Monday, December 20, 1999
FSC Names New Director
I hear that Bill Lyon is the new Free Speech Coalition executive director. He's a complete newcomer and knows little about the adult industry.
One of the prime perquisites of Lyon's new position is sexual access to numerous porners including the back doors of Steve Hirsch and Paul Fishbein, who, like many powerful men, are actually submissive bottoms in real life.
Mike Ross was not elected to the FSC Board. Which means Kat Sunlove's $60,000 a year position in Sacramento lobbying for the FSC is secure as is that of the $54,000 annually paid FSC secretary Carol.
"They've done it again," says Mike. "They know there is a lot of support for me out there. I've raised over $100,000 in the last nine months. And they are not willing to let me on their board of directors.
"I'm bummed. I wanted to work with them and they've said again that they don't want to."
The FSC has fixed its elections in the past and so it would be no surprise if they were fixed again this year.
Lyon told Ross that he finished last in the voting. Mike supposedly came in eleventh out of the eleven candidates than ran for eight positions.
I talked to Ross early Monday afternoon by telephone. He will represent Philadelphia strip clubs on January 4th in their battle against city regulations.
BrandyAlx1: The FSC never elects Mike Ross to the board becasue he's a whiner. Can you imagine what the director's meetings would be like if he was in there and didn't get his way? Can't say that I blame them.
Mike: Thank you for the compliments. If being a whiner means getting things done, then I appreciate the support.
BrandyAlx1: Call me weird, but the picture of Lynne and NJG on 1219998.jpg looks oddly like Alex Kingston and Debra Winger.
Wildlife Party
I attended Bobby Rinaldi's Wildlife Video party at the Rainbow on Sunset Blvd Sunday night. I talked with male performers Lexington Steele and Erik Everhard, who were both courteous, direct and decent.
I saw Shawna Edwards and I winced. She looks great, but I felt so bad for all she's been through over the past couple of years. She was hanging outside with James DiGiorgio and Jay Ashley. She seemed to have a connection with Jay.
Wildlife named Ron Miller's girlfriend Brooke Hunter as its contract girl along with Layla, one of many attractive San Diego based porn girls on hand along with the perenially cheerful and disciplined Dave Cummings.
Huge breasted Donita won Wildlife's Performer of the Year award and Brandon Irons captured the male version. Donita was in a cheerful mood.
AVN held its office party down the street a mile at the House of Blues. I was not invited. Paul Fishbein is calling video company owners and recruiting them for the AVN show in January 2001. He says there will be no CES adult section. It will be the AVN show. And no VSDA adult either next year. Paul tells company owners that they will be able to sell product directly, something Ron Miller's Erotica LA has been doing for three years.
Sharon Mitchell looked great with a new hairdo and her perpetually tight body. She says her new year's resolution is to get along with Rob Spallone who was laughing at Sunday night's party about Gloria Leonard breaking her foot a few weeks ago trying to stick it up Sharon's anal cavity.
Bobby Rinaldi tells me, with his arm around Dave Cummings: "Dave Cummings. They love him. The couples love him. Everybody loves him. He's the man that made f--- My Wife Please, the number one series in the business. He's done six editions already and I want him to be in another 60. He's the biggest professional in the business and we f---ing him love him."
I chatted with long haired American Indian Tex Sexton who hails from Texas, and his blonde fiance Swann, formerly Bobby Baron. Tex and Swann (5'7", 36C-24-35) work exclusively together (though Swann will do other women). In the industry almost a year, she appears in about 30 videos. Tex has done about 50. He used to be with fellow Texan Cheyenne.
Tex and Swann met in Jim South's World Modeling office.
Swann did this year's October Penthouse Pet Devon in College Confessions 6. She also appeared in The Sopornos and Succubus 17.
I meet a blonde beauty in her 30s. Her name is Judy and she makes non-piercing body jewelry that appears in many of David Christopher's Pussyman productions.
I see a young attractive brunette named Brooke. She used to be the girlfriend of Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof. She also had a serious affair with John Wayne Bobbitt.
I talk with Lexington Steele, who says his penis at full erection measures eleven inches long and seven inches around.
Lex: "But these two other guys are far larger than I am. Mandingo, Jack Mazemire (sp?)... I'm not the biggest. I'm just the best."
