Sunday, December 5, 1999
Bianca Trump Replies To Her Critics
Bianca Trump told Luke in chat Sunday morning: "Although I am a few days late.... I have a job....unlike others who keep up every day I would like to comment. My messages to you were not emailed...they where in chat that is why I can't use a spell checker. Not that I would bother. I am a lazy speller. I know that. Nor do I ever bother with all the appropriate punctuations. I have a job a life and thousands of emails to answer. I don't have time to fuss and fiddle with the Appropriate speach speal that BA does all day. She unlike me has hours to waste thinking up the perfect big words to try and put me down.
"I on the other hand am NOT trying to impress anyone. I don't
have the time or the patience to care what these people think of me
or my spelling. I don't feel I need the proper letter format to gain
what I have in life. And I have proved that. And finally
BrandyAlx1: If BT would spend less time stalking and harssing people she's jealous of, she could channel that energy into making herself (possibly) more literate and socially adept. As it is, what is the search engine for? Everything on her site is misspelled and it would make her visitors have to run innumerable searches trying to guess how she spelled what they are looking for.
BrandyAlx1: BTW, the misspellings of all the porn star names I quoted back from her META are hers, not mine. BrandyAlx1: Overall, however, BT's latest comments indicate she admires my literary qualifications, and that I'd like to personally thank her for pointing out my brilliance and being my fan.
Nice Jewish Girl writes: Not wanting to jump into the fray between BT and BA, however I feel I must comment upon BT's spelling. She may have been born in California, where for almost 20 years it has been the policy of the State Of California to de-emphasize spelling and writing because they are considered racist. In fact, children were not taught how to sound out words here, they were taught to identify whole words from the beginning. It was called Whole Language learning and was a complete disaster. There is are whole generations of kids not knowing how to read and write very well because of the politically correct policies of the state. Teachers were forced to teach spelling and sounding out words on the sly. In addition, the classics are currently not being taught because it is once again being thought of as racist, so instead of Dickens and Doestoevsky we are getting Amy Tan, etc. And also, we must also address the fact that in California schools it is more important to teach kids tolerance of gay people in kindergarten, and how you get HIV. If you think I'm kidding, I'm not.
Bianca Trump writes: Ok I guess I will respond again. I was not educated in California. I admitted my spelling was horrid....what the hell more do you people want from me? So what, who cares. I will never be in a secretary so whats the big deal? I'm a porner. Not a college professor. Get over it already. And why no excuse for sucking blood from us tax payers? What about BA's pity party and how she blatantly asks for DONATIONS on her main page of her site?
Luke: "Is it really necessary for porn stars to spell properly so long as they produce good whack material? Discuss amongst yourselves and Email Luke. Luke tends to the view that so long as these girls can suck the chrome off a bumper, their spelling and grammer are of secondary importance."
Delaney Daniels: "Unless a girl is spelling out 'please f--- me harder' wrong diring a scene, who cares if they can spell or not."
Luke: " Yes, but what kind of message does that send to the children?"
From Brandy's website www.kamikaze.org, an impeccably spelled appeal for money: "This web site is absolutely free! I do, however, put a lot of thought, time and effort into it and would be justified in commercializing it, but I'd simply rather not. I'll only kindly ask from anyone who enjoys this page, and wants it to be able to remain for a long time, to contribute any amount they feel is fair for what they get out of it. A lot of you have sent a few bucks so I don't feel as though I'm doing this for nothing. To those few I say thank you. :) See FAQ #12 for the address to send your donation if you wish."
Bianca: "I want to know why she can beg fir donations on her site and collect unemployment......and you dont print it.
"I vote someone get the cunt a job as a proof reader so she can stop leaching off the taxes I pay!"
Robinson: On the subject of Porn Star Spelling Ability: I watched a recent Howard Stern show starring former Penthouse Pets in a contest of knowledge. If they failed to answer a question correctly, they had to first show their breasts and, then, drop their pants to be spanked. Janine Lindemulder failed to identify the country in which the Bay of Pigs debacle occurred and later WAS UNABLE TO SPELL THE WORD "BICYCLE." I s--- you not. She did, however, take her spanking like a champ.
Some Goof in Alabama writes: I remember an old commercial that began "people judge you by the words you use." If Ms. Trump is going to force herself on us in a non-sexual way on your site, she should spell and punctuate properly. Or as long as she's so damn wealthy, hire someone to do it for her. As long as I'm on the subject of Ms. (shudder) Trump, I suggest Santa Claus give her a life for Christmas. Same to Mr. Albo (interesting he hasn't said much you printed that 1995 HVEG excerpt from him telling porn stars to not be so sensitive to his insults. ;) Any other thoughts on what porn folk would ideally get for Christmas? My number one pick would be a time machine so I could have nipped the breast enhancement craze in the bud.
