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8/23/05

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I arrive at 10:10pm. Kelsey Michaels (who's returned her hair to its natural color) tells me that her first movie came out today - Bring 'Em Young 19.

"I was on KSEX last night. A friend of mine from Tennessee called in. We went to highschool together. He asked how I got into the business. I told him to just go on your site.

"Hopefully I'll bring my sister here next month."

Kelsey was out of action for a week because of a tear she sustained during a sex scene. "Yesterday I did two girl-girl scenes and today I did a boy-girl. I've got to take it slow. I tell them, 'You've got to be gentle with me. I'm real little. I'm fragile.'"

Kelsey says she's encouraged an ex-boyfriend, Justin, (they never had sex) from Tennessee to come work in porn.

In highschool, Kelsey wore thick glasses and braces. She wore all-black and sported numerous piercings.

Now the people who made fun of her then are calling her. One woman who beat Kelsey up in highschool invited her to her wedding. Kelsey refused.

Kelsey says she wants to do a bondage scene but nobody wants to do bondage with her because she looks too sweet and innocent. "I'm the dominant one too."

I like to carry a book with me to PSK in case things get slow and I can step outside and read for a few minutes. Tonight I have Paul Feig's Kick Me tucked in the back of my jeans with the title out.

There's the Exotic Dancer convention in Las Vegas this week so there's a smaller crowd tonight at Sardo's.

I sit down with Gram Ponante. He pays his drink bill and leaves a 35% tip. "I always leave a 35% tip because I used to work in the service industry," says the funniest 6'5" man in the house.

"You used to sell blowjobs on the corner?"

"That was quick, Mr. Ford. That was funny. I never thought of you as the repartee type. More like Albert Camus."

Genesis Skye looks happier than I've seen her in a month. She had an ovarian cyst removed. Then last Monday at Blarney Cove on Roscoe and Topanga Canyon Blvds, a man threw her into a table during a fight (she maintains she was an innocent bystander) and she broke a rib.

She's back to work, desperately needing the money.

Sardo's bouncer JC works during the day as a car salesman at a GMC dealership in Culver City. He sold Jersey Jaxin her SUV.

I meet tall black porn star Bijan Sudaan.

I interview Angie Savage who only works with her husband Devan (they've done six movies as well as a lot of print and internet work).

"We got into it a year ago by sending pictures to Hustler magazine and posing for a boy-girl layout which is in the (October) magazine now."

Angie got implants five weeks ago.

When she was a kid, Angie, who grew up in Santa Cruz and moved to Newport Beach at 17, wanted to become an actress or a firewoman. She graduated highschool 18-months early and did some college.

"I love music. I sang in jazz choir in highschool and did that in college.

"I"ve always modeled."

She got her first tattoo (on her butt) at 15 and has had several since.

Angie met her husband eight years ago. They had a fling three years ago and married 18-months ago in Las Vegas.

Duke: "What do you love and hate about the porn industry?"

Angie: "I love that it is so honest. I don't like when I see somebody who I think is compromising themselves, like a young girl who's had a bad life... It's sad when I see somebody who's just doing it for the money."

Duke: "What are your ambitions?"

Angie: "I'd like to open a hot dog restaurant. My husband and I would like to open a weiner factory."

On August 10, Katie Gold moved from a 34A to a 34C.

Steve Lightspeed says he's sick of "coked-out LA whores."

He had a ruckus on GFY with Tawnee Stone, one of his top models. He paid her $125,000 last year, including $25,000 for one scene with Jordan Capri.

Tawnee, who's got a reputation for having an attitude, tried to build a site with somebody else but nobody was interested.