Monday, November 15th, 1999
Laurie Holmes
John Holmes widow, Laurie Holmes, is suing William Amerson and VCA Labs for defamation. Her attorney Gregory Smith sent this fax to my sponsor FANtasticonline.com today:
"It has recently come to our attention that the above-referenced website, hosted by your server, republishes in full statements made by Mr. Amerson in the VCA documentary "WADD: The Life & Times of John C. Holmes." Since the statements are, we contend, defamatory - wholly false, unprivileged, and extremely injurious - republishing them may subject you and your company to liability for defamation... Accordingly we request that you immediately refrain from any and all reproduction of such statements. Note carefully that we are not urging you to regrain from reporting on Ms. Holmes' lawsuit; that could be done quite effectively, however, without enlarging Mr. Amerson's audience and without potentially axacerbating the harm suffered by our client.
"Your swift action is required. If it is determined that your republication of Mr. Amerson's hurtful and groundless accusations causes further injury to our client, we may be compelled to initiate legal action against your company."
XXX writes: Dear Luke: As something of an expert on the legal issues of slander and libel, please allow me to correct a few misconceptions where the Laurie Holmes lawsuit is concerned. You, and several of your readers, appear to be laboring under the false impression that Miss Holmes cannot possibly be defamed because of her reputation as a porn star and erotic dancer. Nothing could be further from the truth; the law holds that some abusive terms are libelous or slanderous per se, regardless of the character of the person attacked.
Libel, you should understand, requires some permanent form of defamation (such as a writing or a motion picture), and slander is defamation that is committed orally. In the case of the documentary in question, Miss Holmes has apparently been defamed in both regards. The law does, however, tend to hold public figures to a higher standard where libel and slander is concerned, and that's the only weak footing that I perceive for her as the plaintiff in the suit. The question of malice is also a very important one in cases of libel and slander. Did Bill Amerson speak ill of Miss Holmes with malice as his intent? If so, and if this can be proven through discovery, such as studying the camera masters of interviews for the film to see what remarks were made off the record but still on camera, then Holmes may have a very strong case indeed.
Another important question that could impact the Holmes lawsuit (providing it even makes it into the Halls of Justice) is the following: Was Laurie Holmes, as a participant in the documentary, provided the opportunity to rebut on-camera the allegedly defaming remarks made about her by Mr. Amerson and any others? If not, there may be trouble in Dodge City.
Webspyguy writes: Read with interest your post regarding the lawsuit involving you and Fantastic - holmes doesn't have a chance of suing these guys in Canada - I think its a publicity thing. Hoping to get more attention on your web site. Speaking of attention.... there seems to be a lot of favoritism on your site - Kendra Jade? Is it because she and Vasiloff are a couple? NJG obviously your female companion - Jim DiGiorgio has a tight relationship with Vasiloff so he gets in there... So does Vasiloff control who gets plugged? When he dumps Kendra - will you take on his new conquest as a mascot?"
Luke: "Yes."
Hotel Chain Pulls Porn PPV
From http://www.multichannel.com/daily/26d.shtml:
Irving, Texas -- Omni Hotels announced Wednesday that it is pulling all adult pay-per-view movies from rooms in its 40 hotels as its contracts with individual movie vendors expire. "The decision to remove the adult pay-per-view movies was morally and conscionably driven by the company's ownership in response to what it perceives as a growing need for corporate America to support family issues," the company said in a prepared statement.
I hear that www.adultstarsmagazine.com is about to be sold to Python.
ASM VP David Bernstein writes: "Hey Luke! Nice to hear from you again. You know, I didn't catch your site this morning until a co-worker mentioned that ASM was the first item mentioned on the Sunday column of Luke F-rd. Here's my response:
Ode to ASM
T’was six weeks before Christmas at ASM’s House,
And all was quiet, even the conference-room mouse.
Porn stars and staffers were taking their early winter snooze,
When someone said to Luke, “I’ve got gossip you can use."
As the story was told, it was ASM that’s being sold,
To Python Communications if I may be so bold.
Rumors are rumors until they’re confirmed,
So Luke called Dave Bernstein to see if he’d squirm.
No, said the ASM VP were not being bought,
Much to the contrary of what others may have thought.
Python’s our friend and business partner too,
And it’s all about money, not who owns who!
If you’ve seen our site, why in hell would we sell,
For it’s member sign-ups that we ring the corporate bell.
If you need more info, give me a call and ask,
I’ll be sure to assist you in this worthless rumor task.
ASM is alive and kicking,
That being said, have a nice Thanksgiving!
Joe writes: "Dear Luke, I have a funny thing to tell you about Bianca Trump. I attend college in the South Florida area. One night while out at a club my friends and I met a girl named Wendy a.k.a.. Bianca Trump. To make a long story short one of my good buddies ended up banging Bianca. To this day whenever she is horny she still calls my friend for a fun f---. The funny thing about the whole thing is that she does not think that we know who she really is. My friend also mentioned that she gives the best blow jobs in the world. This is 100% true."
Bianca says the story is not true. That she and her boyfriend do not share their bed, and that I should print real news, like her running over Brandy Alexandre's cat.
To quote Bianca verbatim: " i am leaving here...hollywood...i
just wanted to tell you that is bulls--- whar u wrote
John Decker Meets Nice Jewish Girl
Sunday night, Nice Jewish Girl was angling to meet her lust hero, John Decker. NJG writes to the porn stud:
Dear Mr. Decker:
I met your ex-wife Roxanne Hall last night at PST (porn star trading). She was very nice. I told her I had a "crush" of sorts on you and would like to interview you. I am friends with Luke F-rd, I am a real girl and not affiliated with porn at all. I know Luke e-mailed you because I asked him too, but when I asked him what he said I was disappointed so I thought I'd take it upon myself to e-mail you. Roxanne was kind enough to supply me with your e-mail when I told her that I would like to interview you. If you are curious as to who I am Luke has actually listed me on his site now under "stars" under G for girl, Nice Jewish Girl. Luke has only told me nice things about you and that you are an intelligent person. So, if this is acceptable, I would really like to interview you. I interviewed J.D. Considine for Luke, and Kendra Jade, James DiGiorgio and Brad from Dangerboy. Kendra Jade and I have become good friends from our interview as a matter of fact.
The NJG: so, I am anxious Luke!! I have to pee!
The NJG: lukey, what's happening? I am getting tired!
The NJG: look if he doesn't want to talk to me, ok!
The NJG: f--- luke, I am sleepy!
Luke: Around 9:30 PM, Luke arranged a threeway telephone conversation between NJG and her lust object. It ran until 11:30 when Luke went to bed.
Luke in PST: "NJG is sucking on John's cock."
JackEvil: "Jealous Luke?"
