Monday, December 13, 1999
Behind The Green Door star Johnny Keyes, former United States Army, Light Heavyweight Boxing Champion, and sometimes porno actor, singer, and dancer, has lived in Honolulu Hawaii for years, training boxers. He's in his early sixties.
Emmet writes: [In Response to 12.12.99 of Ridley99] Ridley99 is absolutely right. Max and Black spend to much time goofing off when it come to porn. Porn should all always be hard and swift f---ing.The men like max who are old and have a shrivled up penus has zero effect on the regular voyeur. Most of the women are faking an orgasm or just lying on the bed pretending to enjoy themselves when they are actually bored and do not feel a thing. Not many voyeurs want to view an old men having sexual intercourse with women. Rob black and Max films tries to make their videos so weird, that I can sympathize why so many men and women disgust porn and is part of the reason to why it taking it so for porno to be mainstream. Black should retire along with max and the other Rod Fontana's out their. What porn need to do is hire 20 young men who have the enthusiasm and the body of lexington steel. Their are too many old male porn stars out their who need to retire.
And to Kendra Jade.. I hope you feel better soon and I am very happy that you are alive. And Kendra you are already beautiful. Please stop taking these unecessary and dangerous operations to change what is already magnificient. If the sick minded porn producers/directors cannot accept you as is then you should retire. Their are no words to express the pain I would feel if you become another porn actress who has met her demise due to the pressure of the ill-minded porn producers. Have a merry Christmas and get plenty of rest.
l-keford.com Goes Public
NASDAQ has delisted Metro Global Media but you will soon be able to buy a piece of this legendary website. After a year of maneuvering, we're about ready to go public! Look for our Initial Public Offering in the next few weeks.
Luke met Monday with the producers of the new Fox TV gameshow "So You Wanna Marry A Millionaire." They plan to make a decision this week on their eligible bachelor.
Luke talked Monday afternoon with Juan Morales, editor in chief of Details magazine. He's writing about Harry Reems for the February issue.
The first edition of XXXGen magazine is printed and will hit the street in early January. Luke's sponsoring company FANtastic! will have a booth at the CES, where Delaney Daniels, Heaven Leigh, Cherry Mirage and and other girls will sign autographs for fans. As well as Colt 40 Steinberg from the Howard Stern show. XXXGen will offer a 25% discount to advertisers signing on at CES.
Rob Black tells : "In Brazil. Evil Angel's product is suffering, and we're the exact reason why it's suffering," says Black. "Our sales have been phenomenal. Last month Tommy went on like a whirlwind tour of Brazil. He went to six different territories. We just talked to our distributor there and he would know about a store owner being shot. He said, what the f---? Where did you hear this stuff from? We said it was on the Internet here. He said no shop owner got f---ing killed. Why would a Brazilian drug lord's girlfriend be doing porno for $200?. And he said, if you did, they would be at his door because Extreme Brazil is there. He's our partner. Everybody knows it. He said, 'They'd be here trying to kill me.' He said, 'Rob, this is a comedy.' He thought it was the Evil Angel people spreading stories and busting balls because their sales are going down."
Becca Five writes : "You know I e-mailed Luke F-rd the other day when you mentioned the 'incident' between the two of you, and I asked him if he swallowed your sweet, thick love load. For once, he had absolutely NOTHING to say. He's probably still heartsick over missed opportunities."
Last Sunday, Sasha told Luke: "I have a funny story about Harry Reems that took place in Hawaii in 1984 with Bob Gallagher, Ronny's roommate. I had to have sex with Raven (tall cool brunette). I was intimidated because she was so gorgeous. In those days I was like, 'Come on guys. Don't look at me. Don't stare at me. Till I get my dick hard.'
"So I asked Harry to bring me a big glass of water. And he brings me a big clear glass of vodka. And I downed it. And everybody was out of the room. I asked Raven, could you please turn around. So she doesn't look at me while I'm jerking and I was touching her long black hair. I did the same thing with Mail Lin. That long black hair turned me on so much that my dick went, 'there it is!'
"And of course about 15 minutes later the alcohol set in and I f---ed the s--- out of her. And I didn't care anymore who was watching or not.
"Ron Jeremy never says anything bad about anybody. He's a positive human being."
Luke: "True."
