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"We distribute every major brand, although we push the labels that we're close to. We do the most business with K-Beech, as Kevin is our guardian angel. He said, 'anything you want, talk to me and I will take care of it. So you don't step on anybody's toes.' We buy a load from Metro and Sin City, and of course, we have to stock that miserable soft storyline shit that every AVN reader wants to own.

"We LOVE the bad boys, like Black, the guys at Anabolic, Elegant, and anyone else that can spit in a girl's ass and laugh about it. As with many other distributors and retailers, we are not too happy with the fact that manufacturers are now opening stores (Excitement, Extremes, Generation X, Hustler)." Danger Boy Video will soon release their first line - Mila - Queen of Nasty. The Russian Jewess will interview 18 - 19 year old girls looking to take her title by surrendering to the most extreme male fantasies of dominating women. "It's good for me," says Brad about his new line. "It's good publicity. When I'm on the phone selling the new release of Mila, I'm going to have a chance to sell all this other product that I'm carrying.

"I like chicks that f---... Mila is the most aggressive person out there. She's willing to do anything. We're trying to appeal to the man who watches porn at home alone with a 12-pack of beer next to the chair. I'm not looking to sell videos to the 45-year old husband and wife in Encino. I'm looking for the factor worker who lives in El Segundo who buys $59:99 new releases all the time. And Mila can sell that guy. Mila will let any guy do whatever they want to her, and that is what sex is about. It's about the woman getting tossed about and treated like a whore. That's what this business is all about. It's not Jenna Jameson who does chicks. I'm so out on that girl, she doesn't f---.

"I used to like Matt Zane when I came into this business then I found out that he is a complete poser. He's trying to take off on Rob Black's coattails. Rob is definitely a pioneer. He's done some things with Mila that were crazy such as the Cellar, where she takes on several black guys. It was vulgar and wild and Mila loved it. It was like Gone With The Wind. She told them they were slaves and they tossed her up... "There are tons of small distributors like us. The key is locking in on a few big accounts. We do a great job with Castle Boutique who own 13 stores in Arizona, Washington and Oregon. We do a good job on the internet. We do a lot on EBay auctions... We take an ordinary video and dress it up to look outrageous...

"As for our consumer base, we claim to have the largest IN STOCK program on all current and classic titles. We have over 5000 titles in stock at all times, and we're not talking comps.....We also carry many hard to find items, many that have been out of print for years. We stumbled on this library...and they are all tapes that could not be made legally in 1999 but they were legal to make then and they are still legal to sell. There are taboo subjects in them - rape, girls saying they are underage... These videos (The Taking of Christina, Pastries, starring Uschi Digart, Satanic Playground, High School Memories, Like Mother Like Daughter) kickass on Ebay. You're talking about a $4 catalogue tape that sells for $40. Classics are a huge market now.

"Caballero recently lost all rights to the Andrew Blake and Marilyn Chambers tapes. So we bought 3000 pieces of those and added $10 to all our prices... I know it is just a matter of time until someone calls up and says 'we want all your Andrew Blakes, I don't care how much.' We have a bunch of the old Traci Lords tapes as well (taken off the shelves at Caballero two months ago) - the two legal tapes which are basically the same movie reedited, with different boxes - Traci, I Love You and A Taste of Traci."

Brad worked in the shoe business for 15 years. "I flirted with every woman who came in my store. I was in upscale areas (Brentwood, Encino, Beverly Hills and Tarzana). The '70s and '80s were great, but in the '90s the young people stopped spending money on the children and started spending it on themselves. When I saw the kids coming in with shoes from Target, and dad is wearing $200 Air Jordans and he doesn't play hoop, I decided to get into adult. I'm a pervert at heart.

"[Porn] is tougher and more competitive than I thought it would be. It's full. It's overloaded. There are too many dirtbags who f-ck it up for everyone else, who don't pay their bills. I'm a firm believer in cash. There are too many people who've opened up a small distributorship, gone out of business, reopened with a different name... And people give them credit."

10/21/99

Luke and Brad from Danger Boy Video did Nice Jewish Girl over the phone Tuesday night.

Brad to NJG: "You're just a character right? Luke made you up?"

