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Porn Law Draws Adult Sites' Ire

By Xeni Jardin for Wired

Webmasters for adult sites are worried that both their profits and freedom to operate may suffer under recently proposed changes to a largely unenforced federal law requiring porn companies to document that performers are of legal age.

Under Title 18, Section 2257 of the U.S. Code created under the Child Protection and Obscenity Enforcement Act of 1988, producers of adult magazines and movies must make identification documents available to federal inspectors on demand.

Five More Things About Porn Chicks

Mike Albo writes on Adultstarsnews.com:

If your girl ever utters one of the following lines, she's probably a porn chick...

1. People forget that I have a BRAIN!
2. My family supports me no matter what I do.
3. I'm not a lesbian...but I like girls.
4. If you have to use Viagra to get it up for me, then you're a faggot.
5. Hey, f-ck you, dude! I am classy!

Carly Milne Takes Ninn Worx contract star Anais To Miami For Red Carpet Treatment At MTV Awards

Carly flew out Friday morning.

I was in a surly mood late Thursday night when she called to say goodbye. I'd been stood up earlier in the evening for a dinner. The girl lost her job and was so upset, she had to go straight home.

She lost her job. I lost two hours of my life. I hate wasting time.

But Carly enjoyed my memoir XXX-Communicated. Adella enjoyed my memoir.

I worked for years on my tiny gift to the world and some people like it.

Rob Spallone Returns To Warpath Against Guenther

Rob Spallone phones at 6:47 p.m. and leaves this message: "Put up there that Guenther from Lowdown Productions never paid the $1700 American Express bill like they were supposed to. Mike emailed me to say that he's trying to get Guenther to buy him out of the company. They can't get anybody to work for them. I'm paying the bill today. They have no model releases for Raunchy Rookies from Jim South, Jim Jr, myself, Bill Diehl, Ron Sullivan. They will not be getting the model releases. They can not release those movies without the releases. I gave them a week to get back to me."

How Could We Forget?

Jennifer Leigh writes:

I got my latest copy of AVN today, and did the cover ever say it all: "Crisis? What Crisis?" And were they ever right. As I flipped through the pages of AVN, it seemed that every single ad (and we all know AVN is all ads) was advertising the riskiest of sex films, including double anal and five-guy cream pies - both anal and vaginal. This sh-t was on almost every page, and it got me thinking - we really did forget, didn't we?

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Stephen Ochs Leaves AVN?

Thought for the day

"God made sin that we might know His mercy." (Dangerous Beauty)

Kevin Blatt's Bad Date

I asked Kevin how his sushi date went Wednesday evening with the hot stripper Erica, 23, he was raving about. He replies:

She was a c---. She was down on then entire porno thing. I had to give her a reality check and tell her," There are three chicks sitting in a room, one a hooker, one a stripper, and one a pornstar. Which one is the best? Then I tell her, the hooker- because she gets PAID for doing something for money that'd she do for free normally.

My date looks at me in horror. I say check please. Then I say, that's why you are so broke. Pimpin and ho'in is the best thing goin'. Have fun at work, dollface.

KB: "She had a butterface."

"What's that?"

KB: "She had a nice body, but her face..."

"You didn't notice her face Tuesday night at The Cure concert?"

KB: "It was dark in there. Last night she was the hottest thing I've ever seen. Tonight when I showed up, it was like a different face. She had more pancake on her face... I wish I had my $50.

"She was treating me like some kind of scumbag when she goes to work in Orange County and Las Vegas (Sapphires, as Ryan) as a stripper.

"She was saying, don't you feel that at the end of the day, you're not providing any good services for people? You're just contributing to the delinquency of people.

"I'm holding off for Jessica Drake. I heard she broke up with Lee Stone. I'm going back to porn stars. They're less drama.

"This is why you shouldn't drink big beers. I had my beer goggles on Tuesday night. I thought she was wearing a lot of make-up as an homage to The Cure."