Sasha: "He didn't slander or talk s---... I admire him that. So many people out there like to drag the dirt out."
Gabor speaks fluent English, Hungarian, Norwegian (can read Swedish and Danish), German (four years at a German university), French, Portugese, and Spanish.
Luke: "Who are some of the most memorable women you've had sex with?"
Sasha: "I was one of the first four guys to have sex with Ginger Lynn in August, 1983. We were on the front cover of Velvet. She is the only porn girl I've dated in my 16 years in the business...
"We broke up on Thanksgiving Day, 1983. Because it was raining and she was living in Newport Beach... I was down there with her on this gloomy, rainy, dark outside, and she was waiting for the coke dealer. And she had no interest in turkey, she had no interest in nothing... No interest in having sex. Just phone calls, where is it, can you get it? Finally, hours later, it was about 9 or 10PM, and I was hoping to sleep over at her place, and she goes, 'Wanna come with me when I pick it up?' And I said no. And I got into my Trans Am and drove back to Pacific Palisades. And that was the end of that.
"And two years ago, when she was about to marry this rich guy from Santa Barbara. And we were sitting at the same table [at the "Night of the Stars" August 2nd, 1997 Free Speech Coalition dinner at the Universal Sheraton], Ginger and this guy... And she was up there with Seka, Al Goldstein, Marilyn Chambers, Eric Edwards was drunk out of his head...
"And Ronny was the one who said, 'We have an announcement... Ginger will you come up here.' And the guy walked up...and went down on his knee and proposed that they get married. And he gave her a $10,000 diamond ring. She said yes. I don't know if she returned the ring but she certainly broke up with him.
"Ginger Lynn wouldn't eat... And she kept excusing herself to go down to the bathroom and powder her nose... And she came back with a runny nosed and all wired... So she was still doing drugs... It's unbelievable how good she still looks.
"So Luke, do you write every day?"
Luke: "Every day but the Sabbath."
Sasha: "I wish I could go to synagogue on Friday night...but I don't have permission to leave the house... When I lived in Florida, I went every Sabbath. I always my star of David in plain view. I had a very scary experience with an insane looking guy at a waiting room of a hospital in Tampa. He comes up to me and says, 'What's that?' I said, 'It's a star of David.' Then he says, 'I have one too.' Then he shows me on his shoulder a big swastika. 'That's my star of David.'
"I remember when the Los Angeles Police Department Vice Squad followed me around in 1984... Me, and Ron Jeremy when we do all this stuff for Video Exclusives. Ron has been a major help to me doing tons of movies. Mark Carriere likes me... In the old days, Mark Carriere was doing coke too. And I'm the only one who ever said to him, 'God, that is a great toupee.' He replied [angrily], 'How do you know that's a toupee?' I said, 'I know.' When you don't see the hairline, you get suspicious.
"Now I'm very good at digressing, where were we?"
Luke: "The most memorable women you've had sex with?"
Sasha: "Ginger Lynn number one. Raven... I only got a blowjob from her on camera. I never had nooky with Nina Hartley. We're like brother and sister... I like her very much. We were at swingers conventions together, in the same room when she was in full swing, sucking and f---ing... But somehow there was always someone I desired more... We're such good friends...
"I took Mail Lin to dinner at Gladstone's [on the Malibu beach] in 1989 with Ron Jeremy. She was eating a full crab. Ronny goes, 'Ahh, after desert it would be nice to have a blowjob.' Mai Lin says, 'Sasha is the one who is paying for it so he should be the one who is getting it.' She goes underneath the table and blows me.
"Right after I had sex with Desiree Lane, she became a born again Christian.
"Going to jail [for his drunk driving convictions] was an interesting experience. The LA County jail is run by the Mexican Mafia. I had no problem with them because I speak Spanish. I had no problem with the whites though there were several with the Aryan Brotherhood and Swastika who the blacks hated.
"The black guys were telling other brothers, 'Look at Sasha. He's a Jew.' Something about Jews and blacks getting along. 'And the Aryan Brotherhood, that is our enemy.' The whites are all the way in the back and to go to the bathroom or telephone, you have to pass through the black area. Then there are the Mexicans who do not speak English and the South Siders, the Mexicans who do speak English. And they kept the schvartzes [yiddish term for blacks] at bay.
