Tuesday, December 14, 1999
Vivid Party At Congo Room
Vivid Video throws an invitation only party tonight at the Congo Room at 5364 Wilshire Blvd, two blocks west of La Brea. The Congo Room is owned by actress - singer Jennifer Lopez and actor Jimmy Smits. The party celebrates the success of Vivid's Pay Per View cable channels Hot Network and Hot Zone which are available to about 21 million homes.
Playboy TV producer Eric Mittlemen is resigning from the company effective December 23. He oversees Night Calls, which he developed along with Hot Rocks.
Herschel Savage phoned Luke Tuesday morning to inquire if he'd published anything on Hersch owing money to Mark Spiegler and David Christopher. Nope, it's all been on the site of that gossip monger . Savage was supposed to appear in small claims court Tuesday to settle up with Spiegler (for about $5000 according to Spiegler), whose nickname is Shylock for his Jewish money lending ways.
Luke talked to Kendra Jade at 7PM Tuesday evening.
Kendra: "I was reading your site today and everybody was so full of nice things to say about me. That I didn't need surgery and was gorgeous and stuff like that. Where were those people a month ago when I needed them? When everybody was saying Kendra's really ugly, Kendra's a bitch."
Luke: "l-keford.com is always behind you Kendra Jade."
Kendra: "I'm sitting here waiting for my f---ing gorilla lips to stop swelling. I had a fat transfer. No collagen for me baby, natural. My own body fat."
Luke: "Cindy Plenum did that."
Kendra: "She's full of s---. She was patronizing. Who the f--- is Cindy Plenum anyway?"
Luke: "Chaim Amalek's girlfriend."
Kendra: "My lips are so f---ing fat, I think my blowjob rate is going to go up immediately... Though that doesn't sound appealing to me right now. I can barely get my lips around a straw. I ordered a milkshake today and I had to drink it with a spoon because I can't suck on a straw.
"My breasts are really good. They sound like water balloons... Can you hear them? Because they're new.
"They're not bigger. Though they look bigger now because they're swollen. Most of the surgery I had was not even optional surgery... My breasts were encapsulated so I had to get them redone. I didn't get bigger implants, I just changed the implants.
"We had to remove a lot of scar tissue from the first boob job which caused them not to set right. So now as long as I take care of them good. Last time I was a real slacker...and I didn't go back for my post operative visits and s---... I didn't take good care of the work that he did. Dr. Hayworth in Beverly Hills did a great job, except I didn't take good care of them. Because I did not want to wear my casts. I ruined his masterpiece."
Dan writes: Heh luke, I'm sitting here watching Orgazmo, and I've been thinking: What must a porno contract look like? Do DP's get in the code? Does minimum number of facials per shooting day count? I'm really curious.
Luke: Most porn contracts are oral (which sex acts for how much money). The performers sign release forms which are identical to the ones most mainstream actors and models sign.
Todd Gumm writes: Hey Luke, I've been reading and hearing about this big AVN (Ass Kissing Awards) Awards, and it got me to thinking, Why don't you have a yearly awards giveout, you could nominate like 3 or 4 in each category, then let the fans (real fans, not corrupted votes) pick out via your site the winner. Have the usual categories, Best actress, Best actor, Best Producer, Best Director, Best BJ scene, Best anal scene, Best Movie, Best Gang Bang movie, Best Video Series, Best Gonzo Movie, Best Newcomer of the Year, Best Interracial scene of the year, Best Girl/Girl scene of the year, Best Interracial movie of the year, Best Girl/Girl movie of the year, Hardest working actress of the year, and maybe a few more categories, Maybe even throw in Awards for the century and decade since the big 2000 is almost upon us! AND also (since you are a man of controversy) Have awards such as Baddest movie of the year, and so on, I mean, you can't have an awards without having you step on someones toes can we? lol Hell you could even call them the LUKEY'S, Just think of what an honor it would be for some up and coming starlet to say "I won a LUKEY! " Also throw in some site awards for us to vote on, such as, Luke's story of the year, Luke's favorite enemy, Luke's biggest controversy, and so on. Hell anything you do will be a million more times honest than the AVN bulls---! Well, Catch Ya Later!
Luke: "I'd be happy to do it but I don't want to work at it. If someone would write in with Lukey Award suggested winners, I'd be happy to post them. But I don't want to go to the hard work of thinking."
