Sunday, November 21, 1999
David Sturman Opens House To Morally Deaf, Dumb, Blind
Porners got together in San Francisco this weekend for David Sturman's GVA West Open House. Thursday night was the big party night. "Everybody was there and it was a hoot," says Avalon distributor Gigi Appleton. "Great party on Thurs. night for customers and to visit. It was fun."
Luke: "How was David Sturman? Do you think he is gay?"
Gigi: "He was the perfect host and no he is not, so quit lusting in your heart, Lukey."
In PST Sunday night, James DiGiorgio and Zoe got into a squabble, leading to Zoe leave the chat. James claimed that men in homo porn get paid more money than Zoe to take it in the keister (based on Zoe being a contract girl for Cheap Jew Sturman).
DiGiorgio wants the world to know that he never referred to Sturman as a "cheap Jew." Luke wrote that on his own.
Greg Zeboray writes: "I don't know the context of JimmyD's and Zoë's conversation, but based on what you posted he is correct. As you know, my company PC Cast & Crew does payroll for various straight and gay shoots, and I can tell you the heterosexual female porn girl earns considerably less then the gay performer. This is consistent regardless of the "star" quality by the way."
Kendra Jade replaced Teri Weigel at the Spearmint Rhino club in Oxnard this weekend. Teri called in sick. Teri had been a late replacement for Jenna Jameson who cancelled. Kendra stripped to a full house of screaming Jenna Jameson fans. Prodigiously endowed Lisa Lipps starred at the Rhino club in the City of Industry.
Oh Canada! Oh Quebec! Requiem for a Divided Country
In his 1992 book "Oh Canada! Oh Quebec! Requiem for a Divided Country," Mordacai Richler writes about Jew hatred in Quebec: The late Abbe Lionel Groulx, patron saint of the sovereignty advocates, is revealed as an admirer of Mussolini who wrote in 1954 that Jews have "a natural passion for money" and could "be found behind all businesses, all shady enterprises, all the pornography operations. . . ."
Flynt to New York: Drop Dead
Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd. Diapered dirtmeister Larry Flynt won't be offering Gothamites his sophisticated goods and services anytime soon: "Hustler New York isn't in the cards," gushed one media insider. "With what the mayor's done downtown, we're not sure what we would be getting into," revealed Theresa Flynt, the paraplegic porner's learning-impaired daughter and president of Flynt's retail operations. These consist mainly of Hustler Hollywood, which reportedly attacts more German tourists on Yom Kippur than Knott's Berry Farm and the Spahn Ranch combined. For the forseeable future--or at least until a Democrat is elected mayor--New Yorkers face a parched, joyless existence unenlivened by convicted pornographer and merchant prince Flynt, who plans Hustler emporia for such world-class shopping destinations as Ohio, Nevada and Florida. Confided Flynt's transfective demon-spawn Theresa to the New York Post, dated 10-24-99, "The way Mr. Flynt does business is to set up in the best place." No word yet on Hustler Forest Lawn.
Bridgett Kerkove
Though only in porno since January, slim blonde natural breasted Bridgett Kerkove has appeared in 186 scenes in 160 movies.
She appears on the cover of the September 1999 edition of Adult Video News, the trade magazine for the porn industry.
She also appears on page four of the October AVN in an ad for Dirty Candy, as well as a "Fresh off the Bus" profile on page 66.
Kerkove, her real last name, has lived in the Los Angeles area all her life. The mother of three stands 5'2", weighs 105 pounds and measures 34B-22-34.
Bridgett and her hubby Skeeter operate a pool and spa business on the side.
Here are some excerpts from Tod Hunter's AVN article:
Is there anything you like to shoot? "I'd say anal sex. I don't complain about it. It's a muscle that you can train, like any other muscle in your body. Some girls will say, 'I tried doing that,' and I ask how they prepared and they say, 'Doing a scene.' My mouth just drops. Start with a finger. I couldn't imagine just jumping into that."
Long range plans: "As far as going back to school, I don't have any plans for that. Right now I'm in escrow on a five-acre property: That's my long-range goal. There's a house on it, a studio - we're going to have an on-line link there with live feeds. We're preparing a Website. My property ends at [a national forest] so nobody can build behind me, and one other side [is not going to be developed either]. My 'long range goal' is building a very large home."
Luke talked by phone to Skeeter and Bridgett Thursday morning.
Skeeter: "Let me tell you some of the stuff she's done because if you ask her, she's very humble.
"I'll talk to you Luke if you do a couple of things: Don't misquote us. And don't reveal our real names. Because there are weird stalkers... We've already had one... For the safety of our children..."
Luke: "Ok."
Skeeter: "She's done a lot of feature films, on film, that haven't been released yet. She's worked with Serenity, Juli Ashton, Jenna Jameson...
"She started in January, and to give you an idea about her performances, her second scene, that she did for Metro, was a sure fire pre-nom [worthy of an AVN awards nomination] and Editor's Choice... There appear to be seven or eight companies that have put her up for Best New Starlet of the Year. Everybody says that she does the best A---- scene in the business."
Luke: "Wow."
Skeeter: "As little as she is, she can take any guy there is, including that black guy Jack with the 16 inch dick. She can do Lexington Steele easy. I directed a scene of Lexington Steele and Earl Slate doing her in a DP [double penetration, one penis vaginally and one anally].
"Other companies have put her up for Best Anal scene, Best Group scene, for Best Actress...
"She works on average five days out of every seven and sometimes she does double scenes on two different sets... Morning and night, she's constantly working. She's not a contract girl by choice. She has been offered contracts. But like Jill Kelly, she prefers to pump it out... She's making $25,000 a month. She doesn't use alcohol or drugs or go on shopping sprees... She has a fixation of saving the money.
"Her and I do a couple of scenes together a month but too much husband and wife stuff isn't good. Very boring. Any woman can do a better scene for the camera than with their own husband."
Skeeter and Bridget, who met while shopping have been married four years.
Luke: "How did you get into porn?"
Skeeter: "I just started getting ideas from all the crazy sex we did at home... That we ought to make money on it. So I bring it up to her and she's from a very conservative family... She went to Catholic school her whole life. And then, after making some phone calls, we just got into it full speed ahead."
Luke: "Most people could not handle having a spouse who was a porno star."
Skeeter: "I love it. That's why I pushed so hard for it. She wasn't for it at first, but the longer we're together and the more we grow together as one, and our minds open up... She said 'ok, I'll give it a try.' Then when they saw how good she could be on film, we got phone calls all the time.
"She did nine scenes in five days on that Extreme Vacation for Metro. Yes, she got paid.
"In 186 scenes, she has never cancelled. She's never even been late. And she always comes fully made-up, they don't even need a make-up girl. Even when she does her feature films for the big companies, she comes fully made-up."
Luke: "How did you find the reality of the porn industry compared to what you expected?"
Skeeter: "A lot of the people are really nice and friendly... This Bo guy is the first thorn in our side..."
On Thursday, Luke and Gene Ross reported on problems Bridgett and Skeeter are having with Bo from LGI, who appears to have stolen Bridgettkerkove.com and is operating it as though it is her official site.
Luke next talked to Bridgett about getting into porn.
Bridgett: "At first I was thinking, how do you do it on film? A girlfriend of mine called me, it was her first time to do a girl-girl scene, for a Japanese company I don't even know the name of... And that was my first scene. And from there, I just gave other actors my phone number. Then Metro called me and it's been a whirlwind since then.
"I'm kinda shy. I was scared at first... But it's so much fun. When you're clueless, it's intimidating but also exciting...
"I didn't watch porn before I got into it... It seemed boring... And then I had no expectations... My husband thought most videos were boring compared to the things we'd do with each other... I think the [porn] business is wonderful. Some people have the perception that it is a bunch of crazy people who have a messed up life... I'm sure there are people with problems, but the majority of the people I've met are completely down to earth and normal people... This is their job and they have a normal life beside that."
Luke: "How long do you plan to stay in the biz?"
Bridgett: "As long as I can. When I first met Michael Raven, he said, 'When do you want it to end?' And I said, 'I don't.'"
Luke: "Has anyone tried to pressure you to get breast implants?"
Bridgett: "No, most people like it.
"When I first got into the business, people said, 'go meet Jim South.' I never got around to it. And now, I'm glad I didn't because I feel why should I pay somebody money when my phone is constantly ringing. There's no need."
Luke: "After doing all those scenes, it's amazing you haven't burned out."
Bridgett: "People will say that... But burn out on what? It's not like I am partying and hardly getting any sleep. I do my work, have a good time, and go home. Girls and guys who burn out probably have poor money management and are partying too much."
Luke: "Has your time in porn changed you?"
Bridgett: "I feel more unencumbered. More free to do whatever I feel like doing."
Luke: "How many of your friends know about your new career?"
Bridgett: "Only a few. And they're completely supportive and think it's cool."
Luke: "Most memorable experiences?"
Bridgett: "The one thing that totally blew my mind was when several companies had nominated me for Best New Starlet. I about fell on the floor. Wow. They remembered me, of all the girls they shoot, they remembered me. What a wonderful, wonderful thing. A show of generosity on their part, they actually thought of me."
Luke: "Is this business tough on your marriage?"
Bridgett: "Oh God, you've got to be kidding. My husband is worse than me. He totally gets off on watching me do scenes. He loves it. He totally pals around with the guys that I'll be performing with... He absolutely loves this business. He thinks it is the most wonderful thing. I have to be thankful. Me and him are best friends. We can talk about anything. Nothing is shocking."
Bridgett Kerkove, 7108 Foothill Blvd, Tujunga, CA, 91042.
Flynt Buys Ohio Site
MONROE, Ohio -- (AP) Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt has bought an Ohio site for a Hustler mega-store.
The $300,000 purchase was made by Flynt's brother, Jimmy Flynt, who described the new store as a combination lingerie shop and hip clothing store similar to Hustler's West Hollywood, Calif., store. In addition to non-explicit books, the store will sell Hustler magazine, adult videos, sex toys, leather sexual wear, lingerie and logo sportswear, Jimmy Flynt said.