"This black guy, who was new, asked me for a cup so he could have coffee. I said, 'I can lend you one but I need it back.' And I gave him my cup. He drank out of it and gave it back. And then the Mexicans went apes--- that I had lent a black guy my cup. That I would drink out of the same cup as a 'nigger.' I came close to being snuffed. So my punishment was that I had to do pushups.
"You were allowed to talk to the 'niggers,' but as little as possible. You could not trade food with them."
AVN Awards
Monica writes on RAME: It's hard NOT to be cynical in this business, especially if you've sat through a decade of painful AVN Awards shows, each one a veritable catalog of the tortures of the damned. The only redeeming point to any of the shows has been the inclusion of the occasional stand-up comedian who is actually funny. The late Bill Hicks did the awards (was it twice?) and he shone like adiamond amidst the tarry turds of bogus awards and sappy, fawning speeches. This year they promise to deliver a shorter, better show. Well, we'll see. They've made that promise before, but the show tends to ramble on and on, the crowd gets louder and pays less and less attention, so by the end of the presentation, the big awards come as more of a whimper than a bang.
In the final analysis, the show is inevitably an embarrassment with its plethora of "Best New Starlet to Take It Up the Ass Like a Castro Street Hustler" awards and its naively overzealous attempt to resemble something, anything of a mainstream entertainment awards show. At least they're dumping that suck-ass band of hair farmers, "The Bee Stingers" or "Wasp's Nest" of whatever the f--- they were called. But if you're there to gawk at porn stars, you probably won't be disappointed. Especially once they get s----faced.
BBC Porno Documentary
Stuart writes on RAME about the recent Ruby Wax BBC documentary on porno: Maybe the BBC is conservative compared to TV in Holland, but the BBC is far, far more liberal than the US networks. Wasn't there a bit of a fuss when Mark Harmon said "s--- happens" or something on Chicago Hope? Well the BBC has broadcasted the word "cunt" at least once, to little protest. The BBC has shown full frontal male and female nudity too. It's not even that uncommon! Can you imagine the s---storm if any of the US networks dared to do any of this? Remember the BBC is free to air, unscrambled, so anyone can watch it (you are expected to pay a license fee though, because they don't have any ads). The whole image of the English of being buttoned down and conservative is totally bogus. New Zealanders on the other hand...
Ron: But it's not really about the BBC, but about >Ruby Wax wanting the audience (and probably her employer, the BBC) to think >she's a good and doesn't like porno. And that really makes me sick.
Lattara: I think you're imparting a false motive to her actions. The woman usually takes the piss mercilessly from the subjects of her documentaries and her interviews. I think she bit off a little more than she could chew in this case. Her shock seemed genuine to me.
It's probably worth my mentioning that I read an interview with or article on Wax which revealed that she had a lot of hang ups about sex as a young woman and didn't lose her virginity until very late (late 20's, possibly even early thirties??).
Your suggestion that the BBC is very conservative is fairly comical. The BBC is constantly under fire from *real* conservatives in the UK over its liberalism (both politically and in terms of censorship). (Just out of interest what does the Dutch state broadcaster show that isn't available on the BBC? The content of commercial channels is not relevant to this answer by the way).
FWIW, this documentary was part of a series on weird goings-on in the US. The pornsters emerged from the documentary with a lot of dignity IMO. They came over as likeable human beings. This was hardly an anti-porn hatchet job. This holds doubly true when compared with some of the other programmes in the series, e.g. one on parents who put their kids into pre-pubescent beauty pageants, one on Arizona chain gang prison guards, where the participants came across very badly.
Done writes Luke: Luke...serious question here. How do these porn chicks lather down a dick with their mouth after they have just had their colon invaded? Isnt this potentially bad for you? Also, how about the chicks that take it in the ass, then to pussy, then to ass and so forth? Isnt this potentially infectious? Can we get any porn chicks out there to comment on how they maintain their health through this type of thing. Is it constant anti-biotics, enemas galore....what is it? Also, what goes through a porn chicks mind as she sucks a cock that came from her ass?
