Wednesday, November 3rd, 1999
Lowell Smith Interview
I talked to stripper agent Lowell Smith around 10AM.
We talked about Atlanta porner Michael Morrisson.
Lowell: "I talked to an ex partner of his who was happy to rat him out. Michael was a spoiled rich kid, a delinquent, who didn't have anything else to do with his time so they used rob houses...
"His mother died recently. She was holding on to the last of their three porno shops in California."
Luke: "His father served three years in federal prison for a 1963 Michigan bank robbery."
Lowell: "I guess it runs in the family, from generation to generation. That's Michael... Everybody can experience trouble in their lives. I had a little legal trouble too but mine was white collar, nothing like armed robbery. That's pretty drastic to rob places."
Luke: "He robbed a bank with a gun."
Lowell: "If you pull a gun on somebody you're just a little bit away from shooting them. And that's as bad a crime as there is.
"Maybe he will agreed to be interviewed if you see him in January at the CES. He was in prison for how long?"
Luke: "About five years."
Lowell: "That's why his partner said he didn't know if he was straight or gay. Imagine what happened during those years... Imagine a good looking kid in a prison that houses people for crimes commensurate with armed robbery. What I said [implying Michael was homosexual] was no stretch of the imagination. He can tell me how he feels if he wants to actually confront me and be a man."
Luke: "Did you hear any fallout on the Charles Barkley - Hilton - denial prostitutes story?"
Lowell: "I spoke to somebody from the Hilton a few days ago and he brought up the fact that they had asked you not to print that and that you had and that there is going to be some legal fallout. I told Luke that they would do that. Park Place Entertainment [a gambling subsidiary of Hilton Hotels] is now the biggest gaming company in the world and there image is everything to them. And it doesn't matter if they have to spend ten million dollars to try to squash something or to try to do whatever legally their lawyers can do to go after somebody who has printed a story that they don't feel can be legally substantiated. And they will. And he said they have at least half a dozen lawyers working on what kind of legal action they feel they can bring against you."
Luke: "Could be interesting."
Lowell: "It might be. I guess you like a good fight. I'm surprised you printed it. Personally I would not want that kind of trouble in my life. I guess it makes the blood run quicker. I don't think you've heard the last from them.
"These people have enough money to do pretty much anything... If having high powered lawyers and money for legal fees allows you to run roughshod over people, if that is the case, then they certainly have it."
Park Place Enterainment is a spin-off from Hilton Hotels for their gambling operations.
Lowell: "If I were you, I would consider calling them before they call you."
Luke: "How's your business?"
Lowell: "Business is good.
"The clubs are always concerned about the various legal ordinances that the different areas of the country are bringing against them to try to snuff out their business. Some cities are trying to institute a six foot rule where the girls always have to be at least six feet from the customers or it becomes defined an act of prostitution.
"From the feature standpoint, the majority of the clubs feel that the Vivid Girls and the Jenna Jamesons of the world are priced in such a way [$20,000 a week] that nobody can make any money with them. I'm sure some clubs are making money with them, but in my mind, they are not value for money. You book them [for their prestige]. Like booking Sinatra in his heydey, you get his name which brings attention to your place.
"I have some clubs that only want those kind of people and I book them through the Lee Network... I am friendly with many of the other agencies. For the customers who insist on the marquee names, I do that for them but my preference has always been to book more moderately priced people that bring more value... Obviously the Lee Network has decided it is important to them to be known as the agency that books the biggest names in the business. Obviously they have to charge the highest prices for these girls. Then they have to try to convince clubs that they are going to make money paying these prices. It is easier for me to show clubs that they can make profits by using somebody who doesn't have as big a name...
"As far as I'm concerned, the bottom line is the bottom line... I just booked Felecia through the Lee Network for one of my clubs. She's not cheap. These big names certainly brings a lot of traffic to their clubs.
"I'm trying to concern myself more with recruiting brand new girls and starting them as house dancers and seeing which ones will become features. That is more exciting than dealing with the existing stars. The idea of discovering the next Jenna Jameson is very exciting to me."
Luke: "How do you find these girls?"
Lowell: "There's no pat formula or everybody would do it. A lot of it is luck. You have to run ads in selected places. Talk to people in the adult industry who may come across girls like this. Along the way I come across a lot of girls who may not become the next Jenna Jameson, and may not even want to do porno, but I can make good money with booking them as house dancers. And if they're only moderately good looking, that's fine too. I can roll with that as well."
Luke: "Do you advise women with smaller breasts to get implants?"
Lowell: "Depends on what they want to do. If they're really interested in becoming major draws on the gentlemen's club circuit, they have to get breast implants because almost every porno star that has gone out without big breasts, even if they were already big porno stars, it's disappointing on the dance circuit. You don't get the same bang... One girl asked me about getting a boob job, and I said, 'it may seem kinda cold, but why do you think they call them titty bars?'
"There's no doubt that girls make more money in gentlemen's clubs with big boobs than without. I don't think that has ever even been attempted to be challenged."
Luke: "And all the big stars have them?"
Lowell: "I think so. Felecia has natural boobs which is one reason why I don't think her price is not as high as girls you'd think would be in her category. And I question whether she's worth the money because all the people who go to gentlemen's clubs may watch porno movies... But they go to these clubs whether Felecia is there or not, and they have a certain standard of girl... If you take a look at the house dancers at some of the top clubs, they all have boob jobs. Because they know what their customers want to see.
"Ginger Lynn for years bucked the trend and I think it hurt her. I booked her and I know it hurt her."
Luke: "Do you recommend any plastic surgeons?"
Lowell: "Dr. Gerald Garou in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, is the best I've ever seen. He did my ex-wife Bunny Bleu. She had hers done three times. Once in New York (1990) which was not a good job. And twice in Fort Lauderdale (1992) by Dr. Garou.
"He did a great job on Bunny. I've seen a lot of boob jobs and I would say that she has the best boob job I've ever seen. People who don't know what fake boobs look like would never suspect she had fake boobs."
Luke: "What is Bunny doing these days?"
Lowell: "Something with the internet."
Luke: "When are you getting online?"
Lowell: "Good question. First I have to buy a computer. I don't want Castano be able to say forever that I don't have a computer. I'm telling everybody that I am waiting for the Y2K problems to be worked out.
Porn Fans Talk Back
Done writes: "Luke I was offended by "a woman" who posted to RAME. You put her post on the site yesterday...she basically said that all of your readers are loser masturbators with no real love or wholesome relationships. There are many of us here that have great relationships and have a deep interest in porn. Tell her to f--- off."
