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Hollywood Handbook

The following is satire.

Where do you fit in? I found the following on www.moviecitynews.com (written by a Craig McPherson):

Here is the ultimate guide to help you find the right company for you in Hollywood, in terms of where you might fit in Hollywood pending your personality, goals, and desires -- for those of you who have just graduated from college or you would like to start a new career...Good luck, and make those parents proud!

Creative Artists Agency: Are you hot? Are you boyishly handsome? Do you hate reading? Do you enjoy sex with 50 year olds and 20 year olds as well, or quite frankly all ages? Are you a switch hitter? Do you enjoy sex in offices and have committed adultery on several occasions? Are you fond of embezzlement? Have you been caught having sex by your wife with another man? If you have answered yes to atleast two of the above mentioned questions than Creative Artists Agency may be the place for you!

International Creative Management: Were you a nerd in high school? Are you overweight, have skin problems, or suffer from male pattern baldness? Have you recently had cosmetic surgery, and pawned the charges off on your company's expense report? Do you actually enjoy reading, but only the first thirty pages of everything? Do you like avant garde independent movies that know one really cares about, and you don't really understand, but make people believe you do? Look no further than ICM!

William Morris Agency: Have you practiced incest or thought about it? Here at William Morris, incest is the name of the game as agents share beds with clients, agents share beds with assistants, who share beds with mail room workers, and mail room workers will share beds with anyone and everyone that will make them a junior agent including bike messengers, Fed Ex, UPS, and DHL drivers!

United Talent Agency: Are you a good liar? Are you an alcoholic? Are you addicted to any sort of drugs? Have you been to rehab? Do you suffer from depression or low self-esteem? Are you always yelling at people, and fond of vulgarity including racist and sexist comments? Look no further than UTA!

Universal Pictures: Do you love money? Do you fantasize about having orgies, and selling your kids for money so you can get that vacation home in Tahoe? Do you daydream about turning everything into a movie even a McDonalds happy meal into some sort of franchise movie idea? Universal specializes in making money not movies, and money is the name of the game here. And you even get a discount at the theme park if you become an employee, so you can save those millions you make and have stupid southern hicks come out to LA and pay to ride that new McDonalds happy meal ride!

Paramount Pictures: Are you a lesbian? Are you BI-curious? Do you like to be sexually harassed by really old granny looking women with bad breath who refuse to shave their arm pits and legs and fight for women's rights? Do you like to take something great, and just ruin it for no reason whatsoever other than trying to put your "stamp" on it? Are you always paranoid that someone is out to get you, and there usually is? Do you always keep your door closed and have hidden agendas and alternate motives? Are you friends with Robert Evans?

Dreamworks Pictures: Are you gay? Have you been raped? Do you like S&M, role playing, bondage? Do you like to be raped or like raping others? Do you like gang bang sessions on yachts and vacation homes in Aspen? Have you slept with Michael DeLuca? Are you willing? Have people said you look like a sixteen year old high school jock? Do you have dirt on Michael Ovitz? If you've said yes to atleast one of these questions, than break our that tie, or prada dress, because you my friend have scored an interview! Dreamworks can make those dreams come true!

Walt Disney Company: Are you cheap? Do you count every cent, and save every nickel? Do you recycle your Christmas presents by giving them to others for their birthdays? Do you lie on your time card and try and get more overtime? Has money become an endless obsession for you? Do you have dirt on Joe Roth? Are you friends with M. Night Shyamalan? The Walt Disney company specializes in helping you with assisting you in those issues, and teams you up with people who share similar problems, in a loving Machiavellian sort of family.

Warner Bros.: Do you follow others and are afraid of your own opinion? Were you the kid in high school who bought the new Jordan sneakers only after six other kids on the block already had them? Did you always want to join the "in crowd" but no matter how much money you spent you just were never taken seriously? Were you part of the Jason Priestly family in Beverly Hills 90210, that never really fit in Beverly Hills? Do you always feel like you'll never be a part of anything serious, but always keep trying? Warners will be a great home for you!

MGM: Do you like living week by week? Do you only have a checking account? Do you not care when your next meal, or paycheck will be? Are you a freeloader? Do you enjoy taco bell, and El Pollo Loco for business dinners? Do you subscribe to magazines, DVD clubs, and music clubs with fake names so you never have to pay the fees? Do you have any ideas for another James Bond movie? Do you think you can play James Bond? MGM has been known to be the best in all these areas and will definitely make you feel right at home!

Miramax Films: Are you in your 20's? Are you willing to work for minimum wage? Are you willing to put in 90 hour work weeks without overtime? Do you like to create your own title to make yourself look important? Do you like small cozy offices, and don't care about promotions or raises? Do you enjoy being a slave to fat cats who take credit for anything you do? Miramax is a special place for those with extremely low self-esteem, who are clueless about what they really want to do, and will settle for anything. Are you a filmmaker whose film opened in Sundance in 1991, which Miramax bought, and has yet to release? Are you friends with Gwyenth Paltrow? They even have offices on both sides of the coast, so you can surf or ski!

New Line Cinema: Do you enjoy sex in public places? Do you like cocaine and expensive call girls? Were you part of a frat during college? Do you like to hire your friends whether or not they're even qualified for the job? Do you like to dress down by wearing army pants and baseball caps during meetings? Do you have spare keys to Mike DeLuca's house so you can steal his scripts and bring them over to Bob Shaye? New Line is one big frat where you can sleep with anyone, drink and smoke as much your body can take, and get endless credit for things you had nothing to do with!

The Firm: Are you still confused with your life? Are you a slacker? Do you hate working, and would rather make money off other people and sit back and do nothing? Do you feel artists are annoying and wait three days to return their phone calls? Do you hate watching movies, hate reading scripts, and would rather just be a middle man that really gets no credit, but always want that 10% in return? The Firm specializes in doing nothing really, just sitting back, and getting in the way of clients and studios from helping to make movies, just trying to make that undeserved dollar for themselves! You even get a business card that says, "Manager!"

