Showtime - Seymore Butts Clothing-Optional Party
2003-02-14 13:39:37

Thursday evening, 2/13/03, I drive 90-minutes to the Moonlight Roller Rink at 5110 San Fernando Road for Showtime's clothing-optional skate-night party in honor of Seymore Butts family and their participation in a Showtime reality series Family Business a la the Osbournes on MTV.

I almost get kicked out 20-minutes after arriving. Seymore is concerned to see me. His Showtime series is meant to portray the industry in a fun and upbeat light while my focus, he believes, has been to portray the industry in a dark and miserable light. I've also published hurtful things about Seymore over the years, without calling him first to verify my facts.

I can't get my camera in. All cameras are banned except for Showtime employees.

I'm the only reporter present aside from {URL=http://www.avn.com/articles/11720.html]AVN's Jay Moyes.

I walk in and see Adella from Digital Playground (DP), Joone, the owner of DP, DP contract girl Jesse Jane, her beautiful brunette friend, Lee Stone, Jessica Drake, Dolorian, Monique Alexander, Tim Case and his wife Felicia Fox, Layla Jade and her hubby Bill.

I catch Tim talking on his cell phone with Mike South.

Dolorian: "It even smells like a roller rink."

Dolorian says she's read ten books since I saw her last, about a month ago. She's just finished one John Grisham novel and has started another - The King of Torts.

I walk up to Seymore Butts aka Adam Glasser to say hi. He's not happy to see me.

Seymore: "What are you doing here?"

Luke: "I'm covering this for setgo.com."

Seymore: "What are you doing here? Who invited you?"

Luke: "Adella."

Seymore: "I didn't invite you. I hear you are doing something with 60 Minutes and you know it's not going to be a positive slant on the industry."

Luke: "60 Minute will probably interview me like they interviewed Paul Fishbein and Chris Mann etc. I think I'm the best at what I do."

Seymore: "Journalism? Telling the whole story?"

Luke: "Yeah."

A Showtime crew videotapes our discussion.

Seymore: "So what's going to be the slant?"

Luke: "I don't know and I don't think 60 Minutes knows yet. They've looked into the STD angle, but that's been done to death by the LA Times and ABC's Primetime so I doubt they will take that angle."

Seymore doesn't believe me that I don't know 60 Minutes angle. "I only want to be involved with positive things. I don't want to be involved with negative things. If you can't understand thant, then you can get the f--- out of here right now."

Luke: "You gave me an interview at the AVN Awards. Was I fair to you?"

Seymore: "This isn't about the AVN Awards. This is about you and 60 Minutes."

Luke: "I've usually treated you fairly."

Seymore: "Usually. Yes."

Luke: "I will email you what I want to write on the evening and you can check it over."

Seymore agrees. He walks off. I see him conferring with a Showtime producer. The producer says, "What do you want to do about it?" My fate hangs in the balance. It looks like I'm about to be ejected but nothing happens.

The Showtime crew were more than happy for me to tape an interview with Seymore at the AVN Expo and I signed a release for them then and tonight.

Khunrum writes: "Don't let Seymore push you around. I wish you had some balls...Did you ever think of taking up a martial art? It may give you the physical confidence you sorely need."

The industry is jumpy after the thrashing it took from ABC's Primetime show.

I chat with Aria's husband. He did a few scenes under the name Jack Bravo. Then at the East Coast Video Show, he saw Lexington Steele fool around with Nina Hartley. And when Lex unfurled his tool, Jack decided to retire.

Luke: "How do you like your wife being a porn star?"

Jack: "I watched a show today on Playboy and they asked the same question to a friend of ours. I could tell it was an awkward question for him. And I thought to myself, if anyone ever asked me that, what would I say? And honestly, I don't ever think about my wife being a porn star. I don't think anyone in a real relationship does."

Aria hangs over her husband and keeps reminding him to watch what he says.

Jack: "We were married about a year before she started doing films."

Luke: "How do you like the business?"

Jack: "I like it. You have to be really careful not to get caught up in it and lose your perspective and priorities."

Luke: "Does it bother you that almost no relationship lasts in the industry?"

Jack: "We've met a lot of couples in the business and without a doubt there's a lot of fighting. It's very hard to have a relationship in this business. We have a strong commitment.

