Monday, December 6, 1999

Internet Gossip

XXX writes: "Serge Birbair is pissed like he hasn't been in years. He lost his main sponsor, probably half his business, that Yishai dude with the fraudulent business practices. Standard Internet went behind Serge's back and cut a deal with a lot of Serge's traffic suppliers. Serge made Standard Internet. He's taken the gloves off. Serge knows where all the bodies are buried. He knows who cheats on their income taxes, who cheats on their wives.

"The adult Net has almost reached its saturation point. Any book on the adult Net should be one part business/intrigue book, one part inspirational motivational book, cuz there is no sex in this bizness. That's the irony. Serge may want to strike back at some people via a book but he really is the person with the most vivid memories of how Net porn biz evolved.

"I read your site today. God the porn world is sadder than the general public knows.

Luke may ghostwrite a book for Serge Birbrair.

Tony Everready tells Luke: "I ain't never raped no bitches." Full scoop below.

The latest British edition of GQ magazine profiles Luke F-rd.

On Sunday, December 19th at 11:00 a.m., Luke speaks before the Center for Inquiry-West at 5519 Grosvenor Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90066. Free.

Monday night, Kendra Jade walked into Luke's hovel, bared her breasts and said, "Make me feel like a woman."

So Luke took off his pants and said, "Iron these."

From nerve.com: According to a report in the Arizona Republic this week, undercover vice cops in Mesa have been granted permission to go those extra six inches - including disrobing and allowing themselves to be touched - in their attempts to nail massage parlor prostitutes. At least twice in the past six months, officers reported allowing suspects to get up close and personal with the, ah, long arm of the law in an effort to convince the women that they weren't cops.

Leisure Time Manager Michael Kovacs

Luke interviewed Leisure Time manager Michael Kovacs Monday morning for his views on Olivia's comments Friday.

Luke feared Michael would take his head off but Kovacs was polite and soft spoken.

Michael: "Is this all you do, is just this porno gossip?"

Luke: "Yeah."

Michael: "Don't people have anything better to do with their time?"

Luke: "Umm..."

Michael: "I really try to stay out of the public eye. I have a business here to run."

Luke feels queasy. Luke knows he's prying into somebody's else's bedroom and private relationship. That Luke is again trafficking in human misery. Luke comes up with the excuse that this is how he makes his living, as though that morally absolves him.

Luke: "This is how I make my living."

Michael: "You actually make money off that site?"

Luke: "Not a lot, but enough to survive."

Michael: "Have I met you before?"

Luke: "I don't know. I've been hanging around [porn] for four years but I am pretty lazy. I do most of my work via phone or email.

"Now this is the story Olivia told me. I know she used to be really wild and had a serious addiction to drugs. And you helped her sober up and clean up her life. And you guys were together about four years."

Michael: "Basically, the industry would've killed her. She was trying to kill herself every other day. The appendix thing was that she shot herself. She was in bad shape. The industry ate her up and was spitting her up."

Luke: "Right. That accords with everything that she says, that I know, that people say.

"Then I guess you guys broke up a few months ago?"

Michael: "Right."

Luke: "Then she decided to go back into porn and this is where it gets nasty. She says that you called her daughter and told her that her mom was doing porno. Was having sex on camera. Is that accurate?"

Michael: "No."

Luke: "Did you have a conversation with her daughter?"

Michael: "I just prefer to say that it is not accurate."

Luke: "How do you feel about Olivia performing again on camera?"

Michael: "I told her before... You may think that 12 and 13-year old children at the school, that the boys don't turn on the TV when their parents are away, and watch that stuff, you're kidding yourself and it is just going to be a matter of time before your daughter comes up to you and says, 'Some kids at school said that they just saw my mom getting f---ed on TV.' That might not be something she wants to deal with."

Luke: "Olivia says you've been calling people in the business trying to stop them from hiring her?"

Michael: "When people are desperate, they do desperate things. I love Kathy [Olivia] to death and I think she's above getting back into the business. I think she can make a living doing makeup. She's very good at it and I just didn't want to see her make any decisions that will affect her life. And of course I don't want to see her get back in the business. The business almost killed her before."

Luke: "There's some irony here..."

Michael: "That I am in the business [that almost killed the woman he loves]? That is true. There is some irony. But I make money in the business and I have to deal with that myself. I don't force anything on anybody and I just think that when you have a 12 and 13-year old daughter, you don't have to be doing scenes. It's bad enough that she knew what we did for a living. Now they'll have to deal with see their mom up there on TV."

Luke: "You would generally recommend that people with children not do sex scenes?"

Michael: "I think every girl is different. Unfortunately, most of them come from broken homes and they all have their own stories. There's very few of them in the business that genuinely enjoy what they do. It's something I've never understood. Even though I'm in the business, I will never understand it. And as long as I am not forcing anyone to do anything... They have to make their own decisions."

Luke: "But when there is someone you intimately care about, stepping back into..."

Michael: "I just think it is a step backwards for her."

Luke: "I know you shoot stuff, do you appear on camera?"

Michael: "No. I shoot stuff as a hobby to supply our mail-order company. And other than that, I have a fulltime job here in charge of foreign sales. I'm in charge of the marketing of our mail-order catalogue. So my shooting is just a hobby, to get some extra money, and to make sure that I get the types of shots I need for marketing."

Luke: "If a woman wanted to enter this business, and she talks to you, what would you tell her?"

Michael: "What would I tell her? I wouldn't tell her anything. Who am I to tell people what to do? It's different when you care about somebody."

Kovacs said Kid Sparkle no longer works for Leisure Time. Kovacs would not confirm that Leisure Time leads the way in total sales among video companies (Vivid would be the closest competitor).

Luke: "Is there anything you'd like to add?"

Michael: "No. I would just say that Kathy is a wonderful girl and I love her to death. And I just hope that she makes the right decisions."