Fred Jew writes: Sir: I take issue with the notion that porn stars should be able to get away with spelling incorrectly. I agree with you completely, that these women (and men) are role models that we all look up to. I find it outrageous that we are bombarded with incorrect conjugations, split infinitives, and grown men and women who would have the temerity to end a sentence with a preposition. (Actually, I think this comes from trying to end too many sentences with a proposition.)
However, being subjected to incorrect spelling is too much. Our youth look up to these people. They idolize these people, and aspire to be porn stars one day. How will we be able to encourage our youngsters to learn correct spelling and grammar if their heros and role models fail to attend to such things properly.
My solution to the problem is that henceforth, Max Hardcore, John Stagliano, Rob Black, etc. ought not hire anyone who cannot provide a diploma from an accredited four year college. People like Annabel Chong (Univ. of So. Cal.), Nina Hartley (SF State), Jasmine St. Claire (Columbia or NYU, depending upon which highly unreliable web page you read), Veronica Hart (Univ. of Nevada), Ron Jeremy (Hindenburg University of Dirigible Technology, Phys. Ed. and fitness major), Jamie Gillis (Columbia), and others should be held up as the standard to which we should all aspire (or perspire, depending upon your perspective). (L--you frequently post religious backgrounds of porn stars. I think you should start posting college degrees.)
Now I don't think a college degree is the be-all and end-all of porn qualifications. For example, as I have observed before, Ms. Carrera (Rutgers drop-out, but good SAT scores) spells impeccably and without grammatical flaw. Ms. Alexandre exhibits similar abilities. Thus, I think the adult entertainment industry should offer an exam so that otherwise qualified people can attain a position in adult entertainment. After all, President Truman did not have a college degree, and neither did Lincoln. If we are willing to permit non-degreed people to become president, I suppose I'm willing to let non-dgreed people become porn stars. It's bad enough that the NCAA has athletes who bypass the normal SAT score requirements. Sir, it is time for the adult industry to put its foot down and set an example for America.
DowJones writes: Hey Luke: I just wanted you to know that Bianca Trump is very loose with the truth. I have followed her site for a long time and she did cry about being broke and needing money to fix her boobs. I have followed her for a while and I think she is not only lying to you, but also lies to herself with all her delusions of grandeur.
Lord Peter Luther Christian writes:
Dear Mr. Ford:
I am surprised that you do not recognize interest in proper spelling for what it is: a surrogate for a much more sinister desire. In this modern day of spell checking programs, there is little interest in proper spelling as a skill. Oh, on occasion, a public personage will stub his tow when asked to spell a common word (you spell it potatoe, I spell it potato); but generally it is a non-issue.
With one exception. The national spelling bee. This event is given much coverage by the press. And who gets to participate in this event? Generally, prepubescent boys and girls. Need I spell this out for you? Porners who spell well and advertise the fact are trying to appeal to those of their "fans" whose interest in the National Spelling Bee is less than wholesome. In short, Mr. Ford, beware the porner who can spell!
Bianca Trump writes: I never lied. I did in fact say that I spent all my savings on booby problems.....what part of that didn't make sense to him? I never said all fans send me money for nothing.... Nope, never, not even once. I even returned all monies for private videos since I couldnt do them. I unlike others update my site every day. Dear Diary is full of hard cold facts. Some may not want to hear what is going on in my life every day. But a mass majority do. If he doesn't want to hear my problems maybe he should stop reading my site every day. I share all the good news as well as the bad. Like it or not, it's my site. I can do that.
Gary writes: Hey, I agree, porn stars don't need to know how to spell. But when they start bragging about how "smart" they are, they need to give us some confirmation. We all make typos, but the final conclusion is that Bianca Trump may not be STOOPID, just UNEDJUKATED.
Nice Jewish Girl writes: I ran into an old friend Maria (who's probably reading this now if you publish this), and she was like "what's new?", so I told her I'm a net fiend, that I'm on Luke F-rd's site a lot, that I've interviewed a lot of people, and that it's a porn gossip site, but it's edgy, and that the Underground reads it too, because it's way cool, plus all my friends are reading it now. And that I used to be in love with Luke, but everything changed since I interviewed John Decker, and now Luke's been totally sick since then. And I told her that the way I "discovered" John Decker, was after Nat and I broke up and I noticed how much he looked like Nat. She perked up "Oh yeah?"