Maxx Diesel vs Lee Stone

Jason Curious reports:

I caught up with one of my favorite gay porn stars last week, Maxx Diesel, who confirmed to me that he is no longer a Falcon exclusive and is living in Las Vegas at the moment. "They didn't want to resign me," he says, getting right to the heart of it, "so I have done a couple of scenes for Channel 1 and Matt Sterling. And I know you know I've done some trannie movies. I have been doing some straight stuff as well, but there are some people, Lee Stone mainly, who have been going out of their way to make sure people don't use me. It's kind of funny actually."

You know, one nice thing about the government cracking down and forcing the straight side of the sex industry to regulate itself (note I say "straight side" because the gay side has been doing nearly everything that they asked for the past decade -- mandating condoms, no cum in the mouth, some studios requiring tests, etc.) is that the few homophobes left in that world will no longer have an excuse as to why men and women can't cross over into both genres. If everyone's being tested and everyone's using condoms, whatever will they come up with now to say, "None of us can work with them over on that side of the fence. They've got cooties."

Maxx Diesel is one of the greatest newcomers of the past year. Having the full package and an insatiable sexual appetite, I say he can do just about any form of adult moviemaking he wants. . So I suppose I'd be worried about someone stealing my thunder too.

By the way, for those of you who are fans of the super-hung bodybuilding straight male porn stud Lee Stone, you can now watch him getting wild LIVE on JasonCurious.com EVERY Monday night at 6:00 pm (PT) on JC TV, as part of our feeds from KSEXradio. His new show is called Flex for Sex and is also hosted by Aria.

Building The Perfect Porn Star

The debate continues to rage over who is the greatest porn star of all time. Is it Seka or Marilyn Chambers? Maybe Jenna Jameson is the one. Or maybe the greatest is Ginger Lynn. Who knows, but wouldn't it be great if you could take your favorite parts from your favorite porn stars and assemble the ultimate porn star?

TEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT PORN CHICKS

Mike Albo writes on AdultStarsNews.com:

Having spent several years observing the species, there are some things that all girls in this business seem to have in common...according to them:

1. Straight-A students in high school.

2. They absolutely LOVE sex.

3. Planning to get advanced degrees and open businesses after leaving XXX.

4. Never kissed until the age of 16.

5. Self described "nerds" off camera.

6. NEVER use drugs or drink to excess.

7. Would never "hook" pesonally...but they know all the other girls do it.

8. Not "stuck up at all."

9. Were NEVER sexually abused.

10. Prefer doing double anal with well-hung black dudes.

'Girl' Knocks Home Video Doors Down

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Driven largely by sales of the unrated version, "The Girl Next Door" sold more than 700,000 DVDs on its first day of release, according to executives at 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment.

Wrapped in a brown paper bag, the unrated version of the teen porn comedy, starring Elisha Cuthbert and Emile Hirsch, is on fire, Fox executives said, with DVD sales expected to top the film's $15 million box office gross by week's end. The video went on sale Tuesday.

The Girls In Their Summer Hot Pants

By Amy Sohn

Transsexual escort Allanah Starr is poised for conventional sex. (Photo credit: Reuben Cox) Mistress Natasha, 29, a striking black-haired dominatrix in a midtown dungeon, had just finished flogging one of her clients when they began chatting, as they often do at the end of a session. "I mentioned that I had seen Fahrenheit 9/11 the other night. He asked me what I thought of it, and then he said he was voting for Bush again. It always surprises me how many of my clients are not just Republicans but Bush supporters. I think, You wanted me to force you down to your knees when you're in a pink tutu, but you support Bush? Maybe that should be part of my punishment: 'You're going to vote for Bush? Now you're really going to get it!' "

Like many sex workers in Manhattan, Mistress Natasha is anticipating a dramatic upswing in business late this month as 5,000 delegates-and an entourage of 45,000 others-arrive for four days of work and play.

"August is usually slow, but I think I'll be rather busy," she says, planning to increase her hours. "I've already gotten several e-mails from men who say they're coming into town that week." Transsexual escort and adult-film star Allanah Starr, 26, is even more confident: "I'm sure business will pick up for strip bars and escorts."

Indeed, Manhattan escort agencies have been placing ads looking for new girls.

The Truth Behind Marvad

Ian Eisenberg is said to be doing cellphone spyware.