Ridley99 writes on RAME: Whats up with this Lexington Steele guy? It appears he has the best tool in the bizness right now. Its very long ( about 11 inches ) and VERY hard. Kind of like Sean Micheals in the HARD department but longer then Seans and thicker. Plus Lexington has more of a STREET look to him. Lexington has a lot of TT-Boy in him , he really gets off on making the bitches howl. A lot of Black porno actors have big dicks but many are like Byron Long, his " long boy" is big but it is seldom hard. And lets not even mention Ray Victory. Lexingtons dick is hard as steel as soon as he pulls down his pants. The thing i like about Lexington is that he shows emotion, he really gets into his f--- scenes, many of the other porn dick-heads seem to be half a sleep and do thier scenes on auto-pilot. Not Lexington he really gets into it and i have to laugh every time he cums after a really hot scene, he moans and groans and puts up such a fuss you think he was in agony . His scene with Aspen Brock ,where he makes poor Aspen cry is a classic. Long live the new king of Dick may his HARD live forever.
Michael Morrison Threatens Suit
Law Offices of Neil J. Beller, Ltd.
2345 Red Rock St., Suite 310
Las Vegas, Nevada, 89102
Re: Michael Morrison
Dear Mr. Ford:
This office has been retained by Michael Morrison to seek relief for damages suffered by virtue of untrue and defamatory statements posted by you at your websites http://www.l-keford.com/stars/michael_morrison.htm. At this website, you published statements alleged made by Lois Smith, which are false and defamatory, i.e. that Mr. Morrison is a homosexual, causing him to be placed in false light in the public eye. The First Amendment of the Consitution of the United States of America protects freedom of expression; it does not protect defamatory statements which are published for the specific purpose of causing harm to an individual.
By this letter, demand is made upon you to publish a retraction of the defamatory statements made regarding Michael Morrison on your website on or about November, 8, 1999. Mr. Morrison is prepared to avail himself of all remedies available at law in order to seek relief in this matter.
Luke says: I do not have a clue whether or not Mr. Morrison is homosexual. And neither does Lowell Smith, who must be the "Lois" person referred to above by Morrison's incompetent attorney.
Luke talked by phone to Lowell Sunday afternoon.
Lowell: "I've never said Michael Morrison is a homosexual. I've said that Michael Morrison was in prison for many years and you may want to draw certain inferences from that plus the fact that all of his employees at one time were gay, but I've never said he was a homosexual.
"This letter is a bulls--- thing. There are no remedies... The only way he can win any money legally from you is to prove that it is untrue which is impossible. Even if he were totally straight, which he's not, how could he prove it? He's got money and lawyers on retainer...but this is totally absurd.
"Some of the people who used to work for him call me occassionally. 'Man, I read that thing on l-keford. I'm behind you. Anything you need..."
Luke: "Have you received a letter from Michael's attorney?"
Lowell: "No I haven't. I guess he's planning to punch me out again."
Luke: "I hope he doesn't punch me out."
Morrison cold cocked Lowell last January and knocked Lowell out cold, sending him to the hospital.
Lowell: "He might try to punch you out but it wouldn't be very good for his impending lawsuit against you.
"Believe me, I'm going to be looking over my shoulder at the CES. It would be nice if he would actually face me this time."
Luke: "What does he look like?"
Lowell: "Michael is tall, about 6'2". He's thin with a baby face. He looks 20-21 years old. He's a pretty boy with a pretty boy model face."
Luke: "Do you find him sexually attractive?"
Lowell: "Oh Luke, you're too much... I find one thing attractive about Michael... The visualization of being able to pound him into complete bloodied physical submission..."
Luke: "I think that when Alexander the Great conquered a territority, he would f--- its leader in front of thousands of people."
Lowell: "Don't read anything remotely into that. The only reason that I mention that he is a pretty boy is that it just confirms many people's sneaking suspicion about what Michael's sexual preferences are. Definitely keep me updated about Michael Morrison's battery of lawyers. I wonder if he met them in a bathhouse?
"It's too bad that so many of his former employees are scared to death of him or otherwise I'm sure they'd love to give you juicy tidbits about him. These people are just scared to death of him. They don't want their names mentioned and they don't want Michael to know where they are right now because he does apparently inspire that kind of fire in certain people. With me, I'm looking forward to seeing him. It would be nice to be able to look him in the eye."
Luke: "Why do these people fear him so much?"