Lynne L-patin writes Luke: Poor Kendra.... Poor little girl. She knew that even elective surgery is dangerous and beauty at any price carries a risk, but we don't like to see Luke's friends in trouble, being that he has few enough friends as it is. Having so much medically unnecessary surgery done despite the risk for vanity's sake leaves one's self-esteem in question. I can't believe there were so many things wrong with that pretty girl that needed to be changed!
As a mom I would be distressed to hear of both the plans and the reaction to the surgery. Kendra had a dangerous amount of work done on top of which she had to deal with her mom's cavalier attitude. This is a pretty drastic way of trying to get a mom to look and approve. As a pornographer, I mourn the loss of Original Kendra and her original breasts. Fortunately men really do find all sorts of different types of women beautiful and even we terribly imperfect ones find guys who think we're just gorgeous. Why is it okay to artificially alter your body with knives but not with chemicals to kill the pain? Martyrdom for beauty's sake?
David Hardman's sister called me and said that David called her from Parker Center, where the police had taken him after arresting him and impounding his car. She said that the police told her it was a DUI and that David said it was speeding. He wanted her to come pick him up at 3 a.m. downtown and give him money to cover his expenses. Darcy told me she felt it was karma coming round on David from what he did to me. She refused to cooperate. She feels she could never count on her brother anyway, so why put out for him? I told her I believe that returned-karma-wise, there'll be more in store for David. I wonder if he is going to get community service? I don't think he'd be too welcome there. Can you see him on the side of the freeway a la Bobby Hollander?
Jew Stuff - An Israeli guy on the crew today said that the Jews are cleaning up on the Christians over the millenium celebrations [in Israel] and the expectation that Christ will be resurrected. "Millions of dollars are coming into the country. All the hotels are filled."
MISS JACKI WRITES Hi Luke, Miss Jacki here from Australia again. Thanks for putting up my last post on your website, gave me and Wayne a thrill. We want someone to email and tell us if there is any scenes that match the following * Jenna Anal * Jenna having her bum licked * Jenna licking a bum * Jenna being fingered up the bum * Jenna DP (my fantasy is to have Jenna lick my bum) Please help us, anyone who knows can email us at jacki_wayne@yahoo.com
P.S...Luke you are The King Of All Media
Porn Star Escorts
From the updated page http://pornstar.pornworx.com/pse/pse.htm:
Pamela Peaks http://www.pamelapeaks.com
Patty Please (Plenty) http://www.pplease.com
Porshe Lynn http://www.plynn.com
Sammantha Strong http://www.la-exotics.com/esbl_sec.htm
Sunset Thomas http://www.sunset-thomas.com
Suzi Suzuki http://www.SuziSuzuki.com/
Tabitha Stevens http://www.nicisgirls.com/portfolio/index.html
Teri Weigel unable to find web page
Treasure Chest unable to find web page
Mad Jack writes from Las Vegas: Just got done shooting a little hottie named jodi ryder...she's one of Roy Garcia's (818-360-4352) girls. Roy, it seems, has some of the best looking women in the business. As you know, i don't usually go through agents, but after getting an email with Jodi's photo, I couldn't resist.. Barely 18 I had to have her and as you can see, she's AWESOME... I didn't need another scene as I was all shot out through the end of the month, but after seeing her photos, I decided to shoot a scene for Senneca's next feature.
They say "the early bird gets the worm," and I have to say that Jodi
got the snake, courtesy of Roy Shaft (who was cool enough to drive Jodi
out here). Senneca arrived on Sunday for a week of Christmas money making
at "Crazy Horse Too" where she's kicking ass and taking names. Considering
she doesn't get back from the club until 5 am, and we started shooting
at 9am, I think she has TRUE star quality. I got a blistering b/g with
Jodi and Roy and followed up with a Mad Jack bj scene..we're shooting
fetish today and both of the girls are excited about beating the shot
out of my new guy, Jimmy...Roy Shaft has to split as he's booked solid
the rest of the week. Anyone wanting top notch talent should call Roy
Garcia at the above number...Oh, and Luke, as per your request, I''ve
got you scheduled for a one hour spanker(as sub) during CES week so
keep those cheeks nice and soft......Later
Kendra Jade Recovering From Surgery
I talked to Kendra Jade late Monday afternoon.
Kendra: "I just got back from the doctor... He says I'm doing splendid, healing up well. I can't drive for a week. I had a couple of my casts off today. He took all the xxx out of my nose and the cast off my boobs. I still have a cast around my stomach and around the top of my boobs and a cast around my nose. But all that is coming off Thursday. I'm surprised you haven't been up here yet with your little f---ing digital camera, taking pictures."
