Wednesday, December 22, 1999
Phylisha Anne Goes Under Knife
Luke talked Tuesday night to leggly blonde Phyllisha Anne who says that she must go under the surgeon's knife Tuesday to get bigger breasts so her dance agent Marty Foyer will book her in clubs.
Jenna Jameson writes: "Hey Luke, tell Phyllisha that [Dr.] Garth Fisher did my second boob job! Tell her not to let anyone tell her what she has to do! Will Marty be around when she's fifty and wants to be normal? No... Love, Jenna."
Luke: "What's new and exciting?"
PA: "Nothing... Give me something new and exciting to do Luke and I will do it.
"I'm going to have a boob job."
Luke: "No!"
PA: "I'm going in on Tuesday and I am so afraid."
Luke: "Don't do it!"
PA: "I am so scared."
Luke: "Don't do it."
PA: "I'm not really having a choice. My agent is not giving me the choice. And it really sucks because I signed myself to a three year contract before [six months ago] and now he's telling me that he's not putting me on the road before then. Marty Foyer...so he kinda f---ed me. And I'm so afraid. And I'm not going very big. I'm a B now and am going to a C [cup] to make him happy."
Luke: "Stay as you are."
PA: "I know. I want to, but then again I don't. Because I heard that the world is a lot bigger when you have boobs. So I guess I will see what the world will be like."
Luke: "I guess the dance clubs want bigger breasts."
PA: "Even though I hear that the natural thing is in. But I am going to have them so natural looking and I have a really good doctor. Dr. Fisher in Beverly Hills. He did Jill Kelly, and Jenna Jameson's first one. So I'll finally have cleavage without a pushup bra."
Luke: "I don't think girls should get boob jobs."
PA: "I don't either but if they come out real and real looking and not lopsided and crooked. Because I told him [Dr. Fisher], I've been stripping for six years and do you know how many bad boob jobs I've seen? I've seen maybe two good boob jobs in my whole life. If mine come out crooked or lopsided in the tiniest way, your balls are mine."
During his big boob shoot for Coast to Coast today, Chuck Martino told me how hard it's becoming to find huge breasted porn chicks. Natural tits are now in. Chuck remembered the old days when Mark Carriere used to ship off all the porn chicks he could get his hands on for breast jobs.
Phyllisha Anne has appeared in about 60 pornographic movies over the past two years and she's been in a relationship with Alex Sanders for about nine months.
PA: "We have a good relationship. We just respect each other.
"I haven't worked in two months. I'm lazy. Because there are no guys out there that I want to f---."
Luke: "What about Lexington Steele?"
PA: "I've done Lexington... I did him anally for Annabolic... No, it was Jake Steed. But I love anal sex. I prefer anal sex over anything. My girl-girl rate is sky high because I hate to do them. I like to do the naughty things I am not supposed to do."
Phllisha stands 5'7" and weighs 123 pounds. "With a heart-shaped ass, and dimples and long long legs that just don't stop. And soft soft skin... I just joined a gym for the first time in my life."
Her fan club address is 1335 N. La Brea Ave, #2181, Hollywood, CA, 90028. And her website will be put up this week by LGI: www.phyllishanne.com.
PA: "I've been Phyllisha Anne since I started dancing and I never thought in a million years that the spelling would matter. I didn't know that everyone was going screw up spelling my name... I never thought about websites... My mother's name is Phyllis and I added a hall.
"Bo at LGI is a great guy. Bo's been there for me more than Marty has so far. I signed with Marty six months ago and he's not done anything. He promised me the world and I'm just a naive stupid chick from Texas who believed him.
"I talked to the Lee Network but they have so many girls, I didn't want to be just another number. I love to dance. I don't say that I am good at anything but I think I am good at dancing. Because I love to do it. So I wanted to be one of the certain few."
Phyllisha will be signing at CES with Jill Kelly and several Penthouse Pets.
PA: "After I get my boobs done, I'm not going to be shooting any more movies because I am going to be looking for a contract. I won't want to be doing many. I like to do movies and have sex but I am going to be on the road dancing. Want to go with me? I can't take Alex. He's too much of a homebody."