Noseman writes on RAME: I, for one, plead not guilty to your charges. I do not think I am insensitive. I have always been interested in sex, even as a young child. It is a fascinating subject, as is proven by the immense amount of literature devoted to it. I don't think of the actors as animals, just as people who are taking advantage of the fact that they can use certain abilities to earn a living. There is nothing wrong with vicarious thrills. Millions of people have watched the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds perform their daredevil exploits, and yes, I have often wished I could do what they do. I don't see anything wrong with that.
AJB writes: Seriously now, if you went to a newsgroup for Dr. Who or Xena: Warrior Princess or the X-Files, do you REALLY think those fans are viewing their tv stars in some sublime, utterly pure, humanely subjective way? We see 2-D images of people on a 20 inch or so glass tube and we're supposed to develop some deep human relationship with them? Please. But perhaps that's not what you're expecting... maybe you're just making a plea for more general sympathy and compassion? Well, I think you'll see this on this ng as well.
As time and space permits, many posters seem to express a lot of genuine affection and support for porn starlets (re: recent mentions of HIV positive Tricia Devereaux, a few weeks back there was a long thread on Aspen Brock being in a lot of pain during an anal scene, some defenders of Jenteal came out when it appeared to some that she was being picked on, I recall an apology from a loud-mouthed fan to Bianca Trump, etc. etc. etc.). On the other hand, because no one should feel they must constantly be making saintly remarks, we often have a chuckle over various things involving the industry, the starlets, the directors, the opinions of other RAME posters, etc. At least we don't dump shame / fear / repression on the folks in the porn industry... we just take shots at them because they're in a multi-billion dollar industry that is packed with all kinds of absurdity, just as much as the laughably shallow world of the main stream film industry. And the porn industry's raison d'etre IS, after all, to get people off. Maybe there can be some intellectually interesting subject matter or film work along the way but sex films are supposed to be about arousing you. Surely that makes sense to you? When I rented "Seymour Butts: A Christmas Orgy" last night, was I supposed to be watching it thinking, "Gosh, Alisha Klass has such a fine intellect and a beautiful soul. Hmmm... that penis in her rectum juxtaposed with the Christmas tree in the background may be a pagan spirituality reference"? If you've seen porn tapes, what did you get out of them?
Luke: On the "Say Boo To Censorship" walk Sunday, I asked Gloria Leonard is she owned a gun. She said yes, but that it never leaves the house. Unlike mine.
Paul Fishbein on Howard Stern Show
Veloacr writes: Today, Wed Nov 3rd, Paul Fishbein was on the Stern show LIVE. Stern called him a pornographer & he CORRECTED stern saying he was NOT A PORNOGRAPHER, he just reported and covered industry news. WHAT A f---ING FLIP FLOPPING HIPPOCRITE!!!! this week he's NOT a pornographer but next week he is .... GIMME A f---IN BREAK!!!
Bobbitt Jailed For Harassment
By ANDREW Z. GALARNEAU
News Niagara Bureau 11/3/99
Talk-show fixture John Wayne Bobbitt was in jail again Tuesday night, charged with shoving his girlfriend into a wall.
As Bobbitt remains in the Niagara County Jail in Lockport in lieu of $50,000 cash bail, his freedom may depend on another porn movie - one he didn't even know he was starring in.
Only months ago, the mutilation victim-turned-porn-actor said he had sworn off violence against women. He also swore off having sex on camera for money, Bobbitt said. He was going to concentrate on pursuing a career as a stand-up comic.
On Tuesday, those promises apparently evaporated as Bobbitt's story took another bizarre turn. Bobbitt, 32, was arrested Tuesday morning on a charge of harassment, said North Tonawanda Police Lt. Richard Andres. Officers responded to a North Tonawanda apartment after Bobbitt's girlfriend called to complain that Bobbitt had "pushed her into a wall a couple of times," Andres said. The harassment charge is a violation, a minor offense usually resulting in an appearance ticket. Andres said he could not say for certain why Justice Richard Kloch set the high cash bail.
But Bobbitt has a record of assaulting a former girlfriend several years ago in Las Vegas, and remains on probation for theft charges in Nevada.
Bobbitt signed a representation contract with Town of Niagara buddy Robert Yates, a 20-year-old Buffalo State College student, to represent him. They had a falling-out in July, and Bobbitt insisted on representing himself.
ROBERT YATES 716-297-9006 OR 716-297-3076
Brooke Ashley Anal Gangbang Remembered
Luke received this letter in the mail from "Working Male Grip (They'll know who I am)":
Well Luke,
You've got it all wrong about Brooke Ashley and "The Shoot" at Star World across from the railroad tracks with their cheap wood address sign. There were tons of guys there. Heavies like Brian Sherwood, others from Pretty Girl International and Hott's... The parking was intense. Everytime someone was through, there was a massive stampeding in and out of cars. Everyone was verified very well by some little curly haired over 40 hanger on [Randy]. He took his job very seriously. For everyone but Ron Jeremy that is. Some of the studs would've gone down on Ron if he'd asked, they were so busy on him. Ron Jeremy was never checked.
He showed up about two o'clock like someone just woke him up and wearing Birkenstocks and a stained blue stretched out T-shirt and old sweats. Plopped himself down on the couch and tried to guess (like everyone else) who the blonde pornslut (who kept showing her nipples through her bra looking top) was naming as having AIDS [Tricia Devereaux]. She said it began with an "L" and played like a bitch about the secret meetings for insiders and who it was. Brooke Ashley was busy running to the mirror in the dressing room for her hair and make-up and a seat. She sat down so much to have herself pampered, her butt couldn't be hurting that much. She did spend a lot of time getting off the staged bar and grabbing her head and dissing the studs. She didn't want them around or plugging her butt and actually said so.
"Then why are we here?" asked one Mexican hombre named Sammy sitting in the back of the set in the dark with Ray Bans. It was then I realized that no one, I mean I even asked, no one, had seen Brooke Ashley's clinic report. Can she prove her AIDS infection wasn't from earlier on? No one saw the fluffers either, now that I think about it. Everyone on that set who had any kind of contact is in dager if you ask me.
Some of the non-pros were literally lifting her for a wheelbarrow, and the bar stage wasn't that sturdy and kept shaking, and her arms were stretched out for support and the floor was hard and a long ways down. Everyone seemed more interested in the fluffers anyways. They were friendlier and more accomodating for the whole shoot. Her arms were hurting more than her butt and when she could get a smoke in, she would keep swinging her shoulders like she had just worked out.
