Tuesday, November 2nd, 1999
X-Rated Videotape Guide 8
Pat Riley writes on RAME: According to the production person the text portion went to the printer October 7, 1999. They normally take about three weeks so it should have been printed by now. The cover and photo insert are printed by a different printer and therein lies a possible problem. I think the photo insert is a total waste of time and money and the cover photo actually prevents it being stocked in some of the more conservative areas of the country (it's not pornographic but it adds an in-your-face element) however what do I know. Prometheus have a hot shot hand-waving gushing marketing genius (my mind drifts over to Dilbert) assigned to the book and after long negotiation it's his responsibility to get the photos. I give him a (or a couple of) names of publicity people and the little asshole gets what he wants. (Based on Staci Valentine last time he obviously likes plasticized siliconized blondes.) This time he dropped the ball and (cutting a long story short) is now rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off trying to fill up four pages of photos. Apparently the cover and photo insert can be printed in a couple of days so we may make it yet.
A woman writes on RAME: After reading a lot of the posts in this newsgroup I'm more convinced than ever that pornography appeals to the more insensitive among us. Apparently many don't realize that porn stars actually are human beings, not something that exists solely to get you off. You talk about these people as though they're animals. I wonder if anyone in this whole newsgroup has a mature, loving relationship. Or does this vicarious thrill you seem to need (watching others do what you wish you were doing) serve as the closest thing you have to a connection, possibly because you're too cowardly to *gasp* REALLY connect with a fellow human being. Of course, that's because YOU are insensitive.
John Wayne Bobbitt In Jail
Robert Yates ( BobbitsRep@aol.com), John Bobbitt's manager, writes with this PM update: "It looks like I am not bailing out John at the moment. I went to court and John's bail is $50,000 for a Misdemeanor Harassment charge. That's f---ing unheard of $50,000 cash f--- that if it was me or you it would have a $50 bail. Even Johns lawyer made me repeat it 3 times, he is in disbelief. When I asked the clerk what the bail was, she said there must be a mistake it says it $50,000. But it was no f---ing mistake. John says he will still let me release the movie so he can at least have some money when he gets out of jail. If things f--- up John could goto Jail for 4 years and by that time his mangled cock could fall off. But either this will be John's last film and the one and only the shows His Freak DICK. John told me that once this is all said and done he will never do anything with the media or entertainment EVER. His exact words were "I do not care if I have to shovel s--- with a teaspoon for a living I aint f---ing doing anything in the limelight again." The movie will be out in 2 weeks."
Earlier today, Yates wrote: Remember the tip I gave you yesterday? John just left a message on my machine and he is flipping out. I guess the dumb bastard just got back from his lawyer. John has been trying to stop the movie from coming out since the day he heard about, but there is nothing he can do to stop it. Early in the week I had sent John a copy of a model release he had signed for photo shoots that day. This is common practice with John, since he is indecisive, I always have him sign a standard contract with all shoots. Like I said John has limited intelligence and I had that stupid f--- do some photo shoots for 2 days before he left. The day before I set him up and that day. I had figured that he was going away for quite some time and so did he, that's why we were doing photo shoots before he left, plus he had to make a few PICS for his fan club. The release I had him sign was standard form that's says all photo/video/web material can used, reused, published, republished in any way I see fit. The stupid f--- is flipping out, he is blaming his lawyer because his lawyer is the one that always told him to make sure you sign photo contracts.
John has tendency to sign things without his lawyer taking a look at them first, hell that f---er does not even read them himself. John is threatening to sue me. I left a message on his machine last week and said we should become partners and both make money instead of going to court and losing money. And the cocksucker called me back and said that he is going to try and stop the film no matter what it takes. He even threatened to kick my ass and take the film from me physically, which I would love for him to try. That way I can beat the f--- out of John and catch it on tape that way I can sell that tape too. I tried to be nice to the asshole and cut him on the deal but he is being a little bitch. So what I say is f--- HIM the movie coming out even if I have to sell it over the Internet, but I have already gotten numerous offers so I highly doubt the Internet will be the route I take. Between me and you, one of the reasons John has said he would never do another porn is because he is afraid that when chicks see his huge freak Dick that they will be afraid to have sex with them. f--- that crazy looking cock scared me and all I did was take pictures of it. I think John should be proud of his new huge cock, I mean dam in Uncut his penis was only about 4 inches long erect because he lost a few inches when he had gotten his penis reattached. John hates when I tell that to people.
