Friday, August 27, 2004

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Porn Law Draws Adult Sites' Ire

By Xeni Jardin for Wired

Webmasters for adult sites are worried that both their profits and freedom to operate may suffer under recently proposed changes to a largely unenforced federal law requiring porn companies to document that performers are of legal age.

Under Title 18, Section 2257 of the U.S. Code created under the Child Protection and Obscenity Enforcement Act of 1988, producers of adult magazines and movies must make identification documents available to federal inspectors on demand.

Five More Things About Porn Chicks

Mike Albo writes on Adultstarsnews.com:

If your girl ever utters one of the following lines, she's probably a porn chick...

1. People forget that I have a BRAIN!
2. My family supports me no matter what I do.
3. I'm not a lesbian...but I like girls.
4. If you have to use Viagra to get it up for me, then you're a faggot.
5. Hey, f-ck you, dude! I am classy!

Carly Milne Takes Ninn Worx contract star Anais To Miami For Red Carpet Treatment At MTV Awards

Carly flew out Friday morning.

I was in a surly mood late Thursday night when she called to say goodbye. I'd been stood up earlier in the evening for a dinner. The girl lost her job and was so upset, she had to go straight home.

She lost her job. I lost two hours of my life. I hate wasting time.

But Carly enjoyed my memoir XXX-Communicated. Adella enjoyed my memoir.

I worked for years on my tiny gift to the world and some people like it.

Rob Spallone Returns To Warpath Against Guenther

Rob Spallone phones at 6:47 p.m. and leaves this message: "Put up there that Guenther from Lowdown Productions never paid the $1700 American Express bill like they were supposed to. Mike emailed me to say that he's trying to get Guenther to buy him out of the company. They can't get anybody to work for them. I'm paying the bill today. They have no model releases for Raunchy Rookies from Jim South, Jim Jr, myself, Bill Diehl, Ron Sullivan. They will not be getting the model releases. They can not release those movies without the releases. I gave them a week to get back to me."

How Could We Forget?

Jennifer Leigh writes:

I got my latest copy of AVN today, and did the cover ever say it all: "Crisis? What Crisis?" And were they ever right. As I flipped through the pages of AVN, it seemed that every single ad (and we all know AVN is all ads) was advertising the riskiest of sex films, including double anal and five-guy cream pies - both anal and vaginal. This sh-t was on almost every page, and it got me thinking - we really did forget, didn't we?

Britney Spears Plays Volleyball

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Stephen Ochs Leaves AVN?

Thought for the day

"God made sin that we might know His mercy." (Dangerous Beauty)

Kevin Blatt's Bad Date

I asked Kevin how his sushi date went Wednesday evening with the hot stripper Erica, 23, he was raving about. He replies:

She was a c---. She was down on then entire porno thing. I had to give her a reality check and tell her," There are three chicks sitting in a room, one a hooker, one a stripper, and one a pornstar. Which one is the best? Then I tell her, the hooker- because she gets PAID for doing something for money that'd she do for free normally.

My date looks at me in horror. I say check please. Then I say, that's why you are so broke. Pimpin and ho'in is the best thing goin'. Have fun at work, dollface.

KB: "She had a butterface."

"What's that?"

KB: "She had a nice body, but her face..."

"You didn't notice her face Tuesday night at The Cure concert?"

KB: "It was dark in there. Last night she was the hottest thing I've ever seen. Tonight when I showed up, it was like a different face. She had more pancake on her face... I wish I had my $50.

"She was treating me like some kind of scumbag when she goes to work in Orange County and Las Vegas (Sapphires, as Ryan) as a stripper.

"She was saying, don't you feel that at the end of the day, you're not providing any good services for people? You're just contributing to the delinquency of people.

"I'm holding off for Jessica Drake. I heard she broke up with Lee Stone. I'm going back to porn stars. They're less drama.

"This is why you shouldn't drink big beers. I had my beer goggles on Tuesday night. I thought she was wearing a lot of make-up as an homage to The Cure."