Lowell: "He's very powerful in the Atlanta adult entertainment business and is perceived to be the type of person who threatens and is capable of inflicting physical harm on people. That's just a guess...
"I'm not afraid of him. He has absolutely no idea what he is dealing with. He just thinks that because he's taller than I am and because he boxes that I would be afraid of him. I happen to be an avid weight lifter. I've leg pressed over 700 pounds and bench pressed over 300. I can certainly take care of him. Of course, I would never be the aggressor because then his lawyers would be after me. I'd make sure there would be a lot of witnesses and make him physically attack me before I did anything."
Luke: "Maybe you would get a piece of his empire?"
Lowell: "If I were done right... And I certainly would get a big piece of his ass, and I don't mean sexually.
"When Mad Jack trashed Jenna Jameson, I hope he didn't mention my name. I was there but I didn't say anything. I thought she was pretty hot. What I may think about her lack of professionalism is one thing, but as far as being on stage... And I think Nikki Tyler was pretty hot too... And I don't book either of them.
"I thought Jenna looked fine. I would've jumped her in a second. I think she's more worried about people trashing her looks. I don't think she cares that people think she's the world's biggest flake. But when people start putting down the way she looks, that really upsets her. And I can understand that because that is her whole life. What else does she have aside from her looks? People don't hang around her because she is a great human being.
"I think Johnny Castano and Michael Morrison should get together... I introduced the two in Atlanta when we were all friendly and I don't think Michael gave him more than two seconds of his time."
Mad Jack - Mike Albo
Friday afternoon KBeech's Mad Jack phoned Mike Albo, the editor of Hustler Erotic Video Guide. Mad Jack, using his real name, told Mike that he wanted to make sure that his friendship with Luke F-rd was not going to affect his treatment in the HEVG magazine. Albo said no problem.
Albo, according to Mad Jack, said that his feud with Luke had gotten way out of hand.
Mad Jack: "Luke's just a pebble in your shoe, dude. Sometimes you have to pull your shoe off and get rid of the pebble."
Mike: "Yeah, well, just tell him that he's not going to see it coming."
Mad Jack: "I just wanted to find out why he wanted chromes for my movies. I wanted to tell him that any feud he has with you is between you guys. And he didn't know I was Mad Jack. We talked for a while. It was funny. He's been around a long time too and we know many of the same people."
Kendra Jade Surgery
Kendra Jade went in for extensive plastic surgery Friday. She had her nose straightened, breasts and lips adjusted as well as extensive liposuction. Then she developed two blood clots that almost killed her.
Kendra was in great pain when I talked to her Sunday morning.
Kendra: "They thought I was going to die. I had to go back in for surgery again yesterday so they could remove both of the blood clots. One was up behind my nose, towards my brain. And one was in my left shoulder. Right above my chest, near my heart.
"Today I am just laying here relaxing. I'm happy to be alive."
Luke Gets Mail
Marsha Lederman from Talk640 in Toronto writes Luke about his appearance on her Friday afternoon show: "The response for the most part was negative, to be honest, but we all had fun doing it (at your expense, I'm afraid). There were some positive calls, too. But mostly, I think people were fascinated by the story -- always a good sign!"
Frank writes: Let me give my perspective as to whether the girls in porn are mor attractive than the girls doing mainstream- Overall, no-simply because there are SO many ugly women doing porn! That aside, however, I can say that I'd much rather do (and the whole "spend an evening with..." argument is bulls----we're talking about who is more attractive, not who we'd want to marry!) Tia Bella, Shyla Foxxx, Tara Patrick, or Mika Choi than ANY mainstream actress I can name! Sure, I'd love to f--- Alysa Milano, but is she prettier than these pornsters? Not really. By the way, I can confirm that Julia Parton was in a car accident this week, and has just been moved out of ICU to ACU (accute care unit).
Wendi writes: Hi Luke, Listened to Marcia Leiderman on Friday night while stuck in traffic. You sound like a really solid guy. You took a real hammering from Marcia and most of the female populous of Toronto ( not to mention some of the males as well ). If I had just seen your web site, and not heard you speak on the radio show, I may have thought you were a disturbed individual. But you came across as a very intelligent man, with defined morals and the convictions. I have no concern with your association within the element of pornography, and this is not an issue. I have some some concern with the way in which you are going about finding a mate. You are attractive, intelligent and know what you want. True love will find you. When you least expect it. When you are not looking for it. Be patient.