Well, check out the phone call I got from John today. John called me from jail asking if I could I bail him out. John got arrested this morning for a dispute with his girlfriend. John called me up saying he did know what to do, He said he would do anything to get bailed out. I asked why he called me today when yesterday he was motherf---ing me and saying that he was going to kick my ass. He told me he had no else to turn to. His parents could not come up with bail and there no else for him to call. He does not have any friends. John then told me he does not care what it takes to get out of jail he told me that If I bailed him out he would sign another release and allow me to put my film out, as long as he gets a percentage. Even though me and John have been battling I know that John would not hit his girlfriend. I have seen John's girlfriend flip out and hit many times. But I never seen John do anything back but ask her why she did that to him. Besides John has too much to lose if he got in any trouble. You know it is f---ed up thing that his girlfriend did this but at least I got the little prick back under my wing and the film is definitely coming out LEGALLY.
If John listened to me in the first place he would rid of this girl from the get go, this is not the first time she pulled this shot. To be truthful I think she is pissed because John slept with another and f---ed her for 6 hours.
Jeremy Steele on Cops
Jeremy Steele and his ex Eden Rae appeared on the TV show Cops last week.
Eden Rae replies: "I was not, nor have I ever been, on COPS. Jeremy is either hallucinating, or trying to slander me, either way, it is ludicrous. I have been living a very QUIET yet incredibly busy life since I left L.A. and any rumor to the contrary is simply that, a rumor. You may wish to inform him that I have a civil attorney on retainer, and have advised him Jeremy's continued slanderous behavior. We are seriously considering suing."
Jeremy phoned Luke Monday afternoon: "I would like to see it [incident happened in December of 1997]... I was crying... I feel so stupid. I remember it well. It was on Franklin and Hollywood. I had her six foot boa wrapped around my neck. I had set her up. I had told the cops to go looking for her. She was looking for me and I wasn't sure if she was going to shoot me or why... It was after she threatened me with the gun and I ran out of the room...
"I was hoping it would get buried somewhere... I'd love to get a copy... I want to see it but I don't want to see it or draw attention to it. Oh God, I guess I got famous.
"I had a great trip to Europe. Sex is just part of life there, there are no hangups about it... They have billboards there with naked women on them... And where children can see them... It's just part of life... There's very little silicone, most chicks are natural.
"She had waved a gun and threatened to kill herself... It was all over a video titled Al Borda's Dirty Video #8, which I still haven't seen. And she said I had humiliated her in the scene.
"It was for Marc Giffy in San Diego. And the scene went well... We were both dressed up. I looked like a freak back then. I had the long goatee. That's the monster I was becoming with her. She had emphasized how she wanted to be romantic... When I'm with someone I care about, I tend to let go and be like a child. More innocent. When I do scenes, I'm normally very removed... The question for me has always been - how do you look professional and be intimate at the same time?
"Marc has his own editing bay and discovered that the tape to our first scene was f---ed up... So we had to redo the scene. And I let go and acted silly. I was tired. At one point while I was titty f---ing her, I was making these noises like a groundhog. And to her it was so incredibly humiliating to her. And one thing led to another until she threatened to show me how much pain I had caused her by putting a leash on me, be handcuffed and be naked except for a G-string and be walked on my hands and knees outside.
"And without pointing the gun directly at me, she was threatening me... She had threatened to kill herself in the past... I've explained to you how I felt guilty about fooling around when she was about to have [cancer] surgery. And I tried to make up for that and I allowed myself to get submissive and she took advantage of it. The more I tried to understand, the more I lost who I am... She's totally devoid of common sense. I tried to assimilate myself into her realm and the cost was my own sense...
"At one point, she put the gun (a .44) down and was trying to handcuff me... I lunged and grabbed the gun and ran out of the apartment, almost handcuffed and wearing only a G string. I run upstairs to the manager's apartment and he called the cops...
