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All's Quiet On The DP Front

Mike South reports:

A-dell called me yesterday and assured me that all is well at Digital Playground and that nothing is happening and they are all one big happy family. According to her every morning at 9AM they all meet in the common area and Jewn leads them in a few rounds of "Kumbaya". Jesse usually breaks into "We are Family" which inspires RobbieD to lead em all in "Family Affair."

They are like The "Leave it Beaver" of porn familys with Jewn as Ward, Samantha as June (which is kinda funny), Teagan as Wally, I just aint sure if Eddie Haskell is A-Dell or RobbieD (who I hear is getting a sex change) and of course Jesse as The Beaver.

Lexi Marie Now A Vivid Girl

Scott Fayner reports at l-keford.com.

Papillon: 'I'm Not On Crack, what the hell?'

I called my friend Papillon who's from the Phillipines. I know she doesn't do drugs. She's sick but she's still able to laugh about some nasty posts on XPT by Smelly Monkey about her.

I'm surprised that Papillon, a Republican, voted for and endorsed John Kerry.

Papillon: "I'm supersick now. Just a cold. For a few days."

How's your cancer?

"It's in remission.

"I've been sick since election day. I had migraines all that week because people don't know the difference between the electoral vote and the popular vote. If you don't know the difference, don't even vote."

Why did you switch workplaces?

"I'm done. I'm done dancing. I'm done with everything. I haven't worked in a month.

"That Smelly Monkey guy is funny. Somebody told me to look at your site."

Duke Floored is my friend. He would never publish anything nasty about me.

"I looked at that and I started laughing. Duke's a sport. He's just milking this for drama. Usually he can get it out of me.

"I'm moving to the Phillipines in June. I'll be gone for eight months to a year. I'm going to open up a clothing factory.

"You're getting me when I am all Nyquiled out."

I won't make any cracks. Let the healing begin.

Ass Wreckage

I got this PR release from Platinum X Pictures: "Wrecking Rectums Recklessly! Asshoes Destrying; One Girl at a Time!"

NYT says sex research is only for the brave

Pedophilia in particular is off-limits. Psychiatrists and psychologists have studied and tried to treat people imprisoned for sexual crimes, with limited success. But it is not clear whether these convicted felons are representative of all people who have sexual fantasies involving children.

People do not choose to become pedophiles, experts say, but usually discover as adults that they are afflicted with unusual desires, and many long resist the urge to act on them. Researchers know that boys who are sexually abused themselves may be at increased risk of developing pedophilia later on, but they still know little about how these urges develop, or in whom.

Florida's Diseased Hookers Come To LA

Hurricanes destroyed their hometown business so they're coming here. A lot of them are sick (HIV, hepatitis) but want to work in porn.

Aussie Pop Group Air Supply To Play At The Players Ball?

Now that's something I'd pay $250 for, but I don't think it will ever happen, despite my urging. Flava Flav will MC the event, former front man for Public Enemy. Tickets are going for $250 each. There won't be many if any free tickets this year for friends of Darren Blatt and his wife Jennifer. The industry event of the year at the Prano Lounge (in the Aladdin) in Las Vegas in January. I hear AVN won't be writing anything about the event.

Mike Albo writes: "Air Supply is probably the faggiest pop group ever formed. Nothing wrong with pop, mind you, but Air Supply pandered to a brain dead audience of 'tweener chicks and sexually confused idiots like you. Elevate your tastes. Acceptable pop acts: Badfinger, Big Star, The Merry-Go-Round, Emmitt Rhodes, The Left Banke, Love, and, of course, the Beatles. Just looking out for you, you know."

On Set With Melissa Lauren 11/8/04

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When I arrive on set at 9:45am, I join Melissa and a group of guys in the backyard of Dick in Woodland Hills.

Melissa says it changes the dynamics of a relationship once a director sleeps with his talent. It makes the talent less likely to do what he says. Dick says he's never slept with a porn girl. Aside from that blowjoy a few years back.

About 18-months later, the girl called him. She wanted him to tell the LA Sheriff that her husband knew she was working in porn. Why? Her mother-in-law had hired an investigator. They couldn't find the gun. What gun? The gun he used to kill himself.

Has Melissa, born in 1980, ever heard of the pop group Air Supply? No.

Bono, a reviewer on ADT who flew in from Arizona to be on the set, says his parents bought him the LP Lost in Love when he was eleven. He asked them if Air Supply would ever be as big as the Beatles.

I recite lyrics from Air Supply's song, Making Love Out of Nothing At All.

John Knowles, co-owner of NJ Films with his buddy Nelson, says "making love is something my girlfriend does while I'm f---ing her."

I ask John if his biker friends would throw him out of their clique if they knew he was making porno. "No way," says John. "They all have their own meth labs. I don't have a meth lab. I just make porno."

John and Nelson had a song in the Rod Lurie movie Deterrence (1999). They also had a deal with an independent record label. Then there came a day when their music died, and they concentrated on making porn.

John is the financial guy behind NJ Films while Nelson, who used to shoot stills for Playboy.com, is the creative guy. Nelson says he keeps an eye on the books but he won't let John touch the camera.

John's funniest moments in porn:

* Getting an offer of a BJ from the trannie Vanity

* Working with a girl who'd had a stroke and was left with little sense of balance. She fell over during a scene.

John bought Alex De Renzy's last three features after his death (from Alex's widow).

John says Alex's shooting style influenced Dick, who watched his movies and copied him. Alex said to find the girl's face and hole and keep the camera on both.

Dick outlines the scene scenario to Bono, Melissa and Lee. Melissa plays Bono's wife. He wants her to get harmonica lessons from Lee, who appears to be blind. She plays the harmonica while Lee takes it to her.

Dick tells Bono after the first take -- "you are on your way to stardom. Just do one little thing for me -- don't look in the camera."

I ask Melissa what language she likes to talk dirty in while making love. She says English. French was too elevated a language. It would be gross. But English is perfect for talking s---.

Bornyo writes on XXXPorntalk.com: "Hey Melissa. I Just saw your onset pics on www.lukeisback.com Is that a rug burn on your right shoulder and if so, would you share that story for your loyal fans?"

Melissa replies: "Yeah, it s a rug burn. Story is 8 days ago i did a POV scene with Tony T, on the carpet. i was in doggie, twisting my body to look back at the camera, and so my right shoulder was rubbing against the rug. No big deal."

Reverse Racism In Porn

Grant Michaels writes:

One thing that has confused me, and in some ways offended me, is the discrepancy in the pay rates offered to female talent for the different types of work offered in the adult industry.

In general the rates for girls will increase as they go from a solo to girl/girl to boy/girl to BBG to anal, etc. and this makes sense for the most part. Where it gets confusing is the increase in female pay rates to do Interracial. "Interracial" in itself is a terrible misnomer in our industry. It applies only to black males on white females, and not visa versa...not to mention that Latin or Asian ethnic groups are simply left out of the interracial equation completely.