Maxx Diesel vs Lee Stone

Jason Curious reports:

I caught up with one of my favorite gay porn stars last week, Maxx Diesel, who confirmed to me that he is no longer a Falcon exclusive and is living in Las Vegas at the moment. "They didn't want to resign me," he says, getting right to the heart of it, "so I have done a couple of scenes for Channel 1 and Matt Sterling. And I know you know I've done some trannie movies. I have been doing some straight stuff as well, but there are some people, Lee Stone mainly, who have been going out of their way to make sure people don't use me. It's kind of funny actually."

You know, one nice thing about the government cracking down and forcing the straight side of the sex industry to regulate itself (note I say "straight side" because the gay side has been doing nearly everything that they asked for the past decade -- mandating condoms, no cum in the mouth, some studios requiring tests, etc.) is that the few homophobes left in that world will no longer have an excuse as to why men and women can't cross over into both genres. If everyone's being tested and everyone's using condoms, whatever will they come up with now to say, "None of us can work with them over on that side of the fence. They've got cooties."

Maxx Diesel is one of the greatest newcomers of the past year. Having the full package and an insatiable sexual appetite, I say he can do just about any form of adult moviemaking he wants. . So I suppose I'd be worried about someone stealing my thunder too.

By the way, for those of you who are fans of the super-hung bodybuilding straight male porn stud Lee Stone, you can now watch him getting wild LIVE on JasonCurious.com EVERY Monday night at 6:00 pm (PT) on JC TV, as part of our feeds from KSEXradio. His new show is called Flex for Sex and is also hosted by Aria.

Building The Perfect Porn Star

The debate continues to rage over who is the greatest porn star of all time. Is it Seka or Marilyn Chambers? Maybe Jenna Jameson is the one. Or maybe the greatest is Ginger Lynn. Who knows, but wouldn't it be great if you could take your favorite parts from your favorite porn stars and assemble the ultimate porn star?

TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT PORN CHICKS

Mike Albo writes on AdultStarsNews.com:

Having spent several years observing the species, there are some things that all girls in this business seem to have in common...according to them:

1. Straight-A students in high school.

2. They absolutely LOVE sex.

3. Planning to get advanced degrees and open businesses after leaving XXX.

4. Never kissed until the age of 16.

5. Self described "nerds" off camera.

6. NEVER use drugs or drink to excess.

7. Would never "hook" pesonally...but they know all the other girls do it.

8. Not "stuck up at all."

9. Were NEVER sexually abused.

10. Prefer doing double anal with well-hung black dudes.

'Girl' Knocks Home Video Doors Down

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Driven largely by sales of the unrated version, "The Girl Next Door" sold more than 700,000 DVDs on its first day of release, according to executives at 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment.

Wrapped in a brown paper bag, the unrated version of the teen porn comedy, starring Elisha Cuthbert and Emile Hirsch, is on fire, Fox executives said, with DVD sales expected to top the film's $15 million box office gross by week's end. The video went on sale Tuesday.

The Girls In Their Summer Hot Pants

By Amy Sohn

Transsexual escort Allanah Starr is poised for conventional sex. (Photo credit: Reuben Cox) Mistress Natasha, 29, a striking black-haired dominatrix in a midtown dungeon, had just finished flogging one of her clients when they began chatting, as they often do at the end of a session. "I mentioned that I had seen Fahrenheit 9/11 the other night. He asked me what I thought of it, and then he said he was voting for Bush again. It always surprises me how many of my clients are not just Republicans but Bush supporters. I think, You wanted me to force you down to your knees when you're in a pink tutu, but you support Bush? Maybe that should be part of my punishment: 'You're going to vote for Bush? Now you're really going to get it!' "

Like many sex workers in Manhattan, Mistress Natasha is anticipating a dramatic upswing in business late this month as 5,000 delegates-and an entourage of 45,000 others-arrive for four days of work and play.