"On the night before, she had fired bullets into the adult movies I'd been in... It was weird. I could f--- other chicks for a living but I could not play a submissive to any. To her that would be the ultimate betrayal. And she shot the hell out of this movie Blue Dahlia I was in with Misty Rain, it was her first DP.
"Eden Rae told me to meet her on Franklin...and I told the cops... The cops get off on these games... There were five or six cop cars there and she was arrested and crying. By this point there were camera crews there and I was crying... I think I stupidly said that I loved her and that I was sorry that all this had happened... I was crying. They were interviewing me in my emotional state and I had this big boa snake around my neck...
"She said she was going to kill herself in jail. At that point I said that I would leave the business. I haven't been rock solid since I've been with her anyway... I was feeling guilty because every time I did a scene, I felt miserable. And nobody wanted to hire her. It was her personna and her tattoos and at the time she wasn't in the best physical shape. She got in better shape later on once we both started going to the gym and she started doing a lot of drugs. That helped tone her up.
"So I quit the business though she stayed in... I felt fine about that... In actuality she never really worked anyway...
"I don't understand how Becky Carols can decipher how full of s--- my ex is, yet, she'll believe whatever Eden is saying about me, that I'm a devout racist and violent to her. For Christ's sakes, look at the f---ing police records for Jasmine Gresinger, Eden Rae's real name. If you f---ing go to the Hollywood Station you will find on record what happened... That pisses me off that someone will perpetuate bulls---. I don't consider it too damaging to my reputation because I already have enough mythological stories. But it doesn't help. I don't appreciate this opinionated moron.
"Obviously Eden Rae is easy pickings to criticize and mock...
"Anyway, I was supposed to work today for Don Fernando but the girl cancelled at the last minute... A college girl, oh, I have midterms... Another flakey bimbo...
"People can see what I look like: www.starmale.net. And in free pics, guy number one is me. It's a gay oriented site but it's just me standing there naked from the waist up. Because my main living right now is the internet [solo jerkoff scenes]. The guy I'm friends with is gay, he made the site... And he's trying to sell videos. I did a solo jerkoff thing.
Warm For Wendy
From Salon Magazine: Luke F-rd spends most of his time around porn stars, but he has a crush on Wendy Shalit, the neocon ingenue author of "A Return to Modesty: Discovering the Lost Virtue." Last time we talked, he had passed the afternoon skinny-dipping with X-rated actresses Kendra Jade and Shelle Pearson, but he was still mooning over a recent encounter with the poster girl for virtue and virginity. "Published in Commentary at only 19," he said dreamily. "I was really curious to see what she looked like, so I went to her reading. She's a little cutie, I kind of fancied her. I think we'd make a good couple -- Miss Modesty and Mr. Pornography."
From Salon Magazine, Dov J. Levine writes: It's precisely her much-publicized unattainability that makes Shalit attractive. Unfortunately, this attraction also bears the mark of the typical Spur Posse pathology: It is Wendy Shalit the unattainable object, not Wendy Shalit the person, who is interesting -- precisely because she does not seem very different from other, attainable young Jewish women.
What guy wouldn't love to claim bragging rights as Wendy Shalit's first lover? (Of course, no lover of hers would ever dream of doing something so crude, which is probably why I've had no luck ...) Wouldn't it make some book? Going to bed with Wendy Shalit would be an even better story than any mile-high club experience, ménage à trois or the like. The only trick would be beating her to print in the morning.
Zoe Stalked
Diablo writes: Sin City contract girl Zoë wanted me to post for her that there is a person prentending to be her on AOL using the screen name Zoexxx25. The real Zoë's screen name is ZoeXXX1. So if you run into the other, remember that its an imposter.
Charley Frey
Talent agent Charley Frey writes: Jasmin St.Clair appears on XTRA tv tonight - the show is on Howard Stern's breakup with his wife. Nico Treasures appeared for the 18th time on the Howard Stern E Channel show Sunday night. Houston is mentioned, 4 times by Robin Monday morning...simply wondering when she's coming back to visit them!
