Tuesday, December 28, 1999
Porner Of The Century
Curious in Modesto writes: Time Magazine has named Albert Einstein "Person of the Century". TV Guide has named Elvis Presley "Entertainer of the Century". Sports Illustrated has named Michael Jordan "Athlete of the Century". So jump on the band wagon already, who do you name as "Porner of the Century"?
Luke: And the winner is - John Holmes.
Todd writes: What about FEMALE PORNER OF THE CENTURY???? I'd say Seka, mainly because she has done porn from the 70's to the 90's. There are some other worthy ones too, such as Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Nina Hartley, Marilyn Chambers, & Jenna Jameson. Also a few longshots would be Traci Lords, Amber Lynn, & Erica Boyer (a personal favorite of mine!). Overall, I'd have to go with Seka though. As far as the men go, John Holmes is an excellent choice, But my vote goes to Ron Jeremy, mainly because he has been around since I knew what porn was, and I'm 35 years old, been watching porn since I was in High School. Another reason I think Ron Jeremy deserves the award is because he is more identifiable with the average guy, You know the type of guy who is a little overweight, hairy, not a pretty boy, in other words I think most porn fans could relate to Ron Jeremy easier than the other pretty boy types!
Goddess writes: I have never been able to understand where a guy is coming from when he makes statements such as "Todd" did on your site this morning : "You know the type of guy who is a little overweight, hairy, not a pretty boy, in other words I think most porn fans could relate to Ron Jeremy easier than the other pretty boy types!" What's with the double standard in this thinking?? Let's introduce a chick who's a "little overweight, hairy, not a pretty girl" and see if these same guys are still "relating!" I KNOW guys who look like Ron Jeremy, but that doesn't necessarily mean I want to see them naked:) Guys expect to see hot, sexy women with great bodies, and we women expect to see the same thing in the male talent. Unfortunately the porno actor gene pool has been peed in one too many times and I've given up all hope of ever seeing another John Leslie or anyone that even comes close.
Forgot to mention that if you're picking porn actors of the century, hands down winner HAS to be John Leslie. Nobody could touch him in his appeal to women and that includes John Holmes, who may have been the better known, but definitely NOT the sexiest of the two.
Sergio writes: About the Porner of the Century, John Holmes may be a legend but I go with John Leslie. His dick was average sized, but he was (is) an excellent actor, had a creative way of f---ing, at least for those Rocco-less times (his only lame f--- was one with Taija Rae, I don't even remember the movie), and now he's a f---ing good director. BTW... Purple Monkey Dishwasher magazine? What the f---?
Todd writes: Luke, Please tell Goddess that I was merely stating my opinion, and I did not mean to piss her off, and I believe she is true when she talks of a double standard in porn, But most porn is made by men, for men to watch, not women. I think if women were more involved in the Production of porn movies they would be much different than they are now. I realize everyone wants to see "their fantasy" type of characters up there on the screen, I was just simply trying to say that I thought Ron Jeremy should be the Male Porner of the Century, and I gave my opinions as to why I thought Ron Jeremy should be the Male POTC (Porner of the Century). I wasn't trying to say that he was the best-looking performer of the century, or that he was what I thought most women would seek in a lover. I'll probablly catch hell on this next statement too, but here goes, I think Ron Jeremy is well liked by most male fans because he sort of represents the male fans as a whole group, If you took all the male porn fans, put them in a blender, mixed them up, put them in a mold, TA DA!!! You'd come up with Ron Jeremy! Most male fans like him because he gets to "nail" beautiful, gorgeous, and sexy women who wouldn't give the time of day to most male fans, And everytime they see Ron giving it good to some starlet it's sort of like saying Yah! Nail that little bitch good!! GO RONNY!!! Now keep in mind I think Ron Jeremy has, or seems to have a likeable, funny, good-guy image, and he seems like the type of guy the average male porn fan could hang out with, unlike John Leslie, who seems more of an intellectual type of star who more than likely keeps to himself or a closer knit group of others more like himself. Now I may be completely and totally wrong on this, which wouldn't be the first, or last time that's happened. I'm simply stating an OPINION
Sunschulo writes: the porner of the century is peter north.cmon man the guy is a legend.ever since the poonies(a xxx classic) to his north pole series this guy has been cranking out some high quality smut.runners up are defenitely tom byron and sean micheals.as for pornee i gotta say shanna mccoullagh cmon man this woman is older than dirt.she was makin movies when i was being breast fed plus she is still makin them.runners up are christy canyon and heather hunter.this is coming from raul the smut king.
Ridley99 writes on RAME: I have been buying and renting porn for nearly 20 years. I have seen it all, from Seka to Jenna Jameson. ( gawd, i remember when Ron Jeremy was thin ). Just A year ago It seemed porn was doomed, That Aids and the threat of Aids would destroy Porn. Hopwever Porn did not die ,in fact it is back with a vengence. Here are some reasons why I believe 1999 was the greatest year in the history of Porn:
New Dicks. For about 10 years: 1985- 1995 it seemed there were only 11 actors doing X-rated videos. Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Peter North, Marc Wallice, Joey Silvera, Don Fernando, Tony Montana, Randy West, TT-boy and ( for some chocolate flavor ) Sean Michaels and Jake Steed. The girls came and went but these guys remained. After awhile I got sick of seeing them. I would spot a pretty girl on a box cover and consider buying the flick, but then I would see the cocks in it belonged to Marc Wallice and Randy West, and that would be the end of that. I can't tell you how many Teri Wiegal tapes I passed on because it featured the same old lame assed dick heads. But now a virtual " army " of new dicks has arrived on the scene. The old order has been overturned. Happy days are here again. All hail the California prison system. I guess thats why they call it a Penal system.
Pretty girls . Things were looking bleak for awhile. Mila and Plain girls with inflatable boobs and ,Tattoos were the rule. It was as though porn was recruiting its girls as well as its men from America's prisons. Aids had destroyed the talent pool. But in 1999 beautiful girls were the rule, and boy do they rule. ( drool ) Leading the way is Hustler's "Barely Legal, " sexy, creamy skinned Lolitas , with tight ,pink pussies, beautiful faces and bodies as sweet and natural as ripe peaches ( no Tatoos, no piercings,no fake tits ) The pretty girls were not limited to movies that could have been written by Nabakov, pretty faces were poping up everywhere. Led by the likes of Aspen Brock, Inari Vachs and Nicky Anderson.
3. Excellent direction and Camera Work: even in low budget production it seems most directors and camera-men have it down to a science. The Director of the Dr Fellatio series is particularly good. There is a real attention to camera angles and lighting. What a difference, even in the golden age of porn, many scenes featuring beautiful women were ruined by bad camera angles, looping. or centering on a guys face for about 20 seconds while he f---ed. One note, do not buy any video that has the words- Pool or Backyard in the title. This films usually suck. ( and not in a good way ) .
Thousands of Videos : what ever is your kink, you're sure to blink.. Vivid handles the crowd that likes stories , its ready for playboy TV movies would fit easily into the Golden age. Anabolic on the other hand, handles the nasty, f---in hardcore videos. Videos so nasty you feel like you have to wash your hands after handling them. Everything else is in the middle of the 2 extremes. Perverts with video-camera's ran wild. Girl were gang-banged to tears as well as soaked with buckets of cum. Big Black dicks stood tall, especially Lexington Steele who gets my vote as new-cummer of the year.
My Favorite moments of 1999
Aspen Brock sheds crockadile tears. With all 12 inches of Lexington Steele's dick buried in her ass, Aspen broke down on camera. Transforming Gang bang Audition # 3 from average gangbang tape to a look at the underbelly of Porn. Shanna McCullogh eats sperm. Shanna one of the sexier girls ever to grace the world of Porn got down and dirty in 1999. Eating lots of unborn Sperm in videos like " American Cocksucking Championship " and " I Swallow 1" and 2.
Inari Vachs. She looks like a high school cheerleader , pretty face and golden blonde hair, and a body that is the definition of " Hard Body ". Inari has made the drool spewing blow job her specialty. To watch her give a ' drool job' is to see an artist at work. Vachs, pronounced like Fox.
Barely Legal. If you want to see young ( legal ) girls engaged in sexual activity, you have many options ( on video ) but in reality there is only one choice. "Barely Legal" delivers on all accounts, unlike other videos where 22 year olds claim to be 18, these chicks are young and tender. There is one blonde girl ( i can't remember her name or the # of the tape ) who is so sexy its beyond human comprehension. She brings her Stepdad his lunch and he takes her cookies for desert. She rides his dick then gives him a messy blowjob the dude is in heaven. And she is just one of the lovely lasses to appear in this tape.
American Bukkake. Any scene from any of the Bukkake videos is a hi-light. Why did it take so long. Thats my only question. The idea is so simple, 100 of the California prisons systems best, line up and hose down a beauty queen. To see these girls slimed is a near religious experience. To dream of some of the notorious cum dodgers of the past, tied to a chair and getting thier just deserts in a future Bukkake , is the only thing that keeps me going in this cold hearted world. If this is 1999 . Bring on f---in 2000
Emmet Smith writes: Dear Luke, I have only been watching porn for 3 years (I am 20now), and Riddely amazingly recapitualed my entire view of porn from the mid 80s until now! But he left out few. These are 11 things I hate about porn. The other 2 are just question I would like for you to answer when get the chance (4,5)
1. I hate it when beautiful porn acrtess get a tatoo or more on their incredible body! I have never see any porn actress from other countries such as Europe or USSR(well only a few but not as bad as an American). What makes it worse is when they get a big one and add more to it!