Luke: "That would be exploitive."
Kendra: "Yes, I'm eating right now but I can't eat that well. Kinda messy because I can't close my mouth all the way [after collagen implants into her lips]. I can only eat soft food."
Luke: "Are you pleased with how your lips look?"
Kendra: "Not right now. They're only three days old and they still have a lot of swelling to go down. Right now they look like they are going to burst off my face. I look like a gorilla."
Luke: "You're going to look like Houston."
Kendra: "No... I'm crunching on a carrot and watching "The Mummy" on TV. But the doctor said today that I looked unbelievably well and that I am healing very rapidly. And I haven't taken a single medication, no pain pills, no nothing. Because I believe that the body heals itself naturally.
"I'm staying with Tony [Eveready].."
Luke: "Does he rape you and beat you up?"
Kendra: "No... He's got his new girlfriend here... And Dynamite and her husband... Dynamite is a really nice girl who's been taking good care of me and making me eat really good food. She got me oatmeal, and Cream of Wheat and today she made pasta salad. Everybody has been taking care of me and helping me out and s---.
"I read what Ms. f---ing Lynne had to say about nobody could fix my nose because it was always up in the air..."
Luke: "She didn't say that. Somebody said that to her."
Kendra: "Well, so what? I don't care anymore who says what..."
Luke: "Is your nose always up in the air?"
Kendra: "It is now. I have to keep it elevated... I'm not one of those girls who try to hide it. 'No, I was just born looking great.' f--- it, if I had a nose job, I had a nose job, who care? At least I don't lie. But I read that and it did not make me happy.
"People always want to attack you when you're down. Like if I'm at my strongest, nobody really f---s with me because I'll be the first one to say 'f--- you.' But now I'm kinda sick and kinda sluggish... And people want to get you...
"But who cares? There are more important things like the fact that I almost died on Saturday [from blood clots near her brain and heart].
"My stupid mom, I am so mad at her. She did not even call me to see if I was ok. Nothing. She sent me an email. 'Hope your surgery went ok. Love mom.' She didn't even know that I almost died on Saturday, that I had to go into emergency surgery Saturday. I think people when they get into an accident, expect everything to go bad... But I think people take for granted when you do something that is optional, like a nose job... Just because I chose to do it doesn't mean it is any less dangerous. I don't think I took it as seriously. I chose to do it so nothing can go wrong. Which is far from the truth. It's very dangerous. I'm not having any more surgery after this.
"But my mom! She cracked me up. My uncle Donny called me today. 'So did you have surgery?' 'Yeah, three days ago.' 'Did everything go okay?' 'Yeah.' People just crack me up.
"Donny is my mom's brother. He's one year older than me. He's running a porno company. He's the boss. He's got a big house all to himself. He's done really good since he came out here. Now he's working on his band... One of my best buddies.
"And you have not come to see me, even one time!"
Luke: "They didn't tell you I came by yesterday?"
Kendra: "Liar! And that's very hurtful. Wait till you get a nosejob and some liposuction and see who is going to be there for you."
Luke: "Have my breasts redone."
Kendra: "My doctor has to do the breast massage thing. And they have to squeeze my boobs. And I said, 'ouch!' And he said, 'Oh Kendra, it doesn't hurt that bad.' I said, 'You put some f---ing implants in your tits and tell me it doesn't hurt that bad.' I feel like I've got these things sitting on my chest that just want to explode."
Luke: "Come over here and I'll massage them and make them feel better."
Kendra: "Yeah, you'll make them burst and then I'll be back in the hospital again.
"Yeah, I think I am going to go to your speech on Sunday. That will be cool. Nice Jewish Girl is coming."
On Sunday, December 19th at 11:00 a.m., Luke speaks before the Center for Inquiry-West at 5519 Grosvenor Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90066. Free.
Kendra: "I'm up for 20 minutes and then I go to sleep for 20 minutes. And I'm just napping a lot during the day... I think I've got that Chronic Fatigue thing you've got."
Luke: "It's the weather. It's the time of year. You just feel like lying in bed."
Kendra: "I feel like lying in bed every day anyway."
Luke: "That's where you do your best work."
Kendra: "Very funny. Have you ever noticed in porn sets that they don't usually put you on beds though. They put you in all these places where you wouldn't normally do it."