Nat was really really cute, cuter than JD, but similar, very similar tohim. The way I met Maria was that she used to call my house when Nat and I lived together and asked for Nat in the most sexy voice I'd ever heard. I confronted her and had a big fight with her. But after Nat and I broke up and I was over my falling apart stuff and I could deal, I apologized to her. I had been terribly jealous. She is also good friends with one of my best friends, Susan, whom we were dissing. I said "She must have Mars in Scorpio" because Susan gets into huge fights with her good friends and dumps and then comes back to us, months later. And we both love Susan to bits, but we get hurt when she leaves us in a huff. So I told her to wait till Susan comes back to her, because she will, she always does.
And so, when I told her that John Decker and I really connected, but (sniff!) he hasn't called nor e-mailed me since, that we talked for six hours on the phone together, she said "oh he's probably like that with every girl!", I was like "yeah?", you really think so?" she's like yeah. "But we really connected!!", she was "NJG he's a PornStar - he really connects with a lot of women!"..."Yeah...." I said...oh well...
Salon.com On Barely Legal Porn
Salon.com discusses the trend in barely legal porn: Though the Barely Legal video, a spinoff from the highly successful porn mag of the same name, is a popular rental, ranking No. 20 in Adult Video News' Top 40 Rentals as of Nov. 22, it's hardly alone in the field. Scan the racks of your local porn parlor and the series titles read like a bobby-sox chaser's wet dream: Virgin Stories, Cherries, Rookie Cookies, Cherry Poppers, Young and Anal, Cheerleader Confessions and the memorable Young, Dumb and Full of Cum. AVN even dedicated its September 1999 issue to the genre with a "Back to School" cover showing two "carnal cuties" in saddle shoes and plaid skirts.
Back in 1993, Barely Legal was the first specialty magazine to gleefully exploit the male appetite for very young girls, showing just-turned-18 lasses tearing off their skirts and bobby socks to press the flesh of adoring bi-classmates. A plethora of copycats with names like Hawk, Tight and Barely 18 now compete with Barely Legal for readers. Nevertheless, Larry Flynt's X-rated version of Teen Beat remains the ne plus ultra for jailbait aficionados.
Kid Vegas Update
Kid Vegas phoned Luke Saturday afternoon and left this message: "I just called to say that everything is good. I'm shooting my movie. I'm on drugs. I stopped by my friend's house and picked up Naudia Childs. We made up. We're good friends now. No more s--- talking about each other. We're over our feud. All things are good. We're going to be taking a helicopter and doing some drugs today.
"About my shoot in Palm Springs, the girls dived into a taxi and split on us. Me and Johnny Toxic were out of our minds. They signed releases and gave us free scenes. Thank the Lord for that.
"About the guy thing: Of course there are no guy in my movies. Only me and Johnny Toxic and we're not performing with each other, just next to each other with one girl. I'll give you another report when I feel better. I need more prescription."
Damien Michaels said his Ultimate Entertainment Group is moving to new offices, that's why it's phone have been disconnected.
Ex-porn star Hank Rose writes "Luke: It's been a while since I wrote. I thank you for adding the tongue-in-cheek verse to my profile on your site. Having used it sight unseen must have been a testament to the quality of my writing. Indeed, my piece on Jesse Eastern has upped his celebrity somewhat in family circles.
On the down side, I must admit I was taken aback by your historical tome which lists Jews as porn giants and whose only reference to Italians is the mob. In sexual terms, girls laid is tangibly more important than money made. Which is why the richest men in the industry are often jealous of the talent to no end. I'll remind you that many of the most well known and popular stars of all time have been Italians. Tom Byron and Joey Silvera are living legends. Rocco is what John Holmes was in his day, HIV rumors notwithstanding. And a fellow paisan, John Leslie, is generally perceived by critics as the greatest male star of all time. Jim Holiday will tell you that.
Ron Jeremy? He wins awards as most recognizable as well as the one most fans are tired of. That alone cancels him out on any all time list. He appeared in one of my productions many moons ago. In short, if porn were a race, many Jews would make up the field, but an Italian would be in the winner's circle every time I'm afraid. Our superior love and lust genes would woo the ladies from the competition every time. My own Jewish wife is a prime example of that, bless her soul.
I admire your balls and your penchant for reporting the industry as it is...most of the time. In this, the age of AIDS where the business is dying, we needed someone like you. But you need to turn the tables---and have some one interview you for a change.
Your fascination at the worst laid plans of the lay-for-pay set amazes me. It's like you're so utterly mesmerized by the fire in Hell that you are prone to report on the demons who set it aglow. Who cares? Just let the world beat off and enjoy the warmth.
Margold doesn't return my E mails anymore, perhaps due to having been offended by either my love/hate affair with my Jewish brothers or my welcome acceptance of your arrival on the scene. Like Jim Holiday, you give the industry a respect that it doesn't have or doesn't deserve by publicizing facts that are either commonplace or don't matter. In a masturbatory media fit for Joe jerkoff, who came in whose mouth is more important than who's a scum bag or who's suing who. As a rule, I show more ego in my demeanor now than in the beginning when I was, "Happy Henry" one of Bill's kids in the BV (before Viper) days.