An article in Monday's NY Post Business section, mentions Larry Flynt's attempt to enter the "ethnic" [read "black"] market: "A new men's book called Code, brought to you by Larry Flynt of Hustler fame, has a mildly interesting personality piece on The Artist (who Code dares to call by his old name, Prince). The magazine's bent is refreshing -- it's for men of color and has the guts to shove Spike Lee into its "Humor Hall of Shame" for his wisecrack about guns. You can also read about James Brown's bonds (from the same banker who securitized David Bowie)."
Hymie writes: "Wouldn't it be interesting to find out whether Flynt has actual African-Americans on the staff of his "ethnic" magazine? I mean--how can Flynt's stable of Caucasian masturbators possibly divine the editorial needs of the up-market black male consumer? I haven't seen the mag here in NY, but a glance at the masthead will no doubt shed some light on Flynt's misbegotten attempt to cash in on upmarket blacks. Also--consider Hustler's long tradition of disparaging cartoons targeted at blacks, esp. black women's genitalia. f--- Flynt and the whores he rode in on!"
Bliss Billboard
While Luke was driving down Sunset Blvd last week, he saw Juli Ashton on a billboard. It was for the latest Antonio Passolini film from VCA, "Bliss."
Adult Stars Magazine For Sale?
Al Hanan writes: "Dear Luke, I was shocked to read on your site the rumor of the sale of Adult Stars Magazine to the Python group. As you know as the former VP of west coast operations for ASM, I was deep in the trenches with all issues concerning the magazine. I left the magazine to pursue other interests ( http://www.stripgaming.com).
"While spending so much time in the development and planing for the launch of our web masters edition, I have had a bit of spare time on my hands. I used it wisely and spent much of the last four months clipping coupons out of newspapers. Every paper i could get my hands on. i clip coupons from everything from fabric soften to disposable diapers. well it seems that my efforts may have paid off. In the ensuing months i have clipped over 5.2 million dollars in total savings and rebates, as soon as I heard about ASM being up for grabs I called David at ASM and told him to expect my offer for the magazine to be on his desk via fed ex that day. I sent him photo copies of all 5.2 million worth of coupons, and said for only 25% of the magazine these could be his. ( I am way to shrewd a businessman to actually send the coupons). Unfortunately for me he turned down my offer, but countered that if i gave him only 1.2 million in the coupons (mostly for twinkies and laundry detergent, he made me swear I would not mention the Depends) the next time i was in Montreal with them he would let Angela Summers steal my pants in a strip club again. (thank goodness you didn't join us for dinner that night, however I might have had a new career on my hands).
"If you know anyone interested in saving a lot on pantyhose let me know, you wouldn't believe how many coupons i have for those.
Al Hanan Vice President Public Relations, Hanan@Stripgaming.com If you missed the shameless self promotion that was http://www.stripgaming.com come and see barney take off that stupid purple dinosaur suit.
PS. We are about to launch our male stipper site and would love to have you and Gene Ross be our first two models. We had considered Mike South but I have never seen his face when it was not knee deep in pussy.
Luke Gets Mail
Luke writes: HI, MY NAME IS LUKE FROM LONDON ENGLAND. I READ YOUR SITE FREQUENTLY WITH FASCINATION. CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO LETHA WEAPONS? IS SHE STILL FILMING OR IS SHE DOING ESCORT WORK? I NOTICED SHE IS ON THE BOOKS OF BEAUTIFUL MODELS INTERNATIONAL. I E-MAILED THE COMPANY INFORMING THEM I WANTED TO BOOK HER FOR THE NIGHT WHILST I WAS ON BUSINESS IN LOS-ANGELES. THEY REPLIED THAT I COULD ONLY BOOK HER IF I WAS A REGISTERED SEX MOVIE PRODUCER! ALSO WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER BREASTS--AS I NOTICED THEY HAVE BEEN SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED.
Bobby writes: I am curious about whether brittany o'neil has done any interracial work on film or if she avoids the token black male actors such as sean michaels or jake steed. On that note is their any truth to the rumor of jenna jameson working with mr. marcus in a new film called "dreamcast" or sean michaels working with brittany andrews in an upcoming film?
Eric writes: "Luke, You missed a great porno power dinner at Buddakan [in Philadelphia's City Center] last week. Chris Mann, Steve Hirsh, Paul Fishbein and several unknown other porno people spotted at trendy Phila eatery! I did not notice any hookers!"
Mofo writes: "You never mentioned eddie murphy as a possible gay celeb. Remember a year or so ago Murphey was picked up for soliciting a transvestite hooker. His excuse was that he has always been fascinated by transvestites and he just drove around giving them rides home at night but he wasn't interested in them sexually...YEAH RIGHT. He drives around at 3 am and gives transvestite hookers rides home. That sounds like a true story. I was amazed at how quickly this story went away and his PR people seem to have done their job. I'm hoping maybe you can dig this story back up and maybe get some dirt on this obvious cover-up."
Bjorn writes: "Luke, I am fascinated by the whole porn subculture. Your site is great! Here are some topics that I would like to read about. Information about the Anabolic company. Alot of the females in their movies are unknowns but very beautiful. Case in point, Aspen Brock. There is no information about her on your site but I think I remember reading somewhere that she comes from a very rich family (and they are supposedly trying to buy all her porn movies from Anabolic).
"Also, Alsscan.com has some extremely attractive porn females. It seems that alot of very attractive porn ladies are from Europe (the Czech ladies come to mind). Two extremely attractive women that are featured on the Alsscan.com site are Jana and Sylvia Saint. I guess Jaramir Jagr (the Czech hockey player) has a point when he says the most beautiful women are in Czechslovakia!"
The porner mentioned in the recent Las Vegas murder trial, Diane Hironaca, worked under the name Kiane (or Kianne) Lee. She only did a few scungy movies, says Pat Riley. Old with curly red hair.
Pat Riley writes on RAME: Do you realize what a drag it is to FF through the nearly 1000 pornos I watch a year? The interminable "huh, let's f---" followed by a boring copulation on the ugly couch in front of the concrete wall or the pool boy/stud who wordlessly screws the "I'd prefer to be somewhere else" girl on the pool chair.
And then we have the sex, itself. Someone in one of these threads made the excellent point that these people have a horror of touching each other except at the point of action--i.e. I'll let your dick touch the inside of my pussy but don't dare touch the rest of my body. If he does it's either to "choke the bitch" or she regards it with suspicion, "Why are you touching my tits?" God forbid he might hold her shoulders, grab her around the waist or hips or even rub her pussy while in spoon or doggy. Might cut down on those precious tight gynecological close ups.
Watching cutesy-pie Mirage the other day get analed by Ed in New Ends #14 and I noticed a vivid demonstration of something I'd call mental detachment. It's as though the girl is able to take her mind off to a chair on the side and watch saying "It's not really me there. He's just shoving his dick up the body that's lying on the bed and I'll reclaim it when he's finished." No look of pain, hatred, joy, discomfort--nothing--just numbness. And don't tell me it's Ed because it happens with all of them: Brick Majors, Alec Metro, Julian Andretti, etc. One wonders what these girls are like in real life.
I'm getting bored with Mirage especially as she seems to be lifeless and as dumb as a fence post. In New Ends #14 Ed asks her "Are you in school?" and she replies "No, I left in 1997" (she's 20). OTOH when he asked the inevitable "Do you like older men?" she said, "You'll be my first so I'll tell you later." You've seen Ryan before, LuvBooty. She was in "Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks #2" where she was screwed by Lexington in the museum scene (he pretends to be an Egyptian statue). She's too pudgy for my taste. In VV#47 the last scene has pretend newbie, Trisha. If you look closely and mentally discard the blonde wig, you'll see this is Ashley Shye. Some virgin!
David Aaron Clark writes on RAME: I agree with you, Jim [Gunn], as far as your claim that there are more cute girls than ever in porn, if we're just bean-counting, here. But the aficianados who point out the lack of REAL heat in 99 percent of today's porn are absolutely right. These wildly cute girls are too young and/or too jaded by today's societal standards to have much real sensuality about them, and the situation certainly isn't helped by a plethora of "directors" (read: dudes with digital cameras) whose sense of engagement with what they're shooting doesn't go much beyond getting the requisite gapes, piledrivers, etc, ad nauseum. Amateur video, the popularity of which was predicated on the consumer's desire to see some sort of real, unjaded human sexual interaction, has been consumed by Pro-am, in which utterly jaded professional actors, old and young, have picked up the camera and gone hunting after New Flesh with no real desire except that to line their pockets, inflate their egos and get that New Girl before the other guy does. This -- and we all know who I'm speaking of here, some of these guys are even my friends, but I can't help but be honest -- leads to nothing but another depressing dance of the automatons.
There is absolutely no doubt to anyone able to see the big picture that there is ABSOLUTELY too much product, good, bad or indifferent, flooding the marketplace. The economical fallout -- better to make 10 $6,000 movies, etc -- has helped intensify the sociological fallout. In other words, with budgets so abominably low, performer rates are low. Performers, therefore, are forced to regard their gigs as quick-stop prostitution. The constant litany I hear of "How many positions?" "How many minutes of anal do you need?" "How long will this scene take?" "Don't I get extra for kissing the other girl in the scene?" etc, etc, from so many Valley porn girls goes a long way towards explaining to our audience the sharp lack of true sensuality in these scenes. But who can blame the girl, when she knows that her value on the market place as it stands today has a very brief shelf life, and more often than not today's hot babe is, in two months or less, old hat. I can dislike their attitude, I can try not to cast them, but I can't blame them for it.
The truth is that porn has become a nickel and dime business. There are an elite few who collect big-time checks, but the majority of performers and directors and even companies exist on something just short of a hand to mouth basis. Directors who don't own their own companies -- except for the rare Michael Ninn or Nic Cramer -- have no choice to crank out a ton of s--- a year for the lowest possible budgets if they want to live a life style even approaching middle-class. Companies strive to turn out four to six titles a month to make ends meet, and to try and force the less ambitious out of the marketplace. Mr. Gunn manages to keep things relatively fresh in terms of the performers' attitudes by keeping more or less out of the porn valley grind, but he also (forgive me, Jim, but just as when I was a critic, I call 'em the way I see 'em) has shown any ambition towards the sort of production values, or expensive editing which has made such Euro-porn gonzo series as CATS as hot as they are.