Luke: "Everybody's talking about you. Some have compared you with John Holmes."
Lex: "My career is going good. I'm in association with some strong companies. They give me the chance to do well on a high level. This CES, I will have been in the business two years. I'll have done about 450 videos, which is probably the most [for a man's first two years] in the last ten, fifteen years."
Luke: "Do you ever have time to do civilian girls?"
Lex: "This is just a job for me. In my personal life, I would rather be with just one girl... I work on having solid relationships away from the camera. But it's tough because of what we do. This is sex for pay. It's time your moralistic type of a job but it pays well."
Luke: "Have you been able to find a woman willing to put up with that?"
Lex: "Within the business, it is very easy for me to develop relationships. But outside it is very tough. Because once they find out that you f--- for a living, everything goes out the door. You keep your eyes open and you realize that you're making a career choice that has some sacrifices."
Luke: "Would you be willing to quit the business for the right woman?"
Lex: "No. I've been to every continent on the face of the earth in the last two years. I make six figures a year. You can't beat that... Only thing bad about it is that there is an inherent health risk for being involved in this business. That's the only thing that plays on your mind. The fact that you are rolling the dice every time you step up to the plate."
Luke: "Do you get recognized a lot in public?"
Lex: "Not yet, but with all the cable stuff I've done about to come out... But most of the companies I work for are super hardcore and most of their stuff is not on the cable markets yet... I haven't reached the cable market yet because there are not a lot of roles being offered to black men on the feature circuit. I do a lot of gonzo... I'm probably one of the better actors in the whole business but nobody will ever see that because I don't get parts with feature roles.
"It's much like the rest of America. If the high-end features have a black guy in a role, he's usually coming just to f---. There's not going to be dialogue for him and he's just going to be stereotyped. I can carry dialogue. I did a series for Vivid Raw which is dialogue heavy... But these roles aren't really coming out from Vivid, VCA, Wicked, Sin City, and the companies that put out the big features. They're missing out on the best sex they could have in their feature movies."
Luke: "Do you have any acting training or did you pick it up on the job?"
Lex: "No, no, no... I've been doing some mainstream roles. I've been on HBO, Showtime and mainstream TV regularly. I've done Wayne Brothers [and Lex listed shows I've never heard of. I don't watch TV]. I had a documentary on MTV and HBO. I've been around. I've modelled mainstream in New York..."
Luke: "Under the name Lexington Steele?"
Lex: "Oh no, no, no. That was before I did this... There's just much more than what the world sees, a guy f---ing on film."
Luke: "Your porno work is going to come out one day."
Lex: "I look forward to it. As long as everybody enjoys what they saw, that's the bottom line. So I did porn. Did you enjoy it? As long as they enjoy watching me...
"I represent the hardcore. My main companies are Annabolic and Diabolic. It's the hardest hardcore out there. It's the best sex available. They only use the top guys so every scene is guaranteed to be rocket hard. The girls have to rise to the level of the male performer so everything is hot."
Luke: "Don't you rip girls up with that schlong of yours?"
Luke once saw Lex do French blonde Dolly Golden up the anus until blood rolled down her leg. Dolly said that she frequently bleeds during anal sex.
Lex: "No. Producers let the girls know if they have not worked with me before, how I perform... I don't like to change my style. I'm lucky that people will pair me with girls who say, 'I like that.' No, I don't hurt anybody and at no point do I ever go past what the girl wants me to do. I'm always asking her, 'Hey, is that ok?' You don't see that on film."
Luke: "Do you feel a power over women?"
Lex: "No, my thing is that I want to make the best sex on video possible so I never look to abuse the woman. I think it is a team effort. You are there to make good films. It is not a power trip for me. Certain women turn me on in certain ways and I'll perform more aggressively...but she's the one they're buying the tape for... So my thing is to make her look as great as I possibly can. I try to make stuff that I want to jerk off to."
Luke: "Would you have a problem playing a rapist in a hardcore film?"
Lex: "I've done several rapist scenes, simulated obviously for a couple of Japanese based companies. It shows that a lot of acting happens in these things... If you look at a rape scene, everything is acting and nobody is getting hurt..."
