Monday, November 29, 1999
Plaid & Condoms
Chutapinha writes on RAME: "Plaid" (a Blue Light Picture from Avalon Enterprises [directed by James DiGiorgio]) has a hard core boxcover that plainly shows Kendra Jade with a big dick in her during a reverse cowgirl WITHOUT A CONDOM. In the actual scene in the movie there IS a condom! This is the lowest thing I've seen yet, I check all the boxes and never rent any porn with latex and this is fraud. Other than that, the tape is OK, the scene with cute lil Melody love blowing Colonel Dave is a hoot and the final scene with Brigette Kirkove and Hershel Savavge actually has heat AND some good acting (and no condom).
MT writes: A lot of porn companies do this. Toxxic Entertainment, Zane, Sean Michaels, Elegant Angel.... I have no problem if a porno company wants to use condoms, I just hate it when they use deceptive box covers. They should have the balls to stand behind their product. They don't think long term. They rip some fan off and the fan is most likely to remember it and never buy anything from them again.
Director James DiGiorgio replies: Thanks for renting or buying PLAID, and for the positive remarks at the end of your post. But I would like to point out a few things. First off, that dick in Kendra ain't all that big--it's Tyce Bune's! C'mon, man, yours is probably as big as that. (heheheh...no offense, Tyce). But you're right, the dick in question does appear to be rubber-less: apparently, the result of an optical anomaly. I do think it's unfair to say that this is the lowest form of fraud. After all, ALL the girls on the box ARE in the movie, and that doesn't always hold true for movies from some companies (there's probably other stuff that's lower, but I just got up and my brain's not fully functional yet). I'm guessing that in spite of the latex in that scene (if i recollect correctly, it's the only latex in the flick), you still enjoyed "Plaid" and it inspired you to have your way with yourself while watching it. That's the point, isn't it? How many movies have you watched that failed to provide that kind of inspiration? With or without a condom in view! Look for "PLAID 2: Phys. Ed," this winter, from Blue Light and Avalon Enterprises.
Gossip
Vegas Vic writes Luke: Do you know anything about porn star Tara Patrick changing her name to Sadie Jordan. Perhaps it was done for legal reasons (Tara Patrick is Carmen Electra's real name), but I'm not sure.
Walter writes: You are doing bang-up work, LF, but how is it that you have failed to break the Big News that yet another BAYWATCH Babe has connections to The Porn World?? The same "Brandy Ledford" who costars nowadays on BAYWATCH HAWAII [see www.baywatch.com for her pics] is the "Brandy Sanders" who appears in the Janine Lindemucker & Vince Neil videotape beneath the pixels! Further, she is an erstwhile stripper who was once Penthouse's Pet of the Year under the name "Jisel"! Nobody has caught this easy-to-verify news flash -- you are the only iconoclast who can do the deed!
Bronco writes: "It was no secret that former Penthouse Pet of Yerar 1990 (Jisel) was in the Janine/Vince Neil tape. She was also in Showtime Series "Fast Track" at the same time this tape came out and I think that is the reason she had her faced obscured - she was trying to go'/stay legit. Go to the Internet Movie Database (www.imdb.com) and search either Brandy Sanders or Brandy Ledford and it lists her "legitimate work" to include some B-Movie T&A roles and notates her as 1990 Pet of Year."
I hear that KBeech has fired Melody Love as a receptionist.
I hear that my boss, Craig Vasiloff, spends today with lawyers, preparing FANtastic! to go public. Wrote Craig in PST, "We have purchased an already trading shell - just renaming and away we go."
Net porner writes: "I heard there was a little flack about the Al4A thing, I want you to know that Al is the most stand-up guy in this business. Please do not f--- with him. He is a good ol' boy from South Carolina, and I must say, if you cross him, unlike Hirsch or Fishbein he will come out here and personally take care of the situation. If you know what I mean. Anyway, I don't want you to think that he is threatening you, that is not the case. However, be careful he is a friend of mine and I am just letting you know that he has model releases and is 100% legit."
Jeremy Steele
Jeremy Steele writes: I was listening to howard stern last week and he said chance ryder died...
Also, I noticed some guy named Roy [Shaft] who you interviewed romantically praising jim south to no end.. He doesn't realize that it's in Jim interests to push a brand new husband-wife team.. he's more secure in getting his flat fees, and there's less of a worry of you actually getting to know other female talent, exchanging numbers, etc, like everyone does...
I found out the hard way how openness and honesty in an dishonest, shinanigan filled environment is rewarded when I did the exact same things in jim's office as I did outside the office, which is mingle, exchange numbers, and report it to jim, who would go and bill those people, and essentially make money for nothing.. he had no problem with me telling him what work I got, due either to the good grace of someone I met or a lead that I followed.. (I would even report, after he asked, who also was on the set, etc, but when I was in his office, in front of him, doing the same thing, all of a sudden I'm trying to f--- him over underneath his nose?!
But unless you do something on your own part jim won't get you nearly enough work to f---in' survive even on poverty level. I'd like to see roy interviewed after the novelty has worn off, or, say after he breaks up and he's on his own and waiting to be lead on carpets through large doors to quick cash... But think about it, if jim really cared about performers well-being, there's alot more things he would be doing.. and one of them is charging companys a percentage, instead of a flat fee?
Despite the fact that porno revenues go up every year, as well as the cost of living. porn star wages decline.. and why? Because of the likes of jim pushing to a girl that she can work 10 jobs for 400-500 each, where as he gets a flat fee everytime, instead of demanding the performer gets a deserved 1000 per scene and her only getting one or two jobs.
When I left World Modeling and told companys and photographers not to pay him anymore, because, not only was he not getting me any work, but he was interferring with my efforts in the office to get myself work (which would've got him fees for nothing like it always did), plus he was openly hostile and embarrassing me, attacking me like I was some kind of scumbag like him (you know a person can't see more in a person than what they are), then there were more rumours flying around about me then I would ever stop to imagine...
For example, Gene Ross of the AVN told me directly that Steve Austin told him directly that I shoot my dick up to get it hard.. the truth is Austin is the one with wood problems, not me. Female talent had painted horrific pictures of some siniser back stabbing nature which came from the horses mouth, itself.. and girls were simply told that if they work with me, world modeling will not represent them... So please, Roy, spare us your romantic rants.
I Was A CIA Sex Slave!
Trance Formation of America Book Review by Jaye C. Beldo (Netnous@aol.com)
If you are bored out of your mind with the usual Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee 'power f---' porn, I suggest grabbing a copy of Trance Formation of America and heading to the nearest bathroom with a jar of Vaseline. Why not infuse new life into your worn out sexual fantasies by envisioning some of the scenes spelled out in Cathy O'Brien's supposed exposé of the pedophile shenanigans of our Government officials?
I mean, how could you not get excited over picturing Hillary Clinton going down on the author's deformed vagina like a starved wolf will Bill walks in on them and casually ignores them? How can you not get excited about Box Car Willie's penchant for fondling preteens after his cornball shows at the Grand Ol' Opry? Or Dick Cheney using an OZ hour glass as if it were a vibrator on the author, while dry running the next meeting with Prince Bandar bin Sultan through his mind? Pardon my overt facetiousness, but this is one hard book to swallow, pardon the pun.