"August is usually slow, but I think I'll be rather busy," she says, planning to increase her hours. "I've already gotten several e-mails from men who say they're coming into town that week." Transsexual escort and adult-film star Allanah Starr, 26, is even more confident: "I'm sure business will pick up for strip bars and escorts."

Indeed, Manhattan escort agencies have been placing ads looking for new girls.

The Truth Behind Marvad

Ian Eisenberg is said to be doing cellphone spyware.

Gary Kremen, Kevin Blatt Talking Again

For about a year, Gary Kremen (sex.com) and Kevin Blatt (publicist for the Paris Hilton tape) have been bitter enemies. Gary thought Kevin took advantage of women. KB thought Gary was psychotic.

Gary hit Kevin up on IM. "You my nigga," said Gary.

"Always," replied Kevin.

"We should get together for a barbeque in San Diego," said Gary.

"I've always thought you had a big heart," said Kevin.

They then talked on the phone for an hour.

KB will be interviewed next week by VH1 for their Cameron Diaz special.

YNOTmasters has a big trip to Mexico next week.

I wonder where the former owner of YNOT, Andy Edmond, is these days. Probably growing mushrooms at his home on Pugeot Sound. His brother works for YNOT.

Kevin is throwing a party at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas September 3rd for the black rapper Puff Daddy during the magic convention. KB was hired specifically to pack the place with chicks.

Houston, KB's ex-girlfriend, is hosting one of the parties. She's going to real estate school in Las Vegas and supposedly she is not hooking anymore. She strips naked at a few clubs. She has her own production company, Hot Houston, and her own line of porn videos. She's working on getting distribution.

Puff Daddy's people originally wanted Jenna Jameson to host but she's busy on her book tour.

"So I got them the second best thing," says KB, 4 p.m.

"Houston?"

"I guess."

"How's your relationship with that model Carrie, the one you were trying to snow that you were not in porn?"

"Last night, I met a girl while I was out with that girl. I was at The Cure concert with three chicks including the model. Three hot 22 year olds. I have a private box. I go into my box and there's this douchebag sitting with this hot ass chick.

"I walk in there and say, 'You are a super babe.'

"She says thanks. We start talking. She says, do you normally hang out with three hot chicks everywhere you go?

"I said, normally it's four. Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero, baby?"

"She looked at me. She wanted to know what I did for a living. I told her I was a public relations specialist. That I repped the Paris Hilton video. That I'm working on a book. She was intrigued. She looked like she could be on the cover of Playboy.

"I'm trying to change my rap because it's just not working for me anymore. The whole porn thing doesn't work anymore.

"The guy she was with... She kept saying she wasn't with him. I said the same thing about the chicks. I'm not banging them. She said, you're not banging them yet.

"Just as the guy orders $120 worth of drinks, the drinks come out, the usher comes by and asks the guy sitting in my box for a ticket stub. He looks at me and says he doesn't have one. They kick him out of my box. He was squatting in my box the whole time. He orders all these drinks, and as he's leaving, he gives me $8 to pay for the drinks.

"As they leave, I grab the chick by the elbow and say, what's your number? I want to call you. She says, you better call me. And she grabs me by the back of the hair.

"I called her this morning and said, you've got to get with the hero and drop the zero and not hang with some loser who squats in somebody's box and orders drinks he doesn't pay for.

"I'm taking her out for sushi in about two hours. She's a dancer in Las Vegas.

"Carrie went crazy last night because of this. We're not exclusive. She keeps telling me not to get attached to her. She saw me pimpin' last night. She didn't like it too much."

"How's Lyra?"