Luke then interviewed 23 year old blonde Canadian Eric Everhard, who's appeared in about 200 videos. He worked for a year in Vancouver, Canada before moving to Los Angeles last December.
Eric: "If you like sex, it's a good business. The money is good. I have no complaints."
At full erection, Eric measures seven inches long and almost seven inches around.
Eric: "I lucked into the industry. I met this guy in Vancouver who was shooting amateur stuff. And an old girlfriend of mine had always said that I could do that job. We'd see a few movies... And so I walked in to try it. The first time I met him, he said, 'Can you f--- a girl right now?' I went in, did great, and he called me a couple of days later.
"If you're going to perform, you just do it. You can't think about it. If you sit there thinking, 'Am I going to do it? Am I going to get wood?' You're f---ed. It's 90% mental."
Donita walks up to me.
Donita: "f--- AVN! f--- all natural. Bigger is better. They're more fun. More to f---." Her breasts are gargantuan, about FF."
I talk to Ron Jeremy. He tells me about being on stage with Kid Rock.
Ron: "I took Joe C.'s part. Where Joe C. goes, 'I'm three foot nine with a ten foot dick.' I say, 'I'm five foot nine with a ten inch dick.' I did it at the Hard Rock Cafe where I sucked and then I did it at the Lousville ampitheater where I was a lot better. The difference is earplugs, so you can hear your own voice."
I talk to tall blonde Allyson Embers, a California native. She's with her blonde long haired male fiance Axl Hose.
I only attended the Wildlife event as a form of amusement, as a sublime paradigmatic shift from the normal way I spend my Sunday evenings, i.e., immersed in study of Torah. So I went to the Rainbow intending to mock the proceedings, but then I saw these really groovy looking chicks and I came home and pulled on my penis without humorous intent. After ten minutes I ejaculated into my cupped left hand in a manner that neither inverted nor subverted any Judaic paradigms.
(I ripped that off from theonion.com.)
Director James DiGiorgio and Lysa Stone almost ran over me as I was walking home. Lysa yelled out the window, "That was the ghost of Rob Spallone."
Thank God it was Christmas time as all the porners I met Sunday night were of good cheer and did not seem to hate me nearly as much as they should. Danny, Metro's head of sales, did not even try to whack me.
Ron Miller writes: It was nice seeing you last evening at the Wildlife party both Brooke and I are pleased you enjoyed yourself. We agree, it was a great group of friendly people, lots of fun and, hopefully, representative of the direction the adult video industry is heading.
The quality of Luke's pictures are even worse than normal because of the lack of light.
Naughtia Childs writes: Luke I am sorry i missed you at last night's party. Wildlife threw a holiday party that warmed my heart like eggnog on christmas eve. Well I just had to correct you on something, Wildlifes exclusive contract girl is the beautiful LAYLA not Shalya!! Get it right you silly limey jew. See Naughtia has the holiday spirit.
XXXGen.Com Rocks
Check out my sponsor's site www.xxxgen.com. Mike South writes an explosive gossip column which contains this:
I am still working on the Rob Black story. I keep hearing two rumors over and over but neither has been confirmed. Here are the facts: Rob was in a relationship with Nikki. Nikki was also the receptionist at Elegant Angel and then at Extreme. Even though Nikki hasn’t been the receptionist at Extreme for quite some time, she is sill getting money from Black, regularly. The buzz at Extreme has been why? What does Nikki have on Rob? Obviously there is tangible proof, whatever it is otherwise Black would discredit her as a psycho bimbo like he has the other former Extreme girls. The two most commonly heard explanations are that Nikki has proof positive that Rob was paying off Gene Ross. I personally find this one unlikely, if for no other reason than Rob would let Gene hang before he would pay off Nikki to keep her mouth shut and I have no reason to believe that Gene would even accept a payoff. Second is that Nikki has proof positive that Rob has had some bisexual experiences. As I said, so far both are just speculation.
Gchivers writes on RAME: How old was she when she did that anal scene?