With the help of THE HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK you're sure to fit in somewhere!! Good luck, and remember to always watch your back, young scholar, you never know who's breathing down your neck, and ready to insert a six inch knife in your lower back to get your job!! THE HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK will be featured as a prologue for the second autobiography to be written by Robert Evans entitled The Kid Stays On The Lot.

Craig McPherson lives in Reseda, with his wife and three kids. He is the author of numerous unproduced screenplays and as worked as a bike messenger, studio security guard, tour guide, office manager, 2nd development assistant, and personal assistant to Bette Midler.

Net Porn Steals From Video Companies

Randy writes: l-keford.com was all over the DogFarter vs BlacksonBlondes thing. It's about time somebody did an expose on the rape of the San Fernando Valley video porn industry at the hands of hundreds of Net porners who have made millions and laugh at the video porners who they have no fear will ever do anything to fight back. It's pathetic.

More pathetic is that AVN, which owes everything it has to that community of business people and grifters, as far as I know, barely passes comment on the crimes. They probably would take advertising money from the thief from BlacksonBlondes if he wanted a banner on AVNOnline.com.

It is hard to feel sorry though for people who just lie back and let themselves be raped. Some people say you lose your copyright if you fail to try to protect it. Sounds like bulls--- to me but what do I know, I'm not a lawyer and I've heard wackier things than that in the law. Just because you leave your doors unlocked doesn't mean it's not a crime for some scumbag to walk into your house and take stuff or drive off in your car.

There are a couple of big AVS [adult verification] systems that I think are filled with ripped off content belonging to many porn producers in the Valley. They are either too stupid, too stoned, or too poor to fight back.

I keep saying to myself 'Find a f---ing young enterprising attorney to work on contingency, take BlacksonBlondes and the rest of the thieves to court, BOB (Blacksonblondes) has literally made MILLIONS, I'd say very conservatively has made $5 MILLION dollars off the back of the Anabolic Videos of this world. A copyright infringement lawsuit against BOB is an open and shut case, these idiots could take him for all he's worth.

And BOB isn't the only one, I can type out a long list. I'm not talking about little guys with paysites with 125 members, I'm talking thieves who make more money in a month than most of the porn companies they steal from will make in a lifetime. Just isn't right.

People ask me 'why the f--- do you care?'. The people who ask that question are usually up to the same shenanigans. I really don't get it. You live out there and mix with these people Duc. Are they really that out to lunch? Other than the top companies like Vivid, Hustler VCA and Wicked are the rest just really dumb or drugged out of their minds?

Some of them I suspect are living hand to mouth and probably don't even have attorneys. And it's just going to get worse. I hear people around Porn Valley are hurting, talent is getting bounced checks, people shutting down. With the mini satellite dishes around, these BOB type thieves don't even have to leave the house anymore to go rent the movies - encode the flicks right off the satellite if they want to.

Net porn is increasingly all about the movies, that's what people with cable and DSL want. They find most everything they want on Kaaza and the like but there still are people out there that will join a paysite, they have no idea that the guy they're paying 30 dollars a month to paid nothing for the right to give away those movies.

I am not an envious guy. I applaud and am happy for all the success many people I know in this business have had through their smarts and hard work. I just hate the cocksuckers and even moreso I hate the cocksuckers who defend the other cocksuckers, and they are legion.

Not sure there's much more to the Dogfarter vs BOB story. BOB was exposed for the thieving piece of s--- I've always said he was.

Here's what I would do if i was the video industry. First, go into rehab so they know what f---ing day of the week it is, then form a real f---ing association, just like the MPAA which represents all the studios and producers in mainstream Hollywood, then go and find yourself one helluva tough cookie like Jack Valenti. I'd hire Jeff Miller of Sunup Media, pay him 1 million bucks a year, and turn him the f--- loose. Believe me, the investment would pay off damn quick, they'd all be running to hide their assets but Miller would turn their world upside down and shake out every last nickel out of the thieves' pockets.

I did think it was funny how the guy who runs l-keford.com, Wanker Wang, who I've been told is employed by Anabolic or one of the video companies basically said on his site he couldn't give two s---s who was or wasn't stealing content. It's his industry that's getting its ass raped every f---ing day and he's barely interested.

Then the owner of some of the stolen content, or maybe only the director, Jules Jordan, writes in to l-keford.com and confirms that BlacksonBlondes steals from him or the producer he shoots for. But there's no anger, not threats, not a hint of any righteous indignation.

If this was happening on an adult webmaster board, one web company stealing from another, you'd see hell raised. Like Brad Shaw or hate him, if I opened a paysite and hijacked and stole all his content, I'd be in court for the next 10 years fighting. Same for MikeAI. Same for Jeff Miller. Same for Diamond Jim. Same for Alex from Alscans. Same for Danni Ashe. Same for Suze Randall. Same for ClubJenna. These are people who run professional businesses. And in a nutshell this is why the entire San Fenando Valley porn industry barely got a sniff from the riches that the Adult Internet had to offer them. It's really a bit of a sad story if you ask me.

XXX writes: AVN many times is part of the problem - if they are a true, objective industry source - they should respond to the issue more. For example in AVNOnline last month there was a letter from a anti-theft complainting against Tri-tech and Adult Check. AVN's Tom Hymes barely addressed the issue.

Raunchy film shot at B.C. high school

From Canada.com: Vancouver School Board officials will review their guidelines on approving movie scripts after parents raised questions about a movie filmed at a city high school.

After School Special was filmed last year at Templeton Secondary School and is a major Hollywood movie about three teenage boys who try to make their own pornographic film. About 75 students were involved in the production, either as extras or following the crew as part of their career preparation courses.

On the Internet Movie Database website, the movie's plot summary reads: "Deacon, Matt and Fred will do anything for even a glimpse of sex and spend their mornings pirating porno movies from Fred's after-school job at the video store. But when Fred is fired, the well runs dry, and our heroes come up with a new plan: Make their own 'adult' film."

Jeremy Steel vs Lexington Steele

Jeremy Steele writes:

JEREMY STEELE

Has been confused for Jeremy Iron, Jeremy Stromeyer or Ron Jeremy’s illegitimate love child.

Too poor to be as well fed.