Of course, I could give you scoops about this industry that would make even you blush. But there would have to be something in it for me other than a free web site byline. Aside from helping an old friend with his scripts now and then, I have all but given up on any comeback due to respect to my health as well as my yenta wife, who is a distant relative of the 3 Stooges I might add. I was once a reviewing ghostwriter for AVN, having sent her in my place as a joke. Gene Ross is a big Stooges fan. This was all in an effort to prove that I could do their job while they couldn't do mine.
Same goes with you. The day you get respect is this biz is the day you become a lust brother in front of the camera at least once to prove your manhood. It would separate you from every other adult reporter who ever lived and put you in a different league. Why report on somebody else's 15 minutes or 8 inches or 40DD of fame when you can have some of your own? And believe me, if your God truly thought porn was a sin, the next worst thing would be reporting on it, mate. Although I'm sure you're getting a taste of the industry behind the scenes. After all, being from a land "down under", how could you resist?
Leisure Time Manager Harasses Olivia
Blonde porn star Olivia is back.
After the end of her four year relationship with Leisure Time manager Michael Kovacs, Olivia has jumped in front of the camera, working with Nick East for some out-of-towners using the moniker "Brooklyn Brothers."
Olivia was a troubled star a few years ago, with a serious addiction to drugs. Michael helped her sober up. Olivia disappeared from the business for about a year, and then returned as a makeup artist. Shelby Stevens and Kelly Nichols are other porn stars who now work as a makeup artists.
Olivia and Michael broke up a few months ago. Michael supposedly threatened her that he would call her 12-year old daughter if she ever returned to porno. Olivia's daughter knew that her mom worked as a make-up artist but had no idea that mom was ever a porn star.
I hear that Michael called Olivia's daughter last week when Olivia was on set to do her first sex scene in four years. The conversation supposedly went like this:
Michael: "Where's your mom?"
Daughter: "At work."
Michael: "Do you know what she does?"
Daughter: "She's a make-up artist."
Michael: "Did you know that she used to be a porn star?"
Daughter. "What?"
Michael: "Yeah, she was a big star, under the name Olivia. And she's back f---ing in front of the camera today."
After a long day on set, Olivia returned home to find her daughter hysterical.
Olivia says that Michael has called various people in the porn business, calling Olivia a hooker and telling them not to hire her. Kovacs succeeded in having Metro director Michael Adams back away from using Olivia. Kovacs supposedly told Adams that Leisure Time would not pay Metro what it owed if it ever hired Olivia.
Kovacs also talked to Jim South, but Olivia says South still plans on finding her work.
TGS writes: Regarding the story on Olivia. The gentleman (term applied loosely) in question should be neutered. Thats as f---ed up as it gets.
Jack: If this story is true,Michael Kovacs deserves an asskicking.What kind of a lowlife scumbag does something like this?
Luke talked to Olivia by phone Friday afternoon.
Oliva: "I decided to go back to work [in front of the camera]. And he threatened that if I did, he'd tell my daughter what I did four years ago. Because it's been four years since I've done anything. And I'm like, that's pretty f---ed up. That's not cool. My kid is only twelve [years old], you just don't do that. You can diss me but don't go to her and ruin her world.
"So he found out that I was working and called my house and asked my daughter where I was. She said, 'At work." And he said, 'Oh, doing what?' And she said, 'Makeup of course.' And he said, 'Oh, that's not what I heard.' And my daughter is like, 'Well, what?' And he said, 'You know, she used to do porno.' And my poor daughter was just like, 'What?' And he said, 'Yep, and she's doing it again.'
"I was at work all day. When I got back, she was crying. It was just so f---ed. You just don't do that to a kid, not to a kid who looks up to their parents. And if anyone is going to tell a child, it is that parent. Not some angry boyfriend out for revenge. And that was clearly what it was because he told me if I did a scene, he was going to do it. And now he's lying and saying that she's lying. It's just ridiculous.
"He's been threatening me with all kinds of crazy s--- about if I do movies, this and that. This story has really hit home with a few people who have kids."
Luke: "I hear he's also calling other people in the industry trying to prevent you from getting work?"
Olivia: "He called Jim South to tell him not to get me any work. I was supposed to work for Michael Adams over at Metro and he had me booked for something. I guess Leisure Time owed him money, so he told them not to hire me or he wasn't getting his money. So they cancelled the shoot with me. Yeah, he's been calling as many people as he can trying to get them not to hire me.