How is it that in a seemingly saturated Interracial production pool that girls are given more to work with black guys? Saturation in any other industry should push prices and pay rates down! That's simple economics 101. As a white performer I sometimes lose work out with a girl who would rather make more money doing an IR for another company on that day. Of course that girl will go with the bigger money! But why are companies paying girls more to work with a black guy than to work with a white guy (like me)?

It seems like terrible racial bigotry in what should be a very PC society, no? Consider this -- if girls got higher rates to work with white guys, over black guys, then every black performer would be up in arms and rightly so! We would have Jesse Jackson and Johnny Cochran all up in our faces!

This pay discrepancy can be explained away with 2 terrible explanations:

1) "It's more honorable to work with black guys so we will pay you girls more"...this insults white guys like me (as it would be to black guys if it were the other way around).

2) "Black guys are tough to work with and it's going to ruin you name in porn"...that's an insult to black guys!

There is an easy solution -- equalize the pay rates and do away with the racial bigotry!

Buttman to Lose His Ass in Vegas?

From Las Vegas Weekly: "If Stagliano expected Sin City to welcome his ideas for The Fashionistas, he got a rude awakening."

Six-Part HBO Documentary Begins This Week

A REAL SEX XTRA: PORNUCOPIA: GOING DOWN IN THE VALLEY 01: PERKY AND PUNCTUAL

The premiere episode of this adults-only series provides a look at the World Modeling Agency where hopefuls audition for a shot at porn stardom. Also included are an examination of the industry's fertile heritage, a visit to the Adult Video News (AVN) Awards in Las Vegas; and a profile of JK Productions, owned by Jill Kelly.

'I'm trying to wean myself off younger men'

In a new Channel 4 reality show on common sex problems, volunteer couples make love on camera while presenter Tracey Cox advises on their performance. Energy, she says, is more important than good looks

Serena Marcus Interview

I meet her Thursday afternoon at World Modeling. She bubbles over into my recorder as we stand on the stairs at the entrance.

Cars honk as they drive by. We talk about her breast implants.

"They went in through my armpits," says the 21 yo.

Did it hurt?

"Yeah. They gave me a lot of Vicodin. I'm a 34D. I'm 5'4" and a 110 pounds. I wear a size three pants."

How many movies have you done?

"I have no idea. Junior [Jim South's son], how many movies have I done?"

He has no idea.

"Over 30. I have my own movie coming out with a lot of scenes in it. I do a lot of Web site stuff too."

She saw Mr. Marcus in AVN when she was 18. She emailed him. He flew her out. They did scenes. Then she did Hustler's Barely Legal 18. She got the name "Serena Marcus." She began flying out every couple of months from her home in Pennsylvania.

Serena has a raspy throaty voice, like she drinks too much whiskey and smokes too many cigars.

What were you doing in Pennsylvania?

"I owned an escort service, Princess Entertainment. I still do that a little bit. I'm trying to shut it down and just do porn."

How many girls work for you?

"A lot. I've got pictures of them. I'm going to put them on my Web site, www.serenamarcusxxx.com."

A Web search revealed: Princess Entertainment (717) 299-3005 602 E Chestnut St Lancaster, PA 17602

What do you love and hate about this industry?

"I hate guys who come in and think they're Mr. Macho Man. I like girls in the business."

Do you like black men?

"I like white guys."

You'd like ten black guys fresh out of prison who hadn't been with a white woman in a long time.

"They'd tear me up," she giggles.

Serena, a highschool cheerleader, says she wants to be a psychologist when she's old.

"When I was younger, I was a bad girl. I beat a girl up in school. I was in juvenile hall for two weeks. Then I got probation for a year.

"I hung out with everybody."

Serena lost her virginity at 15.

Was it consensual?

"Yes. It was my baby's dad."

Was it with a family member?

"No."

Serena's son is five.

Would you like him to get in the porn industry?

"Oh no. I'd kick his ass."

How does your family feel about your new career?

"I don't tell 'em."

Serena has six tattoos. "I have a big one on my butt. It goes into my crack."

Serena had a ton of piercings when she modeled body jewelry.

Are your tattoos and piercings outward manifestations of inner distress?

"What?"

"What did you want to be when you grew up?"

"A psychologist. Somehow, I always knew I wanted to do porn."

How do you know what is right and wrong?

"I don't know. How do you know what is right and wrong?"

I study the Bible.

"But do you follow it? We're both in a porn place right now."

What Is My Greatest Character Flaw?

I believe that my shyness is my greatest character flaw. But my friend John Douglas suggests: "I am sure that you can poll your readers and they can come up with a few greater flaws." I'm not so sure.

My Pet Wallaby Is Sick

John writes: "Because you sit around the apartment choking your wallaby all the time."

Regan Senter Interview

I call Regan of BeautifulModels.com for the first time in about four years. I first met the guy in January 1996.

Regan: "I have a hot girl for you if you want a scandalous interview. TinaFine.com.

"I'm the same old guy. I look the same. I bet you look the same."

Are you still doing your compliance videos?

"Everything is the same. The mountains fall but Bush is still there. You look back and say, what have I accomplished? Nothing.

"I'm happy you're back. The industry needed you back. You changed the industry. Before that, it was all hush-hush. It was controlled.

"Reb [Sawitz] is gone, retired to Orange County. His wife still does make-up. [Somebody else operates Reb's agency Pretty Girl International.] Your first interview should be Bill Margold."

What's new with your business?

"New girls. A new rule here. A new rule taken out. Every time a new girl comes in, I change my rules because they teach me a whole new lesson of what I did wrong."

Do you notice any difference with the new crop of girls?

"None. Have you gone down De Soto Blvd from the 118 to the 101? Have you noticed any change in the last five years?"

No.

"Maybe Jim [South] will kick Bill Margold out, and this is not an attack on Bill, and give you an office there. You can automatically interview all the girls who come in. You can be one of [Jim's] cronies.

"Out of Rob Spallone [who ran a rival talent agency to Jim's World Modeling until March 1999] came Damien Michaels, who isn't around much anymore. Came [Mark] Spiegler who brought in LADirect [Derek aka Ben English]. These are all the properties of Rob Spallone."

Derek has built up quite an agency.

"It will rise and fall.

"The best sale I have to my talent is the same sale Jim [South] has -- no fees.

"Some of these girls have two agents -- one back in Colorado and one here. Ten percent to this one and ten percent to that one. It adds up. Why doesn't someone train these girls in the seminar that providing sex doesn't have to be only on video? It can be in exchange for accommodation and transportation. I don't mean that as prostitution. I mean that in the custom video or whatever falls in the category of legality. Compliance video is the answer to the industry. Rather than these girls having to fork out all that money, there should be a barter sex book.