A few months ago, I had a flirtation over the phone and online (never in person) with a beautiful shiksa Lyra (girl on the right). She was 22 and she told me she was majoring in "media studies" at a community college.
I thought she had a lot in common with my friend Cathy Seipp and that we'd all get along like a house on fire.
Cathy, however, had a more skeptical view of Lyra than I did.
As the weeks passd by, Lyra and I talked a lot about Judaism and spirituality.
I asked her opinion of Dennis Prager's essays on "Why young women are exposing themselves." Part Two.
She replied: "Hmm, Bassicly that guy covered all the basis. I myself am self contios and hate getting in a bathing suit and try to hide my tits so if I hade the body I did when I was 16 I would tastfully wear less clothes, and I hate when girls show there stomach. But I think Its all over thought, you should dress how you feal without embarassing yourself, you know! Some girls just have no stlye or class and the kind of attention they want they will get. Being a parriniod hermite I prefer no eyes on me most the time. Anyways, how are you, I am in Ixtapa, the pretures of everyday life forced me to once again flee the country. The good news is I went to a very spirituil city for Samana Santa and went to a very nice church to pray. I also went to a rodeo and a cock fight, I plane to go to an Island today because Its getting boring. What have you been up to. Oh yah I wrote a great little story on the city of Petatlan and I have pictures."
I asked her what she was passionate about. She replied, "Luke, I really don't open up for most people but I like you! I am passionate about making love, I mean really being hate f---ed, chocked out, smacked around and verbally abused. I also love Jesus Criste and every morning I wake up and cook me some Farmer John honey baked ham with a side of yeast. It taste so good in my mouth, It makes me just sooo horny! I am also ma----bate to Woody Alan movies."
Lyra wanted a paid position in the L-ke F-ord Media Empire. I thought she should start off as an intern, and upon showing the proper initiative, she could work her way up the pole like my other interns.
We talked about her visiting me at the hovel. I'd take the day off and we'd go to the beach. It would give us an opportunity to better gauge Lyra's skills and enthusiasm.
Perhaps we could work side-by-side, taking journalism to heights never before scaled.
I imagined that I would guide Lyra's conversion to Judaism and that one day she would have my twelve Orthodox children.
It made me sad that this girl was so pressed by her need to get a job that she didn't have the time to fully develop her writing abilities.
Today I found out she is in prison, charged with cocaine trafficking. She could get ten years. At least now she will have the time to recollect in tranquility and make a contribution to modern American literature.
Our wild and crazy relationship began Monday, February 9. I call my friend KB.
Luke: "How was your weekend?"
KB: "Excellent. I had a lot of girls over to the house."
Luke: "For what purpose?"
KB: "To entertain KB, why else?"
Luke: "I hear girls in the background right now."
They're eating breakfast at the Calypso Cafe on the beach in San Diego.
KB: "Yeah. KB's turning into Hugh Hefner."
Luke: "I hear a lot of girls in the background."
KB: "Yes, I had a cute weekend. We all cuddled and watch movies."
Luke: "Did you have ---?"
KB: "Plenty."
Luke: "Are any of them girls I know?"
KB: "No, I'm staying out of the ---- realm."
KB turns to one of his girls, Lyra, a dark-skinned, dark-haired, busty Italian-American. "This is the reporter."
(Photo of KB with his arm around Lyra, and two other girls)
Lyra: "The ---- activist. That's him?"
Lyra comes on the line. "I just guessed that was you on the phone. I was thinking, it's that guy with the accent on TV, the ---- activist.
"One day I said to KB, 'Do I have a chance with that guy on TV?" He said, 'Nope. No way. Not at all. Not a chance in the world. Because you're Italian.' But I look Jewish. I could pull off being Jewish. I could wear one of those stars around your neck if I meet your mother."
Luke: "Would you come to temple with me?"
Lyra: "I'd come to the temple with you and everything. Oy ve, baby."
Lyra is a student at San Diego City College.
Luke: "How does KB get so many girls to his house?"
Lyra: "Every time I go over there, he's got girls at his house. He's got model girlfriends bending over for him. I brought girls over for him the other night and they're arching their backs and stuff."
KB comes back on line.
Luke: "Do you really think that spending the night with two girls in your bed is conducive to your spiritual growth?"
KB: "Absolutely. Every good Hindu should have two women with him at all times."
Lyra lived in Gary Kremen's mansion for two months.
Lyra: "I was in between houses and I needed somewhere to stay. I knew him through Kevin."
Luke: "Did you date Gary?"
Lyra: "I'm not that type of girl. I can support myself. I don't even like people buying me drinks. It freaks me out."
Luke: "How do you support yourself?"
Lyra jokes: "I have rich parents. No, I have money saved."
KB: "She's a good girl."
Luke: "Tell me about your hot tub experience with Gary Kremn?"
Lyra: "Gary is always in the hot tub. I had my 22nd birthday party there. About 200 people came. He comes out naked and jumps in the hot tub and freaks all my friends out. And then Mark, his maintenance guy, gets naked and jumps in too. And then they kicked my friend Ryan out and then they tried to hit on all my girlfriends. That's it. I don't have any good slander."
Duke: "Did you know that Kevin is in the Industry?"
Lyra: "I know. I accompany him to his parties sometimes. I like the Jews. They're all meshuganah [yiddish word for crazy] but I like them.
"I don't know why I'm in such a good mood today. I'm sick. I have to move today. I move a lot. It's a chronic problem of mine. I have bad ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). I flee the country a lot too. I just went to Tahiti, [four exotic locations I could not catch] and Miami in two months.
"KB's doing this wrap-it-up thing because he's a cheapskate and he doesn't want anybody using up his minutes."
KB: "I have to make a phone call."
Lyra: "He gets all nervous and anxious when people are on his phone too long."
I've noticed the same thing. It's like me around bacon.
Lyra: "He's sweating right now. He's turning white."
KB: "You love it."
Luke: "I do."
KB: "She's so cute though. If you saw Lyra, you'd love her. She's your type. Dark hair, dark sin, brown eyes, big natural -----."
Lyra: "You're so bad."
KB: "We're having breakfast. It's the most important meal of the day. I need to make some money. Find somebody who will pay me some money.
"The girls think I should do a reality TV show, KB TV. If you put a camera on my head, you wouldn't believe what goes on."