"We were married about a year and she started revealing to me all these little fantasies. She used to be a little playtoy for a couple. I said, wow, you're kinda freaky. We went to visit them. It was the first time I saw her with another woman. She did amateur [stripping] contests that same weekend. Then she started to dance. It's not enough so you go to the next level."

I run into Jamye Waxman and her cousin who wants a drink. Jamye's uncle Mark Brown has worked at Playboy for 12 years. I hear Playboy.com is making tons of money, in part thanks to Lensman and Playboycash.com. Other highly touted sites like Clubjenna.com are not making money, I hear from a soure in a position to know.

I chat with Tim Case. His wife Felecia has interviewed at DP and Jilly Kelly Productions, which is looking for new contract girls.

Tim: "She was non-interracial for the first two years of her career. Then when I met Sean Michaels in Tampa, I found him respectful and a real gentleman. I had no problems at all with her working with him."

At 9PM, Seymore Butts gathers the approximately 200 people on hand into the rollerskating rink and has them give a big cheer for his mother and cousin Stevie (who's celebrating his 60th birthday tonight playing with porn stars). Seymore thanks his Mom and Stevie for standing by during his obscenity prosecution (Adam eventually plea-bargained his way out).

I see Phylisha Anne with Alex Sanders. Belladonna comes in with two brunette friends (one with almost no breasts, short spiky hair and dresses like a guy). Bella looks out of it. She tells me, "I'm feeling very mellow." I don't see her being shunned tonight by other porners. Seymore chats with her but Bella largely keeps to herself.

A cameraman comes by and tries to get Bella and her two friends to say "Happy Birthday Stevie" for Seymore's cousin. It takes them three attempts to pull it off.

It's Stormy's first time on skates while her boyfriend Brad Armstrong is a pro.

Jay Moyes writes on AVN.com: "Brad Armstrong also donned his roller apparel, but found himself spending most of the time keeping an eye on Stormy, who was being interviewed by an infamous web columnist."

I spot Dolorian on Joone's lap.

The Showtime cameras go into the Mens room to shoot a craps game.

Tonight's festivities mark the end of Showtime's first season ten-episode run on Seymore Butts aka Adam Glasser.

I email my report to Seymore Friday morning and then talk by phone with him Friday afternoon. He corrects a couple of my quotes, answers my questions, and sends me on my way with no hard feelings.

I call Jamye Waxman Friday afternoon. We're supposed to have lunch. Robby D answers her phone. He's the biggest flirt in the world. He didn't go last night because his girlfriend was sick.

A Friday Afternoon Chat With Seymore Butts
2003-02-14 13:51:35
Seymore speaks with what I find to be excruciating care. I tend to speak rapidly and it is hard for me to adjust to those personality types, the earthy physical types, who speak slowly.

We spoke by phone 2/14/03.

Luke: "What was last night about?"

Seymore: "It was celebrating my cousin's [Steve] birthday and just happens to be part of the last episode of our ten part series. Everybody seemed to have a great time. They were especially surprised they had such a good time without booze. It was nice for people who enjoy rollerskating to be able to do it in partial states of undress. It's an exhilirating feeling to skate with the wind between your legs and your tits flopping free."

Luke: "Is Steve active in your business?"

Seymore: "He supervises the sales manager and makes sure that release date are hit and takes care of any problems we might have."

Luke: "What are you doing in the adult industry now?"

Seymore: "The same thing I've always done - making movies."

Luke: "How many are you cranking out?"

Seymore: "I've never been one to crank out movies, but I will probably make between 9-12 this year. The last couple of years, I haven't made more than three or four a year."

Luke: "What was your reaction to the ABC Primetime Belladonna piece?"

Seymore: "I was disappointed. I thought it was clearly biased. I wasn't surprised. I know Michelle [Belladonna] well and I know that she wears her emotions on her sleeve. One day she could be feeling one way and the next day could be completely different, ie, her relationship with Nacho.

"I know of at least 20-25 breakups. With every breakup, there's a reconciliation. With every breakup, it was the last time. Trust me, she told me. It's the last time. Never again. I believe she felt that way when she said that to me. Just like I believe she felt some of the things she said on Primetime. I don't know if she always feels them."

Luke: "Do you blame her at all for the Primetime show?"

Seymore: "No. She was in way over her head. The people I think would be looking out to see what was going on were the people who owned companies and were involved in the production."

Luke: "How do you know Showtime won't screw you?"