Luke: "I appreciate the courteous way you talked to me. I'm sure part of you just wanted to ream me."

Michael: "No, not at all. The funny thing is, I've been in this business seven years and not a lot of people know who I am. I try to keep private. I go about my business and make the company money and try to keep private. And that's why not a lot of people have heard from Kathy in the last four years. I think it's a shame that our personal business needs to be made public. I guess that's your job."

Luke: "Yes... I'm sure you have some ambivalence about pornography and I certainly have ambivalence about some of the things I deal in. This is such a personal intimate matter that I am profiting off. If I step outside the story, it's a fascinating story, like a car wreck. But I also feel somewhat queasy about."

Michael: "I think we all do from time to time but this is how we make our money."

Luke talked Monday night to Olivia.

Olivia: "Michael called me and apologized before he talked to you today. It's just f---ed up that he tries to make himself look like a hero, that he saved a lost soul. I read it and became upset because it made me sound awful. So f---ed up. I had a few problems but I wasn't out of control.

"He did help me get off the pills and that was my problem. I wasn't suicidal every day and to the extent he tries to portray. I wasn't a lunatic.

"I just think what he did was f---ed up. My daughter is ok, she hasn't said a whole lot to me. I think she's afraid to. It's a weird thing for a kid to talk about.

"I've held myself together for four-and-a-half years now. I don't think it was the industry that f---ed me up. It was the drugs. It doesn't matter what industry you are in. The industry didn't help...

"He apologized. It was because he was so angry that he said that... And then he told me, 'You know, I could've gotten you a lot more money per scene.' What? He was so angry at me for doing the scenes and now he's saying that I should've done them for him."

Luke: "Are you going to be doing scenes for him?"

Olivia: "No, I would not be comfortable. He's still my ex-boyfriend and I love him...

"I'm not sure when I will get back in front of the camera again. After all this drama, I'll have to think about it... We'll see what will happen after CES. I've gone every year to do make-up."

Chris English Writes To Chuck Zane

English porn shooter Chris English writes Chuck Zane (czane1@ix.netcom.com) and Dick Miller aka Richard Mailer (califilm@applet.cz):

Chuck and Dick.

I've just seen Sperma diät # 2 and I must say you have hashed the editing. The sound is all f---ed up as in the first movie. You can see the girls lips moving in the last scene and you hear the words come out 10 seconds later.  And you can hear direction all over the place. It is clear I care more about a quality product than you, yet you are the one who is paying for it.Absurd. If you are making any money, it is clear you are not making as much as you could be with your philosophy. Remember I told you about this Chuck about the first movie but you ignored me. Said you'd check it out, but you ignored it.Your so cheap, just like they all say about you. Why didn't you spend the money to get it done properly. Five or Six hundred dollars. I must say you got what you paid for...  And this thing where YOU insisted on having everybody  speaking different languages where most could actually speak reasonable English, looks really,really f---ing stupid as I knew it would all along, but you don't listen. You've GOT to listen to your Directors from now on. And don't try to stamp all over their f---ing movies and ruin them. You have no sense of the aesthetic, don't even know the meaning of the word.Your your box covers and your choice of pictures testify to that. Zane box covers are the some of the worst and most unappealing in the business, STILL and yet you arrogantly say that what John Stagliano and Evil Angel does is s---. Are you for real? His success is in his philosophy. Giving his customers as MUCH as he can while still making a reasonable proffit.He is the Coke Cola of porn. He has their confidence. You have the opposite philosophy, give the customer as little as you can get away with, and correspondingly you don't have their confidence... Do you remember me diplomatically telling you and offering my thoughts regarding how I could vastly improve your sales? You slammed me for it. Proud old man you are. Though I clearly had the balls, I didn't have the heart to tell you my real opinion of Zane box covers at that time. No wonder you have to drop your prices to move your stock. Ugly Girls AND Ugly boxcovers....and Girls Crying...Sorry Chuck that's a very small market. There is already enough misery in this world.
   Even worse you have left in where that Poor girl is crying... God help her. What's wrong with you? How do you sleep at night? How? I still have trouble after that. I have deemed to do long ago, as Ben Dover has said, quite rightly, human being that he is. If a girl starts to cry when she takes it up the arse, I'm NOT shooting that anal scene. I'll stop it immediately and continue with only vaginal. Leave the barbaric stuff  to others. THE MORONS. Sex is supposed to be pleasurable FOR EVERYONE. That's what sells! When people are seen to be enjoying sex. Get it. And if it's for real it has to be a two way pleasure. With your mentality I can not imagine you have ever given a woman an orgasm in your life. If I were Chris Mann and I saw and heard that I would want my money back. An obviously crying girl in agony, in the finished edited version. This is not broad appeal. It is a disturbing sickening sight and I am ashamed of it Deeply! The vast majority of people will be totally turned off by that appalling sight. I am racked with guilt over it. Those TINY amount of thugs that this might appeal to deserve to taken out of society, but you don't seem to see anything wrong with pandering to them by allowing it's inclusion.That scene would be illegal to be sold in a liberal country such as  Sweden and shops would be closed down just for selling one example of it. Chris Mann is decent guy I don't think he would ever let it out in that shape if he knew about it. I bet you haven't told him. Have you?
    What's more I don't think he would deliberately deprive the guy who Created the whole concept and shot it ALL start to finish, of a Credit as you have done. The seeds of my distrust in you were sewn when Dick sent me that first supposedly finished Edit of Sperma Diät #1.With credits and everything. Long, long, long before our relationship started to deteriorate when I looked for MY Credit everyone else's was there, what did I see? Dieter f---ing Dunkle!!! Who the f--- is this figment of your imagination, for the 20th time? You low life fraud! This was obviously planed from the beginning. This idea of mine that you were ABSOLUTELY f---ING ECSTATIC ABOUT like none other before, when I first expressed it to you way back in December 98. And it is clear that you intended rip me off from the very start because, it's the same f---ing Dieter Dunkle in Sperma Diät # 2. Scum bag!
   To top this off, you have clipped the reaction I got from the waiter when he asked "What's that?" and she says "Sperma" you then you see him aghast, TOTALLY!!! Then the old man cracks up splitting his sides and walks of laughing his head off into the restaurant. Do you have such a short memory? Don't you remember me showing that scene to you? And you wanted this, you were dying for it. You said if I didn't get that the whole shoot in Cannes was a waste of time. Well, I GOT IT FOR YOU and YOU LOST IT...  You f---ed it up. The best real genuine reaction of the whole f---ing series and you clipped it out... The AVN would have f---ing loved it, but YOU lost it.