Stripper booking agent Charley Frey writes: Hey, Tell Phlysha that... 1. The contract is not enforceable unless it dictates that Foyer will pay her a specific amount of money every year if he does get her enough work. 2. Tell her to ask Foyer for a copy of his talent agency license. 3. Tell her that we represent and have created many major stars, like; Houston, Jasmin St.Clair, and represent excellent acts without boob jobs, like: Misty Rain. We create acts, not blow smoke up girls ass's. We fired Foyer for his BS. Tell her to call me at: 954.423.4256.
Goddess writes: I can't believe you printed those bogus comments from Phyllisha Anne about how she HAS to have breast enhancement surgery because she signed a three year contract and her agent won't feature her as a dancer unless she complies with the surgery. CUT ME SOME SLACK!! There's no way in hell this would hold up in a court of law especially when she implies it wasn't part of the original contract. Besides, hasn't she ever heard of skipping out on a contract? From what I've read it seems to be a pretty common practice in the porn industry.
Fred Bernstein writes: Luke, do you suppose strip joint patrons have as much of a breast fetish as the owners/agents/porn actresses believe? Perhaps I'm atypical, but I just don't get off on watching an obviously surgically disfigured woman. It's kind of weird and gross, and sort of like a freak show. I find it hard to imagine that most males go for this stuff. Or perhaps most males don't go for this stuff, but the sort of folks who patronize strip joints do. What do ya think?
Are strip joint patrons simply different from other males? Or are the strip joint owners and dancers simply wrong in their belief that the patrons get off on the grossly overbuilt surgically altered boobs? Or do most males get off on the grossly overbuilt surgically altered boob?
This sort of thing is reminiscent of the old Chinese custom of binding feet. It turned women into cripples, but they all did it to become a suitable choice for a mate. Seems sort of sick, in retrospect, but apparently lots of Chinese men in centuries past got off on that. I wonder if there's an analogy here.
On another note, I was reading the portion of your web site about how some miraculous power would pass through your web site and heal someone's blindness. Well, praise the Lord! My nearsightedness has disappeared. Unfortunately, my left eye is still astigmatic, and my right eye is now color blind. You need to work on the miraculous healing powers. I'll keep you posted on your progress.
I'll also let you know when you're ready to go on the road, healing lepers and raising the dead. Basically, you need a coach. I'm preparing a work-out regimen. We'll wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m., run a few laps, and then start by turning water into lite beer. When you get good at that, we'll start turning water into Merlot, or perhaps a good Zinfandel. After lunch, we'll start heeling the sick. We'll start with mildly sprained ankles and zits. When you can cure those, we will go on to more serious things. I'll have you ready to compete in the major leagues in no time.
On another note, let me know if and when you're going to post the rest of the Christie Lake complaint. (Actually, if I were you, I'd first ask my lawyer whether it was a good idea. And in fact, I suppose I'd consult with my lawyer before posting anything on Ms. Lake.)
Luke Meets Duke
I went to Chuck Martino's shoot in Woodland Hills today at 4900 Calvin St, a home rented by Sydney Glassberg aka Duke.
Chuck ushers me inside and to my surprise, this tall, bent over, skinny elderly man shakes my hand and says "I'm Duke." He's launched a big civil suit against Rob Spallone. Duke says Rob "beat the s--- out of me. He tried to kill me. And afterward he laughed about it."
Duke says he's confident of winning at least two million dollars from Spallone.
James DiGiorgio writes: luke, don't you think it's pretty f---ing obvious that duke is lying about rob trying to kill him? i mean, duke's still alive. i rest my case, your honor.
I meet Tina and Greg Cherry. Greg says that Larry Flynt's pilot gave Tina my book A History of X and she read it in one night.
Like many porners, Tina and Greg expect me to be old, ugly and fat.
Greg and Tina run a porno mailorder house 1-877-XXXFLIX. Website is www.gnkadventures.com.
Greg: "We deal directly with the consumer. We place ads in many of the magazines... We didn't want to get into the wholesale game because it seems that it seems like it is pretty set up. You can make enemies doing that. People have had customers forever... When we first checked into the wholesale, that seemed to be the name of the game. Everybody was lowballing each other. They really whore the product. And you don't have to. You can sell a couple of hundred pieces of $34:95 each...
"I had a real indepth conversation with Mark Carriere about the ads. He was trying to sell me on the mailing list but we get a way better result placing ads.
"We started in February. And after the first five months, we'd covered the start-up costs and after that it's been profitable.
"We're originally from Tennesse but we came here from Florida. We made really good friends with Peter North in Tampa and he inspired us to move out here.