Part of the problem was that there was no order to it. Some producer type from NY [Dan Beck] kept running around saying he was going to make a gay porno as dozens were standing around jacking off for some wood. They just had to stup up ASAP and get paid after popping. The NY loudmouth cut the checks and complained about the "black buck" who demanded cash and more money for the anal. This black guy told everyone he was a dancer, and didn't need to do this. They questioned his check (from Culver City where most of the tests came from) and his white woman chauffeur/manager jumped in and gave everyone a ration of s---. They provided some snacks, mystery meats sandwiches covered in tasty garlic olive oil, and were pretty good about treating people in the green room. They even had a cool buffed out black security guard who was probably the most intelligent person there. Everytime someone had to get paid he'd walk off because no one wanted anyone to know their real names for the check and if they put up a fight, they could get the NY loudmouth to get them more money. The NY loudmouth kept wanting his security back with him.
There were some fraternity guys hiding in the corner watching the fluffers do some guys real close to them on the bar. The fluffers were having trouble and Jamie Lee complained because the bar set they were on wasn't safe. The frat boys really weren't visible because of how the set was built. The others were standing around trying to get wood or with the tall fluffer. They really had no interest in Brooke Ashley, check or no check. The NY Loudmouth [Dan Beck] kept telling the cameramen to get the line of strokers because he could turn it into a gay film. Not very inspirational for a hardon.
The blonde porn slut and others were outside smoking weed when Cash was around. Didn't see a whole lot of him until then. For the most part he just kind of laid there on the bed while some jerkoffs were manuring there hand held 8MM video cameras. He was the only clued in one about what was going on. Real quite and kept shaking his head. I think I saw him get grey hairs while laying there. The short loudmouthed NY [Dan Beck] kept wanting to squeeze all the ladies breasts. "May I" as Jamie Lee and a tall blonde (who looked like Helen Hunt) kept walking by after having their fluff filmed. Didn't see Bunny or others there, but there were guys leaving on a regular basis simply because they had other places to go. So more had to step out when someone had to leave because of the parking. It just didn't seem worth it so more and more left. The set was only cleared when Ronnie stepped up to bat. The big black security guard made sure of that, politely I might add, as everyone knew it was getting out of hand. By that time no one was around except for the short NY loudmouth showing off Starworld to some financiering guys [Mafia?] wearing sweaters on a 80 degree plus day. Same short s--- [Randy] checking out the AIDS tests had to make a run to K Mart for 8MM videotapby then. One of the camera men had broken the fake bar by that time and fell five feet on his hip and was limping around for the rest of the night. The camera man seemed impressed with his very own Hotwheels collection.
They tried to get something going on the next day and it was less crowded. Cash and the camera men were around. And XXX and her hippie shadow [YYY] showed up for some shoot that was going on for TV on 2/14. The NY Loudmouth was busy trying to get intot hat bag of bone's pants (maybe they were going to do it doggie style), rolling around on the same bed Cash was parked on. She had just moved some drugs out of Europe or Africa or something. Cash just laid there, baseball hat, dark glasses, Speildberg beard, you know the whole Hollywood thing. Truth is, Cash made himself out ot be a hero on your site, or dman near, and he's pretty much a wimp. Almost to point of ass kissing. He backs down or off real quick and doesn't have a whole lot to say to anyone. Gives a good stroke though, no one's unhappy with him, just not a real go getter.
Without all the males of the herd around, the next day's shoot went clean and complete and the girls were there for the work and the NY Loudmouth kept out of the way. When I saw the TV broadcast, they were there again, giving Brooke the Wheelbarrow and Candy Hill showed up with some other girl adn then they did some Frat Rat with XXX on a Johnny Carson style set. Saw Cash's name on the credits. NO ONE WAS WEARING PROTECTION, EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THE CHICKS CLAIMED TO BE CONDOM ONLY. THEY REALLY GOT A HARD TIME FOR EVEN MENTIONING IT. End of the show if you know what I mean.
Layla Jade
Porn star Layla Jade writes Luke: Hi Luke, I Feel It My Duty, To Put A Name To Myself, Other Than "Chick", For Pics 74/83 On Your Website... My Name Is " Layla~Jade "... This Is Both My Stage Name As Well As My Real Name... I Hail From The UK, And Have Already Done Around 60 Movies... Not Bad When You Think That I've Been In The Business, For Only A Year... That Its Only My 3rd Trip To the USA... And... Iv Only Just Turned 19 !!! I Saw You In Your Mask, But Had No Idea That It Was You ! If I Had Known It Was You I Would Have Introduced Myself !!! Thanks For Putting My Pics On Your Site... They were Taken During My Little "Impromptu" Striptease... So Many Camera Flashes Were Going Off, I Was Nearly Blinded... I Had A Great Time... I Would Have Gone A Lot Further... But I Didn't Want To Get Arrested !!! Take Care, All The Best, And Thanks... Luv Layla~Jade...
Luke then emailed her
for the scoop. She replied: OK Then Luke... All I Ask Is For You To
Change The Name On The Photos From Chick... To Layla~Jade... Then I
Will Send You More Info Than You Would Expect, Including Candid, Private,
And Personal Shots Of Myself, For You To Either Publish, Enjoy Privately,
Or Do Whatever You Want With... The Reason I Ask This, Isn't An Ego
Trip... Im Just Trying To Get My Name And Face Associated Together...
I Hope That I Will Be Around For A Long Time Yet, And Need To Start
Establishing My Identity!
Layla writes: Heres Part Of My Story... It Was Written By My Other Half... (Bill, Now My Husband) It Is Uptodate To Around 8 Months Or So... More Of An Update Later If You Want It...
The story so far, This, my friend, is but the latest incarnation of a story that unfortunately, will never be completely up to date, for what follows, and what you are about to read, is the weird, and wonderful, fairytale like story, that charts the rapid rise to fame, (And Fortune) of the one and only, Ms. Layla~Jade, PornStar ! ! ! This is the story, of how a humble Care- Home worker, who at best, earnt less than £100 a week, went on to become one of the Hottest New Stars, able to command upwards of £800 an Hour, In The Entire American Porn Industry ! ! ! AND MAY I ADD, ALL THIS IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS ! ! !
Her latest video, "Gang-Bang Girl 24" (Anabolic Video) is at number 4, in the overall wholesale and retail charts . . . for the whole of America, and she herself, ranks in at number 6 in the hottest new stars chart, for 1999 ! She currently boasts a string of films to her credit, (Around 20) as well as a constant stream of Magazine work, and satellite t.v. appearances, all around the globe !