2. I hate it when they get body piercing! Especially the on the Labia and the tongue. I am so happy that India had the horrible piece removed her lip. In my opinion it looks horrible. I still cannnot see why they enjoy punction wholes in their body and filling it with ink. That also goes for Cherry Mirage and Zarah Lee. They are so attractive but that little bit can turn me off as well as others.
3. I hate those films that only performs fellatios. Especially those like American Bukkake! I expect to see pumping action in those videos. If they want to stress on fellatio then do it but at least have a few pumping scenes. Besides watching all those do one woman makes me lose interest in her and I know I not the only one who feels that way. Four and five do not relate but I had to ask.
4. One of WWF's wrestlers, Godfather, parades around the ring with harlots and proclaims himself as a pimp. I think this a good start for porn actresses to be in mainstream around the country.
5. I am not trying to attack Tom Byron, but is it me, or does it look like his penus is a different color around his region? A portion of it is pink and the other looks somewhat like...dead skin. Was he injured?
6. Why is it it seems like every porn movie I pick up that has anal sex, I always see Vince Voyeur and/or Mark Davis! Every time and all time! Those guys are good but I am tired of seeing them!
7. This is is what I hate this porn, especially in the companies of Anabolic and Extreme...with a passion!! Why must the women lick the guys ass in porn!!!! That crap is gay and it makes me want to puke! Are these women getting a lot of money to do that? For men who are heterosexual like me, we find it repulsive.
8. Feet. Less repulsive then the male ass licking, but still is gross. All I want to see is the woman having sex is that to hard to ask? I do not see how a guy can get off from having is penus f---ed by a lady's feet. And when they suck it and when they shove it in a girls ass. But since it only lasts for a short time and the rest of the scene is to good that the renter or buyer will get the tape anyway. That is probably why they still do the ass licking and feet thing.
9. I hate dildos, especially in the years of 96-98. Elegant Angel was notorius for running their dildos scenes extra long. In Filthy Attiudes 2, I comtemplated on whether or not I should get my money back but Jessica Darlin and Inari Vachs were hot to for me do that even though each actress spent 10 or 13min playing with a dildo. Instead of using a real dick.
10. Why do beautiful women would get her head shaved for porno is beyond me.Especially Candy Apples. I think she did that on "Punk Ass". She looked horrible for a whole year. Another lady did that on Rocco Siffredi's "Animal Trainer". Which leads to another hate issue...
11. Surprise. Don't you hate it when you buy or rent or porno and the box said or showed nothing about a bald woman, a 600lb woman, pure lesbian scenes, just a blow job scence, A man dressed as a woman while screwing another woman, and my personal favorite; having a woman put on a strap-on so she can f--- the guy. If I could sue for these surprises... I would. In a heart beat. The crap can make a man go stirile.
12. Porn is too expensive. Forty dollars a film! Why not $20?
13. If it is going to be expensive it should be at least 2 hours and 20minutes long. I remember paying for a 50 minute tape for $40!! To tell you the truth all Porno should be that long. Sometime they make a s---ty scence or 2 but at least you could have many others to watch.
Steve Neece replies: Ridley99 is a veritable cesspit of venomous frustrations . Does he secretly wish to have sex with thos elite prison alumni he so lovingly describes ? On the other hand, he seems to hate any attractive woman,especially those of sensitivity and intelligence and his fondest wish is that they be drowned in the venom of the aforementioned ex cons . I would cringe to think of the fates of Annette Haven or Kay Parker at his hands . He is probably a closet homosexual ie. his complaints of lack of diversity in male talent(does he really rent them for the men or the women ? ) in the recent past and his joy in the flood of new male talent from ( he guesses) the California prison system . I wonder if he has ever had sex he didn't purchase ?
Knight Forges HIV Test
XXX writes: "A new guy named Michael Knight, real name Michael Palumbo, forged his 2nd HIV test. He worked on a Jim Powers' shoot with another guy and Gina Ryder. Supposedly the guy he worked w/ knew about it and so did Sharon Mitchell. Later, YYY hired Michael Knight for a shoot until YYY found out that Michael had forged his HIV test, and then YYY cancelled him. Knight called and cursed YYY out and said his Mafia buddies would shut down this whole industry. Knight said that nobody can kick him out of this industry.
"YYY called AIM about it and one of the girls said Sharon knew already. His friend told her and that she had a TALK w/ him already. AIM continues to let him test there and he's HIV negative. Still, what if he wasnt? And I also know he keeps calling people for Viagra.
"So he not only has a limp dick but he is a danger to our industry and thinks it is a joke. i told him the guys in this buss. have been around 4 a long time because they have respect 4 our buss. and they will not be to happy to hear that a new guy w/ an attitude thinks he can come in a do whatever he wants. and the girls that he works with will not appreciate it either."
Luke: I hope that this isn't the gay Michael Knight, of michaelknight.net?
Luke's mom sends her son a Happy New Year's card with this greeting: "May a millennial winter descend so that all porn stars have to wear clothes. May all porn commentators have their paws and lips froz. May they change jobs so their mothers can be proud about them."
Chaim: If you were really a Jewish son, you would feel your mother's shame and leave this business pronto. Heartbreaking!
BrandyAlx1: Your mom sounds like mine. "Now that you know what you're capable of, maybe you can channel it into something a bit more respectable." (When I told her about my best director nomination for Cheeks 5: Cop A Feel)
Porner Sarah Berkowitz writes: "Seriously, it's not funny! You're as bad and immoral as these icky people because of the shame you brought your parents! I think it's time to hang it up. You're a much better person than this.
"I have solemnly swore to only do business when necessary and to spend the rest of my hours at CES reading and catching up on the Payperview movies I missed in the theater. Just the thought of being around them is starting to give me the shakes."
Sergio writes: "Chaim Ama-luke. Dude, can you stop this Chaim Amalek joke? Amalek = Lek = Luke. Everyone with half a brain should have figured that by now."
Chaim replies: Jeesh, people are DUMB! First that Mossad guy, now some goy. Not that it changes anything, but I will literally SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU JOPS and GOYS: Amalek = AmLuke = Amalek = Duhhh! Of course there is no one named "Chaim Amalek". Think about it - have any of you ever spoken with or heard of this Chaim Amalek, outside of this web site? Has he ever appeared on PST, or at a porn convention, or even at a Star Trek show? And why does he get so much web space here, anyway? Ever notice that Mr. Amluke contributes more original material to this web site than Luke F-rd? Chaim exists only to say what Luke thinks, but is too discrete to say. For example, Mack Bilbo is fat. Mel Karmazeen and Howard Stein are the enemies of all mankind. And you, dear viewers, would each send me $10 every month that you check out this web site, if you had any decency.
[As for the Mossad agent} Well, once I said my hellos and we exchanged initial emails, he never answered back. I did, however, tell him that YOU were a good story, especially concerning your quest to find a fertile jewess who will love you for something beyond your millions.
Luke, I sense the masses are tired of Chaim AmalekAmulakIAml-keford. Actually, I never go the sense that anyone ever read the stuff I wrote anyway. And it is tough to maintain an interest in an industry of this sort that has no exposure on the east coast. Imagine if you did not live in LA, and never got to meet any of the fascinating people you write about, let alone get the occasional blow job from one of them - for how long could you maintain any interest in the stuff? I mean, as interesting as the correspondence between Brandy/Whatsername is, one can take only so much of it. Ditto the rumors of ****** having sex on video with a team of bears from the Moscow Circus. Perhaps I need to contemplate retiring once again from the business. As do you! I really was touched by your mother's plaintive holiday wishes to you, as any true Jewish son would be. Don't you want your family to be proud of their son/brother/uncle/cousin?(Not to touch a nerve, but do you ever speak to your father?)
Luke: Yes I talk to my father.
Earl Slate Almost Dies Of Heroin Overdose
I hear that male performer Earl Slate almost died of a heroin overdose last Tuesday, December 21. "He died and they brought him back to life," says a source. "He's now out of the hospital.
"Two paramedic teams came in and the second one got him out of it," says XXX. "They didn't know if he was gonna make it but he pulled through, thank god. It changed him alot. I don't think he will be using for a long while."
Earl Slate says that this report is nonsense. He is fine and riding his motorcycle and enjoying the holidays.
A couple of porn stars died from drugs last year. Male performer JD Ram died of a heroin overdose last year and ex-porn star Trinity Loren also passed away from something drug related.
Phyllisha Anne Surgery
Porn star Phyllisha Anne goes in for her first boob job Tuesday.
LT writes to Phyllisha Anne: Phylissha Anne, you don't need a surgeon, you need a lawyer and a new agent. As others have pointed out, your contract wouldn't hold up in court at all. First, no one can require someone to alter their body surgically in a contract. It's been done, but it isn't legal. If you *TRULY* don't want to get a boob job...DON'T. Make some calls to some *real* lawyers.
By real I mean no one with any connection to the porn biz. As much as I dislike them, even call the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union) in L.A. and tell them your story. It wouldn't surprise me in the least they'd take your case for free. This is the kind of case any decent lawyer would be willing to take free of charge. Call around and I guarantee you'll find a good one. It's unconstitutional to require someone to alter their body in a contract. And the mere fact that he is threatening to withhold work from you or make no effort to get you dates means he's violated the contract on his end and any half-witted lawyer could easily win on those grounds alone. It's an open and shut case. The fact that you've worked in the adult industry for as long as you have and have danced and done videos that long *without* implants supports your case all the more.