I cannot help but get the impression that Cathy is, at times, really no different from some of the questionable UFO abductees making extravagant claims of being transported to other solar systems and back again. Obviously something happened to her of a traumatic nature (her wary demeanor and tremulous voice reminds me very much of Bill Cooper when he talks about the Kennedy assassination). You can hear the trauma in her voice. How she has chosen, whether unconsciously or not, to manifest the effects of the trauma deserves some responsible scrutiny from the reader.
I have trouble fully believing her harrowing story for a number of reasons. Firstly she starts out her book with the following sentence: "Mind Control is absolute." I can hear Robert Anton Wilson rolling over in his non-local indeterminate grave, shuddering, in subatomic fashion, upon hearing the word is as well as absolute! With statements like these, obviously there are no chinks in O'Brien's armor. Her version of the Great Wall of China is firmly in place and there are no peep holes, no opportunities for us to make our own conclusions. (Please see my review of David Icke's book, The Biggest Secret posted on The Konformist.com web site for further elaboration on this phenomena of how paranoia compels authors to fill all available space with facts.) However, considering the sordid reputation our government officials have, as spelled out in many other conspiracy books, I truly want to believe at least some of O'Brien's stories.
I want to believe that Sparky Anderson, the manager of the Detroit Tigers is/was a pedophile. I want to believe, more than anything, that Gerald Ford made Cathy give him head in the most savage of fashions. The details Cathy gives are convincing and deeply disturbing if not because they actually happened then because they are the overt manifestation of some other painful experiences she suffered through in her past. I wonder how could she invent all of the relentless scenarios of sexual abuse chronicled in Trance Formation. If she did, I at least hand it to her for having a more than vivid imagination. She seems to have an imagination that may possibly help her cope with the pains of sexual abuse, whether it be from family members or politicians. (I'm not suggesting False Memory Syndrome but rather that she may be accessing the lower astral plane which is rife with ethereal perversions).
The details are as convincing as those found in a well written Cloak and Dagger novel. Truth Seekers Books (http://truth-seeker.com) who have been kind enough to send me most of their excellent conspiracy related titles also sent me a video of Cathy and her intelligence insider 'rescuer' Mark Phillips giving a talk on the subject. I attempted to willingly 'suspend my disbelief' to allow the subjective reality of Cathy and Mark into my inscape but something just did not intuitively click or ring true with her story. Neither with Mark's.
Strangely, as he preambled on for Cathy, he did not go into any details of how he rescued her from the CIA's MK-Ultra lair. I really wanted to know more about it so I could be more thoroughly convinced by her story. I tried to avoid psychoanalyzing Cathy while watching the video. However, I did notice that she used some NLP techniques to enhance her persuasive potential, such as the voice roll, nodding the head to emphasize certain words, widening the eyes at key moments and other tricks that most politicians and T.V Evangelists use to put their audience members in a suggestive state. I wonder where she learned these techniques from. Did she learn them from her supposed tormentors at the CIA? If so she needs to hone the skills a bit more to make them less obvious.
I suggest that the reader of Trance Formation regard the work as an elaborate albeit disturbing metaphor of the effects of sexual abuse on young children and how it manifests later on in their lives. Cathy's work may very well provide us with a useful perspective on how trauma can embody itself, how it can be projected upon political figures (and also how political figures can project their perverted sexuality upon us which then manifests in our imaginations.
I highly recommend reading Ioan Couliano's work, Eros and Magic in the Italian Renaissance. He describes how those holding power manipulated the masses via images of a sexual nature. Same old, same old.). What I mean is that the very people she chronicles as having abused her could represent/embody, in a way recognizable to her and us, the very deep, ultimately core pathology in the heart of the American psyche. I have little doubt that some of the horrific things she mentions actually happen on a day to day basis. Completely denying them would be folly. However the web Cathy weaves must be skirted with much caution. The gravity of her argument could very well suck us into territory hard to escape if we don't take the necessary precautions.
Jaye C. Beldo is a writer, intuitive counselor, and spiritual anarchist. He has been published in FATE, Green Egg, Magical Blend, Mythos Journal, Electric Dreams, etc. He can be reached at Netnous@aol.com
Chaim Amalek Visits Luke F-rd
Luke hosted Chaim Amalek (fresh from a Museum of Tolerance tour) in his hovel Sunday evening.
Chaim appears in a streimel, a fur hat and a long black overcoast. And he shuckles rythmically as he reads the words of porn sinners on PST. He wishes all porn women to find good men, settle down and bear their young as God intends.
I got Kendra Jade on the phone and we discussed her career prospects. What would she do after porno?
So Chaim asked, what did you want to do before porno? Jade said she like criminology but life circumstances prevent that career option.
Chaim what she would do when she reached the ripe old age of 25. Jade did not know.
Would she be happy working in a Taco Bell? Or would she find a man to take care of her, and want sought of man would want to be with a woman who had consented to being videotaped while being penetrated by scores of randomly chosen sloppy disgusting men.
Luke: "I take offense to that."
Chaim: "I am merely concerned for her welfare. Are there pension plans for porn stars who hit 25?"
Luke: "No."
Kendra makes between $100,000 - $200,000 a year. But she is not saving her money. Where does her money go? On jeans from Melrose Blvd.
Chaim: "You know Luke, making porn is like making sausages. There's the meat (talent) and the meat grinder [swarthy Jewish porn company owners], and the consumer turns the handle. Like with sausage making, the more you know, the less appetizing it is.
"Since noone knows who I am, I feel no obligation to your readers. In fact, perhaps I do not even exist. Perhaps I am evidence of a multiple personality disorder."
Monday morning, Chaim, a friend to all Jews, wrote Luke:
Thank you for showing me true southern california hospitality during my visit to Los Angeles. Seriously, few people realize that you live in a gated community. To thank you for letting me be part of something bigger than **********, I have an idea for the speech you plan on giving to the CSICOP people. Here, in sketch form, are the three key elements:
1.skeptics are interested in urban legends and such. Well, porn too, has its urban legends (I do not know that this is true - but you can make stuff up here. for example:) Such as the idea that porn women are really having orgasms on tape. Not so! Usually, the sound effects must be dubbed in. Or that porn actresses are the girl next door. Or that the producers of porn are just like the rest of us, only less inhibited. Not so. Consider that the average american believes in god. this leads to:
2.While you are not an atheist, you are, still, an empiricist. You note that virtually all of the men who make porn are godless (contra the average american), secular types who would be at ease in this crowd. The exploited workers too, seem to be godless.
3. Whether or not organized religion is true, it does seem to confer substantial immunity against porn exploitation on believers, as few believers can be found among the ranks of the producers or talent in porn. This is a blessing that god bestows upon his believers, whether he exists or not. OK - this would tie in what you do to skepticism (there is no other obvious link), and all of that to religion. This is a speech that all believers could rally behind, from Joel Teitelbaum to the Taliban. And it would discomfit the godless.
PS - I have one more night here in LA. Can you suggest a really hot strip club that is kosher? I want a lapdance from a woman who is not ritually unclean, so a topless club with its own Mikvah would be best. Any suggestions?
PPS - A suggestion. Given the lack of space in your place, perhaps you should discard some of the things you own that take up space and which serve no usefull purpose. You know, old newspapers, videos, etc. Lassie and Trigger would approve. Would help you with the jewish chicks too, to have less such clutter. Just a suggestion.