As if all this were not enough for her, she still finds time to run a successful modeling agency, "1st Choice Models inc", Which is dedicated to helping other aspiring starlet's, to find their way, both Safely and Easily, into the industry, whilst following in her footsteps. One of her rare boasts, which not only is rare in itself, but also acts as a great piece of reassurance, to all new models, is that Layla, can and does, promise the girls that "They will never be asked to do a job, that Layla~Jade herself, has not already done, personally" !
But we are getting some what ahead of ourselves here . . . How exactly was the transition from humble care home worker, to international superstar, ACHIEVED IN SUCH A SHORT TIME ? ? ? The answer, my friend, is oh so simple, Hard Work, Dedication, and above all, PRACTICE ! ! ! A good place to begin, would be to use a "Press Release", Which was initially written, in order to be sent out to all those American Fans, who had so little information, or should I say, Misinformation about her available.
It stars by dealing with one of the aspects that people so commonly seem to get wrong, about her . . . and that is . . . Her Name ! Her correct name, is infact Layla~Jade, which apart from being the name she works under, is also interestingly enough, her REAL NAME ! She was born Layla Jade Johnson, but has chosen to link her first and second names together with a hyphen, and to drop her surname.
So insofar as her credits, on box covers etc go, its Layla~Jade, but when you meet her, just call her "Lay". We have it on good authority that she is only about the third girl from England, to enter the business, and to NOT to have changed her name ! As far as her personal details go, She is 18 years old, Her DOB being 01\10\80. Or, for you lot in America, I suppose that I should say 10\01\80 ! To Clarify, her birthday falls upon the First of October. Which also happens to be the very same day, that she entered the business ! ! !
Yup, you've guessed it, she celebrated her 18th birthday, by getting shagged up the Arse, by none other than England's Legendary "Ben Dover" Needless to say, she loved every minute of it ! As is more than apparent when you see the results, in the form of "Ben Dover's, ButtBangers Bonanza " (AKA Ben Dover 29).
Her measurements read 34D /24/33 her eyes are blue, and her hair, platinum blonde. She has no tattoos, and no intentions of getting any, either. She has however, got a pierced belly button, upon which hangs a Precious Stone. Apart from her ears. That constitutes her only Piercing. She has contemplated her nipples being done, but has decided against it, because in her words, "Their still growing"
She was born in Torquay, upon the "English Riviera", in Devon. She has grown up in the Westcountry, and is "A pure Devonshire Lass" thru & thru. She stands 5ft 4inchs in height, takes size 6 shoes, and, whenever possible, will choose a heel of six inches ! She has always enjoyed dressing in sexy clothes so as to enhance, flatter, and above all flaunt her gorgeous figure. She has always wanted to go into the "Porn Business", ever since she was about 3 years old, when she first saw a "Page 3 Girl", and said "Look Mummy, Boobies . . . "
At the age of 6, Whilst out playing, an older child invited her to enter the bushes with him, in order for him to "Give her a drink . . ." The Child performed the act, into her willing open mouth, and called it "A Golden Rainbow !" Needless to say, that her interest in watersports has continued to grow, and she is happy to take it, any time, any place, anywhere !
(As the old saying goes) Her Work in the U.K. has always proved to be very successful, and she has worked for quite a lot of "Top Shelf" Magazines. Her face has appeared in Knave, Mayfair, and Contact Girls, to name but a few, and she was also in the 1st edition of a new Mag, called TeenAge Sex. That Magazine, although tame by American standards, is cutting edge stuff over here, and is available from licensed sex shops only !
Her looks and figure, made her "Sought out" by British photographers across the nation, but she had yet to display her true talents, and what was that talent ? Video Work, because for nearly 2 years previous to her becoming involved in the business, she had been practicing her skills, at home in front of a video camera, developing not only good camera techniques, but most importantly, the ability, that was to bring her directly to the attention of some of the biggest names in the Adult entertainment business !
And the talent that I speak of ? Well, it doesn't sound very impressive when I tell you, but believe me ! You will be more than impressed enough with it, when you witness her doing it ! The talent that she has is that as well as looking sexy, having a great body, and being up for anything . . .
She can talk dirty, Completely spontaneously, whilst making Direct Eye Contact, with the camera, (and therefor, the viewer) throughout ! This really has got to be seen to be believed, and a good example of it would be "Up your Ass 10" by Anabolic. When they discovered her talent, she ended up talking over the opening credits, (Including the F.B.I. warning !)
Popping up, between scenes of the other girls, building the audience up for her scene, at the end of the tape. Not only did she continue to keep spouting her "Verbal Filth", for the entire time that Jake Steed, was "Up her Ass", but just when the films over, and you think its all finished, Up she pops again, to talk all over the Closing credits, keeping going even when the pictures gone completely ! That was just one reaction to her talent, but Im getting ahead of myself !
Back to her work in England . . . It wasn't long, before she found her feet, in the world of English video . . . As you know, its not exactly "Hardcore", (No, NOT Max !) Although, She has worked with him . . . but more on that later. After finding, and doing most of the relatively little hard-core work available, in the U.K. (Shoots For 17 Video etc)
She found herself with a more than steady flow of work. Mostly, it involved her working, for the 3 main satellite channels. For Playboy t.v. The "Willy Shafter Show" episode 3, For the Adult Channel, she has done "Doctor Anna, Sex Therapist" Case book 9. Infact, the videographer who filmed her on those occasions was so impressed with her talents, that he rebooked her for a "Harder" video that he was making. This 18R certificate release, entitled "Women Behaving Badly", is available from most licensed Sex Shops. He also suggested to her that he could use her in another show that he is responsible for, called "Biker Annie", but for various contractual reasons, this never occurred. He did however, use her for another show of his, called "New Model Files" as well as yet another show, which she has never seen, nor does she know the title of either ! Almost a regular, upon T.V.X.
The Fantasy Channel, her face keeps popping up on all the promotional stuff, almost daily. She worked again, with Ben Dover, and Linzi Drew, on a pilot show, called "Ben Behaving Badly" In this show, she played a "Member of the studio audience, that volunteered to help Ben out, whilst he demonstrated the tricks of his unusual trade. That was also, by the way, her 1st television debut ! It went out on new years eve at 10 past 12, and once again the show, and her appearance upon it, was yet another resounding success. She has also appeared in "Butt-Monkeys" on the Fantasy Channel. (This was a series, based entirely around the concept of Anal Sex) Yes, ok, it is a rather strange name, "butt" none the less, proved to be quite popular.