Nico writes: what can you tell me about the similarities between the french revolution and the one in early 20's russia? and their effects, if any, on the porn industry today.
Chaim Amalek writes: Again, congratulations on scamming Radio Hostess Marsha. Hopefully this is the start of many more scams to come of this nature, culminating in a secretly videotaped meeting of some clueless woman at Casa Ford. While I would never pay to own a video of Kendra/Ashley/ Moniqque or Brand-E, I would pay to see that sort of video, especially to see the look on her face when you introduce her to Secretariat. IF this were a just world, the NEA would subsidize your scam efforts as a form of "performance art".
(This next block of text is for Your Eyes Only - I don't want the goyim to see this.)
One of your correspondents recently challenged the increasingly held view that Hollywood Jews are anti-Christian. I have seen so many movies in which Christian ministers and Christian believers and Christian beliefs are held up to ridicule that I scarcely think it unusual, and would not consider it noteworthy, save for the effect that this hateful practice must inevitably have on society, once the goyim awake from their slumber. One recent example of anti-Christian animus is provided by the current release "Sleepy Hollow".
(WARNING - this critique contains a spoiler, so if you want to see the movie, you may want to leave this web site and go watch some television.)
The short story on which it is based concerns a shy awkward schoolteacher and his rival in Tarrytown, New York. As one would expect of a work from a few centuries ago, there is no anti-clerical bias in it. But put it in the hands of jewish hollywood (I assume that directory Tim Burton is Jewish - certainly, many of the other men who created this movie are). In the film, the man who arguably is the most evil character in the movie is a minister of the church. He is seen to rant and rave, and do vile things. That is how the jews of Hollywood often project their hatred of Christianity onto the minds of Christians - by associating with the few demonstrably christian characters in their movies the most vile of thoughts and intentions.
Oh, I am sure that some would argue that this bias is directed against religion in general, and not christianity per se (and Islam - the manner in which the gedolim of Hollywood treat islam is itself notorious). But why then do we never see the corrupt hateful rabbi, the crooked jewish financier, or the depraved jewish porner, feasting on the flesh of Christian girls? Jewish characters are generally treated with kid gloves. Christian characters are usually employed only to teach hatred of Christ.
So long as the stock market keeps rising and unemployment stays low, none of this matters. But some day, the party will come to an end, and folks are going to start looking at what was happening while they were dozing. And all the Holocaust museums in the world won't stop what will happen next.
Jews Make Porn, Christians Buy It
Johnathan responds to these comments by Hank Rose: > Furthermore, I dare say that within the Hebrew biological or indoctrinated > mindset, you will find that Jews are either environmentally conditioned for > selfishness or success or the part of the brain that controls ego is mutated, > out of control and out of sync with human ecological peace and harmony. This > blind fated physical happenstance would be responsible for the > disproportionate level of success as well as any unwarranted jealousy and > hatred factors therein. It's somewhat similar to blacks having a natural > advantage in sports due to superior muscle fiber, which has already been > proven in the scientific community. As a rule, this sort of reasoning can only > be attributed or traced through a direct bloodline, and does not apply to > converts such as yourself. But the idea that all men were created equal is the > biggest religious and political lie ever perpetuated on mankind.
Johnathan: I love this! Very funny. "The part of the brain that controls ego is mutated, out of control and out of sync with human ecological peace and harmony." This guy who, of course, says he's not anti-semitic, perfectly parallels actual Nazi racial theory: that Jews can't help what they do because their brains are mutated. Part of Nazi racism was that Jews were vermin because they were creatures that manifested evil. The commandant of Auschwitz's memoirs, written while under French arrest, make very clear that the guards were able to do their killing because they were reminded over and over that the Jews weren't people like them, that they could look just like your sister or daughter but still be things responding to their biological nature. I can see this pathetic guy standing there directing one group to death as a woman hisses at him, "How could you do this children?" but strengthened in his resolve by the knowledge that their brains were mutated. This example is directly from the Auschwitz memoir.