Kendra Jade - Jerry Springer Scandal
Victoria Steele was Kendra Jade's roommate during the tumultuous week that Kendra and her stepmom Kelly were caught on video entangled with talkshow host Jerry Springer.
Here's a report from London's Daily Telegraph 5/15/98: "A TALK show host has hired a leading private detective to find out how he was secretly videotaped while having sex with two women in a hotel room... Pictures from the video of Jerry Springer with Kendra Jade, 21, and her stepmother Kelly, 28, appeared on Sunday in the News of the World and yesterday in the American supermarket tabloid Globe. The women said the video was filmed when they were in Chicago's Plaza Hotel. Kendra Jade said that after the sex session she and her stepmother were guests on Springer's show. Serial sex was the subject and he told them: "Sex is supposed to be something intimate, something personal. "Sex should be confined to loving couples in a special relationship."
"The private detective, Anthony Pellicano, whose clients have included Michael Jackson and Roseanne Barr, said: "A crime has been committed and we're looking into it." Illinois law forbids the taping of anyone without their knowledge and consent. Springer's lawyer, Michael Plonsker, refused to talk about the incident, saying: "Mr Springer does not comment on his personal life." The disclosures are particularly embarrassing to Springer, whose show has recently been criticised for its sexual content and occasional fights between guests."
Victoria writes Luke: "I was just reading through the Kendra Jade interview you have and there are definitely some inconsistencies in the things people told you about the Springer set up…John was not only involved, he orchestrated from his office during the filming of the Bang Off…and Tony Frost was there from the GLOBE and when my husband originally called Jennifer Williams the Producer of Springer…well it was an interesting conversation……If you are interested I will try and fill in the Blanks for you because it does go deep and this is only speculation, but based on some evidence, I think Jerry was in on it as well and it was to Pump Up his notoriety because his movie was coming out………anyways I would be happy to fill in blanks like I said, but I don’t want to be in the middle of their nonsense, after meeting and working with John, kendra and Ron Jeremy I think I will just do stuff on The Net….which is a shame because there are some really nice people I met while filming to Like Cassidy and Brian Surewood…but the crap seems to rise to the top…
"I was in the studio filming so I took notes of everything that was going on such as the day long meetings with John and his lawyers to "insulate him" from the situation, it was planned well in advance and the New of The World...[via LA's Headline News] provided the cameras. I also roomed with Kendra beacuse my hubby got refused entry by customs, so I was alone......and John was banging Kendra and wanted someone to keep an eye on her (very insecure) and he knows what she is like.......anyways Kendra was telling me all about it two and three days before Taping Springer...and like I say the most interesting part which does get more interesting was, that when my husband who is a PI by trade called Jennifer Williams to tell her verbatim "Hi My Name is *******... My wife Victoria Steele is Part of The Gang Bang segment you are taping, and last night in Chicago they set Jerry up in a hotel room on tape having oral sex with Kendra Jade." Her answer was "NO, we didn't.....(long Pause) do you know who you are talking to" to which he said "Yes Jerrys Producer, I thought you would appreciate the Heads up" ....it went on from there but suffice to say, fifteen minutes later John got a call at the studio and was pissed. "That he had a leak and the cat was out of the bag" as he put it.
"I have sent the National Enquirer article (6/9/98 edition, p. 9) and at the time they were the only ones who cared and I dont mean so much about money because yeah I got a G-Note for a quick phone interview...but originally I was not talking to the tabloids or anyone I was just trying to tell Jerry and His people and NO it was not some big Noble thing, it was a.) things happened during the filming of that movie that should never happen to anyone and I don't mean on set b.) John gave as much respect to me as I am giving back by burning him.
"As far as Kendra "being Innocent" look at the attached Phot and draw your own conclusions....remember a.) Kendra had Boob surgery one week after Springer, so use her tiny tits here as a time line...the headlines about Springer on the Tabloids on the Bed further illustrate the time line to a better degree and she is holding the oscar (wearing my pleather dress, that I never got back) to accept the award for her acting job in Chicago......she was excited that it was "about to break"."
Luke interviewed 30-year old blonde housewife Victoria Steele (www.victoriasteele.net) Saturday night.
Victoria: "I started with a small company here in Vancouver [Canada], STP aka Sweeterotica.com in March of 1998. They introduced me to Cream... I was in John Bone's Gang Bang Off with Delicious, Cassidy, Houston and Kendra.
"I arrived in LA on Friday night, May 1st, and we filmed the gangbang on Saturday, the 2nd. We each did 50 guys. Five guys at a time for five minutes.
"On Sunday, John moved me into Kendra's room. On Monday, they took off to Chicago for the Jerry Springer Show.
"They already had the famous photo of Kelly with her hand going towards Jerry's zipper [from a previous Jerry Springer Show]. They were giggling and going on about something and I was like, what, what? They wouldn't tell me.
"When they got back on Wednesday, Kendra was like a little girl, jumping up and down on the bed. She was eager to tell me what they had done. She summed it up... That they had blown Jerry, and Kelly was present. And John had come in previously with the bag that had the hidden camera within... And they had it all on tape.
"John [Bone] took care of me when I was there. I didn't have my other half with me. So I went everywhere with John and Kendra. And lunches and dinners and lawyers... He realized that they may have violated some civil laws and so they went to a lawyer. And I met Tony Frost [tabloid reporter for The Globe] in the hallway.
"John was trying to keep everything hush hush until The Globe got its exclusive.
"This is our room at The Hollywood Express. Kendra was collecting all the tabloids, hoping that she would be in them. And even though Kendra denies that she has children, she showed me the pictures of her two girls. I didn't think it was a big deal that she had a husband and kids but now that she's denying it... [Kelly and Kendra Jade deny that Kendra has kids.]
"Kendra was just 21 years old and just dying to tell her secret about what she had done. And John was always trying to calm her down. 'Ok Kendra, you're going to blow it. Shut your mouth. Relax. Let me take care of everything.' Kendra is very excitable and the fame and the money went to her head.
"She was going on and on, almost proud, that she had cut a girl in the face when she had come home from the club and her live-in was seeing some other chick. So Kendra slashed her in the face. Kendra started beating on his truck. He was a cop and got her taken in, and she was charged with assault. That's why she couldn't see her girls and that's why the girls are with him."
Kendra says that she has no kids and was never married but she did beat up a girl who was playing with her boyfriend. And Kendra was charged with assault. Kendra had no further comment.
XXX writes: "Kendra was engaged to a guy named Steve, the kids were his from a previous marriage. She said she loved them like her own. I reckon that's what the refrence is."
Victoria Steele: "Then I get a call from Anthony Pellicano. And he says that he is Springer's lawyer and that he wants to talk to me. I tell my husband, who is a Private Investigator, and he says that Pellicano is no lawyer. He's a PI. So, I talked to Pellicano... And I sent him my original photos... Then they pushed me aside and went on with their business.
"I also talked to AVN's Gene Ross and he also did a brushoff. Now, after the fact, we realize why [Ross sat in on the meetings to set up Springer, and according to several sources was on John Bone's payroll for months]. But being totally new to the industry, we did not know who was buddies with who and who rubbed each other's bums...
"I had a friend who worked at The National Enquirer and so they ran that story.
"John instructed me to always stay with Kendra because she's very excitable. And LA was fresh and new and she was bright eyed and bushy tailed. She liked to go to the clubs. And John emphasized that you always have to look your best. And he wanted someone to keep eyes and ears open on her behalf. We went to the Roxy and the Rainbow [clubs on Sunset Blvd]."