"I guess he's ashamed of his ex-girlfriend doing that. I was doing it when I met him. I guess he thinks he cleaned me up and made me whatever it was in his eyes that he wanted me to be. Now he's embarrassed for me to go back and he's making all kinds of problems.
"I've talked to Jim [South] and he's getting me work. He listened to him for a minute and then he talked to me and said, 'Don't worry about it. I will get you work.' But I don't know who else is listening to him.
"From what I hear from other directors and talent, he's called me a whore. He's calling me a disgrace for doing this. But on weekends he shoots stuff for Leisure Time and he's got girls blowing him while he's shooting. He's paying all the talent when they come into his office to work for him, he pays them for [personal] blowjobs. Then turns around and calls me the whore.
"It's just typical of what people of pornographers. When people think of a pornographer, they think of an overweight guy behind the desk paying girls to blow him. And I'm the nasty one? When I haven't done anything in four years. I'm still doing makeup but I might do a few scenes.
"I did do a scene allready. I might not go crazy with it. I have my daughter to support and he's just being a major sleaze. I guess he's just turning into Mark Carriere. Just exactly like his boss. I guess he's teaching him well. It's pretty sad.
"I did a bunch of videos four years ago. About 200. Then I disappeared. I met Mike and he of course wouldn't let me work. And I needed a break anyway. Now I'm going to do a few more movies, if he doesn't keep me from it. It seems like I keep running into people, who, I don't know, it seems that Leisure Time has something over their heads. I guess he's using that to threaten people with.
"But I don't worry about that. There are too many people who hate Leisure Time that would hire me just to spite them. I was just really upset by what he did to my daughter."
Luke: "You had a lot of drama about five years ago?"
Olivia: "Yes I did."
Luke: "Did you have appendicitis or something?"
Olivia: "I had a lot of crazy s---. That's another reason why I got out. I had to clean myself up. Get rid of the drugs. Now it's been four years so I think I am ok now."
Luke: "It is a lot of responsibility bringing up a kid?"
Olivia: "It is. And she's older, so it's hard because she knows exactly what is going on. She knew I did makeup for adult films. But she didn't ever think of anything beyond that."
Luke: "Did she think you had done adult films?'
Olivia: "No, she was younger then. Now there's not really a whole lot of it. You have to look for it. It's not displayed and it's not on cable now. She wouldn't have found out. Maybe later on I would've had to tell her, but not at twelve. That's f---ed up."
Luke: "Are you looking forward to doing scenes?"
Olivia: "I am scared actually. It's been a long time. And I was f---ed up back then. I was really f---ed up. I don't think I ever did a scene straight [sober]. So I will be doing this for the first time straight. My first scene was ok. I worked with Nick East. It was good. It wasn't as horrifying as I thought it would be. I thought I would be scared to death. It was actually easier not being f---ed up. It was for these guys, the Brooklyn Brothers. I don't know who they are but they came to town and shot something. They're not from here."
Kianna Bradley Signs With Metro
Metro has signed Kianna Bradley to a contract. She will do a huge gangbang next July, hoping to eclipse Houston's record of "620" acts of sex. She'll do her first anal and DP scenes and will sign for Metro at CES in Las Vegas in early January.
Mad Jack gave a guy in Las Vegas his first chance to perform sex on camera. Greg was so eager to prove that he could do the job, he not only worked for free, he also paid the for the girl. Greg did an ok job, reports Mad Jack, but was unable to come through with the pop shot.
It will be interesting to see how Tampa's city ordinance banning lapdancing will affect the video stars who live and work there, like Amber Sexxxum, Samantha Silk, Phoenixxx Blaque, Kim Kupps, Sidney, others. Plus Peter North's Playhouse is there as well. Peter North owns this book store by that name (adult) in Tampa. Up until a few months ago he also had girls "lingerie models" working the back room.
Email: "What happened to the Clemenza papers you were talking about a year ago, that were supposed to end Paul Fishbein's career?"
Luke: They were coming from some ex-AVN employees who were going to spill all the goods on Paul and AVN corruption. But then my site got hacked and went down for a few weeks, and by the time I was on the air again, the ex-AVNers had decided to keep quiet. They were probably bribed.
Weekly Standard journalist Matt Labash, who wrote a couple of years ago about the World Pornography Conference, has had his first child and named him - Luke.
Vivid girl Lori Michaels writes: The tickets arrived in the mail today; therefore, I'll be traveling the 5th of January to the CES show in Vegas. I'll be signing at the Vivid exhibit on the 6th, 7th, 8th, and 9th at the Sahara Convention Center. The AVN awards show will be the evening of the 8th at the Venetian Hotel. 7:30 to 9 PM for the cocktail party and hors d"oeuvres, 9 to 11 PM for the awards presentation, and then the post party show with live music and dancing at the Venetian's new Club 2K that goes on from 11pm till dawn. If you happen to attend make sure you come up and say hi.