Gary Kremen, Kevin Blatt Talking Again

For about a year, Gary Kremen (sex.com) and Kevin Blatt (publicist for the Paris Hilton tape) have been bitter enemies. Gary thought Kevin took advantage of women. KB thought Gary was psychotic.

Gary hit Kevin up on IM. "You my nigga," said Gary.

"Always," replied Kevin.

"We should get together for a barbeque in San Diego," said Gary.

"I've always thought you had a big heart," said Kevin.

They then talked on the phone for an hour.

KB will be interviewed next week by VH1 for their Cameron Diaz special.

YNOTmasters has a big trip to Mexico next week.

I wonder where the former owner of YNOT, Andy Edmond, is these days. Probably growing mushrooms at his home on Pugeot Sound. His brother works for YNOT.

Kevin is throwing a party at the Paris Hotel in Las Vegas September 3rd for the black rapper Puff Daddy during the magic convention. KB was hired specifically to pack the place with chicks.

Houston, KB's ex-girlfriend, is hosting one of the parties. She's going to real estate school in Las Vegas and supposedly she is not hooking anymore. She strips naked at a few clubs. She has her own production company, Hot Houston, and her own line of porn videos. She's working on getting distribution.

Puff Daddy's people originally wanted Jenna Jameson to host but she's busy on her book tour.

"So I got them the second best thing," says KB, 4 p.m.

"Houston?"

"I guess."

"How's your relationship with that model Carrie, the one you were trying to snow that you were not in porn?"

"Last night, I met a girl while I was out with that girl. I was at The Cure concert with three chicks including the model. Three hot 22 year olds. I have a private box. I go into my box and there's this douchebag sitting with this hot ass chick.

"I walk in there and say, 'You are a super babe.'

"She says thanks. We start talking. She says, do you normally hang out with three hot chicks everywhere you go?

"I said, normally it's four. Why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero, baby?"

"She looked at me. She wanted to know what I did for a living. I told her I was a public relations specialist. That I repped the Paris Hilton video. That I'm working on a book. She was intrigued. She looked like she could be on the cover of Playboy.

"I'm trying to change my rap because it's just not working for me anymore. The whole porn thing doesn't work anymore.

"The guy she was with... She kept saying she wasn't with him. I said the same thing about the chicks. I'm not banging them. She said, you're not banging them yet.

"Just as the guy orders $120 worth of drinks, the drinks come out, the usher comes by and asks the guy sitting in my box for a ticket stub. He looks at me and says he doesn't have one. They kick him out of my box. He was squatting in my box the whole time. He orders all these drinks, and as he's leaving, he gives me $8 to pay for the drinks.

"As they leave, I grab the chick by the elbow and say, what's your number? I want to call you. She says, you better call me. And she grabs me by the back of the hair.

"I called her this morning and said, you've got to get with the hero and drop the zero and not hang with some loser who squats in somebody's box and orders drinks he doesn't pay for.

"I'm taking her out for sushi in about two hours. She's a dancer in Las Vegas.

"Carrie went crazy last night because of this. We're not exclusive. She keeps telling me not to get attached to her. She saw me pimpin' last night. She didn't like it too much."

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The Girl Next Door - Unrated version out on DVD

I watched it. It's ok. Lowbrow entertainment, not particularly sexy or funny.

From imdb.com: "Poor plot, poor material, no laughs, forced titillation for boys and a crude air produce a film that will have almost no appeal outside of the male teen market."

There are a bunch of movies with the same name.

You can't copyright a title, so the below suit from the makers of the Stacy Valentine documentary has no merit:

Uncle Stevie writes on RAME:

I remember watching a TV show called "Celebrity Justice". There was a story about a lawsuit involving this movie and a documentary movie which happened to have the same title. The documentary was about the porn career of now-retired starlet Stacy Valentine. The filmmakers who made the documentary are trying to sue 20th Century Fox over the use of the title, so as to prevent confusing the two movies. The only things both movies have in common are the title, the porn theme, and that Stacy looks a little bit like the Elisha Cuthbert character.