Infact, she was actually in the running for the leading role, but was just "Pipped to the Post" as it were, by a slightly more experienced girl. More experienced that is, in so far as the length of time, that she had been in the business. Even though Lay was capable of doing the work, and handling the series, When they found out, she had only been working for less than 2 months, Well, I guess they didn't want to take that chance. You see, Upon meeting lay, It is virtually impossible, not to believe that this isn't something, she's been doing all her life ! This just goes to prove what a natural she is, and how developed her talents are . . .
Infact one thing that has to be said about Lay, is that she really is a "Natural" a TRUE STAR, In all the times she's worked, never once has she had a single complaint, from anyone at all ! ! ! She simply leaves a trail of praise and recommendation behind her, everywhere she goes . . . But Why ? Why is she so Successful, and in Demand ? It cant be just because she talks Dirty, to Camera ? Can it ? Well, the answer is infact, Yes, well, actually Yes, And No. You see there is no denying, that her talking will get her far, but its also, her ATTITUDE !
She really is a genuinely Kind, Pleasantly Natured, Caring Person, that again and again, people say that her personality, and her easygoing nature, is a more than welcome, pleasant and refreshing change, from the "egotistical, stuck up girls, that they have to deal with, day in day out". That's their words though I must add, Not Mine ! ! ! Then all of a sudden, in the middle of January, she had a phone call. When asked, who was calling, she Cryptically replied "Opportunity" ! ! !
She soon made a decision, and, less than 5 hours later, and with no money on her at all, (She had left her purse behind, at the airport, with her fiancé, by mistake ! ) She was onboard her Plane, Travelling the 5550 Miles, To America, to seek her fame and fortune . . .
And by god, She's very nearly found it ! ! ! During her what was to be her first stay, she shacked up with none other, than a fellow Brit. Dick Nasty ! ! ! Dick immediately took a liking to this Spunky young Blonde, and was impressed by her natural talents. He swiftly set about introducing her to all his Contacts, They in turn, were equally impressed, and set about booking her for work . . . Amongst those people whom she worked with, Some recognisable names include, (Amongst others, and in no particular order), Max Hardcore, Sean Michael's, Jake Steed, and Vince Voyeur. She was of course, introduced to many other important people, but, as was the nature of the introductions, being very casual, and friendly, that although she recognised many of them by their faces, as she had only been introduced to them, by their first name's, (or, by their "real" name's), she is unfortunately, unable to recall any other names, which you may recognise.
She worked for Anabolic, and its associate company, Diabolic. She also met representatives from Oxygen, Allgood Video, Mike Hott, Totally Tasteless, and Falcon Foto's, with a view towards doing working for them, upon one of her return visit's An amusing story, regarding some of her work with Richard, is as follows. In England, whilst doing a shoot for "Shag & Mutt", (Mark & Randaulf), for Playboy, she was given the instruction. "You can say whatever you like . . . except for the word CUNT. The bosses at playboy don't like that word . . ." As you can imagine, that created a bit of a "mental block", so to speak, and consequently, every other word she uttered, was of course . . . "Cunt". So, cry's of, "Stick your hard cock up my wet CU..Pussy", and "My CU..Muffs so wet" and "Your so deep in my CU..Slot", echoed around the set, before eventually finding their way, onto the cutting room floor . . .
Well, whilst in America, a similar situation occurred, which was made all the more peculiar, by the fact that it was almost the exact opposite, of what happened in Britain ! ! ! Layla was told, that, as she was supposed to be a "Nasty" girl, they wanted her to use only the word "Cunt", to describe her genitalia ! Realising the similarities, to the situation in England, that it so closely mirrored, she found this all quite amusing. Sure enough, whilst "Rehearsing" the scene, i.e. Shagging Richard, (infront of about 10 or so people, who were on set, just wandering around), she found herself almost unable to say "Cunt", yet she constantly found herself using the word "Pussy". Each time she did so, (and Much to Richard's amusement) he would reply, by laughingly saying "Cunt". Well, after she had said "Pussy", for about the 7th or 8th time, Richard responded by shouting "CUNT", very loudly at her ! Everyone on and around the set, found themselves reduced to absolute hysterics, by her response. You see, as Richard shouted "Cunt", no one expected to hear her reply, with "WANKER", at the very top of her voice ! ! !
The main highlight of the trip, was a "Ten Man, Gang-Bang", that very nearly, never happened. On the day of the shoot, she discovered that her Co-Star, a girl called Regan Starr, had just suffered a very recent and unfortunate, bereavement. The professional that she is though, she arrived on time, and prepared to do the scene that she was booked for. It was scheduled to start at 10.00 am and both girls were ready to shoot, by 9.45. Then at 10.00, they discovered a slight snag. The camera crew, had failed to show up !
By the time an alternative camera crew had been located, briefed, and had arrived, it was past 1pm. Although this presented no real problem to Layla, unfortunately, during the time that they had been kept waiting, Regan Starr kept receiving calls of condolence, upon her mobile phone, and also had time to dwell on the situation.
The result was that by the time they were ready to shoot, she was unable to go ahead with the scene, and no replacements were available. Even the make-up girl was asked to oblige, (and may I add, offered a very large sum of money), but she declined ! This resulted, not only in a complete rescheduling of the scene, but also in Layla's extension of her stay in the States, by almost an extra week !
The scene, when eventually shot, was a complete success, which very nearly ended in Layla being stuck head first, down a "Port-a-loo", but then, that, as they say, is another story. Upon her return home, she was eventually reunited with Bill, outside of terminal 3, at Heathrow airport. I use the word eventually, due to the fact that Bill had been waiting dutifully, outside terminal 2 ! ! ! To celebrate Layla's return home, they both booked into a £285 a night suite at the Grand Hotel, in Brighton.
Upon entering the beautiful hotel room, Layla proceeded to perform a handstand, against the wardrobe, then (whilst still fully dressed and upside down) decided to piss herself, just for fun. She then pissed on an antique chair, the cupboard by the bed, the carpet by the bed, (Both Sides), and also, in Bills suitcase ! (By Mistake !) Then, for a finally, she sat on top of the television, and pissed all over that, as well ! ! ! Fortunately, it wasn't plugged in at the time, but neither of us, quite had the nerve, to find out if it still worked, before we left ! When I later questioned her, as to her motives, for that final act, she replied "I did it, just so as you could say, Hey look, Lay's on the telly again, and, well this time . . . this time, shes pissing herself ! ! ! "
Anyway, she was indeed glad to be home, and before long, she was back at work once more. She once again found herself, with the offer of more work from Ben Dover, and also, from plenty of others, and then, less than a month later, and DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND, She found herself once again, on a plane, Back to the States ! ! !