Director James DiGiorgio writes: "Just to set the record straight, the 'sick minded producers/directors' whom Emmett refers to tried, unsuccessfully, to dissuade Kendra from what we considered to be completely unnecessary surgical procedures."
Emmett writes: Dear Mr. DiGiorgio,
I apologize for making that ill comment on 12.13.99 about how all producers verbally force women to get operations to look better. But you cannot deny this fact sir, most producers will not hire a women in porn or keep them long if they do not get some type of surgery done to reduce the natural aging process or get rid of the natural looks that the actresses were born with!
Sergio writes: "I always believed that porn often destroys everything that's good. And that seems to be the case with Kendra Jade. It was REALLY necessary for her to make that surgery? I don't think so. She was already gorgeous. She could even be making mainstream stuff. Maybe TV work, Troma, Roger Corman - but hey, it's a beginning! But risking her life cause some PORN producer thought she wasn't fit for some 1 day nude shoot? C'mon! More power to Kendra. And let's hope that her surgical improvement can give her a chance with something bigger, more mainstream, and with more money involved. THAT could make her current suffering worth something. Go Kendra!
"Gee, the PsT guys are STILL talking about me! They even go after me at the #pornchat, and call my home and work (in Brazil!!!!) to see If I'm really a big shot in the local industry! Why are they soooo afraid of me? That's weird."
Porn star Cindy Plenum writes: "I found the reports of Kendra's plastic surgery very interesting, as it reminded me of the operations I had done recently in San Francisco by a doctor friend of mine. Unlike the procedures Kendra had done, mine were wholly natural, as I shall explain.
"First off, lets talk tits. Of course, I wanted bigger ones, but I also wanted them to be natural. At the same time, I felt that I had too much fat on my hips, so I wanted that removed. Most docs would have approached this as a two separate problems, but not my doc! First, he had me gain about ten pounds in preparation for the operation. Boy was I fat! On the day of the operation, he sucked the fat out of my hip region. Then, he pumped it into right back into my chest! He has some proprietary system which makes use of drugs that trigger the growth of blood vessels into fat, so that the fat cells are fed by my blood and can thrive in my chest, where they are most welcome. No scars, nothing artificial. He just takes from area A and moves it to area B. Someday all the girls will be getting this done!
"Next, lets talk lips. I wanted that bee-stung lip-look so popular these days. My doctor uses real bees to achieve the desired look. Sure, it hurts some, but it makes me even hotter looking, and at my age, that is all that really counts! With my swollen lips and new chest, I can walk down the street with my head up in the air!
"Congratulations about your new-found wealth! Boy, I know lots of girls who want to meet a guy just like you, and don't even care if he is rich! All that money is just extra icing on the cake!"
Done writes: Luke- What the f---? Over the last couple of days, all I have seen is how Lexington Steele is god, how his cock is so f---ing hard, and how he f---s like a raw animal etc.etc.etc.....Get off his dick people. Now I give credit where credit is due, Lexington does have a big jammie, and he does kill girls with it....but he has little to no flavor when he is f---ing a woman. As good as Lexington may be, he is still no Tom Byron. He may get there someday, but lets not crown him the new god of porn this early in his career.
Emmett writes: Dear Mr. Done,
Lexington Steele is one of the very few male actors whom are young, never flaccid, and have passions for his work, which can be obviously heard and understood after he ejaculates. Tom Byron is a brilliant porn director and a good actor. But if you watched an echelon of his films you would agree that he can be boring. Even after ejaculation you wonder if he came because the woman was sexy or he just wanted to hurry up and finish so he could get some sleep. Here are the points.
1. He is getting too old. Even with makeup, when the camera man zooms in on his face you definitely see the cracks and wrinkles. That man has to be in his forties and near fifty.
2. He maybe more experienced but that in itself is his problem. During sexual intercourse the actor/dir hardly makes a sound. To make matters worse even after he ejaculates you hear nothing at all. Porn is suppose to be about two people having wild, hard sex, and enjoying it by screaming their lungs out. Tom could be a whole lot better if he applied himself. That also includes mile of list of other actors, including Sean Michaels.