NJG: "No I'm the real thing. What's with your Jimplasti@aol.com email address? That is so gross. It's like a used condom."

Brad: "Shut the f--- up and let me tell you what it is. Jimplastic is the name of a shoe that Airwalk made. I used to be in the shoe business. I created this material that is like a shiny plastic. So my name was Jimplastic. Then I got suspended from AOL for doing some nasty things... I'm Danger Boy Video kids, so you can imagine what I did. I just did it in the Christian rock room. We brought our friends over there and had orgies in the room. They suspended Jimplastic for 99 years. So I had to come back to AOL, and I used Jimplasti."

NJG: "I can't believe you don't use condoms. You're endangering Mila's life?"

Brad: "I don't use condoms because I'm married. For Mila, we make sure everyone is well tested. We mainly use first-time girls. Get them tested on a Monday, hold them in a quarantine until Thursday when we shoot them. Then we let them go. And we use the same two guys in our movies and they test religously."

NJG: "Are they good looking or are they dogs like all the men in porno?"

Brad: "Our guys f--- hard... Dave Hardman and Earl Slate are not beautiful but they have good hard dicks. You obviously don't understand a f---ing thing about this business..."

NJG: "What girl would want to do half the pigs in the business?"

Brad: "They're nice cleancut all-America guys. It's not about being cute. It's about you lying there and being convulsed with orgasms. You should call Stevie Hirsch... You need to come up with a line of videos with pretty guys in it... The guys who read Luke's sit and the guys who buy our movies want to see raunch."

NJG: "Do you pay Mila well?"

Brad: "Mila is a partner and she owns a percentage... Mila was raped in this business for four years. They used her and tossed her aside. She never had control over anything. We gave her full control until we realized what she wanted to do and then we had to totally cut it back. Mila is not in this for the money. She's nasty... She comes from a nice Jewish family."

NJG: "Max Hardcore is one of the ugliest guys in the business and he's really old. I only go out with supermodels."

Brad: "Did you ever meet Luke?"

NJG: "Yes. I live in San Francisco. Brad, do you have a Jewish wife?"

Brad: "Yes, I am a Jewish kid from Beverly Hills."

NJG: "I probably would never have gone out with you. You're not cute enough for me."

Brad: "In high school? If you wouldn't have let me and my friends f--- you in every hole, you wouldn't have even gotten asked out. We were tearing it up back then. You think I woke up next to my Jewish wife and said one day, 'Honey, I'm selling the f---ing shoe store and starting Danger Boy Video.' It happened, 'maybe that shit I did in high school should've been on tape.' And that's how it evolved."

Luke: "Did you really have sex in high school?"

Brad: "Tons. I was on the wrestling team and I was the smallest guy. Weighed 100 pounds. All my friends weighed about 275. We were raging. And I had the pick of the litter because the girls liked to hang out with the athletes and they'd hang all over these big guys but they didn't want 'em... So I scooped 'em up."

"NJG, do you take pop shots on your face?"

NJG: "Never. I don't even do that."

Brad: "You're obviously not married."

NJG: "I'm married to Luke."

Brad: "You're not married to Luke because Luke likes to give it to them on the face, sweetie. He likes to look down on them, have them pull their hair back, and have their face look up... Luke is so against porn that he has to have the dark river..."

Luke: "I don't want pornography because it is immoral and degrades women."

Brad: "Yes we all agree that pornography degrades women. But isn't it cooler that I have Mila, a woman degrading women?"

NJG: "What happens to the girls? Do they cry?"

Brad: "We had a girl who came in the first time. She was 19 and doing her first scene. We had her scheduled to do Mila and two guys. But one of the guys wasn't there yet so we took her scene from the morning to noon. Then, when the next scene started, she started crying and went in the corner by herself. I went to her and asked, what's the matter. And she said, I think I'm ugly and nobody wants to work with me.

"So we grabbed Dave Hardman and said, tell Dave what you just told me. And that was it. Dave was on his knees, put her up on the sink and started going down on her and she was a happy little camper and that was the closest we came to having an unhappy person on one of our sets.