"In 1993, we came out and shot stuff for Mark Carriere so Tina could have boxcovers. Carriere would shoot her in a couple of scenes and Carriere would get 20 boxes out of it. He's the king of that.
"She was dancing and for her to book into the clubs and be billed as a porn star was $1000 a week... And we had fun doing it and met a lot of cool people. But we never fathomed that we would come out here and do it consistently. And we've had a crash course this past year.
"Tina's done at least 50 scenes this year, about 35 of them for Metro. Since her contract [with Metro] ended with the Mexican vacation, she's been shooting for Michael Raven at Sin City and Nic Cramer and Chuck Martino...
"She didn't start working with other male talent until Mexico. And she was uptight about that and it was cool because Scott Stein did a good job of putting the right people together. There was good chemistry there. Everybody was comfortable. And to get that many people in this business in one concentrated area and getting along, that was an undertaking."
Luke: "Did you get paid by Metro? I've heard they've bounced many checks on people."
Greg: "I've heard that rumor too. As a matter of fact, my office is located inside a production company in Van Nuys and I know they've had problems. We've never had problems. It was a five digit check they paid her at the end of the week [after the Mexico trip] and it cleared."
Luke: "How did you guys meet?"
Greg: "I walked into a club in Memphis, Tennessee and sat down and bought a dance from her. We had a long conversation. She confessed she was a 17-year old runaway. Three months later, she was living in my apartment and a year after that we were married.
"Six months into us living together, I insisted on her contacting her family and letting them know that she's ok. 'I met this guy and I'm not dancing anymore.' I was gainfully employed and she stayed home at played housewife.
"I was working research and development for a company called Competition Cams. And my first year out of college I was working in my field as a mechanical engineer. And I worked in the field for three years until I burned out. We made valve components for race cars. It was a fun job at first. You fly out to the races on the weekends, shake hands, make sure everybody is using your product, talk to the engine builders...
"After I convinced Tina to contact her parents, she told me that they lived in the same small town that we lived in. I couldn't believe that we hadn't bumped into them in the grocery store. Then she told me, 'I drive your car during the day and I've seen them out. And usually they don't notice me in your car.'
"Not long after that, she invited them over to the house for dinner. I expected the worst. I figured this girl had come from white trash in a trailer park... And they turn out to be the most charming people I've ever met. Educated and well-to-do. Her mother is vice-president of the second largest courier company in this nation. And her father owns the largest fiber optics networking company in the South East. She comes from good people and it was kinda a rebellion thing. And she really got a taste for the sex industry and wanted to see how far she could take it and how far it would take her. And here we are talking to Luke F-rd.
"She got her first boob job in 1993. We took a loan out on her car. Actually, she did it. I gave her a car as a wedding gift. And she wanted a boob job. And she was overweight at the time, from staying home, cleaning house and cooking. And I told her, 'Lose a few pounds and we'll see about getting you a boob job.' And she lost the weight... And a week later, she says, 'I got the money.' Then she told me a couple of days later that she took the title of the car to the bank and got a loan.
"I flipped out but they've more than paid for themselves. And seeing it boost her self esteem. Seeing her as soon as she could get up out of bed after she first had the operation, it was like the Tina Cherry Fashion Show. I sat on the couch and she would come out of the bedroom with every piece of clothing she owned. 'Look how much better this fits me now!' And it was cool. I guess are the same way about their boobs as guys are about their dicks. The bigger the better. And this has been a good ride for her. She has really met some good people. Anything negative we've heard about the industry I file away with urban legend because so far it has been great. And the people in the industry have been cool.
"In her first operation, they put an 800 CC bag in her [breasts] and they only filled it the first time with 450 CCs of saline. And then six months later she went back and they filled her bags up the rest of the way. Because they were so large, they didn't want her skin to stretch. She's had them for a while and she's ready to get them changed. Now that silicone is legal again, and it's much lighter, she wants to go for silicone. She moved from a B to a D to an E. They're not big to us. We're used to them... When you see her standing next to other girls, then they look large."
Luke had a girlfriend who was 5' tall, 125 pounds, with E cup natural breasts. And I schtupped her silly.
Two minutes after writing that, I checked my AOL browser and found an IM from my old love, the first I've heard from her in five months. She also has a very sexy voice and looks a bit like Nice Jewish Girl who also has a terrific voice. My old love and I got into this conversation.
JAP: Happy Belated Chanukah, Luke.
