Friday, November 26, 1999
Heather Jade
Both adopted by stepmother "Kelly Jade," Kendra and Heather Jade grew up together in Connecticut. They both began stripping in clubs at age 15.
Luke interviewed Heather Jade Friday afternoon by telephone. She says she did not sign a model release for this picture and others floating around on the internet.
CDs of pictures of Heather Jade are being sold for $179 at the following site:
http://www.purecandyimages.com/cdtitles/heather.html
Heather: "I am going to be 22 yo in January..."
I hear the sound of a two-year old baby Savannah crying in the background. It sounds like Heather is preparing food as we speak.
Luke: "What happened between you and Mike South? Did he take pictures of you without a model release?"
Heather: "A few gentlemen took a few pictures of me. None of them had a model release. They took a picture of my license to show that I was of age to let them take pictures. That was it."
Luke: "Were these the pictures used by purecandyimages.com?"
Heather: "I haven't even seen those pictures yet. I remember a schoolgirl outfit and another outfit that I let them take pictures of me in."
Luke: "So you've never signed a model release for any pictures taken of you?"
Heather: "Never..."
Luke: "Well, there are pictures of you..."
Heather: "Quite explicit I heard..."
Luke: "On the web."
Heather:"There are a few other pictures of me on the web but those are totally clean. The only ones I've ever signed model releases for and none of them are even in those outfits. Those are this summer's outfits...
"The pictures were supposed to be sent to Penthouse. Because Mike South said that he had connections. And the other guy said that he was going to send them to Playboy. And that was it. That's all the pictures were supposed to be used for. So they could look at them and tell me if I was all right looking to be a Penthouse Pet or a Playboy whatever..."
"Are you Luke F-rd?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Heather: "I've heard about you...
"In a lot of the pictures I have my clothes on... I had white underwear on... They took a few nude pictures... My mom [Kelly Jade] says that those nude pictures of me are on the web also.
"I did this shoot in August, in either South Carolina or Atlanta, around my daughter's birthday... There was nobody there who said anything about Pure Candy anything... There were just two photographers, Mike South and another guy. They said they just wanted to take pictures because they were taking pictures of all the other girls there. And nobody else signed a model release.
"The only time that I signed a model release was three years ago, before my kids... You can tell the difference because in the pictures where I do sign a model release, I have long straight hair. And these new pictures, I had just got my perm and my hair should be real curly.
"I wasn't paid a dime. So if they're making $175 off my pictures, I think that I should be getting some kind of kickback..."
Luke: "Who made $175?"
Heather: "I dunno. That's what my mom said. Something about getting paid $175 to take my picture. I have no clue about all this website stuff. I've never been on a website. I've been to a porn chatting room and that's about it.
"Mike flew me out there because he wanted to see what I looked like to use in his movies. And I didn't want to be in his movies because they're cheesy and very distasteful and I don't think they're at all appropriate. If I am going to make myself a name making movies, I would rather make them with a bigger company."
Luke: "How did Mike treat you?"
Heather: "He was real nice... I didn't think that he'd take my pictures and blow them up all over the place. He assured me that those were for his own personal use [masturbation?], you know, for him. He has a whole portfolio of girls... And that was all he said that they were to be used for. And a couple would be sent to Penthouse...
"Kendra got me into dancing... We used to go on as "Double Trouble." We danced together from the time I was 15yo until I was 18."
Luke: "Don't you have to be 18 to dance nude?"
Heather: "Yeah."
Luke: "But you used a fake ID?"
Heather: "Nope, never needed one. The place we worked at didn't care. As long as you had tits and ass, they didn't care.
"We danced at the Electric Blue in Tolland, Connecticut. We used to wear these little cowboy outfits."
Heather has yet to appear in any X-rated videos or magazine layouts. But she still dances, at the Connecticut club Centerfolds on the Verlin turnpike.
Luke: "Did Mike ever try to seduce you?"
Heather: "No... He kept telling me that he was going to do my first movie scene. I told him that if I ever decided to do movies, it wouldn't be with him. He's a little old for me. And not particularly cute either. He looks like a rerun of ET. I'm sure you've seen him."
Luke: "Yeah, but I've never had sex with him."