Seymore: "I've gone out of my way to make sure that I've been in on every part of the process and have agreements in writing and in word from people involved that the purpose of the show is not to do anything other than first, entertain, and second, give people a different perspective of the industry."

Luke: "Won't all media look for the most sensational moments?"

Seymore: "That is the case with most journalism pieces and documentaries but the only reason I agreed to do this show is that it's meant to be a fun entertaining look into what it's like to be me. I'm in on every part of the process including the editing.

"The things I've argued about with them are things that are stupid, like me feeling stupid falling at a bowling alley because I ran out on the lane and fell on my ass. I looked like an idiot. They convinced me it is funny. We never clash on [more serious issues]. We're on the same page.

"I think you'll be surprised at the tone of the show, not to say that you will like it."

Luke: "What's the principle drama in the show?"

Seymore: "Each individual episode has its own storyline. One focuses me dating in the real world ala non-industry girls. One focuses on my 20-year high school reunion and my anxiety about that. One focuses on my attempt to get involved in the sex toy part of the industry. They all have different deals. One follows me to Las Vegas for the AVN convention."

Luke: "Are you in a steady relationship now?"

Seymore: "No."

Luke: "What do you think of my write-up?"

Seymore: "It was interesting and fairly accurate.

"Last night I told you that I only wanted to be involved with positive things, not negative things. If you can't understand that, then I want you to get the f--- out.

"I notice that your alter-ego chimed in. I didn't meant to be bullying. I had no obligation to you. I wasn't singling you out. There was no other press there. You were the only one. You slipped through the cracks. I wasn't obliged to have you there. I didn't expect you to be there.

"While you say to mean that you usually have been fair, that's fine and dandy. But the times that you haven't been, the times you print things before consulting me or getting a response from me, have been hurtful to me. You know the way people are. People believe what they read. It's hard to get certain types of things out of people's minds. My feelings about you as far as that goes, had nothing to do with my feelings about seeing you there last night. That more had to do with my knowing you were involved with a 60 Minutes story following an unfair slanted Primtetime story, combined with, as you were leaving the industry, and before you were leaving the industry, you made it perfectly clear to everybody that you have no love lost for the industry. And it would probably be a better world in your eyes if the industry was gone."

Luke: "That's accurate."

Seymore: "When I'm trying to do something that's different, light-hearted, fun, entertaining and informative, then all those things I just mentioned about you, it doesn't make a good fit. That's all.

"Certainly I didn't want you to think that there was a threat of physical harm. If I wanted you to go, I would've just told you to go. If you didn't leave, I would've just asked a security guard to escort you out. I wouldn't have ever done anything physically to you. That's not the way I am, unless you attack me or my family personally, then who knows what you might be able to stir out of me. You don't need the martial arts for me. Tell Khunrum."

Khunrum writes: Excellent, he seems like a reasonable guy........No punch in the stomach........no being chased down the avenue.....Are the porners becoming pacifists?

Wicked Girl Stormy Waters Speaks Out On Love & Porn
2003-02-14 16:26:32
I've seen Wicked Pictures contract girl Stormy Waters many times over the past six months, always in the company of her boyfriend Brad Armstrong, Wicked director and performer.

At the Seymore Butts - Showtime party Thursday night, 2/13/03, I speak to Stormy for the first time. I find out she doesn't bite.

MikeSouth.com reports: "A number of people clled me and told me they were surprised to see, in attendance, none other than Stormy Waters and Brad Armstrong. Funny thing about Brad, it seems he is the most hated person in porn, even the name Regan Senter doesn't draw the visceral reactions that Brad Armstrongs name does. Stormy, as I understand it is pretty likeable, but around Brad she walks on eggshells."

DUC says: I've never heard anyone say a bad word about Brad.

Stormy says she spent $800 on Brad Armstrong's Valentine's Day present. The couple were late here tonight because Brad was out shopping for something for Stormy.

As I repeat her info into my tape recorder, Stormy says, "Shut up, he can hear you." I look over to see Brad ten feet away.

Aria, munching cucumbers, warns Stormy to be careful of what she says to me.

Aria: "We should have DUC come to your birthday party."

Stormy: "I know nothing about the birthday party."

Luke: "When is it?"

Aria: "None of your business."

Stormy: "St. Patrick's Day."

Luke: "How old will you be?"

Stormy: "24."

Jessica Drake and Aria are on the birthday committee.

Luke: "Would you like me to jump out of a cake?"