Luzdedos1: hey
JAP: Hey there yourself.
Luzdedos1: i was just thinmking about you
JAP: Oh really? Why is that?
Luzdedos1: i interviewed a girl today who had E cup breasts and i was
thinking about yours
JAP: Hers were fake, no doubt
Luzdedos1: read l-keford.com front page
JAP: Could you give me the bottom line in 25 words or less from that
article?
Luzdedos1: i met a chick with huge tits
JAP: You would think you would be bored of that by now.
JAP: Hasn't it lost its lustre?
JAP: Do people actually give a rat's ass what porno stars are doing
aside from f---ing? Luzdedos1: i have not had sex for three months...yes
they do
Luzdedos1: That's how I achieved my immense fame and fortune. Did you
read my book?
JAP: Ooh..3 whole months???
JAP: Immense Fame and Fortune? Dont you still live on La Cieniga
Luzdedos1: No nice jewish girl, however, that I want, will marry me.
JAP: I have your book sitting on my coffee table.
Luzdedos1: well, i exxagerated
Luzdedos1: did u read it?
JAP: Do you even WANT a nice Jewish Girl?
JAP: I have read some of it.
Luzdedos1: yes, i want to settle down and put the life of tawdry blowjbos
from pornstars behind me Luzdedos1: you should read a few passages every
night before going to bed
JAP: Then would would you do for a living? Assuming youdont SPONGE off
people any more.
Luzdedos1: LOL. I'm going to be an actor
JAP: Sorry..I am reading the book "29 and Counting"...Its a little more
fulfilling than reading about the empty lives of porn queens, you know?
JAP: An actor? In porn?
Luzdedos1: not porn, mainstream...
Luzdedos1: oh, i neeed to interview you some time for my site, so people
can know what Luke F-rd is really like
JAP: But the burning question, Luke - can you even ACT?
Luzdedos1: ummm
JAP: If people knew what you were REALLy like, they would hate you before
ever meeting you! Are you taking acting lessons?
Luzdedos1: yes, weekly
JAP: But...i cared for you, so you must have had some redeeming qualities.
You really should interview ROBIN VANDIVER!
JAP: Weekly? At the Groundlings?
JAP: Is there anything you feel separating you from the masses of waiters
striving to be discovered in LA?
Luzdedos1: :),hmm, no my manager guy in Studio City
Luzdedos1: charm, personality, character, depth, integrity
JAP: Your manager? You are taking lessons from your manager?
JAP: Wow. THAT IS A GOOD ONE. Wow. THat was funny/
JAP: Seriously. You are truly hilarious sometimes.
Luzdedos1: I sense some bitterness and hurt
JAP: So not hurt...I am smiling - truly.
Its just...on the Integrity Scale...you dont even rate.
Luzdedos1: Ohhh
JAP: Character? Please.
Luzdedos1: really?
JAP: Depth..Ill give you that.
JAP: INtelligence...Id definitely give you that.
JAP: Id love for you to interview me - TRULY.
JAP: Id finally have the forum I have, for so long, yearned for!
Luzdedos1: cool, i will give it to the world
JAP: But you seem..umm..more normal than ever before. Are you in therapy?
JAP: Hey, one questions.. I am curious.. TRUTH. WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
JAP: Did you ever actually care about me at all?
Luzdedos1: yes, of course i did, i just decided to go off with another
woman who dumped me...
Tina Cherry measures 32E-24-28. She stands 5'2" and weighs 105 pounds.
Greg: "That's the only plastic surgery she's had. Though she wants to get her nose done. I don't think she needs a nose job."
Luke: "So Tina got back into dancing in 1993?"
Greg: "She went to London to do a photoshoot for John Graham and he got her a ton of magazine covers and layouts from a week's worth of shoots. He shot her every day. And when the magazines hit, the agents started calling, wanting her to feature. So, the magazine modeling doesn't pull that good of a draw, only a few thousand a week. And it seemed like the porn girls were really making the good looking money... So at that point we decided to get some boxcovers.
"We talked to a couple of [dance] agents... Charley Frey... Yeah, we went through the ringer. Charley was a never ending series of lies and deceit."
Chuck Martino walks up wearing a mask over his nose and mouth. He wants to avoid getting the flu.
Greg Cherry: "We just got a new home and were moving all night. This morning I couldn't find shoes or anything. Or socks. I dug through several boxes and gave up... The home is way beyond our means but so is everything else out here.