Heather: "And if you are bisexual, I hope that you will have better taste than that.
"I don't think I am going to do any X-rated videos. I'm going to quit dancing soon. I will get a real job. I'm getting married February 1st, 2001.
"I stay in touch with Kendra. I talked to her a few days ago and I guess she talked to you after that. She's like a sister to me."
Luke: "How do you feel about her being a porn star?"
Heather: "I think it's good for her because she was always one of those people who liked fame and her name up in bright lights. I don't particularly approve of some of the things she's done... But most of what she's doing for herself is good. She's made herself a name, she's got plenty of money... Doing better than I am..."
From Luke's Archive for Nov. 23
Who Shot Heather Jade?
XXX: s---.mike south took those pix of heather jade and she is very
angry.
XXX: says he betrayed her
Luzdedos1: hmm, heather is angry at mike?
XXX: VERY or so she says
Luzdedos1: is heather related to you?
XXX: not really.. she was raised by kelly also...not blood tho
Luzdedos1: so purecandyimages.com does not have model releases?
XXX: Exactly, and if they do they are forged...
XXX: kellys gonna confront him in pst
Luzdedos1: are they images of kelly jade on purecandy.com?
XXX: the model is heather jade.she says she never signed anything
XXX: that they were just taking pix for "s---s and giggles"
Luzdedos1: what do you want to know about purecandyimages.com?
XXX: who is responsible for having those pix on a site with no model
release
Luzdedos1: Administrative Contact, Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
Fore, E A (EAF7) al4a@AL4A.COM None (FAX) 864-268-9844
XXX: pix that mike south took without a release and sold without permission
or posted without permisssion
VideoEd> AL-4A is one of those largest and respected webmasters in the world. The guy AL-4A runs the largest adult page on the internet in terms of volume.
Mike South writes: Jesus Christ Luke.... Did Kendra bother to call Heather Jade? Did anyone bother to call Pure Candy Images at 864-848-0671 or email them at sales@purecandyimages.com? If they had they would know...PureCandy Images took those pictures...NOT me. The pix I have of Heather are and shall remain unreleased. Heather was paid for those pictures and she signed a model release. All ya gotta do is ask pure candy...jeez as for Kendra accusing me of forging a release... well it's about what I would expect from a moron like her.
AL-4A [Al Fore] writes Luke: "I read your page and I think Mike South summed it up... As custodian of records, Pure Candy Images is in possession of full documentation of that photo shoot. This documentation of the photo shoot in question which occurred on August 7, 1999 includes a signed model release and model ID on file. We strongly frown on unlawful of images on the Internet and we appreciate your diligence in pursuing this matter. I think you where just mislead by Kendra."
PST 11/23
<VideoEd> Luke: since kendra knows all about the shoot between mike and heather you should have asked her if mike paid heather for shooting those pictures
<kellyJade> I think if she new to lie she might but at first when I started asking guestions she seemed ok with everything intill I told her they were on a site then she got pissed
<kellyJade> heather told me that she had not signed a realise for the pic
<VideoEd> mike says that al4a paid her and that she did sign a model release
<VideoEd> why would a million dollar company not have model releases
<Diablo^> Heather is lying im sure, but kendra didnt accuse mike of anything
<VideoEd> she said mike took those pics which he didnt
<kellyJade> I don't understand why he would have came in here last night and told everyone about the site and said that they look like his pic but they are not
<MikeSouth> have any of you morons that are accusing me called purecandyimages?