Kendra Jade replies: 18 times????LOL..i dont think so. call 212-314-9322 and ask how many times nico has been on...more like twice.
Kendra Jade, NJG
Luke conducted a threeway phone conversation Monday evening between Nice Jewish Girl and Kendra Jade. At 8:10PM, I had to leave for a Torah class but left them chatting, my tape recorder running and my phone off the hook. When I came home at 10:30, they were still talking.
Kendra suggested that I email her former roadie Shaye with this question: "Kendra says you have a book that will help me find out if I am gay? Luke"
Shaye replied: "Not that I can think of......that isn't something you could find out on your own?"
Kendra: "I read that you were so depressed so I said to Luke, we have to call her."
NJG: "He's such a bastard. He didn't even call me Sunday. And he knows I get depressed every morning before I go to work."
Luke: "I was busy chasing porn stars."
Kendra: "I liked almost every word you wrote because I can relate to it. A thing that a lot of people don't know about me is that I write a lot. I write a lot of poetry and music and I just think you are very articulate expressing your feelings."
By popular request, here again is NJG's email from Sunday: "Sweetie, where are you? Luke, I'm depressed. I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm depressed about it. I wanna talk to you so I won't be depressed anymore, you always help me with my depression Lukey. I promise to always help you with yours.
"It's like co-counseling, we do that naturally with each other you know? You familiar with RC (co-counseling)? It's very very cool. It's where people counsel each other, and help each other one to one, like you and I do. Only a little more intense. Even telling each other they love each other, etc. all within the realm of RC therapy. Very very cool stuff. So, if you don't mind, I'll just vent here to you, ok? Thanks sweetie.
"Lukey, I'm depressed. I'm lonesome. I hate myself. I don't feel beautiful. No one loves me. I only hook up with guys who reject me. No one is ever gonna love me Luke. No one. I feel so alone. Mercury is retrograding. So that's kind of a depressing planetary aspect. I hate my hair. It takes so much time to look beautiful. I love my hair it is beautiful. I hate my face. I am ugly. I hate myself. I hate the music on the radio, it is always awful. I hate/love gay men. I hate them, because they don't want to f--- women. I hate them so much for that. I love them, because they are nice to women. I hate them because they've caused str8 men to be meaner to women, because of gay men, because now men think they are the greatest and are not grateful to women anymore.
"I hate men who play women, I hate players and liars and cheats. I hate any man who's hurt any woman in this or any other lifetime. I hate men because they hurt women's hearts. I hate men because they don't care about us. I hate men because women raise kids alone most of the time now, because men are pigs and can't keep their penises inside their pants. I hate men because they objectify us and don't see us as real people only as breasts and vaginas. I hate men because now porn has sexualized anal sex and that really really kills women. I hate men because they have all the power, the money and the choices. I hate men because they have made our world dirty, because men have men made sex dirty, when it's not, but men see it as dirty. I hate all men.
"Love, NJG, p.s. Love You Lots! You Love Me??"
Hayim Goldberg writes: "NJG, unless she was in an unclean state when she gave those recently posted laments to you, is such a hole. She wants and needs love and affirmation. But let's face it - you are not going to do any of those things that would truly make her feel better about herself, and you know it... You have got to be really careful about what sort of verbal play you and she engage in. I suspect that she takes it far more to heart than you do."
Kendra: "I can't have you being depressed."
Luke: "Jim DiGiorgio came over today. What did he say?"
Kendra: "He knew that I was menstruating so he told Rob that he and Rob shouldn't talk to me at all because I might throw things... Jim wouldn't even look at me. He thought I might explode and kill them."
NJG: "I wish you would've.
"Kendra, have you seen that new video by Kelis on MTV? It's this black chick and she just goes off, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, to this guy and starts throwing everything in the room."
Kendra: "I dig it. My favorite parts in movies are when women explode on men. Like in Waiting To Exhale, where she sets his car on fire. I saw American Pie last night, I laughed so hysterically.
"I get invited to the prom by a 16 year old. He emailed me and invited me to his prom."
NJG: "You should call Howard."