Victoria Steele says she plans to do more movies in the year 2000. I have my amateur kinky slutty housewife website..."
I look up www.victoriasteele.net and start laughing while reading her bio.
Victoria: "Oh, I thought you were looking at the peeing photos. I told you it was kinky. I'm talking to Mother Lode and Redboard about doing fetish films."
Kendra: "Ask Victoria why she was telling everybody that Ron Jeremy raped her in the bathroom at the gangbang? Then she admitted it wasn't true. She just didn't like Ron Jeremy.
"Last I heard Victoria was working with Charley Frey? Perhaps he's behind all this."
Victoria replies: "First, I have never met Charley, I have only heard of him and therefore have never worked with or for him. Second, I have no interest or need to talk about Ron Jeremy in any way, shape or form. Third, Kendra is welcome to say anything she wants to. And I'll leave it at that."
Heather Jade vs Mike South
Mike South writes about Heather Jade: "Ya know Luke, it's obvious to me that liars tend to run in this family. Contact Al4a I'm sure he will supply you with the release.As for my pix, my contacts did not like her look, plain and simple. As you know I do have contacts with Penthouse Sept. 1999 Pet of the Month is my neighbor, my pix are the ones that got her the gig.
"Regardless, Heather has called me several times wanting to come back down, I have no animosity towards Heather but I wouldn't shoot her, nor would I bring her back down, maybe she is upset because I wasn't interested in her, who cares... She knew that the pictures by PureCandy where gonna be on the net, that much I know as 100% fact and she was most certainly paid and most certainly signed a model release, I suspect this will all come out when al4a learns of this nonsense. I have one picture of Heather that has been scanned and given to you and a handful of people in pst because Heather asked me to....her pix aren't even on my site, nor will they be. This is EXACTLY the kind of thing I am talking about when I emphasize how important it is to be sure that the girl I am shooting in hardcore situations has the maturity to deal with it. Imagine the nightmare she would have been if I had. And as for anything not in front of a camera...Sorry I don't have any sort of sexual relationships with mental children, besides I do WAY better than her."
Luke talked Saturday evening to Kendra and Heather Jade.
Kendra: "Luke, did I ever tell you anything bad about Heather? Did I say that she was chunky and that she should stay out of porn?"
Luke: "Nope."
Heather: "Well, Kelly [stepmother] said it was all over Luke F-rd's site. That I was f---in' chunky and that I had no business stepping anywhere near the whole business.
Heather: "I'm all right, but I need to get laid. It sucks."
Kendra: "I am in my new apartment and believe me, I do not need to get laid. I'm not in the mood."
Heather: "Luke, what did you put on the site? That Mike looked like ET?"
Luke: "Yes."
Kendra: "Yeah, on a good day."
Heather: "Kelly was telling me, 'Luke F-rd is going to write every word you say on that site.' I'm expecting a phone call soon."
Luke: "I'm just a peacemaker."
Heather: "Peacemaker? I heard some stuff about you from Kelly. That you're a troublemaker and all you try to do is start fights and she was surprised that you didn't pick a fight between me and Kendra."
Kelly Jade, stepmom to Kendra and Heather, wrote Luke on Sunday: "hey luke I never told heather that anyone said she was chunky she has alittle more then that to be worried about I would think !
"i JUST HEARD WHAT MIKE WAS SAYING LAST NIGHT IN THE ROOM AND i WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THE OTHER DAY HEATHER AND i WERE ON THE PHONE AND i TOLD HER WHAT MIKE SAID ABOUT HER LYING i WENT AS FAR AS TO TELL HER THAT i DIDN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE STORY SHE HAD TOLD ME .SHE ASKED TO SPEAK WITH WITH YOU SO i GAVE YOU THE NUMBER .ME AND MIKE HAVE TAKEN CARE OF MY INVOLMENT IN THIS STUPID s--- ANYMORE IF HEATHER CARES TO FIGHT IT OUT WITH MIKE THEN THATS FINE AND IF KENDRA HAS SOMETHING TO SAY THAT IS HER CHOICE i DIDN"
Kelly talked to Luke by phone Sunday.
Kelly: "I have nothing to do with the situation [Heather Jade vs Mike South] anymore. I want nothing to do with the situation. When, in my anger and frustration, I first talked to Mike about it, Mike cleared it up. Mike made sense. Then I went to Heather and she decided she wanted to speak to you.
"I don't like it that Mike generalized that all Jades are morons.
"Mike can do whatever he wants to Heather. If they want a war, let them have a war... I've been in bed with a bad back.
"These girls, Kendra and Heather, have come in and out of my life. Heather was 14 when she came to live with me. Then she went back to her mother's. Then she came back to me. Then she went God knows where. Then she came back to me. And the same with Kendra. The stripping and all the negative things they've done, they weren't living at my home at the time because that wasn't allowed. I have other children. I've had about a dozen foster children.
"Kendra is my step daughter and Heather is my foster daughter.
David Sturman
David Sturman writes Lynne L-patin: "Lynn, Not being privy to the internal workings of your mind, I can not comment on this cryptic message. But, I did look at the movie and unfortunately, it does not fit into Sin City's video marketing strategy at the moment. If you like, forward Luke's address and I will forward the movie to him directly. Thanks for considering Sin City for your distribution. David"
Lynne replies: "Luke's mailing address is 264 S. La Cienega Blvd., #1417, Beverly Hills, CA 90211.
"A Sturman with a marketing strategy? You mean, you've stopped throwing s--- against the wall to see what sticks? For twenty years we were forbidden to look at the product, let alone devise "marketing strategies." We weren't supposed to make any money -- just fill up the stores with fodder which would break even while we rolled our quarters...
"I didn't know one could evolve a marketing strategy on the back of an envelope, and/or without being literate and attuned to modern business practices. But hey, any male with six months experience at Taco Bell can run a porno company, right? And any woman with a management degree should be able to make photocopies and sleep with the clients on demand. I would be delighted to learn more about your marketing strategy, assuming there's someone who can articulate it.
"As to being "cryptic," that's why some of us love Luke so much. He can read and write. He gets complex sentences and subtle puns. I've gotten used to people not understanding a word I say, and resenting me for my skills at reading, writing and thinking, while I insist on fair treatment, a man's pay and respect. I get cranky when asked to "dumb it down" for my so-called "superiors," who can't read or write in any language. I get angry when people rub their scams and their stealing in my face, and don't cut me in on the profits, but instead fire me for figuring out their obvious bulls---. So blessed be Luke, who finds me as transparent as glass."
Lynne writes Luke: "I found a "Hanukkah workshop: A free workshop, "How to Hanukkah," focusing on the history, rituals and celebratory aspects of the holiday will be taught at Temple Solael... 7:30 p.m. Monday. Also a Jewish Expo with a Hanukkah celebration in West Hills, with one of the celebrity guest candle lighters being your buddy Dennis Prager.
"As a widow with no children, am I permitted to participate in any ceremonies? I remember when my mother was divorced back in the sixties, we had to stop going to temple because we could not be members any more. Reform, mind you. What is my position? As a female Jew with no family? Christianity, from Catholicism to Unitarianism, doesn't care, but there is a tremendous cultural pressure for Jewish women to be married with children if they are to participate in any level of society. I would think that obviously I would not be welcome at a traditional or orthodox temple regardless of my religious orientation, not having a male sponsor. Can you give me any feedback before I embarrass myself by attending these things on my own?"