His name has just as many syllables. His head has been said to be thick.

Shoots big loads in girl’s face. Apologizes for getting sperm in her eye. Occasionally some women will not work with him because they hear he is a dick.

Hopes to one day get nominated for XRCO’s “Unsung Swordsman” award.

Displays his contempt for materialism by wearing old clothes from the 80’s and buying slightly flawed t-shirts from the 99 cents store.

Is booked this week with a 40 year old who insists he pay her 25 bucks to drive from her place in West Hollywood to his place in Hollywood to pick him up and carpool down since his car is dead. His protests cause her to accuse him of being cheap. He says she’s trying to take her animosity of men out on him and that he’s only making a 100 bucks and proposes just getting himself to her place (and later, home)on his own and just spltting the cost of gas (pathetic).

If he took himself too seriously, he'd have killed himself by now. Has been “black-listed” (justifiably?)

Has contemplated getting a job for 6 dollars an hour. Has cried to other people “Why do you believe everything you hear? People are real dicks”.

Lives life and is treated like a poor black man. Is well recognized at Tijuana tittie bars.

Has not fared well with his investment project “Big Black Ass/Small AsianDick” series.

His elongated shadow while at home watching porno under romantic candle light resembles a lot Lexington Steele. Wishes he were a well-endowed black man.

Makes lots of calls to people for work, especially those who have promised him that they're gonna hire him, but they're too busy to call him back.

Predicted to be soon seen on “America’s Most Wanted” or Rame’s “Dead Porn Star" list.

LEXINGTON STEELE

His often heard name has been confused with Remington Steele

His name is long, like him.

Takes long strokes inside the women he's f---ing,

Occasionally some women will not work with him because he's got too big of a dick.

Has been voted AVN “Male performer of the year” more than once.

Dresses in style. Travels and works with many of the most beautiful women from around the world and makes top money for it.

Takes himself seriously as a performer.

Commands 6 figures a year. Has laughed at other people who have talked s--- about him saying they're just jealous because he has a big dick.

Lives life and treated like a rich white man. Is popular with the ladies.

Can be seen in popular “Big Black Dick, Small White Chick" series.

Casts a shadow over many other wanna-be performers. Wishes racial stereotypes would end and that blacks be treated better; as people, like any other.

Gets lots of calls for work Can’t get back to everyone who calls, as he is too busy.

Predicted to be always remembered in the Porn Hall of Fame.

Is Jeremy Steele Safe?

XXX writes: Being a new comer (producer) to this industry, I am looking to find some truth. A guy named Jeremey Steele approched me about doing his own video line similar to Peter North, Randy West etc....but I have heard rumors that he is mentally unstable and difficult to work with....do you know if this is totally true? Are female stars afraid to work with him? Is he black listed from this industry?

Duc says: Jeremy is eccentric but he's not difficult to work with nor is he more unstable than most performers.

VISA Teaming With Feds To Squash Internet Porn?

OneHungLo writes on gof---yourself.com: A friend of mine told me he consulted with a high powered Internet lawyer on a copyright issue and the lawyer told him that was the least of his worries. He said those VISA requirements of having a corp. in the U.S. is to actually aid them in a big long awaited round up of obscenity prosecutions.

Mutt writes: This has been the rumor for a LONG time. Go to Avn Online and look up an article by a lawyer named Piccionelli(sp?), i think he's counsel for a lot of medium, big players on the Adult Net. According to him this is all part of a secret deal VISA made with the government in exchange for new bankruptcy legislation which will good for VISA. VISA basically on behalf of the U.S. government is going to chase Net porn out of the United States and they're going to make it really easy for Ashhahahahaha and the IRS to do their bidness. When i first heard this, it's over a year ago, i thought he sounded like one of those conspiracy nutbars but it seems very plausible now.

Pandora Wraps Anita Rose

WILMINGTON, NC (October 26, 2002) - Pandora Bazaar has just wrapped production on "Anita Rose: Breaking the Silence of Southern Harmony".

The movie stars Julie Robbins, Victoria Givens & Brooke Ballentine among other rare east coast performers and was directed by Anders Manga (Girl Show 2).

"I'm really happy with how the movie turned out, I just finished editing and writing all the songs for it" says Anders. "Unlike Girl Show 2, this is a work of true trash art. It's like John Waters meets Andy Warhol on ecstasy. if I may be so bold. None of the cast had ever done a scripted feature but you would never know from their performances. Some will love it and some will hate it but it's absolutely something different."

"Anita Rose" is scheduled for release in late November on VHS & DVD.

Shane's World At Indiana University

(AP) Indiana University officials on Wednesday asked local law enforcement authorities to help investigate reports that an adult film was shot on campus. Chancellor Sharon Stephens Brehm said IU police were asked to follow up on a report filed Oct. 3 by a dorm resident manager.

The complaint said the resident manager observed several women who were not fully clothed and also noted that cameras were present. The university said in a news release that the individuals involved said they were students from Los Angeles who were working on a film project.

The film "Campus Invasion" was made at various locations on campus by adult filmmakers from Shane's World, a Web site based in Van Nuys in the San Fernando Valley, said Calli Cox, a publicist and adult film actress for Shane Enterprises.

Jill Kelly Productions inducts Sondra Hall into the family with her first starring role in a feature, "Hell on High Heels"

(LOS ANGELES, CA) -- It's all about the shoes! Jill Kelly Productions [ http://www.jillkellyproductions.com ] exclusive contract-performer, Sondra Hall, is "Hell on High Heels" in her first movie under contract to the company.

The feature, directed by Cass Paley, explores the possibilities of changing and cheating one's own fate and destiny, with plenty of "high heel" action for the fetish connoissuer. "It was a really dialogue-driven piece, moreso than your average JKP picture," explained Hall upon wrapping the movie in late July.

Being her first starring role in a feature, "Hell on High Heels" stretched Hall's acting abilities like never before -- something she found she enjoys more than she had expected. "Of course, I enjoy the sex a lot too!" she laughs. "In fact, I think this movie features the best sex scenes I've ever done because I was so into the people I was performing with. I'm also a lot more comfortable now because I'm a part of the JKP family. I know the crew, I know the stars, I know the people behind the scenes - it makes for a much more comfortable environment when you're surrounded by your family."