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I call a friend June 29.

"Our friend Lyra is locked up for conspiracy to buy cocaine with the intent to distribute."
I start laughing.
"I thought she had cleaned up her act and wasn't doing this anymore. I'm bummed out by it."
"It sounds like she is better off in jail," I say. "She's so self-destructive."
"I guess she was on the way to Lake Tahoe. She got on the plane. She realized she shouldn't be flying to Lake Tahoe without talking to her probation officer [for drugs]. She got a bad feeling and decides to walk off the plane. She's asked if she is Lyra... She says yes. About 20 DEA agents storm her. She didn't have any drugs on her.
"I got two phone calls from a federal prison last week. Scared me. She gets on the phone and the first thing she says is, 'It's prepaid, you Jew!'
"She hasn't been arraigned yet.
"She says that her phone has been tapped for the last eight months. They took her phone and all her numbers.
"I had no idea she was dealing again."
"I remember she kept telling me she wanted a job."
"The last I spoke to her, she was asking me to spell certain words for her resume. She was looking to interview. She'd moved to LA. I don't think I'm ever going to see her again."
"It was probably for your good."
"Her friends that I knew, two, went down too. I had no idea they were this big in the drug scene."
"Where were they getting it from?"
"Mexico."
"We were having all these talks about spirituality."
"She's going to need it now. You can always write to her. She says she's going to have time to write her book now. Can you imagine? Book spelled b-u-k?"

Amalek writes Luke: "YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS WOMAN'S FALL. Look at what she offered you: she spoke of her love for making love, Jesus Christ, Ham, and yeast. What did you offer her back in return? Nothing. Result? One more white woman not making Jewish babies. Another victory for the other team. Had you responded as she most clearly signaled she wanted you to respond, perhaps you would have purified her to the point of leading her to Judaism, and thence to the chuppah."

Janey writes: Whoa, that sweet top she's wearing in the first pic, black with cherries all over it, is meant to be worn with the matching panties -- they're underwear. I have been looking at the top every day for the last week, in a shop near the place where I work, thinking how cute cherries are.