Again, she worked for another 2 weeks, doing so much filming, that she actually lost track of WHO she had and hadn't worked for, as well as WHAT she had and hadn't done . . . Which kinda brings me, full circle, as to why I find myself to be typing this today. Believe it or not, it has become equally difficult for myself to keep track of her work, and so I write this ongoing saga, continually updating it every 3 or 4 weeks, and also I rely on a new source of information, for my searches . . .The internet.
You see, upon my visits around the internet, searching for her work, it has been quite hard, in the past for me to find it. Then suddenly, I found that if I typed her name, into the search engines, that instead of "SORRY, NOT KNOWN" as was the case before, but all of a sudden, Lists Of Her Films, and Databases about her had sprung up ! ! !
As I believe I stated, at the start of this "Booklet" many of these lists, and data bases contained inaccurate information, so I wrote out, what your reading now to send out to people. It was also a chance for us to drum up some work for her, upon her return trip. And so, that brings us nearly up to date, I did, infact, send out virtually all the same details to America, as are written here, but with naturally, a few more "Industry specific" facts included. But to finish off, we will use the very end of what I sent, to bring our own tale, to a close . . .
Also, let me add, (AND STRESS) that she works independently, and has no wish to be involved with agents, as she has already had problems with British ones. She is open to all offers of work, as I say, she holds little or no restrictions upon what she does, and she will be returning to the states, for a month to work, in the early fall September, November. She may also return for a couple of weeks in the summer, just to "Show Her Face" so to speak. . . When you see her list of films so far, Im sure that you will agree, that its more than just a bit of luck, for her to have gone so far so fast There now follows a list of her films, (to the best of my knowledge) and remember, not bad for only 6 Months, in the BUSINESS ! Mark my words, she's gonna be big and if not big, Then Massive, But whatever happens, one thing is CERTAIN . . . SHES A f---ING STAR ! ! ! (Layla~Jade's, Films To Date, in NO Particular Order . . .) The Gang~Bang Girl 24 (Anabolic) Nasty Girls 19 (Anabolic) Sean Michael's UP YOUR ASS 10 (Anabolic) Freshman Fantasy's 18 (AGE) Gangbang auditions 2 (Diabolic)
Tom writes: Hi Luke. I have 2 comments/questions regarding Layla Jade, and all the attention she got on your site today: 1-If I was a woman, and looked like her, I'd really do anything not to have my face associated with my name! 2-If I write a long, detailed, boring history of my life (which everyone reading will care about just as little as they will hers), will you print that, too?
Tom Byron
Bob writes on RAME: >For those who didn't believe the fact that Tom Byron >did a she-male check out Luke F-rd (2/11). >Great pictures of Byron and some guy with make-up.
Bob: That's *not* a "guy with make-up," idiot. That's a *very* good-looking transgendered (bottled) blonde with a willowy body, a very feminine face, smallish but quite definite breasts, and a very nice cock that is hard in at least some pictures in the set. There's a complete set of Tom doing her (anally -- he doesn't suck her but does get sucked, of course) in a glossy mag with very good color photos called "Transexual Climax 10", apparently published by Color-Climax Corp. in April 1990.... FYI: transgendered Male-to-Females, as they call themselves, are *not* guys with make-up. Those are transvestites, a whole different category.
Taksan: In Ian Gittlers book "Pornstar" he describes a party at Sean Micheals apartment where Tom receives a BJ from a Transvestite.
Kalypso writes: I am trying to find out what ever happened to 2 adult starlets..........I know the real name of one and don't recall the name of the other - but-the one whose name I forget, is a mulata, extraordinary body, I believe I started seeing her around 84 or 85 in a few features - she was in at least one with Harry Reems, then for several years I was seeing a magazine with pictures of her making it with Tom Byron and some other guy at the same time, extraordinary photos my recollection is at that time she was one of the few mulatas in the industry, or at least one of the few obvious mulatas since she was chocolate colored. Extraordinary body, there was nothing else like her around at that time the other girl, whose name I know, I actually met, S--, she is from San Jose Ste-- is an extremely beautiful mulata who would be about 30 now.......say between 28 and 32 she is about 5'4" her features are white but her color is brown and she has long soft hair-she might originally be from Long Beach I did not know she was into porn except one day I walked in to a place near the Mitchell Bros in SF, a very large porn in the same neighborhood........this was in 95 0r 96 and I put in a quatrter on a loop machine, and much to my surprise, there was Ste---! It was just a loop with some guy I had never seen before nor since Ste--- was on her back, it was in the missionary position , and she did not look happy I never dreamed she was into porn and I was quite amazed. I have gone through the black sections in several stores again and again trying to see if she appeared in anything else, apparently it was a one of a kind experience. so if you know of anything please pass it on
Luke Gets Mail
Bianca Trump writes about John Wayne Bobbitt: "Tell me where John is [jail] and what he is there for. I will bail him out myself just not to hear about this anymore."
Nice Jewish Girl writes Luke:
"I'm really drawn to strong tough stable together successful chicks like her, with big breasts."
You're drawn to ANY WOMAN, anytime. You're especially drawn to any woman with a big chest. You're drawn to rich chix because you don't want to work and you want them to take care of you. You just treat women like CRAP. Tell her to read your site you LIAR!! She needs to learn to THE REAL Luke is, not the phony one! I need to talk with her! And maybe she can have a three way with me and Kendra and you!! But if not, just me and her. I need to warn her about you.
Chaim Amalek writes: Who is Wendy - Wendy Shallit? I cannot say that I have ever had a carnal thought about her, to be truthful. I do not think she is my type. PS Instead of Hymie Goldstein, you should vary the name to: Mendel Phlemowitz, Lev Bronstein, Leon Trotskstein, etc. By the way, the URL of that article in Newsweek (should you wish to violate their copyright by posting it on the web is http://newsweek.com/nw-srv/printed/us/so/a59713-1999oct31.htm
I really dug the description of that settlement in Canada led by that Mr. Wizzard Tosher Rebbe. You should establish a similar settlement in Southern California, perhaps at the old Spann Ranch that Manson used. In fact, you could become the Pornischer Rebbe, catering to the spiritual needs of the JOP (Jews of Porn - TM). That would rule, Luke. You likely could then parlay this into the sort of notoriety that would attract the attention of Wendy, no matter who she is. Of course, you will need to change your name. May I suggest a few for you? How about Mendel Phlemowitz, or better yet, Fischel Karmazin?