Hall performs in two sex scenes for the movie; one with John West and another with Mark Ashley and Cheynne Collins. The feature also stars jessica drake, John West, Stormy, Jordan Hayes, Joey Ray, Aurora Snow, and Hall's JKP sister Ashton Moore in supporting roles.

I Thank You G-d For Not Making Me A White Man

There's no more invigorating way for a Jew to start the day then with a good tour of the Museum of Tolerance.

It was just as I pushed my way through the door marked "bigotry" that I realized that I was guilty of the greatest bigotry towards one fine production company - Sin City.

Why must I wait to be reprimanded before pulling in my reportage? Why am I driven to alienate myself from my closest friends? Why do I feel the need to befriend and then betray every one I meet? Why must I fill my column with tawdry gossip when Sin City has put together the finest in electronic equipment to capture the hardest hardcore in the most graphic detail?

Why do I always think of myself and not of others? How come I am so lacking in empathy? People talk to me as a friend and then I betray their most intimate secrets in my column? What kind of mentch am I? Do people always have to tell me "off the record" otherwise I will print their most mundane musing?

Am I contributing to a safe environment on Sin City sets or am detracting from it? Am I a friend to the porn industry or a foe?

Oh woe am I. I am a wicked white man. I remember the news media reports a couple of weeks ago that surely the Washington D.C. sniper was a white man. We are such a wicked race.

Why do I insist on mixing racial issues with religious ones on a porn site? Oh, I am such an embarrassment to my sponsors, my parents, my friends and my religious community?

Oh, why oh why, did I skimp on my mood stabilizer before driving to Malibu Monday and lacing into this fine Michael Raven production?

Thursday morning, 10/24/02, I drove 35 miles north of Malibu, several miles north of the Ventura County line to a not-so-secluded beach for the fourth day of Michael Raven's two-movie five-day extravaganza. I had no clue about the thoughtlessness of my reportage on Monday's production. Why do I always wait for other people to let me know when I've crossed the line? What about my own sense of propriety and fair play? Of journalistic ethics? Oh, how low I have fallen.

I think most of my problem is that I've spent too much time around director James DiGiorgio. And that green-eyed monster of jealousy that has overtaken him with regard to Michael Raven has infected me to.

Contrary to wild rumors whipping around the industry, Raven is not an atheist. He is simply unsure of G-d's existence.

Who's bright idea was it to shoot a surfing movie in freezing October? Must be the Sin City braintrust. The girls are shivering most of the day trying to look happy and sunny. Don't worry. The special effects in the editing room will make everything right.

The permit to shoot on the beach costs $750.

As I walk, a crew member, a Puerto Rican who looks like a white guy, yells at me that he and the rest of the crew are not convicts. How could he ever think that I thought they were? Well, apparently, about 18 months ago, I said this man's brother looked like a murderer and the rest of the crew looked like they'd just gotten out of prison. It's hard to believe how carelessly cruel and unChristian I can be. I apologize for dealing in stereotypes.

Shy 19-year old blonde Natasha doesn't like to smile much but she doesn't need to because she has great full C-cup natural breasts. She had a bad experience in water as a child and she now doesn't like to get near it. She's cold. Her wet suit is way too large for her.

Korina has trouble keeping her D-cups in her black bikini top.

Shy Asia Carrera does not appreciate the strangers who stop by the cliffs and look down on the scantily clad babes.

She's photogenic. I take 100 photos of her. I'd worship her if it wasn't undignified and against the Bible.

As she lugs a surfboard around, she mutters, "I'm getting too old to do this."

Her stock portfolio has declined 50% in value the past two years.

It was great to see Asia. I'll never forget the night I met her and her hubby Bud Lee. It was at their apartment in it was in May of 1996. We talked for hours. Asia's story of her life was heartbreaking. I asked intrusive questions and I made her cry. Bud had to ask me to leave. I could've stayed there all night talking to Asia.

I had a great interview that night with Bud Lee also. He's also photogenic and amiable.

I think Asia has made a more powerful impression on me than anyone else I've met in the industry... I so want good things for her and to protect you from the filth of this industry. I want for her healing and normality, marriage and children...and all that... Yet I just want to photograph her all day... I think we exchanged 15 words all day today but I could've gone on taking photos of her forever... I must've snapped over 100 pics of you... I love Asia and Bud. They're good people.

Asia Carrera writes: "Thanks for the kind words about me in your posting today. It helped make up for what was a very long, grueling, and freakin' COLD-ass day!! The one thing that irked me was that you actually managed to update your site before I did, but then again, you got to leave the set a heckuva lot earlier than i did, too! (I came straight home and updated my bulletins page, and I was amazed when I got an email from a fan reporting your words about today already. But I guess what's really scary is that there are people who notice five minutes after both you and I have made an update."

Asia writes on Asiacarrera.com, the number one rated porn star site: "It is WAY too cold to be shooting on the beach in Malibu this time of year, especially IN the water!! But the guys at Sin City were bound and determined to shoot a porno takeoff of the surfer girl movie "Blue Crush" for their CES show release, and I guess I was the only sucker gullible enough to agree to be their star. LOL!! (in my defense, I accepted the gig BEFORE they told me what the movie was about - very sneaky of them to spring that surprise on me afterwards, eh?) Of course the sky was completely overcast as I drove to work today, and I was secretly hoping we'd get rained out..."

Alexis does not say much.

You couldn't get any more amiable and chatty and smiley and giggly than girly girl Korina, Sin City contract babe. You couldn't get any smarter than spelling bee champ Asia Carrera.

As I stood on the cliff overlooking the ocean, surveying the pristine beauty of G-d's creation, I became sad at how pornography was polluting our moral environment. I fled before the onset of sex scenes.

And like a cold breeze from the ocean, it hit me as I drove home, that there's another group in this esteemed industry I have not always treated with Christian charity - the Free Speech Coalition and its estimable leader Bill Lyon.