Aria: "Naked?"

Luke: "No."

Aria: "We're holding auditions for a male stripper."

Stormy says she gets crazy when the seven of them hang out (Aria, Stormy, Jessica, Monique Alexander, Dolorian, etc).

Luke: "Do you get intoxicated?"

Aria: "We bring a limo. We don't drive. Of course if we're in a limo we're going to be intoxicated."

Luke: "Do you like to drink in the mornings before you go to work on set?"

Aria: "No, I do not. Nobody drinks before movies. Nobody does drugs. Nobody even smokes weed in this business because we're all pure and sweet and innocent except we like to spread out legs..."

DUC to Stormy: "How do you feel about turning 24?"

Stormy: "I want to cry. I cried last year."

Luke: "Good cry or bad cry?"

Stormy: "Bad cry."

Luke: "How will you feel about turning 30?"

Stormy: "I'll be dead by then. Porno years are like dog years. I figure I will be dead by then."

Luke: "You look great. You have't aged yet."

Stormy: "Yet. I used to say stripper years were like dog years. Porn years are more like gerbil years."

Luke: "Brad's maintained his good looks."

Stormy: "Brad's almost old enough to be my daddy."

Stormy started stripping at age 17.

Luke: "Can you strip at 17?"

Stormy: "Not legally."

Luke: "Where were you?"

Stormy: "Louisianna."

Luke: "You can do that in Louisianna."

Stormy: "They don't bother to check your IDs."

Luke: "Did you ever date family member?"

Stormy: "Not knowingly."

From Baton Rouge, Stormy usually tells people she's from New Orleans, because most people have not heard of Baton Rouge.

Luke: "How do you like LA?"

Stormy: "I like it. I miss the food."

Luke: "The hospitality."

Stormy: "The people are so horrible in traffic here. They won't let you over. Guys don't hold doors open for you. The first month I was here, I kept walking into doors. I'd go in behind a guy and I'd expect him to hold it open and he wouldn't. I'd walk right into it. They don't say 'Yes mam,' and 'No mam,' and they don't say 'Thank you.'"

Luke: "Were you surprised by the porn industry or was it what you expected?"

Stormy: "I was surprised. The people are nicer than I expected. I know there's a dark side too but I thought it would be all dark side. There are lots of normal families."

Luke: "Does it bother you how few relationships seem to last in this industry?"

Stormy: "Yeah, of course it does. You can't help but apply it to yourself."

Luke: "Does it bother you that Brad works on camera with other girls aside from you?"

Stormy: "Of course it does. I don't believe it when people say it doesn't bother them. If it doesn't bother you at all, then you're not into your relationship."

Luke: "Does it bother him that you do other guys?"

Stormy: "I hope so. He's been working on camera for over ten years."

Luke: "Does it bother you how many porn star girlfriends he's had?"

Stormy: "Who else would he date?"

Luke: "He's been with the most beautiful women in the industry - Jenna Jameson, Dyanna Lauren, Alexa, Kira Kener, Stephanie Swift..."

Stormy: "That's annoying. It doesn't bother me that they were porn stars. You date what you're around. They all seem to still like him. They still call him if they need something and they're all nice to me."

Luke: "How does your family feel?"

Stormy: "I don't have a family. My Mom knows what I do. She watches the softcore versions and she has all my magazines."

Luke: "Is she proud? Embarrassed?"

Stormy: "She's proud. She'll tell other people, 'Here's my baby,' and pull out a layout of me with Brad."

Luke: "If you had to choose between being happily married or a porn star, which would you choose?"

Stormy: "I'd have to choose happily married. Not married. Happily married. It's a Catch 22."

Luke: "So how close are you guys to getting married?"

Stormy: "You're asking the wrong person."

Luke: "Are you ready to get married?"

Stormy: "I guess so. We've been living together for nine months. If he asked me, I'd say yes, if that's what you're asking."

Luke: "Would you like to have kids?"

Stormy: "I never ever wanted to have kids until I met Brad. It's funny because that's one of the reasons some of my past relationships did not work out - I hate kids. And the guy always liked them. Brad doesn't want kids."

Luke: "How did you meet Aria?"

Stormy: "On set of Making It. I met her five minutes before I met Brad. I came to LA with a friend (Devon Michaels) who was doing a scene in Brad's movie. We went to dinner and I moved in with Brad the next day.

"I rode the [mechanical] bull on our first date [at a bar on Sunset Blvd]."