3. This does not apply to Byron but Paul Little, Rod Fontana, Randy West, James Powers, and Dick Nasty are way to old.
I am 20, but from what I hear, these people have been around since the 70s. How is this possible? I can not name one famous actress who has been in porn that long and still is famous. The actors are out of shape which leads me to talk about another problem. Their a multitude of porn actresses out their who are getting surgery to maintain their youthful face and body. If they are verbally forced into doing this then why not the men as well. The actors should be doing a hundred push-ups, stomach crunches, and so on, a day. They should at least be spending 20 hours a week in the gym. Lex and Sean Micheals looks like they work out as well as Vince Voyeur and Mark Davis. But they do need to work out a little more.
And last but not least which does not include Byron, there are too many actors in porno with a small penus. Especially Little, Fontana, West, Nasty. I keep asking myself if those women who perform those actors feel anything. Perhaps that is why Max Hardcore is so nasty. He is aware that his penis is small and wants to degrade the women because he knows that they will not feel anything and that makes him so angry so he lowers them out of some sick twisted revenge.
When I watch a women having sex I want them to enjoy it or try to look like they are actually working. Lexington forces a woman never to ingore him even if they are not in the mood due to his massive penus, and that is what I want to see. Nacho is another awesome actor who has a massive tool and love his work. I just wish porn would hire more men like Nacho and Lex and get rid of the old. So Done [or is Don] you need to wake up, the young people want to see young people screw. Not their daddies and grand daddies.
Hey Mr. Ford, you should be on the Howard Stern Show or Receive some type of award. Because your site is spectacular!_!
Done replies: Emmett- I respect your ideas and where you are coming from. I am 25 years old, you are 20, so to say that I have no idea what young porn fans want is ludicrous. I have been watching porn since I was 12 years old (yes i have always been a pervert)...and I knew then what all porn fans want.
Emmett, the porn fan wants hot bitches, period. Most porn fans dont care who the dick is coming from, they just want to see the bitches You are in the minority when you say that you want to see a guy with a hard cock showing emotion. Ask anyone, hell ask Luke, wait I'll ask him.
Luke, when you watch porn do you say "s--- that guy has a nice hard cock and great abs" This is why the old actors keep working and the new girls have to get plastic surgery just to keep in the business.
Now ok, Lexington Steele is the new breed. You are right, hes big, strong, he shouts when he comes (which to me is annoying, why the f--- do I care if he enjoys it, i know he is...hes f---ing) but at the same time, he is still in his f--- machine stage. Just watch as he evolves, you will see that he will gain more flavor, just like vets like Byron, or Voyeur have. Now, when you see Steele, he still sometimes has that look on his face like "s--- i cant believe im in the pussy!"
And one other thing, most chicks in porn love Tom Byron, therefore he gets maximum effort from them. As for the other actors you speak of, Randy West, Ed Powers, Paul Little and so on, these are all specialty guys. They are not performers. They own their own lines of videos and they do s--- that sells for them. Max is the anal guy, Ed and Randy do new chicks and so on. Most of their tapes suck now anyway. As for Sean Michaels, he seems to be one of the most flaccid guys on the planet, so Im not sure why you bring him up. He never shoots a hot come shot. Him and TT Boy get my nomination for most dissapointing come shots of the millenium. How many times do we watch Sean or TT destroy some pussy only to dribble some pathetic load out onto her chin...but wait they dont hit the chin....they miss.
Emmett you are a young porn watcher. Continue to watch and learn. You clearly have strong opinions on what you like, thats a good thing. If watching big men with hard cocks is your thing, more power to you. When I start my porn company, I will hire you as quality control. We will pay all the girls maximum cash, we will make hot movies, everyone will like us cause we will f--- no one over.....it will be quite an event.
WARSAW, Dec 14 (Reuters) - Erotic magazines were delivered to mailboxes of every Polish legislator on Tuesday ahead of a debate on tightening restrictions on sexually-explicit publications. Parliamentarians said an unknown firm seeking publicity had mailed each of them a soft-porn monthly, stirring tempers on a sensitive subject in largely Roman Catholic Poland.
Adolph s---ler writes: Hi Luke, I agree with Ridley99 and Emmet, re-the critical post on the toothless old f---s of the, shall we say, 'odessa network' just what are the staggering old goats trying to prove? I've seen more of the codgers than is necessary, and it all sucks, or doesn't (if you get my drift.) It's not what they do, but the way that they do it. (f---in' hats-&-sox-on-the-job wearing dildos!
One, in particular, how could he waste a whole afternoon of footage on an enthusiastic and badnasty babe like Kitty Yung, as he done in Costa Rica as well, I'd have stuck the camera up his ass if I'd bankrolled it! PS(Cum back kitty we WANT u in more Gonzo!) yep, most of their work looks like the s---ty soundless loops of the '30's, in fact, in their case, sound is a handicap!)