Celeste: Butt Freak, 1992. --20--
Vanessa Chase: Black Studs And Little White Trash, 1995. --20--
Jeanette Littledove: Pretty Peaches 2, 1987. --20--
Micki Lynn: Dr. Butts 3, 1993. --20--
Tiffany Mynx: Anal Sluts And Sweethearts, 1992. --20--
Sahara Sands: Anal Intruder 8, 1993. --20--
Sunset Thomas: Gang Bang Fury, 1992. --20--
Nina dePonca: Back Door To Hollywood 9, 1990. --23--
Francesca Le: Gang Bang Girl 13, 1994. --23--
Nicole London: Anal Innocence 2, 1993. --23--
Tami Monroe: Anal Vision 6, 1993. --23--
Samantha Strong: Sam's Fantasy, 1990. --23--
Christy Canyon: On Trial 1: In Defense Of Savannah, 1991. --25-- {note:
faked anal with T.T. Boy}
Trinity Loren: Butts Motel 2, 1989. --25--
Elle Rio: Who Came In The Back Door, 1987. --26--
Melanie Moore: Anal Addiction 3, 1991. --29--
Tori Welles: Private Diary Of Tori Welles, 1997. --30--
Jeanna Fine: New Wave Hookers 5, 1997. --32--
Nina Hartley: Caught From Behind 14, 1991. --32--
Dynamite Gary
Luke talked Saturday night with Dynamite's husband Gary who does not perform before the camera.
Gary: "Duke (Sydney Glassberg) spoke to me. He said that he had a shoot for her but in return he had some private work for her to do for him. And if she did the private work, he could come up with a lot more shoots."
Dynamite, a redhead, stands 4'10 and weighs 95 pounds. With brown eyes, she measures 34c-25-34.
A stripper in Michigan and Tampa, she's been in California over two months.
At the Nightmoves Awards in Tampa last year, she met Anna Malle and did a few scenes. She enjoyed them.
Dynamite was Miss Nude Petite Florida for 1999.
PST Not Luke's Channel
Mastrick, an operator of Porn Star Trading, regularly posts to RAME lists of industry notables who come to the channel. Here is his latest: "Jenteal, Zoe, Heaven Leigh, Bianca Trump, Delaney Daniels, Linda Thoren, James DiGiorgio, Jim Gunn, Trey Hunter, Mike South, Mad Jack, Bo from LGI, GiGi from Avalon, Dirty Bob, RogTPipe, Matt Taylor and Brandon Irons."
Luke's sponsor Craig Vasiloff wrote Mastrick wondering why he was no longer mentioned (neither am I).
Mastrick replied: Nothing personal, Craig. As I'm sure you know, the story about Luke F-rd and his sponsor being sued broke this week. I've gotten some feedback from people indicating that they think of PsT as 'Luke's channel.' This is clearly unacceptable, so I made the decision to delete reference to Luke and 'anything Luke-related.'
At the same time, I am respectful of your relationship with Mr. Ford and understand that your decision to sponsor Luke is a business decision. When the smoke clears a little over the Luke matter, and when XXX Generation is up and going, I see no reason why can't look at the matter again.
Luke F-rd Sued For Defamation
As Luke walked up to the Center for Inquiry-West Sunday morning, he was served with legal papers...
Though threatened many times, this is the first time Luke has been served. Laurie Holmes claimed last week that she is suing Ford for defamation of character.
Luke then walked inside to find Mark Kernes of AVN, his staunchest critic.
"Hi Mark, good to see you," I say. He mutters something inaudible. Mark hates me so much he hates to talk to me or shake hands.
But by the time I got up to give my talk, Kernes was gone. I figured he just wanted to see me served, or to speak up against me if there was a big crowd to hear me. There wasn't. Only a dozen people showed up for the lecture, among them Lynne L-patin and Nice Jewish Girl.
On the drive back from my lecture, NJG spoke on to my tape recorder:
NJG: "I've learned more about Luke from his lecture than from knowing him... And he loves me. Last night, he was totally emotionally shut down but today, in front of an audience, he was so gregarious."
Luke: "That's how a lot of men are. I know several rabbis like that. They are open, warm, caring, magnetic in front of a mike, and then cold fish in person."