Gumm writes: Hey Lukey! I just read your site, I especially liked the part CHRIS ENGLISH WRITES CHUCK ZANE, It sounds to me like Chris is trying to get some free advertising from you, especially where he tells, (several times I might add) You left that poor girl crying...Crying because of an anal sex scene, Now Luke, Correct me if I'm wrong, But don't you think all the hardcore raincoat-type fans are just gonna love a scene like this?? I mean, Hell, A girl crying during an anal scene! That's right up most of those hardcore raincoater's alleys!!! Sounds like to me he was giving Mr. Zane some free advertising on your site, But I may be wrong, as I always think most people are out to f--- someone over anyway, lol. By the way, Your site has improved a lot lately, especially since you quit posting that NJG (nice jewish girl) crap.

ChrisEnglish1@yahoo.com replies: Who's Gumm? He couldn't be more wrong. First of all tell him Luke, that I did not post that E-mail to your site. But someone else decided to forward it to you. Is that not right? Secondly I may be wrong but I have more faith in human nature than Mr Gumm. No disrespect Mr Gumm but if you were there you wouldn't make light of it. Believe me.You would not! And if you were and you did, I would... As regards to giving Chuck Zane some free advertising that's the last thing I would want to do. In any case it wouldn't help him in the slightest as Chris Mann has bought the American rights to all four of these movies.

Marry A Millionaire

Chaim writes: Luke, the attached article describes a new television series under development by one Mike Fleiss (I wonder if he is related to flesh-merchant Heidi Fleiss) aptly titled "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?" If ever a show cried out to be hacked with a serious prank, it is this one. How 'bout it, do you or any of your readers know someone who is up to playing the role of the millionaire? Imagine the happy ending of the show when, just as the lucky bride to be is picked, our millionaire reveals that he is none other than Luke F-rd, living in a hovel, or that he is a millionaire, but that he has made all of his money on porn! And what about you gold-digging pornet actresses out there, don't you think that you deserve a shot at this? Luke, think of the mitzvah you would be doing if you could detach some deserving young woman from the world of porn, and insert her into some unsuspecting millionaire's life! How about it, any plausible candidates, at either end, in the world of l-keford.com?

MILLIONAIRE SEEKS BRIDE By POST TV STAFF

Hey girls. Wanna marry a multi-millionaire -- on live TV in front of millions of viewers? In Las Vegas, yet? You'll get your chance, now that the search is on to find contestants for "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?" a two-hour special being developed for Fox. The special has no airdate or host yet, but is hoping to cash in on the success of ABC's "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire." The big difference here: "Multi-Millionaire" includes a question mark in its title, unlike ABC's show. "Multi-Millionaire" producers put the word out yesterday that during the next month, they'll be searching for "any and all women" 18 and older to become "Mrs. Multi-Millionaire." A minimum of 50 candidates will be selected and flown to Las Vegas for an all-expenses-paid trip to snag the (monied) bachelor of their dreams. Contestants need to submit a "brief and creative, if not outrageous" videotape explaining why they should be the next "Mrs. Multi-Millionaire." All tapes must include name, address, phone number and birthdate and should be sent to: I'm Your Bride c/o Next Entertainment 12333 W. Olympic Blvd. Suite 134 Los Angeles CA 90064. Videos will not be returned. And all male millionaires looking for a potential bride should call the show's producers at 310-207-3577, ext. 204. The show is being executive-produced by Mike Fleiss.

Porsha vs Tony Everready

Kendra Jade phoned Luke Sunday afternoon. "You haven't even been calling me lately and it's been hurting my feelings... I want you to get better because you are really irritable when you're sick. And you're miserable and a different person, so if I can send Porsha over to blow you to make you feel better, I'll do that. And Porsha wants to talk to you."

Porsha comes on the phone: "I'd like you to do me a favor and put my relationship with Tony [Everready] on your site. I want to give you the whole scoop since I moved in with him and his wife, to him beating up on girls, to him raping girls, to him going to jail, to him talking s--- about all these producers and all that s---. I want to destroy his life."

Luke: "I want the story."

Kendra: "He'll do it word for word."

Porsha: "He can't?"

Kendra: "He can."

Porsha: "You won't destroy?"

Luke: "I want the STORY."

Porsha: "You want to destroy."

Luke: "I want the STORY."

Porsha: "Oh, you want the story. Now?"

Luke: "Yes."

Porsha: "Two years ago, I moved in [at age 19] with Tony Everready [a 5'8" black male performer, in the biz since 1990]. Aka Robert Timberland aka Duane Moore. And he moved me in because he wanted to get me a lot of work. Then he was cheating on his wife with me. I was living under the same roof as them. He'd f--- me in her bed.

"When it got to the business, he wanted to be Mr. Gangster of Porn. When he's really not. On the outside of life, he's a very out guy. He doesn't stick up for himself or nothing. There have been times when he..."

Kendra in the background: "Speak a little whiter."

Porsha: "Oh, speak a little whiter?"

We all giggle.

Tony Everready, by the way, gives a very different slant on things. His reactions follow. But ladies first.