"Brianna Banks is a mega-star today. When she came in the business, she did a scene for Young, Dumb and Full of Cum. It didn't hurt her.

"When I brought her into Vivid, they just passed on her. Now she's a Vivid contract girl.

"Are you doing the same thing? Or are you doing production?"

Just writing a column.

"You're being nice this time. That's not good."

I'll be nasty when I need to. But I have to protect a few alliances I've made.

"World Modeling doesn't matter anymore. Did you see Jurassic Park? Remember how they were trying to keep everyone celibate? When these new agents and managers came into the picture, they hatched like dinosaur eggs. You know what those dinosaurs were doing throughout Jurassic Park? Eating people up.

"You know who opened up the floodgates for all these dinosaurs who came in? Me. I was the first rebel. Then Rob Spallone came through.

"World Modeling has had some talent for years. I can't see talent staying with LADirectModels for years. They're often from out-of-town and they come for short periods of time. At one time, Roy Garcia was king of the hill. Not anymore. At one time, I was trying to get to that level. I was neck-and-neck with Reb. You remember. When you were in Reb's office, it's still on l-keford.com, what did he say to the girls at the end of the interview?"

To stay away from Regan Senter.

"There isn't any difference between a talent scout who finds girls work, a manager, and an agent. I need to disagree with the new revised tape that AIM has [on this point]. It says there's a difference between an agent and a manager.

"Girls sign up with me for a three-year exclusive contract. It says on the contract in big red letters -- we do not remove pictures. We only add. There is no termination agreement. If I refer you to Vivid and you say you do not want to work with Regan anymore, there's no termination."

I doubt you could enforce a contract for having commercial sex, however, in the courts.

Regan, I was just checking to see if you had changed and fallen in love with a member of the talent pool.

"No.

"As far as Gia Paloma is concerned, she is not with Beautiful Models anymore. But as far as the paperwork is concerned, which is 100% legal, she is under exclusive contract. I still find her work and she doesn't even know it.

"Gia Paloma works for JM productions. How did she meet JM Productions? Through me. How did she meet Jim Lane and Skeeter [Kerkove]? Through me.

"It's not like you can go to World Modeling and say, pull me out of the book. When I spend three or four hours putting those pictures up, I'm not going to take them down.

"You want to know what has happened [since we spoke last]? I've made things more concrete, with more steel. I've reinforced the building. I built a deeper fallout shelter."

Is Angel Cassidy still with you?

"Angel Cassidy signed up online "exclusively." She checked the exclusive form. Read the bottom and see what it says. Read the non-exclusive contract. Read what it says about doing the demo. If she decides to do boy-girl, what happens to the non-exclusive contract? It becomes exclusive.

"The biggest difference between then and now is -- it is written. To quote Bill Margold, 'Why don't you put that in writing?'

"If they can't get into Playboy, Penthouse or Hustler, what precisely am I doing with them except trying to convince them to do boy-girl? Very common in the industry today is internal cum shots. Creampies. It's replacing anal."

Imagine your shock and horror if, after interviewing Regan Senter, you were looking at his list of talent and saw someone you were dating. Then you emailed her about it and she replied:

worst experience i had, far beyond the one we discussed. nightmares. i'd rather forget. please don't mention his name to me ever. i yelled. i got really drunk on my own and i cried myself to sleep.

Every since your email mentioning Sentar's name I have been breathing unevenly because I am close to crying over the whole damn thing. I feel seriously unhappy.

That RS stuff was one of the most upsetting thing in my life. If ever you want me to shut up and be depressed, you have the verbal key.

Helpful writes: Say what you want about Mr. Senter, but his crib is still better than Duke's. Mirrored waterbed ..oi vey!

Jamie Sweet

by Cindi Loftus Courtesy of Xcitement Magazine's Adult Fun 411

Jamie Sweet is a pageant winner and a feature dancer. She is an up and coming porn movie star. I was lucky enough to chat with her by phone while she was trying to escape Florida before Hurricane Jeanne arrived.

Adult Fun: Hi Jamie. You're still in South Florida right?
Jamie: Yes but I am in the car driving north so hopefully the phone signal will stay strong.
AF: Where are you going?
J: Back to Pennsylvania. I've got a long drive ahead.
AF: And you are running ahead of hurricane Jeanne I hope.
J: I am. It is so windy out right now. Every little bit we hit strong winds and a really heavy down pour. I have been listening to the emergency station and they are saying it's coming earlier then they thought.
AF: How's the traffic?
J: It's pretty good. It's gotten a little bit heavier as we've gone up. But it's not bumper to bumper. We are still going seventy miles an hour.
AF: Have you ever been in a hurricane before?
J: Never.
AF: See you should have stayed for the weekend! It would have been a new experience.
J: I kinda wanted to stay and see it, but I figured I better get out while I can. It would have been cool to see though.
AF: Did you dance last night?
J: Yes I had a very exhausting day and night. It was great. I had five shows yesterday and it went really well. It was packed. I had a great time.
AF: Were you supposed to work tonight too?
J: Yes I was. Unfortunately everything was canceled because of the curfew. So that stinks, but you have no control over that.
AF: Well you left them wanting more. That's what you should do anyway, right?
J: Exactly.
AF: So when you come back down they will be lined up out the door.
J: I'll be back down in December. I had such a good time down there. Everybody was great.
AF: So you used to be a pageant girl. Are you still a pageant girl?
J: The pageants I did were last year. I haven't been in any lately just because things have been sky rocketing so much with my touring and everything. I do want to do some more pageants when I have time.
AF: So you went from pageants to featuring?
J: Yes. The pageants are what kicked everything off. I started entering them and when I was at Nudes a Poppin' last year I won four titles. I won more then anybody there and I won some of the top titles including Miss Petite Nude North America. That's what kicked it off. I was winning and I knew that I wanted more. I knew that I wanted to be a feature. I'm very driven and motivated so I knew that that was the goal I wanted to achieve.
AF: How did you go from featuring to porn star?
J: I made the right contacts. I went to Pure Talent. I went to the school of dance that they have. They signed me exclusively off the bat. I knew I wanted to do the adult films to make my name as large as possible and for the exposure.
AF: When was your first scene?
J: It was I think March.
AF: Are you doing girl/girl and boy/girl?
J: Yes. I actually will be back out in LA in two weeks to shoot some more.
AF: Who did you shoot for so far?
J: New Sensations and Vivid.
AF: I looked up your name and I found two movies- Vivid's Diary of an Orgy and New Sensations Erotica XXX #7.
J: Those are the ones so far. I am very happy with that because right off the bat I was with the top companies. And that's the way I want to keep it. I only want to shoot with companies such as those. I want to keep it the best of the best.
AF: How do you like acting?
J: I love acting. It's great. I've actually done some mainstream things as well. I love performing. I love acting. I'm very creative so I love getting into what ever the role is that I have to do.
AF: What do you think the hottest thing about you is?
J: My eyes. I hear that all the time. I have very seductive eyes. I have big hazel eyes, sometimes they are very green. I am told I have that come f-ck me look.
AF: That's a good look to have.
J: With my dark hair, I have the very exotic type of look.
AF: What nationality are you?
J: Italian and Jewish.
AF: So you did a shoot for us yesterday. How did it go?
J: I had a great time with that. It was really cool because they had all the Halloween props. They had the witch's hat, and a broom and pumpkins. You can see them in the cover picture.
AF: When you were in high school do you think any of your classmates thought you would end up where you are?
J: Never!
AF: What were you like in high school?
J: More reserved. I'm very educated. I was always in the gifted program. Graduated with top honors. I was in the choir. I did a lot of creative programs. So absolutely not. I never even thought I would do something like this.
AF: What are your plans for the future?
J: I want to be a huge name star. I am definitely on my way. I want to do a great deal more movies and be on the feature circuit for as long as I can. Have fans all over the place. I definitely want to be a contract girl. That's my immediate goal. I want to be a contract girl for one of the top companies. Vivid or Wicked would be the top two that I would definitely want.
AF: Do you have a message for your fans?
J: Thanks for all your support. Please keep checking my website www.jamiesweet.com, there are going to be a lot of new and exciting changes going on, hot pictures, my tour schedule, all that kind of stuff. You can also contact me through my site.