ASACP [Adult Sites Against Child Pornography www.asacp.org] is currently looking for sponsors. Contact joan@asacp.org for information. Tentative new advisory board for ASACP: Bill Lyon - Free Speech Coalition; Aly Drummond - Python; Gary Kremen - sex.com; Jeff Southworth - Paycom/ Epoch; Paul & Darren - AVN; Alec Helmy - xBiz. New Executive Director: Joan Irvine ASACP

Goals . Raise the industry awareness about child pornography. . Report child pornography sites to the appropriate government and civic organizations. . Assist the adult site industry to self-regulate against child pornography as a testimonial of cooperation and vigilance. . Increase anti-child pornography advocacy by enhancing relations with government agencies and associations. . Keep ASACP members and supporters informed of current legislation related to child pornography laws.

Our next LIVE Tera Show broadcast will take place on November 12th at 7 PM. Our very special guests are Anita Dark and Video Team contract stars, India & Lacey, plus we’ll have a brand new, lovely virgin vixen.

I apologize that Jack the Ripper has gotten a hold of the following photographs and cut off women's breasts.

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    Eric, Korina - GREAT PHOTO

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Shay Sight's Healing Touch

Jason Sechrest, publicist for Wildlife, writes: Wildlife contract performers Shay Sights, Nick Manning, & Renee LaRue shined yesterday throughout the shooting of Sight's self-penned script, "Healing Touch."

(CHATSWORTH, CA) -- In a twelve-hour working day, from 11:00 am - 11:00 pm, yesterday, director Bobby Rinaldi churned out a one-day wonder under the title, "Healing Touch," for Wildlife Productions [ http://www.wildlifeproductions.com ]. The feature is a vehicle for company contract star, Shay Sights, who also wrote the script, based upon her spiritually and sexually enlightening experiences as a Reiki master. "Healing Touch" also stars fellow Wildlife "family" members Nick Manning and Renee LaRue. Here's a sneak peek at what went down on the set:

SHAY SIGHTS [ http://www.shaysights.com ] turned out two scorching sex scenes; one opposite Evan Stone and the other a three-way with Aria and Cheynne Collins. (Collins was presented with a cake in mid-f---, as it was his birthday - something that's sure to end up on the behind-the-scenes DVD reel.) Sights was more relaxed and open to her sexually comprimising positions than ever before, something she cites as a result of her own spiritual awakening. In "Healing Touch," she portrays a resident practicioner at a New Age therapy center. "I wrote the script based on my own experiences with Reiki," explains Sights, "so the performance was really natural, both in terms of acting and sex."

NICK MANNING [ http://www.nickmanning.com ] turned up the heat in an anal scene with the insatiable Venus. Manning pulled out all the stops with his trademark verbal abuse and hardcore pounding. Just when you thought the poor girl would break, she utters the words, "Oh my God, I've never had it so good!" Manning takes the male lead as the owner of the New Age therapy center; though, as Venus discovers, just because he runs the store, doesn't mean he isn't in need of some spiritual enlightenment of his own!

RENEE LARUE [ http://www.reneelarue.com ] opens the feature in a wild romp with Dillion. LaRue and crew concur that the scene is a perfect start to a perfect picture. "It's been over a year since I'd worked with Dillion," claimed LaRue, giddy and giggling after getting pounded for well over an hour. "In fact, I think he was still going by Dillion Day last time we had sex. He's always been one of my favorite guys to work with, though. If it seems like I'm a enjoying myself a little too much in the scene... it's because I am!"

"Healing Touch," also starring Chennin Blanc and Joel Lawrence, helmed by Wildlife contract-director, Bobby Rinaldi, is tentatively set for a February 2003 release.

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Firefighter Sues Over AZ Porn Video

A Tempe firefighter says he was duped into appearing, in uniform and on-duty, in a pornographic video filmed near the Arizona State University campus. The firefighter has sued the makers of Shane's World #29: Frat Row Scavenger Hunt 3, saying he was shamed after he learned from friends that he can be seen in the video with his name visible on his uniform. John McMahan, 43, did nothing wrong, but has been "humiliated and embarrassed," Buddy Rake, a Phoenix lawyer for McMahan, said Tuesday. McMahan, a 16-year veteran, thought he was merely helping out with a scavenger hunt when the producers tricked him, the lawsuit says.

Most Eligible Female Execs

Aly@python.com (may bat for the other team). Shaliza@python.com. Samantha Lewis, co-owner of Digital Playground. Gail Harris, former B actress.

Holly Moss from HMoss Consulting. Katie (aka BOMBAYCOWGIRL), Online Brand Manager - AVN Web Properties.

XXX replies: Holly Moss being most eligible exec? I hear she still lives with her parents. If people are balking at paying the trivial Visa fees why are they going to pay for an "adult internet consultant"? Samantha is a keeper though. Gail Harris, if she is single sign me up....I think she is dating someone.

DUC: If I could marry a porn exec, it would be Samantha Lewis.

Let's Keep Talking About Light Speed University

Think about this: If you are a child porn site - you can get a merchant account so easy. Thus how do you make money? Send your traffic to a site that pedophiles like - Light Speed - where the content looks very very young? Does this prove that Light Speed takes traffic from child porn sites? No.

Do you guys know anything about Steve Jones, founder and president of Lightspeed Media aka Lightspeed University? He apparently gets most reverential treatment from the porn media.

Steve got into another fight with Max Hardcore at the AWE show this weekend and had to be restrained, and Kaiser kicked Max Hardcore out of the show... Steve and Max almost got into a physical fight in Florida at the AVN convention. I don't know why they hate each other.

Lightspeed have this model called 'Tawnee Stone' of www.tawneestone.com. She's of legal age but looks about 13 years old. I could see how guys who run underage teen sites might try to send them traffic because Tawnee looks young.

Steve throws a lot of money around. He has a Max Softcore character on his sites.

The folks behind Lightstpeed University are young guys who have become very successful, one of the few new companies to make a name for themselves in the last couple of years.

Are there URL's for child porn sites which have Lightspeed banners on them?