And why the Hell do you have to go "just to a C."...ever think of that?. Why bother at all?. Now, as far as the esteemed Dr. Fisher. He's a quack. You're talking about a guy who went on TV and insisted he'd continue using silicone gel implants in defiance of the ban because "he didn't believe they were unsafe". Well, sorry Docktor Fisher, but it's the law. If he's willing to ignore that law/rule, what other laws, rules and ethics will he ignore?. I know he's stuffed larger implants into women than they've requested because "he doesn't want women coming back over and over saying they aren't big enough". These remarks in quotes aren't heresay, these are direct quotes pertinent to Dr. Fisher. So think about it Phylissha Anne. You might end up with a DD/EE or you might wind up with silicone gel implants, just because Dr. Fisher decides it.
And BTW, that study that said silicone implants are safe...the panel was only using research done *BY* the implant manufacturers. And they still are illegal to use. Except Dr. Fisher seems to have worked around that (he also got into trouble once for using them after the ban went into effect. It's about time for it to happen again). The only possible good if you get implants would be if you honestly do get his balls.
Now, if you make the tragic mistake of going along with this crap and getting implants, you have to not allow yourself to be talked into believing they look good. I'm sure there will be plenty of folks tell you how great they are. That's all part of it too. Look around Phylissha Anne, so many of those bad boob jobs you see were because of the same reasons. A contract. An illegal contract. That and a lot of manipulation and BS being told about how they couldn't get dance bookings or cast for videos or how they'd get more if only they had implants. How about you having the guts to be the first woman in this biz to stand up and say no?. It's happened to so many of the women around you. The exact same thing. They didn't make any calls, went along with it and look at them now!. Not only would you be helping yourself, you'd be helping the next woman in the adult biz that gets the same BS. Stand up for yourself and your rights.
Also, I liked the comment someone else made about breaking the contract...that's true, there's so much "flaking" in porn, it's far past time the women "flake" on something illegal to begin with...coerced boob jobs. Get a new agent (though I wouldn't recommend the one who couldn't name a natural girl he represented, instead opting for a list of "star" overstuffed saline queens) and make some calls. Or simply don't go the doctor on Tuesday. It's that simple. Any fees you've already paid (consultation/reservation) for the doctor you can get back by using a lawyer.
John writes Phyllisha: STOP! Why bother? A profile added on Luke's site, and a top 5 in a 'Hottest Porn Star Poll' on his site, all earned with that great natural body...Why?
Luke interviewed Marty Foyer (XoticAgent@aol.com) Tuesday morning. He writes: Luke... It was nice speaking with you today... why would a man be embarrassed by his profession... is charley frey a wanna be mortage broker, agent or porn star...for one, who cares...on the other hand why not just be proud of what you do... actually, some of my up-bringing was about if you have nothing nice to say....don't say it.
In his national radio show, Dennis Prager dissed Time's selection of Albert Einstein as the man of the Century. Prager says Time's Walter Isaacson, a Rhodes Scholar who attended Harvard, made the safe choice. He chose brains.
In his third hour, Prager talked about Elizabeth Hurley's selection as babe of the Century. Her boyfriend (Hugh Grant who Prager would not name so as to not gossip) was arrested a few years while being orally serviced by a streetwalker on Sunset Blvd. Prager said that if the boyfriend of the babe of the century sought sexual variety, then that largely explains men in general. They will instinctively seek release anywhere and anytime, no matter how beautiful and sexual their partner.
Prager is writing a book on male sexuality. P says men are insatiable for variety of sexual partners. Prager says a proof for his thesis is gay men and lesbian women. Gay men typically have 500 sex partners over a lifetime while an average lesbian will only have a dozen.
Two women called up and said the Liz Hurley - Hugh Grant thing showed that Liz may not have been into oral sex or sex in general. Prager felt morally uncomfortable with this direction of the conversation as it was too gossipy.
Hottest Porn Chicks
Emmett Smith writes: Luke keep in mind that these beautiful women on this lists are those that I have been watching for 3 years and are still in porn. In my opinion, they are the hottest women of porn today who should recieve an AVN award or been had! Some may already have one, but many do not. The rest of the 22 names will be given later on this week.
1. Inari Vachs: Takes huge Black Cocks up the ass a with lusty face.
2. Jaszmine (The Asian female on Please 1,2,and 3) Takes huge cocks from Rocco Siffreddi and Bobby Vital(herboygriend?) cock in the ass, and have her eyes wide open during a facial!
3. Bunny Luv: Cute little blonde who chokes herself on fellatios and tries find the biggest cock to fit in her ass
4. Marcella Jade: Has a lustful bitchy appearance that just says f--- me hard! Especially from men like Lexington Steele
5. Phillylisha Anne: A woman with cute small breast that only likes it in the ass. Her extra hot body will giver her work for another 10yrs.
6. Aspen Brock A hot newcomer who'll seem to anything for pleasure and money including a dog name Bruno! And continued to smile Even when Steele almost split her ass in half!
7. Andrea Lovejoy: A this newbie, dancer turned porn actress. Just like Aspen, takes the male heavy hitters of porn with a tearful smile.
8. Mocha/Chocolate (What lovely twins!) Mocha mainly does Caucasion men while Cholcolate black men. They don't like rough but their body and face and make Peter North go straight for good!
9. Aleksandra Nice The hot Poland woman with looks to good to be in porn, wreaks havok on any man cock, who try stuff her up the ass!
10. Cherry Mirage (Liked Stryc-9 better! Tom Byron is a jerk!) The girl next door with a bitchy attitude. This short army brat vaginal is more tighter then her anus. The perfect f--- toy!
11. TJ Hart: With the that savvy business woman look for the 90s, and her in love of anal sex will always bring hunger to my eyes.
12. Chandler: Red Head with a lusty look for sex and will never turn down cock, no matter what size it is.
13. Iroc: Same as above.
14. Monique (The Ex-Extreme Actress). With her hard sexy facial features and tight body (esp. the ass) and her passion for a hard pounding will take this starlet far in my book.
15. Jessica Darlin: She may take it slow and like to be silent during a sex scene, but with her small, tight body, that blonde hair , and that lusty desire to be anal queen could make a man drop dead before 25.
16. Cartier: This blonde perfect, meaty, woman ass is so tight she crush a cock like a vice.
17. Terri Starr: The Blonde beauty may not keen on black cock, but once she's on it, she becomes a mad woman.
18. Tiffany Mynx (Does she still do porn?) Her most stunning work is f---ing a woman's cerebellum to another reality. And when she f---s a guy all he'll want to do is marry her.
19. Deja Blew: Short, blonde, can take any cock with a lusty smile.
20. Mallicia: In all my short life I have never seen such a devestating f--- me face as hers. What's more shocking is she f---s as hard and perfect as her body.
21. Cherry Lee: She me dodge semen but she will take any cock in her ass and turn it into mush.
22. Obssession: Finding Afro-American women who enjoy cum is rare. This hard f---ing beautiful woman puts out her best in any video. And will try any big cock that gets in ass way.
23. Szilvia Stena (True red head Anabolic starlet) This European barely speaks any English but with her f----me face and that hot ass... She makes the perfect wife.
24. Julie Meadows: This blonde Asian tyrant loves it up the ass and does not discriminate on color or dick size. What is more amazing is that she loves every minute of it.
25. Cort Knee: She has a killer f----me face, a tight ass, and vagina that can cause any man to ram the s--- out of her... which they do and she enjoys it.
26. Shelbee Myne: Her killer looks, brains, and that f--- hard attitude makes me cry that porno is not mainstream in movies.
27. Jill Kelly: This woman put her heart and soul when she f---s!
28. Charlese LaMour: With that cheeleader look, that hot body, that ass makes man penus turn to titanium, she should make her on series. (with the lawsuit of with Charlie Sheen, she just might!)
29. Jewel Vermount: This meaty blonde with the tight ass could kill a with her beauty in seconds.
30. Kasorn Swan: Lexington broke her way into the Asian movement this year and me almost destroyed her vagina in the process. This hot Asian has that face and body that just want to screw every day of the hour. What do you readers think? Do you agree or not?
Donedone@aol.com writes: Appreciate the work Emmet put into his list on the hottest chicks in porn... Have to agree with most of the ladies on the list. Vachs cleasly is one of the hottest woman working today. She is always on point in her work. Also was happy to see Julie Meadows, Tiffany Mynx, and of course Obsession on the list. I am a big fan of Obsession as I nominated her for performer of the year on your site earlier in the year. Jill Kelly might be rated a bit low. She is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in porn. Also Kobe Tai should be on there based on looks. Two other asian girls not on the list but deserving are Leanni Lei, and of course the gorgeous Charmaine Star. Star is to me one of the best in porn today.
In Defense of Vivid, VCA & Wicked
Nice Jewish Girl writes: Dear Luke: After hanging out with you over the net and learning so much about the pornography business, I feel I must comment on several things. I don't understand your obsession with Vivid/VCA/Wicked as being the "bad guys" of porn. I don't agree with you. It seems that women who are able to work for the big three are the safest. They get contracts. They do not have to do too many sexual acrobatics and circus acts, and health wise the big three are most likely the most "safe" as well and take the most precautions. I also think the women who are the performers/talent of those companies probably make the most money than any other women in the industry, so they are probably taken care of monetarily the best.
So, I want to say, what is your problem Luke? It seems that if one is to pursue a career in this business you would be better of with those guys, the big three. Outside of the big three you get a lot more extreme sex acts. You are so condemnatory and you go after them the most, when the other companies seem to endanger women's lives a lot more. I know the men of RAME will not agree, and many of your readers, but so what. If you really care about women you should be going after the more extreme people, like Max Hardcore, et al, and exposing them for what really happens to women who work for them (i.e, there are tons of rumors about MH putting women into the hospital!). So why don't you investigate that?