Aria: "We both have records for not falling off that damn thing."

Stormy: "At least a mechanical bull won't stomp on you."

I look at Stormy's arm where she was stomped by her horse Silhouette six months ago. It's a big dark patch.

Stormy has three horses in Los Angeles.

Luke: "Has your mother met Brad?"

Stormy: "I wouldn't do that to him."

Aria: "Are you going to tell him about your mother or (looking at me) is that none of your damn business?"

Luke: "Do you have good relations with your mother?"

Stormy, an only child: "We get along. She knows what I do."

Luke: "What about your father?"

Stormy: "I haven't seen him since I was 16."

Luke: "Would you like to?"

Stormy: "No. Before that, I only saw him once a year since I was four."

Aria: "She puts on the best feature act [strip routine] in the business."

Aria and Stormy coo over Jessica Drake's slender form.

As a guy, I don't always look my conversation partner in the face but instead stare out impassively.

Aria: "DUC's in a zone, staring out over the crowd, hoping that we will talk about something that's none of his damn business."

Luke: "So what could you tell me that would most surprise the people at Wicked?"

Aria: "You don't want to."

Stormy: "They know everything. I'm there every day. I hang out in the office. They know all the good stuff and all the bad stuff."

Luke: "What do you love and what do you hate about the industry?"

Stormy: "I guess the obvious, the same as everybody else. I love being in front of the camera. I love being a star and feeling beautiful. The money of course. If it wasn't for the industry, I wouldn't have met Brad or Aria or Jessica. I have way better friends here than I ever did back home. The sex is hit and miss. Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad.

"The bad stuff is that it makes you as a woman feel depressed and insecure. It makes you aware of your age. There's always somebody coming along who's younger and more beautiful. While a guy might have 20 years to make all his money [performing in porn], we have eight years max. You've got a lot of stuff to cram in there."

Luke: "The industry preys on people's insecurities."

Stormy: "Absolutely. I could name you ten of my friends in Louisianna who should go see a plastic surgeon but the thought never crossed their mind. I could name ten of my friends [in Los Angeles] who are absolutely flawless and they have a couple of things they want to see a plastic surgeon about.

"I'm really afraid of catching something [STD] to the point that I'm really anal about it. Some people think that I am a whiner on set because I am like, 'One hand for you and one hand for me' type thing. My kids will thank me one day.

"Wicked is condom-mandatory. I'm allergic to condoms. I can only use one brand. It was a lot of trial and error to find the one brand and the one lube I could use. Otherwise it feels like I am having sex with a hot poker."

Stormy can't say the brand she uses because it's not the brand Wicked endorses. Through other sources, I learn she uses Crown condoms and Eros lube.

Stormy: "I did 28-scenes before I signed with Wicked, but probably eight of them were for Wicked. I'v done almost 40 scene sin my career. My contract calls for me to do seven movies a year. I might do three scenes in a movie."

Stormy has only had plastic surgery on her breasts, getting saline implants four years ago. "I used to think I looked all right but now I'm conscious of every little flaw."

Luke: "What's Brad's attitude towards you and plastic surgery?"

Stormy: "The problem with Brad is that he is brutally honest. If I ask him, 'Should I fix this?' He'll say, 'Yeah, that would be an improvement.' That was hard for me because I'm used to being with guys who say, 'Oh God, I think you are the most beautiful thing in the whole world.' But he's always right. He doesn't say it to mean because you never know when there will be people like you lurking around.

"He's usually right about everything. He'll tell me, 'Oh, you should change into that.' I look at it on the rack and say, 'There's no way I'm going to wear that.' Then I put it on and wear it to an event and everybody is falling over themselves to compliment me."

Luke: "How does a straight man have such a good eye?"

Stormy: "That's what I want to know. Maybe he was a drag queen in a past life."

Luke: "Have you ever caught him with another man?"

Stormy: "No, and I've tried to catch him too. He's probably the only guy in the business who doesn't have some sort of gay somewhere."

Luke: "Have friends from high school gotten in touch with you?"

Stormy: "I only had one friend through high school. We were going in different directions before I came here. I came straight into stripping and magazines and feature dancing and she went straight into college and sorority things. She knows what I do. She's not a fan. She doesn't watch it and she doesn't like to hear about it. But she never says anything. She accepts it but she doesn't like it."

Luke: "How come you only had one friend in high school?"