Porsha: "There were times on set when Tony would take girls in restrooms and stuff, take them out and f--- 'em. And have them scared 'cause he was this domination type of thing. One time on an Extreme set, there was a female who called the police and called me and said that Tony raped her. On set.

"Tony talked s--- about Rob Black. Saying that Rob Black is a f---ing asshole and that he's scared and s---. And he'll talk s--- about other producers like Rob Spallone or Matt Zane or s--- like that. And if he don't get work from them, he'll talk s--- about them. He'll take new girls from other people.

"One time I was going to get married to this guy [in June of 1998, to a man outside porn] and Tony tried to commit suicide. He took a bunch of pills and tried to drug himself and it didn't work. He's obsessed with me and he won't leave me alone.

"He called me and told me what he did [overdosing on pills] and I went over there and I helped him throw up all that stuff out of his lungs and stuff... He was sick and started having convulsions and stuff.

"Now he won't find somebody else. He tries to be like a gangmember and he's not. He can't find his own place [to live]. He's trying to depend on me and take my money. And he won't even see his kids. He has four kids. All from different mothers.

"His wife "Silver Everready," a white girl who did a lot of pregnant stuff. He won't see his kids because I'm not with him. That's really petty. He won't go see them if I'm not with him to go see them. I'm not his girlfriend, so he won't see his kids. That's how upset he is with me.

"Now he's stalking me. He's knocking on my door. I had to call the police the other day. And there was helicopters and the police were there with cars and everything because he was parked outside waiting for me to come outside.

"He's starting all this hearsay. He'll be asking people questions about me and he'll be like, 'Yeah, I know...' He uses reverse psychology on people to get information from them about me. And it's not true.

"I think he's using drugs as far as like pipe, like rock."

Luke: "Cocaine?"

Porsha: "Not cocaine, rock. Crack."

Kendra: "Talk like a white girl."

Porsha: "One time he was caught at a hotel with a girl named Pantrix. They found pipes in the room. And he got arrested for that. He's been arrested thousands of times for domestic violence. He keeps hitting me every time he sees me.

"I had to f--- his lawyer for his [Tony's] case and now he's using his lawyer against me. When Tony got arrested a long time ago because his wife called the police for domestic violence..."

Kendra: "Talk white."

Porsha: "Oh God... A long time ago he went to jail and I had to bail him out of jail. And the lawyer I got him, I had to f--- him to get the lawyer to defend him [Tony]. And now his lawyer is trying to keep him out of jail. So when I call the police on him because he hits me, his lawyer keeps him out."

Luke: "How many times did you have to f--- his lawyer?"

Porsha: "I f---ed his lawyer once. And I f---ed his bail bondsman to bail him out of jail. I had no collateral. That was the collateral I gave Tony's bail bondsman, a f---. For $4500 bail.

"And the car Tony had, I bought [$4000]. And it got repo'd [repossessed], because he didn't want to make the payments because I wasn't with him no more.

"He's like depressed and he's always talking s--- about me for no reason and he needs to get a life."

Luke: "How long were you with him?"

Porsha: "For two years."

Luke: "Why did you stay with him that long?"

Porsha: "He would make me feel sorry for him. He'd get me like, what's that word... He'd come to me and give me a sob story..."

Luke: "Co-dependent?"

Porsha: "Yeah, yeah, that's it. He'd give me a sob story and talk about how he needs to do this and he needs to do that and he needs my help."

Kendra: "Talk like a white girl..."

Porsha: "That he needs my help? And I would turnaround and help him, because that's how I am. And he'd take advantage of that and take that and run with it. So, that's all, are you going to put that in the computer?"

Luke: "Yeah. How many different times did Tony Everready hit you?"

Porsha: "As far as the police, he was charged three times. Off the record, he hit me eight or ten times. The last time he hit me, he gave me a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. I ran out of the house and he was running behind me. And he pulled my hair back almost to the house and I had to scream. I felt like I was in a horror movie."

Luke: "When was the last time you saw him?"

Porsha: "Yesterday. He knows where I live and he stalks me and stuff."

Luke: "I'm concerned that once I print this story, you might get hurt."

Porsha: "Oh no, don't worry about that. He doesn't even do the computer thing. Put all that s--- online. I don't care."

Luke: "He'll hear about it from someone."

Porsha: "That's cool. Let me take care of that one."

Porsha is still working in porno and has no plans to get married right now.

Kendra: "Hi Luke, she's got an awful lot to say, huh? So listen. I want you to get some sleep, even masturbate a little if you have to. See a couple of Jewish girls and feel like your normal studly self.

"I'm supposed to go into the hospital tomorrow but I might not go. Circumstances beyond my control. I'm scared. Getting my lips done is a major thing and I might tell them not to do it. My nose I have to do because it has a little bump in it from before. Just getting it fixed, not a major job... And plus, I don't need it. I'm good looking. My self-esteem is back on track. Now get your body back on track and be healthy. Good night."

Tony Everready and Dr. Rosa Lepley, 9/98.

Kendra phoned Luke Monday morning: "Hey, everybody is calling me to say that I called you and told you the Tony Everready stuff... I didn't. I simply put Porsha on the phone to talk to you. I'm friends with both of them."

Luke talked to an upset Tony Everready Monday morning who was disappointed that Luke had run with Porsha's comments without fact checking them or even contacting Tony before their publication. Luke does this reckless publish and perish routine frequently.

Tony: "I just talked to Porsha. According to her, 'I didn't say anything that was supposed to be on the computer.' But I read your story where she says, 'I want to destroy Tony's life.'

"First, let's start with the motherf---in' s--- about suicide. She claims that I tried to kill myself. I was out with Rob [Spallone], Kendra and Steve from Legend. Me, Steve and Rob were clowning about s---. But I tried to kill myself?

"Second, I ain't never raped no bitches.

"Third. Remember when I got out of jail for that motherf---in' spousal s--- and you asked me did I ever plan on seeing Silver? What did I tell you then? I had nothin' to say to her. I didn't want to see her. Nothing else.