NJG: "When you go on a date with Luke, he won't talk. You'll try to make a conversation and he emotionally shuts down. And the end of the flick 'Liberty Heights," which I actually liked because I am a real Jew. And I know how my father was made fun of and beaten up because he was Jewish... Luke felt no connection to Jews in the past or their pain. And at the end of the movie, when they talked about having memories, and my father died in January... I was feeling all choked up. And the audience claps. And Luke turns to me and says, 'Well, that was pointless.' And there were people all around me sniffling. I was sniffling. I was staring at Luke for emotional support. He gave me none. I wound up yelling at him. Then, when you yell at him like something like that, he totally shuts down and disassociates like a porn star in a sex scene."
Luke: "At least I was really friend to your cousin and grandma."
NJG: "He was completely unfriendly. He just stood in the living room. They said hello... Luke broke out into a sweat and said 'I have to go back to my car.' Luke didn't even sit down. He stood in the middle of the living room and he wouldn't look at anybody, sweating profusely. Freaking out. Having a total panic attack."
Luke: "I was parked illegally."
NJG: "Last time he was at my house picking me up, he sat on my couch and again totally disassociated into the TV screen.
"I learned a lot about Luke from today's lectures. He has great feelings for a group of people. He can completely open up to a group of people. All the drive over, he wouldn't talk to me. 'Look at the traffic, isn't it awful? Good thing I have a radio.' Which he doesn't...And this is a 20 minute ride.
"Does it upset you that I spent $70 on this skirt?"
Luke: "No, it was worth it. It flatters your newly slender figure."
NJG: "I woke everybody up in the place because they were old. They really stared at me. At the end, me and Lynne conspired against Luke. First we went out to the car. Then I said, 'We have to go back in and introduce ourselves. We have to pull a Courtney Love.' So Lynne and I went back in and I introduced myself. 'I'm Nice Jewish Girl from the website.'"
Luke: "No one had even read my website or heard of NJG."
NJG: "And Lynne introduced herself as the pornographer.
"Luke, why can't you open up to me when we've been married all this time, practically, on the web?"
Luke: "Certain times you feel like opening up, such as in front of a group, or to get sex."
NJG: "Are you usually emotionally shut down?"
Luke: "Yeah, because I am a man and that is how men are."
NJG: "Do you want me to kiss you on the cheek?"
Luke: "No."
NJG: "Are you scared of me?"
Then NJG got really angry at me for not wanting her to kiss me on the cheek.
NJG: "You just look so cute, all of a sudden. It must be the fame thing, speaking to seven elderly people turns Luke on."
Then we all got in Lynne's car and drove to the Beverly Center to have a late lunch at the Souplantation.
Lynne: "Luke f---s people over inadvertently then has to adopt a posture that it is just part of his personality... Half the time when he's offensive, he has no clue about what is so offensive about what he's done."
NJG: "Luke, giving money to your temple doesn't make you a good Jew."
Luke pays yearly dues to his synagogue of $1200, which is typical for membership in a shul. Jews don't take up monetary donations in religious services like Christians.
Lynne: "You [NJG] didn't grow up in a religious straightjacket. The Seventh Day Adventists are an honest to goodness cult. There is no room in their religious framework for questioning or skepticism... That's when his father came a cropper. His father tried to blend his secular knowledge with the tenets of the cult. And you can't do that with cults."
NJG kept bugging us to stop at a health food store to get stuff for her bladder infection.
NJG: "We get them all the time, particularly after having sex with men."
Lynne: "And it's usually something they got from the last girl they had sex with. That's how you know they're screwing around."
NJG: "While Luke spoke, I could feel his father in the room. Omigod, I do not want to go to dinner with him. I want to stay in my room and not go to dinner with daddy. I'm scared of Luke's daddy."
Lynne: "I'm not afraid of anybody.
"I could feel his fear of having to live up to his expectations. He knew that dad was special, he was up here, and most people were not... And he needed to achive beyond daddy. So he had to find something where he could be better than daddy.
"So he's found this thing... Nobody else has chronicled the industry like Luke..."
NJG: "I just could feel this humongous father figure. How do you live with a father like that?"
Lynne: "I think you hide under a rock until you can get away."
Dane Productions Busted
Moe writes: Luke, I was wondering if you had heard that Dane/Forbidden Productions was raided in the last couple of days? What's the deal.