Luke: "Of course you can attend and participate on your own... Yes, Jewish life revolves around marriage, and singles sometime feel second class...but go for it."
AVN Awards
Luke received a telephone message Saturday afternoon from one the of the three top male performers in the biz who was not impressed with AVN's list of nominees for Male Performer of the Year.
AVN nominates: Chris Cannon, Christoph Clark, Luciano, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels, Herschel Savage, Rocco Siffredi, Randy Spears, Lexington Steele.
XXX: "Hey, I'm not going to say who this is but I'm a friend of yours and I am one of the top three guys in this business. And I'd like you to put on the site, because I don't have a computer right now, that the top three guys are pissed off that performers of the year on the list include needle injectors [Luciano], Viagra users, and guys that take half an hour to 45 minutes for their pop shots. The three top guys think this is a f---ing joke. And we're sick of the political s--- that AVN has to offer. We don't believe that anybody with an injected dick should ever be put on a list for performer of the year. The injectors and Viagra takers and non-pop shot people know who they are. We all feel this list is totally ridiculous."
Lev Bronstein writes: "Here are some nominations that AVN got way wrong.
Best Ethnic-Themed Series Black Dirty Debutantes, Ed Powers Productions
I don't think Ed even released a Black dirty Debs this year.
Best Pro-Am or Amateur Tape The Coeds 45, Sunny Day Productions Best Couples Sex Scene, Film Tight Shots: The Movie, Shaena Steel & Ed Powers, Vivid Film
This has GOT to be a joke! This was released in spring/summer of 1998, no way thats eligible."
MadisonFan: "Leanni Lei, Sydnee Steele and India all nominated for Best New Comer, all had vids in 1997."
Done writes: looked at those award nominations on GeneRoss.com site. they are pretty flagrantly political. serious oversights running wild. was surprised to see Extreme left off for Box Cover art or whatever the f--- that award is.... i rent their stuff time after time, even after the movies havent been that good, and thats cause they hook their boxes up. also, not really catching the Chloe vibe like everyone seems to be. have seen her in some stuff and it seems like way over acting. dont get me wrong, shes hot and all that, but it just doesnt seem real. i am much more intrigued by Obsession who seems to always legitamately enjoy the s--- she is doing.....sure she isnt as glamorous, but so what. i would nominate Obsession performer of the year over any of those girls on pure dedication to the art.
Babylon Blue Controversy
Antonio Passolini of VCA Pictures writes on the newsgroup rec.arts.movies.erotica (RAME): You will forgive my tardiness in responding to this debate, but I've been somewhat distracted the past few months.
In response to the comments concerning my "censorship enforcement" made by Ultradamno A.D. in the ongoing "Jane Hamilton vs Rob Black debate" in August, I'd like to make a few points.
1) I am not a fan of censorship. I don't believe in it. However, I also am not the owner of VCA, and nor was it within my power during my tenure as executive producer to supersede the directives given to me by my superiors. This may smack of the familiar "I was just following orders" litany of the Nazis, and indeed, I was doing just that. Whether or not it was some horrific offense that spells the doom of the porn industry remains to be seen.
It should be noted, however, that during the time of the decision to not allow John Leslie to shoot a slow-mo Peckinpah-esque scene in which spurting gunshots wounds were to be intercut with spurting penises, the owner of VCA was doing jail time and paying millions of dollars in fines because he had dared to ship movies containing interracial and homosexual sex to Alabama after being entrapped by a Federal sting operation.
One of the movies in question was "Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout Black Chicks," which I wrote. It should be noted that my original script for the movie contained scenes that Greg Dark refused to shoot on the grounds that he would go to jail if he did.
Further, I never feigned to take any sort of "moral high ground" in "enforcing" VCA's guidelines, and I do not believe that Flint's interview with me contains any such posturing. Whatever my own personal beliefs concerning content and censorship may have been, they were secondary to fulfilling the wishes of the owner. After all, it was he, not I, who stood the risk of going to jail and paying through the nose for producing videos that some backwoods Grand Jury would deem "obscene." From the rather cozy position of the armchair critic, it is easy to label this as a cop-out on my part. I can assure, you though, that from within the belly of the beast, the perspective is much different.
2) Given that you might have a modicum of understanding about what the paragraph above is trying to explain, it should not seem at all odd to you that someone in my position could fulfill his job description and at the same time be able to enjoy Throbbing Gristle without feeling the slightest pangs of hypocrisy, naked or otherwise. It is this same duality, if you will, that prompted me to congratulate Leslie for "Fresh Meat" while at the same time knowing that VCA could not have produced it. The bottom line is that as executive producer for VCA, I worked for the company, and that work entailed maintaining the standards that were prescribed not only by the Powers that Be, but also by a cadre of attorneys who erred on the side of caution, and, given the political climate of the time, rightly so. My job description did not include any mention of being a champion of my own personal tastes and beliefs, nor did it charge me with the duty of testing the limits of the First Amendment.
And quite frankly, as much as I admire Leslie's work, and did not have any personal objections to the "Dogwalker" scene in question, I did not feel the need to quit my job and roam the earth in protest because of it. And for the record, I was not blasting "We Hate You Little Girls" while allegedly trekking the Moral High Ground. I was listening to "Persuasion" at a less-than ear-splitting level. Hope this clarifies the issue, though I am sure it is more likely to only instill more rancor and righteous indignation.
Passolini adds: Though it's now de rigeur for starlets to flush before an anal scene, there are some who claim that it only makes matter worse. At a party many years ago, Tyffany Mynx said that she'd rather not do an enema before a scene because it tended to loosen things up too much.
Roy Shaft vs Kid Vegas
Roy Shaft writes: "Dear Luke, Oh, for cryin' out loud, is Kid Vegas still around?? Enough is enough, already! This loser has spent way too juch time trying to bag on people who are just trying to have fun and get by...for a girl who can't get her dick hard, she's running her mouth WAY too much. Doesn't she realize that she's gonna get bum-rushed at CES? Everyone wants a piece of this pasty, coked-out, limp-dicked little squid. If she's smart, she'll stay away from CES or have her fat mouth punched (again).
"Oh, and regarding his comment about "gay" pics of me, anyone with Adobe Photoshop can doctor fakes all they want...like anyone will believe him... Did you catch the review of "Kid Vagrant--Whoremaster" in Hustler? Totally Limp, they said...this guy ought to get into gay porn, which is where "she" belongs. Finally, this 98-pound weakling has no "posse" or "fans" to speak of--just her boyfriends in West Hollywood and her co-workers (read=faggots) in gay porn. And Kid VegAss--as usual, no one is listening to you, no one believes you, and no one cares. It's only a matter of time before your drug-induced ramblings inspire someone to break your kneecaps (any takers out there?)."
Mad Jack writes about XXX of Astral Ocean: "Hey XXX, get a clue!!!! Maybe it's NOT your association with Luke that screwed you on the AVN nominations..It just might be that your product is just CHEAP CRAP..... I used to think that you had some decent stuff (all coming from overseas, of course) but when your boss, Toshi, had the balls to offer me $100.00 for an edited scene i realized that his bag is CHEAP stuff, not quality. Take it up with him, and hey, better luck next year."