"No I don't see my kids if I am not dealin' with Porsha. Reason being, I don't talk to Silver. Since the bitch lied about me to the police, I won't even go around her to see my kids to keep myself protected. I have her deal with Porsha. If she wants to call about the kids, she has to call Porsha, not me. If she wants to see how the kids are doing, she has to call Porsha, not me. So if I'm not dealing with Porsha, I have no contact with her [Silver, Tony's ex-wife]."

Tony speaks rapidly with righteous indignation.

"Then, the other s--- up there... The motherf---er [Porsha] called the police the other night. And just like Kendra said. She was on the phone and Kendra said, 'What are you doing?' And Porsha told Kendra, 'Oh, I'm not doing nothing.' She tried to lie to Kendra to tell Kendra that she hadn't seen me all day... And Porsha said, 'Oh, I'm on my way home.' Porsha calls her back two minutes later, 'Oh Tony just popped up.' I had just dropped her off. We had been at the clinic that day and everything else.

"The day that she called the police to say 'Oh, he was stalking me.' We'd spent much of the day together, going to the clinic, the post office... How do you think I found out where she lived? From her. I'd just taken her to Gentlemen's Video and several other places... Rob had seen us at Gentlemen's Video..."

Luke: "I thought Porsha was trying to run away from you? And yet you're giving her rides everywhere?"

Tony: "You know Devon [Saphire] who works for Sin City Video? You call Devon because me and Devon just had a talk about this on Saturday. We had a shoot for Sin City. We had a shoot in the morning time. She asked me on Friday if I could take her.

"Now, I had taken her down to Sin City to get pictures for the Black Diamond box cover. While we was down there, I ran into Roy Karch. I said, 'Roy, who do me and Porsha have to talk to to start getting booked for some things for Michael Raven? Because we've only worked for Jeff Coldwater for Sin City stuff.'

"He says, 'Talk to me and I'll introduce you guys to Mike.' So we did that. Porsha got booked for a shoot and then I turned around and got booked. I called to make sure that she got booked because it was Devon doing the shoot. He was like, 'Oh, Porsha already called me.' I'm like, 'Cool, no problem.' Then he's like, 'What are you doing that day?' I said, 'nuttin.' He said, 'Do you want to work with Curious in the morning?' I said, 'sure.' He said, 'Porsha told me that you and her had broke up.' I said 'Yep.'

"Then that day [Saturday] while we were doin' the shoot, she called me five times talking about she needs a ride. While I'm doin' my scene. Ok, she calls Devon's phone to say, 'Make sure Tony calls me to bring me up there.' Devon says, 'What is this? Last time she says she didn't want you on set. Now she's calling my phone to tell me to make sure that you call her because you're supposed to bring her to work.' He started laughing. 'I thought you all were broke up.'

"I pick her up. We get back there and she has a fit because her and Chocolate don't get along. Because she thinks that I am f---ing Chocolate off camera. Ok, she says, 'Why didn't you tell me Chocolate was here?' I told her, 'What explanation do I owe you of who's here? You didn't ask me who's here.'

"There's a new little asian girl named Sunshine from Las Vegas. I was talking to her, asking which company she works for and all this. This bitch [Porsha] comes up, 'Don' touch me. Why don't you touch her now that you're talking to her.' She gets a little f---in' attitude and everything motherf---in' thing else.

Tony: "All this bulls--- this bitch is talking about, I wish you would've verified it with me before you printed the story, Luke. I know that is how you [Luke F-rd] do your s--- but I don't even appreciate it. I ain't done none of that s---.

"Rob called me at ten o'clock [Monday morning]. Porsha talked all this s---, about me and Matt Zane and Rob... I get the bitch on the phone. 'Oh, I didn't say that. You'd never talk s--- about Matt Zane. You and him are close.'

"I told her like this. 'Well, for your information, Luke records all of his conversations... It's on tape. Now I don't know if you taped or just took notes... She's like, 'I didn't know he tapes his conversations.' I'm like, 'Earlier you told me that you didn't talk to Luke F-rd.' Then she says, 'Well, it was just me, him and Kendra having a conversation. Nothing was supposed to be on the computer.' Then I say, 'Well Luke says that if all this s--- is true about Tony, I'm scared for your life. And she says, 'Don't worry about it. Tony don't read the computer.' Then you told her, 'Somebody is going to say something to him.' Oh, I'll handle that. I'll take care of it. Supposedly she's left you a message saying take it all off the computer because that is all bulls---. She did call you?"

Luke: "No, she hasn't called me. But I did tape the interview."

Luke played for Tony most of Luke's interview with Porsha.

Tony: "I just talked to Porsha. She said that she didn't know the conversation was recorded. I'm going to catcher her ass in a little lie. I'm going to get her on a threeway and see what she has to say then. I'm tired of all this bulls---. I ain't mad at you, I just didn't appreciate the story you printed because it ain't even true.

"If she wants to play all these funny games. First of all, she worked with Tyce Bune for Metro a couple of weeks ago? The bitch had gonorrhea so I know that Tyce has already come down with it. Because at the beginning of the month, she went down and got a motherf---in' pap smear, right? And it came back positive for gonorrhea. She turned around and did a shoot any f---ing way, which Kendra can verify. Kendra was with her at the clinic when she was told that she had gonorrhea. She worked anyway in a non-condom shoot, with Tyce Bune, Chloe Adams and Danielle Dynamite. He f---ed all three girls so the other two girls probably got gonorrhea too.

"Miss Porsha aka Victoria Yukon aka Barbara Vasquez. That bitch is wanted by the LAPD. Detective Lombreras has been stalking me, bugging me, been around Notorious Productions and a few other companies, has been to Suave's house, thinking I was staying over there, looking for her, trying to find her. They want her for murder.

