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Porn Star Karaoke

9/6/05

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Keiko says she's got 15 performers who are willing to work for free to make a porn video whose proceeds will go to the Red Cross. "If we get enough people to participate in the auction, that will cover the printing and duplication costs," she says.

Keiko says she's got a fetish model who doesn't do hardcore to do hardcore for this good cause.

Higher gas prices bestow numerous benefits.

Seymour says all the bar owners he knows (presumably in the Valley) say their establishments are fuller than normal because people aren't driving over the hill to the city as often and aren't going out of town.

My commute Tuesday was a joy. It took me 30-minutes to drive from Beverly Hills to Canoga Park (9:20am - 9:50am) and the same time to come back (1:45pm - 2:15pm). There are new signs on the highway giving an estimated time of arrival to major freeway interchanges and to the downtown.

Seymour says that when the Carpenters died, music died for him.

Serena is a fetish model from Chicago. "I'm fresh meat," she says. "I've only done one movie."

I spot her with Steve Nelson from AINews. Then Rusty Nails moves in for the kill. He wants a roommate.