"Tina drug me into this business kicking and screaming because I was so unsure about it... I was sure there was no way we could make a living doing this. I was so sure I was doing the right thing: education, work in your field, 401K, get all the benefits from a big company... But this is way more fun."
Tina: "And we have more time for each other.
"We set up the mailorder in Florida but we just didn't like living there. So at CES, we knew a guy Roy Alexander who placed a bunch of ads for his videos with all of our information... He directed all the sales to us."
Greg says he was nervous about performing sex on camera in Mexico because for the first time he was working with women aside from his wife and "there was a huge audience for every scene. All the tourists there would see the lights being set up and converge. Ok, there's going to be a scene here. And other people would see people converging and there would be a chain reaction. Adams and McCormick were very professional about not losing it with the crowd.
"And these tourists would all have cameras and McCormick, when it was time to get stills, would say to the crowd, if any of you guys want stills, go ahead. And they just ate it up.
Here are photos from today's Martino shoot "Big Titty Girls From
Outer Space" (script by Devon Saphire) for Coast to Coast, starring
Tina Cherry, Oliva Wendy Knight, Eric Price:
Mike Albo Denies Sending Jeff Hickey On Heroin Run To East LA
Lynne L-patin told Luke that Hustler Erotic Video Guide editor Mike Albo sent Jeff Hickey a couple of years ago to East LA to buy heroin. Jeff's car broke down and Albo supposedly refused to pick him up. Instead Lynne did.
Photo of Lynne L-patin, Jeff Hickey Mike Albo (middle)
Albo denies the charges.
Aghast in Modesto writes: I could have lived my whole life very happily without ever having seen Lynn L-patin nude. I may never have an erection again.
Albo left this message for me at 9:40 AM Tuesday: "First of all, who is Lynne L-patin? I have never met this woman. I don't know her. She keeps saying this s--- about me.
"I never bought any heroin from Jeff Hicker. I don't know if he used my name to her. I was friends with Jeff at one point until he borrowed money from me and never payed me back.
"I would strongly advise you not to make any allegations of heroin use. As I have told you ad nauseum in the past, I don't use that stuff and I haven't in many many years.
"And by the way, if I was going to buy heroin, Jeff Hickey would be the last person I'd go through to do it. I have much better connections back in the day, pal.
[Three years ago, Albo denied to me that he bought heroin from Wally Wharton. He used similar language, saying that if he did buy it, he had much better connections than Wally.]
"This woman doesn't know me. From what I've seen of her posts on various internet sights, she has mental problems. I don't know what her deal is. I would advise both of you to get off my case. Because ou know what will happen to you when I see you, as your friend Mad Jack advised you.
"I have all the time in the world, Luke. One of these days I will run into you and when I do, I'm going to break every f---ing bone in your face. As you know, I keep my word. And the same goes for Lynne L-patin, I will smack her down too.
"If you were half a man, you'd meet me out front of this building today because nothing would please me more than to go toe-to-toe with you and knock you f---ing out. So you better get your s--- together and stop writing this s--- about me that has no basis in fact. You got me? Because I'm looking for you pal... You might be taking out your trash one night and somebody might come up behind you and then you are going to be in the hospital for many a month."
At 10:20 AM, Mike left this second message. "Since you're too much of a pussy to meet me face to face, I thought I would clear the record here and that way I wont have to endure the sound of your f---ing horrible Australian accent asking me to verify ridiculous f---ing assertion.
"Are you ready little man? Got your pencil ready? What I actually am responsible for... Oklahoma City bombing. World Trade Center bombing. I was behind that too. Ethnic cleansing in Yugoslavia, you got it. I suggested it to Slobodan Milosevic. The Columbine High massacre. I sent an email to those kids and suggested it and they took it to the next level. The crank epidemic in the mid West, my idea... And the last thing on the list, I will also be the guy responsible for sending you to the hospital."
Luke called Mike at 3PM and offered to meet him in front of LGP. Albo accepted.
At 3:30 PM, as I drew close to LFP, I called Mike on my cell phone and he refused to meet with me. He said he'd pick the time and place at a later date.
Brian writes: Hey Luke: You called that f---ing Pig's bluff. He never thought you'd accept to meet him and he chickened out. Funny thing is that with the NUMEROUS threats against you, he better pray that nothing ever happens to you.. You could get hit by a car and it could be a complete accident but immediately Albo will be under suspicion because of all the Terroristic Threats against you. Not only is he a fat f---ing junkie, he's f---ing stupid.