Session Start: Tue Nov 02 15:11:59 1999
*** Now talking in #webmasters
*** TIM^ was kicked by GoGoBar (TIM blows his dad for lunch money)
<l-keford> r u there too many jews in internet porn?
<XTacyAVS> lol
<Nevada> i really dont know what the hell you people are talkin about?????
<XTacyAVS> i don't know, you can't really see yamulka's in cyberspace
<l-keford> :)
<XTacyAVS> i'd say there's alot of guilty christians in net porn
Luke gets kicked for antisemitism.
<XTacyAVS> apologize to our jewish friends
<l-keford> i apologize, sorry
<RevTech> only we can be racially and culturally insensitive
<scrap> And who cares if you are Jewish or not?
<kc> luke: why do you talk about "jewish this" "jewish that" so often?
<l-keford> i converted, and like all new believers, obsessive, and i like jerking people
<kc> I think the latter is the main reason.. lol
<scrap> That is a hell of a way to get traffic to your site Luke.
<l-keford> i seriously think it is a good question, only 2% of us pop are jews, why do we dominate porno, hollywood, media, etc?
<RevTech> look, we don't need another TIM, you can shut up and talk webmaster business or you can sit there and alienate people until the Time of the Great Cleansing, which since I appear to be the only op awake will be in about 10 minutes
<scrap> Luke: this chat is here for one reason ..To change idea's to make money not get more people to read your article.
Porn Star Trading
<Mastofact> xxx, i receive email newsletters from Susie Bright and i have re-established some alliances.
<xxxgen> l-keford - lots happening today Lukey - Steve is off to Spain tomorrow then Vegas then NASDAQ
<xxxgen> my financial partner - the money side of things
<xxxgen> l-keford: I'm a bad guy???? :(
<l-keford> f---ed by fantastic, part of the ongoing soap opera
<l-keford> love it, get to ream my own boss
<Mastrick> Craig I saw a very nice reference to you on Lukee's or Gene's site. Can't remember which
<xxxgen> No - I'm the creative guy - I found the money - now the money guys dance for me!!!
<xxxgen> Thanks Mastrick - if it was on Luke's I doubt it was nice!!!
<xxxgen> Luke is trying to hang me!!
<xxxgen> Kendra is a center pullout poster in the new XXXgen Magazine!!!
<l-keford> only cause she's sleeping with you
<Loudness-br> xxxgen magazine?
<xxxgen> lol I wish Luke!!! Me and Kendra are getting married! Didn't you know that?
<xxxgen> my background is in film and music - the mag is new - we are publishing Triple X generation magazine and the mainstream FANtastic! magazine - both are new - XXXgen had a sample out this summer - 1st issue hits the stands December
<DirtyBob> XXX: I hear you sweet-talked (bribed) South into writing for ya...?
<xxxgen> lol - yeah - waved the cash in front of him and he melted like butter!!!
<l-keford> :)
<DirtyBob> I take bribes...
<xxxgen> Comin after you next!!
<Loudness-br> so you're here to get infos about industry
<xxxgen> Yeah I'm leeching like Luke!!! :)
<DirtyBob> Sorry - don't feel I can write for you - conflict of interest with AVN (in my opinion). Sorry.
<xxxgen> Loudness - I am here cause I like this forum - XXXgen Magazine is fan based publication - and this is a fan group.
<xxxgen> DB: you think so? Gene even gave us a plug.
<DirtyBob> Difference between plugging and writing for...
<xxxgen> Thanks Bob - healthy competitino if anything - I like AVN - and I think we are aimed at two different segments of the business.
<xxxgen> I'm looking for a new west coast editor now Bob if you know anyone
<xxxgen> Are ya killing me Luke?
<l-keford> and loving it! :)
<Loudness-br> wow!
<xxxgen> I really believe that!!!
<Loudness-br> first time I've seen luke talking
<xxxgen> Luke only gets into trouble when he talks
<xxxgen> Who is this Craig asshole?? Yealling at emotional writers!!
<XTacyAVS> Luke got kicked out of #webmasters on irc.pornoholics.net for asking if there are too many jews in net porn.
<l-keford> we're very sensitive types craigy
<xxxgen> Oh - sorry I didn't consider you a writer Luke?? :)
<l-keford> :) LOL
<xxxgen> Luke is a writer - Luke is a writer... maybe if I keep reminding myself
<JenT> [Jenteal] waiting on a possible future employee to show up for interview
<wannaBcoo> jent if u really r a pornstar how about letting us see your work u did on your sites
<JenT> wanna you are getting on my nerves
<wannaBcoo> f--- u all u bunch of dickheads
<JenT> looser
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> I just got frozen toes
<JenT> that happened to me once, i damaged my sciatic nerve dancing
<JenT> my whole leg will go numb sometimes
<JenT> I had an MRI done that showed the nerve damage....it was caused by a herniated disk
<JenT> I hope I spelled that right
<JenT> even if they comfirm you have nerve damage there isn't much they can do. MRI = $1000 procedure just to diagnose you with something you cannot fix
<JenT> thank heavens for insurance
<JenT> yoga
<JenT> lifesaver for me
<JenT> I got so overwhelmed with all the new business we took on a year ago I got anxiety attacks
<xxxgen> l-keford is getting his site redesigned soon!
<Taksan> should be redesigned by Mike Albo
<xxxgen> It is!!
<xxxgen> and Christy Lake
<Taksan> Christy Lakes a laugh
<xxxgen> gonna be called Luke F-rd's Petting Zoo
<Taksan> hehehe
<Taksan> Hey i'll buy banner space
<Loudness-br> Jenteal: I saw you once in a cabletv program, you were single. Are u married now?
<JenT> yes I will be in Orlando in March (I guess that is not south Florida) and I will be in Miami and West palm in Feb or April
<JenT> Married in May on the island of Kauai
<JenT> hallifan if you have questions about when I am coming to your area to dance I suggest you read my FAQ page on my web site
<VideoEd> if luke is logging this and inari is listening, INARI IF YOU WANT YOUR DOMAINS EMAIL ME!!