Kendra: "f--- that. That's a Houston copy cat thing and I'm not doing it for publicity. I'm doing it because he asked me genuinely and he's just a cool kid. I told him he has to bring two dates. One date to whatever he wants to with after the Prom, and me to show off at the prom. Because I am not going to party after the prom because they are a bunch of kids. I didn't go to mine."
NJG: "I didn't either. In high school I was too cool to go to the prom."
Luke: "I didn't go either. I went camping that weekend."
Kendra: "I'm just doing it for the fun of it. It's not till next May.. Gives me plenty of time to shop."
NJG: "You could be married by then."
Kendra: "I'd still go to the prom... I'm not getting married. I have the same opinions on men that you do.
"Luke is supposed to be my friend and he prints this stuff [hurtful of Kendra]. And he knows it's not true. He knows me. He knows things about me that nobody else knows, in the whole world. Things that I trusted him with... I've trusted him with a lot of stuff that he hasn't put on his site. So, he's my friend. But, in the same breath, he posts things that he knows are not true."
NJG: "I was the known anarchist punk rock bitch in the city... And people would rake you over the coals because you're known. And I would just wind up laughing..."
Kendra: "But it's hurtful stuff and no matter how much sometimes I just want to laugh things off and say whatever, they're talking out their ass. This business just kills a girl's self-esteem."
NJG: "Luke, those new gun pictures. You look cute, but that '70s haircut... It's awful. Part your hair on the side and get rid of the fluffy s--- on the bottom.
"Kendra, you need a good comeback..."
Kendra: "No, because that just eggs them on."
NJG: "You should read what some of those gay guys say. They have the best comebacks... 'You mean that's the best you could do?'"
Kendra: "I'm just not a spiteful person. Even when people say negative things about me... I have a best friend right now. We have been through more s--- in the last five years... The person she has a child with is my ex-boyfriend... As long as a person can say, hey I was wrong, it's cool."
Luke: "Hey, I was wrong."
Kendra: "Don't you think that Luke being my friend, when he knows that something is totally fake, should at least say, 'I know that's not true.'"
Luke: "A lot of my female friends complain that I don't support and protect them enough. I guess it is not my instinct to try to defend people because I know from experience in flame wars on the net and off, that defending your friends is usually not effective. You're compromised."
Kendra: "I've always wanted to be a writer but I am not that great at it.
"This industry could kill somebody. Every day people are saying s---... These girls have to take beatings from people every day. People from normal life who think that what they are doing is terrible and wrong. And people like these jerkoffs on the internet who just want to put them down for no reason.
"If it's not a film company saying she's not pretty enough, she's not skinny enough, then it's people around you, the people you look to for support.
"When I lived back home, everybody thought I was pretty and was full of compliments towards me. And then when I came here, and I wanted to sign the contract at Cream, people started telling me, you have to get your teeth done because you have spaces between your teeth, you have to get your tits done because they are too small, you have to get your nose done because you have a bump in it... You have to have lipo because you're too chunky here. That sort of stuff can kill you.
"I can't help the way I was born. I look the way I look. So if you want to find something to pick on me about, don't do it about something I can't change. Put me down for my bad attitude or my bad hair color... f---ing people always have to find some way to put you down."
NJG: "It's the nature of celebrity."
Kendra: "How many people say on a daily basis, 'that Sharon Stone is hideous.' I walk around feeling like I am the ugliest person on earth and I know that is not true. And regardless of the way I look, I know that I have other qualities that help me develop relationships with people."
NJG: "Luke, I want you to say something supportive to Kendra."
Luke: "Umm, I hear you Kendra."
NJG: "No Luke. This is what I want you to say. 'Kendra, I think you're beautiful. I love you. NJG loves you and everything is going to be cool.' Now say it like you mean it."
I start but Kendra interrupts.
Kendra: "Luke, tell me the reasons why you love me?"
Luke: "Umm, you're bright and sparkly personality... Ahhh, you're cutting wit. You're strong and independent... Ummm..."
Kendra: "Now tell me all the reasons why you don't like me. I want to know all the reasons people don't like me..."
Fred writes: "O.K. When Kendra says tell me all the reasons you love me, tell her that she's a warm sensitive, kind person, giving of herself. Although she's truly beautiful, she never lets it go to her head. Instead, she is always kind, genuine, warm and sincere.
