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Porn Star Karaoke At Sardos Bar

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6/14/05

I arrive at 9:40pm.

Lynly is a PSK regular and a wardrobe artist. She has a steady boyfriend.

KSEX listener Gemini has done her first porn scene (for Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter).

Robyn says that because she brought a date last week, that's why I wouldn't take her picture or post anything about her because I was so upset and overwrought.

Mickey G says his ex-wife Missy is living a Christian life in a small town. She's happy. She's in a relationship. She's as beautiful as ever. She has nothing bad to say about porn. The last porn-related work she did was about two years ago when she did a commentary track for the DVD Heart & Soul.

I'm told that inside Sardos looks like the bar scene in Star Wars.

Lexxy Foxx has a birth control patch on her right arm. In porn for six months, she's done about 50 movies.

Wankus says I only take so many pictures of him so that the guys on XPT can make fun of him.

It is Julia Ann's wedding anniversary Tuesday, June 21. It is Jenna Jameson's wedding anniversary Wednesday, June 22.

Cytherea's husband Brian wants to punch someone. I can't figure out who. Brooklin Nights tells him: "If I knew you didn't like him, I wouldn't have hugged him."

I see Jim South Jr. with his roommate and another buddy. A guys-night out. No yicky girls to muck things up.

Last time Junior was here he was with his longtime girlfriend Holly Wellin. They both got drunk. Someone told a bouncer that Junior was beating up on Holly (not true) and the bouncer had words with Junior. Later, in the parking lot, some guy tried to pick a fight with Junior.

Tonight Junior stays 45-minutes and leaves without incident. He suffers from insomnia.

I meet Kelly Taylor, who's Randi Wright's roommate.

I spend much of the night hanging with photographer Rich Stephens. He had an interview lined up with Jenna Jameson for a music magazine but they backed out at the last minute because they were afraid it would upset their advertisers.

Wankus's cohost is Kristen, who even though she is not in the industry, she watched a lot of porn. Kristen goes up to Denise (a Britney Spears lookalike) and says she saw her in a softcore scene. Denise says it was not her. She hasn't done anything yet. But she has an interview this week at LFP.

Denise was in the Stripper Ale booth during Erotica LA. She was kept away from porn's Britney lookalike Britney Rears. Denise found that amusing.