<VideoEd> Renee: be careful or you will become hooked on chat
<VideoEd> ask delaney, its worse than heroin
<RLaRue> I know I am slowly getting there
* VideoEd walks across the room and insists that JenT dance with me.. Dancing all night long until JenT is worn out.... at this weak moment I ask, 5"wanna come home with me? I will give you a massage *wink wink*"
<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> LOL
* VideoEd pushes JenT up against the wall, pinning them with my legs and holding their arms behind them....my tongue tracing their lips...then parting them.. VideoEd passionately kiss's JenT
<Delaney> then he wakes up to a lonely bed and wet sheets
<JenT> hehe, I am worn out right now...I spent a hlaf hour trying to get my cam to work from my home to no avail
* Mastrick 2quietly slips up behind7 JenT 2and gently sliding his arms around her waist, pulls her in close & affectionately hugs her...tilting her head with his, he whispers softly against her ear... 15Guess who?? DotCom cuddles up closely to13 JenT! 6Mmmmmmmmm....13 JenT, 6you are soooooo warm and cozy!!!!
<Diablo^> chanserv sucks
<adamjm> i'd pay $180 to see XXX kick Luke F-rd in the nuts and make him bark like a dog
<VideoEd> inari is so cool that she was able to puke and piss in gang bang 22 and still make it look good
<VideoEd> careful adam, l-keford might hear you :)
<MastCapping> Hey Luke bark like a dog!
<NotDiablo> Braves dont need to pay griffeys salary, it woiuld be a bad move for them to get him
<adamjm> i don't think luke gives a s---
<adamjm> look at his site
<MastCapping> Squeal like a pig Luke squeal like a pig
<adamjm> it's clear he has a sense of humor
<adamjm> just a whacked one
<MastCapping> Seen Deliverance Luke?
<MadisonFan> i saw a porno where all the girls wore bags on their heads
<XTacyAVS> its homoerotic and juvenile but hey, who am i to infringe on another mans choice of entertainment
<VideoEd> wrestling is only 10% actual wrestling now
<VideoEd> 90% is people talking
<NotDiablo> So because you dont like something you want to insult it?
<adamjm> it's only homoerotic if you as a guy is aroused by it........
<XTacyAVS> lol
<XTacyAVS> you're telling me you enjoy watching sweaty men rolling around half naked in a ring?
<adamjm> all this homoeroticism is in your head or should i say closet
<XTacyAVS> oh yeah i'm sorry, i'm a closet homosexual cause i think wrestling is gay
<NotDiablo> grabing hold of another man and tossing him to the ground and jumping on him
<XTacyAVS> let me come out of the closet now
<VideoEd> wait xtacy...lets me sure luke is logging :)
<VideoEd> hehe
<XTacyAVS> wrestling is white trash entertainment
<VideoEd> thats true
<NotDiablo> i just think that you have no right to insult something because you are against it. i mean hitler did the same thing so i guess hes ok
<VideoEd> wrestling is white trash entertainment but so is auto racing
<Pau|B> so is irc
<XTacyAVS> i'm not saying we should put wrestlers to death
<VideoEd> auto racing is the ultimate red neck sport
<XTacyAVS> i'm saying they're f---ing pathetic
<adamjm> i'm not white trash, but i'd say by and large 90% of WCW watchers live in trailor parks
<NotDiablo> but your saying that its gay, implying people who watch it is gay and the wrestlers themselves are gay
<VideoEd> yeah the majority of wrestling fans and nascar fans are typical rednecks trailer trash
<XTacyAVS> wrestling/porn/heavy metal all seem to go together
<VideoEd> thats the entertainment of wrestling
<VideoEd> yeah wrestling and porn go together well because its 90% fake
<MastCapping> There have been gays in the NFL. The Los Angeles Rams found it difficult to keep centers when Roman Gabriel was quarterback
<l-keford> :)
<adamjm> like peas and carrots
<VideoEd> rut roh luke is awake
<VideoEd> hehe
<adamjm> wtf
<XTacyAVS> there was a gay umpire in baseball
<adamjm> i want to slap luke everytime he's idle for hours then does that smiley face bulls---
<NotDiablo> Alexander the Great was a fag
<Pau|B> steve young is gay
<l-keford> :)
<VideoEd> adam: he just lets you know that he is here
<MastCapping> That's when the catcher says 'Hands off thank you"
<VideoEd> and whatever you say will be viewed by thousands...hehe
<XTacyAVS> luke has nothing to contribute, he just writes down what other people say ;)))
<adamjm> don osterholt is gay
<l-keford> any scoop or particularly witty repartee tonight?
<NotDiablo> Alexander the great f---ed his enemies leader in front of his men to demoralize them
<VideoEd> luke, you see jenteal here earlier?
<l-keford> yes
<XTacyAVS> c'mon luke, can you participate or just recite?
<VideoEd> or was you idling
<l-keford> i had a date
<VideoEd> luke: kendra?
<l-keford> i'm making you guys famous
<MastCapping> She offered her honor, he honored her offer. And all of the night it was honor an offer
<l-keford> a nice jewish doctor with big breasts
<NotDiablo> Jenteal, Zoe, Delaney Daniels, and Renee La Rue were all here at one time Luke, search in your log for that time frame
<XTacyAVS> fame sucks
<VideoEd> luke: was she as good as kendra?
<l-keford> no sex yet
<MastCapping> How old Luke
<VideoEd> luke: so your romancing her huh?
<adamjm> breasts are over rated
<XTacyAVS> did you try the shakespere?
<adamjm> does she know you're a serial killer yet?
<MadisonFan> hmm a girl went out with luke? she must not have known who he was
<l-keford> yes
<XTacyAVS> legs are underrated
<l-keford> she's seen my site
<l-keford> she has long legs
<adamjm> yes you're a serial killer?
<MastCapping> What age bracket is she in Lukee?
<XTacyAVS> did you show her your "van"?
<VideoEd> luke: what would you have done tonight if you were having a nice dinner and you seen mike ablo....would you speak?
<MadisonFan> maybe shes trying to latch on to you luke cuz she reads your site and knows someone will kill you soon
<XTacyAVS> i think most people could kick Albo's ass
<adamjm> albo don't look intimidating
<adamjm> unless you're eurkel
<XTacyAVS> the e is silent
<BobBlec> adam: hahhaha
<VideoEd> or gary coleman
<VideoEd> or scotty schwartz
<VideoEd> hehe
<XTacyAVS> gary could kick his ass, gary is a bad motherf---er
<XTacyAVS> he been in court twice for assualt
<XTacyAVS> err assault
<VideoEd> you sure your not talking about todd coleman?
<l-keford> she's seen my van, she's 34, prof
<VideoEd> todd coleman cant stay out of jail
<l-keford> she thinks i am dangerous
<XTacyAVS> what does she teach?
<MadisonFan> journalism