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7/12/05

World Modeling Talent Call For Craig Valentine, Summer Haze

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I arrive at World Modeling at 1:20pm. Craig Valentine, Summer Haze, Rebecca Hilton and their investor are looking over talent for their swinger series.

Randy Rodman aka Rex Reads has been in and out of the industry for four years.

Rodman served in the US Navy for six years and he has that respectful manner.

I imagine that if I tell him to jump, he'll say, "How high, sir?"

I ask him if he went crazy with the female officers while on a long cruise.

"I was quite a loyal husband," he replies.

Did pornography end your marriage?

"No, it didn't. My ex-wife's insanity ended our marriage."

What do you do when you're not doing pornography?

"I write. I'm an artist. I write poetry. Freestyle."

I need drama.

"I'm allergic to drama. It brings on migraines."

I find Satisfaction, a black girl with blonde hair.

Kimoni is from Puerto Rico. His English is not so good but the stuff around his neck (a dead snake and other charms from Africa) is interesting.

Sophie, Tia were told by World Modeling not to come to LA from England because there was no longer any work for foreign talent who don't have greencards. They came anyway. At the talent call, producers were interested in shooting them until they found out that Sophie, Tia don't have the needed documentation.

Tia Brodies writes me 7/18/05:

I do not have a boyfriend back home, I'm single. If I ever have a boyfriend, I'm monogamous.

I was told after booking my flight that it may be difficult for me to get work over here, but I already had a couple of scenes booked and also wanted to get dancing work, so I could make do...Sophie wasn't told by her English agent not to come over, in fact, she wasnt told about the new law at all.

"I need to get myself married," says Tia. "I need to get divorced first."

She's been married six years. They're separated. "He's my best friend."

Duke: "Rusty Nails is the love of your life?"

Tia: "I wouldn't say that."

Tia says her drinks were spiked at Sardo's last week. She was stumbling around and throwing up.

Tia Brodies writes me 7/18/05:

I do not have a boyfriend back home, I'm single. If I ever have a boyfriend, I'm monogamous.

I was told after booking my flight that it may be difficult for me to get work over here, but I already had a couple of scenes booked and also wanted to get dancing work, so I could make do...Sophie wasn't told by her English agent not to come over, in fact, she wasnt told about the new law at all.

Autumn Bliss and Julia Bond (Jim South's two top girls) arrive with their boyfriends. Julia's man Fingaz says he's done one scene.

Jenner lives with Rayveness (in porn for 13 years). He got into porn through Dave Hardman. He's done over 50 movies. Before porn, he worked in the US Navy and as a surgical nurse. "I love everything about porn and I hate nothing.

"I have no secrets. Everybody in my life knows what I do. It shocked some people at first.

"Quite a lot of women want to have sex with me but I don't have sex with every woman I meet. I'm a respectful guy."

Envy is from Poland. She now lives in a small town in Canada. She says people in her town don't know she's a porn star.

Annie Body had jaw surgery. She did her first scene in months yesterday, a BJ. "I'm a little sore. I found the Marquis de Sade reincarnated as my female doctor."

Annie was sent home the day of the surgery but the next day Annie's roommate had to rush her to the emergency room and Annie spent the next week in the hospital.

Joey Lawford, 19, says he has "some major s--- on the way."

His cousin Temptation (was with Lee Stone) was doing porn for years. "I got sick of the same old lifestyle. I got sick of not making the money I wanted. Growing up in the same place (Palmdale). I guess I didn't have the [skills] to make money [in Palmdale] but in Porn Valley I've got what it takes.

"I've got another part-time job.

"[Porn] is harder than any other job I've had. I used to work for UPS and dead-end jobs here and there. I've had jobs at clothing stores and mom-and-pop shops. But you don't get anywhere with that. A lot of people would say the same thing about porn. I had my boss at UPS tell me I wasn't going to get anywhere in the Adult business."

Duke: "What kind of crowd did you hang out with in highschool?"

Joey: "The in-crowd. The popular crowd. I wasn't in sports. I was a down-to-earth type of guy. People just liked me. I'd go to a new school and within a week I'd be the most popular guy in the highschool."

Joey says he was a good student.

Duke: "Why didn't you go to college?"

Joey: "There was nothing I wanted to do. I didn't want to lead a normal ordinary life. I wanted to do something different. I wasn't taking the easy way out by doing porno.

"My immediate family doesn't know [that Joey does porn]. My brother knows and everybody else in Antelope Valley knows.

"This is working out better for me than any other job I've had. I'm doing better than anybody my age that I know."

Porn Star Karaoke At Sardo's Bar

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Scotty Schwartz sings "Faithfully" by Journey. He tries to get the hook halfway through but Wankus and Kristen won't let him. Kristen helps Scotty finish the song.

A porn girl, Erin Moore, gives a guy her last cigarette. "Smoke this for me," she says. "I don't want lung cancer."

Porn Star Karaoke Anniversary Photos

Sexy City writes on XPT:

I was at the Porn Star Karaoke Club 2nd anniversary party at Sardos on Tuesday in Burbank, CA.

It was a fun event. The kid from the movie 'The Toy' (Richard Pryor was the star), Scotty Schwartz, was there; you might have seen the E! True Hollywood story featuring him and his foray into porn. He sang three karaoke songs and was simply introduced as 'Scott'. Weirdly enough, I was the only one who seemed to recognize him. I gave him that,'Hey, I know you look.' and he gleefully started posing for my camera. Later, he told me,'Now, don't you go selling any of those photos.'

Porn stars present were Felicia Fox (looking very hot in a yellow low cut top showing ALOT of her all natural silicone free cleavage), Stormy Daniels (she looked tired), Tyler Faith, Katie Gold (she was there with a guy celebrating his birthday and she and Genesis Skye did a grind on him after she motioned for Genesis to join her - she also tongue kissed Genesis a few times during the evening; Katie also made out with Constance Le), the aformentioned Genesis Skye and Constance Le, Angel Cassidy, Christian, Kris Slater, Erica Kole, Pamela Peaks, Julie Meadows (I saw her kissing a girl with bright red hair), Nautica Thorn (sitting shyly in the VIP section), Andrea (she sang two songs one of which was 'She Bangs'), and some other porn girls I didn't recognize. Karaoke night founder and host, Wankus, dived into the cake. His karaoke co-host, a very demure looking girl named Kristen, was coaxed into putting on a Mofowear bikini top, subsequently revealing a large set of firm breasts no one would have suspected that she ever posessed (this girl is always solidly covered from head to toe)