Count Orrlock writes: "Don't expect to see more skin from Ms. Cuthbert than what was in the theatrical release. All the additional skin will come from the real porn stars."

From Amazon.com:

The unrated director's cut of The Girl Next Door delivers about half a minute of extra nudity and sexual footage. Without adding anything to the running time of the R-rated theatrical cut, the unrated edition substitutes steamier footage into the film Eli watches while talking to Matt, and removes some digitized bikinis in part of the strip-club scene. (The new cut also has a more threatening scene between Matt and Kelly.) Don't expect to see more of star Elisha Cuthbert, though; she didn't do any nude scenes, as she explains in one of the five scenes she provides commentary for. Costar Emile Hirsch does his own commentary for three of the same scenes plus one other, but he's less insightful and more prone to gaps of silence than Cuthbert. Among the other DVD features, director Luke Greenfield adds a feature-length commentary, as well as optional commentary for 11 deleted scenes, four extended scenes, and the original ending.

Who Is This?

Posh English escort claims to be a Vivid girl. She claims also to be a contract girl with Rocco Siffredi productions.

Searching For Tension On Set Of DP Tonight

For the first time, Digital Playground had its three contract girls on the couch at once -- Teagan, Jesse Jane and Devon.

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Devon arrived 20 minutes before the show began. Teagan arrived three minutes before the show. It was the first time that Devon met Teagan.

JMT in the DPTonight.com chatroom asked me if there were any signs of tension on set. Not really. Certainly no cat fights. Jesse Jane has four times the energy of the other two.

Jesse begins the show holding up the latest issue of Australia's monthly People magazine. Devon is on the cover. Then Jesse shows the latest issue of Club International which shows Devon in a girl-boy layout.

Devon is modest about her honors. "I don't even known when these come out. People just tell me about them."

Metro contract girl Ann Marie is the first guest. She's just bought a house. And, I read on Gene Ross's site Adultfyi.com, she's also bought a marijuana farm. She won't comment on that.

Ann Marie and Jesse Jane are good friends. It's hard for Jesse to interview her, because Jesse already knows the answers to most of her questions.

At 7:35 p.m., Jesse tells an elaborate story about a flirtatious sales clerk at Best Buy who told her he was a model and wanted to know what she did for a living. Was she a secretary? Jesse said yes.

Tiffany, 22 yo from Las Vegas with 34D breast measurements, says she wants a date with Jesse. Then she suggests Jesse wear more make-up, which seems like an odd thing to say to someone you want to date. I've never said anything so stupid, and I've said many stupid things in my time.

It's a mellow show. I'm bored out of my mind. I can't wait to leave. I miss the days when Tabetha Stevens was Devon's cohost and kept throwing people under the bus.

Shy Love is the next guest. She's done three sex scenes today. LADirectmodels.com keeps their girls busy. Shy can't remember the name of Tony Tedeschi, one of her partners today. Her husband watched that scene.

"When the camera is not on," says Shy, "I'm shy. I'm shy around people I don't know."

Shy says only her husband can come inside of her.

Lexi Marie, a blonde with big fake breasts, comes from LADirectmodels.com.

Teagan: "I know this sounds cheesy and trailor trashy, but that's me."

She says her family works for Ford.

I hear Belladonna has moved to be near her family in Utah with her husband Aiden, the former Evil Angel webmaster. They married on the floor of the Grand Canyon.

Shy says she won't take direction on how she should have sex with her husband on camera.

"On our first scene together, they were doing car tricks outside. They ran over a dog. Then the other dog went and attacked it. The owner [of the hurt dog] tried to protect it and got her finger bit off. Then we're asked to get hard and to get wet and to f---. This woman is going to the hospital and the dog is dying in the yard... We tried. No wood. I couldn't get wet. Every time he gets hard, we're told, the dog is going to be all right.

"We had to go back a week later."

Lexi talks about getting her breasts in a few years when they don't look so good.

Jesse: "When it's time for a retouch."

An emails asks Teagan if she can rap.

Teagan: "I'm sorry. I'm very much a white girl. I can't rap."

Lexi: "I'm dating a guy and they've offered for us to work together. He's not in the business. I just do girls right now."