"Mila hasn't put anybody in the hospital except herself. Max gets out of hand... Mila does stuff with rubber toys while Max uses his dick, which is harder... Mila never does anything to anybody else that she won't do to herself."

NJG: "Do you guys always do anal?"

Brad: "Nooooo. You've got it wrong. We're not like rapists. We find these young girls on the internet. We tell them upfront. I'm disgustingly blunt and ugly when I speak. We like to shoot people who've never done movies before and aren't even strippers... They just think they're bad little sluts and they have nice boyfriends who don't f--- 'em like a dog and treat 'em rude, stuff they want... If they get embarrassed while we're talking, they just click off and I'm done. I don't chase them down, they call us."

NJG: "I'm concerned that this anal thing is tearing up the girls."

Brad: "You know what Mila's ass looks like?"

NJG: "Like my room."

Brad: "She has the most torn up ass in the business because she's a little girl and they've wrecked her butt. But we're putting her in storage. She's not doing double anal anymore. Our girls only do anal if they want to, only three out of nine girls have done anal.

"Scenes start out with the girl and Mila. Mila does an intro, 'I met this girl online or on Luke F-rd...' Luke you got a thank you in one of our movies... Then they do soft girl-girl and Mila tries to get the girl off, but young girls do not always get off. Then Mila does her famous squirt thing, where she does female ejaculation. Has an orgasm and squirts out."

Luke: "That's pee."

Brad: "Oh God... Then she squirts on the girl's face... Then into the sex. We talk beforehand about what the girls want. She might say, I think my ass is big, so please don't do me doggie style with the camera behind...

"I did marketing for one company in Hollywood that did live feeds with a dildo cam... I was going to buy a live website that does that... Most of those places are so thrashed. Some girls are faking the fingering and some are really fingering and who knows what slime has crawled out onto those beds. They're on for two hour shifts and then the next chick is lying on those beds... They are so gross. I did a walkthrough in a place in Hollywood and these girls are like, 'I would never do porn. That's degrading. I make $40 an hour here.' And I'm like, 'we don't shit on the places where we screw. This is disgusting in this room. Foul.'"

NJG: "Do you use new toys every time?"

Brad: "No, but we use some new toys every time. And thanks to Sharon Mitchell, we have free lube and cleaner for our toys."

NJG: "You should use condoms on the toys."

Brad: "We cleaned the toys in the fishpond last time..."

Luke: "NJG, don't worry. These porn girls are hos. They're not real people."

Brad: "I appreciate what they do for a living. I could not marry one.

"We only shoot girls one time. If they go run off after us and do nine scenes, I don't want to know about it."

Luke: "Ever had sex with Mila Brad?"

Brad: "Never. I just started kissing her on the cheek hello for the first time."

NJG: "He's not like you Luke. Luke's a ho."

Brad: "I'm a ho too. Luke got pictures of me sucking on a transvestite's tit at the AVN Expo. Gia Darling."

Luke: "You were sucking on his dick."

Brad: "My wife wasn't bothered."

Luke: "Do you f--- around?"

Brad: "No. We're having a baby next month."

Luke: "Your kid will be so proud. My daddy, Danger Boy Video."

Brad: "I also manufacture children's shoes."

Luke: "Do you employ Chinese slave labor?"

Brad: "No, very expensive Spanish and Italian labor... I build my design, create my shoe, and then subcontract with established factories. My dad owned 13 shoe stores."

Luke: "Are there too many Jews in the shoe business?"

NJG: "There are only Jews in the shoe business. Brad, tell him that he's not one of us. And he hates the Kennedys. He's not a Jew."

Luke: "I'm going to start investigating the shoe business. I've had enough of porn."

Brad: "I could help you tear the shoe business up. I was just saying to my wife, 'I wish there was a website like Luke's for the shoe business.'

"What Luke's missing is the heritage..."

NJG: "He has no feelings."

Luke: "Yeah, but I have a yiddishe kup [Jewish brain]."

NJG: "You just go to shul to find people to f---, Luke F-rd. He's like the welcoming committee."

Brad: "Do you tell people you are a journalist or do you cough up the truth?"

Luke: "I don't cough up the truth."

NJG: "He lies."

Brad: "Why are you ashamed dude?"