Over the last year and a half, I have worked for and with some of the biggest names in porn, folk who I once thought were the standard-bearers, and seen in them all a marked lack of pride in product; somehow, their egotism is not fed by the concept of putting out exciting, sexually provocative shows, but by how many times they get mentioned in AVN and how many units they move, whether their product is good or bad. In fact -- and this should really come as no surprise to Riley or the more observant bystanders out there -- I have never seen a bunch of more desexualized, numbed-out men and women than the "big names" of porn. (There are exceptions here, but that's not what we're talking about at the moment.)
I will cop myself to being a sexually jaded soul, made more so by the rigors of Porn Valley. It's an inescapable personal irony that I'm here with my shot at porn directing at a time in my life when sex means less to me than it ever has -- though not as little as it seems to many of those around me. Being in such a bitter, prostituted mileau, it's hard to not to find myself constantly commenting on it in my scenes. A show like POISON CANDY, of which I'm proud in many ways, is hardly a paean to the joys of sexuality; instead it's a reflection of the cold, commercial industry I see around me. While obviously I think this has some validity (I am fascinated by the hate-f---, which at least exhibits SOME sort of feeling), I know it's not exactly light or uplifting erotic entertainment. Anyway, I hope all listening will excuse the personal turn this commentary has taken, but I thought it might be on topic if a little self-involved. God knows, none of us RAMERs are guilty of that sin ...
Pat Riley responds: The glee, as you put it, only applies if he just wants one of those specific genres with an emphasis on "specific". If he wants, and can't get off unless he has, a blonde with big tits crushing worms under her feet while having her pussy licked by a brunette and only a blonde doing the crushing and only a brunette doing the licking and it must be worms, then indeed he's got a wonderful deal today.
The vast majority of the population are not nearly so hung up on a particular scenario, type of person, etc. so for them such a narrow set of requirements is not only not required but reduces the possibility of a better overall movie. It's really a very simple equation: The more specialized the scenario the smaller the audience and the less people (sales) over which you can spread the overhead. At a certain point (long passed in the porno industry) the increase in specialization results in not enough people (sales) and the overall quality of the product suffers. The only people who are still satisfied are those who can't get off if there's a variation, even small, in their perversion.
What really happens in the wider audience movie is that one segment
subsidizes the other but as a result everyone benefits. The moviemaker
can afford to do better sets, have better girls, more location shooting,
re-shoot the scene multiple times until he gets it right, do better
editing, reproduce on better tape stock, etc--all those things that
benefit everyone including the guy who likes the strap-on g/g scene
>Let me sum up my feeings in another way- the old days SUCKED. Old >days always suck. Nostalgia sucks and it WAS NOT better back "then".
I suspect you and Mr. Facts would be able to form a chorus, "I'm a
nineties guy"
Most Attractive Asians
Marksdays writes on RAME: There was nothing skinny about KRISTARA BARRINGTON, my favorite Asian actress. A very sensual look and very beautiful. KASCHA in her pre-enhancement days, that is pre-boob jobs, pre-tattoo days. See, "Introducing Kascha" (1988), a really dull, lifeless film, but she looks great; "From Kascha With Love" and "Mandii's Magic" (both 1988), she looks incredible, what a shame she ruined it. Of course, MAI LIN, who's been discussed at length in this NG lately. But what a full fledged doll. Don't forget LINDA WONG from the glory days of the 1970s. Some of her best representative titles would include; "Sweet Cakes" (1976); "Baby Face" (1977); "The Jade Pussycat" (1977); "China DeSade" (1977); "The Final Sin" (1981); and "The Erotic World of Linda Wong" (1985), among others. Linda seemed to do John Holmes with a certain joy and she seemed to be paired with him a lot. I'm trying to remember if she did anal with Homes and just can't recall.
Of Hawaiian ancestry (I think) was LEI LANI who died under sad circumstances a few years ago. She appeared in "Bus Stop Tales, Vol. 9" toward the end of the video, and looked as cute as always. In fact Lei Lani was always just plain cute, and I love cute. Petite and perfectly shaped with small, perfect breasts. My favorite film was "Jaded" (1989) from Bruce Seven. God, she was sexy in that. I have no titles after 1991 from her. Police reports and/or autopsy reports were printed in some magazines and I suppose Scoop Luke has some more info on her death on his web-site. I won't go into it.
Finally, and I know she was, and is, an acquired taste, and I acquired the taste, my favorite (after Kristara Barrington) KIMI GEE. I know, her later hairstyles sucked, but in earlier films such as "In Search of the Golden Bone" (1986) her dark hair was just fine, thank you. Also highly recommended was her 1989 flick, "Positive Positions"; "Dressed to Thrill" where she was great in an orgy scene, with some great honeys f---ing in the background, e.g. Nikki Charm, among others. My favorite of her later flicks was "Girls Will Be Girls" (1988). This one was Kimi in every scene and all g/g, paired with the near perfect body of TAWNY DOWNS, the very nasty and slutty CASSIE NOVA and SHARON KANE. Kimi had a perfect small girls body. Small ripe breasts. an ass shaped like the half-moon on a out-house door, and unbelievably perfectly shaped legs and feet. The voice is purely a matter of subjective tastes but I get aroused at her first word.
XXX writes: It turns out that women threaten suicide much more frequently than men, but men have a much greater success rate when it comes to committing suicide (i.e. more deaths per attempt). This would lead one to speculate that suicide threats from women tend to be cries for help, whereas men just kill themselves without crying out for help.
Lynne L-patin writes: Kendra & Mike: I may have the final word, Mike South said it best in reference to me in that Porn Star Trading gossip column you share: He's a moron. Throw him out for slandering a non-participant. I'm sure he'll shoot any bitch who'll sell tape and drop her panties. How the hell is he trained to evaluate a young woman's state of mind?
Ethics of peeing (a more ladylike word) is very funny. Me peeing on a handcuffed Dave Hardman is a forbidden image, I think, per his protection order. We'll have to ask Judge Judy. I don't think he'd need the handcuffs. Do women have their free speech rights slapped down more than men?
As to AVN.... I do not believe that my poor relationship with them resulted from our friendship. They were already f---ing things up, if you figure the lag between review and press time. If anything, I would think our friendship would make them even more careful as to how they treat me, since they know I'll give you almost anything. Anyway, give me a call when you get off guardian duty. All people hurt each other. Doing it in a search for truth is inevitable. Are you more malicious than others? Absolutely not! Malice by exclusion is just as bad as malice by inclusion. Exile. Ostracism. Constant ethical search has got to be better than ethical ignorance or stasis. Good show.
Juris Prurience
From the Dallas Observer: A titty bar, $200 worth of beer and tequila shots, and a conservative Republican judge: a combo more volatile than atomic fission. The question is, Will the Texas GOP go thermonuclear when it learns one of its highest-ranking jurists, Court of Criminal Appeals Judge Sharon Keller, owns the building and property housing the Doll's House, a Dallas topless joint?
Here are a few notes on gossip columnist and Mark Kramer ex-girlfriend Nancy Jo Sales, who writes frequently on sex (photo of NJS with Kramer). Kramer and Sales were together about one year
NANCY JO SALES VS CAROLINE KENNEDY
PRIVACY EXPERT: Hey, Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg--better recheck the credentials of that research assistant you just hired. Seems she is also a stringer for the National Enquirer--who toils for the weekly supermarket tab under a pseudonym [Nancy McCullough] --told us yesterday that she's helping the late president's daughter research her upcoming tome on...privacy in the workplace... Calls to Sales' home were not answered. She wrote a few weeks back about her childhood correspondence with Woody Allen. [New York Post 6-26-94]
NANCY JO SALES VS EDWARD JAMES OLMOS Wrote actress Lorraine Bracco to New York Magazine [ 8-8-94 ]: "I have read with disgust Nancy Jo Sales's inaccurate, distorted, and plainly one-sided story about my custody battle with Harvey Keitel. Keitel is both a destructive and self-destructive person. His jealousy and hatred at my happiness in my new marriage has, with Sales's assistance, reached a new low..."
[Note: Harvey Keitel's attorney, Dan Kornstein--who falsely and unsuccessfully presented Edward James Olmos as a child molestor--also handled Nancy Jo Sales's own divorce in 1992].
NANCY JO SALES VS LEONARDO DI CAPRIO "... New York magazine writer Nancy Jo Sales... spent several weeks earlier this year looking for Leo on the streets of Manhattan. Her futile search ended in June when she published a scathing piece portraying DiCaprio as a boozy, sex-obsessed party boy... Fast-forward to Friday night at Life, a West Village Club. Sales stops by, spots her long-hunted prey and tries to make contact by sitting down at the table next to his. But DiCaprio had the last word. First he moved tables to get away from her, then, when she approached him, he gave her a few choice words and bluntly brushed her off. [Daily News 10-6-98]
NANCY JO SALES VS JAMES TOBACK ..."I've never heard of Nancy Jo Sales, [asserted sociopathic filmmaker James Toback] and I've never read one syllable of hers. How can some stupid bimbo I've never met be making these allegations?"...
[Sales:] "Toback should be directing traffic, not movies." [New York Post 9-28-98]
NANCY JO SALES VS SOCKS THE CAT
[Nancy's faxes to Weekly World News editor Eddie Clontz, 1-27-93]: "SADDAM HUSSEIN'S SECRET PLOT TO KIDNAP SOCKS! White House insiders reveal why the First Cat is being kept in Little Rock--for security reasons! "We don't want an Operation Desert Catbox on our hands", confided one high-ranking government source."
[Added Sales:] "Dear Mr. Clontz, I believe you know my dad, Ronald Sales [matrimonial attorney retained by Clontz as well as by National Enquirer editor Iain 'The Icepick' Calder]...."