Luke: I have investigated Max and written about him sending several women to the hospital. I agree that if I were a woman in porn, Vivid, VCA or Wicked would be where I'd want to go.
Gangbang Today
Eden Rae writes on RAME: Guys interested in participating in a gang bang next week (NO I am not the gang bangee) please email edenraeco@aol.com and put gang bang in the subject line. PCR-DNA HIV test required, no pay, and the event is condom only. Very cute girl though :)
Mad Jack writes: after responding to her email about next weeks gang-bang, i must say i like eden rae. I am also wondering why she didn't just say that the gang bang in question was fleshtones Sabrina johnson GB. it's not like we didn't all know it. to say Sabrina in a " very cute girl" is an understatment..Jack Hammer and I had planned on hanging around for the two days just for fun and I was planning on going until i learned that only a few guys, hand picked by Jim South of course, were getting the $100.00 a day that talent was promised...this brings me to my conversation with a VERY RUDE phone answerer [Chaz?] (not enough savvy to call a receptionist) at South's office...all i can say is WHAT A BITCH. I was told that she's an x-porngirl who's doing the occasional scene these days..Well sweetheart, if your your looks are anything like your attitude, i can see why your not in front of the camera anymore...I just tried to ask a simple statement and was screamed at. f--- THAT!!! I guess it's okay to employ the mentally deranged when you have a lock on the business, right Jim?? This is why I NEVER use this agency, and NEVER will. Good luck Fleshtone.
Cicero writes: Ok, but how much do you propose to pay me in exchange for so endangering my health? Is there a sliding scale, with the last man paid more than the first, in recognition of the still greater risks that he must run? Seriously, this genre prompts four questions:
1. Why do the women do it? And please don't wuss out by answering "money". We are not talking about Goldman-Sachs bonus checks here. The marginal pay for the last x copulations has got to be miniscule, especially relative to the risks. Don't most whores make more money in a day anyway than by doing this?
2. What sort of man wants to participate in this sort of thing? I honestly can think of few things less erotic. I would much rather have a root canal. Perhaps the more curious among you (producers) could do a documentary on the Men of Gangbangs.
3. Approximately how big is the audience for such videos? Is there real money to be made in it, or are they made just for shock value?
4. There have been enough such videos made that the following question can be asked - has any epidemiologist done a longitudinal study of the participants to test the efficacy of the safety measures employed?
Obviously, PCR-DNA testing is required, even with condoms, because the producers fear the spread of HIV (and the legal ramifications of such contagion), and understand that condoms alone are not fool-proof. But let's face it, there are other very serious diseases out there that are rapidly spreading, diseases for which the HIV PCR-DNA test is meaningless. For example, is it not likely that the pool of men you manage to collect for this shoot is at least as likely to include a member who is infected with one or more strains of Hepatitis C (which often causes liver failure) as it is to initially present a man who has HIV? Do you plan to test all of these men for the various strains of hepatitis? (And yes, these tests are pretty costly. Profits before people?)
And what about the extremely contagious human papiloma viruses that many of these men likely carry - how will you protect the "cute" girl whom they will all have sexual contact with from the ravages of being exposed, in one day, to possibly dozens of different strains of this and other families of viruses? (HPV, as you probably know, has been implicated in the genesis of cervical and other cancers.)
Eden, what you are helping to do is construct a disease pool that is the confluence of what, several hundred (what constitutes a gang bang these days?) individual disease pools, thereby amplifying by many orders of magnitude the viral/bacteriological/fungal/prion/other load that all concerned (but especially the girl) will be exposed to. It is not at all a reach to see that this will lead to the transmission of a pathogen that will bring much misery to someone involved. And to what end?
I understand that you are educated (though to be honest, most of what I know about you comes from the Luke F-rd web site), and that you appreciate the importance of good health through the very painful personal experience of having lost it. So why are you helping set this up? You cannot be that hard up for money, not in today's economy. (Hell, if Luke F-rd can support himself with his web site, and if you are half as intelligent as you purport to be, then clearly you do not need to do this for the money.) Do you see it as a form of anarchic sexual Dadaism, worthy of your participation on aesthetic grounds, the health of others be damned? Or are you simply being forced to do this by the men in your life?
Eden Rae writes on RAME: I think the main appeal for these events is for guys who have always had the 'I want to be in a porno' fantasy. That and for guys who are really into gangbang scenes, and so would be interested in being in one. I personally dont produce or direct these things, but everyone has their kink, and thats cool. As long as its all between consenting adults, and its done as safe as possible, whats the harm?
Lenscap1 writes: You'd be surprised how many idoits would fly cross country, at their own expense, just to screw some woman and give her a facial...most men think with their dicks and not their brains.
Ultradamno writes: When was the last time you saw a gangbang tape, Tommy? Working for gratis is almost certainly a major career advancement for the usual assortment of parolees frequently seen loitering around as they masturbate like spider monkeys until their turn to hump the, ahem, belle of the ball, so to speak, for twenty seconds finally arrives in every, single example of this sub-genre ever made. Personally, I'm always relieved when the tape ends and I realize that the feature's romantic male leads };~ have managed to resist the urge to throw their feces at one another. They should start giving out AVN awards for that kind of heroic restraint, now that I think of it.
Chaim Amalek writes Luke: How do you reconcile the concerned, health conscious putative polymath Eden Rae (to judge from her web site), aware of the threat posed by Hepatitis, with the Eden Rae now trying to drum up some takers for a gang bang? Do you think someone is blackmailing her into doing this? Who? And with what?
I note that one Eden Rae is looking for men to participate in a mass ejaculation, er, gang bang. Are you gonna sign up? Seriously, you should (if possible), go there with a crew of your own (the crew should include people of color and lesbians) and do a documentary on the MEN who agree to participate in this sort of thing. Much has been said about the women who are paid to participate (I saw a film about some asian chick from Singapore who did this; it was shown at a fairly serious venue in NYC), but what about the poor shmucks who make it all possible, and never even get paid? What animates them - desperation? sexual frustration? or is it merely insufficient funds with which to buy the services of a woman of their own for an evening? Do they have criminal records? What is their socio-economic status? Racial composition? Religion? Any strong political views (ask them all about that)? Has any gang bang participant ever leveraged the experience to a high-paying job, or become politically prominent? Are these guys on drugs when they participate?
Luke, there is no reason why you cannot turn this into a documentary of "the other side"; a study of human alienation as intense as the movie "Taxi Driver" was. Who knows, there might even be an Oscar nomination in it for you!
Goddess writes: Regarding gangbangs--I feel sorry for the poor schulp who has to wear the plastic gloves and wipe away the offensively, gross cum. (Does editing cost so much that they can't delete this idiotic scene?) Why not just hose the chick down with Lysol between cum shots?
American Bukkake Qualifies For United Way Contributions
Vegas Vic writes: Hey Luke, I understand that in the very near future, people who contribute to the United Way will have another option for their funds to be utilized: "American Bukkake male performer. For a mere $2.00 per pay period, you can furnish a homeless, indigent, unemployed male with 26 hot meals per year. Your bi-weekly contribution will pay for their performances in the much heralded American Bukkake series.
Chaim Amalek writes: I see that Jewish-controlled Time Warner has selected the Jew Albert Einstein as Man of the Century. Was the fix in at Time to pick a jew? I mean, what is so great about providing humanity with the theoretical basis for atomic weapons? Seriously, they might as well have chosen German-Jewish chemist Fritz Haber instead, as his key contributions (especially the Haber-Bosch process for fixing nitrogen from air, which enabled Imperial Germany to stay in World War I long after she would otherwise have been compelled to sue for peace, saving the world much grief) had far more impact on the 20th century than have atomic weapons (thank God).
Finally, please ask all porn actresses and porners to pick the most significant:
1. invention;
2. event;
3. world leader; and
4. social development of the current century (easy), AND of the current millenium.
My century picks are: 1 - the transistor, especially the field-effect version developed by Shockley; 2 - World War I; 3 - German Kaiser Wilhelm II, for being a cosmic f----up who s---ted all over the century; and 4 - birth control for women. (Millenial picks are much tougher for me - the only one I feel comfortable about is the development of movable type by Guttenberg as the most important invention.)
Luke: The most significant porn films of the millenium are:
1) Deep Throat, 1972. Brought porn into pop culture.
2. Adventures of Buttman, 1989. Invented gonzo.
3. New Wave Hookers, 1984.
Brandy Alexandre writes: Finally, please ask all porn actresses and porners to pick the most significant:
1. invention; Electricity (which wasn't exactly invented, but harnessed and manipulated).
2. event; WWI = Not only a significant war in and of itself, but also responsible from spreading the influenza of 1918 through the troops returning home that eventually killed 20 million people. Nothing to sneeze at (pardon the pun). If not that, I would say the invention of the silicon chip, but then theoretically that would go under inventions. Yet, without electricity the invention of the chip would mean nothing. (big wink).
3. world leader; and If we're going for the whole millennium, perhaps that would be Queen Isabella for funding Christopher Columbus' trek, which in turn resulted in the discovery of America (actually already inhabited, but you know how history works), and so on, so that I could have my special place to put my computer to answer these questions. Okay, so perhaps Hilter, and don't flame me. He is responsible for a great deal of suffering, granted. However, through the ensuing events the world was drawn closer together and Israel arose from the ashes. That's not a bad thing.