Luke: "Because I don't want to get kicked out. XXX threw me out last year."

Brad: "Elliot Segal, who owned Western Visuals, was huge in the Orthodox community. His family was all Chabad [a branch of Hasidic Judaism]. I know all the original Chabad rabbis."

Luke: "I have to run to shul. A class on Job..."

Brad: "On Tuesday night? You go to learn? You're a fanatic."

NJG: "He goes to pick up chicks."

Brad: "Luke, you never take a firearm with you when you go anywhere like that? You might think you're Jewish and self righteous and a happy gun toter, but don't ever flip back and decide that you hate Jews and you made a mistake."

NJG: "He will. He's so extreme."

Brad: "It will be like the Magnificent Seven.... He's gone and he's left his tape recorder on."

Luke is now driving to learn Torah, but with my phone off the hook and my recorder running.

NJG: "I floated on to his site because I love gossip and someone said in alt.celebrities.gossip that Luke F-rd has the dish on Jenna Jameson and Joe Montana. So I was like, really? More dish for me. So I surfed over to his site and sure enough this whole big Jenna Jameson thing is going on. And I only know Jenna Jameson because of Howard Stern. Then I started getting addicted to his site [April, 1999]."

Brad: "Kid Vegas is a doofus. I don't like people that cruise into a group, latch on to quick friends and then skidaddle as soon as things get tough."

NJG: "He's an artist."

Brad: "He was an accident. People invented him for no reason. All his movies suck... Our second movie comes out Friday. It's definitely going to freak people out. They will see things they've never seen before."

NJG: "Like what? Like girls having a real good time instead of a fake one? It seems like in all of porn the girls don't even like it and they're eyes are always open looking at the camera. Porn seems really fake."

Brad: "We take these girls who think they want to do a porno movie one time. We shock the shit out of them. They have a story to tell for the rest of their lives. And we've got it on tape and that's the end of it. Only one of our girls [Candy Girl] is still working. She makes an incredible amount of money as a dancer in LA. About $1000 a day..."

NJG: "I'm in the wrong business."

Brad: "You don't look like that. You're cute but you're not 5'3, 100 pounds, all natural, and blonde everywhere with baby blue eyes. She's not going to make a lot of movies. Her boyfriend is a real hardcore ex-con who takes no shit off anybody so he's not making a million friends with the guys in this business because it's hard to work with people in this business if you try to have the utmost respect and ethics from everybody. And that's what you learn in prison. And that's what you expect to be treated with and he's not getting that respect. So he's like, f--- it, she's not going to shoot.

"He's met people at Hustler and they treated her like a queen. She shot for them and for us and for VCA. She's not working for people who are underpaying and abusing."

NJG: "What's good pay in this business?"

Brad: "Not much. I don't know. We don't pay good. We tell the girls if you do this scene really good, we'll give you a subway sandwich. We've had one girl do it for free. A couple of girls do it for $250 each. And the others for $300-$400. We want them to know ahead of time that if you're doing it for the money, don't even bother coming in. And we don't want someone to come in and say, it was easy work for $400, I am now going to go f--- on every set for $400. Now my movie is worth nothing because I do not have newcomers. I have torn up old hags. Now everyone's f---ed them so my movie is not special. So I like it that Mila turns their mind. Oh, I don't really want to be in the porn business. Thank you and bye. Then we've got their first and only scene."

NJG: "Mila does not go out with anybody outside the business?"

Brad: "She's not dating now. No sex [except on camera]. She's a totally cool chick. People who don't like her can't understand her because she's so anal. She's amazingly neat and compulsive about every stitch of makeup. Don't come around her without a manicure and be wearing nice clothes if you come to see her at her house. And you better call first. And you better not wear your shoes inside."

NJG: "She's Russian. Like my grandmother."

Brad: "It's Ally McBeal time. I have to go."

NJG: "None of my girlfriends like that show."

Brad: "That's because you live up in San Francisco and they all have their head up their ass and are into women's lib... Get your ass down here and blow me. I know you don't do third input, for sure."

NJG: "For sure, you couldn't even pay me for that.

"I've never even done Luke. Would he still be talking to me if I had done him?"

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