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Porn Star Karaoke

It was a full house and a magnificent evening. Fiona Rockwell, Mike Force Erica More Erica More Erica Erica, Luc Parry Erica, Luc Erica, Luc James, Pamela Peaks James, Pamela James, Pamela Daphne Rosen Daphne Rosen Daphne Rosen Jack Lawrence Daphne Rosen, Rita Faltoyano, Annie Cruz (L-R) Daphne, Rita, Annie Daphne, Rita, Annie Jack Fiona Rockwell Tommy Gunn, Eva Angelina Rita Faltoyano, Tommy Gunn Rita, Tommy Rita Eva Angelina Jersey Jaxin Genesis Skye Kendra, Aussie journalist Kendra, some loser Kendra, lonesome loser Kendra and her friend Kelly Kendra Jade Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler Lexxi Tyler April Storm, Joe Diamond Robyn and boy Wankus, Brooke Hunter Brooke, Wankus Jersey Jaxin, Wankus Jersey, Wankus Angel Felon, Loren Mizrachi Loren, Angel Felon Loren, Angel Felon Loren, Angel Felon Loren, Angel Felon Loren, Angel Felon Jersey Jaxin, Luc Parry Jersey, Luc Jersey, Luc Seymour, Pamela Peaks Ron Miller, Brooklyn, Brooke Ron, Brooklyn, Brooke Ron, Brooklyn Brooke Ron, Brooklyn, Brooke Ron, Brooklyn, Brooke Pamela, Ava Ramone Brooklyn, Pamela, Ava Brooklyn, Pamela, Ava Brooklyn, Pamela, Ava Ava Ramone Ava Ramone Ava Ramone Angel Felon Angel Felon Angel Felon Brooklyn Brooklyn Angel Felon Angel Felon Loren Mizrachi Connie, April Wankus, Tyler Faith Jeneveve Jolie T-Real, Jeneveve Jolie

Every time I come to PSK, it seems I see Robyn, a 31-year old Jewish chick who wants to get into porn but is told she's too fat, making out with a different guy.

I remember the days when making out was a big deal. It took me 16-years to do it the first time. Since then, I've saved it for only special relationships. I haven't done it for six months.

"My philosophy is," says Robyn, "that I go out one night a week and make-out with guys."

I'm sitting with Terri Redor from The Floating World. He tells me Robyn's Jewish. That I should marry her and have kids.

Terri says I'm the Virgil (tour guide in Dante's Inferno) of the underworld.

"You're the Sancho Panza to my Don Quixote," I say. And then we start making out on the dance floor, or something like that, the music is so loud and the morals so confused, I'm not really sure what's happening.

"I'm along for the ride, wondering when I get paid," says Terri.

Who's tweaking and who's drinking tonight?

"Pamela Peaks' hair is tweaking," someone says. "Don't quote me on that."

Kendra Jade, 27, walks in. She looks as good as I've ever seen her (and I've known her since the summer of 1998). I haven't seen her since September of 2000 when I took her and Rob Spallone with me to a Jewish singles event. We truly livened up the place.

Kendra cut most of her hair off yesterday. She says she only comes to PSK about every six months.

Jade says she didn't go to her KSEXradio.com show six weeks in a row. Wankus called her and asked if she was ever going to show. Kendra said probably not. So she gave up the show.

Kendra says she was going to become a Legend contract girl. But then they started backing out on many of the things they initially promised so she backed out too.

I tell Ron Miller I saw his wife's profile on Exotica-2000.com.

Ron: "I saw it as well.

"I've been with Brooke for eight years. I remember when they contacted Brooke and wanted her to come to New York. She thought about it and decided it wasn't her. As she puts it, she didn't want to be in a hotel room somewhere, have a knock on the door, and have to have sex with the person. It's not her persona. You've known Brooke for a long time. She's a deeper person. Porn is one thing. While I've never put anyone down for prostitution, Brooke has never worked as an escort. She has done bachelor parties [as a stripper]."

I hear Lani Lei is getting out of porn because she's getting married.

New York journalist Joe Diamond introduces me to Angel Felon, who's done ten movies and worked for meatholes.com as "Raylene." She looks like a normal chick.

Her boyfriend of the past six months is Loren Mizrachi, a director Dreamtank.com.

I ask T-Real what's happening. "The f---ing bitches are making money," he says.

Wankus from KSEXradio.com writes early Tuesday:

BURBANK, CALIFORNIA -- AVN award winner for best male newcomer and popular adult talent, Tommy Gunn will be sponsoring Porn Star Karaoke [PSKclub] tonight [at Sardos Bar] with his new production company in the marquee, Assassin Pictures. The well liked performer will be accompanied by gorgeous starlets the likes of Charmane Star, Alexis Amore', Eva Angelina, Jenaveve Jolie and Rita Faltoyano, to name a few. Jolie and Angelina reside with Gunn at his house which offers eight live, 24 hour web cams through a housecams network viewed on the site Porn Stars Crib, site to launch soon.