Lyra is very pretty, which makes her life even more tragic. It's one thing to be an uneducated, ugly criminal -- who cares? -- but there's something very sad about an uneducated, pretty criminal. It didn't have to be that way. She could be working in ---- or mother to Luke's children. Luke, would you marry an ex-con (post-prison) if she converted?

Luke says: Yes, if she was hot like Lyra.

KB says: Tell your reader Janey - It was a pajama party at the sex.com house perhaps that's why she was clothed in undergarments? duh! I thought my robe would have been the dead giveaway, but Luke, your readers are just simply too smart sometimes.

.................

KB: "She's great. She's driving me crazy. She wants to drop off job applications all day today. She needs someone to drive her around but I'm sitting here working."

"Why can't she drive herself?

"She doesn't have a car."

"What happened to all her drug money?"

"It was stolen by her roommate. She's out on bail."

"Do you think she would give me an interview about it?"

"Yeah. I think she would even let you lick her box. She really wants to be eaten out bad right now.

"She says she's so horny. She doesn't know what to do. I said, there's always the Cali Pimp. He'll give you $15,000 to do a scene. She says, I could never do that.

"I said, there's Luke. He'll do you for free.

"She said, do you think he'd come over and lick my box? She said, we could only do it during the day time though. My parents are watching me.

"She said, tell me my box tastes like bacon. I said, no, you want to tell him it tastes like Mogen David. Then you'll have half a chance of him going down on you. Pour some Manischevitz on your cooter and he's there.

"She's a good girl."

"Just a misunderstood drug dealer."

"The girl never got a chance. They gave Hooper a chance. Why can't they give Lyra a chance?

"All we are saying is give Lyra a chance.

"I told her she should audition for VH1's new Patridge Family. She said, what does that have to do with anything? I said, what does you getting a job have to do with anything? You'll never work at a real job. I want to apply for a job at this Mexican joint.

"I said, you don't want to be anywhere near there. There's more cocaine going on at that restaurant than any place in the world.

"I could've bought a Ferrari last night for the price of buying drinks for all of Lyra's friends. At least I got this bitch's phone number. If she ends up sucking my cock tonight, it will have been all worth while. I didn't even get a chance to ask her if she was Jewish.

"I've been on a roll the last few weeks. The broker I get, the more pussy I get. I'm going to stop showering next to see what happens. I'm going to end up marrying a porn chick if I do that. I'll get a tattoo.

"I ended up with no pussy last night but I did end up happy.

"The Cure is depressing music. I know that you listen to mainly Gregorian chants in the hovel.

"I'm on this low-carb diet and I'm ready to shoot myself. I drank two beers last night. I've been staying away from bread, rice and pasta the last four days. Last night I had french fries. Now I'm trying to make chicken breasts. It's hard looking this good."

"I always wondered how you did it."

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The Girl Next Door - Unrated version out on DVD

I watched it. It's ok. Lowbrow entertainment, not particularly sexy or funny.

From imdb.com: "Poor plot, poor material, no laughs, forced titillation for boys and a crude air produce a film that will have almost no appeal outside of the male teen market."

There are a bunch of movies with the same name.

You can't copyright a title, so the below suit from the makers of the Stacy Valentine documentary has no merit:

Uncle Stevie writes on RAME:

I remember watching a TV show called "Celebrity Justice". There was a story about a lawsuit involving this movie and a documentary movie which happened to have the same title. The documentary was about the porn career of now-retired starlet Stacy Valentine. The filmmakers who made the documentary are trying to sue 20th Century Fox over the use of the title, so as to prevent confusing the two movies. The only things both movies have in common are the title, the porn theme, and that Stacy looks a little bit like the Elisha Cuthbert character.

Count Orrlock writes: "Don't expect to see more skin from Ms. Cuthbert than what was in the theatrical release. All the additional skin will come from the real porn stars."