4. social development of the current century (easy), AND of the current millennium. That's not really as easy as you may think. Along with sexual freedoms have arisen sexual limitations and inhibitions. One of the original great social developments could be considered the development of penicillin to cure all ills. Unfortunately, our proclivity for sex and deviancies have create new and improved bugs on which that has no effect. I guess I'm looking for a definition of "social." Do condoms counts? Or does that throw me back into significant inventions again? Perhaps The Pill is the greatest social development of the century and the millennium. But the fact that it took from the dawn of mankind until late in the 1800s for the world population to reach 1 billion, and then only 72 more years to reach 2 billion, all the methods of birth control combined appear to be rather insignificant.
Was I supposed to get this deep?
Goddess writes: Lukey baby, the invention of the century is the electric vibrator--have outlet, will travel.
Fred Flintstone writes: Just for the record, the most important inventions/events/advances of the millennium are as follows:
1. Isaac Newton/the age of reason and experimentation. Aside from inventing calculus and discovering the laws of mechanics (classical physics), Newton popularized the notion that the universe is governed by certain basic laws that can be ascertained through logic, experiment and the scientific method. This is the single greatest advance in human history. Newton's ideas influenced absolutely everything else. Locke came along and decided that economics and politics were perfectly subject to Newton's analytical process. Bacon published highly influential tomes on reason and science. Thomas Jefferson thought that Newton, Bacon and Locke were the 3 greatest men in history. Also, when Benjamin Franklin was a young man and traveling in England, he sought out an audience with Newton. If you attend any respectable college anywhere on the planet, at least three semesters will be taken up with Newton's contributions: first semester physics and first and second semesters calculus. BTW, the age of reason also helped to put religion in its place.
2. Constitutional democracy. Let's face it. In 1776, virtually the entire world was run by kings and emperors. 13 miserable colonies on the Atlantic seaboard established rule by democracy. A mere 2 centuries later, democracies rule most of the world. Doubtless, at the end of the next century, the entire world will be ruled by democracies, and places like Nazi Germany, Communist Russia, Cuba, North Korea, and the Chinese Communists will just be a bad memory. BTW, if you read the Federalist Papers (by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison and John Jay), you will discover that the authors of the Constitution treated politics the way Newton treated mechanics. There are certain basic laws that govern the politics of mankind, and by properly analyzing that great laboratory notebook which is history, one can ascertain what those laws are. I would recommend that everyone in America (and every other place) should read the Federalist Papers. (Not as influential or important as Newton's Principia--the most important book ever written--but close.)
3. The printing press.
4. The atomic bomb. Let's face it--this ups the ante for everyone, and forever changes the way world powers deal with each other. It is why the cold war was cold.
Regarding the Man of the century, I would list the following. 1. Either Lenin or Stalin. (Hitler was just a flash in the pan. Lenin and/or Stalin set in motion the major drama and conflict that occupied the bulk of this century.
2. Chiam Amelek's (Luke F-rd's) critique of the selection of Einstein is incorrect. Einstein was not selected for inventing the atomic bomb. Indeed, Einstein's role in that endeavor was minimal at best. The real players were Robert Oppenheimer and Gen. Leslie Groves. Einstein's contribution was to shatter the way humankind perceives what it used to think were absolutes. Prior to Einstein, mass, time and space were considered to be absolute quantities. Something has a mass and a size. Time passes at a certain rate. Einstein shattered this notion. It wasn't a bad choice, but it wouldn't have been mine.
BTW, the notion that Time selected Einstein because he was Jewish is ridiculous. Come on, Luke. What is this hard-on you have for the position of Jews in America? Doesn't it strike you as a bit deranged.
3. Time also liked FDR. I'm not impressed. The man who really stood up to fascism was Churchill, the single greatest war time leader in the history of English speaking peoples.
4. Chiam Amelek suggested Shockley as the man of the century. There are a few problems with this Amelek's reasoning. First of all, I believe Shockley invented the bipolar junction transistor. I don't think he invented the field effect transistor. (It is the FET that drives modern electronics--not the bipolar transistor.) Second, Shockley cannot be given credit--he had two coinventors (who also won the Nobel price in physics). Third, Shockley tried to turn his invention into a company and an industry. Shockley was such a complete jerk that his eight lieutenants (the so-called traitorous 8 in silicon valley lore--Gordon Moore, Andy Grove, Bob Noyce, and a few others) quit and formed Fairchild Semiconductor. (Noyce later invented the integrated circuit. Moore, Noyce and Grove later quit Fairchild and formed Intel.) Fourth, Shockley completely discredited himself with his racist theories. Nonetheless, I would agree that Shockley, Brittain and Bardeen together might be reasonable selections of "men of the century."
Interestingly enough, I think Brittain was once asked about whether he had any regrets about inventing the transistor. He regretted its use in electric guitars. He thought rock and roll was completely obnoxious.
BA mentions the invention of the birth control pill as a major event. I went to a lecture given by the guy who invented the birth control pill. He was a bit of an egomaniac and a nut. He blathered on and on about how he made the woman's movement and the sexual revolution a practical possibility. While I think he was a nut, he might have a point. And he might be a worthwhile choice for man of the century.
Other possibilities: Oppenheimer & Groves for inventing the atomic bomb.
Hitler for f---ing up an entire continent.
John Holmes for having a large schlong.
Luke F-rd for exposing the evils of pornography, while simultaneously jerking off in the back room.
Truman, for engaging in the single greatest act of wise statesmanship in human history--the rebuilding of Europe (under the administration of General Marshall, who was later awarded the Nobel peace prize) and Europe (under General MacArthur, also a nut but a pretty good general). No single conquering power in all of human history had the decency or the wisdom to rebuild the vanquished.
Other great inventions of this century:
1. the whoppee cushion
2. the dribble glass
3. the television commercial
Chaim Amalek writes: Not to quibble, but while Fred Flintstone is quite right that Shockley was no man of the century, I was nominating his invention of the Field Effect Transistor (FET), which he first proposed in the 1950's, and which is the basis of the chip, as invention of the century. Also, in being such an ass of a manager, Shockley unintentionally spread about the seed talent that helped lead to American preeminence in high technology. (What if all those bright folks had stayed at the telephone company?) I feel the need to make this correction in view of all the adolescent males who no doubt look to this web site for their education on all manner of things.
And, not to beat a dead horse, I would again like to extoll the Haber-Bosch process as the chemical process of the century, as it permitted Germany to stay in WWI to everyone's regret for generations to come.
Finally, as to why I use this pseudonym - it is because it lets me say things that I want to say but which I, as porner Luke F-rd, would not be taken seriously saying. That is why I let "Chaim Amalek" expound endlessly on such disparate topics.
PS. Mack Bilbo, the hireling of hideous atheist porner Peter Gynt, is a fat dumb f--- who is the enemy of free expression, not its champion. You who let him get away with intimidating today will find yourselves subject to such threats by him and by thugs like him tomorrow. That's just how life works.
PPS Well, no word from Mossad. I am really starting to worry about this. All that crap about him wanting to contact me because "Amalek" is a very Israeli name. Yeah, right. I'll bet some Shas agents were behind that.
You know, I have been spending too much time working at this web site. Perhaps I should spend some time catering to the homeless of Santa Monica, who must make do without VCRs and TVs with which to watch the porn I write about. Perhaps I should invite some of them home with me, to enjoy the finer things of life, such as making calls to the pornets I know with whom I am on speaking terms. I am sure that you will agree.
Annabel Chong Controversy
Ocvik writes on RAME: Can anyone confirm whether gang-bang oriental Annabelle Chong has had sex with animals - as stated at Luke F-rd's site (in his feature about gangbangs he quotes her as saying she has had sex with dogs). Is this true or is this Luke F-rd abusing another starlet?
>When did Luke abuse a pornstar?
Dan Bongard replies: A better question is "when didn't he". Invading people's privacy and spreading unsubstantiated harmful rumors about them are pretty damned abusive in my book.
Mark writes: When you enter porn or any other field of entertainment you knowingly sacrifice a certain amount of your privacy, and the U.S. Supreme Court has so held in the landmark New York Times celebrity case many years ago. You become a public person, as it were. As for unsubstantiated rumors. Luke is hardly as reckless as say, Matt Drudge, or any number of network types reporting the "leaks" of "unidentified high level sources."
But not to damn with faint praise, old timers like Walter Winchell and Hedda Hopper did much worse while doing pretty much the same thing in then mainstream Hollywood. They enjoyed long, successful careers reporting the latest gossip. Frankly, I love the gossip of the porn stars, and appreciate Luke for being the guy who came up with the idea of putting it right out in front for all to see. Invading privacy? I don't think so. As the old adage goes: "I don't care what you say about me in the papers, just as long as you spell my name right!" Porn stars' success depends on publicity to a great extent and Luke is the best at providing them a forum. Abuse is a pretty strong word, and this judge finds Mr. Ford "Not Guilty" and will continue to enjoy his marathon, meaningless conversations with Kendra Jade or Hillary Clinton. "That's the way it is, December 23, 1999, and goodnight."
Mark
In Post Scriptum: I f---ing LOVE Anabel Chong. Think she's cute as hell and adore her attitude and nerve in the face of the hypocrites
Ultradamno writes: Actually, Ford makes Drudge look like Walter Cronkite when published stories found to be fradulent and/or unsubstantiated stories presented as established fact are the criteria of comparison. I suggest you do a Deja search on your man Luke, but be careful, you might just get crushed under the weight of factual gaffes that he's been taken to task over in this group.