They ought go 's--- for broke' and get a good stiff bottle of amyl in on the act; admittedly, some other chicken-s--- outfit do already allude -falsely- to it's use in their vids, but in the sad case of the 'odessa' f---s, it could kill them. And the girls are abused enough, so don't expect them to snort, although i'd like to see that! Anyways, I think 'mr maxgoo' and his ilk are wank-fodder for underdeveloped males and other remnants, but perhaps it keeps 'em off the streets and off your girlfriends phone line? That's fair enough then. All gonzo porn can be a powerful mind-altering substance, even to the more 'conservative' viewer.
For example, how many of you baby-boom porno fans out there would fast-forward the very first anals, then gradually became de-sensitised, and finally got off on it? Actually DOING anal, IMPE (in my personal experience) , is waay below pussy sex in both feel, spontaneity, hygiene, safety, and everything else other than to WATCH ...whooeee! Let's not mention DP's (even Vince Voyeur, Mark Davis, and Leanni Lei, IMO a very potent team, couldn't make that f---in lame old duck waddle.
Watching or doing, DP is a futile, impotent perversity, my friends.) But guess what? Much to my amusement, there are some hip, bright, and 'self-actualised' genXers, the same post-grad babes who have bored me comatose with anti-porn diatribes over cheap wine', E's, and that old faithful, sweet mary jane, who personally dig taking it Up The Ass, in the pouty mouth, on the pert tits, across the unshaved armpit (their equally willing 'lil pussies are, as always, shaved bald -it "works with the peircings" don'cha know!) and anywhere else it lands! What's more, the 'regular, top 40, unwaxed, trailerpark slutlet' is more likely to have a problem with all of the above (not to mention other 'kinks' such as 3-somes, etc. Ironic then, how the lower, denser bitches end up with most of the diseases!
Which brings us to another recent post. How DO the women of Porn deal with A to M scenes, or do they simply take the money and gargle 'drano' later? Any gals out there wanna 'cum clean' on this topic?
Nancy Roberts writes from North Dakota: Hi Luke baby!!
*sigh*
~cute looking puffy lipped pout~
Will you PUH-Leeee-ZZZZZ write to me? you are my idol. I am much better in bed than nice jewish girl...and besides, I actually WANT you. :+) so?? just a line for me baby???
Luke: Hi Nancy baby.
Alex writes: Enjoy your website and everything. I think you're pretty cool regardless of what a lot of people say! They need serious self examination of their ethical sub-structure. I was looking through the photo section and saw pictures of Nikki Fritz in the catagory under "Sin City -Primal Urge". Is she in the movie or was she just on the set? Do you have any info on what her association is with Sin City and if she is going to to do movies. IMHO, she is a commodity to any company that would feature her. I think a general trend of getting semi-mainstream and b-movie actors in any sort of adult/hardcore movie is a financail cash cow. Just look at Purrfect Productions with the Monique Gabrielle and Stacy Moran movies a couple of years back. They created quite a stir on the RAME boards. I know many of these people have moral dilemma's and such not, but I think with proper movtivation anyone could be a hardcore star. Mental barricades are so easily deconstructed and situational ethics are only henderances.
Luke: Nikki Fritz is in charge of marketing for David Sturman's companies, from Sin City to GVA West. She does not do hardcore sex scenes.
Slider writes: I've seen her in some Surrender Cinema stuff(one scene she did with Julia Ann was verrry close to porn) but she's always said she wouldn't do porn. I know, that's the standard line, right? It's just weird that she would do porn at this point in her career, since she's been working steadily. Hell, she has something like 30 films to her credit, and will have a recurring role on an upcoming HBO series(according to her website).
Tova writes Luke: I think you are putting way to much pressure on yourself with this marriage thing. I'm older than you and want desperately to get married and have a family. But I really try hard not to think about it. I don't think I'm a bad looking lady, I have wonderful qualities about me, and plenty to offer to the right man. So you see I know when HaShem will decide that the time is right for me He will send into my life the right man. I think the same could be for you too. There is nothing wrong with your looks, you are very pleasant to speak with and if you relieve some of the pressure from yourself it will happen when it's meant to happen.
<l-keford1> sometimes i just feel like a cheap media whore
<faldo> It is not his opinion that is bannable, it is his promulgating that opinion. We dont have the same opportunities, or the time, or the inclination to do so.