Jason writes: "There was a star in the early nighties called, Sierra, who was in films such as Facedance 1 and 2. Recently i saw a hollywood film called "Lake Placid" and there was a girl in the film who had a major role as a policewomen, who looked exactly like her. Would you be able to confirm if that was Sierra? If it is her then she would have to be one of the very few girls apart from Traci Lords that has broken into mainstream."
Model Agency Scandal
(AFP) Two senior executives of the Elite model agency resigned and Milan prosecutors opened a judicial inquiry Friday after a television documentary highlighted under-age sex and drug abuse in the fashion world.
Elite -- the world's largest modelling agency which has Noami Campbell, Linda Evangelista and Cindy Crawford on its books -- said in a statement it accepted the resignations of its president for Europe Gerald Marie and the director of the Elite Model Look beauty contest Xavier Moreau.
The BBC television documentary -- in which reporter Lisa Brinkworth posed as model during a year long investigation -- used hidden cameras and secret microphones to record its evidence, in which Marie offers Brinkworth 300 pounds (405 euros) for sex. The film, which was screened Tuesday in Britain, also shows Marie -- the ex-husband of Evangelista -- saying he planned to have sex with girls wanting to become models, after a fashion contest in France in which the average age of participants was 15. The programme alleged that other employees escorting young models tried to make them buy drugs and said the agency would have been fully aware of the practise.
Gossip
Director Jeff Coldwater and male performer Dick Nasty go to the Hilton most years for Thanksgiving dinner.
Lynne L-patin's hung black roommate Lucky will be working porno in Japan.
Lynne: "I hear that in Japan they have really small dicks and so they really like to see these huge dicks. Especially movies with these huge dicks f---ing people."
XXX: want some info on Amber Lynn?
XXX: She was hanging out at a friends place the other day
XXX: Do you want to know about drug use, or abusive ex boyfriends?
XXX: or do you want to know about date rape and Rohypnol?
XXX: Or do you want to hear hearsay about why Pamela Anderson's kid
is retarded?
XXX: She [Amber Lynn] says her ex-boyfriend and her used to beat her.
in all fairness I believe she said she hit him also
XXX: I think his name is Matt.
XXX: I watched her [Amber Lynn] smoke Crystal Meth out of a glass pipe
XXX: it might have had some CRACK in it as well...I do not use it myself
XXX: She claims she had some guys come over a while back, and next thing
you know she goes to the hospital and finds out she is 3 weeks pregnant
XXX: She alleges the slipped Rohypnol in her drink and raped her...I
asked her if she pressed charges, she claims she did
XXX: She alleges she saw Pamela Anderson coming out of the bathroom
with a needle. She says Pamela Anderson's kid suffers from retardation
because she was using drugs during her pregnancy XXX: As far as the
veracity of these statements only Amber Lynn's drug use is 100 % accurate,
beacuse I saw it with my own eyes
XXX: She [Amber Lynn] has a 500 Mercedes benz in the shop, and claims
she wants to sell her Condominium
XXX: She was driving around in a Toyota Corolla yesterday. She has a
trained dog. She claims to have dated Tony Montana
<MikeSouth> Heather Jade told me all this bulls--- about how she is dying
<MikeSouth> only a little while to live
<PimpOfNuffin> i like the part where she thinks she might be Playboy or Penthouse material
<VideoEd> hey mike, maybe she put that money that al4a gave her in her sock and forgot about it, now she can dig through her cloths and find that sock and get the cash!
<MikeSouth> and I am telling myself...no f---ing way am I falling for this load of s---
<MikeSouth> she IS terminal though
<MikeSouth> terminal stupidity
<WarmProp> but she did sign a release? for the pure candy pics?
<MikeSouth> heheheh there ya go ed
<MikeSouth> wp I wasnt there but id bet my entire fortune that she did
<PimpOfNuffin> al4a just probably bought a cd from purecandy
<WarmProp> so what the f--- is any of this about then? :)
<VideoEd> warmprop: al4a is to webporn what vca and vivid are to movies....do you think that vivid and vca wouldnt get a model release
<MikeSouth> and Im gonna finish scanning her pix that I have...pass em out here and give em to Luke
<VideoEd> al4a and purecandy are the same
<bo_lgi> we need security for model releases maybe we should video tape signing
<VideoEd> al4a is the largest adult site on the internet in terms of volume
<VideoEd> #1 overall
<VideoEd> 700-800,000 people daily
* JimGunn is beamng since he just confimed ex-Playboy and penthouse model natalie Bach to shoot with him next week
<Miko> anyone want to help a new asian gal get into the biz
<Heaven_Leigh> I WILL!!!!!
<Heaven_Leigh> I always help new girls
<Heaven_Leigh> I just got two new girls started last week
<Miko> but my only testshots are with me and my bf
<Heaven_Leigh> are you going to work with him or with out him and you don't need test shots to get into porn I just showed up here and started
<adamjm> such a humanitarion heaven :)
<Heaven_Leigh> yeah I know but I don't like them f---ing agents
<Heaven_Leigh> so I help girls out and get them started
<Miko> oh ok , actually he told me to come on this channel - he wants to work to
<adamjm> you ever had the displeasure of working with regan senter?
<Heaven_Leigh> can he keep hard in front of many people
<Heaven_Leigh> he was my f---ing ageant when I first started
<Heaven_Leigh> then I want to that other f---ing ageant
<Heaven_Leigh> yeah adam I was young and dum
<Miko> he says hes gonna be the first asian male star
<Heaven_Leigh> ok I had no idea what I was getting into
<TitansFan> There haven't been many for sure
<TitansFan> I liked Tanya Rivers she was of Japanese ancestry
<Miko> hes been on this channel - so he tells me anyway - goes by the name of liberatorr
<Heaven_Leigh> well Miko its hard for guys alot of breakes and alot of people around I have alot of respect for guys in the business welll ok some of the guys in the business
<Miko> his style is like rocco
<adamjm> heaven was ruby at the ranch when you were there?
<Heaven_Leigh> yeah there are alot that goes there she was pissed at me at the Ranch because a rock star spent the night with me and not her
<Heaven_Leigh> she came right into my room never knocked and yelled
<Heaven_Leigh> I remember him along time ago he was in here saying how big he was and how he was going to be the next best porn guy
<Heaven_Leigh> he sent me a massage and said he was going to show me when he got into porn how to be f---ed the right way
<Heaven_Leigh> yeah I remember him little dick is what I called him that day
<Heaven_Leigh> yeah I don't know how to f--- any more
<Heaven_Leigh> its all fake I don't have sex all my anal is faked
<Heaven_Leigh> I would never let Mark Davis stick that big thing in me NEVER
<Heaven_Leigh> good for him I like Alec Metro and he is good I just worked with him for the first time and he is good
<RayleneFan> i heard alec and raylene broke up is that true?
<xxxgen> though I got a call from Brandon iron asking if I was still part of XXXgen lol
<acefreexxx> I saw ericka lockett dance last night, she doesn't look anything in person compared to what she looks like on the web
<Mussum> Better or worse?
<acefreexxx> worse
<acefreexxx> I;m not sure if she has a website nauru I have just seen pictures of her all over the web
<acefreexxx> I saw lori wagner also , she did john bobbitt , and she can't dance for s--- :)
<Mussum> I was looking at the Brazilian law, and found a lot of weird stuff.