"Her second child's father, the name on her arm, Lazy2... She set him up to be killed by some Mexicans. And I'm the only one who can give the detectives enough information to arrest her motherf---in' ass. But I'm stalking her? I won't let her go? This, that and the other thing? I could've called the police on her punk ass a long time ago. I know where she lives. But now that she wants to be funny and talk all this bulls---...

"On Porsha's birthday, she pops up to Rob Spallone's house, where I was staying... 'Oh, I want to be with you. This, that and the other...' Then behind my back, she's saying, 'I'm there only because I have no place to say...' I'll tell her, 'Why don't you get on?'

"She was out at her momma's house in Culver City. She didn't have to come back to the Valley. She wasn't even in the business. 'Oh, I need your help. I need to get my nails done. I need to get my hair done. I need to get myself back into the business and start making money.'

"Tell Tyce Bune that if he's got gonorrhea, that's where it came from. Because when I got done on set that day, I asked her, is it a condom or a non-condom shoot? She said it was a condom shoot. Then I find out halfway through the scene that it is a non-condom scene.

"And the bitch wants to talk about somebody using her for money? That bitch owes $1650 motherf---in' dollars. For money that I loaned her mostly when me and her was broke up between February and November. But I'm the bad guy?

"Ask Kendra who brought Porsha's son and her sister to her house on Friday? It wasn't the guy she was going to marry. It was me. If I'm stalking her, why is she calling me and asking me to come pick her up and her son and her sister? And she got mad because I wouldn't spend the night Friday night."

Luke: "That's strange."

Tony: "When the police pulled up the other day [last Wednesday], I was on the cell phone with Kendra. I get out of the car... They say, 'We got a call that there was a domestic argument.' I said, 'Yeah, me and my girlfriend were out front arguing.' They said, 'Is she all right? Is there anything wrong with her?" I said no.

"They asked for the apartment building and number. I pointed it out. They went to her. She's fine...

"It was the same day [last Wednesday] we saw Rob at Gentlemen's Video. In fact, the owner of Gentlemen's Video told me that he wanted to use her this week for a shoot and asked me would I guarantee that she would be there and be on time. And it was right in front of her that he asked. If she doesn't want to be around me, why would she let him ask that?

"She says she f---ed my lawyer? She worked for an escort service based in Glendale. She went to see my lawyer as a trick for this escort service. After they were done with the trick, she asked him what he did. He said he was a criminal lawyer. She said, 'Oh, my boyfriend needs one.' And got his number.

"And her f---ing the motherf---in' bailbondsman because she didn't have any collateral? Excuse me, she didn't f--- no bail bondsman. She went to Bshawn Bailbondsman. A guy named Mark. Him and his wife owned that bailbonds service. They went ahead and bailed me out because they bailed me out before. She didn't have to put up no collateral.

"She said that I didn't pay my car payment because I wasn't with her? Bulls---. My car payment wasn't paid because I was paying for my lawyer. All she did was get me the number. I still had to pay for him. Plus we were living at a hotel at the time because the house that me and her were supposed to get, we had lost when Silver did all that bulls---, told the police that I had beat her up which was a motherf---in' lie. I'm sitting up there fighting that case, we'd already lost the house when I was in jail..."

Luke: "Did you beat Porsha?"

Tony: "Luke, if you look at videos... She, on a regular basis, is working in the business every day so how was she going to be beat up with a broke nose, and a black eye and a bloody lip."

Luke: "So you're saying you never beat her up?"

Tony: "Right. There was never no time period, not four days, when she didn't work, except during holidays. So when would she have time to heal up? We have had altercations. We've fought a lot. Mostly because of her jealousy. Producers will tell you. Jim Lane will be the first one to tell you about how she gets an attitude on sets because she thinks I'm f---ing a girl too good.

"Kendra told me some s--- Saturday night. That everytime she tries to leave you, you try to commit suicide. I started laughing. Kendra, think about it. You were there at the house when Porsha was telling you, 'Tony got another girl over. Tony got another girl over.' She'd go on the internet, 'Tony got this bitch over. He got these two broads over.' If I'm sitting up here having broads over, and doing my own thing, how can I be feeling suicidal?

"The police told Porsha, 'Don't move nowhere.' She's supposed to be still at her mom's. I know s--- about the murder case that she don't know. Before he went out to answer the page, she set him up by having the Mexicans who killed him, page him. Because she knew what phone he would use and everything else. Because he didn't have a phone in his house. And it was during the gang war between the Venice Shoreline and the Venice 13s and the Culver City Essays... When the blacks and Mexicans were at war. So they paged his ass from the pay phone he was going to use. So he comes out of his house and around the corner because the pay phone was around the corner and across the street. She gave him his gun with his safety on, on purpose. He always had her load his gun and give it to him. So when he drew his gun, the safety was on and it didn't work. And he got killed. And like the detective said, only the motherf---ers involved would know that s---.

"I got her the alias. Robert Timberland is my alias. I got my alias for business reasons. She wants to be cute by telling my alias, no problem. She can't even work under "Barbara Vasquez." When I first met her, she had applied for her ID. And the DMV sent her thing to Immigration. She was born in Cuba. At age 16, she was an illegal citizen.

"Hold on, that's Porsha on the other line."

A minute later, Tony clicks back.

Tony: "She said that she had just talked to the detective and he said that they got the person who did the murder. It was a misunderstanding. All hearsay. I said, no problem. But we'll see.

"Because she was in trouble, DMV told her that she'd have to talk to Naturalization about getting her I.D. back. She refused to do it because she knew that they would try to deport her or throw her in jail. So I took her to my hookup and got her a birth certificate and another name... Victoria Yukon ain't her name. It says that she is 22 years old and was born on Halloween. She turned 21 on NOvember 1st and made her alias birthday Halloween so that she would be able to remember it easy because it was the day before her real birthday."

Luke talked to Kendra Jade around noon.