From Amazon.com:

The unrated director's cut of The Girl Next Door delivers about half a minute of extra nudity and sexual footage. Without adding anything to the running time of the R-rated theatrical cut, the unrated edition substitutes steamier footage into the film Eli watches while talking to Matt, and removes some digitized bikinis in part of the strip-club scene. (The new cut also has a more threatening scene between Matt and Kelly.) Don't expect to see more of star Elisha Cuthbert, though; she didn't do any nude scenes, as she explains in one of the five scenes she provides commentary for. Costar Emile Hirsch does his own commentary for three of the same scenes plus one other, but he's less insightful and more prone to gaps of silence than Cuthbert. Among the other DVD features, director Luke Greenfield adds a feature-length commentary, as well as optional commentary for 11 deleted scenes, four extended scenes, and the original ending.

Who Is This?

Posh English escort claims to be a Vivid girl. She claims also to be a contract girl with Rocco Siffredi productions.

Searching For Tension On Set Of DP Tonight

For the first time, Digital Playground had its three contract girls on the couch at once -- Teagan, Jesse Jane and Devon.

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Devon arrived 20 minutes before the show began. Teagan arrived three minutes before the show. It was the first time that Devon met Teagan.

JMT in the DPTonight.com chatroom asked me if there were any signs of tension on set. Not really. Certainly no cat fights. Jesse Jane has four times the energy of the other two.

Jesse begins the show holding up the latest issue of Australia's monthly People magazine. Devon is on the cover. Then Jesse shows the latest issue of Club International which shows Devon in a girl-boy layout.

Devon is modest about her honors. "I don't even known when these come out. People just tell me about them."

Metro contract girl Ann Marie is the first guest. She's just bought a house. And, I read on Gene Ross's site Adultfyi.com, she's also bought a marijuana farm. She won't comment on that.

Ann Marie and Jesse Jane are good friends. It's hard for Jesse to interview her, because Jesse already knows the answers to most of her questions.

At 7:35 p.m., Jesse tells an elaborate story about a flirtatious sales clerk at Best Buy who told her he was a model and wanted to know what she did for a living. Was she a secretary? Jesse said yes.

Tiffany, 22 yo from Las Vegas with 34D breast measurements, says she wants a date with Jesse. Then she suggests Jesse wear more make-up, which seems like an odd thing to say to someone you want to date. I've never said anything so stupid, and I've said many stupid things in my time.

It's a mellow show. I'm bored out of my mind. I can't wait to leave. I miss the days when Tabetha Stevens was Devon's cohost and kept throwing people under the bus.

Shy Love is the next guest. She's done three sex scenes today. LADirectmodels.com keeps their girls busy. Shy can't remember the name of Tony Tedeschi, one of her partners today. Her husband watched that scene.

"When the camera is not on," says Shy, "I'm shy. I'm shy around people I don't know."

Shy says only her husband can come inside of her.

Lexi Marie, a blonde with big fake breasts, comes from LADirectmodels.com.

Teagan: "I know this sounds cheesy and trailor trashy, but that's me."

She says her family works for Ford.

I hear Belladonna has moved to be near her family in Utah with her husband Aiden, the former Evil Angel webmaster. They married on the floor of the Grand Canyon.

Shy says she won't take direction on how she should have sex with her husband on camera.

"On our first scene together, they were doing car tricks outside. They ran over a dog. Then the other dog went and attacked it. The owner [of the hurt dog] tried to protect it and got her finger bit off. Then we're asked to get hard and to get wet and to f---. This woman is going to the hospital and the dog is dying in the yard... We tried. No wood. I couldn't get wet. Every time he gets hard, we're told, the dog is going to be all right.

"We had to go back a week later."

Lexi talks about getting her breasts in a few years when they don't look so good.

Jesse: "When it's time for a retouch."

An emails asks Teagan if she can rap.

Teagan: "I'm sorry. I'm very much a white girl. I can't rap."

Lexi: "I'm dating a guy and they've offered for us to work together. He's not in the business. I just do girls right now."