As for blacks, the current "reputable" argument is that Africa, as the cradle of humanity, has more natural genetic variation. The argument is that the small numbers of black professional athletes could be from the skewed high end. This concept was first introduced, I believe, by African-American sources but it has faded because it also implies that blacks could have a lower average achievement while still having extreme highs, meaning that blacks could on average be stupider and no one wants to discuss that idea.
The argument about black success in sports is probably bulls--- anyway because it doesn't separate out opportunity. A simple porn example is the role of black male actors. How many are there versus white actors? How many roles for them are available in mainstream, white or asian productions? Not many, as shown by the recent controversy over exclusion of black men from porn shown on southern cable systems. There is a premium for well hung black men in porn, partly because it apparently turns on some white guys and partly because these literally aren't average black guys. In other words, the market opportunity for black men in the white porn market is for large penises.
If you just watched this porn, the conclusion would be that black men have bigger dicks, but that would be based on an artificial sample. Given the small number of men in porn, even a slight statistical skew is signficant. If a few large-dicked white men don't go into porn because white people have more economic choices, while a few similar black men do, then all statistical bets are off.
The same with sports. In the old days, with economic opportunity limited, fighters and ballplayers were Italian, Jewish, etc. Few are today, with most of the ranked fighters being hispanic - as are most of the best baseball players. No racial theory can account for increasing numbers of Asian ballplayers - or even of hispanic ones because hispanic racial characteristics are a melange of African, Causcasian, and native populations. The socio-economic argument is simply that pursuing sports is a high risk choice that people who have fewer safe choices are most likely to pick. The classic "road out of poverty" idea.
The real reason that Jews are involved in porn on the business side is money. It's a relatively easy business in which to make a buck. The choices with respect to porn are simple: if you are involved at all, you are either a consumer or a producer. A consumer spends money, while a producer makes money. A Jewish perspective is that most of the customers are Christians, but for some reason they miss the point that the money is all at the selling end. The arguments about society and Jews roles in it are total bulls--- because most of the customers, the vast majority, are Christian. If Christians buy the stuff, then there is a market opportunity to make the stuff and if Christians choose not to make it, then it's their hypocrisy for buying it. (If anyone actually disagrees with the idea that Christians buy the porn, look at the distribution of Jews in the nation and the size of the porn markets. In areas like the south or in the plains, where very few Jews live, the porn market is huge.)
Frank Whiteguy writes: Boy I can not believe some of the jerks that write to your site Luke. I just had to address the idiot that was talking about blacks being the majority in pro sports today and how years ago it was other ethnic whites, the bozo said the reason was because whites had other ways out of poverty. First of all you dummy blacks where not allowed to even play in the game years ago and as soon as the opportunity changed and they were given a level playing field they met the challenge. And reports show that given the same opportunity in business blacks and other minorities do just as all, also how many white people make 100 million dollars in a ten year period?
Anthony writes: Y'know, its funny. Hank Rose never came across as erudite and verbose as I have seen in his ramblings on this site. Ah well, he did deliver great facial money shots! Nothing futher on the Tawney Lyons front other than she's in Indiana doing a couple of gigs with that compact video operation:EYE ON YOU. Later dude.
Marksdays and Torris mixed it up on alt-cult.movies.erotica.
Torris: This guy's a legend in his own mind. He thinks because he was quoted on Luke F-rd that he is now an important philosopher of the industry. Luke F-rd would print your third graders book report on Abe Lincoln if you sent it to them
Marksdays replied: But, as for having inflated feelings because Luke posted several of my ideas...well, I happen to think that Luke's a pretty sharp guy. He came up with a pretty damned hot idea a few years ago and is now riding the crest of a wave that a lot of people would love to be riding. The only reason I mentioned that some of my thoughts could be found on his web-site was to give anyone interested, the chance to explore the entire issue at hand, including Luke's observations and those of others who had opinions. By the way, when Luke told me he'd send me a check for some of my ideas, he wasn't kidding. And guess what? His checks don't bounce!!! :-)
Of course, I came up with a pretty fair gimmick myself. I went to law school after I graduated from the University of Tennessee. When my office sued the Reuben Sturman porn empire a few years ago, on behalf of an employee Sturman screwed, even though we lost I made a ton of money and earned a pretty fair reputation with some folks in the adult entertainment industry. Now, I guess I'll just have to put up with knowing some of these young ladies personally and helping some out with legal problems. What a cross to bear.