So what?, another old timer I could name, William R. Hearst, used his newspapers to start his own personal war, which would be another reference, not unlike your own to those lovably quaint fecalphiliacs Hopper and Winchell, that doesn't help rehabilitate Luke F-rd's reputation one iota. There are similarities, however, they all four published damaging, vicious lies without regard to their consequences and all three trafficked in reactionary moral histrionics in the presentation of those aforementioned fabrications.
What a pornstar's success mostly depends on, in my estimation, is how well the man who wields the airbrush makes them look on the boxcover which, if his job is well executed, will catch the eye of a consumer who will rent the tape and, in most instances, will never bother to learn that girl's name. I suspect the words of Luke F-rd will never reach most porn consumers. Which makes him rather poor at providing them with a forum for reaching those consumers, in fact, he would fall far below the proprietor of your local titty bar at providing such a service.
Hypocrites? You mean like people who decry the porn industry using self-righteous language peppered with references to religious doctrines and slander it's performers as a matter of professional policy while simultaneously participating in the adult film industry itself? Would the ethical dissonance I'm percieving here fit your definition of hypocrisy?
Saving Private Fishbein
Luke: I'm starting a prayer vigil to bring AVN publisher Paul Fishbein to Christ. When someone is one with Christ, they can no longer promote pornography. Until Paul opens his cold Jewish heart to Jesus, I'm abstaining from sex.
BTW, does anyone know of web links to those new prayers by Southern Baptists to convert Jews?
Also fans, don't forget to Email Saint Luke your faith healing requests.
Fred Flintstone writes: The closest I could find on a Southern Baptist web page devoted to converting Jews is: http://www.imb.org/imb/news/story.cfm?id=409
You might want to check it out, and see if there is anything useful for steering Mr. Fishbein away from the dark side.
On another note, have you ever done a search on Dejanews for posts regarding Annabel Chong from soc.culture.singapore or soc.culture.asian.american? (Don't limit the search with respect to time if/when you do it.) It is utterly amazing how many posts there are on her from Singapore. I wonder whether this says anything profound about Asian culture, and in particular, Singapore culture. Query whether a woman from any other ethnic group would ever pull this much commentary from a news group. What do you suppose it is about Asians and Singaporeans that caused this much comment?
On another note, consider the following. If you look at an object of a certain color, say for example, blue, you and I will both agree that it is blue, but I don't know whether you perceive the color blue in your mind the same way I perceive the color blue in my mind. You were raised in a certain religion, and taught to relate to your religion in a particular way. You have a certain set of expectations about what it means to adhere to a religion. The same is true, obviously, of Jews, Hindus, and everyone else. However, do all groups relate to their god in the same way? Do the different religious groups expect different things, receive, and relate to their deity in the same way? When you go into Synagogue, do you have different expectations and understandings of what God is that are based from your earlier religious experiences than everyone else in the room? Granted, you all read the same biblical texts, and you all read the same Talmud. But is that the entirety of what informs your views on what God is? Any thoughts?
Bianca vs Brandy
Bianca Trump writes Luke about Brandy Alexandre: luke heres my only response Boy, first while I am gone she made up your own little slave fan(bc-stinger) to defend her in acme and got busted....now this?
Brandy: I didn't get busted at anything. I pointed out that they didn't add in the posts from out of state in their "proof" because it just didn't fit into what they want people to believe, that's all. There wasn't much else I could say on the matter. The real evidence speaks for itself without Steve Bryant shoving half-truths under people's noses a dozen times. Interesting smoke screen, but it didn't work.
BT: She needs to get a grip. If she didn't notice he (Tucson)slammed me in a post also also! As well as a whole list of like 15 others in asp. People I don't know or have never flamed me.He has been anon posting and laughing about it all over asp. She needs to retrack all the posts.
BA: I don't know what she's talking about here. Yes, lots of people slam her in ASP because of her history for posting reviews of herself. What does that have to do with her posing as one of them reiterate her usual obsession with my cat?
BT: What a fool! Everyone knows that if I have something to say to her I have no fear but to just blurt it out.
BA: She posts anonymously when she finds out she's standing all alone. She's not strong enough to stand on her own conviction.
BT: I have no need to hide. We all know how I feel. And lastly, I called her to invite her over for the ass whipping she tries so hard to avoid. I certainly wasn't lonely. Besides how does that exsplain the man that answered the phone when she called back? And no, even though I was in her neck of the woods she "threatned " to send someone over....noone showed. Not even her!
BA: She's a whore, right? How else do you explain a man in a motel room with Bianca Trump? I was pointing out that while she was playing phone games, it's not hard to know exactly where she is. That "man" should learn how to take a proper phone message if he's going to be her buttboy secretary.
Oh yeah, like that time she screamed all about kicking my ass before and after last years' CES, but when I was standing right there at the Anabolic booth for nearly 20 minutes chatting with Chris, she was too f---ing scared to even turn around and meet my gaze. She claimed she was busy signing 'graphs, but I don't recall anyone being there except one or two who asked who she was.
BT: PS I forgot to mention BA's cry for conspiracy theory in rame about pst. She swears it's the founders causing all the k ban controversy. Well I am k banned to by the dial up......so there goes another one of her assumptions as usual. and for the 3rd subject.....I don't do ANY advertising for BA.com so again the idiot is wrong. I never even added it to a search engine. It is simply mirrored off my site. Hell, maybe if I am lucky she is doing it all for me LOL
BA: Ummm, I think she's drunk. I have no idea what she's talking about. I mentioned Kharma and the fact that PsT has to keep changing servers. What's this "conspiracy theory" theory she's babbling about?
Umm, it's plastered on every newsgroup post she makes. So every time she makes a newsgroup post, she's advertising the domain. When it's taken away from her, all those messages out there with that attached to the sig are free ads for me.
BTW, didn't she rant about a month ago that my web site was going to be gone in two weeks? Have you ever wondered why she puts things long deadlines on these threats of hers? She wants to sound tough, but she doesn't want people to remember what she said just in case she fails. I just want to remind people that she threatened and she failed. I'm still waiting for the phantom lawsuit she said she filed at the same time. Nope, I haven't just been successfully avoiding any process server. It simply doesn't exist.
Bianca sent this in:
(BRANDY)I didn't get busted at anything. I pointed out that they didn't add in the posts from out of state in their "proof" because it just didn't fit into what they want people to believe, that's all. There wasn't much else I could say on the matter. The real evidence speaks for itself without Steve Bryant shoving half-truths under people's noses a dozen times. Interesting smoke screen, but it didn't work.
(BIANCA)well i sure notice your butt boy hasn't been around defending himself lately? Whats wrong? Are you tired of getting caught.
(BRANDY)I don't know what she's talking about here. Yes, lots of people slam her in ASP because of her history for posting reviews of herself. What does that have to do with her posing as one of them reiterate her usual obsession with my cat?
(BIANCA)first I'm obsessed with you and now your cat? You wish sweety. You need to get a better isp that provides you with all the posts....he said things about me here in acme right along with you idiot. Did he bother to tell you during yet another one of your cyber affairs that he says he is 5 seperate people making all those posts? Probably not....but hey look on the bright side.....that 4 more people you can try to bed to get your rent paid.
(BRANDY)She posts anonymously when she finds out she's standing all alone. She's not strong enough to stand on her own conviction.
(BIANCA)HMMMMM...I've seen many of nasty posts directed tword you here lately....as well as in asp....so look for another reason.
(BRANDY)Oh yeah, like that time she screamed all about kicking my ass before and after last years' CES, but when I was standing right there at the Anabolic booth for nearly 20 minutes chatting with Chris, she was too f---ing scared to even turn around and meet my gaze. She claimed she was busy signing 'graphs, but I don't recall anyone being there except one or two who asked who she was.
(BIANCA)Ya sure.... the mass majority saw differently....how am I "scared" if you are hidding behind me? As usual I was busy.....It's called a JOB....something you don't know about....I had no idea you beady eyeballs where envying the back of my head.
(BRANDY)She's a whore, right? How else do you explain a man in a motel room with Bianca Trump?
(BIANCA)Uhhhh I exsplain it as...I used to live in LA....I have friends there.....lets see who visited that "hotel" room danni.com so graciously paid for......kim...her husband...chris and sue....diablo....nope sorry no "johns" there.
(BRANDY)I was pointing out that while she was playing phone games, she was telling people exactly where she was and anyone could show up on her doorstep. That "man" should learn how to take a proper phone message if he's going to be her buttboy secretary.
(BIANCA)DUHHH I was calling direct from the room not a payphone..........like I said I wasn't trying to hide....and you called back the front desk....miss phone games....danni.com registered the room under Bianca Trump.... no reason for me to hide....no one has a key to the room but me.
(BRANDY)Ummm, I think she's drunk. I have no idea what she's talking about. I mentioned Kharma and the fact that PsT has to keep changing servers. What's this "conspiracy theory" theory she's babbling about?
(BIANCA)How you always whine snivle and cry about how you can't get in pst...and no one you know can get in....and no one whos a fan of your can get in.....how soon you forget what you type every day....Meanwhile you try to get in pst everyday....you can't stand not being wanted.
(BRANDY)Umm, it's plastered on every newsgroup post she makes. So every time she makes a newsgroup post, she's advertising the domain. When it's taken away from her, all those messages out there with that attached to the sig are free ads for me.
(BIANCA)Ya and I'm sure they are all flocking to that site....LOL..thats why I NEVER bothered to do s--- with it.One day it got a whole whopping 8 hits LOL Have you ever considered trying to be civilized and offering to purchase it?