<MikeSouth> if you did you would KNOW that pure candy took those pics
<MikeSouth> and they have a release and an ID
<VideoEd> mike did you betray heather by having someone else take a picture of her...hehe
<MikeSouth> mine are, and shall remain unused commercially
<MikeSouth> jeez
<MikeSouth> I resell some of my images...only old ones though...after they age a while I resell them
<VideoEd> my question is why was kendra involved, mike and kendra both should be left out of this log
<VideoEd> this is between heather and al4a
<MikeSouth> I only resell them for internet use
<MikeSouth> I wouldnt have sold Heathers Images anyhow
<PimpOfNuffin> kendra and luke are two peas in a pod methinks
<MikeSouth> Heather and Kendra do not like each other
<VideoEd> mike and al4a are the ones that look bad over this
<RogTPipe> PST is more action than the WWF
<kellyJade> I just gave kendra the number tonight so heather and kendra could not have got together on this
<MikeSouth> Heather even asked me about doing it...I knew the guy and he told me they were tease pix and were not hardcore...just nudes...I told Heather he was OK
<MikeSouth> Heather decided to do the pix....no big deal...i offered to be present...she said not necessary
<MikeSouth> Kendra said that if trhere was a model release it was forged
<MikeSouth> thats BS kendra is just running her f---ing mouth
<VideoEd> kendra is supposingly repeating what heather told her
<l-keford> I'm sorry to cause trouble by spreading false rumors!! :)
<MikeSouth> she DID sign a release for PureCandys pics according to them..I dont know I wasnt there
<JimGunn> There's a lot of people out there talking s--- about what others are doing since they have nothing interesting going on for themselves.
<MikeSouth> Those are NOT my pix
<VideoEd> why would a million dollar company not pay a girl for taking pics?
<MikeSouth> I was there when Heather agreed to do it..I was not there when they shot
<VideoEd> if she got paid then she signed a release
<MikeSouth> Luke I don't blame you dude...you make yer living off this
<MikeSouth> It is NOT yer fault that Kendra wants to use you to push her agenda with me
<VideoEd> why would al4a have her take pics and pay her if they are not gonna make money off of it
<MikeSouth> Kelly...YES I explained it to her very well
<kellyJade> hmmm
<MikeSouth> I even suggested that she NOT do it
<MikeSouth> BUT ultimately is was her choice
<kellyJade> mike I thought you and heather were friends?
<PimpOfNuffin> why would you suggest a girl not do a softcore photoshoot?
<MikeSouth> I only suggested
that she not do it because IMHO the pay wasnt worth the time involved
Condomistas Wilt As Market Speaks
Pat Riley writes on RAME: Remember Chuck Zane's touchie feelie rantings about how everything should be condom-only, how his daughter had just given birth (or maybe it was his mistress?), how he couldn't possibly have no condom scenes in his (any Zane) movies, and how everyone should do the same... Oh, the humanity of it all...blah, blah.
Well, the humanity obviously disappears when money is at stake. I just watched the epic Young, Dumb & Full Of Cum #2, a Zane Entertainment release directed by the young whippersnapper Mark Zane with a production date of 11/20/99:
Hatcher screws Elizabeth X with NO Condom;
Guy De Silva screws Anastasia Blue with NO condom
Dick Nasty screws Mariah Wind with NO condom
Ian Daniels screws Clarissa Climax WITH condom
Hatcher screws Mariah Kane including an anal with NO condom
What happened Chucky baby?
While we're at it, how about Odyssey, home of the "use 'em and abuse 'em" Private movies. Well, they were always dubious, waffling heavily when it came to imports but the policy was supposed to be that domestic movies had to have condoms. I seem to remember much angst from Rodney who eventually went along.
Lo and behold, I'm watching Creme De La Face #38 the other night, a Rodney movie with a production date of 8/99 and the scene sequence is:
Rodney screws Mirage with NO condom Rodney screws China Lee with NO
condom
Rodney screws Nikki using a condom Lawrence screws Daneene with NO condom
Rodney gets a joint BJ from Oceane and Maeva Rodney screws Puppett with
NO condom
So what happened Rodney? Actually I can understand Zane keeping a low
profile after his public remarks (wonder if AVN will mention it
BTW, Young, Dumb & Full of Cum #2 is pretty poor with lackluster scenes and things like Dick Nasty having wood problems. Makeup is poor too. Creme, however, is not bad for the first two scenes with Rodney getting a more animated performance from Mirage than I've seen elsewhere and his scene with China Lee being quite passionate. This is not the China Lee from a couple of years ago but a pretty teenage type from Seattle. Despite the name she's only vaguely Oriental--like Stephanie Swift is vaguely Oriental. She does have a large tattoo on her back and nipple rings though which might turn some off. After the first two scenes it's back to the usual b'fuglies.
Gossip
On the Roseanne TV show, Jenna Jameson said she was engaged and was willing to quit the business for her man.