My boxcover for Statues and Conflict were nominated for best packaging, and thats about it for nominations this year. Last year The Kiss was nominated for best comedy. Straight Shooter won't make it out in time for the nominations this year, but I've been told it should be up for best video next year. The night of the 7th there will be a big orgy in my suite at the hotel. All my fans are invited to come and do what they want with me from 8 pm till 7 am the next morning. Anything goes as long as you don't stop. hehe ( just kidding ) I am seriously going to try to get some fans to go around town with me and take some pictures. Something that I can put them on the web site. And don't worry, I'll make sure to throw in some daring and exposing poses that will surely embarrase the guys.
Stephen Hicks ( the best glamour photographers in the business ) sent me four CD's this week with most of my photo shoots with high resolution scans large enough to make a photo quality poster. I'll be placing a complete photo shoot in the vip room each month and will include some of my favorite pics in the high resolution. That way you can download them if you want to make a poster. I've noticed that a lot of the photo copy places can now make a poster from a jpg file. We have our first match from the chat room. Inc and Char are now a couple, and they meet in the chat. Most of you have seen Char's pic, so we know that ol' Inc has a smile on his face most of the time. hehe Inc. had agreed to give me some help on the web site so that I can concentrate more on material for the web cam and updating the galleries. He is going to redo the meta tags, correcting my html errors, registering with search engines, and things like that. THANKS INC. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THAT WILL HELP.
I had no idea that I would meet so many nice people in the chat room. I went surfing around the web one night looking at various chat rooms, and have to say that the people in my chat are by far the best. We've got doctors, lawyers, wildlife conservation, construction workers, sales people, office workers, housewives, and about anything else you can think of. I even got a case of coffee from a chat fan in florida who works for a coffee company. I'll be drinking and peeing for the rest of 2000. hehe
Ok, I'm getting ready to do the web cams again. The main request I've had from the web cam fans is that I do some wearing lingerie. I just happen to have a closet full of matching lingerie so I'll make sure to honor your requests. I think I'll also take some photos with the digital camera and put them on a special page in the vip side. That way you can view the stills along with the web cam. And yes, I'll strip out of the lingerie for you. It's fun to be live on the web cam, but I've found that I can make a much sexier web cam if I video it first. That way I can save it to disk and replay it at a later date. So from now on the videod web cams will be saved and then replayed again at later dates. When I am live it will not be video taped. SO YOU BETTER BE THERE! And yes, I'll do a better job of posting when I'm going to be live.
Al from Houston writes: Dear Luke, First off, I wanted to say that I enjoy your website. While I enjoy your daily write-ups, they do tend to be geared more toward people in the adult video industry than toward its fans (ie, lots of stuff about video directors, producers, etc. that average joes like me could not care less about), I do enjoy reading information about the stars themselves. That's what I look for when perusing through your daily write-ups. Anyway, keep up the good work. By the way, would it be possible to post information on your Stars section about 2 of my favorite stars: Jean Afrique and Marine Cartier (especially Jean Afrique)? In my opinion, Jean has (or had) the best body and prettiest face I've ever seen in porn..
Also, has Peter North still in the business, or has he retired? Haven't heard or seen much of him lately. Talk about a guy who was made to be a porn stud. I had the opportunity to speak with Victoria Paris and Christy Canyon during a promotional stop through Houston recently, and I asked them who their all-time favorite male performer was. In unison, they both immediately proclaimed, "Peter North!!". I thought that was pretty cool. It seems that most women in the business have said that Peter is their favorite. Even though I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), it sure helps make a sex scene sexier if the male talent is in shape (not to mention well-endowed). The copious amounts of male fluid also helps when a facial is shot (no pun intended). Thats what makes Peter such a stud.
Madison Fan writes: I'd like to respond to the piece on your page regarding the AVN awards and more specifically the Best "NEW" Starlet category. i will not comment on the fact that 4 of the nominees released videos in 1997, i think we all can see how ridiculous that is. I want to mention the most glaring omission which was sadly JADE MARCELA, this woman has appeared in close to 60 videos ALL in 1999, appearing on numerous boxcovers including solo, she has done EVERYTHING this year including Anal, DP, Gangbangs and Bukkake, working for EVERYONE from Max Hardcore, Rodney Moore, Ed Powers, Randy West, Elegant Angel, Extreme, Vivid Raw, Zane, Diabolic, and Anabolic. How the HELL could they possibly overlook ALL of that? Sure the awards are silly but if they are going to have them, AVN should at least be educated on the industry they are having them for, and if they had any credibility they would admit their mistake and make this right, but knowing AVN i will not hold my breath.