Luke: "
NJG writes: "Luke, you are soooo jealous, you know it, otherwise you wouldn't have said that, you are SO POSSESSIVE!! LOL!! Anyways, John DID call me two minutes after we talked with you and we talked till 3:30 a.m., just me and him!! He is so cool! And handsome! The best looking str8 guy in porn. And he has a degree (not like us!). Oh I didn't go to work today because I was too tired from talking with John. I called and told them I was ill, and thank goodness, my sweet boss believed me. John is a very deep thinker and is very intelligent. I am impressed."
NJG: Luke I have info that Chris Noth, the hunk from Sex And The City
on HBO is gay. Are you interested?
Luzdedos1: ok, sure, write something about your chat with john decker,
did you masturbate ?
NJG: no, I was tired! God you are crude! You know what though? I put
it on that Chris Noth board that he's gay, you know where they flamed
me? LOL, they are gonna have a conniption, esp. since it is ME telling
them their beloved is gay.
Luke: John Decker called me this morning and we're going to have lunch. He loves me more than he loves you.
Fred writes: Well, Luke, your conversion to Judaism is going well. You are now an official yenta, having matched NJG with Mr. Decker. Of course, I assume Mr. Decker is a goy, and therefore tref. (Tsk, tsk. Does NJG know this?)
I would like to know whether NJG said to Decker, "Let me take you away from all of this!" and rescue Decker from the sordid world in which he lives. (Of course, if the answer to that question was no, did Decker say to NJG, "Let me take you away from your dull world, and come to the sordid world in which I live!" If so, did NJG say "yes"?)
BTW, the reform rabbi you're chasing may say, "Luke, let me take you away from all of this!" If she does, will l-keford.com become a thing of the past? (They don't call 'em "reform" for nothing, you know.)
I guess I'll have to stay tuned to the Luke F-rd soap opera and match making Co. for further details.
Luke: John Decker is Jewish though not orthodox. Yes I would give up l-keford.com for a loving rabbi.
Kendra Jade Banned From PST
There was a "Tempest in a PST-Pot" (JD) when Diablo1504 last week banned Kendra Jade from IRC channel PornStar Trading. Kendra had told Nice Jewish Girl that she once went out with Diablo and he used to be in the army and is white, not black like he told NJG.
I hear that Kendra and Diablo were once lovers.
Brandy Alexandre writes Luke: "So, Diablo banned Kendra Jade PsT just for telling the truth? Yes, he did date her and definitely had sex with her. So many people in the industry knows this it's ridiculous to deny. Goes back to my original complaint that I was banned for no reason other than my presence caused another person to behave against the sacred rules, so instead of banning her for her hillbilly behavior I had to go. But that's their lame excuse. The real reason I had to go, and if you look in the archives this is confirmed by Mike South, is because of *my* alleged anti-free speah attitude from when I banned you, Luke, when you hadn't said anything--your mere presence annoyed me. Aye! There's the hypocrisy! They can do it to me, and now to Kendra, but it was a horrible sin for me to do it to you. It should be noted that you are permitted in any chat in which I am an op. What's PsT's excuse?"
Luke held a threeway call with Kendra and NJG Sunday night and we found out that Kendra was not allowed on PST. This caused a huge debate between Mike South, Jim Gunn, James DiGiorgio and company. Mike insisted that PST's constitution be followed along the lines of "original intent of the founding fathers" while all the other porners, particularly Gunn, thought the sacred document should be more flexible and change with the times.
The beginnings of trouble between Kendra and PST stretch back several times to an instance when Jade called PST favorite Roxanne Hall a "cunt." Operator VideoEd then banned Jade for months. Jade recently resurfaced on PST as reported exclusively on l-keford.com five days ago.
Luke experienced the groundbreaking moment live with Kendra who was sure that she was banned. She wasn't, and broke through on to PST for about 40 minutes of graceful banter.
Jade felt tired Sunday night. She has lots of washing to do Monday. She'd just returned from "shaking my ass in Michigan for a bunch of drunk guys."
Constitutional stickler Mike South, fresh from brawling about ATM fees with NJG, said: "Videoed owns the channel and has proven himself fair and beyond reproach.
"I seem to remember that Kendra got banned for continuously leaving saying 'f--- you guys I am never coming back.'"
"When he's sober," adds DiGiorgio.
Gunn: "It sounds like a bunch of bs, i really don't have any stake in Kendra being here, I just have a "hunch" that this is all bs."
Delaney Daniels: "I don't think that because of "pornstar" status anyone should have a right to come in and be an ass, simply because they without threat of being banned ( not saying anything about KJ, I don't know the story there~Just adressing banning pornstars in general).
James DiGiorgio: "You dealing with a dyed-in-the-wool anti-establishment type here (with me) so the whole OP concept i'm not too keen on.... all im sayin is, if i would pick one op who shouldnt be involved in the banning of KJ, or BT or some others..it'd be diablo...and i like diab..but that's my opinion.
"I love a good catfight...so her calling roxanne a cunt, in my opinion...is entertainment."
Sultana: "Luke in case you are wondering and logging that is, Diablo didn't ban Kendra, he just reinforced a ban ED made on Kendra. The reason Kendra even got in the channel is because she used a different ip..she is banned in chain serv and the bot when its here."
Find the complete PST log here.
Whatever happened to Alexandre Quinn? Last I knew she was hanging around with a "John Ferrari" in Houston. She did outcall service. I hear that John is back in LA and has left Quinn after 18 months together.
XXX: "This guy is a pimp. He goes around finding good looking girls... He's tall, about 6'1, an ex-baseball player. Good looking dude.
"Rodney Moore is getting big. Have you seen his website, www.rodneymoore.com? And he is so ugly, how can girls go to bed with that guy?"
Photographer Johnny Castano waxed nostalgic Monday morning: "Allison Kilgore was the first girl to pee for me for Hustler's Busty Beauties."
Future Porn Stars
"MarMac" wrote: >As we come to the end of the year (and the millenium) who do you guys look >for to break out as the next superstar of porn for 2000? I have a few that I >think are poised:
Pat Riley: If you mean by "superstar" someone like Jenna then you're barking up the wrong tree. None of these girls have the requisite plasticized look nor the obligatory cement-filled boobs although the latter can be remedied.
>1. Aspen Brock - very beautiful and vulnerable looking girl next door type.
PR: Beautiful? Don't think so. Vulnerable, neither. Didn't we vote her the porn star most likely to commit suicide?
>2. Sky - very iffy now that she is with Vivid. Still generates a lot of >heat. Party girl extrordinaire!
PR: If "party girl" means used up, you're right. I understand she already has two kids.
>3. Vivi Anne - I think this girl is going to be one of the BIG stars of >tomorrow. A real dynamo!
PR: A big weight problem leading me to think that she was pregnant in one movie. She won't screw anyone other than J.J. Michaels, her husband.
>4. Alison Kilgore - she needs to find the right genre. Perhaps Seymore could >help her out!