Leave No Porno Chick Behind

Inspired by our president, I'm starting a political campaign to make porn girls realize that a mind is terrible thing to waste. There are much better options than blowing the evil-looking guy in these pictures.

Casey - Digital Playground's New Contract Star?

Digital Playground called me. They said they have never heard of this girl, much less laid eyes on her.

Sharon Mitchell on KSEX

Tianna Lynn in Prague working for Elegant Angel.

Wankus writes:

WORLD WIDE WEB - AIM Healthcare [http://AIM-MED.ORG] founder, Sharon Mitchell appeared in a rare interview Thursday night on Alana & Chris Evans' KSEXradio.com show, All in the Porn Family.

Mitchell agreed to be a guest on the popular internet radio station so that she could clarify the status of a recent popular adult performer who had reportedly contracted Hepatitis C. Further, during the course of the one hour interview, Sharon educated the KSEX audience on the disease, provided invaluable information regarding other STDs and clarified common misunderstandings regarding AIM's role in the adult business.

"Anyone one who performs, directs or produces adult movies needs to see this interview," KSEXradio Program Director, Wankus stated. "People who criticized Sharon during the HIV crisis will eat their words after listening to her well educated, very open and honest interview with Alana and Chris. It's a must see!"

It's always free to listen to KSEXradio.com with their nightly programming featuring dozens of porn stars hosting radio shows and members of the site can see all the hot action on the in-studio web cams. "We are going to offer the audio AND video stream for free on this one," Wankus continued. "We don't want anyone to have any excuses to miss it."

To view the one hour KSEX show featuring Sharon Mitchell, in its entirety, click HERE or visit the KSEXradio.com Home Page.

Agents vs Managers

I remember from my mainstream acting days that agents were not allowed to take any money from their talent (beyond the ten percent fee) but managers could (typically charged 15 percent.

These rules don't apply to porn. An agent like Jim South or Pretty Girls takes no money from the talent but charges producers $90 per scene for using a member of his talent pool.

Agents like LADirectModels.com and NastyModeling.com may take money from talent if they are housing them and driving them around and going beyond the agent's normal call of duty. Ten to twenty percent fees from the talent is not unusual.

Kami Andrews writes: "la direct gets $100 from the producer and 10% from the girl no matter what. if the girl doesnt have a car it's 15% (which is cheaper than a cab) and if she stays in a direct housing it's $700 a month."

Checking Nuke Levels

An obsession with nuclear contamination has led the editor of a famed porn magazine to acquire a personal Geiger counter which he uses to check the radiation levels in his office.

Talent Call At World Modeling

Thursday afternoon, November 4, 2004.

Donielle Dare, Bill Margold's latest find Donielle Bill Margold, woman from Video Team Mr Marcus, Serena Marcus Marcus, Serena Marcus, Serena Marcus, Serena Marcus, Serena Marcus, Serena Marcus, Serena Marcus, Serena Chloe Dior, Joey Gauge Chloe Dior, Joey Gauge Alberto Rey Alberto Rey Alberto Rey Catalina Catalina Desiree Desiree Clark Ariel Summers Christina Avara, Jordan Taylor Jordan Taylor Trinity James Britney Skye Britney Skye Kylie Brown Kylie Brown Kylie Brown Camilla Camilla Gabriella Banks Gabriella Banks Cali Foxx Cali Foxx Monica Starr Monica Starr Anna Love Anna Love Paris Waters Paris Waters Paris Waters Charlotte Lee Charlotte Lee Charlotte Leee Luccia Luccia Goldie Coxxx Goldie Coxxx Anita Cannibal Anita Cannibal Anita Cannibal Layla Rivera, Taylor Layla, Taylor Layla, Taylor Layla, Taylor Layla, Taylor Layla, Taylor Layla, Taylor Layla, Taylor Taylor, Layla Layla Rivera, Mac Turner, Taylor Layla, Mac, Taylor Layla, Mac, Taylor Nick East Nick East Trinity James, Rob Spallone Trinity, Rob Mia Bangg Mia Bangg

1:12 pm. Jim South Sr and Jr return from lunch. I'm waiting in the coridor with black talent Chase and Chloe Dior, a 5'6" blonde with D-cup fake tits. She's been in porn four years. She took a year off, had a son and has now returned. She's with her boyfriend Joey Gauge. They work together.

Chloe's main job is doing make-up on mainstream sets.

Duke: "How many people know you were in porn?"

Chloe, 22yo: "My boss knows, because he was affiliated with porn before he went mainstream. When I was pregnant, I went to make-up school. As far as doing people's make-up, I've never had anyone make the connection.

"The make-up is more long term, more legitimate. I won't be able to do [porn] forever."

Duke: "What are your measurements?"

Chloe: "Gosh, I don't know. I've lost so much weight."

Chloe says she loves porn's party scene. "I've never danced. I'm not into that. I find it a lot different being with a bunch of strange men who aren't getting paid vs doing a scene with people who are getting paid. So there's a mutual respect for each other."

From the San Fernando Valley, Chloe was a cheerleader in high school and basketball player.

Two talent coordinators from Video Team set up in Bill Margold's office.

Bill: "The industry is going to have to conform, grow up. It will have to practice common sensership."

Bill turns to the woman from Video Team. "You should listen to what I'm saying because I've been around for over 30 years. I was doing this when we were breaking the law. Now that we are legal, we are going to have to behave. They've lost the ability to create and now all they can do is shock."