Stormy: "Because I was so ugly nobody else would talk to me. They barked at me when I crossed the stage at graduation."

Luke: "I don't understand. How did you look different then?"

Stormy: "I haven't changed except I got my boobs done and I changed my hair."

Luke: "Do you think that you got into the sex industry to prove to yourself that you are sexy?"

Stormy: "Could be. It had something to do with the euphoria I felt the first time I went on stage [to take her clothes off]. Men throwing money at me. It had more of an impact on me than hanging out with the popular cheerleaders."

Luke: "How old were you when you lost your virginity?"

Stormy: "Thirteen. It was a good experience. I was with the same guy until I was 17. He was my age."

Luke: "What clique did you hang out with in high school?"

Stormy: "Me and my friend. I was a journalist. Everyone hated me. I was the editor of my high school newspaper in my Senior year. I was also 4-H president. No wonder nobody liked me."

Luke: "Did you write any scandalous stories?"

Stormy: "Yeah, but they always made me change it. I'd rather write a short story than an article. I have notebooks and notebooks of stories. I published some short stories in high school."

Luke: "What was your high school GPA?"

Stormy: "I went to a magnet school so it was a 3.5. But if I went to a regular school, it would've been counted as a 4.0. If I started college now, I'd start as a sophomore. In my Senior year of high school, I took physics, French 5 and chemistry. I got a 29 on my ACT. I never went to college."

Luke: "Do you work with black guys?"

Stormy stiffens: "No."

I'm touching on a touchy subject.

Luke: "And the reason is?"

Stormy: "I'm from the South. I'm not racist. My roadie when I travel is black. He stays in my hotel room on the road. My Mom has been so cool with everyone I've done, why throw the one thing in her face?"

Luke: "How much time do you spend on the road?"

Stormy: "One week a month."

Luke: "What books have you read in the past year?"

Stormy: "I haven't read a whole lot. I'm embarrassed to say that. I read more non-fiction, how-to books about horses. I love those Chicken Soup for the Soul books. After every story, I bawl like a bitch, and then move on to the next one."

Luke: "Has being in this industry and dancing affected your view of men?"

Stormy: "Yes. I'm better in this industry than I was when I was in the strip club every night. Because when you are in a strip club every night, you see nothing but the bad sides of men. I'm not saying every guy I talk to in a club is like that. I''ve met some cool guys. But for every cool guy you meet, you meet 20 who are trying to get their wedding ring off and telling you sh--. When all you see is the bad side it's hard not to carry that into your personal life."

Luke: "So what have you done?"

Stormy: "I try to remember that everybody is an individual and every situation is different. But it's so hard to do."

Luke: "What would you be doing if you had never become a dancer?"

Stormy: "A veterinarian or a writer."

Luke: "Do you think you could go back to college and do that?"

Stormy: "Sure. I'm smart enough. Would I? I don't know."

Luke: "What did you think of the Primetime special on Belladonna?"

Stormy: "I didn't see it but I read about it on the internet. I think she was represented unfairly. I'm sure that for every bad thing she said, she said ten good things. Everything has pros and cons. They always show the cons. Did I understand where she was coming from when she was crying and saying how it makes her feel? Absolutely. There have been days when I've felt like that. When I had a horrible day on set and I didn't like the guy I had to work with and the director yelled at me. I hurt. I had cramps. I didn't want to be there. If you're bloated and cramping and self conscious and you've got to f--- somebody and look like you like it, of course you are going to hate what you are doing. That's any job you have. You're not human if it doesn't affect you. You're not human if you never ask yourself, 'What am I doing here?'

"I can totally understand what she said but she probably should've been more careful in what she said knowing that that's probably what they were going to air. I agree with some of the stuff she said but I think it was stupid of her to say it... I love my job. I'm good at lots of other things. There are days when I don't like my job, but for any day I don't like it, there are 50 that I love it."

Luke: "Who are your closest friends in the industry?"

Stormy: "Aria, Jessica Drake, Nicole Sheridan, Barrett [Moore, boyfriend of DP contract girl Devon]. When they were split up, we talked a lot."

Luke: "It's sad that no relationship lasts in this industry."

Stormy: "They're back together. I think they're going to be ok. It was sad. Even when we were hanging out, I knew he really loved her.

"I can't believe that Brad doesn't come over here and get you away from me. I'm probably going to get yelled at [for speaking to me]."