PR: Wasn't she 14 weeks pregnant a month or so ago? Pumping out another to add to her already existing litter of two. Another one who has a weight problem and, although she has cantaloupes they're not big or rigid enough to make her a superstar.
>5. Bridgette Kerkove - I think she if on the verge of breaking out! Very >good in Gang Bang Angels #5
PR: Nice little body but an ugly face especially with her bee-stung lips. Have you seen her taste in men (Skeeter)? Besides, after all those guys in GBA #5, she's doubtless brimming with viruses, bacteria, and parasites. As an aside, the best thing about GBA #5 was the extensive "filming of" footage that followed the end credits. That's "best thing" in terms of most interesting; it removed any shred of eroticism from the movie itself. All those parolees standing around trying to keep hard and Bridgette's little problems with Mexican food. The clothed girl who watched the proceedings and joked with the guys was prettier than Bridgette. Anyone know who she was?
>6. Anastasia Blue - this girl will probably be the Mila of the next >millenium. She can get nasty!
PR: Yeah, she sure can. Just what I like associating with in my dreams: nasty people.
Meeting in Torah
Jews from all of the three major Judaic movements (Reform, Conservative and Orthodox) will study Torah together on Monday, November 15 across America. In Los Angeles, Jews will meet at 1950 Sawtelle Blvd at 7:30 PM. The topic is "Torah and Turkey: Spiritual Preparations For Thanksgiving... About being Jewish and American." Join Luke as he studies sacred texts and tries to pick up chix. That female rabbi who spoke at Temple Sinai Friday night was really cute and she maybe enough to bring me back from the dark side. Email Luke tips on seducing brunette liberal Conservative female rabbis.
Luke's next book will be, "The Rabbi Who Shagged Me: A Probing Portrait of Reform Judaism."
Rumdar writes: "Luke..Welcome back. It is great to have You, N.J.G. and Kendra on one page again. As for banging brunette, liberal or conservative female Rabbis. Well, let us not forget that whatever the political affiliation these are still Jewish women. I suggest spending lots of money. Don't leave home without your credit card."
Louis writes: As to the Jewish Singles events,... dude, beware. I hooked up with one FRUM [religious] gal and the "marriage" bulls--- started in immediately. She wanted a husband. I'm not opposed to marriage, but it should come naturally. When it's forced it's doomed for failure.
As to sex with porn stars... I must know. Do you get a lot? Isn't it partially disgusting? I know when I'm with regular women who've had a lot of partners I'm already a bit wary, I can imagine porn stars might just gross me out completely. I'm all for raunchy sex, but it's best when with a real person. Your thoughts?
As to Jews in porn, the fact Mark Wallice is Jewish makes me want to convert to Christianity.
Speaking of Christianity, how passionate can any religion founded on the concept of a "virgin" be? When sex = dirty, repression is inevitable. For the Church to survive and thrive in the 21st century, it must embrace human sexuality between two loving partners. As Judaism, for the most part, does.
Getting It On With A Rabbi
by Peter Luther Christian
Tell her that you first became attracted to Judaism when you first achieved great material success several years ago as an internet entrepeneur. Your IPO was successful beyond anything you ever imagined, and yet left you feeling hollow inside. That is when you felt the tug of the torah. Now, however, you find that you are very lonely, that so many women seem to want you only for your wealth that you have forgotten how to trust others, and that you fear you might drift off alone. This will appeal to her maternal instincts, and well as to her yiddishe neshama. Also, do not forget the sheet with the hole in it - and make sure it is a really big hole!
Luke Is Funny
The media criticism site www.cursor.org lists Luke F-rd under its humor links along with Dave Barry, Dilbert, Inc., Matt Drudge, Will Durst, Jules Feiffer, Michael Feldman, Bob Harris, Larry King, Quayle 2000, Harry Shearer, Jenn Shreve, Tom Tomorrow.
Did anyone see the following program on the History channel in August? "FBI: The Untold Stories: SULTAN OF SMUT (Dramatization) Atlanta was America's porn capital in the 1970s, and Michael Thevis was the kingpin. Though suspected of murder, arson, and extortion, he paid his way out of jail and ordered a hit on his former right-hand man and FBI star witness. After threatening an FBI agent, he's put on the 10 Most Wanted List."
Does Tennessee porner Mike Skokolo = Mike Thevis Jr? A Mike Skokolo owns a bunch of stores up there (TN) and a 421 Corp based in Atlanta.... The 421 is almost certainly a shell and Skokolo has GOT to be a fictitious name. I know that Thevis Jr has had conversations and dealings with Michael Morrison. I also know that Morrison has tried to buy VCA on a couple of occasions. I do know that Skokolo is NOT Michael Morrison...or at least the guy who claims to be Skokolo is not.
Brandy Alexandre on Extra
Tabloid TV show Extra interviewed retired porn star Brandy Alexandre at her apartment Friday about her recent loss of job at Forest Lawn Memorial Parks.
"They were over here for hours," says Brandy. "I gave them so much stuff that I'm concerned they are just going to focus on porno.
"We shot the full interview about what happened. I was interviewed by Phil Shuman. Then we did some stuff over on my computer. Had my resume on screen and showed me typing. And then my website. We showed the credit roll for "Best Butt in the West," produced and directed by Brandy Alexandre. And I pulled out a whole box of my movies.
"After they left, I started thinking, 'they've got my computer website, my porn tape Best Butt, my porn collection... I think I gave them a bit too much on that side. They might just start out with all of that and say porn, porn, porn, porn... And then to Phil Shuman's question, 'don't they have a right to be concerned about their image?' It could turn out really bad. I'm worried about it.
"They seemed like friends. One of the grips that was here worked with Patti Rhodes on "Rainwoman," when I was a PA (production assistant). The camera guy was very friendly and the producer, a woman, was a doll. She thought it was all great. She took some movies with her. They're going to use a clip or two. She said, 'oh gosh, can I borrow these? For my husband?'
"Off camera they asked if I had pursued a lawsuit, and I said I had spoken to Gloria Allred's firm but they turned it down.
"I don't know what to think. It is going to air sometime this week."
Luke: "Just because they were nice, that doesn't mean anything. I'm nice to people too."
Brandy: "Yeah, and then you stab them in the back.
"I told the Extra crew before Phil Shuman came that when we do the reverse and the camera is on him: Several years ago.... You know I write a lot of complaint letters. I was writing too many of them so I had to balance them by doing something nice for someone else. I picked Phil Shuman when he was working for NBC News. And I sent secret admirer cards and left secret friend messages on his voicemail... So I told him on camera, 'years ago you received cards and messages from me... I was your secret admirer.' He seemed worried but when I explained why, that it was to counterbalance my complaints to other people, he found it funny."
Luke has made an appointment to interview Keisha on Friday.