According to Saturday's Los Angeles Times newspaper, two San Fernando Valley porners were charged with misdemeanors. They'd secured the proper city permit to shoot in Reseda, but violated the permit by filming nude scenes that were visible to the public through uncovered windows. They also received a second misdemeanor charge for illegally parking on the street.
Paul E. Bussey, 34, of Canoga Park and Devan Sagliani, 27, of Thousand Oaks were each charged in a criminal complaint filed Thursday. They will be arraigned January 31st in Van Nuys Municipal Court.
Officers from the Los Angeles Police Department's West Valley division discovered the shoot while investigating a complaint from a neighbor, whose children had seen naked people through the uncovered windows of the house.
Frank writes Saturday: The police payed a visit to the set at Duke's new house today. The crew was permitted so nothing happened. Rob Spallone makes good on his promise?
Email: droppin you a line, this is J0HNG0TTI, papillon the pornstar who was presumed missing or dead im hearing is dancing out in San Bernardino
Pictures
Damacleus writes: Dear Luke, What gives? The spectrometer says that the photo of Lynne L-patin recently published, is of a different individual than photos published in the past! Skin tones skewed way off in the red. Camera problems?
Kunce writes: Nice tits on NJG. You really are a joke. Especially letting yourself get sued by those retards you report about. If there's anything I've learned about you through your website, it's that you are usually smarter than the whores and fags you write about.
Rumdar: Luke..Great takes and wonderful shots of you and Nice Jewish Girl. You make an attractive couple. This may be the woman for you buddy.
Lynne L-patin writes: "Thank you for inviting me to see you speak at Inquiry West, and to meet your friend, NJG. Sitting in the audience, we knew each other right away, if only because we were hard at work suppressing the giggles throughout.
Hearing you speak was fascinating. I gained a little more insight into the complexity that is Luke F-rd from hearing first hand what I'd previously only read about on the website. Inflection and expression add a lot of meaning.
I thought it was funny that all the people who are supposedly terrified you're going to say something horrible about them in public, who should have been there in case you dished dirt to "outsiders," weren't. I guess you are no longer considered much of a threat.
I don't know why Mark (Kernes, of AVN) left just as I arrived, but he would have probably been bored anyway, as you spoke mostly about yourself and how you came to write the book rather than about the adult industry. The "Urban Legend" portion of your presentation was funny, and I would think that Skeptical Inquiry might be interested in an written version.
Your impeccable grammar and diction were a tremendous asset to your description of how you overcame your religious stultification to become the masturbatory horndog you are today. You've been misinformed about circumcision, though -- it doesn't decrease the sex drive, it decreases penile sensitivity.
NJG seems to be a sweetheart and would make such a great companion for a high quality guy with a good job and plenty of spunk. Too bad they are so very few and far between.
Subjecting you to Courtney Love punk rock sing-a-long torture with her was so much fun, even when you made us stop because the neighbors might hear it.
(The stupidest things cause you agonizing embarrassment, whereas you don't care if others are embarrassed over some truly horrible things you say about them. I should spray paint "Luke F-rd f---s fat ladies for money" in front of your house. It might cure you of that gleeful callousness people find so distasteful.)
Email: Regarding Nice Jewish Girl. Luke- You are a moron to push this woman away! She is attractive, intelligent, JEWISH - could probably cook a mean cholent and light the candles with the best of them. If I were over there, I would invite you both over for Shabbat dinner (I know she's not bisexual, but a gal can dream) and then she could help me restrain you on top of the table and drip shabbat candlewax down the crack of your ass for your thoughtlessness. Sincerely, JJG (Jaded Jewish Girl)
Nita Cherry writes: Luke, Well, I am a swf, 27. Is that too old for you Luke?? I'm 5'8" tall long legs, long dark blonde hair.I have very long eyelashes, blue/green eyes that sparkle like diamonds (I', told) and a thin, athletic build. I work out everyday..but, I do not look like Calista Flockgeek. I have a beautiful curvy body. I worked hatd for it. I love politics, your column & site, phone sex, walks on the beach, and writing poetry. I am very spiritual however and ... AND...(afraid to tell you) not...nope NOT Jewish. I do not know much about the Jewish faith ..other than what I have read. I am however VERY open minded. Do you date non-Jewish girls. do you even play with them?