<NaurU> in washington you can put a hidden camera in a house and rent it out and never tell the tenets
<Mussum> Anal sex is forbidden, but it's a very old law and nobody gives a s--- about it.
<Mussum> But incest and necrophilia are NO crimes in Brazil. Odd.
<NaurU> eww
<Mussum> It's weird. People never outlawed necrophilia cause they never imagined that such a thing could exist.
<l-keford> Craig, I am struggling with the us sex mags story and i have bad news. I don't know to write properly anymore. I lost whatever ability I had, on the internet.
<Mussum> You LOST? What happened Luke, you cannot record the logs anymore?
<l-keford> Craigy wants me to write a real article for a real magazine and i am lost and befuddled.
<xxxgen> lol Luke - it is very good - just too much the essay - update the info - just a little and put it in a conversational tone
<xxxgen> You are a very good writer when you want to be Luke - just got a bit lazy printing logs rather than actually writing
<Mussum> Hey Luke, would you sue me if I steal stuff from your page and put in my mag without paying you?
<xxxgen> I would sue you Mussum
<XGigi> It appears there is a pattern here, Mr. Ford, you seem to alienate all the people who ever were good to you and did I make the ethics rating yet?
<l-keford> I'm serious, i'm struggling with this playboy/penthouse article for craig, and I realize I do NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE A PROPER ESSAY!
<xxxgen> that's the deal Lukje - not an essay - right now it is an essay - make it conversational
<MikeSouth> but Luke better call me for a response the next time some Bimbo accuses me of a felony
<l-keford> seriously gigi, i am willing to sacrifice almost any friend I have in the X world for the sake of the story,
<l-keford> cause my real friends in X will understand that the STORY comes first.
<xxxgen> unless it is a dog story :)
<XGigi> What does it avail a man to lose his fortune but save his soul????????
<MikeSouth> Luke I have no problem with you running a story...even to the point that I figure I know it is what is being said behind my back so its good to find that out...even if its on your site
<l-keford> maybe i will call rodger jacobs to help me
<MikeSouth> I expect the courtesy of a phone call next time some moron bimbo accuses me of a felony OK
<XGigi> Luke, the story is the thing but not at the expense of the truth and your relationships. That is one of the 1st rules of journalism even yr. kind, luvey!!!!!!!
<XGigi> so why do you always shoot yourself in the foot and ignore that cuz you ain't a bad real writer
<l-keford> Gigi, it depends on the subject, i knew mike and kendra would not be too upset that i ran the story first, in these circumstances, and called them later
<MikeSouth> had Luke called me for a response I would consider the whole thing a favor because it tells me what I don't know
<XGigi> I got the point I just don't think Luke has it, these allegations are serious about the pix and totally out of character for you but what do most ppl, know
<MikeSouth> I just dont particularly like being blindsided with it
<adamjm> luke not fact checking before running a story? no way!
<XGigi> they see the sleeze and the illegality and think we are all that way and that includes you now, Mr. Ford.... Seen Tod Browning's Freaks lately
<l-keford> no
<l-keford> I AM NOT A PORNER, I AM A JOURNALIST OF INTEGRITY
<l-keford> NO, i am not a journalist, I am an entertainer
<XGigi> get yourself a copy and join the madness, dude, the brush has painted you a pornographer and not a saviour and you know it
<XGigi> Gobble,Gobble, one of us !!!Q!!!!! Watch the movie. Look in the mirror and see yourself
<l-keford> No, no, i am the messiah
<XGigi> I am ok w/ my image and so is South and Kendra and JimmyD. U???????????
<l-keford> I am here to save u from sin
<Mussum> Messiah got nailed to a cross, if I remeber well
<l-keford> and so have i
<XGigi> pullleze, I am the one who has never slept with anyone but my hub ever ..... give me a braek
<Mussum> Aw c'mon Luke, you sounds like a whining 12 y/o kid.
<XGigi> you have only self inflicted wounds
<XGigi> Be who you are. To thine own self be true... Putting a journalistic slant on yr. hurting agenda is not ok and it is not for the sake of truth or salvation
<adamjm> you say you're an entertainer here but you push yourself as a journalist on your site
<adamjm> look at the idiots that email you
<adamjm> they all believe you're a journalist with some crusade against porn
<Mussum> Luke, your site used to be cool when you printed only useful info, now it's a complete bore.
<JimGunn> Natalie Bach will be costarring in Strap-On Sally 15 for me this week.
<l-keford> i have chaim amalek with me!
<MikeSouth> whose chaim amalek?
<l-keford> Chaim Amalek is a legend on my site
<Mussum> We don't know who he is, Luke. In fact, a lot of people don't even know who YOU are, Luke!
<Natalie_Bach> Womans Touch, Every Man's Fantasy, Penthouse, Playboy and more!
<Natalie_Bach> I want Jim to get hard watching me and I know that can't be easily done!
<Natalie_Bach> I worked at Pure Platinum a long time ago before I went on the road as a feature
<l-keford> porn and communism go together like drugs and rock n roll
<Mussum> Every pussy and cock is shared to the community.
<l-keford> Chaim is a hasidic jew who was expelled from the both the porn industry and the Yeshiva of San Fernando Valley
<jimmyD> what'd he do to get booted from porn? that's a hard thing to do...the yeshiva's ez
<l-keford> i spread the good news of the gospel of jesus christ and the jews came to hate me
<jimmyD> i thnk im going to start doing porn versions of old testament stories..there's plenty of sex in those stories
<l-keford> Porn attracts jews like hell attracts fallen angels says chaim
<jimmyD> the noah's ark chapter is a euro-version only
<MikeSouth> porn attracts people who like to f---
<l-keford> Chaim asserts that many porn starlets do not like to f---.
* `^-_-^` can't wait for Jimmy's "Dueteronomy"
<Mussum> You shoud make a series: Eden, Sodom, Gomorrah...
<jimmyD> can i change the nuns to catholic school girls?
<l-keford> Why are you Jewish porners always attacking the Roman Catholic church?
<MikeSouth> many computer geeks hate computers...so
<jimmyD> what'd they do in Gomorrah?
<spacemanj> Moses yelling "Let my penis go!!"
<Mussum> Jesus Build My Hot Rod.
<MikeSouth> the ones that survive in porn like to f---
<l-keford> Chaim says you should be greatful that the HOly Father in Rome helped defeat communism so that you can now ravish Gentile women from the Eastern Block in the production of your vile pornography.
<jimmyD> i wanna do the x-rated version of that party they had while moses was up on the mountain getting his orders from the chief
<Mussum> Jimmy, you should shoot the Parting of the Pussy.
<l-keford> why are so many of you people racist?
<l-keford> why are there so few schvartzes [yiddish for blacks] in your movies?
* jimmyD has employed a fair number of schvartzes
<l-keford> but you never let the schvartzes direct
<jimmyD> actually, in the one i just shot, i DID let the schvartzes direct
<MikeSouth> luke in this biz he who produces usually directs....sean directs
<jimmyD> it's gonna be called Black Tail Gunners
<jimmyD> i gave them each a camera
<jimmyD> then i shot them shooting
<l-keford> why are so many porners guilty of racial treason by encouraging miscegenation?
<jimmyD> wheres jimgunn when you need him...what the f--- is 'miscegnation?'