"[FOR G-D'S SAKE, DON'T GIGGLE WHEN YOU TELL HER THIS.]
"When she asks why people don't like her, tell her that the internet simply attracts people who flame. If Mother Theresa or Ghandi posted on the internet, they would get flamed mercilessly. The flaming is no reflection on Kendra--it is merely a reflection on the mean spirit of people who post on the net. Tell her that you apologize for any hurt you may have caused.
"[It has been said that women can fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships.]
"Go for it, big dude. Let me know what happens.
"BTW, if she asks, tell Kendra that I think she's pretty cool."
Kendra: "I get violent when I'm angry but I'm not as bad as I used to be. I once cut off a girl's hair at school.
"Luke, why did Rodger Jacobs leave XXXGen?"
Luke: "He's been feuding with Craig who seems to get in fights with most everyone..."
Kendra: "Everytime I talk to Craig, he's the nicest guy... I've never had a problem."
Luke: "I haven't either, but I keep hearing from people who he's told, 'jerk...'"
Kendra: "But it must be because I am sleeping with him."
Luke: "I don't like to gossip ladies... Writers are very sensitive and Craig seems to have a quick temper and he keeps getting into pissing matches with writers... Then they yell at each other and go their separate ways."
Kendra: "I need you to post this. Craig does not yell at anybody."
NJG: "What's been your relationship with Craig?"
Luke: "I've had a great relationship with Craig... Only time he got mad was over the bestiality pictures. And too much NJG on my site."
Kendra: "Luke, you just get into these phases where your site sucks. We want the gossip."
NJG: "The thing about the Mafia, snore... I want gossip."
Kendra: "Him writing unimportant s--- is like reading the Enquirer to find out that Friends is on Wednesdays...
"In the psychology books they give you in college to diagnose people's disorders, if you have an obsession with blow jobs, it doesn't matter if it is from girls, if you have a big ego, and any kind of an obsession with anal sex [this is LUKE], you're 99% likely to be gay."
NJG: "That does make sense Kendra. Luke is commitment phobic with women."
Kendra: "I've read every serial killer book there is because that's my biggest fascination in life. And I can tell you what would make him a serial killer. You have all the signs Luke.
"The first thing is you drive a van. 98% of serial killers drive a van."
NJG: "It's got to be that kind of a van, an older model, trashy, with a gate in there to lock people in."
Kendra: "Second thing, his mother died. Most men who don't have their mother, they long for that bond. And they end up resenting their father because he can't give them the emotional nourishment of their mother. It's like adopted child syndrome. They usually end up resenting women or not knowing how to treat women...
"Ted Bundy had a horrible mother who locked him in the basement for days... Then you have Ricky Lee Green who grew up without a mother. He had a stepmother and he cut off her head and buried it in her front yard and when the cops asked him he did it, he said because he did not want to hear her bitching anymore.
"Third sign. They tend to use women. They just go through endless streams of women or stay with one woman and abuse her. Luke cannot stay with one woman... He couldn't make a commitment to a cat... He couldn't keep a houseplant alive.
"Fourth. Luke hates himself so much that he antagonizes people to the point where they want to kill him. Like Mike Albo. Luke will not let it rest knowing that one day he may run into Mike Albo and he will not like what happens. Luke has a definite death wish. And if he doesn't have respect for his own life, why would he have respect for other people's?
"Five. This new obsession with his gun."
NJG: "Serial killers have bad haircuts like Luke does."
Kendra: "It's just overgrown. He needs to lose two inches.
"Six. Most serial killers can't hold down a job.
"Seven. Ego. Either they just have big huge egos and think that they are the coolest and just too smart and too cunning...that nobody would ever catch them. Or they would have no ego at all, no self esteem. Luke oscillates between the two ends of the spectrum. If Luke killed somebody, he'd think that he was too smart to get caught.
"Luke's inner child appears often... This pity me, love me, I miss my mommy thing. Luke, you're 33 years old. Deal with it. Name one serious relationship you've had, Luke?"
Luke: "This woman I lived with in Orlando... Lasted several months..."