Tito writes: Yo Luke - Just gotta tell ya son, I can't wait to see Albo's ass at CES. All his little threats he makes to you, f--- that - cuz I am on a mission to beat his BITCH ASS. I have been liftin weights & training UFC style along with my martial arts - I am gonna beat the f--- outta that guy when I catch him. I'll be driving down from San Francisco with my cop friend who will be packin as well, in case Albo thinks him or his bitch ass boys can pull a piece on me.
One more thing, I'll be vested up in kevlar as well. So that bitch aint shooting me down. I aint doing this just cuz of you Luke, I got another very personal & dirty beef with that faggot monster, and he is gonna feel me hard. But watching him taunt you on the site & make all those threats, actin all tuff like he is down wit the mob, f--- THE MOB, the MOB is dead.
Albo a tuff guy, He aint s---, he is ignorant if anything... Albo, All I got to say Al-BO is you better take your beatin' like a man, I will say it right now I aint gonna kill you, but I am gonna hurt you BAD. You aint wirth servin time for so f--- killing you, but if you pull a piece you'll indeed be very dead. And if I don't catch you at CES, I'm gonna blackmail your ass with what I got & he knows exactly what I am referring to... What goes around comes around tuff guy, and it's around mother f---er! Life as you know it is slowly coming to an end . One love luke baby!
Donedone@aol.com writes: Luke- First off, I cannot say how dissapointed I am to see Mike Albo joke about ethnic cleansing, the Oklahoma bombing, the World Trade Center bombing, and Columbine High School. Has there ever been a more tasteless, classless guy? Does he realize that people died in all those events and that hundreds of thousands of people have been affected there? I am appalled, and I think that readers of your site should force Mike Albo to apologize. I am sure that someone who reads your site had a relative die in one of those events. And then for him to threaten you and when you call him on it he pusses out!? Is this guy serious. Albo needs to be held accountable for his stupidity and arrogance, and I hope that as readers of your site, we can pressure him into realizing that he made a great mistake that he must apologize for.
Mike Albo left this angry message Wednesday 9:40 AM: "Hey listen you fake f---ing Jew! Why don't you put the f---ing truth on your goddam site? Why don't you say that I waited a half f---ing hour for you to show up. You didn't f---ing show. I've got a f---ing job to do here pal. I can't be waiting all day for you. So f--- you and f--- all those dimwits who write into your site and don't know s---. You have forced me into this man. I am going to f---ing lay you so f---ing far down that you aren't going to f---ing ever get up. You got me? So, f--- you man, don't start this s--- with me!"
BrandyAlx1: Per Brian's comments on Mike Albo, he's already guilty of terrorist threats. All you have to do Luke is call the police, tell them you've been threatened with bodily injury, play the NUMEROUS tapes for them, and they'll go pick him up (I saw that on TLC when some crew followed around the LAPD. No, this time it was not COPS.)
BrandyAlx1: Really, this guy left an answering message saying all the things he was going to do to this man, his martial arts, his guns, his knives, and that he was going to make sure he lived. The cops started saying, "Let's go get him" as soon as the guy said he was going to put his victim down hard, and that was in the beginning of the tape. The rest of it made them shake their heads and laugh that he would be so stupid to leave such a message.
BrandyAlx1: Anyway, they went to the guy's apartment fully expecting total resistance and all this weaponry and marshall arts, and it was a little loser in dirty briefs. Said he never threatened anything, that he just left a message for the guy to keep his music down. Suuuuure.
Jack Hammer
Still photographer Mark writes: Hello Luke, I just thought you might want to know the diatribe still brewing with Jack Hammer. Here is a copy of the letter sent to Gene Ross in response to threats by Jack Hammer to some of my producers and myself.
Quoted from 12/21/99 Gene Ross Column: "Hammer said he also had issues with Borda and Paine's photographer [Mark]. "That little bastard is next on the list," said Hammer."
That "Mark" would be me. Little I am not. To set the record straight, I recommended CJ Bennett, Jack's Hammer's Girlfriend, to Al Borda and to Thomas Paine to do scenes. I found her to be cute and sexy, and I attempted to get her as much work as I could. The last time I saw her was on an Al Borda shoot October 5th, where she did a DP. I shoot about 25-40 scenes per month, and I have the ability to make recommendations to the producers that I work for. I am not the final say, however.