[2-4-93] "Dear Mr. Clontz, This just in: "SADDAM HUSSEIN'S SPY IN THE WHITE HOUSE: "SOCKS." SADDAM'S SATANIC SWITCHEROO REPLACES SOCKS WITH IRAQI UNDERCOVER CAT!"
NANCY JO SALES VS MARK KRAMER [Wrote NYPD Officer Garrett Doherty in the lobby of Greenwich Village's notorious Riverview Hotel, 10-24-93, 11:30 A.M.,]: "Deponent states that he is informed by Nancy McCullough that defendant struck her about the face and body and kicked her in the stomach, causing substantial pain and physical injury, to wit: bruising to the eye area, nausea, and pain to the stomach. Deponent further states that he is informed by Nancy McCullough that informant is pregnant." [Nancy Jo Sales' late-night visit to The Riverview Hotel was further mythologized in Madamoiselle's January, 1995 self-victimography, "When Boy Beats Girl"]
Brandy Alexandre vs Mike South, PST
Brandy writes about Mike South: "Regarding Mike South's profiling of Kendra, I stoop to the same silly cut downs he and others like him try on me: Oh, so he's a psychologist now??? What school did he go to? Where's his degree? Where's his license? That's such garbage. Kendra is a working girl in the nice sense of the phrase. He just can't control her, so he has to tear her down to make himself feel elevated. He does the same thing to the other intelligent girls who dare to speak their minds. Have you noticed? Just watch his comments on me and NJG. He just used his impotent "you book doesn't exist" line because he's run out of material. He's getting tiresome. If someone doesn't have the emotional fortitude to survive this business it's Mike South. He hates women."
In a private chat with Diablo, while talking in IM with NJG, the selective
application of the "rules" became extremely apparent as Mike
South was repeatedly permitted to call NJG "Nice Jewish Girl,"
SJC "Stupid Jewish Cunt." And more than once. Not only was
South neither kicked nor banned, but
NJG was told to put him on ignore. After I pressed Diablo about the
abusive, disruptive, and unprovoked behavior, he did kick Mike, but
only in that "good ole boy" way that meant, "We're gonna
pretend the rules apply to everyone." I say that because he was
still permitted to continue.
Truehart writes: "What's with all this 'brandy is a cunt' business you keep printing. it's like grade school kids acting like they're getting away with saying dirty words. They just don't like that she speaks her mind. If she was a guy they would'nt even blink. They must have never spoken to her or written to her like I have. She is nothing but grace, class and generosity. The only reason I can think that she even bothers is because she knows it entertains us to see grown men act like little bratty boys and its easy to get them to do it. but this just isn't funny anymore and They are'nt portraying the business very good at all. They say the women aren't abused but now I think they're all liars now. I'm glad she got out if that's true. Luke I read your sight a lot and I see more women bashing than anything these days. I think you need to focus a little more on the 'cunt' aspects of some of the guys."
Mike South writes about Brandy Alexandre: Brandy...give it up, as long as I am an op you wont be let back in. unless Ed overrides my ban on you. Ya know for the life of me I can't even figure out why you want in...you own 3 chats where everyone adores you. We don't like you why do you want to hang with us? Go back and dream of writing your book that never existed, hang out in the ariters ngs and pose...it fits you.
Brandy doesnt even know what she is talking about diablo kicked me when I told him to for my saying that he really wants to do BA.... Brandy is not allowed in the chat and obviously knows nothing about what goes on there. As for njg if she dishes it out she should be ready to take it....I'm ambivalent towards her actually. and as you know Luke Lynn is wrong...I won't shoot anyone who drops her pants, I gotta live with myself afterwards.
Brandy: "Phil Shuman sat on my couch reading my alleged non-existent book grilling me to tell him who the anchorman was that I referred to in it (just like a tabloid reporter, he went straight for the "Brushes with Fame" chapter.) Too many people have seen and read major portions of the book. It may be South's favorite line, but it's old and it's tired, and he makes a fool out of himself on so many levels every time he utters it."
BrandyAlx1: How come you took the chat log down? What are they afraid
of?
Luzdedos1: it is boring
BrandyAlx1: What, and all the channel chat isn't???
BrandyAlx1: It is core to what the whole chat thing is about. That they
kick and ban based on personal opinion and not these rules that you
posted all that stuff about a few weeks ago BrandyAlx1: The DID threaten
to ban you, did they. ;)
Luzdedos1: nope. This feuding gets boring, and it unhealthy, yeah i
encourage it, but i get bored, and I don't think it is good for you,
even if you are 100% right.
BrandyAlx1: Then expose it! So Diablo drives up here just to jot down
landmarks to threaten me with. Big deal. That's why I have "made nice"
with so many cops and never move out of this police division.
BrandyAlx1: Actually, since Diablo got the "Dales" part wrong I accused
him of sending a drunken whore to do recon, but it's all the same psycho
s---. ;)
Paul Fishbein Probed
PAUL S FISHBEIN DOB: MAY 1959
SSN 198-XX-XXXX issued in Pennsylvania between 1973 and 1974
Possible AKAs for Subject
SATKOFF, PAUL SSN: 198-XX-XXXX
FISHBEIN, PAUL SSN: 198-XX-XXXX
Possible Other Social Security Numbers Associated with Subject
FISHBEIN, PAUL S SSN: 318-22-XXXX
** ALERT ** SSN 318-22-XXXX was issued to WALL, H, and a Death Claim for this ssn was filed in DEC 1991.
Possible Other Records/Names Associated with Social Security Numbers
WALL, HELEN SSN: 318-22-XXXX
** ALERT ** A Death Claim was filed for SSN 318-22-XXXX in DEC 1991.
Possible Property Ownership
XXXXX WELLS DR TARZANA, CA 91356
Owner Name: FISHBEIN, PAUL SAIKO, ALLISON
Property Type: SINGLE FAMILY RESIDENTIAL
Recorded Date: 05/10/1995
Assessment Year: 1998 Tax Year:
Assessed Land Value: $301,600 Total Assessed Value: $369,600
Possible Deed Transfers
Date: 09/30/1999
Situs Addr: XXXX CALABASAS, CA 91302
Seller(s): WILSON, KIMBERLY J [Fishbein's wife]
Buyer(s) : FISHBEIN, PAUL
Possible Relatives (* denotes match with one of subject's addresses)
FISHBEIN ALLISON [Paul's ex-wife]
DEC 92/DEC 92 - *19629 WELLS DR TARZANA, CA 91356
FEB 92/FEB 92 - *8599 VENICE BLV LOS ANGELES, CA 90034
SATKOFF ALLISON D DOB: NOV 1959 SSN 200-XX-XXXX issued in Pennsylvania
between 1971 and 1972
Possible AKA: ALLISON D SAIKO SSN: 200-XX-XXXX
SATKOFF WINIFRED C DOB: SEP 1929 SSN 181-XX-XXXX issued in Pennsylvania
between 1936 and 1951
AUG 83/AUG 83 - *XXX DISSTON ST PHILADELPHIA, PA 19149
SATKOFF PHILIP E DOB: SEP 1928 SSN 170-22-XXXX issued in Pennsylvania
between 1936 and 1951
** ALERT ** A Death Claim was filed for SSN 170-22-XXXX in DEC 1974.
*XXX DISSTON ST PHILADELPHIA, PA 19149
Steve Hirsch Probed
STEVE A HIRSCH DOB: MAY 1961 SSN 270-66-XXXX issued in Ohio between 1974 and 1975
Possible Property Ownership
XXX DORIC ST SAN FERNANDO, CA 91344
Owner Name: HIRSCH, STEVEN A TR STEVEN A HIRSCH TRUST
Property Type: SINGLE FAMILY RESIDENTIAL
Recorded Date: 08/14/1997
Mailing Address: 10940 WILSHIRE BLVD LOS ANGELES, CA 90024
Assessed Land Value: $144,000
Total Assessed Value: $244,470
Possible Deed Transfers
Contract Date: 07/16/1997
Situs Addr: XXX DORIC ST LOS ANGELES, CA 91344
Seller(s): HIRSCH, STEVEN A
Buyer(s) : HIRSCH, STEVEN A STEVEN A HIRSCH TRUST,
Possible UCC Lien Filings
Original Date : 04/03/1998
Action: INITIAL FILING
Date : 04/03/1998
File State: CALIFORNIA
Debtor: HIRSCH STEVEN
Address: XXX DORIC GRANADA HILLS CA 91344
Secured Party: CALIFORNIA FACTORS & FINANCE
Possible Business Affiliations
15127 CALIFA ST VAN NUYS, CA 91411
ATLANTEAN INTERACTIVE GAMES, INC. CA 1947894 REG AGENT DISSOLVED
CALIFA PRODUCTIONS, INC. CA 1930363
REG AGENT ACTIVE
HBT HOLDING COMPANY CA 1723358
REG AGENT ACTIVE
LINCOLN & VAN BUREN, INC. CA 1728400 REG AGENT
ACTIVE LJH PRODUCTIONS, INC. CA 1851463 REG AGENT DISSOLVED
NORALPH, INC. CA 1711431 REG AGENT ACTIVE
PANTHER ENTERTAINMENT, INC. CA 1912890 REG AGENT ACTIVE
S & D VIDEO, INC. CA 2062487 REG AGENT ACTIVE
VIVID DIGITAL CA 1722043 REG AGENT ACTIVE
VIVID ENTERTAINMENT GROUP CA 1919236 REG AGENT ACTIVE
VIVID INTERACTIVE VIVID VIDEO INTERNATIONAL, INC. CA 1404871 CHAIRMAN ACTIVE
VIVID VIDEO, INC. CA 1320290 CHAIRMAN ACTIVE
VVD CORPORATION CA 1341312 REG AGENT DISSOLVED
Possible Relatives (* denotes match with one of subject's addresses)
(R- 1) HIRSCH JENNIFER JAN 93/JAN 93 - *15127 CALIFA ST VAN NUYS, CA
91411 (818) 908-0481
(R- 2) HIRSCH BRADLEY C SSN 271-XX-XXXX issued in Ohio between 1974
and 1975
DEC 98/DEC 98 - *XXXX DORIC ST GRANADA HILLS, CA 91344
MAR 95/MAR 95 - 2422 ABBOT KINNEY VENICE, CA 90291
(R- 3) HIRSCH MARCI S [Steve's sister] DOB: OCT 1958 SSN 270-XX-XXXX
issued in Ohio between 1974 and 1975
Possible AKA: MARCI S DRISKILL SSN: 270-XX-XXXX
Possible AKA: MARCI H DRISKILL SSN: 270-XX-XXXX
(R- 5) DRISKILL CLIFFORD D DOB: FEB 1952 SSN 585-XX-XXXX issued in
New Mexico in 1969
Possible AKA: C D DRISKILL SSN: 585-XX-XXXX
(R- 6) HIRSCH FRED [Steve's father] DOB: MAY 1937 SSN 294-28-XXXX issued in Ohio between 1936 and 1951
Other People Who Have Used the Same Address of the Subject (* denotes match with one of subject's addresses)
15127 CALIFA ST VAN NUYS, CA 91411 (O- 1) DEWI J JAMES [Steve's business partner Dick James?] DOB: SEP 1941 SSN 565-XX-XXXX issued in California between 1987 and 1988
(O- 2) BUD S LEE DOB: SEP 1955 SSN 316-XX-XXXX issued in Indiana between 1970 and 1971
(O- 3) HYAPATIA G LEE DOB: NOV 1960 SSN 309-XX-XXXX issued in Indiana between 1975 and 1976
(O- 4) MARIE J EDERY DOB: MAR 1952 SSN 566-XX-XXXX issued in California in 1986 NOV APR 94/APR 94 - *15127 CALIFA ST VAN NUYS, CA 91411
(O- 5) LOUISE B LEVINE DOB: JAN 1955 SSN 019-XX-XXXX issued in Massachusetts
between 1963 and 1965
OCT 96/OCT 96 - *15127 CALIFA ST VAN NUYS, CA 91411
(O- 8) HOWARD D LEVINE DOB: JAN 1955 SSN 283-XX-XXXX issued in Ohio between 1970 and 1971
Does this mean that Howard [head of Vivid sales] and Louise are twins? Who is Louise Levine?