(BRANDY)BTW, didn't she rant about a month ago that my web site was going to be gone in two weeks? Have you ever wondered why she puts things long deadlines on these threats of hers? She wants to sound tough, but she doesn't want people to remember what she said just in case she fails. I just want to remind people that she threatened and she failed. I'm still waiting for the phantom lawsuit she said she filed at the same time. Nope, I haven't just been successfully avoiding any process server. It simply doesn't exist.
(BIANCA)well idiot.....since you don't even own that site it is a little hard to sue you don't you think? DUH! And you claim to be smart.....why don't you give a shout to your back bones legal department......after all they are the only ones with any money!
Brandy writes: Luke, babes, I didn't know you had become BT's new newsgroup for post/reply. If you want my response to her response, ad nauseum, you'll just have to get it in ACME. ;) It doesn't really matter what I say or how I respond because she comes back with non sequiturs from left field either because she doesn't have any reading comprehension skills or to draw attention away from the actual subject.
To wit: I said, "BTW, didn't she rant about a month ago that my web site was going to be gone in two weeks? Have you ever wondered why she puts things long deadlines on these threats of hers? She wants to sound tough, but she doesn't want people to remember what she said just in case she fails. I just want to remind people that she threatened and she failed. I'm still waiting for the phantom lawsuit she said she filed at the same time. Nope, I haven't just been successfully avoiding any process server. It simply doesn't exist."
To which she responded: "well idiot.....since you don't even own that site it is a little hard to sue you don't you think? DUH! And you claim to be smart.....why don't you give a shout to your back bones legal department......after all they are the only ones with any money!" That's just weird!
In your 12/1/99 column she said, "...her site is coming down I promise you that I give it 2 weeks tops I filed the suite today i see ya didnt post my reply?" Regardless of who is actually being sued (which is no one, by the way) the site is still there and my backbone, with whom I have a relationship that could be described as "chummy," has her on the psycho list for the plethora of false complaints she sends in. (They're STILL laughing about the spam complaint with HER OWN NAME in the forged headers.)
No one should put much stock in her alcohol induced fairy tales. There is nothing actionable on my site and no attorney with half a brain would file a suit over my calling a prostitute a prostitute or a stalker a stalker. There's plenty of evidence of both being factual. That said, the other elements of *this* round of BT's manic phase is just as suspect. There is really no point in my making further replies. She is illogical, unreasonable, illiterate, and pathologically "touched." She'll just make up something new.
Bianca responds: I made my points...What goes on between me and her "backbone" to the site she DOESNT even own are our buis....not hers! I will no longer go tit for tat with that racist pig.She is a shame to the idustry. People either love me or hate me. Thats fine by me because I know the reason they hate me is because I have a mind of my own....I am not brain washed, And I will not say bulls--- just to make porn fans happy. It is what it is. I am going on Vacation now.....Because people with jobs can afford to do that. Luke to you and all your readers...I wish you and yours a very safe and happy holiday.
Brandy responds: No, I don't personally own my site. It was a gift from :::gasp::: someone who worked for the backbone BT is pretending to be suing. Because of my close relationship with all involved, I can tell you unequivocally that she's lying her butt off... again. No lawsuit exists, no trouble with Digex exists, and while the sheister in Florida whose name she bandies about as being the one involved in these phantom lawsuits does exist, his opinion of her last time we spoke was "iffy" at best.
Bianca: First let me say that the lawter handeling the suite is in NY not Florida. He is very involved in these types of internet laws. Sexy Servers refered him to me after they filed a comlaint about her harrassing emails to them.
Sergio writes: That's so booooring! Why don't you put em both in skimpy bikinis, grease 'em up, make 'em catfight and put it all on tape? That would be far more interesting!
Yawn. All this BT-BA reparteé is boring the hell out of me. Oh, and forget the catfight. BT may have a nice set of airbags, but Brandy can kick her ass flat with just two witty remarks and a left hook right in BT's blowjobber. Brandy rulez and PsT-ers kiss the floor.
BTW, one of the morons at PsT (that from now on stands for "Porn s---ty Talk"), Diablo, managed to hack my puter and erase some Windows files. That sorta kinda sucked. Well, dude, listen to me: there will be a payback. I won't attend CES, but some friends of mine will be there, so you better make good use of your yabos while you still can. I won't bobbitize you, but I strongly suggest your wife to purchase a month's worth of dildo batteries. Or replace you with a real man. Whatever. Suckers... oh, how they suck!
Diablo replies: If I had managed to hack your computer and erase your files I wouldn't be a moron now would I? It didn't happen, Paulo. Still bitter about being banned from PsT I see. Nobody believes you have any friends dude. Your just a fraud who is crying because he was caught. Glad to know your a supporter of Brandys. She needs fans who want all pornstars to die of AIDS, pretend they are people they aren't, and talk like they are some sort of woman beater. So if PsT is so bad, maybe you should quit talking about it and make a chat room of your own, that will be so much better. Until then, just get over it.
Sergio writes: Why this moron Diablo is calling me Paulo? I ain't Paulo. Following the wrong track AGAIN, dude? Oh, porners are soooooooooooo stupid.
One more thing. (BRANDY)Ummm, I think she's drunk. I have no idea what she's talking about. I mentioned Kharma and the fact that PsT has to keep changing servers PsT has changed servers twice in 4 years. PsT was on efnet from March 96- March 98 when it moved to Dalnet. It moved to Beyond IRC in December 99, where it will most likely stay for some time. I say a move every 2 years isn't that bad.
Hey, Diablo, I am VERY glad to be a Brandy Alexander's supporter AND fan. And do you know why? Cause she was one of the last REAL pornstars - and I mean STARS. She had class, was a great scriptwriter (I bet your generation don't even know what a STORY is), and has at least a REAL place in Porn History. If you don't know, and I bet you don't, she was the co-creator of the Buttman concept. All of you just followed suit! And what do you have at PsT? Bianca Tramp, who made mediocre sex scenes and can hardly spell MGM backwards? Or Livid Girl Jen Teal, a.k.a. The Sleepf---er? Bah!
Ed@hal9000.net.au writes Luke: Hey man! Remember us? Purple Monkey Dishwasher magazine here in Australia??? Did you ever get the zines we sent you??? You helped us organise the Ron Jeremy interview in issue #5. Anyway, the reason we are writing again is cos we were wondering if you could help us out in contacting any other porn stars who would like to be interviewed by the PMDW team. We've been emailing some but are yet to hear a reply so we're waiting to see what happens. If you know of any stars that would like some exposure in our zine, we'd love to get a hold of their contact details...
Moz of GM Video writes: Mr. Ford... I find it rather peculiar that someone who, at one moment, poses himself as being a student of the Torah, also sees himself as a buffoon... To paste, ." Every organization and family has a jester, a buffoon, someone who is outlandish and breaks the rules and is regarded with dismay but is kept on for various reasons. That's my role in this industry. The whacko who amuses. The class clown who's never grown up and is always on the edge of polite society." (www.l-keford.com , 12/24). It makes me wonder just how many "scholars" considered themselves Jesters... Also, I, being a "Porner" (I.E. someone who actually works in porn) would never recognize the Industry as "polite society".
Skeptical humanist Sergio writes: Hey Luke, have you noticed that those suckers at PsT are using a new server? One that requires passwords and logins? What a JOKE, man! What those f---ing porners think they are? Superstars? Ha! Any stupid girl can fill her ass with silicone and open her legs for another idiot to stick his limp dick inside. Porn: bah humbug!
Searching For Chaim Amalek
Ranan writes: Dear Luke, I am the New York bases correspondent for Maariv Daily - the second biggest daily is Israel, which is also regularly distributed in New York City and across the U.S. I could not help noticing that one of your contributors, Mr. Chaim Amalek, has rather an Israeli (or, at least, a very Jewish) name, which tickles my curiosity. His story sounds pretty incredible, and I believe my editors at Maariv's weekend magazine would love to get an interview with him, even if under pseudonym. As I was not able to find his e-mail on your site (which I frequently use for any adult industry information and gossip I need), I would appreciate it if you could somehow put us in touch, or help me in emailing him and trying to get his interest. Thank you for your cooperation. Keep on the good work.
Chaim Amalek writes Luke: Luke, so whadaya think - should I go for it? I would jump at it if this Shaked Raanan were a cute girl, but somehow, I really doubt it, both on the adjective and the noun. And just what do you think he (but who can tell with all those weird foreign names one hears these days?) wants to talk about - the theater I favor? My prior work as a porn star? My views on jewish life? Or perhaps my counsel to you, which is obviously of concern to the average Israeli. And what would an Israeli journalist for Maariv be doing monitoring YOUR web site, anyway? His letter to you sounded somewhat disingenuous. I don't know - this sure isn't Glatt Kosher, if you ask me. What is your take on this?
I forward this to you because it is very interesting, as it makes a few valid points about the Columbine killers that the establishment press does not and cannot. The truth is that these two were animated far more by a hatred of Christianity than by any animus to jews or blacks. The content of the tapes reminded me an awful lot of Mel Karmizan wonderkind Howard Stern's aired discussion of Christianity. At least that is what came through to me as I listened to the recently released Columbine tapes.
The Pierce screed should be discussed by the Jews of Hollywood, with whom I, alas, have no contact (other than through you). You should print out copies of it, and hand it out to the people in your temple to discuss after kiddush. Seriously, since this porn thing is not working out for you (the Albo Dictum marks the beginning of the end for you in this field as a journalist), perhaps you can use this to begin your shift to other fields of concern. (By the way, are there temples where the Hollywood Gedolim gather to pray? I hope you have the sense to attend them. Of course, the Gedolim probably do not go to worship God . . . .)