BrandyAlx1: I hear NJG's getting shunned, if not banned, from PsT for voicing more opinion that Mike South is accustom to hearing from a woman.
Lynne L-patin writes: Dear Goddess: I have a fledgling porn star who would like to see your picture. He is a NGG (Nasty German Guy) with bulging biceps etc., and a big uncut German dick. He might appeal more to your taste than Luke, although some are after Luke to "buff up." This guy will be on line for Hustler soon, but meanwhile you could have him all to yourself.
Dear NJG: Actually I was thinking more like forming something like the JDL, only for Luke's personal bodyguard & safety. I wanted to do it for the last VSDA, and I'm concerned about CES. Just because a person is meek and abhors personal violence doesn't mean they deserve to be threatened by it.
Dear David Sturman:
Careful perusal of l-keford.com will teach one just about everything one wants to know about porn. I didn't realize there was a special Kosher version, but does it really help to have Reichian orgone boxes [t'fillin] taped to your forehead? Anyway, if Sin City hasn't forwarded my movie on to you when next I am in Chatsworth, I will get it back to show Luke, because he is even funnier quoted out of context than he is in the actual interview, and he appreciates seeing himself whenever possible. I didn't start taking Xanax until after the jail incident (although my husband began taking it when he was first diagnosed with cancer). I started taking Dxxxx last April after Bruce's stroke but stopped a few weeks after his death. A much better drug, especially if the supply is unlimited, but of course, it never is. I let Jef Hickey inherit most of them and eventually Dave Hardman's brother o.d.'d on the rest. Xanax is very incident specific, and so good for things like "going to court." In the long run, I would prefer to live a life with far less pain, but can't really expect that for awhile. Bruce and I were very close for a long time, and really had an egalitarian marriage. We were just beginning to work together when he was diagnosed. Certainly I would hope to recover from the stress. It would be nice to become healthy again and have another twenty productive years -- I was just getting going when Bruce needed me more for awhile than anything or anyone else.
David, you are so cute with your grey hair and tight buttocks. Just adorable. Do you swing? Please know that my love for you knows no limits. I imagine you holding me in your arms and reading passages from the Torah in perfect Hebrew. Then you and the two Chabad rabbis can strap on your t'fillin and gang rape me. Make me your bitch. I want it bad. BTW, when I show up to your home with my loaded gun, please don't call the police. I'm harmless. Your girlie girl, Lynne.
Today "Chaim Amalek" is a quiet New Yorker in good standing living in middle class obscurity on Manhattan's famed Upper West Side. Neither his manner of dress, appearance, nor his mien indicate that he is anything other than a typical Upper West Sider. He buys his bagels at H&H Bagels, his pastrami at Zabars, and his books at Barnes and Noble. He occasionally attends lecture at Columbia or the New School, and looks forward to the day when Hilary Clinton is his senator, people of color are no longer oppressed, and abortion is free for those who need it. Yet in the early 1980's, Chaim (working under a professional name that I have promised not to reveal) achieved a brief but intense level of fame among the elite of porn for his artistic vision and skill, and on both sides of the camera.
Chaim was a victim of his own success. So effective was his work with the starlets of the day, that each film was thought to be the zenith of what could be achieved with her, a standard that could never be equaled, let alone surpassed. Consequently, every woman he chose to work with felt no point in continueing in the field and retired. Very quickly, Chaim began depleting the pool of desirable actresses and suppressing demand, as his few films were sufficient for the libraries of all but the most jaded and dissolute of viewers. This state of affairs was very troubling to the forces then (and now) in control of porn, who made it very clear that he could either retire to obscurity or to the bottom of the East River. Chaim chose the former.
Today, he is an occasional contributor to the Luke F-rd website, offering Luke his spiritual guidance on issues that every Jew must contend with in life. A small sample of his personal correspondense with Luke follows.
Reb Shimon Saadi writes: "Everything that I and others write to you is the ultimate bit of mental Onanism. We write this strictly for ourselves, knowing that virtually no one actually goes to your web site to read this stuff. Instead, they direct their browsers to l-keford.com to read about whichever woman they jerked off to the other day. A sad state of affairs."
Fred writes: "Your friend, Mr. Amalek made an odd joke about your becoming a Satmar. (As you know, they are an extremely orthodox Hassidic sect.) Hassidic sects tend to get their name from the city in Eastern Europen from which they originate. According to a Wall Street Journal article on the Satmars a number of years ago, the Satmars get their name from the city of Satmar in Romania. The word "Satmar", in Romanian, means Saint Mary. Thus, one of the most rigidly orthodox Hassidic sects is actually named after Saint Mary. Strange but true.
"Here's one piece of advice for courting the reform rabbi: don't tell her about your web site. No reform rabbi could possibly be that reform."
David Aaron Clark writes: "A flood of cheap, cookie-cutter bulls--- featuring a sorry crew of girls -- it's nice to see that it's not just the saner folks on this side of the camera who are depressed and alarmed by the lack of attractive and enthusiastic girls in the business at this point. I'm not going to speculate on the reason for the terrible lack of talent coming into the SoCal porn biz at this point (that's another thread), but there's no doubt it's a major problem."
Chosen1446 writes: "I saw a guy post that Cassidy had the biggest butt, and I saw another guy on Luke F-rd say Cassidy maybe had the greatest ass he'd ever seen. A lot of the actors she worked with liked her too. I think she only dances now topless, although according to the Internet Movie Database, she made a few recent movies. If she doesn't come out of retirement, can't you just put her in your mags? Monopolize her ass please like Gent? Did with Susie Sparks, and create a fan club. I personally think her best movie was "Buttman vs. Buttwoman" because of the long exposure time. One can truly appreciate her butt size from watching the movie. But, now theres another fake Cassidy pornstar so understand who I'm talking about."
XXX: "It's still biz as usual at American Arts, Parliament News...sans the late Paul Wisner. Like most of the porn biz, clear ownership of companies is unclear.
"Wisner's son is too stupid to take over Parliament News. Wisner treated his son like s---. Wisner's right arm is Steve Goldenberg."
Johnny Castano: "Steve is the cheapest guy I've ever seen. He's always trying to Jew you down."
Porner says: "Craig Vasiloff is an idiot. He goes into Porn Star Trading like a f---ing pimp, trying to get everybody to write for his f---ing magazine. That guy from Capitol News had to set him straight that there's no need for any more adult magazines. But Craig claims, 'Ours isn't porno. Everyone is going to want to buy this because it's new. It's Maxim meets adult entertainment. And notice how he tries to hit up the distributor. Craig was like a kid. And the guy was like, oh yeah, I'll be in touch. And Jew porner Steve Hirsch says, I've never heard of you. I think you're full of s---. And I recall you getting a helluva lot of nude shots... And then Craig boasts about that Serenity layout in issue two. Sounds like a porno mag to me."