Also, what is the definition of child porn? There are a lot of sites out there which feature teen models under 18, non-nude, but suggestive type stuff, bikini's etc . I could see these types of sites sending traffic to Lightspeed sites. Lightspeed is actually mostly softcore content, so it's hard to believe a company that has made its success with softcore porn in an industry which is full of some really hardcore content being associated with the lowest forms of life attached to this biz.

Fay Sharpe writes on Netpond: "I don't think there is anyone in the industry today who is more available than Steve. You go to any function and he is there (and usually sponsoring something interesting for webmasters) It is plain to see that the writer doesn't know s--- & doesn't attend any functions or he could ask him in person!"

Is this controvery just a matter of not policing your affiliate program? Is it morally ok to make money from pedophiles?

XXX writes: Keep digging - it is a good one. You might investigate his connections with ccBill - he is their golden boy.

Naked New York

http://www.observer.com/pages/nytv.asp

Boinnnnng!! Former CNN White House correspondent turned sexpert Bob Berkowitz is back on the tube with a zippy new chat show on the Metro Channel called Naked New York. Mr. Berkowitz, who used to have a racy program on CNBC called Real Personal and has been known to show up as a featured speaker at swingers conventions, says that New Yorkers are still hormonally buzzing even in post-Giuliani (PG) New York.

"Sex is such a strong force for all of us that no matter what a politician says, does or enacts into law, it still has a major position in our lives," Mr. Berkowitz said.

What position? Oh, never mind. On Naked New York, the affable yet gamy Mr. Berkowitz brings on guests and chats them up about sex and sexual goings-on. Recent panelists included Richard Bey and how's this for a little sex-show incongruity?former New York Giant Harry Carson. "Harry's a bright, smart guy who has something to say about sex," Mr. Berkowitz said.

Mr. Berkowitz said he's got one dream guest: Bill Clinton."I would like to ask him what was going through his mind and did he think about the consequences," Mr. Berkowitz said. "There seems to be a pattern here: Has he ever sought help for it? I¹d be curious to find out about that, and how did it affect his marriage, did he and his wife have a deal, a private deal? [METRO, 70, 10 p.m.]

Dating Advice From Your Moral Leader

My friend Rob collects tape of a certain genre. He's accumulated an enormous collection over the years. They creep out his girlfriend. He asked my advice and I told him to dump them.

Rob updates: "It was weird. I told her I'd dump them and she said to forget it, that it would cause too much resentment. In any case I have started to slowly dissassemble my life's work ... *sniff* I sent a few off to an old roommate today.... But before I dump them all I want Fred to advise me on any legal recourse that I may have if we break up after the porn is disbursed. I feel she should pay half!"

Goddess writes: I can't believe you told "Rob" to dump his porn collection for his gf. Exactly how much are **YOU** willing to change for a woman, and more to the point, WHY should you HAVE to? I can see a compromise...like he won't watch them while she's around, but having to get rid of them? No way, Jose. If Mr. G made me get rid of my Mike South tapes...well, lets just say I'd make his life so miserable, he'd be BEGGING me to get them back!

Surf's Up For Sin City

I took the 10 Freeway West to Santa Monica Tuesday morning and then drove 20 miles north on PCH 1 to a mansion in Malibu for Michael Raven's five-day two-movie shoot for Sin City.

Chatsworth, California - Sin City Entertainment announced today that the company will be filming Blue City and Surf Club, simultaneously, two full-length feature films on High Definition 24P format. This technology is currently being used in mainstream films, such as Star Wars.

The "state of the art" equipment will be handled by the award-winning and critically-acclaimed Director, Michael Raven. The vehicles that Raven will be steering are Sin City Films' Blue City and Surf Club.

I arrive at 10:30AM and find Bud Lee and Jane Waters. "Did Scott say you could come here?" asks Bud. "Yes," I answer. "Who's the production manager?"

Bud: "I am."

I join (Michael Raven's business partner) Scott Justice's friend Jason as he tapes Pat Myne and John West as they eat eggs and meat for breakfast. John is commiserated with about his problems on a recent DP where his male partner kept checking him out in a homo way, killing John's wood. It was on a shoot for Jill Kelly Productions. Ex-Vivid girl Sky was directing.

John: "The guy I was working with was looking at me more than at the chick."

DUC: "Does that happen often?"

Pat: "It only happens often with the one person we're talking about."

DUC: "Did it hurt or help your performance?"

John: "It crushed my performance. I had to take another viagra.

Sin City contract girl Korina is a happy goofy Finn from Helsinki, about 30 years old, with skinny legs and big fake breasts and a charming manner.

She met an American man seven years ago in Finland. She moved to the US a year later and married the guy. He got her into porn by sending photos to an internet site. They divorced. Now she wants to remarry her ex-husband.

XXX: "This isn't a DP right? It's just two guys on one girl."

Pat is in the middle of a divorce from Shelby.

DUC: "Was it the industry that did it to you?"

Pat: "I really don't want to talk about it."

I think the industry played a considerable role in the breakup of his marriage. Michael Raven's eleven-year marriage to Sidney Steele also broke up this year. He's now married to ex-Vivid blonde beauty Julia Ann.

Jason interviews Korina. He's an amiable charming chap. He puts her in a hammock. She feels seasick. We walk over to lawnchairs by the pool. Jason asks her lots of sex questions. She says she did her first anal in seven years with Peter North on camera. It was painful. "But with the power of my mind..."

Korina's done about ten movies in her career.

Jason: "When you cum, do you squirt every time?"

Korina: "Yes unless I masturbate myself. I can't make myself squirt.

"Why don't you think of some unique questions, rather than just about f---ing?"

Korina: "I shot for Joey Silvera. He was on the set. I said, 'Joey who?' I don't think he heard it. Oh shoot, it's so embarrassing that I don't know who people are."

Duc: "How did you get into this business?"

Korina: "I was a bill collector. I've never been a dancer. I never had anything to do with this type of thing. My recruiter gave me a book called The Other 90%. I was not happy with my life. I was not happy with a 9-5 job. I read the book and it had a chapter about launching the rocket in the backyard and how it means that you look into yourself and forget about your parents and your expectations and find out what is your passion and what interests you the most, what are your assets. The book changed my life. I had no passion for bill collecting. I've always been intrigued by sexuality. I've watched porn. I quit my job. In early 20002, I did a blowjob for people who had websites. I was put in contact with Peter North.