Luke: "Are you going to the doctor today?"

Kendra: "No. I'm going Friday. I chickened out."

Luke: "I heard that you no longer had a contract with LGI?"

Kendra: "I sure do. Bo from LGI is standing right here."

Luke: "Is he mistreating you?"

Kendra: "Not at all. We shot this weekend and we're going to shoot on Wednesday."

Luke: "Yeah, but are you going to shoot any sex or just dialogue? Is it Masterpiece Theater or?"

Kendra: "Yeah, it's Gone with the Wind. Yeah we're shooting sex you retard."

Luke: "I just wanted to make sure for those pullers at home. I'm a friend to the pulling man."

Kendra: "You are. Because you can relate."

Ironic Porn Purchase Leads To Unironic Ejaculation

From The Onion: WINNETKA, IL--A local man's ironic purchase of a humorously titled hardcore-porn video Saturday led to a sincere, earnest ejaculation devoid of any irony whatsoever.

According to reports, Josh Farmer, 27, accompanied by friends Brad Werner and Mike Tedesco, entered the Pine Street Adult Bookstore at approximately 3 p.m. to purchase an inflatable-woman doll as a light-hearted gift for friend Marshall Bloch, whose 23rd birthday party was to be celebrated later that evening at Farmer's house. While at the store, Farmer also purchased Terrors From The Clit, which he would later use as ejaculatory fodder in a wholly unironic session of vigorous masturbation.

Who Is Stacey Valentine Dating?

OT writes: WHO IS STACEY VALENTINE SEEING? I saw her and some ultra important dude Magginos this weekend. Everyone knew this guy.

XY writes: Joe Dente. Find out who that guy is. He is really really shady. That's the guy with Stacey Valentine.

Mike Albo

Angel writes: Luke: A friend of mine directed me to your site. I didn't know why, because I'm not into this type of material, but my friend said I should go through your archives. I found references to your problems with Mike Albo. I used to be his neighbor and had gotten in an argument with him once over a shared parking space. He threatened me, but I ignored it - he doesn't look very dangerous, you know? Then, one night, after I got home from work, I was jumped as I was taking out my trash. I received a brok nose, and my jaw was broken too. I also had a concussion and was in the hospital for about three weeks. I could never prove it was Albo because it was dark, and he was pretty careful to make sure there were no witnesses. When I got back from the hospital, Albo told me that "I should be more careful in the future." That's some advice I'd pass along to you. Be careful with this guy, Luke. He's crazy and dangerous.

Bob writes: LUKE!.What happened? I had a friend over who had read your posts on Mike Albo! When she expressed concern about the relationship and your welfare I laughed and wanted to put her concern for your safety to rest by showing her a picture of FAT ALBO, er I mean MIKE ALBO....and I couldn't find any. Anyway I guess I'll have to wait till porn goes mainstream and get his picture off of the new Cosby/HEGV cartoon show called..HEY..HEY... HEY ITS "FAT ALBO."

Onebox writes: Yo Luke, that guy who was Mike Albo's neighbor... Well, don't sweat that & don't get shook up about it... If Mike Albo f---s with you - I'll take care of him real good. Mike Albo, I know you, I know all about you & I am watching you... Mike Albo, Pay Me My Money.

Gossip

Dave writes on RAME: I just saw Co-ed Cocksuckers #16, which has a "bonus scene" with Jessica Jewel. In it she is sporting some very nice, natural-looking saggy breasts. Much better than those sacks of concrete I've gotten used to seeing. Is this an old scene, does anyone know, or has Jess had her implants removed? I sure hope it's the latter...

A source at Astral Ocean writes: Here's an interesting fact. We stopped advertsing in AVN's December and January issues. We got 3 nominations (compared to last year's 18) and terrible reviews in their Dec. issue. For some decent movies. And they totally ignored Succubus. Go figure.

A friend of Elastin's went to the Tropical Lei in Upland, Southern California Sunday night to see Lili Xene dance. He writes Elastin: "Forgot to mention that I had a little chat with your favorita, Lilly. I told her that you sent me that Luke F-rd piece. She wasn't instantly aware of it and got nervous that she would be mentioned at his site. But I told her it was just an old interview where she comes off well (which she did). She said her film and feature career is so long ago that she doesn't even think of herself as "Exene" anymore - 4 straight years as a house dancer at TL."

Hank Rose

Ex-porn star Hank Rose writes Luke: "You may very well be a journalistic "Mr. Ford Having Come to Hollywood". You strike me as a character straight out of an old Frank Capra film, only with an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other, each swaying you to and fro as to the importance and/or immorality of the industry.

"But if God thought sex or any depiction of it were bad, he wouldn't have chosen it as the method of procreation. Note that many who have been conditioned by religious quilt to think sex is bad have become mad for their inability to sexually function because of it. So Freud was right. I think he would have regarded porn as the ultimate exhibitionist forum for the unexpressed sexual soul.

At the same time, I wouldn't want to create a monster with my provocative advice. Wetting your wick on a public forum in the industry might threaten to destroy your journalistic credibility in the long run. For if you were to trespass beyond the scope of the outsider's candy store mentality, the illusion of glamour and the journalistic muse based on it would be destroyed while an insider's wanderlust would take its place. And sex in front of a camera can become as addictive as nicotine or heroine.

I only know of one scribe who wet his wick in porn in recent years. Mark, a fat slob reviewer at AVN once did a brief series with Sharon Mitchell. Being a fat slob, he was doomed to pop his head in and out of porn stardom like a Jack In The Box. But for anybody with decent looks, passion in their heart and a dick that works, there's always a niche to be found and filled.

Aside from obvious precautions like strict DNA HIV testing, the trick for newcomers is to find that special girl who so fits your ideal that you could get it up for her on your death bed. And shoot it yourself, gonzo style like Rodney Moore. Emphasize speed, emotion and endurance rather than romanticism, tenderness and subtlety. Such fluff is for female fans, whose erotic likes and dislikes do not up size up demographically.