Kendra: "I'm only 22 and I was with a guy for four years.
"Luke does want to get married... Luke is in love with love. If somebody actually loved Luke and wanted to have the kind of relationship that he thinks he wants, Luke would fall apart...
"Luke wants you to believe he has a big ego, but his ego is the size of a flea. Luke hates himself. If Luke thought he was good enough to do other things, he would do them... Like his acting career..."
NJG: "At 33, he is not going anywhere..."
Kendra: "If Luke really thought he was all that, he would push himself harder and strive harder to be better than what he is."
Luke: "It's all true."
Kendra: "When you feel like you lack something..."
Luke: "You get implants."
Kendra: "You overcompensate... Like Howard Stern always talking about his small penis.
"Luke is twenty times smarter than he lets on. He lets everybody in the world think he's a big idiot. That bulls--- with Mike Albo... That's not Luke challenging Mike Albo. That's just Luke using Mike Albo for entertainment purposes."
NJG: "When we talked to J.D. Considine, the guy was brilliant. Luke and I were left speechless. Luke cut the whole thing down to make it seem we actually had something to say. We had nothing to say."
Kendra: "Luke claims he hates porn but porn is his life. He makes a f---ing joke out of all these porn people, exposing us for what we really are... And it's a big f---ing joke to him."
Luke: "True."
Kendra: "He's very conflicted about it, and no matter how he tries, he can't help liking some of us. Luke likes me for who I am. Even though he tries to hate all these porno people because he thinks it is despicable and disgusting and horrible and against his Jewish religion. Which is why he goes out of his way to trash everybody in the industry.
"Or, he just gives them enough rope and they hang themselves. He loves it. He lets everybody destroy the business that they claim he is destroying."
NJG: "I think Luke's making porn more accessible and mainstream."
Kendra: "That's not his intention but that is what's happening. Because no matter how much he lets everybody humiliate themselves and others on his site, it is still their name in print. That's the final outcome.
"Luke tries to hate porn because it is against his religous beliefs... But he can't hate me..."
Luke: "I hate what you do. It's disgusting."
NJG: "Then why do you watch these videos?"
Luke: "It is just research."
Kendra: "That's a line. He does it because he enjoys it, but then he feels guilty."
NJG: "He's 14 years old."
Kendra: "It goes back to his mother. She wasn't there to tell him, 'it's ok to masturbate, Luke.' It was really dirty to him. Sex and masturbation should never be talked about.
"Luke has ten personalities... Luke has no idea who he is, that's why I wanted him to do these lists with me. But he won't do them. He's not serious about it. Luke doesn't want to find out who he really is. That scares him.
"Some really bad traumatic things happened to Luke and if he allowed himself to feel those feelings, he might crumble. It's like being raped... You don't allow yourself to feel or you would fall apart. It's his self protection instinct. Won't allow him to dig that deep into himself.
"Your first four years form who you are... I was molested from the time I was three years old. That's what I learned in life - that men wanted me for sexual purposes."
Luke: "Maybe we should molest more girls early so that will become more sexually available to us."
Kendra: "It was in my family, and more than one person. And I think that so much of what you learn in that time period forms your instincts. I learned to protect myself by...
"Luke, this little excerpts here is not for your site...
"It's very stereotypical that every girl in porn was abused. I do not believe that to be true. But I do think it is a factor in a lot of porn stars...And they just won't admit it.
"At age six I was taken out of my home and put in 13 different foster homes until I was ten yo. Then I went back to live with my mother... Then one of my brothers went to live with his father and the other one was put up for adoption. I haven't seen the one put up for adoption until he was ten years old."
Luke: "I've got to go to Torah class... Keep going..."
NJG: "As long as he's paying for it, let's run up with his bill.
"I have a brother who is 16 and I don't talk to him that much. When they took us out of the home, it changed my relationships with everybody in my life. And from that point on in my life, it changed my relationships with everyone. That's why I have so many failed relationships...
"I think something very bad happened to Luke and he can't..."
NJG: "Kendra, I've tried to go back there..."
Kendra: "The people who did it to me, can't even ackowledge it to this day..."