Lynne L-patin phoned at 12:30PM: "Everybody's nice. No fear, no paranoia, no valium."
Luke: "Then you should get back into the adult magazine business."
Lynne: "If I had a magazine right now, I'd compete with AVN. AVN is always three months late.
"Your friend Craig is an internet designer. Why would he want to do something as archaic as a magazine when he has the technology to do the internet?"
Luke: "He thinks a magazine is more prestigious."
Lynne: "A porno magazine? Come on. A porno magazine is more prestigious than what? Some people jack off in the bathroom, and they don't have internet access. We used to say, 'why buy a magazine when you could buy a video?' Because you can take a magazine in the bathroom. That's where you jack off, right?
"I thought David [Sturman] was shy. What does his wife do while he sits there and plays porno with you?"
Luke: "Raises the three kids. Much of her family works for David."
Lynne: "So he spends all day playing with the computer?"
Luke: "No, he works hard."
Lynne: "That's mandatory... But does he have a job?"
Luke: "Yeah, he runs GVA West."
Lynne: "That's been on autopilot for 20 years. So he works out, comes into his office, buys suits and types sex on the computer? What a life.
"What do you think of me doing phone sex?"
Luke: "You could do that."
Lynne: "They offered me a job right before Bruce got sick with cancer... They always need people to do that... I want to concentrate on keeping the house because good living space is hard to find.
"I've seen a photo of Mike Albo and he looks fat. But what he did to Jeff Hickey, I can't forget."
Luke: "He embarrassed him on GeneRoss.com?"
Lynne: "Oh no. He did something far worse. He asked Jeff Hickey to drive out to East Los Angeles and run an errand for him and then Jeff Hickey's car broke down. And he didn't want to help him out. So Jeff called me because I have Autoclub. So I go out to rescue Jeff in the car and we're waiting for the Autoclub. Meanwhile, he's kicking something. Some substance, right, he's Jeff Hickey. So we go to McDonalds because that's where he wants to eat. I pay. And he baughs all over the sidewalk. And the Autoclub comes, puts his car in the thing, and drives us home. How did your thing come out? Did your mommy rescue you?"
Luke: "No, when Mike dropped me off in East LA, I took a $50 taxi ride home."
Luke Speaks To Skeptics
Luke will be speaking on his book "A History of X" Sunday morning, December 19, in West Los Angeles at The Center for Inquiry-West. It is the West Coast headquarters for CSICOP (Committee for the Scientific Investigation of Claims of the Paranormal) publisher of Skeptical Inquirer magazine, and the Council for Secular Humanism, publisher of Free Inquiry magazine. www.cfiwest.org.
Porn star Chaim Amalek (formerly married to porner Cindy Plenum) writes from New York: "First off, congratulations on being selected to speak before CSICOP. While I presently prefer The Skeptic to The Skeptical Inquirer, I am very impressed. I used to go to CSICOP meetings. This is easily the most impressive bit of Luke F-rd news to appear on your web site since I first became aware of it, easily beating knowing any porner for increasing your intellectual stature. Seriously, you should Kvell (yiddish for "brag") about this to all of the jewish men at your temple that you want to date. (You ARE still gay, aren't you?)
"Finally, about the porn star stuff. I was amazed that you did not pick up on this before. You knew that I was a New Yorker, one of the Chosen Few, so how could you not have known that I was also a porn star? Of course, I was pretty young at the time, and ever since I let word get out that I was only ** years old when I made those movies with Annie Sprinkle, Karen Finley, Amy Dworkin (Andrea's niece), Cindy Plenum and the rest of the gang, my work vanished down the memory hole. So far down the memory hole, in fact, that no one ever mentions my name. You would think that the Torah itself forbade these jews from even mentioning me while discussing the milestones of porn. (Not that these people care about the Torah, but who can tell?) Ingrates! Most of these characters would still be marginal players living on the outer edges of society were it not for me."
Zev Baeck writes: "That Talk chick who wants to talk to your readers, is she hot looking? If she is, I want to meet her, so that I can gain entre into the world of Tina Brown and that crowd. I want to go to their parties, screw their women, eat their food, regale them with my stories, and recruit them for my new cult. This journalist is the key. I would appreciate it if you mentioned me as someone with especially deep insights into your being. In exchange for this, I will tell her pretty much any damn thing you want me to, so long as it does not compromise my strategic goals."
Luke: Not "Talk" but "Jewish Women's Monthly."
Zev: "The JWM? Oy vey, that changes everything. Don't get me wrong - I have lots of respect for the plucky Jewish monthly. I have quoted from it, extolled its virtues and feel that it is the most honest and the best written ethnic publication of its type around, especially as concerns Jews. But as far as buzz goes, or the ability to pierce the world of the elites of Manhattan, well, as they say around here, "fuhgettaboudit". Luke, you have to try harder at getting the attention of the mainstream press. If Mike Albo had beaten you up in front of the Anti-Hate Museum of LA, that would have done it (if you had it on tape). Announcing that your are gay is not enough. Getting sued by porners is not enough (woof! woof!). And the JWM is not enough, especially since no one in LA has ever even heard of it. I still say you need to use your porn groupies (assuming there are any lookers among them) to set honey traps for mainstream journalists and the Hollywood Gdolim (a term I picked up from the JWM). By the way, just what are you going to talk about at the CSICOP meeting? The nexus between your work and their concerns is not immediately apparent."
Luke woke up this morning after a passionate night and turned over in his bed to blonde Swedish porn star Linda Thoren and announced, "I'm Thor."
"You're Thor," replied Linda. "I'm so thor I can hardly pith."
Later, Luke got this letter from "Tomas Gabriel Santiago," a name similar to that of the ex-boyfriend of blonde Sin City girl Linda Thoren.
The letter is a FAKE but I'll publish it anyway:
Dear Mr. Ford,
I read in a recent chat transcript where Linda Thor stated that there was "no drama" in the breakup of our relationship. Perhaps this is true for her, although there were aspects which held more than enough for me. I dont want to sound as though Im filled with bitterness or resentment, it's certainly not her fault that we are seperated, it was simply the pressures surrounding her many lives which finally began to manifest themselves. If these could only have been resolved then I would have happily taken my place at her feet. Of course we have had "tiffs" before, but these were easily resolved. My complete capitulation, and perhaps some public humiliation, would restore our relationship, however there were signs that this time things were different.