Brad Parker writes: I hope you will take the time to forward this to Sin City for all of our benefit. Dear Sin City, I recently saw "College Girl" by Sin City because I noticed it said 35mm on the box. Now I know a lot of productions already lie by saying 35mm instead of 16mm since most people are familiar with 35 from mainstream cinema. But must we go as far as say 35mm when its video with a film look and a s---ty one at that?
Mysterious Antisemitic Plot
Chaim Amalek writes: Another Jewish banker, hitherto unknown to the general public, has suddenly appeared in the news. Sephardic Jewish banker Edmond Safra was killed in a blaze in Monaco set by a pair of intruders. Consider that weirdo jewish banker in Connecticut who swindled the Church (I forget his name), and other financial scandals of late. It seems that there always is a jew at the center of the scandal. Some feel that this reflects on the character of the jews themselves, but I have a more sinister (or benign, depending upon your point of view) explanation. What if all of these scandals are part of a plot to discredit jewish finance as a means of discrediting the jewish people? I also cannot help but think about that letter to the editor of the New York Press that I mentioned before. Was this a freelance hit? Why? This is not to place blame on the man - just because a banker who is jewish dies under mysterious circumstances does not mean that he was in any way corrupt. It just seems very odd. And what role do porners, who depend upon finance for their work (provided by whom - jews or italians?), play in all of this?
Adolph Hitler Supports Vivid Video
Luke: Have you ever noticed the resemblance between Steve Hirsch and Adolph Hitler. They look almost identical. And they seem to have similarly large plans for conquering the world.
Myrna Loeb writes Luke: The X book and you are twin pathetic pieces of excrement... just how psychotically anti semitic are you?..enough to warrant being committed? we will all sit back and watch you disappear like an old urine stain you idiot.
DaveB writes: After reading some of the comments on Adolph Hitler's ability to attack the United States I would like to add a few things.
1. The only reason Hitler declared war on the U.S was to honor a pact he made with Japan. He did this hoping Japan would attack Russia on her eastern border when he launched Operation Barbarosa in the spring of 1941.
2. Hitler referred to himself as a "landlocked warrior". Germany was unable to ferry troops across the 80 mile English Channel, much less across the Atlantic. It was not because they didn't have the ability, it was because they couldn't gain air supremacy over England. The reason? Their fighters simply did not have the range capable of flying to England from occupied Europe, staying airborne long enough to wage a successful campaign, and then have enough fuel to return to where they came.
3. Hitler simply was not interested enough in the U.S. to put the time, money, and effort into an invasion across the Atlantic. You have to remember that all W.W.II was, was an extension of W.W.I with a 20 year lapse between the two. Hitler wanted a reckoning with the main powers that defeated Germany in W.W.I (i.e. France and England) and he wanted to wipe the Bolsheviks (communists) off the map.
4. The only reason the United States became involved in the European theatre was to prevent Russia from driving all the way to the English Channel using the claim of liberating Europe from the Nazis. It's more than coincidental that D-Day occurred after Germany's war with Russia was lost.
5. As far as Pat Buchanan, his book is historically accurate. As far as his personal feelings, well, know one really knows but him.
Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, you recently published a letter from DaveB concerning WW II. While not directly related to your web site, it does raise some interesting issues that I would like to comment on.
1. "The only reason Hitler declared war on the U.S was to honor a pact he made with Japan. He did this hoping Japan would attack Russia on her eastern border when he launched Operation Barbarosa in the spring of 1941."
COMMENT: No doubt Hitler wanted Japan to attack Russia. However, his imbecilic decision to declare war on the United States was made AFTER the December 7, 1941 Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, which in turn came about six months AFTER the Germans launched Barbarosa. I think Adolf was having a really bad day when he decided to declare war on the United States months after going to war against the USSR without any Japanese support.
2. "Hitler referred to himself as a "landlocked warrior". Germany was unable to ferry troops across the 80 mile English Channel, much less across the Atlantic. It was not because they didn't have the ability, it was because they couldn't gain air supremacy over England. The reason? Their fighters simply did not have the range capable of flying to England from occupied Europe, staying airborne long enough to wage a successful campaign, and then have enough fuel to return to where they came."
COMMENT There are two issues here. First, the German air campaign against the British came very close to success in 1940, when the Germans were concentrating their attacks against the Royal Air Force and supporting industries and facilities. But then Hitler decided to switch the object of his attack from the destruction of the RAF to the burning of cities, which greatly reduced the pressure on the RAF, enabling them to maintain a force sufficient to deter the Germans from a cross-channel invasion. Re the second point, in the early 1940's, Hitler did not have the logistical means to then mount an invasion of the United States. But strategic thinkers had to concern themselves with the capabilities that the Germans would possess in the future, as well as the present, were they to defeat the British Empire (which then included Canada) and the Soviets. Given Nazi animosity to American Democracy, German activity in Latin America and the brilliance of her scientific/engineering establishment, it was prudent for American strategists to view the Germans as a threat - they were.