(O-10) MARGARET D KIMBALL
(O-16) JAMES H HEERWAGEN DOB: DEC 1929 SSN 429-XX-XXXX issued in Arkansas between 1936 and 1951
(O-12) JENNIFER L WREN [apparently once lived with Steve Hirsch, anyway lists his home address] DOB: JAN 1958 SSN 559-33-XXXX issued in California between 1974 and 1975
(O-13) LAURIE C ANDERSEN [also used Steve's home address] SSN 573-XX-XXXX issued in California between 1972 and 1973
(O-17) WILLIAM D ANDERSEN DOB: SEP 1946 SSN 370-XX-XXXX issued in Michigan between 1963 and 1964
(O-15) BONNIE O HEERWAGEN DOB: JUN 1929 SSN 532-XX-XXXX issued in Washington between 1936 and 1951
Mark Carriere Probed
Owner of Leisure Time, Mark Carriere is probably porn's most powerful man.
He was married to porn star Tina Marie who used the Social Security Number 340-66-XXXX issued in Illinois between 1978 and 1980. This same number was issued to DAUGINTIS, PETRAS, and a Death Claim for this ssn was filed in JAN 1995.
Lev Bronstein writes:
1. Who is Frank Buchanan, and why did he take Carriere to small claims court?
2. What's with all of the state court tax liens? Did Carriere forget to pay his taxes?
3. Apparently Carriere files a lot of UCC (uniform commercial code) liens. UCC liens are filed with the state to secure debts. It's sort of like filing liens on real property with the county recorder's office, except it is done at Sacramento. Is Carriere filing liens against his own company? Why? Is he lending his own personal funds to these companies, and taking a lien?
After I sent the e-mail to you, I was trying to figure out why a person would put UCC liens on his own company. The only reason I could think of is to try to ace out other creditors. Example. Carriere puts the UCC lien on Leisure Time for $100,000. Company X later extends Leisure Time credit. If Leisure Time goes under, with debts greater than its assets. Carriere can then say Leisure Time owes him money, he has a lien on its assets, and he gets a first crack at Leisure Time's assets for the $100,000, leaving the other business creditors holding worthless paper. The only other reason I can think of to put a lien on my own company is if it is not entirely my company, and he is making legitimate loans to a company that is not entirely his. Or maybe there's some wierd tax reason he's doing this.
Bob writes: "Carriere's filing of UCC liens should be in consideration of loaning money to his company and yes it can be valid if there is Debt on the companies books related to HIM loaning his company capital. The only problem with the scam scenario involving his priority secured position as to repayment....well, I cannot think of anyone but bent noses NOT getting a letter of subrogation from the UCC lienholder Carriere as to ANY subsequent loans made to the company. IN OTHER WORDS, nobody would(should) lend him ANY money without him taking a backseat (2ND in line as to the assets of the company) to them. The rest of the file concerning local tax payments that have not been made are just that. Probably, property tax, sales tax etc."
Here's a background report on Carriere:
MARK CARRIERE DOB: MAR 1955 SSN 303-XX-XXXX issued in Indiana between 1969 and 1970
Possible Addresses Associated with Subject
AUG-93/OCT-99 - 7050 VALJEAN AVE VAN NUYS, CA 91406 (818) 736-9140
APR-95/AUG-99 - ZZZZ SUNRISE HILL DR LOS ANGELES, CA 90049
DEC-98/DEC-98 - 2023 N DORLESLER LN 2 SCHERERVILLE, IN 46375
4728 PARK ENCINO LN CHATSWORTH, CA 91313
MAY-96/MAY-96 - 847 N WOLCOTT AVE 2 CHICAGO, IL 60622
NOV-94/NOV-94 - 41745 HARRISON DR PALM DESERT, CA 92211
Possible Deed Transfers
California Deed Transfer Records - County of: LOS ANGELES
Parcel Number: 2289-019-109
Sale Price: $320,000 Loan Amount: $203,150
Contract Date: 09/16/1994
Lender: AMERICAN SVG BANK
Situs Addr: 4728 PARK ENCINO LN 218 ENCINO, CA 91436
Seller(s): CARRIERE, MARK
Buyer(s) : SCHENKMAN, GAIL P
California Deed Transfer Records - County of: RIVERSIDE
Contract Date: 03/08/1995
Title Co.: FIDELITY NATIONAL TITLE INS CO
Situs Addr: 41745 HARRISON DR PALM DESERT, CA 92211
Seller(s): CARRIERE, MARK
Buyer(s) : INDIANA INVESTMENTS INC,
Possible UCC Lien Filings
Original Date : 04/07/1997
Action: INITIAL FILING
Date : 04/07/1997
File State: CALIFORNIA
Debtor: LEISURE TIME ENTERTAINMENT, INC.
Address: 7050 VALJEAN AVE VAN NUYS CA 91406
Secured Party: MARK C. CARRIERE
Address: 7050 VALJEAN AVE VAN NUYS CA 91406
Secured Party: MARK C. CARRIERE VAN NUYS CA
Collateral: INVENTORY, HEREAFTER ACQUIRED PROPERTY
Original Date : 04/14/1997
Action: INITIAL FILING
File State: CALIFORNIA
Debtor: BABYLON TOWER, INC.
Address: 11434 W. PICO BLVD LOS ANGELES CA 90064
Debtor: MORGAN DENNIS
Address: 7050 VALJEAN AVE VAN NUYS CA 91406
Secured Party: MARK CARRIERE
Address: 7050 VALJEAN AVE VAN NUYS CA 91406
Original Date : 06/10/1998
Debtor: LEISURE TIME ENTERTAINMENT, INC.
Address: 11434 W. PICO BLVD LOS ANGELES CA 90064
Debtor: LEISURE TIME ENTERTAINMENT, INC.
Address: 7050 VALJEAN AVE VAN NUYS CA 91406
Secured Party: MARK C. CARRIERE
Original Date : 06/09/1997
File State: INDIANA
Debtor: LEISURE TIME ENTERTAINMENT, INC.
Secured Party: MARK C. CARRIERE VAN NUYS CA
Original Date : 06/17/1998
File State: INDIANA Debtor: LEISURE TIME ENTERTAINMENT, INC. Address:
7050 VALJEAN AV VAN NUYS CA 91406
Secured Party: MARK C. CARRIERE
Collateral: HEREAFTER ACQUIRED PROPERTY
Possible Liens, Judgments and Bankruptcies
Court Location: VAN NUYS MUNICIPAL - LA COUNTY
Filing Type : Small Claims Judgment
Filing Date: 12/11/1995
Case Number : 491826
Release Date: Unlawful Detainer:
No Creditor/Plaintiff: FRANK L BUCHANAN
Amount: $662
Debtor/Defender: CARRIERE MARK 2095 SUNRISE HILL DR LOS ANGELES, CA
90049
Court Location: SACRAMENTO COUNTY COURT
Filing Type : State Tax Lien
Filing Date: 05/13/1994
Case Number : Release Date: Other Case : 94130000860 Book / Page: 940513
/ 0536 Creditor/Plaintiff: STATE OF CALIFORNIA
Amount: $35,266 Debtor/Defender: CARRIERE MARK 2023 DORCHESTER 2 LN
SSN: XXXX SCHERERVILLE, IN 46375
Court Location: SACRAMENTO COUNTY COURT (RD)
Filing Date: 06/30/1995
Case Number : Release Date: Other Case : 95178000942 Book / Page: 950630
/ 0758 Creditor/Plaintiff: STATE OF CALIFORNIA
Amount: $230,493 Debtor/Defender: CARRIERE MARK
Court Location: SACRAMENTO COUNTY COURT
Filing Date: 08/18/1995
95227000465 Book / Page: 950818 / 0780
Creditor/Plaintiff: STATE OF CALIFORNIA
Amount: $159
Debtor/Defender: CARRIERE MARK
Court Location: LAKE CIRCUIT COURT
Filing Type : State Tax Warrant Filing Date: 08/01/1994
Case Number : 02363630
Amount: $6,458
Debtor/Defender: CARRIERE MARK
Court Location: LAKE CIRCUIT COURT
Filing Date: 04/09/1996
Case Number : 02664471
Creditor/Plaintiff: STATE OF INDIANA
Amount: $3,412
Debtor/Defender: CARRIERE MARK
Court Location: LAKE CIRCUIT COURT
Filing Type : State Tax Warrant Release
Filing Date: 04/22/1996
Case Number : 02666453
Creditor/Plaintiff: STATE OF INDIANA
Amount: $33,233
Debtor/Defender: CARRIERE MARK
Court Location: LAKE CIRCUIT COURT
Filing Date: 04/22/1996
Case Number : 02666456
Release Date: 12/02/1996
Creditor/Plaintiff: STATE OF INDIANA
Amount: $28,305
Debtor/Defender: CARRIERE MARK
Session Start: Sat Nov 20 18:44:18 1999
*** Now talking in #!!!!!!pornstar-trading
*** Topic is Congratulations Greg Steel and Julie Rage on their new daughter!!!'
<JimGunn> I am making a cool DVD for the first title from my new line "Lesbian Cheerleader Squad".