<faldo> If you feel that Luke adds something positive in exchange for his efforts to dog this room, and convey a negative impression, then it is justified.
<CraigV> call 1-800-LF-WHORE
<CraigV> Luke wether you condone it or not has brought a lot of attention to this room
<faldo> I will grant you that Craig, and if that is worth it, then he should stay. Just a cost/benefit analysis.
<VideoEd> yeah luke has brought us some great people like mussum
<CraigV> "maybe you want Luke F-rd under your tree for Christmas"
<CraigV> They are still trying to set Luke up - talking about all the babes that will be chasing him
<CraigV> talking about the quote on his site!!!
<CraigV> interview did end but they are still discussing the show
<Matt_Taylor> zoe, i saw the rushes from your film and you looked marvelous
<Matt_Taylor> michael raven used two camaras and got some great stuff
<Joner> I must say..in Millenium part one...Shay Sweet looked damn good in her small role..she shoudl have been the star tehre....
<Matt_Taylor> and a few ca cocksuckers
<Trey_Hunter> michael raven, class act guy right there
<Matt_Taylor> just trying to make hot porn, sometimes it works and sometime it doesnt
<Matt_Taylor> we are at the mercy of the unscuplus producers
<Matt_Taylor> sin city was the first company to use green screen exculusivly in beaver and buttface
<Joner> personally..i dont see sin city stuff moving much off teh shelves at my local stores......but i know they do decent sales out teh door..
<JimGunn> Dyke? I've shot over 40 lesbian movies and I NEVER shot a dyke
<JimGunn> Plenty of bisexual strippers
<jimmyD> then they're not truly lesbian movies
<JimGunn> Joner I direct and produce the movies, and the box shoots, although I havea crew and very talented photographers. The design is my basic layoutand text with a little artistic contribution from the graphic artists
<AGigi> young girls being very dirty while tyhey f--- their way thru college
<Joner> I bought two copies of Plaid with kendra cover
<jimmyD> all wearing plaid skirts
<jimmyD> its not original....its just that no one thought of the most obvious f---ing title on the planet for that kind of show
<Matt_Taylor> i am selling out my title, just 18
<AGigi> but it would give each and every guy in here a hardon so........
<JimGunn> You want to see young girls, wait'll you see "Lesbian Cheerleader Squad #1" from Jim Gunn Productions/Avalon!
<jimmyD> playboy would take PLAID before they took something called 18 and ANal
<DotCom-> Kobe Tai leave vivid? she is being advertised as Cobe Ti in the newspapers here in the NYC area. amkes me think she can't use her name and changed it much like Madelyn Knight went to Madelyn Night
<Matt_Taylor> the problem with a black list is that no one really cares
<jimmyD> if the whole porn biz agreed to blacklist someone....factory would be shooting them the next day
<Matt_Taylor> there have been guys that have f---ed me but no ones cares
<JimGunn> I have a phrase there's no way to bottom out in the porn biz...somone will always hire you
<l-keford1> i just want to settle down and get married
<l-keford1> i gave the producers a copy of hte radio show friday, they loved it
<l-keford1> they were amazed by the radio show, by my book, the different article on me
<CraigV> yeah it was great! I played it for the investors today as well
<l-keford1> Oh, btw, I got a call from Details magazine today
<l-keford1> they wanted a few quotes for a story they are doing on Harry Reems
<CraigV> hey you are in the new XXXgen issue as well
<l-keford1> BTW, Craig, I talked to Paul Cowan with the NFB the other day, he is down to a six hour cut on his long documentary on sex and censorship. I have perhaps the largest role in it.
<CraigV> yeah i will send a bunch out Friday - have to meet with the distrib tommorrow - says street date now Jan 10
<CraigV> Spanish investors want stock so things are heating up
From #pornchat
[01:02] <Diablo666> is Smartt Mussum?
[01:03] <Smartt> Yes. That's me. Why?
[01:05] <Diablo666> Mussum writes: If you are a real porn fan,
then you should keep your distance of
the Pornstar Trading channel. The only thing you're going to learn is
how "pornstars" can be s---ty,
snub and snotty. I hope they all catch AIDS and die.
[01:05] <Diablo666> Why do you wish everyone to die of AIDS?
[01:05] <Smartt> Cause I was pissed when I wrote that. Next question.
[01:05] <Diablo666> Especially when you are a fraud and a fake?
[01:06] <Smartt> Explain.