After that shoot, I recommended her to Thomas Paine for a feature roll in one of his movies. She was to shoot on two days. The first day was for dialoge, the next day she had two sex scenes. She showed up for the dialoge day, but did not show up on the next day. Her call time was 11 am, and by the time she finally called us back, it was 12:30pm, and the scene(s) were already re-booked. She was upset (She told me she was on another set, and wouldn't be able to make it until much later, so I guess she double-booked). She hung up the phone, and within minutes Jack Hammer called, and threatened the entire crew and producer. I explained that I was just trying to help her, but he wasn't listening. He explained that he was coming to the set to "Kick Our Asses".
A few days later we were shooting for Al Borda again, where she was booked for a Gang Bang. Since no one had heard from her since the Thomas Paine set, the producer decided to replace her with Kelsey Heart. Once again, Jack Hammer called and threatened everyone, including Al Borda. Al did talk with him, however it did not seem to help.
Jack Hammer may have issues with me, however he doesn't appear to care why his girlfriend is having the problems she is. In retrospect, I would guess that some of those problems come from poor planning on her/his part. (IE: double-booking). I imagine that if he had taken a less hostile attitude towards the producer and crew, he may have had different results.
I have talked with Jack Hammer and CJ Bennett on two seperate occasions, and calmly explained to them the situation. It's hard to continue a conversation when someone keeps threatening you. I try very hard to make the talent comfortable on our sets. I guess I can't please everyone.
Al Borda writes: Dear Luke, Here is what is going on over here in the BORDA camp. My response to jack Hammer on www.geneross.com is:
I have try for so long to stay out of the lime lite, but I got sucked back in again! Yes, it is true, I called Mr. Hammer and offer to give him my address so that he could settle any problems that he had with me. Happy to say, I thought we had worked it out over the phone, and no violence was going to come about. Now I am not calling Mr. Hammer out nor any one else, BUT I WILL MAKE MYSELF VERY CLEAR, I will not be threatened!
I might not be the biggest guy in the porn business, but I am one of the richest, and my money can buy a lot of power! As almost everybody no's besides my regular body guard BIG FOOT and HOUSE, I have acquired a new one, TINY. The hole problem between Mr. Hammer and I, is over myself or my production Manager not calling him back to confirm him working or not working.
As I told jack I don't even have time to fart, so don't get your feelings hurt if I don't call him back. This response is not directed to Mr. Hammer, it is directed to any person how makes treats to myself, my family or my friends. I too am old school, and believe peace throughout violence. That comes from the Italian blood and Philly lifestyle! I hope that Mr. Hammer understands my feelings. He has my phone numbers and if he has a problem he should voice it to me and not to everyone else. It seems to me this is a ploy to keep his names in the spotlight, and I wish he went about it without using my name!
Marylin Star Porno Link To Insider Trading
John writes: (NEW YORK) -- A former chairman and chief executive officer of a New York financial investment firm has been charged with insider trading for giving tips about potential bank mergers to a porno actress. James McDermott, Junior... the former C-E-O of Keefe, Bruyette and Woods... now works at investment bank Allen and Company. He's charged with securities fraud and perjury in Manhattan federal court for giving non-public information to Kathryn Gannon, also known as Marylin Star. The complaint also charges a third defendant, Anthony Pomponio, a self-employed New Jersey businessman, with allegedly trading on the tips. The papers allege that both Pomponio and McDermott had relationships with Gannon.
Luke hears that Marilyn Star is hiding out in Canada.
XXX says: Kinda dumb if you ask me giving insider information to an unsophisticated investor. Besides that a porn star. It was all over the news today. His former associates plastered his old office with pictures of her from the internet.
Chaim writes: Luke, check out www.nydailynews.com for more on the "The Porn Star and the Banker" - classic tabloid story. Only thing missing is that none of the principals (so far) is a jew! Financial crime and porn, and yet no jew in sight! (The Goldstein quote does not count.)
hi again Luke, well, about the french porn site; there is a site: darkvoid.net, with links to under ground sites of nasty sex, virus teams, metal music, etc... some of these sites[ for example torture.net] claim that they got snuff movies, which i've seen some of those, and i don't think they're real; any way, in darkvoid.net, there is a link to a chart: sick top 100,which lists sick, pervert and illegal sites[ sites that include bestiality, child porn, satanism, etc,...] the list always updates and some links [ older links, broken links,...] get removed. the last week i logged into dark void- sick top 100, then i got into this french site through a link, and in the page: latest information, i read about hiv pos; but i don't know the name of that french site, if the link in sick top 100 still would be available, i'll get there again and write it's name to you; rock on Luke, you rule!