The first talent to show up include: Baruska, Ariel Summers, Gabriella Banks, Michelle Montgomery, Mike Mateo, Monica Starr, Paris Waters, Chris O'Connor, Alberto Rey, Sylvio Marta, Holly Wellin, Roxetta, Serena Marcus, Dalano, Monica, Calli Fox, Nikki Lane, Johnny, Chelsea Tzinf.

While living in Pennsylvania, then 18-year old "Serena Marcus" read about Mr. Marcus in AVN. She emailed him. He flew her out to Los Angeles. They worked together. He gave her the name "Serena Marcus."

She got implants through her armpits.

Anita Cannibal chats in Bill Margold's office for a few hours. She's getting a degree in business. She already has one in psychology. She's studying the Supreme Court's decision to allow virtual child porn.

I chat with Alberto Rey, who looks like a body builder. From Belgium, he's lived in Budapest, Hungary for the past seven. He's been in porn for 12.

Alberto found it too cold in Hungary a week ago, so he bought a plane ticket for LA and he plans to stay for a few months. He says Budapest is the porn capitol of Europe. All the girls are available. It is only a question of how much.

John Leslie is the star attraction at the talent call. Inside World Modeling, he casts for a six-day project for Evil Angel.

Trinity James says she's looking for an investor for her boob job.

From San Diego, redhead Gabriella Banks loves interracial. She got into the industry three years ago through friends who set her up with an Internet shoot.

Son of author Paul Theroux, Louis, stops by and interviews people for his new book on American subcultures. He's writing it in LA over the next few months.

I meet Holly Wellin, 18, from Manchester, England who wants to live in America. Holly tells Louis Theroux and I that she loves America's fast food restaurants such as McDonalds, Carls Jr, Burger King.

Holly's cell phone goes off. It is Jim South. He sees us on his security camera. He tells her to tell the two journalists to take it easy on her.

Holly has been nude modeling for two years in England with her parents' consent.

She did one anal scene in England for which she earned 350 pounds. In Los Angeles, she gets $1200.

Holly says her first shoot in LA was a bad one. "I was booked for a DP. Two black guys, Mark and Matt."

Holly chews on the broken-off tab of her soda can.

"I was traumatized by it. It put me off a bit but I carried on anyway."

Two days later, she worked again. "It's like any job. There's good and bad."

Have you been injured in the industry?

"Yeah, I got my butt torn. I think I did it with an enema bottle."

What do you miss about England?

"Fish and chips. English tea."

Layla Rivera walks out. "Who are these two guys?" she asks Holly. "Should I be talking to them?"

"We're journalists," I say. "I spoke to your ex-boyfriend Dick Delaware yesterday."

"Oh no," she says, and walks back into an office and closes the door.

Roxetta is a 5'8 redhead with hair down past her shoulders and pumped up breasts. In porn for two weeks, she's an American with an Australian boyfriend who says he supports her porn work.

Tall blonde Cali Fox (with pierced nipples) got her degree in education and worked as an elementary school teacher for six years before becoming a stripper 30 months ago. Now she's ready to do her first porn film. She lives in Georgia.

Duke: "What prompted you to take the porno plunge?"

Cali: "Because I like a lot of attention. I was getting bored with dancing."

"How are you family and friends going to handle this?"

Calli: "Family doesn't know. Oh well. They don't pay the bills."

Monica Starr, 19, has been in porn for a couple of months. She's only done still shoots. She wanted to become a stripper but her mom said no. Monica should do porn instead. Monica's kindly "uncle" referred her to his friend Jim South.

"She said this was more safe."

Monica has natural D-cup breasts. They hurt her back. She says they're still growing. She only stands 5'1. She was a cheerleader in high school. "Everybody says I'm really photogenic. My uncle asked me if I wanted to be in pictures. He owns a production company. He knew Jim South. He told me to come down here."

What kind of uncle sends his niece to Jim South?

"He'd rather I do this than dance. He was helping my mom out."

Monica lost her virginity at 15. She's done 23 men (never more than one at a time) in her short life. She says most of them were boyfriends. "They would end up breaking up with me and then move on. The others were in between a relationship."

Her current boyfriend is a marine serving in Iraq. Monica says she's glad Bush won.

Monica has never been with a girl but she's always been bicurious. She wants her first girl to be gorgeous.

Starr says she's never done interracial and never wants to.

Monica says she is giving her stage name to her father and brothers so they can avoid coming across her on the the Internet and in the video store.

Paris Waters is adorable. Hispanic, she wears expensive pink shoes. Many people think she's asian. She's from Southern California.

Charlotte Lee, 5'3, has been in porn three months.

I talk to 18 yo blonde Goldie Coxxx, who says: "I went to Hawaii with Roy Garcia. Most of the people who went out with him left. Most of them were on Ecstasy. He's unfair. He's unorganized. He's unprofessional."

Black male performer Chase chimes in: "Every girl who's been with him has horror stories."

At 10:40pm, I get Roy Garcia on the phone. He says: "My trip to Hawaii is over with. I don't want to leave the house until CES.

"Goldie Coxxx left Hawaii because the guy (Billy Lee) that she was f---ing got fired for not getting wood.

"The only horror in Hawaii was this guy never getting wood. Notice how calm I am in dealing with him as he breaks our set when he couldn't get wood for the hundredth time.

[Roy includes a Quicktime clip of the guy unable to keep wood. Roy speaks to him calmly.]

"Goldie's pimp in LA was insisting that she get back to LA and make more money as an escort.

"I have it all on camera. I said to her, I don't want you to leave. She said, I'm leaving. I said, are you satisfied with the money that I gave you? She said yes."

Roy shot for LFP and Adult.com.

"A girl named Annabel gave four people Ecstasy, according to Goldie. I fired her. I got her on tape admitting that she gave everybody Ecstasy.

[I saw the Quicktime clip of the blonde Annabel admitting she gave several people Ecstasy.

Here's a transcript:

Roy Garcia walks up: "Who supplied everybody with Ecstasy last night?"

Annabel raises her hand.

Roy: "Ok. Do you understand what that means?"

Annabel: "Can I say something? I apologize. We thought we were off today."

Roy: "The only time you are off is when I say, or my assistant says, you will have the day off."]

* I have this clip as a chrissy.mov file. How do I save it so that I can upload it to this site? If I rightclick on the file, it only gives me four options -- Open, Print, Add, Remove.

"I've never heard of Chase.

"When you don't live underground, the higher you climb on the totem pole, the more you become a target. I've paid my dues in this business. I work for big companies.

"I'm shooting pretty vignettes for Hustler for my new series called "Sex on The Beach". Hustler put out three movies by me so far "Secrets Of A Porn Talent Scout from my site www.povporn.com. I'm also directing for ADULT.com, and doing three new secret sites that are almost done."