Dana writes Luke: I believe 1997 [began reading me]...I recall reading your profiles of porn people in the computer lab at 2AM. Naturally, the best time to read Luke F-rd ;). This was circa your controversial pseudonym stripping [revealing real names of porn stars]. I figured Hell would erupt and indeed it did, but the incident and aftermath secured you as a "figure" in the porn world. I read your entire radio interview, and I have safely concluded you are a CARD. Absolutely hilarious. So I laughed along with you. I especially enjoyed the "he's a psycho" bit after you hung up. Your admitted conflict of porn and Judaism again stirred the fire and riled the listeners as well as the host! Well done.
Lysa Stone writes on RAME: Am I in love with Jill Kelly? Nah, she's just a good work friend. I leave the love stuff to Julian whom she's marrying summer 2000. And I like boys :-) Who knows how AVN picks their picks. I've seen some of the stuff they've nominated this year and I was appalled. Some of it is SO SO bad. And some of it is from early 1998 but they won't listen. Jill certainly wins my vote for performer of the year. Some of these girls that have "their own line", really don't, they're just a name on a box. Everybody made such a huge deal over Chloe's series with VCA and it was canceled after one volume. Jill worked with me on every aspect of her movies. Like a professional. And when she and I stopped bitching about AVN, we realized that her movies are selling steadily and we really don't need AVN to tell us we're working hard.
Bro writes: Hi. I know that those girls are so awesome, but tell me are there any that's known for bad hygiene problems? Are there showers on the sets? Are toiletries provided between shoots? (mouthwash, towels for clean up etc.) I hope you don't find this offensive, but I'm just a long time curious fan of porno, and through this cyber link is as close as I have ever gotten to an insider of the "industry", and like the site says you've got the "scoop". How can one get to work behind the scenes in porno, the reason I want to be behind the camera's 'cause my ugly ass 'll probably break it, and you would need a "magnifying zoom lens" to see my s---. I love the early "FILM" stuff. Kay Parker oh my, I would just to have her blow in my ear till I pop a load even if she's about a 150 yrs old. she's still tops in my book, and I'm only 32 yrs old.
Chaim Amalek, feeling piqued, writes: Various comments: "By the way, when Luke told me he'd send me a check for some of my ideas, he wasn't kidding. And guess what? His checks don't bounce!!! :-)" (from your web site) HEY! I feel slighted. After all of my contributions to the site (who clued you in to the opportunities presented by media people like Mike Fleiss and his millionaire show?), your boss ought to be giving ME some stock options. Let me talk to that greedy bastard.
2. In re the TV show - See? I had faith in you all along. Just remember me when you hit it really big and have all these hot starlets hurling themselves at you. At the very least, you should have me check em out for you, and make sure that their menstrual cycles are fully mapped. If there is any justice in the world, you WILL be on the show. Just don't forget to video the look on the winner's face when you take her home after the wedding.
3. Soon you will be so big, that GOHP (goyish hillbilly pornographer) Larry Flynt will be fawning over you.
4. If you make it to the show, be sure to be available to the national press, who will eat this up. Maybe you should appraise Dennis Prager of your continued progress so that he can attack you from his pulpit. No such thing as bad press!
5. When will those folks decide on a winner? Who is your competition? Probably a bunch of dull geeks. Who the hell wants to watch that? If Mike Fleiss has any brains, he will see in you the awesome ratings magnet that will draw in men and women who cannot even articulate why they care. These people will not be able to look away from their screens. And Mike Fleiss will make it BIG, thanks to you. Rup Murdoch too, should be thrilled to see a fellow Aussie make the big time in LA.
6. IF you get on the show, George W. Bush will be our next president, thanks to a common social dynamic.
7. When you reach your moment of glory, please publicly thank CHAIM AMALEK, friend to all the world's jews and gentiles.
A porner writes Elastino2: Now you've made me realize that the sources of this info and alleged quotes are suspect. Just appearing under Luke's logo renders them so. That is what happens to hacks - they will always lack serious credibility, regardless of the fact that they may publish compelling material that is occasionally true. Morality and ethics count lad. The stuff that shaped your sensibilites growing up is false and destructive. Energy and ambition alone do not earn Luke and the other internet hacks like Matt Drudge any respect.