Kayla Sands writes: I find it quite disturbing that you keep adding fuel to the fire. Michael Morrison is someone who craves attention. Regardless if it's good or bad. To print small comments that you receive from certain ex-employees shouldn't be taken seriously either. They are just as obsessed with the drama created around Morrison as he is. Michael is a self obsessed individual who wants to project a bad image. Well, as long as people keep printing pointless statements about a man that no one really cares about he wins. And regardless of what happens at CES this year everyone already knows that the egos of both individuals, Morrison and Smith, have been bruised. So they will probably handle it the way that everyone is expecting. And for Morrison to say that he doesn't want to contribute to the silliness of this whole thing, he actually is.
Luke: I'm getting many supportive emails regarding my coming court case with XXX. While I tremendously appreciate your best wishes, I do not plan to run any emails mocking Christi for bearing an uncanny resemblance to the tall slender blonde in the video who has sex with a dog. This website no longer traffics in human misery.
Hymie writes: "This whelp Allan Gelbard--who "journalist" Gene Ross describes a "First Amendment attorney"-- has less experience as a lawyer than you do as a journalist, Luke! Ain't that a bitch?"
Luke Heals
While speaking before a group of skeptical atheists Sunday, I received a message from God that I should start using my website for healing rather than for misery.
If you're down and feeling low right now, please try using this meditational mantra - "Luke Heals. Luke Heals. Luke Heals."
I sense that there is someone out there reading my site now who is blind. Please accept my healing energies coming through the computer to heal you. Then write and tell me if it worked.
I sense that another lost soul is about to open his heart to Christ. We're here for you brother. Please testify about the Good News of the Gospel!
If you have a concern on your heart, and want me to pray for you or someone you care about, please Email Luke. I'm particularly concerned about the lost sheep of the children of Israel, i.e., the Jews of Porn.
Tommy Nugent writes: Heal my lost soul, Luke! I was born a Jew; but nobody told me 'till I was fourteen (Grandma left Hungary cuz of persecution and then denied her Jewishness once in America); became a born again Christian at 14; a Pentecostal preacher at 21; and am now 29, an Agnostic and the Official Magician of Porn who just married a former stripper with an eye towards breaking into girl-girl porn. Is there hope for this lost soul?? If so, does the Truth lead me to Christianity or Judaism? Must I give up porn? If so, do I quit reading your site? Oh the agony!
Rumdar: Luke, Face it, your constituents are chronic masturbators. They are all going blind.
Cohen writes: In spite of the plethora of female adult film stars that one can gaze upon on the web there is only one that I would really like to correspond with and send some gifts to and that is Sandra Scream. I cannot find anything about her on the web despite surfing like a madman. please if you could direct me as to how to at least send her some gifts as a token of my esteem I would be most appreciative and i would even send you a gift which is a collectible porcelain doll from France as my way of saying thank you for your kind assistance with this matter.
ELASTIN2: will u allow him to do u from behind
KIMMIE KYM: maybe
ELASTIN2: will u allow me
ELASTIN2: what if i gave u a case of grape soda
KIMMIE KYM: sicko
Frank writes: Today, I saw an Analbolic "Rough Sex" there. The cover showed a terrified looking girl with a guys hands around her neck ready to choke her. The narrative said (memory) this video is not for everyone". It said it contained "choking" (I assume forced deep throat) double anal and other extreme acts (didn't take notes). This seems to reach/cross the "rape" line and with our tort system being what it is, if someone who is documented to have bought or rented this video commits a forcible sex act. (Feds, are you reading this. I didn't watch the vid but this seems to be your obscenity case) there could be civil court grounds against anabolic along with obscenity charges.
MrPata writes: What's the latest word on the S. Johnson 2000 man gangbang? I can't imagine it's going to happen. It's already Dec 22nd and no one I know has been contacted about it yet. Either it's fallen through or it'll be the same 20 guys again. I heard that arab terrorists have planted a nuclear device inside Sabrina's vag, so we're all probably better off if the gangbang never happens.