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Tera Show 11/12/02
2002-11-12 22:10:21

Digital Playground’s Tera Show turned the spotlight on Video Team tonight, featuring their contract girls India and Lacey plus SSTM.Net’s Kaylani Lei and Virgin Vixen Sin Nye.

I spot a director who tells me that a couple of years ago I put his real name, home address and home telephone number on the internet. Whoops. Sorry. I hate it when I do that.

Near 7PM, Joone, the co-owner of Digital Playground and cameraman for the internet show, announces "One minute to go" [before airtime].

Tera runs in. "I haven't peed yet."

She runs into the Ladies room. She comes out 45 seconds later, clutching her groin. "I hate when you have to wipe really fast. It hurts."

Tera tied for Best American Actress at an erotica show in Germany recently with Australian Jodi Moore.

Tera's first guest was Kaylani Lei, who's done about 50 porn films.

She hasn't done any fetish stuff because she doesn't want to be submissive.

Tera: "I don't mind being submissive. I don't want to work.

"The first time I did bondage was for photographer Eric Kroll. I was saran-wrapped and my hands were tied behind my back. None of us realized how tight it was. They ended up having to cut me out of it. I had to pee. Eric said I should just pee."

Twenty minutes into the show, Tera and Kaylani go toploess.

Tera: "It would help if those in the audience would take off just one piece of clothing as well."

Steve Nelson from AINews.com and Evan Seinfeld, Tera's fiance, take off their shirts as a sign of solidarity. Tod Hunter from AVN kicks off his shoe.

Tera reads an email: "I love your show. If I ever got to meet you, I'd come on your face at first sight."

Tera: "What's worse than a come shot in your eye is one in your ear. Your hair, uggh... Why is sperm so painful in your eye? It messes up your whole day."

Tera strains to read her cue cards from Joone, who signals to her to bring Video Team contract player India on the show. Tera asks for her fans to kick in for Lasik surgery for her eyes.

Tera gets a question about doing black guys off camera. She has not done one on camera. Tera doesn't answer the question.

India talks about her singing career. India performs a rap song.

Tera: "Someone has emailed in why cum burns. 'Semen burns when it enters the eye due to the high salt content and enzymes in the fluid.'

"There are certain things that men can eat to make it less bitter, like pineapple juice."

Tera points at her fiance Evan Seinfeld. "Pineapple juice doesn't do anything for you. You taste good. You taste clear."

India: "I don't like the thick porridgey cum."

Tera: "Oooh. Cottage cheesey, ooh yuck. Your's is so beautiful. It sprays. It doesn't do the shoot, shoot..."

Tera and India say they are attracted to bad boys, not boys in suits. They like men in uniform, but not cops.

Tera: "You can use your night stick on me."

Tera reads an email: "'Do you ladies mind people sharing your pictures and movies in peer to peer file sharing programs?'

"I didn't even know that was going on."

India: "Hello?"

Tera: "We just got informed we're in peer to peer file sharing programs. Money must be tight these days. Here, you can borrow my virtual. Let me just wipe it off for you. Ohmigod, people are pirating our porn."

Lacey met a photographer in a mall the week before her 18th birthday and he got her into porn. She's worked steadily since.

Lacey is 5'2" and tiny tiny.

India and Lacey like acting but Tera only wants to be screwed on camera. "Get it up, get it in, get it off, get it out."

Tera says she is not into guys who likes things stuck up their asses.

Tera and the girls laugh off the notion that any of them are available for escorting.

Evan Seinfeld says he was coming out of The Standard Hotel in downtown Los Angeles. A paparazzi photographer was snapping pictures. Normally Evan is polite and poses for the pics. On this night, however, Tera was not feeling well and was doubled up in pain. When Evan wouldn't pose, he was half-carrying Tera, the photographer taunted him about the cancelation of his TV show Oz. Evan said the photographer was lucky that Evan had his hands full carrying Tera or he would beat his ass.