I run into Nick East. He's just done a couple of shots of Jack Daniels with Shawn Ricks. Nick says his autobiography is coming out. "I'm waiting to hear back from the editors for their suggestions."

Nick has been talking about this book for ten years. He says they're already talking about selling the movie rights.

Nick left porn in 2001. Now he's returning. "The real world won't accept me. I had a good job. Once they realized what I used to do, people seemed to think that I should have to pay my dues."

East has his hair cut short.

I chat with Jordan Taylor (18 years old and three months) inside World Modeling. We sit on the couch. She says she grew up in foster homes in Southern California.

I would've adopted her and been her kindly "uncle Duke."

She's going to three colleges simultaneously. She's studying massage therapy, sports medicine and business.

Jordan was in a bad car accident last week. Her back aches. She first injured her lower back in a bad surfing accident in 2002.

Duke: "What motivated you to get into this industry?"

Jordan: "Look at it. It's good."

Jordan says her first scene was with that guy over there -- Mac Turner. "He helped me get through."

This girl is so beautiful. Stunning blonde hair and compelling eyes and an 18-year old body. She has natural D-cup breasts. They started in fourth grade. She was a DD but had a reduction earlier this year when she had a lump removed from her breast and "decided to take some of my boobs out while they were in there."

The surgery was free for Jordan thanks to MediCal.

Duke: "Does it hurt your back carrying around that load?"

Jordan: "Yeah."

She worked as a nursing assistant but that hurt her back. All the lifting of patients.

Due to her back problems, she can't do doggie.

Duke: "What's your career goal?"

Jordan: "I have a few of them. Educationwise, I want to combine [massage therapy, sports medicine and business]. I want to open my own salon."

Duke: "Which book has most influenced your life?"

Jordan: "Playboy magazine. Hustler magazine."

Jordan does not do interracial. She says she doesn't watch movies.

Duke: "Do people treat you differently when your hair is blonde?"

Jordan: "Yeah. They think I'm a stupid dumb blonde."

Jordan says her high schools were filled with "beaners."

Duke: "How do you think California should deal with illegal immigrants?"

Jordan: "Throw them out."

Duke: "How many children do you want to have?"

Jordan: "No. Because the [ten tattooed] stars on my waist will turn into shooting stars [from stretch marks]."

Layla and Jordan grab Jim South's ass as he walks by.

Mia Bangg, 19, did double penetration for her first porn scene. "It wasn't that bad." She has natural DD breasts. They sprouted during her senior year in high school. She found it "totally embarrassing" and tried to keep them covered.

She's done 20 movies. She stands 5'7.

She lost her virginity at age 18. Before porn, she slept with eight guys. Since porn, she has no idea of how many she has slept with. She works in other parts of the sex industry in addition to porn. "Extra-curricular activities," she giggles.

I want to dedicate this blog to Jim South's assistant Envy, my reason for being and the source of my biggest scoops.

Rob Spallone talks about running into Israel conman Ariel at the Lamplighter restaurant in Chatsworth.

"He said, 'I have a wife and a daughter.' He sat down in the booth next to a cop. I ordered him a soda. I said, I don't care if there's a cop sitting there. You robbed me. I'm not asking you for your money. I'm asking you for my money.

"He bought me tapes, dollar tapes, to sell to get my money back. He still owes me $1,600. A little dirty Israeli.

Dimitri says about Ariel: "For two-and-a-half years, I did all his camerawork. I gave him outstanding deals. Everybody knows that he was stealing scenes and double-dipping [selling them twice or more]. Finally, it caught up with him. In my case, he decides to screw me for a thousand bucks. He decided he wouldn't use me anymore, so why should he pay me what he owes me? It's been over a year now."

Bill Margold writes Duke: "Donielle Dare. My new "kid" thinks that you are very good looking and that you play being shy very well."

Synchronicity

My friend Matt is a porn journalist. In July, he went on a porn set and interviewed this porn girl Jade * (not her real name, none of these names are real).

He wrote about her on his web site. He used her real name. A few weeks later, Jade sent him an email asking him to remove mention of her real name. He agreed. They started a correspondence.

A few weeks ago, Jade called him. She was now out of porn. She stood in her parking lot (she couldn't get cell phone reception in her apartment) and he told her the sad story of his life. She decided she wanted to sleep with him.

October rolled around. She wrote Matt:

When I went on a "date" with a producer, Jay. He spilled his tragic guts then pressed up against me with a hard on. He pleaded and pleaded, "I just want to cuddle." I skipped his premiere.

Then there's the novelist guy who is probably 60 years old. He pawed my knee. He says thing like "poo poo" when he thinks something is sh-t. He ghostwrites. Says I'm "real nice to be around," wants me to create the female voice on his next project for an unnamed female client with "bucks" and a story to tell. I may accept this offer, but I must always remember to wear thick pants and bulky jumpers so that I will be immune to the wandering hands.

Jade and Matt talked on the phone. Matt asked her if she was a nymphomaniac. She says that when she's with someone she cares about, she likes to have sex five times a day. Matt was staggered. Once a day is his limit.

Jade visited Matt's apartment last week. They went to dinner. They started to watch a movie. They had sex.

She came over the next night. Same routine.

Monday night he went to her place. He mentioned he had viagra. She told him to take some. They had sex for two hours.

Tuesday night, she visited his place. She said Jay had given her a script to read. He was paying her $75 to write notes on it. It was about porn. It was by some guy named Rene. It turned out to be a friend of Matt's. He'd known about the durm and strang Rene went through with the script and Jay the producer.

Jade and Matt got naked. Matt dispensed with the foreplay. As he rolled on his condom, he said to Jade, "This is for Rene."

He climbed on top of her.

"Just as long as you don't think about Rene while we do it," she said.

He proceeded to give her his best effort for the next ten minutes before collapsing in a sweaty heap.

"It's going to be a good day for you, Rene," said Jade.

Matt shows her a copy of an esteemed industry publication with a front page article by Rene.

Then Jade drove to the apartment of the novelist.

An Interview with Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld

By Cindi Loftus
Courtesy of Xcitement Magazine

Everyone agrees that Tera Patrick is a breathtakingly beautiful girl, but she's also intelligent, articulate, opinionated and in love! After a two-year absence from the adult industry, Tera reappeared on the scene with a husband, her own company and a Vivid contract! That husband being Biohazard rock-star slash Oz TV-star Evan Seinfeld. Tera was back in the X business bigger and better then ever before. And Evan? Well Evan put his mainstream career on hold to help with Tera's. With Evan's new porn moniker, Spyder Jonze, he made his first X-rated movie appearance in Tera's come back film, Vivid's Tera, Tera, Tera. After several months of persistence (although Evan may call it being a pain in the ass and /or bugging the sh-t out of him) I finally got both Evan and Tera to do an interview with me. It was well worth the wait!