<l-keford> JimmyD, when you gave the schvartzes a camera, did they steal it?
<jimmyD> they tried luke
<MikeSouth> most porners dont even know what miscegenation is
<jimmyD> in one of the legend "Hard to Swallows" i did, the schvartzes are all in trees.
<l-keford> why not an a series of educational videos to teach white people about the horrors of race mixing?
<l-keford> Has there been a porn based on the OJ Simpson double murder? There's a case of a white woman, who, if she had more racial pride
<l-keford> would be alive to make porn today
<jimmyD> luke is attempting humor...it's working about as well as his attempts at satire.
<adamjm> shut the f--- up luke
<adamjm> and if you're serious about that racist comment you're on your way out
<jimmyD> luke..stick to the hard-hitting stuff...your not equiped to make people smile, much less laugh
<l-keford> I apologize, i simply wanted to prove to myself that we in porn are far more tolerant than we are often given credit for being.
<l-keford> You guys came through with flying colors.
<l-keford> Congratulations to one and all.
<jimmyD> hey mussum..nice interview with luke..i hear walter has a hit out on you
<Mussum> I didn't made any f---ing interview with Luke.
<jimmyD> all about walter and snuff movies
<jimmyD> sheesh...i'll bet whacking someone in brazil is cheap enough
<jimmyD> well..i think what he did muss was take s--- you said in here, and made it look like you interviewd
<Mussum> Walter doesnt give a s--- about what people say about him. He's pretty steady.
<l-keford> are we guilty of defining deviancy down?
<jimmyD> i dont know about that, muss.he was about to kill luke in vegas
<l-keford> I fear that we are lowering moral threshholds that should be raised, not lowered.
<Mussum> I've read the s--- at Luke's site. The fact that he's being chased thru USA is known to everyone, because of the Traci Lords affair.
<Mussum> And it's not his fault.
<Mussum> The fact that VCB's sales in Brazil were awful is also a fact.
<Mussum> That's not his fault too: VCA's stuff is crappy and outdated.
<l-keford> All wealth is tainted by the means through which it has been acquired. Think about it and discuss amongst yourselves.
<Mussum> The Cumm Brothers movies were pretty good.
<Mussum> Here in Brazil, Nineteen series are outselling Evil Angel.
<l-keford> Chaim appears in a streimel, a fur hat and a long black overcoast. And he shuckles rythmically as he reads the words of porn sinners.
<l-keford> He wishes
<l-keford> all porn women to find good men, settle down and bear their young as God intends.
<JimGunn> miscegenation (mî-sčj´e-nâ´shen, mîs´î-je-) noun
<JimGunn> 1. A mixture of different races.
<JimGunn> 2. Cohabitation, sexual relations, or marriage involving persons of different races.
<JimGunn> [Latin miscęre, to mix + genus, race + -ation.]
<JimGunn> - misceg´ena´tional adjective
* MikeSouth is a porduct of miscegenation
<JimGunn> You look and sound likethe plantation owner who raped the 15 year old black girls to create the miscegenation (mî-sčj´e-nâ´shen, mîs´î-je-) noun
<l-keford> Do any of you know a nubile Jewish woman of virtue?
<l-keford> who keeps kosher and the 613 commandments of the Torah, obeys laws of family purity, who you could introduce me to for the purpose of holy procreation?
<l-keford> no porn stars or secular jews
<l-keford> if you found me such a woman, i would leave you alone forever
<l-keford> it is therefore in the interests of all concerned to devote a substantial amount of your resources to assisting me in my quest.
<jimmyD> i mite be a smut peddler, jt, but i can kick some ass in trivial pursuit
<l-keford> go ahead, ask me a question
<l-keford> no, not orthodox, just respectful of the traditions
<l-keford> Hey Jimmyd, i can beat you in trivial pursuit rightnow!
<jimmyD> luke, i doubt you could answer 'whose buried in grants tomb'
<l-keford> grant and his wife, wop face
<Mussum> Luke F-rd, form of a question: E=MC squared.
<JimGunn> Heres trivia for you
<l-keford> What is the relationship between energy and matter
<l-keford> you are in porn just to associate with people even dumber than you!
<l-keford> I know more of many classes of people than you ever encounter
<l-keford> If Jesus were alive today, he'd associate with porners
<`^-_-^`> first through 12th grade Luke?
<l-keford> That's why we nailed him to a cross
<l-keford> I happen to know more social theorists than you porners will ever meet.
<MikeSouth> social theorists..HA...psuedo intellectual claptrap....
<l-keford> You of all people should not use the word clap-trap
<jimmyD> Luke F-rd is to porn, what chauncey gardener was to politics
<l-keford> I understand your allusion to Being There. You think you're so damn smart, don't you, wop face
<l-keford> I am to porn what Jesus was to money changers!
<jimmyD> you are to porn what jesus was to the romans....a pain in the ass
<l-keford> I speak when I hear a voice who tells me what to say
<MikeSouth> actually the romans didnt even know or care about Jesus till Constantines time
<priest_> so do you believe in Jesus luke?
<jimmyD> luke is to porno as jesus was to pontious pilate
<l-keford> Priest, the question is improperly stated.
<l-keford> It's like asking me if I believe in water.
<l-keford> I acknowledge that water exists but i do not attribute to it any supernatural powrs
<jimmyD> luke is to porn what japs are to whales
<JimGunn> Luke water is actually a pretty amazing substance; it would make a lot more sense to worhip water or the sun than soemthing called Yaweh.
<l-keford> Mike, godless men such as you created Bolshevism
<MikeSouth> I just don't air my spirituality in the hopes that everyone else will think as I do
* jimmyD is 5'10" and about 235
* MikeSouth is 6'1" 205
<jimmyD> when i hit 205 im quitting smoking and immmediately embarking on a quest to lose another 20 ten pounds...personally, i feel great at 195
<jimmyD> luke...have craig make some t-shirts...i'll wear one
<JimGunn> Jimmy i been houdnign Craig for t-shirts for a few months now
<jimmyD> they bought like a thousand "sopornos' cigars and i got one! one f---ing cigar!!!
<MikeSouth> heheheh reading Lukes site...Kendra wants to go into criminology...there is something she knows about
<jimmyD> but she cant..cuz shez a criminal
<DaveCummings> Hey Jimmy D----I'll be in LA tomorrow, and will show you a tape (IF I get it transferred tonight ) of Russian girl Zarina---she's hot! Did two scenes, both using different positions for the cum shot with he taking it in her butt, then me cumming on her clit, then re-inserting into her butt, followed by her sliding down and taking me into her mouth. Nasty girl, but nice girl!!!
<DaveCummings> MadJack---Baby face did well---two scenes, one in an outside businees park break area, and the other on and next to the RR tracks (even as an Amtrak came by while we were leaning against a tree f---ing:-)
<jimmyD> is babyface that babyface chic i shot that mila put the garden hose up her ass?
<DaveCummings> Zarina was nasty in a non-Mila way. She was also very cooperative, and liked having out doors sex---we did part of one scene in a Port=a-potty>
<madjack> you're so classy dave
<DaveCummings> Yes, Joner---she was in the hospital for 5 days!
* jimmyD is gonna have to see just how cooperative zarina can be
<madjack> luke, i found a bunch of old Linda Wong stuff on my trip back to moms pics, letters and the police report for the night she died