At first these were so subtle that they were easily overlooked...small things like: She would come home and forget to mention that she had unprotected sex with five or six people that day, and so I might want to brush my teeth after we made love, or that a recent sexual partner had been diagnosed with aids, and I might be battling another fatal disease. But as things worsened her distraction became intolerable, she would come home and go straight to bed, without bothering to denegrate me at all, and in public I made decisions openly and blatantly, without eliciting so much as a cross word. Now I admit that after ten years I should have absolutely no pride, god knows she has done her best, but these slights were more than I could stand. Honestly, how could I hold my head up when attending social functions since everyone knew what was going on? I could never look the other "boys" in the eye again. But enough excuses, we are seperated because I did the unthinkable, I voiced my displeasure. An unpardonable sin, and rightly so. After all, the guidelines for our relationship were set long ago, and these trivial issues were not worth mentioning compared to "all she has done for me". My fault entirely. I hope this didnt bore you, what with all the weighty matters being discussed here, I just wanted to set the record straight. Of course there was drama, and if there had been none, she would have invented some.
Tomas Gabriel Santiago
P.S. I can only pray that the sarcasm is not too subtle for the intended audience.
Linda Thoren tells Luke: "Luke: Hehe, not ONE word is true. Tomas and me talk by phone everyday. I hope you understand that the letter is a fake. But it was kind of funny to read it. I have saved it for Tomas...he is gonna have real fun reading it..."
Luke tells Tomas Gabriel Santiago: "Wonderful letter. Stay in touch. You offer important insights."
Tomas: "(If you were serious about my letter being insightful, then you dissapoint me. In hopes that your reply smacked of genuine sarcasm, and you are truly searching for insight, I write this.)
"Dear Mr. Ford,
"Thats just it, although the pain and heartache are real, so is the love. Beyond that which most human beings are priveledged enough to have even dreamed about. I thank you for your invitation to stay in touch, but in truth it's doubtful. If this was an overture to perhaps, "gathering some dirt" ( I beg your forgiveness sir, but your reputation precedes you :-)from a jilted lover, then I would dissappoint you Im afraid. And although I admit I find your work fascinating, ( Assuming this was a genuine offer) I am short on time and have work of my own left to do. Besides, I have this nagging feeling that yours may be the most insightful perspective of all, and if I were to engage in the "describe Lukes ?-sexuality game which has been taking place, I would say, that if Luke were to come out of the closet and display his homosexuality openly, then we would see him with some of the worlds most beautiful women.
"I'll leave a forwarding address in case Ive won anything (smiling). In any event, the sarcastic, heartbroken lover is at most a facet, and certainly not an aspect of myself which would ever dictate my actions, and so from me, or with me she is safe. If you are truly seeking insight, perhaps this will help. A lifetime ago I tried blinding myself to myself. I could not re-concile the idea that a mind ruled by intellect could also be inhabited by the dark individual who emerged on stage, or who painted macabre gothic visages for days at a time, and so I tried drowning in a sea of alcohol, drugs and sex. There is no more tortured soul in the universe, than the person illuminated by their own transparency. When I met her, I was consumed with empathy, and eventually this filled the hole in my spirit. Is this love? I dont know. Did it become love? On a higher level than I knew existed. An extremely wise individual once said to me, "the way to gain patience, is to pretend that you already have it". Maybe this is what happened with us, two people who feign intimacy for so long, perhaps stumble on it, or at least on the outskirts. Again, I dont know. I hope that helps you on your quest, you seem to be an individual with an answer in search of the question which spawned it. In closing I'd like to say that I believe your site and writing in general to be in extremely poor taste, which is to say that I enjoy it immensely and sincerely hope you continue in your work."
Session Start: Mon Nov 15 09:53:32 1999
<Newporn> Luke: How's that sexual orientation issue?
<l-keford> conflicted
<WarmProp> luke what makes this channel so interesting to you that you're writing 'news' about? it's a bit silly.
<Newporn> Let's talk about trends. What's going to be the hot new thing in porn next milennium? Closed-mouth cum shots? Bukake? The 250,000 man gangbang?
<Newporn> I want to see it go the other way -- I want to see Steve Hatcher take on 100 or more pro/am porn girls. Could you be interested Jem?
<SweetJem> nope :)
<Newporn> So I guess we shouldn't jump up and get Steve on the phone. Too bad, lots of potential in this idea...
<Newporn> Gotta' run kids. The net is dark and deep and there's miles to go before I sleep. Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful.
<MadisonFan-> for the record, l-keford was part of a netsplit and no one did anything to him, and the netsplit did NOT happen cuz hes jewish or gay, thank you
<Sultana^> Luke in case you are wondering and logging that is ,,,Diablo didn't ban Kendra ,,he just reinforced a ban ED made on Kendra the reson Kendra even got in the channel is because she used a different ip..she is banned in chain serv and the bot when its here
<WarmProp> like someone reading it goes "hmm, now this is *really* interesting!"
<WarmProp> "some people on some... channel (i dunno what it is but sure sounds fascinating) have... BANNED some one else there. I wonder what it means? definately a story worth following!"
<mnc_tech> i just watched my first kobe tai movie
<mnc_tech> blue motel
<mnc_tech> and i was SUPER f---ING SURPRISED
<WarmProp> yea
<mnc_tech> HER PUSSY IS LIKE WHITE WOMAN'S PUSSY
<mnc_tech> I THOUGHT ASIAN CHICKS WERE SLIT HORIZONTALLY
<mnc_tech> AND THAT THEY HAD AN EXTRA MUSCLE *DOWN THERE*
<mnc_tech> WHAT?!?!
<SweetJem> why are you yelling
<Andman> why are you screaming, mnc_tech?
<MadisonFan-> mnc- lose the caps
<WarmProp> shut the f--- up you moron
<mnc_tech> yeah yeah
<SweetJem> what the hell is he talking about
<WarmProp> bringing your infinite wisdom here again, mnc?
<mnc_tech> stop being mean to me
<mnc_tech> I'M A GENIUS
<mnc_tech> you know how god damn creative i am?
*** mnc_tech was kicked by MadisonFan- ( cool off asshole ... 10min tempban )
<WarmProp> "Diablo is innocent"? hehehe
<WarmProp> he in jail or something?
<xxxgen> Luke: got the fax from the lawyer today
<xxxgen> very 'unthreatening' - one has to wonder why bother?
<mnc_tech> you gotta pitch my ideas to someone
<mnc_tech> i am a true genius
<mnc_tech> an artist
<mnc_tech> and the the internet is my canvas
<xxxgen> yeah - you and NJG
<l-keford> mnc_ they just give you a hard time because you are jewish and gay.
<MadisonFan-> that guy, kid i think, is most annoying guy not banned from here
<Andman> wow, all that gay and jew hysteria in here in the last few days
<xxxgen> it's all Luke and NJG
<MadisonFan-> doubt the ban on kendra will be lifted
<xxxgen> too bad - XXXgen is going to host the web version of this chat - Kendra is our centrefold - think many would come just to talk with her
<SweetJem> i wonder if the thought of saying she is sorry has crossed her mind
* MadisonFan- sits quietly
<xxxgen> funny - I just got this Craig, I'd be interested in talking to you about xxxgen. You can talk to Mike South about me currently I put together Adult Stars Magazine.