<RogTPipe> I'd like to hear your thoughts on the movies. As much as I dont like Ian Daniels' movies he added a lot to the DVD with his thoughts
<RogTPipe> Good. I have found the DVD stuff is better when the directors get involved
<JimGunn> Yes Rog good idea, i am doing a "Directors' commentary" on the audio of my new DVD
<RogTPipe> Jim, thats cool. Just don't feel the need to talk the WHOLE time :-) Better yet, bring in others to talk with you. That works really well
<JimGunn> If I have a financial incentive I will go through the extra effort on a project like that.
<JimGunn> I am thinking about talking about all the new girls in the movie, since no one knows them. How I found them, how some of them lost their lesbian virginity in that movie.
<spacemanj> true...But I'd rather hearing about their first lez experience from them than you (no offense <g>)
<MadisonFan> i dont have a dvd player but they should make the option to remove the soundtrack music from the movie, if they dont already
<AtomicBom> Any chance Julie Rage will get back in fromt of a camera now tthat the swelling's gone down
<AtomicBom> wonder what her tummy looks like: she always had a nice, tight bod, flat stomach, trim hips.
<AtomicBom> all right, I'll bite: Hi PST
* jimmyD doubts you'll ever see julie rage in front of a porn cam again
* MikeSouth has core footage of Julie that has never been released
<AtomicBom> well, good for her, I guess: I liked her stuff, but if she makes it out of the biz then I suppose that's a good thing
<MikeSouth> greg may well direct a rogtpipe film
<jimmyD> you can run from porno..but you cant hide
<RogTPipe> Greg isn't the only one who has turned down my movies :-)
<AtomicBom> I run too porno, not away from it :-)
<Meni> "dance with the devil, the devil don't change, the devil changes you"
<jimmyD> mike south presents a rogtpipe production of a greg steel film
<jimmyD> just when i thought i could get out...they pull me back in
<AtomicBom> hey, beat this: Remeber, when you look into the abyss, it's also looking into you" (Nietzsche)
<MikeSouth> actually Id give JimmyD top billing
<jimmyD> is codirecting like being codependent
<jimmyD> "the mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation....especially on the internet' (thoreau)
<MikeSouth> y'all se my post to brandy in pst.d?
<PsT_v3> screw that AIDS cunt
<jimmyD> i thnk they should make an Old Porno Workers Home..so when we retire..we can all sit around and smoke dope and talk about the good ole days
<JimGunn> Rog why would you wanna write me a script for an SOS movie- you don't even like g/g?
<JimGunn> jimmy oughta know- he's qualified for AARP now, even though he's young at heart.
<JimGunn> I like shooting and f---ing 18 year olds- what are you gay or soemthing?
<MikeSouth> s--- I know 16 year olds who are perfectly capable of making that decision and 36 year olds who are NOT...maturity has little to do with age but I agree that there should be a minimum
<Pimp0fNuffin> who the hell is into mature porn?
<JimGunn> The limit has been 18 historically and it's fair.
<JimGunn> HS ends at 18 or so, it is considered the legal age of majority for contracts etc.
<Filmacher> most superfamous porn stars are over 21, no?
<spacemanj> The drinking age used to be 18 and they moved it up because 18 yr olds are stoopid....21 yr olds can handle themselves better.
<JimGunn> Teen sites are great 18-19
<Pimp0fNuffin> you know david lace JGunn?
<KaffeineKid> american 18 year olds are idiots
<JimGunn> Pimp, i've met him.
<JimGunn> good so much the better to exploit them!
<MikeSouth> I say let em drink at 18 but make em wait till 21 to drive
<Pimp0fNuffin> he sends models your way for video work?
<Pimp0fNuffin> his girls f---ed up at the Adultdex show
<JimGunn> I love these older guys trying to be the killjoys for young people
<Pimp0fNuffin> doing lewd and lascivious acts on the tradeshow floor
* JimGunn says he was filimng AND f---ing a 19 year old last week and it felt great .thank you very much
<Pimp0fNuffin> jim do you think you would f--- that 19 year old if you were 40 or 50?
<MikeSouth> PON...I would and Im 40
<JimGunn> No, I would not be f---ing her, I'll be f---ing her 18 year old daughter when i'm 50. She'll be too old for me.
<Pimp0fNuffin> women peak at 17
<JimGunn> MikeSouth, for all your blsuter about heterosexual porn- I've made MORE boy-girl movies than you have!
<Filmacher> Jim do your films follow the classic DeMille three act structure or a more Eisensteinian metaphorical approach?
<JimGunn> They are "f--- films" filmacher
<JimGunn> Lets get real here
<MikeSouth> Film...I use the Allen Funtian method
<MikeSouth> I was asked once in an interview by an argentinian TV show
<MikeSouth> who my inspiration was
<Filmacher> your dick?
<MikeSouth> I said allen funt
<Filmacher> i cant get off to black guys
<Filmacher> doing chicks, I mean
<Filmacher> nothing racist, i just cant pretend they're me
<l-keford> videoed, how many porn star domains do you own?
<adamjm> i'd advice you not to answer that ed
<VideoEd> luke: two and a half and will be happy to return upon request
<Starlost> question is it true that true that Mike South can call NJG a cunt, Diablo can call Brandy a cunt, Adam can call Kendra a cunt, but Kendra can't call Roxanne a cunt.
<MikeSouth> brandy should write a book though
<Darth_Whack> "The Life and Times of a Cunt", by Brandy Alexandre
<MikeSouth> how to people on the net dispise you in 1 month
<MikeSouth> s--- the dude [Jeff Hickey] was an amazingly lucid writer
<MikeSouth> for someone who hasnt spent a day in a lucid state in 15 years
<Matt_Taylor> hey all you agnostics and religious zealots
<Matt_Taylor> just got home from the warriors vs. the knicks
<Matt_Taylor> i chocked when they told me the drinks were $5 each
<Matt_Taylor> no, mike but there were some potential porn stars there
<Matt_Taylor> i was with my kids, that makes it difficult
<Matt_Taylor> i think luke should go with high lights in his hair, like blonde
<Matt_Taylor> that would match his pistol
<Matt_Taylor> mike, i like you better than rodney moore
<Matt_Taylor> your dick is smaller
<Jim_Gunn> That's high praise.
<MikeSouth> gee matt...thanks I think
<VideoEd> i like rodney's movies but he is so ugly
<MikeSouth> I like rodney though
<VideoEd> rodney patented the face f---
<MikeSouth> rodney is f---ing hilarious guy
* HellDude is tryin to picture JimGunn rubbing girls' haunches to check for quality
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<VideoEd> Rodney Moore: if your reading this log on l-keford.com come to PST and chat with us
<Darth_Whack> hehehehe
<Matt_Taylor> this conversation is not interesting enough for luke to post
<Matt_Taylor> too inane
<Darth_Whack> inane is Luke F-rds middle name
<Matt_Taylor> luke is just a poor boy trying to make a living
<Matt_Taylor> every time i go there i wind up with some bimbo
<Delaney-Daniels> Thank God for Bimbos
<VideoEd> matt: i will take the bimbo if you dont want her
<Matt_Taylor> god save bimbos
<GDiablo> thank god for delaneys
<adamjm> i think the politically correct term is maritally challenged woman
<VideoEd> bimbos are people too
<Heaven_Leigh> bimbos are good Matt
<VideoEd> delaney likes bimbos
<VideoEd> delaney can f--- em and leave em
<Delaney-Daniels> I do...I really really do
<VideoEd> and they dont know the difference
<Delaney-Daniels> LOL They don't complain about making me a sandwich :P
<Delaney-Daniels> 18 year old bimbos are the best...
<Heaven_Leigh> yeah them 18 can be talked into anything LOL
<Heaven_Leigh> year olds
<Delaney-Daniels> really, it won't hurt....just relax okay....
<Delaney-Daniels> i swear, everyone does it...
<Delaney-Daniels> LOL
<Heaven_Leigh> Hell your a guy I don't need to talk much to get to do what I want LOL
<Delaney-Daniels> 18 year olds with little perky titties and fluffy butts....
<Mastrick> Hey D did ya see the Julian response on Lukee's page?
<Mastrick> He said that he got his dick sucked for a few minutes by a guy
<Jim_Gunn> twice
<Delaney-Daniels> who cares
<Mastrick> Getting one's dick sucked by a guy is fag
<JackEvil> did he keep a hard on?
<Jim_Gunn> Delaney thats gay
<Delaney-Daniels> he got big $$ big deal it was a guy
<Delaney-Daniels> i eat pussy....??????
<Jim_Gunn> That's ok Delaney
<Jim_Gunn> Women should be bisexual
<Delaney-Daniels> I just don't see why the big fuss...Gay happens....