"My ex-husband sent an email to some people and Scott Justice called me and wanted to meet with me and he brought up the contract the first day we met."

Eric, the French photographer, says he needs Korina's complete concentration so he can take stills.

Eric and Korina say that Europeans don't date. They just hang out and f---.

Eric to Korina: "I know you're tough. That's why I can be this rough on you."

He orders her about as he takes stills. She's good natured.

Korina: "I've never dated in my life. It's a waste of money and time. We just go to the bar and find a one-night stand and f---."

Eric: "The word date is a Puritan word."

Korina jumps off a bench and walks over to the pool and splashes some water on her loins to make them look moist and inviting.

Korina: "It's funny doing girl-girl with 18-year old girls. I feel like their mother."

The make-up artist Nicole is skinny, with big fake breasts. She's blonde and beautiful but she won't do porn.

Duc to Eric: "Are you more of a Cartesian or a Pascalian?"

Eric: "Cartesian."

You can ask these questions of the French because they have much more of a background in philosophy than other peoples.

Eric: "Are you sure you can put this on the website?"

Duc: "Sure. It's my site."

Eric: "For us, orgasm is the little death. French people are more Cartesian than Pascalian. They are more materialistic [than spiritual].

"I was studying bio-chemistry before I became a photographer. It doesn't make me a philosopher but it does make me someone who knows more than the average porn person, be they French or American."

Duc: "You can be more blunt with Europeans?"

Eric: "With Americans, you have to play a game. You have to make them believe that you are falling in love with them. You are in a difficult position. You don't know them for five minutes but you have to undress them. You have to ask them to show you their most intimate parts. You have ten minutes to get great pictures of nasty women. Manipulation is part of the job. They think that they are manipulating you when they are in front of the lens. They think you belong to them but it is just a game.

"With European girls, I don't have to do this. I can be as blunt and rude and tough as I want. They will react better to that. All the men who surround her are always kind because they want to get laid. I am telling her that I am not interested even though I am. But she must not feel it. That's my way to manipulate her in a positive way."

Duc: "I hear that in Europe the girls don't get to choose which guys they will work with."

Eric: "Of course. Here, girls have lists."

Duc: "Are most of your fellow photographers in straight porn straight or gay?"

Eric: "All the ones I know are straight. Whenever they have to a gay shoot, it's torture. Yes, I saw your reaction."

Duc: "Your favorite girls to shoot?"

Eric: "Avi Scott. She was going to be the first contract girl for Larry Flynt after Sunset Thomas but the contract Larry Flynt proposed was a piece of sh--. She could definitely wipe her ass with that contract. Good for her."

Duc to XXX: "What's Buck Adams doing these days?"

XXX: "He runs a painting and construction crew for his dentist."

Bud Lee was shooting on October 10, 2002 a script by David Aaron Clark, Dreamgirls. It was 20 years to the day that he did his first sex scene ever - for director Bob Chinn.

Bud: "Bob Chinn stopped by the set to take a survey of the place. I stopped him and said, 'Bob, guess what happened 20 years ago today?' He said, 'We were shooting you in your first scene.' I said, 'It was 22 years ago that I married Hyapatia.' He said, 'No, it wasn't. It was the eleventh [correct!]. No wonder you got divorced. You couldn't even remember what date you were married.'"

Korina does double penetration today for the first time in her life with Pat Myne and John West. During a break in the scene, John checks for messages on his cell phone. Korina laughingly reprimands him.

After the scene, I meet her walking unsteadily from the truck, where the scene took place, to the house and shower.

Korina: "I'm a little out of breath. I love challenge in my life. I loved it. I told them to bring it on. It didn't hurt."

Duc: "Why did you choose to make today your first time?"

Korina giggles: "I didn't really choose. I told a bunch of people that I'd like to do my first DP soon. They chose it for me. Bud told me it was a boy-girl. Michael comes to me and tells me it's two guys and a girl. I'm not going to turn it down."

Duc: "Do you think Michael Raven was trying to take advantage of your innocence?"

Korina giggles: "He knows I never say no. I'm a nice girl but nasty."

Duc: "How would you husband feel if he were sitting here and watching?"

Korina: "He'd love it. I'll tell him when I get home. Maybe we'll try it with a friend."

Duc: "How about with a four-legged animal?"

Korina: "What does that mean? A four legged animal? I'll do anything but a four-legged animal. I'm an animal rights activist."

Duc: "What's your character in this movie?"

Korina: "I haven't even read the script. I'm a surfer girl.

"Jason, did it look good? Did my asshole look good on film?"

Jason: "I need to test it first..."

John West and Pat Myne eat a lunch of meat and beans.

I shadow Jason as he interviews Alexis, a 23-year old blonde who will work with Maya Divine's hubby Eric. Alexis doesn't like interviews and she doesn't say much. She's from Pennsylvania. She did two scenes last year and then jumped into the industry fulltime in the summer of 2002. Her agent is Roy Garcia. She gives a squeal. "There were a couple of times I was ready to leave but..."

Alexis: "I don't do anal or gangbangs or DP. I tried anal once and I didn't like it."

Jason: "What do you do in your free time?"

Alexis: "I'm always on the computer and I hang out with friends."

She wants to work with animals.

Bud Lee says there's instant termination to anyone who smokes pot on the set. A little ironic coming from a longtime pot smoker like Bud, but that's Michael Raven's rule.

Michael: "I have no problem with pot smoking but it's a liability issue."

Raven quit smoking three months ago.

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Stop The Presses - Late Lunch With Joe Nobody, Joe Somebody, Joe Who Cares

I call Joe Nobody around noon. He's taking a dump but answers phone anyway.

Luke: "Hey bud."

Joe: "Hey bud! Let's pretend anyone is going to care about what we say."

Luke: "Cool. How's Mr. Whipple?"