<MadisonFan-> the stuff about kendra is hysterical
<xxxgen> doesnt seem ban-worthy thoough
<MadisonFan-> theres way more to it then whats on lukes site
<xxxgen> whatever - Kendra is a honey and I gotta say ban's suck
<MadisonFan-> well, you dont know how she was in here, b- bans dont suck in general
<xxxgen> Madison - i don't know the whole story - just that I luv Kendra to death man - she's been nothing but great with me
<xxxgen> Mad - no problem - I feel bad for her - hate to see people slamming anyone other than Luke
<xxxgen> yeah - not sure exactly which stores but we have 40,000 units going to the US
<xxxgen> 5,000 in Canada plus an additional 15,000 direct mail
<AtomicBom> Hey folks. Hi MF. Have all of you heard the news re. the first court-ordered banishment of an individual from a Newsgroup?
<xxxgen> l-keford from rame???
<AtomicBom> XXXgen, that's the upside to the ruling: there are some that may think twice before posting, possibly even Luke. However, the downside is way big
<AtomicBom> Seems that a major flame war erupted in a skiing newsgroup (sheesh, imagine that, a flame war in a Usenet group: takes me back to ASM days) I believe that one of the instigators lived in Seattle.....
<AtomicBom> A seattle Detective was contacted by "the other side", a guy in Australia. She looked into it and, apparently with help from a Judge, has decreed that he cannot discus ANY skiing related issues in ANY skiing related Newsgroup: to do so would be a felony!
<AtomicBom> has to do with a new "Electronic Data Anti-Harassement Law" passed in Washington state recently, I believe.
<AtomicBom> My questions: if the goup was having problems, why not moderate, just as ASM did several years ago? It's worked out great for ASM/RAME. And what the hell ever happened to filters, Usenet and E-Mail? Hell, I haven't seen a single Brandy post to RAME in years, thanks to Agent's filtering capability
<adamjm> is there a bigger piece of sexist s--- that pat riley?
<MikeSouth> riley is a moron adam
<adamjm> i find it hard to believe there's a bigger asshole out there
<adamjm> he probably weighs 400 pounds
<adamjm> and he's critiquing women
<MikeSouth> the minute congress f---s with the net I will move my site and account offshore
<xxxgen> Right - look at sizzle and starnet - feds went in and shut things down but could access servers located in Antigua
<MadisonFan-> for those going to CES without rooms yet, some places are already sold out
<njg> mf: is there any way of unbanning kj? we're good friends
<MadisonFan-> hey njg, i see youre in love with a porn guy, i was shocked
<njg> lol
<njg> yes true
<MadisonFan-> not up to me njg
<njg> he's really cute
<njg> oh
<njg> ok
<njg> luke has always known about my crush on JD
<njg> but has done absolutely nothing to get in touch with him
<Sinatra153> he doesn't want to share you]\
<njg> lol, I know!
<njg> but I think I blew it this morning
<Sinatra153> what happened?
<njg> well, I wrote this long letter to him about ballet!
<MadisonFan-> youre very passionate about ballet
<Sinatra153> hey njg: I raised the fee of the ATM in one of my clubs to $6.50 today..
<Sinatra153> just for you
<MadisonFan> good thing you came in
<njg> well, it's a big issue here, all the radio talk shows are talking about it
<njg> and it seems that NYC is gonna go anti-atm fees too, so there :p
<Sinatra153> I figured, there allready there, and they're gonna wanna tip the girls, so they use the hell out of the ATM
<Sinatra153> so there gonna get more money out because the fee is so high, but they'll get drunk and end up spending it all anyway
<njg> he told me he liked crzy women
<njg> he became like Dr. Decker and was working on my issues
<BioKeeper> I think he ment crazy sexually
<Sinatra153> njg: maybe you opened his eyes to the wonderful worl of ballet, don't be such a pessimist
<Sinatra153> crazy women? I guess you're right up his alley then
<njg> I know!! I hope so, I was telling him about the velvet leotards and pink pointe shoes!
<njg> that I wear!
<BioKeeper> He probably got all hot just reading that email
<MadisonFan-> look on the bright side, he prolly skipped over most of it
<Sinatra153> can he even read?
<njg> yes! he has an MA in psychology!
<njg> before he went into porn!
<Sinatra153> oh, so he's a rennesance man..he does it all
<njg> he is intelligent
* MadisonFan- is trying to remember what he looks like
<Sinatra153> i guess porn is his vehicle to express himself
<njg> lol
<BioKeeper> It's obvious he's got smarts. Just look at the line of work he chose
<njg> lol
<njg> he had a hard life
<njg> the deal with him is that IMHO he's the best looking guy in str8 porn
<BioKeeper> Not too many guys left in str8 porn with all the crossing over / cross dressing / trans sexual .. blah blah blah
<njg> it seems that the industry doesn't want to hire cute men
<njg> and they should
<Stick153> they say that most women in porn turn lesbian, I wonder if it's the same with men
<njg> they turn lesbian?
<BioKeeper> ... get into porn to have sex with women and end up batting for the other team ... doesn't sound right to me
<njg> the deal is they would make 3x more batting for the other team
<BioKeeper> cha-CHING!
<njg> so if they're not str8 they wouldn't be there
<Stick153> you don't have to bat for the other team...just raise your ATM fees :)
<njg> even JD makes only 1/2 what a girl makes
<njg> so then, if you read Luke's site today, he says "John Decker called me this morning and we're going to have lunch. He loves me more than you!" I wonder what Luke's trip is with that, why he said that to me at his site?
<MadisonFan-> i read that, it was very funny
<njg> what does that mean? he's pretending to like who I like? some weird jealousy thing?
<MadisonFan-> damn, you analyze too much
<MadisonFan-> njg- do you always have a headache?
<Stick153> that's here thing...in turn though, she loves to be analyzed
<l-keford> sey 153, does the Mafia dominate strip clubs?
<Stick153> yep
<MadisonFan-> njg- will it bother you to find out luke had sex with decker?
<njg> no
<njg> but decker isn't gay, luke is
<MadisonFan-> luke can seduce a str8 guy, wouldnt be the first time
<Stick153> and casinos...every since Lousianna made river boats legal, and Indian tribes can have them now
<Stick153> the mob buys a casino, and puts it in indian territory as a front
<njg> Luke: what did you mean by saying what you said?
* LordBuckley wonders if Luke is converting guys to homosexuality or Judaism
<MadisonFan-> dont tell her luke, make her suffer
<Stick153> it hurts so good though
<njg> Luke: so when are you going to lunch with John?
<l-keford> when i find the right outfit
<MadisonFan-> and what are you gonna eat? so to speak
<njg> did he really call you this morning?