<Delaney-Daniels> big f---in woohoo
<Pimp0fNuffin> yup
<Jim_Gunn> It doesn't happen Delany, a man has to volunteer for it
<Mastrick> Nothin' wrong with two guys gettin' it on Delaney. So long as they don't put those scenes in the straight tapes
<Delaney-Daniels> unless some guy tries to stick his dick in yer ass, who cares what he's doing
<Mastrick> Vivid will put that bi stuff in their hetero tapes sometimes
<Pimp0fNuffin> do you think guys who participate in dp have homosexual tendencies?
<Delaney-Daniels> comfortable with their own manhood
<MadisonFan> you guys crying for cock in felecia scenes seems quite gay to me
<Delaney-Daniels> and smart enough to get paid
<HellDude> any guy who can have his dick rubbin against another guys, if only separated by a vaginal wall, and still perform, isn't gay
<JackEvil> Yeah but could a totally straight guy do gay stuff for the money and perform?I don't think I could do it even if i wanted to
<Mastrick> Delaney I've never understood how new girls breaking into the biz will do a lez scene, but won't do a guy. Guys entering the biz don't say 'sorry but I'm only gonna suck dicks for a while'
<Delaney-Daniels> so one day...we had smoked a joint, and were drinking 7 and 7's
<Delaney-Daniels> anyways, whan she was doing my back i think I sighed or something, so she went lower on my sides...like lightly brushed my (small then ) titty
<Delaney-Daniels> and then went to my lower back..my legs...I opened a little and she was rubbing up..farther ya know...
KIANNA BRADLEY S: HEY LUKE! GOOD MORNING, HOW IS KENDRA DOING, ANY
BETTER?
KIANNA BRADLEY S: HEY, LUKE. THIS IS EARL.. THANKS FOR NOT SAYING ANYTHING
BAD ABOUT ME IN MY TIME OF GRIEF!!! i WOULD HATE TO HAVE TO KILL YOU
!!! }
KIANNA BRADLEY S: WELL LUKE I GUESS YOU KNOW NOW HE AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER:)
I CANT HELP IT I LOVE THE ASSHOLE HEEHEE
KIANNA BRADLEY S: HE SAID HE'S NOT AN ASSHOLE HE JUST HAS RARE MOMENTS...
HEEHEE
KIANNA BRADLEY S: LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TALK TO ME I'LL BE SAD AGAIN
KIANNA BRADLEY S: I GOT LOTS TO TELL YOU
KIANNA BRADLEY S: I'VE GOT GOOD s--- ON EVERYONE
KIANNA BRADLEY S: O.K FINE YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND, ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!I'M
TELLING GENE HEEHEE
KIANNA BRADLEY S: LUKE ARE YOU THERE I KNOW YOU ARE CAUSE YOUR ON MY
BUDDY LIST, BY ACCIDENT
KIANNA BRADLEY S: I LOVE EARL CAUSE HE'S GOT A REALLY BIG DICK AND HE
f---ED ME REALLY WELL LAST NIGHT AND THIS MORNING I'M HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
FINALLY GOT SOME!!!!!!
KIANNA BRADLEY S: O.K I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANY MORE !
Luzdedos1: yo
KIANNA BRADLEY S: I'M DOING SO MUCH BETTER I HAVE MY MAN BACK YEA!!!!!!!:)
KIANNA BRADLEY S: THANKS 4 BEING THERE
Luzdedos1: so what is going on on Monday, with the Springer show?
KIANNA BRADLEY S: EARL SAID HE IS GOING AND CHRIS IS OUT, BUT TEY HAVE
ALREADY GOT CHRIS BOOKED SO I DONT KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN, IF EARL
DOESNT GO I DONT WANT TO GO.
Luzdedos1: what is it about?
KIANNA BRADLEY S: IT'S MADE UP, THEY WANT ME TO BE ENGADGED TO ONE GUY
AND BE CHEATING ON HIM W/ THE OTHER ONE AND THEN THEY WANT MY HUSBAND
TO COME OUT AND THERE YOU HAVE IT IT'S ALL BULLs---
KIANNA BRADLEY S: I DID'NT KNOW THEY MADE s--- UP THERE TILL NOW KIANNA
BRADLEY S: IS IT ALL FAKE?
KIANNA BRADLEY S: WELL WHY DO THEY WANT ME TO MAKE UP s---? I HAVE ENOUGH
REAL DRAMA FOR THEM TO HAVE A GREAT SHOW!!!HAAHAA
Luzdedos1: what else are you doing? how's work?
KIANNA BRADLEY S: WORK IS GOING GREAT, ISTILL HAVE TO MEET W/ ELAGANT,
AND DION SEEMS REAL EXCITED ABOUT ME MEETING PATRICK. I'M DIRECTING
A SHOOT FOR A WEB-SITE THAT IS GOING UP IN 3 WEEKS ITS CALLED WWW.SENSUAL
SMOKE.COM
KIANNA BRADLEY S: IT'S WHERE GIRLS HAVE SEX AND GIVE BLOWJOBS WHILE
SMOKING WANNA JOB?
* jimmyD just got home from working in the porn mines
<xxxgen> JT - you have to see the Sopornos - it is the best
<jimmyD> it's my ode to the absurdness of this business
<JT27> goona try to find it... thanks Craig...
<xxxgen> Rob had me rolling on the floor!!! Too funny
<jimmyD> you've seen the sopornos, craig?
<xxxgen> Yeah - I loved it - Kylie sent it to me
<jimmyD> im thinking of doing the Luke F-rd story...it begins just before the moment of his death...as he's digging a hole in the desert...for himself
<J0HNG0TTI> opens with luke in the desert digging a hole praying to jesus...
<jimmyD> not jesus...i've decided that luke's going to convert to Buddhism
<jimmyD> hew will be saying mantras as he digs
<J0HNG0TTI> then it backtracks to his day in gay porn
<jimmyD> it's called "The Luke F-rd Story: or How I Finally Found the Mob in Porno and WIshed I Hadn't
<J0HNG0TTI> and he finds out its all a bunch of chasidic israelis
* Diablo^ thinks back to some incest at CES, and remembers Earl being there
<VideoEd> earl doesnt seem like the chat kind but then again neither does rob spallone and he visited us
<zoexxx> most guys in the biz have probably done gay
<jimmyD> all the girls have done gay
<zoexxx> earl and I are friends and he is nice
<Diablo^> Actually you cant fault Earl for the Teri Star / sister thing
<Diablo^> id do teri and her sister too
<J0HNG0TTI> the Luke F-rd project 2 years ago a christian australian shows up on the internet, loses his mind in cyberspace, drives to vegas for ces and is never seen again
<Diablo^> Would you shoot gay porn?
<jimmyD> uhmmm...i'd shoot gays...does that count?
<VideoEd> with your eyes closed of course
<VideoEd> jimmy: dont you know that we are trying to eliminate hate crimes
<jimmyD> there's more money in gay porn than straight porn..if i was more a whore than i am, i guess i'd shoot that s---
<J0HNG0TTI> what is the ratio of sales from gay to straight porn?
<jimmyD> its not the number of units sold..it's for what price..and gay s--- sells for quite a bit more at the wholesale end
<jimmyD> the gay guys are paid more than the girls however
<jimmyD> most gay guys get paid more to take it in the keester than, say, zoe does
<J0HNG0TTI> i wonder if their are gay pornstars that only do certain things, like the felecia of gay porn
<jimmyD> mostly they are broken into two groups: tops and bottoms
<VideoEd> i would hope they would pay someone more to take it up the ass then to f--- a chick
<Diablo^> guys that only do guys so they dont cheat on their girlfriends
<zoexxx> how much do gay guys make jimmy
<jimmyD> 1500 on up
<J0HNG0TTI> max is out, the new porn icon is keesterman!!!!
<jimmyD> i said 'on up'
<VideoEd> 1500 to take a 10 inch dick up the ass, hmmmm maybe they should start shooting those movies in prison where all they have to pay is a pack of newports
<J0HNG0TTI> zoe is contimplating a sex change.....
<zoexxx> jimmy you have no clue what i make
<jimmyD> actually zoe..you have no clue what i know
<Diablo^> im sure he has general idea
<jimmyD> and a contract is different...cuz some of that money is spread around signings and other s---
<jimmyD> so dont tell me you're the highest paid girl in the biz...guz i know yer boss pretty well
<zoexxx> nope wrong jimmy
<VideoEd> jimmy knows all
<VideoEd> and what he doesnt know, he finds out from l-keford.com
<l-keford> ds is a cheap jew! :)
<jimmyD> well..if you're getting paid what your hinting at...your in for a BIG wake up call when your contract is over
<jimmyD> no offense zoe...dont take it personal..i just know what the market bears
<zoexxx> you dont know s--- about me
<zoexxx> you think you
<jimmyD> ok zoe...youre the highest paid chic in the biz
<zoexxx> f--- you jimmy you are an asshole
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<VideoEd> jimmy is smooth like lotion
<jimmyD> guess i pissed her off
<MadisonFan> ruh roh
<J0HNG0TTI> i think so
<jimmyD> oh well
<JimGunn> What the hel did you say, he he
<jimmyD> probly read about it on luke tomorrow
<Diablo^> Zoe vs Jimmy
<VideoEd> he called her the highest paid chic in the biz
<MadisonFan> we needed a new grudge match anyway
<JimGunn> l-keford, you gotta at least cut and paste the logs so it kinda makes sense. The last logs you put up was so disjointed as to be unintelligble.
<VideoEd> yeah we get tired of bianca fighting everyone
<VideoEd> adam you owe me a lap dance because of my buddy Luke F-rd here
<JackEvil> "i'll only pitch not catch"
<J0HNG0TTI> new topic: <zoexxx> f--- you jimmy you are an asshole
<jimmyD> luke doesnt care...he sees it as posting a chat jigsaw puzzle
* jimmyD is a misunderstoof artist
<VideoEd> because my buddy luke here didnt post what we asked him not to post last night
<jimmyD> luke...rob sez you misquoted him
<l-keford> oy ve!
* jimmyD is rolling a fattie
<VideoEd> Kianna seems very happy with Earl now doesnt she
<VideoEd> she was like a little kid this morning
<jimmyD> is kianna bak with earl?