John: "Lovette turns tricks (according to posts) at The Market Street Cinema in San Francisco when she headlines there."
Dirty Bob: "Tawni Lyons just called to tell me she cut her nipple - shaving. I didn't ask."
This fugitive wanted for murder looks to me like a porner.
Porn Stars Give Household Hints
Voyager7 writes on RAME: I caught the Man Show this past Wednesday evening, and in the segment, Household Hints From Adult Film Stars, silly-coned blond Nikki Tyler got to show us how to take clothes out of her clothes dryer. Lots of bending over, she was wearing short jean shorts and may have had either her panties or a body stocking kinda hanging out as well....
She showed us how to take the lint from the dryer lint trap, and that we should take the lint outside and give it to the birds so they could use it to build their nests. (how thoughtful!).... They had some fakey small bird take the lint from her hand. Then, they had to go off and go "base" on us, cause soon afterwards some fake buzzard bird arrives and takes off Nikki's top. She quickly covers her bolt-ons with her hands, but she has mass quantity type bolt-ons, so a lot of her good docktor's flesh was showing.
Soon after this segment, they went to the girls bouncing on a trampoline. I am still trying to get my heart-rate back to normal. I believe the show repeats on Saturday evening at 6pm, central time. You might check your local listing.....
I stumbled upon the Man Show's site and found they have some small video clips from last season, featuring Serenity, Julia Ann, Jenna, and Steph Swift. The wine stain and wedding dress clips are priceless! :-) Unfortunately, they edited out the pillow fight which Serenity and Julia Ann had when they were showing us how to fix naughty sheets...... sigh..... For some eyecandy, go to... then click on Household Hints.... http://www.comedycentral.com/manshow/
A Thumbnail History of Post-Modern Domestic Violence
Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd.
*****1951: Joan Vollmer Adams, common-law spouse of "Beat" novelist WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS, dies instantly in Mexico City when the visionary writer attempts and fails to shoot a highball glass off her head
DISPOSITION: Burroughs imprisoned for 13 days and released on $2312 bail; pleads guilty to arcane offense of "imprudenda criminal"; a year later, jumps bond and flees to U.S.
*****1960: Adele Morales, married for six years to NORMAN MAILER, is viciously stabbed by the celebrated author following an all-night party in Manhattan.
DISPOSITION: Morales refuses to press charges; Mailer given a suspended sentence.
*****1965: Two teenage girls allegedly molested and beaten in Cleveland by star Cleveland Browns running back JIM BROWN.
DISPOSITION: One girl eventually dropped complaint; Brown acquitted at trial on remaining charges.
*****1968: JIM BROWN faces attempted-murder rap when model Eva Bohn-Chin, Brown's girlfriend, is discovered semi-conscious under his apartment balcony in Los Angeles--following which the football great forearmed a cop trying to enter the premises.
DISPOSITION: Bohn-Chin, although severely injured in "fall", declines to press charges; Brown fined $300 for resisting arrest.
*****1985: Acclaimed artist Ana Mendieta, married to minimalist sculptor CARL ANDRE "falls" to her death from the 34th-story window of their Greenwhich Village apartment.
DISPOSITION: Andre aquitted of Mendieta's murder at trial.
*****1985: JIM BROWN--already convicted in 1978 for beating up a [male] pro golfer [DISPOSTION: One day jail time plus $500 fine]--is arrested, along with 22-year-old girlfriend, Carol Moses, for rape and sexual battery upon 33-year-old woman.
DISPOSITION: prosecutors drop matter for lack of evidence.
*****1986: Police officers responding to 911 call by Debra Clark-- another 22-year-old JIM BROWN girlfriend--find her bruised, shaking and holding a gun in the driveway of Brown's L.A. home; cops stand guard as she removes belongings from premises.
DISPOSITION: Clark is treated at hospital and later drops charges.
*****1987: Dallas-based punk crooner and former Texas gubernatorial candidate JOE [Linhart] CHRIST severs own penis in amphetamine-induced rage and flushes offending organ down toilet.
DISPOSITION: Christ released from Parkland Hospital on own recognizance when His alibi checks out.
*****1993: Virginia housewife Lorena Bobbitt severs husband JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT'S penis and is charged with "malicious wounding."