A good sex scene is like an auto race. If the action is too slow, and there are no curves and swerves (moans and groans), you wind up with the hardcore equivalent of a silent, slow motion soap opera vignette.

I know this from experience. Although not a favorite with critics, I've had cast and crew applaud at some of my performances in my day. In short, block your sex scene style like a Jewish, Aussie Rocco and you can't go wrong. The only way you can get away with a blase' erotic effort is if you have a huge dick or a voluminous cumshot. Then and only then can you get away with winging it or "mailing in" your performance...which is how porn vet Paul Thomas got his nickname, "The Postman"

If the temptation woos you in the long run, be prepared to weather the slings and arrows of poison penned critics who are jealous. For once you've stepped beyond the line, that makes you truly one of us and worthy of a measure of respect. Even as a one shot wonder, if that be your wish. Regardless, you will only learn the truth about us by doing.

Like you, I'm a guy with a flair for the written word. More than a decade ago, my Italian libido got the best of me, but I did not become a big star by any means. I lacked the energy level to lead a wild life in the fast lane. Some supplement any obnoxious life force deficiency by taking drugs. But I was not willing to endanger my life to become one of the elite. At my best I was as good as if not better than the best. And that was good enough for me.

Kevin Blatt writes: we are premiering the new adult-cult of the Long Beach All Stars new viseo "Trailer Ras" on http://www.mad.com. This video features porn star Jill Kelly and she looks FINE! BTW This happens to be the same band that was once called "Sublime" the Grammy award winning band from Long Beach. Check it out I think you will love what you see. Also, Houston was on Stern this morning plugging www.houstonchannel.com.

IrishLadd8: Hmmm... well Dallas D'Amour was pretty wild [at the Market Street Cinema in San Francisco]... she took me back to her apt ... she did everything... even let me f--- her ass.

BrandyAlx1: "A regular" from PST informed me that last night wasn't the first time they've banned someone from chat accusing them of being me. Apparently a lot of people drop by to suggest that BT is less than... normal, and since they obviously believe I am the only one who thinks so, anyone coming in with such an opinion has to be me in disguise and are summarily excused from the channel.

Big Chuck writes: Hey Brandy, I read l-keford.com a lot and heard a lot about that pornstar IRC channel. I followed the gossip about you being banned and Bianca Trump and that you're a bitch and stuff like that and decided to check it out. I had some business in that area anyway (Kascha!) When I asked about Bianca Trump and why she is the way she is with you they banned me from the chat! Not only that, they accused me of being you! ROFL!!! As if you are the only person in the world who thinks that cunt is totally out to lunch. I didn't badmouth her I just asked what was up with her and they got like paranoid or something. Well I went to her site after Luke's and then yours after I got banned. I had to see what I was accused of and was worried. I read absolutely everything I couldn't stop. I think I know what the problem is now. You are so much brighter, smarter, warmer, funnier, classier, prettier, worldier and every other "er" there is than bianca and these guys hate that you speak your mind and your always right. They said you argue too much. Of course! If they're wrong you gotta say so. I love you girl and if you think this pornstar IRC and Luke and all that s--- from Trump is believed by anybody or hurts you somehow STOP IT! They all actually made me a fan of yours and I never heard of you before! I'm sending you something from your christmas wish list and something else I made.

Session Start: Mon Dec 06 01:23:31 1999
*** Now talking in #!!!!!!pornstar-trading
<Kobeb> Welcome bc_stinger!
<shannin> so is that why she is messaging me?
<DotCum> she got around the ban tho
<Chizog> why is she banned?>
<Darth_Whack> one word, BITCH
<Chizog> i know she argues with everyone.. but is that
why>
<Darth_Whack> causes too much trouble
<bc_stinger> Anyone familiar with Michael Raven? He's
anew director and has a film with hershel Savage with
a girl who wasn't listed
<bc_stinger> I saw this on the Luke F-rd site so much
I thought you guys would know.
<cesi> what is l-keford?
<bc_stinger> Its a porn site with gossip and stuff
<bc_stinger> battles between porn people mostly it
looks like
* cesi doesn't like gossips
<bc_stinger> One girl gets in batlles of wit with
another who is totally armed ;-)
<bc_stinger> two others diss some guy they each went
out with
<bc_stinger> Lots of jewish talk that I don't know why
is on a porn site
<bc_stinger> yeah, that's why I came here
<RedMyst> dammit
<Chizog> jews?
<Chizog> here?
<Chizog> what?
<bc_stinger> jews not allowed here?
<bc_stinger> it's hannukah. you're supposed to be all
peaceful and forgiving aren't ya?
<Chizog> heheheehehehe
<bc_stinger> hehehe
<KMouse> anyone know who aimee sweet is and where she
came from?
<Chizog> aimee sweet is a nice lady
<Chizog> she came from her mommy
<cesi> www.aimeesweet.net
<bc_stinger> How did she get there chizog. That's what
I wanna see ;-)
<bc_stinger> Anybody have any pictures of Kascha
before she had all that surgery? She was a hot little
asian thing who tried too hard to be white
<bc_stinger> I mean before she had the euro nose done
in and her eyes unslanted
<bc_stinger> it was almost like Michael jackson or
something all that she did to herself
<KMouse> at least she's supposed to look like a girl
<bc_stinger> hehe
<bc_stinger> okay then diana ross
<bc_stinger> so what is wrong with this Bianca trump
girl? every couple of days she's on the rag about some
stupid s--- on Luke F-rd
<Chizog> bc.. dont badmouth people on here you dont
know
<bc_stinger> I sort of agree with the topic up there
on her
<bc_stinger> but the image she creates makes you
wonder
<bc_stinger> I wasn't badmouthing her I don't know
her-just something i noticed that makes me wonder
that's all
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