<VideoEd> jimmy dont you read l-keford.com
<VideoEd> i think they got back together last night
<jimmyD> i scan it
<VideoEd> she was messaging me this morning when i woke up
<jimmyD> someday im really gonna learn how to roll a proper joint...f---..only been doing it for 30 years or so
<VideoEd> i bought one of those job rollers once...bastard didnt work
<jimmyD> i hate it when some guy or chic can roll a perffect joint...and they do it one-handed
<jimmyD> i want a young chic who can roll a perfect joint and suck a perfect dick all the same time
<adamjm> such lofty heights to aspire for jim
<jimmyD> yep..and i'd prefer her to be asian and bi-sexual
* jimmyD is tearing apart the joint and starting over
* jimmyD wonders if zoe is making a jimmyD doll and putting pins in it
<jimmyD> hey luke...rob went to the Doo-Dah parade today not realizing it's a gay event
<XGigi> [Gigi Appleton, owner of Avalon Distributors] hey luke, went to GVA open house this weekend and as usual it was fab and first class
<l-keford> How was David STurman? Do you think he is gay?
* jimmyD waits for gigi to answer luke's piercing question
<JimGunn> Puh-lease, Luke dont you get tired of silly questions?
<XGigi> he was the perfect host and no he is not so quit lusting in your heart Lukey
<jimmyD> i aspire to someday be a perfect host
<XGigi> everybody was there and it was a hoot. great party on Thurs. night for customers and to visit. It was fun.
<jimmyD> that means gigi got toasted and cant remember a thing about thursday night
<XGigi> Jimmy... u have no manners therefore your host days are nil. Casn I call u a cunt in here, Jimmy?????
<Filmguy> as my appearances on Luke F-rd can be embarassing
<MadisonFan> only embarrassing if you make an ass out of yourself and a name change wont fix that
<XGigi> checked out sales on ultra old DIGiorgio films in GV warehouse and it is soooooo sad to see stacks of smart ass"s stuff sitting there
<jimmyD> you mean all those titles that you weren't a good salesman enough to sell, gigi?
<XGigi> got a complaint with Plaid, Doo. She said "remember I am home now and tomorrow u have to see me up close and gonad persnal so play nice Jimmy
<JimGunn> If your an editor filmguy, then you need to be sending me YOUR tape, right?
<jimmyD> hey luke...since you added the "cheap jew" remark to what i said please take credit for it
<Filmguy> Luke is Bridget Kerkove hot?
<adamjm> why you asking a fag if kerkove is hot
<XGigi> yo. I meant do u have a complaint with me on Plaid cuz I am da princess and bad sales slut o porn
<XGigi> Luke is GAY>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh my god, I am now suicidal
<Filmguy> gigi hook me up
<jimmyD> the sales whore of all time
<jimmyD> the bathsheba and mary magdalene of porn sales
<XGigi> really and id now dude or I will have my close friend Luke F-rd call his close friends Jimmy and Rob and they will dis you verbally in an east coast accent
<l-keford> leave the Jewfilmguy alone!
<jimmyD> and what's wrong with bitching??? ideas are over-rated ya know
<JimGunn> Who said he was Jewish
<l-keford> can't you tell, it is so obvious he is Jewish!
<Filmguy> must be my crooked nose
<MadisonFan> have we had any cool luke fans here yet? maybe that means something
<jimmyD> asking luke for help is like asking an arab for a snowball
<Filmguy> those who post get my props... those who sit back, only to chime in with insults need to go wank
<jimmyD> whats wrong with wanking????
<jimmyD> who the f--- is this guy????
<jimmyD> now he's putting down wanking
<JimGunn> Yeah i like wanking
<adamjm> who gives a f--- if we get your props
<jimmyD> that is SO gay
<Filmguy> nothing wrong w/wanking
<jimmyD> i make my living off of guys wanking
* JimGunn says he wanked just last night after prodding delaney to recount, in detail I might add, the tale of her first lesbian experience at 15 years old where she was seduced by her next door neighbor
<MadisonFan> id rather sit here quietly in the corner than get "props" from an asshole
<jimmyD> if it werent' for wanking...i'd be working at mcdonalds with jimgunn, zoe, and gigi
<Filmguy> wow, so hostile... doesn't wanking chill any of you guys out?
<l-keford> antisemitim
<jimmyD> now we;re being hostile we defend our right to wank
<JimGunn> Hey jimmy, I'd at least be managing that McDonalds
<jimmyD> antiwanketism
<Filmguy> antisementism
<adamjm> i love it when people act like assholes,piss people off then accuse people of being hostile
<JimGunn> You'd be doing fries and Zoe, well she wouldn't really have to work if she palyed her card right, he he.
<jimmyD> she, gigi, used to be sin city's national sales manager
<jimmyD> she used to own half of fallen angel
<jimmyD> avalon is a new distributor...7 months old
<jimmyD> but gigi's been around since Essex
<jimmyD> shes the Grand Dame of Porno Sales
<l-keford> how was your open house, matt, wink, wink :)
<Matt_Taylor> finally, i won some games
<l-keford> tink wink
<Matt_Taylor> it was open'
<Matt_Taylor> luke must be latent, not me
<Matt_Taylor> ask my children
<l-keford> make any big $$$$$$$ deals?
<Matt_Taylor> ive been called gay because i am so happy\
<Matt_Taylor> every day, luke
<jewporner> i think luke is gay
<adamjm> here here
<jewporner> he wants to suck dicks
<JimGunn> Luke's not gay he's just f---ed in the head
<jewporner> latent as a bitch
<adamjm> queer as a 3 dollar bill
<jewporner> haha
<l-keford> Today I probed Steve Hirsch, Paul Fishbein and Mark Carriere...full details at l-keford.com
<adamjm> for the FAKE news be sure to check out l-keford.com
<jewporner> thanks god, not me
<adamjm> and edited, out of order chat logs
<jewporner> i must be doing somehting rigt
<JimGunn> Yeah Luke I am RAEL fascinated by how much money thse guys have in escrow....
<jewporner> no news,is good news
<Diablo^> <JimGunn> Maybe you could learn and report their favorite colors for us too.
<l-keford> Hey jew, what is your favorite color, movies and do you enjoy walks on the beach?
<JimGunn> True Bob, ever since i have ben going onmy overseas adventures i hate to give an American girl $20 when I can get laid by a youngrr better looing babe for nearky the same money.
<jewporner> what is do damn dirty about a studip gir;
<jewporner> stupid girls are just plain stupid
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> but see, that's where your wrong.
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> If you KNEW what the hell you were talking about, you'd KNOW my name is from a SONG ....
<JimGunn> The envlope has been pushed- fisting, peeing it's all good now as opposed to the stuffy climate say five years ago..
<DirtyBob> the envelope should have been ripped in half years ago, Jimbo! It is unnecessary.
<XGigi> no, no no Jim San Diego is being busted for peeing in stores reg and no UX content, didn't you know?
<jewporner> you know what, if asdg cant stop i am out of here
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<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> I have no clue --
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> I dont know what the hell is problem is
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> I dont even know him.
<MikeSouth> lots of porners have lived at Hirsch's houses
<MikeSouth> I never expected fish's to be so intricate and involved
<MikeSouth> a look at Fish's tends to make me think theres a lot more there than meets the eye
* GoodDiablo 6feels his arms encircle13 Heaven_Leigh 6with affection. He looks up into her eyes with love and asks, "Wanna f---"???
<GoodDiablo> then get killed by heaven leighs husband :\
<Heaven_Leigh> YES TREAT MY LIKE A SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Heaven_Leigh> na he will watch( LOL)
<GoodDiablo> Heaven you bring the pussy, ill bring the nachos
* DirtyBob knows that Heavel Leigh's VERY understanding hubby would LOVE to watch Heaven give DB a lap dance. . .
<Heaven_Leigh> I will bring the pussy and the nachos you just bring the hard cock
* A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl takes4 zoexxx 13into her arms and kisses her lightly, tenderly... but breathlessly.. softly caressing her temples with his thumbs with oh so gentle pressure, his fingers delicately urge her lips to seek deeper meaning and intent...
<GoodDiablo> How much can i earn if became a gay performer?
<GoodDiablo> would i get big money to bottom?
<Meni> what's Luke get????
<GoodDiablo> if your not talking 6 figures ill pass :P
<BowWwow> this guy down the hall from me is apparently a gay porn star. One of my other neighbors told me that.
<GoodDiablo> dude at 6 figures after a few times your done, retirement. and there will be so few videos, who would see them?
<Jim_Gunn> Diablo, guys would post that s--- n l-keford.com just like Julian got busted for his faggotry
<Jim_Gunn> There's no escapingthe internet critics
<Jim_Gunn> The problem with these hypothetical scenarios is is just that- why on earth would soemone pay YOU to do that when they can get soemone else for $1000? I take anyone's answer to those "Would You Do It for $___ as suspect.
<Meni> I'm greek, it's in the genes
<GoodDiablo> id f--- almost any ass for a million, bring on ron jeremy
<MadisonFan-> it will be fun reading about all you homos on lukes site tomorrow
<Mastrick> Luke your journalism is absolutely shoddy today. What garbage...
<Mastrick> "Cheap Jew David Sturman" Now what kind of factual content is that?
<Mastrick> l-keford: "How was David Sturman? Do you think he is gay?"
<Mastrick> Now that's just simply inappropriate and total heresay
<GoodDiablo> Mast how else would he know if he didnt ask
<GoodDiablo> not that think hes gay in the least
<Mastrick> He asked and someone else said no.
<GoodDiablo> correct
<Mastrick> so you say f---in' nothing
<GoodDiablo> whats the big deal?
<GoodDiablo> he pput the answer tthey gave
<Jim_Gunn> Mastric if I haven't shamed Luke to kep on the straight and narrow with his journalistic practices, i doubt your scolding tonight will change him either
<Mastrick> That is not serious journalism
<l-keford> lol
<GoodDiablo> whoever said luke was serious journalism?