DISPOSITION: Mrs. Bobbitt, found not guilty by reason of insanity and committed to mental health facility for 45 days; Mr. Bobbitt's penis reattached with zeitgeistly results.
*****1993: Time, Inc. staff writer Nancy Jo Sales [McCullough], while trespassing at Greenwich Village's Riverview Hotel, slashes [and knocks out tooth of] gossip writer and investigative humorist gossip writer and investigative humorist MARK KRAMER with razor-sharp "Protector" ring--custom-fitted for Sales' birthday two weeks earlier by heavy-metal fetish jeweler, and Kramer story subject, Axel.
DISPOSITION: Sales tosses bloody "Protector" ring, lies to cops, files fraudulent charges later enumerated in her January, 1995 Madamoiselle story, "When Boy Beats Girl"; assault charges against Kramer dropped after nine months when criminal-court judge rules that Kramer was denied right to a speedy trial [writing in Madamoiselle, "journalist" Sales refers to judicial finding as "a procedural error"].
*****1994: Nicole Brown Simpson, wife of Naked Gun co-star and former football great O.J. SIMPSON, dies, along with Hebraic boytoy Ron Goldman, in savage knife attack by the violence-prone Negro golf enthusiast.
DISPOSITION: Simpson acquitted at trial; found responsible for murders at subsequent civil trial.
*****1994: Suety smutster DAVID AARON CLARK incurs multiple knife wounds to the hand in his Manhattan apartment when attacked while asleep by his live-in girlfriend, sex-worker Joanne Vargas.
DISPOSITION: Clark withholds testimony in exchange for a blowjob; case dismissed.
*****1998: Hall of Famer JIM BROWN smashes 25-year-old wife Monique's car windows with a shovel in Los Angeles.
DISPOSITION: Brown sentenced to three years' probation and one-year driver's-license revocation plus a year of court-mandated anger-management counseling. Gushes Monique: "Based upon [the L.A. County D.A.'s] humiliating and shameful loss of the O.J. Simpson case, we are being used-- my husband is being used -- as an example to make a stand on issues that are not related to us."
Luke sez: We have nothing to blame but blame itself.
Gossip
Dana writes on RAME: "My knowledge of porn has served as one helluva icebreaker at dull parties. Especially when I chime in with "Yeah, that double anal and resulting gape was a sight to behold..."
"As a Jewish woman,(raised in a more secular rather than religious household) I can unequivocally state that discussion of sex was welcomed at least as a theoretical or, more frequently, humor topic in my immediate and extended families. "Be fruitful and multiply" was oft heard.
"Boyfriends have atypically NOT indulged themselves in porn as I have. Of course, maybe I should analyze my choice of past partners. Luke F-rd are you reading this?"
Irish McCalla replies: "Luke F-rd is a cutie, at least from the pics on his site, but I've been told he's heavier in real life...I still find him a babe. Too bad he appears to have a low opinion of the women in the business, but I guess to each his own."
Nice Jewish Girl writes: "Lukey I am wearing a little bit of make up this morning baby! Just ever so subtle, light light blue eye shadow, and light colored lipstick, hair is PURR-fect!! Tee hee. But the bad thing is the weird men on the street are going nuts because I'm walking down it. I am also wearing those white pants, which are totally huge on me now (the ones I wore) when I saw you. But, I do look verrry cute :)"
During his nationally syndicated radio show Friday, Dennis Prager talked about women who slim down and look great after a separation. He used Mrs. Gingrich as an example. She's lost 35 pounds since splitting from Newt, has changed her hair, and looks much better. Prager wondered if many of these divorces could've been prevented if the women had slimmed down and toned up while married. This drew an angry reaction from several female callers. Prager said that it is important for married people to stay attractive to their spouses. For men to work hard and move ahead in the world, and for women to maintain a pleasing shape.
David Sturman has turned down Lynne L-patin's Dave Hardman movie.
David Sturman replies: "Lynn, Not being privy to the internal workings of your mind, I can not comment on this cryptic message. But, I did look at the movie and unfortunately, it does not fit into Sin City's video marketing strategy at the moment. If you like, forward Luke's address and I will forward the movie to him directly. Thanks for considering Sin City for your distribution. David"