Let's see, this is not easy!!! *lol* I am very attracted to you Luke. I have been for some TIME!!!!!!!!! HMMMMMMMM, what else. I just love hearing about your softer side. You really do just want to settle down huh? I love that. You know that makes women hot..just hearing that right?? It does. wet as rain.... I am a successful, professional, finacially independent women in need of NO-ONE.*lol* hmmmmmm, I am a radio personality. I host(ess) a CRAZY morning show zoo for a ROCK and ROLL station here. so...what are my chances ..of just like TALKING to you in person?? I would love for you to hear my voice..and for yours to drench my ears like honey. write me fantastic luke. write me. I await with baited breath....
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, such women are sources of temptation that you would be ill advised to contact. Yield even once, and you will find yourself sinning many many times. They will turn you into a pork-eater in no time. Better that you send them my way, as I, like Moses and Spielberg, have no compunction about dating gentiles. If they live in or near New York City, you should send them my way. I STILL want you to pimp for me, in exchange for my many contributions to your web site and life as a jewish intellectual.
Doggie-Style Tort Law At-A-Glance?
ZHR writes: luke, you have the best sight. you are undaunting in the face of adversity and the constant bitching of the subjects to which you cover. i always look forward to reading your column and finding out the truth behind the stars. my question is, what is Marc Wallice doing these days. I came across a scene with him and Tia Bella and it looked somewhat recent. I know he has HIV so i was wondering if the scene was shot after the discovery. He was wearing a condom. Also, what is Farrah doing these days. She is so hot and I was wondering if she is as fun in real life as I imagine her to be. You do not have a profile on her in you stars section.
Luke: Farrah is fun. She dances a lot in different strip clubs. Marc Wallice does some behind the scenes tech work but his performing days are over.
Diablo writes: Luke, Just thought I should let you know. A couple weeks ago you had a letter from bc_stinger@yahoo.com on your site in refrence to pst. Well bc_stinger is really Brandy Alexandre despite her claim otherwise. Brandy has been going around usenet posting as this bc_stinger, in posts about Bianca Trump, to make it look as though Brandy has fans. Heres the evidence to Brandy pretending shes ore than one person, and just being overall pathetic. Next time she makes comments about Bianca Trumps behavior on your site, just remind her of this. Since both Brandy and her alter ego will try to deny this let me offer some proof:
Luke: Diablo offers pretty convincing proof, I just don't want to bother publishing all the technical info.
Brandy replies: Play the game if you want to Luke. bc_stinger has also posted from Sprint lines in a different state. He's just on a Brandy bash and wants your readership.
Vikstrom writes: Three months ago, i came home from Thailand after a Three months vacation there, and, as everybody knows, the sexmarket there is HUGE!. From what i´ve seen there i´ve come up with this idea: Why not take a camcorder and a stud with a big cock with me next time and do some nasty GONZO-films!! You can get a girl there to do anything for allmoast no money(Really good looking strippers). You get a girl to stay with you the hole night for something like 30$, and if you put in another 30$ i´m sure you get to tape the "session" as well :) If you have the time to answer, i would like to ask you: Do you think there´s a market for Thai-Gonzo-Films?(especially in the states)?
Luke: Yes.
XXX writes: I have a question. Some time back OGC (I don't remember the company name) was going to release a film called "Cockzilla" I saw ads for it in AVN and pictures of the creature from the CEA or VSDA convention in various adult mags. What ever became of that flick? I'm curious. It would take great timing now, since Toho has released Godzilla 2000 in Japan this month. Attached is a jpg of the beast. I was playing around with my new version of Color It! when I made it last year. One last question. What happened to J.R. Carrington? She was hot.
Luke: J.R. is retired from porn and is looking after her two kids. Cockzilla, I think, was withdrawn before distribution because of a lawsuit.
Like Mother, Like Daughter
Mr. NiceGuy writes on RAME: A mother and daughter "tag team," who appear together in a scene in "Carolina X-posed 2," were in Chicago the week before last to tape a segment for Jerry Springer's TV show. The episode will air sometime during the first two weeks of February (the next Neilsen sweeps month).
Check out the boxcover and a few stills at http://www.csproductions.com/cx02.htm.