3. "Hitler simply was not interested enough in the U.S. to put the time, money, and effort into an invasion across the Atlantic. You have to remember that all W.W.II was, was an extension of W.W.I with a 20 year lapse between the two. Hitler wanted a reckoning with the main powers that defeated Germany in W.W.I (i.e. France and England) and he wanted to wipe the Bolsheviks (communists) off the map."
COMMENT Plausibly true for the early days of the war, but as things progressed and as Hitler became increasingly detached from reality ("Declare war on the U.S.? What a great idea!"), I am not sure that anyone could say what his long term aims were.
4. "The only reason the United States became involved in the European theatre was to prevent Russia from driving all the way to the English Channel using the claim of liberating Europe from the Nazis. It's more than coincidental that D-Day occurred after Germany's war with Russia was lost."
COMMENT: Again, the timing of events do not support this view. The United States became involved to save our kinsman in England from German domination, beginning at a time when the Germans were allied to the Soviets. We then sent substantial materiel to the Soviets in 1941, at a time when many felt that the USSR was on the verge of collapse (which it very nearly was). At this time, the prospect of a Soviet drive all the way across europe was the furthest thing from anyone's mind, Stalin's included, unless you mean a drive eastward in retreat to the Urals. You may be thinking of the final Soviet offensive of the war, involving over two hundred combat divisions. But this offensive began several weeks AFTER the allied landings in France. If anything, the Soviets wanted to be sure that WE would not be defeated in the West before launching their vast drive in the East.
5. "As far as Pat Buchanan, his book is historically accurate. As far as his personal feelings, well, know one really knows but him."
COMMENT: We need to separate Buchanan's views of the world situation at the time of the second world war, from some of his comments regarding U.S. involvement in the first world war. World War I was the central calamity of this century, having given rise to bolshevism, Nazism, the Cold War, and the premature end of the British, Turkish, and Austro-Hungarian empires, the consequences of which bedevil the world to this day. The German soldiers and Generals of 1914, while not benign, were not the storm-troopers of 1939. I think that had we managed to stay out of that one, perhaps the europeans would have found an acceptable way of sorting things out on their own with far, far, far less loss of life than this century would subsequently see. But this is a great unknown. (I have always felt that it was tragic that a nation as advanced as economically and socially advanced Imperial Germany had a leader who was so clearly unequal to the great tasks before him. Kaiser Wilhelm II was no Bismark.)
Now, what has any of this to do with the battle among Tiffany/Kendra/Bianca/Brandy/Twinkles, or gang bang videos, or the use of condoms in films made to help lonely men masturbate to images of women they will never, every get to have sex with in real life? I suppose that I could think of a connection, but why bother? Happy Hanukkah to one and to all, and may your Hanukkah Bush be all that you hoped for.
Sorry, I really liked my crack about Hanukkah Bush in my last email. Maybe that could be the name of a jewish porn star or video. If I were still in the business...
Fred Jew writes: 1. It is clear enough that Buchanan is a bigot.
2. Germany was clearly a threat to the U.S. before 12/7/41 (Pearl Harbor Day). While it might be the case that Germany was in no position in 1941 to launch an amphibious assault on New Jersey as of December, 1941, that does not negate the fact that Germany, either alone or in combination with its Axis ally Japan, was a threat to the U.S., as events of 12/41 proved conclusively.
3. Germany's U-boats were a clear and effective threat against the United States. Germany's nuclear research effort was a threat against the entire world. Given time, if Germany had overrun Britain and Russia, it would have been a direct military threat to the U.S., even acting alone. Only an idiot or a rabid ideologue isolationist like Buchanan could possibly endorse the idea that America should allow such threats to brew without trying to do anything. (Also, only a completely morally bankrupt scumbag like Buchanan could endorse the notion that such a policy would be morally acceptable.)
4. The idea that the U.S. only became involved in the European theatre to prevent Russia from conquoring Europe is unsubstantiated and silly. Why does David B think that the United States sent military aid to Russia throughout the war?
5. David B states that Buchanan's book is "historically accurate." Buchanan's book is an unsubstantiated speculation about what Hitler would or would not have done without interference from France or England. It is not a historical fact that Hitler would have just attacked Poland and then Russia while ignoring the west.
6. David B's email is inconsistent. On the one hand, David B thinks Buchanan's book is historically accurate. Buchanan's book is based upon the wild speculation that Hitler would only have attacked on the east. At the same time, David B says that Hitler was itching for a fight to even the score with England and France. Well, which is it, David B?