Xcitement: How did you meet Tera? And what made you decide that you wanted to marry her?
E: Tera and I were set up by a photographer named Anneli who shoots rock bands. And she had shot Tera for Club and Hustler. We were both very good friends with this woman. And she kinda just fixed us up. And it was weird because we were both getting out of other relationships and I was doing my album and filming Oz, and she was doing her Playboy Show and working on her website and we could not get together. So we were forced to just talk on the phone for about three and a half months. We really got to know each other and fall in love. She got so in my head. By the time we got together, she knew everything that turned me on. It was just amazing. I was so skeptical about meeting her and she was so skeptical about meeting me, because everybody put such bad things into each of our heads about what the other one might be like.

People said to her, don't go out with him he's such a pig. And then my friends would say she's a porn chick and porn chicks are liars. She's gonna do porn behind your back. You can't trust her. And you know what? We have the best trust and the best relationship. The day we finally met we stayed in her apartment for four days. We didn't come out once. I wanted to ask her to marry me then but I felt like she would think I was nuts for wanting to ask her to marry me on the spot. I really do believe that you just know. We were together for not even two months and I took her down to Miami and I had the ring Fed Ex'ed. It showed up when we were in bed fooling around and there was a knock on the door. It was the guy with the engagement ring.

From there we got married during the Vegas show at the Little White Wedding Chapel with a huge cast of, it was a really meow mix of people, ya know. There were bikers and porn stars and all kinds of people who flew in from all over the world at our wedding. It was totally off the top of our heads. Now we run Teravision together. She has her own company. I'm doing photography. I'm filming. I'm directing. I'm doing Tera's website for her. I'm doing movies. We do everything as a team.

X: Evan, you are so romantic. To look at you, you look like a biker guy, but you are so..

E: I am a biker guy. But I am romantic with Tera. It's funny because I may be a romantic at heart person, but I wasn't always very romantic. She brings out qualities in me I didn't know I had. I think that is when you know that someone is really good for you.

X: Ah. You are so sweet! E: (laughs) I'm a nice guy.

X: Is there a new Biohazard CD coming out?

E: There is. We just finished recording. The guys are mixing it back in New York. The tentative working title is Killing to be Free. Is this the last album? Is this the next to last album? I don't know. I'm so busy with Tera. She's on a world tour right now. Going to Australia, Europe, all over America. I'm so busy with this that Biohazard has had to take a back seat. We are all into different projects now. I have a new project called Triple Sicks. I 'm looking to start a new rock group, something more classic and timeless. With Biohazard I think I got all my frustrations out and I'm not so angry anymore. I'm married to Tera how mad could I be?

X: I interviewed Mercedez the other day and she said that you were her favorite Vivid girl because you are real, not phony.

T: I haven't seen her in so long. She moved back to Texas. She's great. She's beautiful too.

X: How do you like being a Vivid girl?

T: I love it. I like to say that I am among really good company. The girls are great. I just finished shooting a movie with Briana. We had amazing chemistry. Every Vivid girl I work with, the next one is better and better. Not that one is better then the other. I'm having so much fun. I've worked with everybody except Sunrise. The girls are wonderful. They're not stuck up. They don't have attitudes. Everybody is really happy and it shows. We all get along really well. For my website ClubTera.com I shot with Tawny recently. So she is featured on there right now. She's awesome.

X: You and Sunrise are both going to be in a video game called Backyard Wrestling.

T: Right I did the voice for that.

X: Does the character look like you?

T: Oh yeah. It's me. It's a computer-generated image. I'm a character. You actually play me. You can choose to play Tera Patrick. I wrestle with who ever you pick for me to wrestle against. I don't know what part Sunrise played because we did it separately. I think it's coming out really soon. Oh Evan said that she is a character too, so maybe we will fight each other!

X: Well Evan seems like he's a pretty fun guy to have around.

T: He is so good to me. I was so lucky to have found someone that is so accepting of my past and what I do. Here is a guy that came into my life when I was done; I'm retired from porn. He was like, "You've become really popular is such a short amount of time. You're famous now and you are always going to be Tera Patrick and you'd be silly not to capitalize on who you are. Go out there and make more movies for your fans. I'll do it with you." That is the most selfless thing that anybody could do. He came from mainstream and decided that if he was going to be with me, he was going to be with me all the way!

X: Well you had big beautiful breasts before, and now you have bigger beautiful breasts. Why did you decide to do it?

T: I lost like ten pounds and my boobs just went away. I like being thinner and in shape but I had no boobs anymore. So I decided I wanted my big boobs back, so I am a DD now.

X: You look fabulous, and truthfully, they don't look fake.

T: No they don't. And if I hadn't said anything you guys, none of you would have ever known.

A Statement From Mark Cromer's Lawyer

Los Angeles, CA November 3, 2004

Statement by Nancy Gray, Esq. on behalf of Mark Cromer
re: termination of employment at Hustler.

We are very disappointed in the comments made by Hustler's Editorial Director, Bruce David, concerning Mark Cromer's departure from Hustler. Our goal is to set the record straight and resolve our differences with Mark's employer, LFP Inc.

Mark was working on a book when he was entreatied by Bruce David to return to Southern California to become Features Editor for Hustler in July of 2004. On November 1, Hustler sources reported that Mark was fired as a result of misconduct. Hustler now claims that Mark resigned.

Neither of these claims is true. Mark was the victim of false and malicious rumors while he was at Hustler. Ironically, Mark's boss, Bruce David, was the person responsible for spreading this gossip in the first place, in violation of Company policy.

Mark was threatened, personally and professionally, and was then retaliated against after he reported the problem to Human Resources. This kind of corporate behavior violates California law, violates the rights of Mark as an employee, and Hustler is responsible for the conduct of management and its employees. We intend to discuss Mark's departure with his employer in the hope of resolving this matter amicably.

Trevor, a porn source who knows both men, writes: "Bruce David has tanked Hustler sales...while bloating the budget. Circulation's down about 100,000 copies. I would bet cash that Cromer's version is going to be more accurate than Bruce David's."

Dick Delaware Walks Away From Painful Breakup With His Girlfriend Layla Rivera

Ultimate Fighting Champion (and porn star) Dick Delaware has been going through hell over the past few weeks in a painful breakup (over the past two months) with his girlfriend Layla Rivera (slender brunette).

Dick says he is now walking away from the situation which has caused him so much grief. He's been driving around with a broken heart the past few days.

Dick is one of the nicest guys in the business but also one of the most dangerous guys on the face of the earth. I suspect that he does not want pornographers shooting Layla. I suspect that he does not want his colleagues sticking their cocks into her. I suspect that he feels a proprietary interest in her.

From Dick's perspective, it looks like Layla is trying to have sex with everybody she can and throw it in his face. Sometimes, this upsets Delaware. He feels angry. But he's a law abiding citizen. I don't think anyone will get hurt.

A few days ago, Delaware cleaned out Layla's clothes and belongings from her place. Now he's ready to return everything.