Oh - please wish all your readers a very merry Christmas! (I would wish all a happy Kwanza, but this is a racially separatist holiday in its recent origin that I appear not to be welcome to.)
Phil Goldmarx writes about Luke on RAME: Ford approvingly posted a large portion of a "commentary" by William Pierce, head of the neo-Nazi National Alliance, asserting that the Jews are the masterminds behind "white slavery" (of which porn is a part, per Fuhrer Ford). Have you ever known American neo-Nazis NOT to be cowards?
Dr. William Pierce, the white supremacist neo-Nazi author of The Turner Diaries, writes: Even now, with excerpts appearing in Time magazine from the transcript of a video the two killers made before the massacre, most couch potatoes still believe they were neo-Nazis, because that's what Tom Brokaw and Peter Jennings and Dan Rather told them back in April and have been hinting at ever since. We need to get those neo-Nazis under control. We need new "hate crime" laws. That's the media message.
Even with the video made by the killers now public, you can ask most sports fans, "Hey, you remember those two neo-Nazis who shot all the kids at Columbine High School?" and they'll answer, "Yeah, I remember them." Which just goes to show that it's a lot easier to fool people than it is to un-fool them. Nevertheless, the video made by Klebold and Harris is very interesting, because it ties in with some other issues I've commented on.
One of the first things that struck me when I read the transcript of the video the two killers made in Klebold's basement was the statement made separately by both the killers in slightly different words to the effect that they hated everyone: "It's humans that I hate," Klebold said. That reminded me of something the first-century Roman historian Tacitus wrote about the Jews more than 1900 years ago, and I quote: "They hate all humanity, except their fellow Jews," Tacitus wrote.
Christians, especially, seemed to be hated by the two killers, and they made a number of obscene and derogatory comments about those of their fellow students who were Christians whom they intended to kill. Is this something Klebold learned from his Jewish mother? We don't really know, and we certainly won't find out from Tom Brokaw.
One thing which is clear from their video, however, is the almost total sense of alienation felt by the young killers. They really hated the world. Now, they certainly didn't learn that hatred from reading one of my novels or listening to the resistance music I distribute or from visiting one of my Internet web sites or even from playing violent video games -- and yet Jewish groups and much of the media have been trying to convince the public that they did. Actually, there are some trendy folks out there who are an easy sell for that theory.
There are people in America -- White people -- who really believe that things are getting better and better as they become more and more "diverse," more and more chaotic, more and more multicultural, more and more Jewish. They can't imagine why young people should be more likely to be alienated growing up rootless in the Clinton era. I mean, it just couldn't be the feminism and the homosexuality and the racial mixing and the behavior of the Federal government -- all of those things are just so wonderful -- so it must be those awful heterosexual White males who put hate on the Internet and write hateful novels and distribute hateful music.
Anyway, the value in the video that Klebold and Harris made, and the reason that you should read the transcript on the Internet or at least read the excerpts in Time magazine this week, is that it provides a horrifyingly graphic picture of the depth of the alienation and the intensity of the rage inside many young Americans today. And keep in mind that Klebold and Harris were not my kind of young Americans. They had no healthy racial feelings, no understanding of what was happening to their world. One of them was a Jew. And yet they were totally alienated. This sickness around us -- this liberal, Jewish, feminist, egalitarian sickness -- corrupts everyone.
The video Klebold and Harris made will convince you, if you weren't already convinced, that the world young Americans are growing up in is profoundly unnatural and unhealthy. Some adjust to it, more or less, but a growing number do not. Instead, they become alienated, and they become filled with rage, and in the years ahead there will be hell to pay. This Klebold-Harris video being made public now is a fluke. It gives a perceptive few a chance to see some evidence that they wouldn't otherwise have seen. It's not likely to sink into the consciousness of the sports fans, however, because it won't get the intensive TV coverage the original story got.
Most couch potatoes still will believe that Klebold and Harris were neo-Nazis who learned to hate from the Internet and from listening to the wrong kind of music. And so most Americans still won't have a clue as to why more and more young Americans are intensely alienated and angry. And not having a clue, they're not likely to exert any pressure on the government to change things in the right direction. And that's the way the media people want it. They like the way things are going now, and they intend to keep on protecting the voters from the truth.
Listen! Being in the resistance music business has given me an even better opportunity than before to talk with young Americans. When I tell you that their alienation and rage are growing, I know what I'm talking about. There are hundreds of thousands of young, White Americans who would like nothing better than to rip out the throats of the people who have made their lives pointless and meaningless. You can't build enough prisons to hold them all. You can't become safe by passing new gun control laws. The rage building now will find a way out. My aim is to help it find the right way, a constructive way. Not the Klebold and Harris way, certainly, but a way which will result in a lot of throats being ripped out nevertheless: the throats of the people who have been deliberately destroying our world, stealing our heritage, and trying their damnedest to keep the American people from learning the truth and healing themselves.
We will be healed. We will be cleansed. We will bring the truth to our people despite the controlled media. We will take our heritage back. The young people who listen to resistance music will be the vanguard of our army of liberation. Woe to those who try to stand in their way!
ELASTIN2: so how much $ didja get on the [harassment] settlement
KIMMIE KYM: i cant tell you how much
ELASTIN2: how about a date
KIMMIE KYM: never!!!!
David Aaron Clark writes on RAME: As a hopeless fan of the singular beauty of Asiatic facial features, I must say ... Asia Carrera???!!!! Who are we kidding? I honestly mean no personal offense to this actress, but she's had facial surgery, is only half-Japanese, and looks just about as Caucasian as an "Asian" actress concievably could. My fascination with Asian beauty is for the pure stuff, not that "slight touch of exotic but still not too foreign" look.
No fluffers at Jim Powers' bukkakes. You could take him to task for being too cheap, but there's a smart practical consideration there ... as has been proven at various gang-bangs, too many parolees and even some pros will spend way too much time with the fluffers and forget about the "main event" -- often even depositing their load away from the center of the action. And in a bukkake, why the hell would anybody walk away from a blowjob for the "honor" of splooging from a foot away on somebody's face?
Lord Peter Luther Christian, OBE, writes: Dear Mr. Ford: I well realize that you are merely goofing on Christians with your "interest" in the faith, still, one cannot help but hope that the Christian child that you once were is beginning to fight his way out of the Pharasitical tomb into which you have consigned your soul. RETURN TO CHRIST - it's easy! You need not sip off a piece of your flesh to do it. PLEASE, just try these simple steps:
1. Admit Confess to God you are a sinner. Repent, turning away from your sin. Romans 3:23; Romans 6:23; Acts 3:19 2.
Believe Place your faith in Jesus as God's Only Son and Messiah; accept Jesus' gift of forgiveness from sin. Romans 5:8; Acts 4:12; John 3:16; John 14:6 3.
Commit Surrender your life to Jesus. Ask Him to be your Savior and Lord. Romans 10:9-10; Romans 10:13; Luke 9:23 4.
A Simple Prayer for You. Lord Messiah Jesus, I know that I am a sinner and that I have displeased You in many ways. I believe You died for my sins and only through faith in Your death and resurrection can I be forgiven. I want to turn from my sin and ask You to come into my life as my Savior and Lord. From this day on, I will follow you by living a life that pleases You. Thank You, Lord Jesus, for loving and forgiving me. Amen.
After you have asked Jesus Christ into your life, tell a Christian friend and follow Christ in believer's baptism and church membership. You'll find others who will love and support you. And Jesus knows your wants and needs, too. It would not surprise me if very soon after your return to Christ, you meet, fell in love with, and married a beautiful Christian girl who will love you for who and what you are as a person, and not as a possible income stream.
Please, all of you who traffic in human flesh and misery - discover what Jesus offers you NOW, TODAY, before it is too late and you are consigned to the fires of eternal damnation. (Was not the incident with XXX a wake-up call? Had he killed you in your present, unsaved state, you would at this very moment be roasting in hell for all time to come.) Live you life as Jesus wants you to, and not as the Larry Flynts, the Hugh Hefners, and the other rich, degenerate pornographers dishonestly tell you can (Satan is far too parsimonious for that!).
I sincerely believe that God has special plans for you, Luke. Few who return to Christ have descended so deeply into the puss-filled pits of hell as you. So much greater will be God's glory when he welcomes you back to the fold. Recognize that you are in the midst of a war between Satan and Jesus over your soul, and choose eternal life by accepting Lord Jesus.
I cannot properly minister to you over the internet. If you would like to know more about accepting Christ as your personal Savior, please call your local Christian Church for more individualized guidance. (Do NOT contact any false church, such as the Mormon "church.") Remember, Jesus died for EVERYONE'S sins!
Goddess writes Luke: Okay, I have to STRONGLY disagree with your Ethics Rankings for Gene Ross. I think he deserves ten stars for his manly man physique, but a minus one star for ethics 'cause he not only cheated me out of the hooker story for the 100th time, but he did it at Christmas time, the big Scrooge.
Mike writes with this thepornosexlounge.com update: Our live webcasts have been ahuge success, just like we thought people want to see real live sex and not try to be upsold or linked off to cyber hell!! This Tuesday 12/28 at 9 p.m. pst, we have a special webcast.Harley Fire (the unofficial mayor of Hollywood) and popular cable T.V. host of Harleys Sex Lounge will be doing his second scene with Sex Lounge friend and ultra spicey XXX star Monique!
Rumdar writes: Luke. f--- that quack Dr. Fisher. How about Eddie Fisher? I am reading his book Been There, Done That. Now there is one Jew that boinked an unbelievable number of beautiful women. Was also a speed freak for thirty years. A great trashy read.