Joe: "You read the boards way too much. I use imported toilet paper from Egypt, 200 thread count. I enjoy every silky wipe. AWE was a great show. Every show is great, don't ya know. Sponsor X had a great showing. What does that mean? Who knows? Joe Somebody and Joe Who Cares are eating fried dumplings. We ran out of Crisco and used Tibetan Olive Oil. I'm sure your readers will be fascinated.

"Cindy from GiggleSluts has nice teeth. Joe made the statement on a panel in front of 500 people that having teeth is good, m'kay. It was one of the highlights of the trade show. I guess that tells you how great the show really was.

"Joe Who Cares has signed his dog to a movie contract . They're making an autobiographical movie about Joe's dog on the Animal Planet Network. We're discussing some idiosyncratic stuff about Joe's dog. Joe's dog has a penchant for flying to Monte Carlo and placing six pieces of kibble on 12 RED. Everyone knows dogs shouldn't gamble. We met some people Saturday who like Joe's dog in the 5th race at Santa Anita, but not really, but kinda in one way but not another. They sound positive."

Spotlight On Speedlight University

Aly@python.com writes: I spoke to Steve [Jones] at the LA AWE about the rumour that he accepts traffic from paedophilic websites. He and Tanker (his marketing guru) both informed me that they have implemented software to prevent such things. You'd have to get the details on the software from him... If this is indeed the case and he is aggressively blocking traffic coming from such sites, he should be held up as an example of what all sponsors should be doing. It's vitally important that we attack the profitability of child pornography ourselves, as opposed to just letting a rather myopic government do so.

Warning About Adult Bouncer

Mutt writes on Oprano.com: AB has made its success from offering surfers and webmasters an ungodly amount of top notch movie content. I knew s--- was up the first time I discovered Adult Bouncer and checked out their webmaster program. They offer their webmasters over 2,000 full length videos produced by many different adult vid companies. I KNOW that up until Adult Legal began licensing out DVD's that none of the adult vid companies were licensing out their video libraries. Making matter worse for AB is that they not only are a movies only AVS, they also according to themselves, had the power to 'sub license' out these 2000 full length videos to participating AB webmasters. They also host pretty much all the movie content on their own servers. Check out almost any AB site and you will see ripped off movie content.

According to some people on GFY [Gof---yourself.com], they were fingered by some adult vid companies and the last time i looked at an AB site there are notices reading 'Due to changes in licensing agreements with our suppliers, some movies are no longer available' - TRANSLATION: WE GOT CAUGHT!

Now according to some people on GFY AB is now working with the adult video companies and have come to an agreement that a certain amount of each AB membership fee will be paid to the content providers as a royalty fee. BWAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHA........adult video people may be idiots but if you believe that bulls--- i gotta bridge in Brooklyn to sell ya.

To protect my ass legally i can't say whether they are still sticking it to the video producers. I'd love for them to produce licenses for 2,500 movie titles. I'd also like to see the part of those licenses where they were granted the ability to sub lease the movies to thier webmasters who are independent entities.

The cost of licensing 2,500 recent release adult videos, not only for yourself but to give it away as content to webmasters would easily be a couple of million dollars. I will buy a membership one of these days and go through the whole library. It's possible that they've made enough money over the last couple years that they've been able to buy their way out of trouble and are now legal. I will bet that they are still hosting plenty of websites with stolen content. All this company does is host movies, they know movies like the back of their hands, they know what's legal and what isn't. I have heard that DeluxePass.com is another AVS patterned after AB and they've got 2,000 movies as well. Nobody came to their defense though.

What I want to know is why AVNOnline and the magazine has never done anything investigative about this. Paul Fishbein's success is owed to the San Fernando Valley porn industry. How AVNOnline watches as the people who built AVN get ripped off year after year, making 10's if not 100's of millions of dollars for cockholsters without even saying 'BOO!' is beyond me.

Even better is BlacksonBlondes.com. How long has this guy been making huge bank on the work of others he's stolen from? Sure sure, i hear he is now legal too. That's why he has a 2257 notice that doesn't include one video company that produces interracial content. I have heard that they were nailed by a couple of companies for copyright theft and have settled with them in some way. But last time I checked there were still over 400 Dogfart scan series of interracial movies and not a hint of a license anywhere.

The idiot who posts on GFY as KMANROX jumped to the guy owns BOB's defense. He informed me that ALL the video companies know about BOB and he has an agreement with them as well, he does a HUGE business upselling movies for them. BWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.......go take a look inside BOB and see that scary upsell video store. There's a small link ....it reads to the effect 'If you want to buy a movie let me know e-mail webmaster@blacksonblondes.com'. hahahahha.......... i really do think it's sad how the LA porners have been abused. Most of it is their own stupidity. But that doesn't make stealing from them right.

Sarcastic-Bastards.com

Goddess writes: Hi there! I was reading your Oct 14 issue of PornRumors, and I noticed there was mention of my webmaster resource board in your first article. But, you spelled the domain name incorrectly. It's www.sarcastic-bastards.com.

Processing Issues

Idinternet writes on www.gof---yourself.com: I got a new business account a while back from Lloyds TSB, after closing one with the Bank of Scotland. The VISA card arrived Friday morning. Earlier today I successfully added the card to a PayPal account, placed some ads using Google keywords, and signed up for some small virtual hosting account for a project I'm working on. Felt like watching a bit of porn... so tried to join Adult Bouncer. iBill declined the card. No problem.

Go for the secondary processor. Card declined. Next best thing? Deluxe Pass. Went direct to their join page, to join via Paycom.net. Card declined. Sent to CCBill as secondary. Card declined. Then directed to an iBill page... card declined. This was getting pretty ridiculous, so I decided to try a site using Glo-bill to see if it would work. Tried Darren's site. Card declined.

I can think of no reason why this happened. UK isn't a "high risk" country. The account is brand new, a business account with a solid balance. The card is new. I've never had a VISA card before, only Switch and Solo cards, which were debit cards. I've never had a loan in the past, no owed money on my accounts and no outstanding payments (basically, I have no credit history). I have no idea why this happened, but the card was declined by iBill, CCbill, Globill and Paycom. Yet, it was accepted by Google, Paypal and a $5/month host.