On Set With Rob Spallone

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Kenny Carolina (production manager) and Ron Sullivan (director/cameraman) arrived on set at 9:30 am. The first scene was scheduled for 10am. I get there at 10:20. There's no talent.

Rob calls Lisa Marie and leaves a message. But he doesn't hang up the phone right. On her answer machine, Lisa got to hear a member of Rob's crew trashing her. This guy says she doesn't show up half the time and they shouldn't book her. Ron Sullivan defends her. Upon hearing this, Lisa feels like turning around and heading home. But she shows up to the set anyway and doesn't mention to the crew that she heard them trash talk her.

"I'm not in this business to make friends," is Lisa's attitude. She believes that if you are going to talk trash about someone, you should hang up the phone right.

Lisa and her ex-boyfriend Tommy X were drug addicts. They were leaving in their car. They had a bad car accident. They were desperate. Lisa and Tommy leafed through the LA Weekly for models wanted. She saw one for World Modeling. Next day (10/20/02) she was doing her first porno. "Ohmigod, look at this check I got."

Tommy was Lisa's second lover but first love. They broke up in January 2004 around the time of Lisa's birthday.

Rob is happy that Sopornos 8 got four stars from AVN and praise for his performance.

Last night, Rob told his anger management class that he can picture his ex-wife sucking cock and it doesn't bother him.

"I've got four [classes] to go, baby," he says to me. "Then I go to the judge.

"Last night, I said to the teacher, I'm not going to be here next week. I've got a meeting. He said, I could send this into the judge. You are only allowed to miss three and you've already missed nine.

"I said, 'You wanna send it in, douchebag, send it in.

"I said, my wife is such a c---. He said, what? My teacher doesn't like me to use the word c---. I used it 40 times. He doesn't like 'bitch' either.

"I said if you hear this story, you will think she is a c--- too.

"She hates me because when she asked for a divorce, I didn't cry. I said I had enough. I'm forty years old. How many years do I have left? Ten?"

People who knew Rob as a kid didn't think he would live to be 18. "That's how bad it was.

"When I dropped out of school, I was in seventh school. The teacher told my mother, some kids just don't need school. He'll do fine. I was the only kid in school who was allowed to go out for lunch.

"When I was 15, I made about $2000 a week. I had a teen disco. I made $4 off every kid who walked in the door. Saturday and Sunday afternoons. I was in Studio 54 three nights a week when I was 15."

Rob boasts that he bought a brand new BMW when he was 17.

"But you were a coke dealer," says Ron.

Thursday Rob goes to the funeral of Russ Hampshire's wife Betty's sister's daughter.

Kenny is so depressed by the election results that he's contemplating shooting heroin. Though it is still in the AM, Bill Diehl (still photographer) sips on a cold beer.

Ron: "I don't like to drink until noon. It must be noon somewhere."

I drive to McDonalds with Rob. He orders ten hamburgers for the cast and crew. He variously describes the help and the people passing by as "fat," "gooks" and the like.

Back on the set, Rob removes two of the buns, makes his burger a double and Atkins-friendly.

I hear that blonde porn star Holly from England is marrying an American guy Saturday so she can stay in the country. She paid him $10,000.

Her mother calls the house looking for her. We don't tell her what her daughter is probably out doing today.

Rob Spallone was taken with Vanessa (she looks amazing for 50yo), who has her own Web site at sexyvanessa.com. She played the older woman to Lisa Marie's engenue.

Originally from Argentina, Vanessa says she doesn't have sex with black guys.

She did some Internet shoots in Florida. She's recently moved to Las Vegas. She has a dungeon in her home. She does fetish shoots. She just flew to LA and did a boy-girl scene yesterday.

"That's ok," says director Ron Sullivan. "I don't have sex with black guys either.

"I married a black girl but I don't recommend it. When a white girl is mad at you, she yells at you for 90-minutes about what is wrong. When a black girl is mad at you, she kills you."

Ron says the best porn star lay he's ever had was Nikki Sin.

Lisa Marie lived in this house for six weeks during the HIV-crisis. She came home one day and saw three naked people coming out of her room. They'd just done a scene in her bed. They didn't even change the sheets. One of the guys had been on the HIV-quarantine list.

She freaked and moved in with Dick Tracy and his girlfriend Kasey. Then she moved in with Jezebel Bond and her boyfriend.

Bill Diehl complains, "What has it gotten me not touching the girls? They should say, Bill, that sleazy guy, he's always touching the girls."

Ron was shooting interracial a few weeks ago. He had guys doubled up on some scenes. He went out and purchased the ingredients for fake cum -- Mylanta, mineral oil, and a drop of olive oil. Ron uses a Gerber nasal aspirator to shoot the ingredients. The package says, "angle-tipped for baby's comfort."

"Let it fall where it may," says Ron.

"This from the man who bought kitchen wipes to use as [hand wipes]," says Kenny.

Bill shoots Vanessa and Lisa. He tells Lisa to put her panties around her neck.

"Are you like this in private life?" I ask him.

"I'm much worse," he says. "Never less than three girls."

Lisa complains of a burning sensation from the use of dildos. Ron says they must not have been washing off thoroughly after being cleaned with detergent. There's special cleaning stuff for dildos.

After the scene, Lisa says her mouth and crotch burn.

I hear that porn photographer Richard Montford doesn't like to touch anything that has been previously touched by porn talent. Sullivan, by contrast, says every single thing that a human being can excrete has been sprayed on him at one time or another, and the day he can't accept that anymore, is the day he quits porn.

I hear talk about a male performer who has gone out of his mind and claims that his girlfriend is his property and that he owns her. People are scared that he might come to a set and kill everybody if she is on it. I say that I want to interview said performer. I'm looked at as though I'm crazy. But I just want the scoop.

I walked into the home of John Douglas aka press release publisher Saturday night. He gets into Halloween. His front yard was covered with skulls.

"Are you making a snuff film?" I ask.

"Yeah," he said. "That's why I invited you. You know much I could get from Hustler for that?"

I hear that ex-porn star Tiffany Million graduated from the Nick Harris Academy for private detectives two years ago and has a Yahoo group under her real name, something like Sandra_Margot_PI.

On the other hand, a PI named Robert Gomez began investigating the porn industry for clients and ended up as a porn director. Not sure of his porn name.

A French journalist who's written extensively about porn, Emmanuelle Richard, is now in training (three month course followed by a licensing test) to become a PI.

I wonder why I haven't run into many East European girls on set in the past two years. I learn that it is because American pornographers fly over to Europe to shoot. So there's no need for them to come here.

Harry Weiss stops by with slender brunette Alexis Duval. Harry has 27 girls under his management. An agent just books jobs. A manager is supposed to guide someone's career.

I look at Rob's spellings for today's scenes. He always spells "Felix" as "Filx."