* LordBuckley recommends a simple black cocktail number
<l-keford> y
<MadisonFan-> luke has seduction in his eyes
<Stick153> Cream of sumyungguy
<Stick153> is luke pimping out njg?
<Stick153> he's going to eat w/ Decker to settle the bill
<SelSteeleFan> he's going to eat Decker?
<l-keford> hey sinatra, have you ever porked any porn girls? just seeking scooop
* LordBuckley admires Luke's subtle interviewing skills
<Sinatra153> maybe..a gentleman never tells
<l-keford> what was it like?
<Sinatra153> I did ask Kendra Jade if she wanted to do a weekend at my club in Beaumont, but she gave me the cold shoulder so I 86ed that idea
<l-keford> how many clubs do you own? Are you rich?
<LordBuckley> Ah...going for the jugular....
<Sinatra153> I'm silent partner in 2 clubs, and I own regular restaurants in the houston area
<Sinatra153> I do allright, I'm just getting started...I'm only 22
<l-keford> have you ever done business with natale richichi or michael j peter?
<Sinatra153> names don't ring a bell
Session Start: Mon Nov 15 16:18:13 1999
<MadisonFan-> selena told a guy in here the story of after filming her first vid she took the guys back to her place and f---ed them there too
<SelSteeleFan> yes, selena steele
<SelSteeleFan> favorite of all time
<xxxgen> she is sooooo sexy!
<SelSteeleFan> jeez, intereting story, MadisonFan. I could believe it. As I said, a lap dance with her was the best ever
<SelSteeleFan> didn't i hear that patrcia keneddy was hanging out in atlnta?
<SelSteeleFan> atlanta
<MadisonFan-> i never liked kennedy, which sucks cuz shes in a ton of madison scenes, they had an offscreen thing
<SelSteeleFan> i don't know. patricia was so ugful she was sexy. the nose was too big, but i like the tits and ass
<SelSteeleFan> plus she was nasty
<xxxgen> no - her nose makes her sexy
<MadisonFan-> sharon mitchell kinda deal
<SelSteeleFan> sharon mitchell is hideous -- but again, it was sexy in a (very) strange way
<HellDude> Luke is about as Kurt Cobain as Kid Vegas is
<MadisonFan-> how is luke like kurt cobain? i forgot
<njg> Luke is wussy like Kurt
<HellDude> I can actually see alot of similarities between Luke and the Kid
<njg> JD totally different personality
<HellDude> Lukes gonna kill hiself with a gunblast to the head like Kurt methinks
<njg> yeah I know, I worry seriously
<MadisonFan-> i hope so HellDude
<MadisonFan-> it would be a nice finish
<HellDude> all those snaps with him holding his gun, who knows if the safetys ever on? =)
<Sniper[x]> I guess Luke won't post it in his site
<njg> no I will protect him!
<MadisonFan-> HellDude-luke has the bullet in his pocket like barney fife
<HellDude> you still getting threatening calls from Albo Luke?
<HellDude> hehe, I bet
<MadisonFan-> i bet luke checks to make sure there are no bullets in his gun 100 times before putting it in his mouth or up his ass
<MadisonFan-> luke and his pseudo tortured soul routine, how pathetically sad
<MadisonFan-> Luke Reznor
<HellDude> that gun gets him closer to God
<Guest63681> I think the thing that bothers me most about the porn world is the "retirement." I mean, they take a piss break, come back, and they're out of retirement.
<Meni> victoria paris was featuring at the club down the street from where we went saturady
<Meni> VP at the Gold Rush in Tampa, route 60, adamo drive
<Meni> I was at Diamonds, meeting a future cam girl
<Meni> X, I book strippers, do porn sites, sell sex feeds, its'a great life
<Meni> i travel, I thank god for what I do
<JimGunn> I share Meni, bur we gotta trade of course, a hottie for me and i pawn one of my bims off on you in exchange, eh?
<XTacyAVS> Meni , it depends what makes you happy....i feel like a pimp for doing this hustle bulls---...its so degrading to women
<JimGunn> I've shot over a dozen movies in Tampa- nice city
<JimGunn> You shoulda stayed at Aphrodite's we had lesbian lap dances going and a few free rounds it was fun.
<RogTPipe> Riley actually said Vivi Anne has a weight problem. God damn amazing
<adamjm> he's an asshole
<RogTPipe> Must be that left fourth toe of hers, I thought I noticed some love handles on it
<Sinatra153> there is pretty stonge historical evidence of the existance of jesus, wether he was a messiah ora llunitic is still the qustion
<MikeSouth> christianity really didnt begin to take root untill over 300 years AFTER the death of Jesus
<JimGunn> The irony is Jesus is just one cult leader no different (in some aspects anyay) than say David Koresh of the Branch Davidians who through ssome chance, hppenstances of history and some bizarre coincidences had the luck to have his cult proliferate beyond the wildest dreams of anyone alive in the First century AD
<MikeSouth> true Jim his crucifiction went pretty much unnoticed at the time
<MikeSouth> just one of many
<BobBlec> Jim: true; the major difference, though, is the belief that Jesus died and was resurrected
<Sprinkler> Just wait..im writing David Koresh Superstar
<JimGunn> Yes, bob, there ave been resurrection beliefs in many religions since the dawn of pre-history- whether they ought to be taken seriously is another whole ball of wax.
<MikeSouth> yes bob just like run luke run...use the farce...I mean the...never mind
<JackEvil> I still have a couple tapes of Tracy when she was underage i think.I'm not breakin any laws I hope..
<BobBlec> Jack: yes, you are, and as punishment, you must send them to me ;)
<faldo> I dont care about stereotypes, but Asian women do have tight ass pussies...man o man
<DirtyBob> everyone is mentally lagging tonight. . .
<MikeSouth> Brandy is coniving and will do anything possible to undermine an op
<njg> yeah, but both Brandy and KJ are famous
<MikeSouth> njg yer opinion means diddley s--- here
<JT27> Brandy is annoying, abrasive, aggressive... and that's just the "a's"
<MikeSouth> so...Jessie Jackson is famous
<MikeSouth> and Id prolly ban his ass pretty qucik
<njg> Brandy is an intelligent woman
<JackEvil> njg-you had that wrong when I asked Luke if he was jeolous I meant of YOU!Since luke came out as gay I thought maybe he might have been the one who would like to blow john Decker.
<Sinatra153> a gay friend of mine told me that Troy Aikman is gay...he says that he secretly frequents a gay bar near plana TX
<Meni> gossip? Jenna Jameson cancels her tour due to new bf
<adamjm> i hate dumb f---ing morons like you that spread unfounded gossip
<adamjm> cuz you have nothing else to do with your boring pathetic little life
<adamjm> all you want is attention
<njg> I don't care if she's gay either, but I've read it on a lot of sites
<adamjm> so?
<MikeSouth> y'all notice that njg attracts as many attacks as LCPofUSA