[01:06] <Smartt> Why am I a frand and a fake?
[01:06] <Diablo666> because you pretend to be something you are
not
[01:07] <Smartt> And I am pretending to be...
[01:07] <Diablo666> some magazine guy
[01:07] <Smartt> Well, I AM some magazine guy. Next.
[01:08] <Smartt> Of course it's not a big sh... well, magazine
like AVN, but it's important. NEXT.
[01:08] <Diablo666> If you really were industry, you wouldnt make
up bulls--- stories, and say you
hope people die of aids
[01:09] <Smartt> What I wrote in my mag and what I think are two
different things.
[01:09] <Smartt> Now, let's go on to the bulls--- stories. What
bulls--- stories? Explain.
[01:09] <Diablo666> Snuff Film, Extreme guys doing a she male
[01:09] <Diablo666> that you even work for a mag
[01:09] <Smartt> Snuff film. Have a copy. That's true. Wanna see
it?
[01:10] <Smartt> Extreme guys doing a she male? Never said that.
[01:10] <Smartt> I said that the Extreme guys f---ED, CONDOMLESSLY,
OFF-CAMERA, a brazilian girl
HIV-POS.
[01:11] <Diablo666> the only non lie you have said is that you
are brazillian
[01:11] <Smartt> Well, you have to prove that I am lying.
[01:11] <Diablo666> ok i will prove it
[01:11] <Smartt> Why don't you tell me who you are, instead of
hiding behind a nickname? At least I
have a homepage.
[01:11] <Diablo666> whats the phone number to your mag?
[01:12] <Smartt> 0800 *******.
[01:12] <Smartt> Or 021 ******.
[01:12] <Smartt> You can check in the expedient of the mag. NEXT.
[01:12] <Diablo666> whats country code
[01:13] <Smartt> How the heck should I know? I never dialed to
my own country. Check the yellow
pages.
[01:14] <Diablo666> will whoever answers the phone speak english?
[01:14] <Smartt> I'm not sure.
[01:14] <Smartt> Go and try.
[01:14] <Smartt> See if I care.
[01:17] <Smartt> Well, Diablo, I see you're REALLY upset about
me. Am I really too scary? Can I
destroy the entire American Porn Industry, single-handedly?
[01:17] <Smartt> Hmmmm...
[01:17] <Smartt> I think I can, I think I can!
[01:17] <Smartt> Mwahahahahha.
[01:18] <Diablo666> No, I just dislike frauds
[01:18] <Smartt> Oh. Meesa so scared. What do you plan? Get the
guys to fire me?
[01:18] <Smartt> Kinda hard, since I own part of the company.
NEXT.
[01:20] <Smartt> Talking about frauds, who the heck are you, Diablo666?
Someone from the industry?
Someone important? Or just a fan, or a jack-s--- with a amateur series
who fancies himself as the
next John Stagliano?
[01:20] <Smartt> I don't even know who you are, why am I wasting
my time here? Oh please, I have
better things to do. So long, Diablo. Happy trails to you, and I hope
we'll never meet again.
[01:21] <Diablo666> Mussum am I talking to you on the phone?
[01:21] <Diablo666> Dont hear any typing
[01:21] <Diablo666> but i guess you arent Sergio
[01:21] <Smartt> Or course not, It's 1 AM, there's no one working
there.
[01:22] <Smartt> Guess what you want dude, I won't waste any more
of my time with you. Ta ta.
[01:22] <Diablo666> im talking to Sergio, isnt that you?
[01:23] <Smartt> Yeah, it's me. But I'm not on the phone. So I
guess you're nuts.
[01:23] <Diablo666> i guess you are a fraud
[01:23] <Diablo666> I guess your a fake
[01:23] <Smartt> And I'm SURE you're boring. Ta ta, dude.
[01:30] <Diablo666> I just came here to expose a fake, and ask
whyt he thinks all pornstars should
die of aids
[01:30] x7x Diablo666 se foi: [Quit: Read error to Diablo666[24-25-222-115.san.rr.com]:
Broken pipe]
(that's when I nuked the son of a bitch)
[01:30] <Smartt> Go with god, Diablo.
Diablo says: "He didnt nuke me. I closed my program, i was on here still talking to nice jewish girl. she can verify i wasnt nuked. You should verify that this clown is who he says he is, hes an obvious fake."
Sergio: I am an OBVIOUS fake? Hehehehehe. Diablo, you're an OBVIOUS asshole!