NJG: "See what I did to my grandfather... You should be in f---ing jail... You should be dead. I wish I could sue you for every penny..."
Kendra: "I've never had the courage to confront the people who molested me..."
NJG: "My grandfather is dead now and I am like, 'and, so...' My father really loved me but he was f---ed up. He was like Luke. A player."
Kendra: "My father left before I was born. He told my mother to have an abortion. I first met him when I was 14 and I've seen him twice since..."
NJG: "Men are f---ed."
Kendra: "My mother was 15 and he was 25... You have to go through so much bulls--- in this country to adopt children...
"All these people on welfare who have five kids. Don't you think that after you've had one, the state should force you to have your tubes tied? This country sucks."
NJG: "Your life and my life was so much harder than Luke's life."
Kendra: "I've only done girls twice, and that was recently. Now I'm experimenting...
At 3AM, NJG sent me: Baby bear, you will LOVE this piece about jews and the media!! I love you!! I tried to call you at 12:30 because I can't sleep!! I want you to hold me...I can't sleeeeeeeep!!! LUKEY WAKE UP I CAN'T SLEEP!!! Ok, guess I will try to sleep...jeeez it's 3:00 a.m!!! I gotta go pee...think of me...I LOVE YOU!!! XXXXXX OOOO I love you Lukey, you need to be more EMOTIONAL with me...I will make you more emotional, you will see. I know it. I am powerful, you know that. Kendra is a very cool person.
Porner: I would have laughed at your discussion with Kendra and NJG, because it is really funny. I too have read nothing but histories of sexual psychopaths for years, but I don't think you fit the profile, nor do I think you're commitment-phobic.
You are very committed to your female friends -- just because your commitment doesn't take the traditional form of wedding ring and picket fence doesn't mean it isn't a commitment. If you weren't so deeply committed, it would never occur to them (or me) to think of you whenever something goes wrong, when something hurts...
But the thread that runs through all this -- Kendra and her nose bump, NJG and her frustration with men, me agonizing over being betrayed and having months of my life simply ruined -- is the question: why do men do these things? Why are they so determined to hurt women who have done absolutely nothing to them? Why is it okay for them to vent their angst on us as a gender? I don't believe it is all men, but even those who aren't actively involved in denigrating women on a day to day basis stand by and watch their fellow men destroy the potential of half the human race.
When I was in the van today, a female runner jogged by and the guys started hooting and I said very loudly, "And that, guys, is why I had a gun." They stopped. But we live in a world where any man can assault any woman at any time and pretty much get away with it. Physically, verbally, emotionally, legally...what have you. Abuse is abuse.
I couldn't read the Hustler article, even after I printed it out, and I'm not going to buy a copy and give them my money, but it did occur to me after seeing his pictures that maybe Albo is just jealous of your darling cuteness and that you could have any woman you wanted (if you actually wanted any) and he could never have one at all.... Give love, be loved -- no strings attached.
Luke: I don't understand why I have bags under my eyes and I can't seem to get rid of them. Help!
Fred Freud writes: The latest addendum to the 3-way was interesting. Let's see, you have ten personalities, one of them is destined to be a serial killer, and you couldn't make a commitment to a house plant.
Well, just explain to NJG and Kendra that you did, in fact, have a terribly traumatic event as an infant. It turns out that your mother breast fed you from falsies, and you never quite recovered. That explains the distance you've tried to keep from females all your life.
When you were a child, your house plants ran away from home. The feeling of rejection was intense. In your adolescence, you ran into the 7-11 with a shot gun and blasted a box of Cherios. That was the beginning of your career as a cereal killer. Not a pretty sight.
It turns out that you used to have twelve personalities , but two of them ran away--more rejection for Luke F-rd.
Your therapist, Fred Freud, a graduate of Discount University of Culver City, has analyzed you. After delving into those disturbing dreams of yours, this is what we have ascertained. Finally, you are shocked that Kendra doubts that your work with pornography is just research. In fact, you are working on your doctoral dissertation right now. (You're getting it ready so that if you get into graduate school, you'll be ready to roll. You already have an application filed at Discount University at Culver City.)
BTW, you clearly have a morbid fascination with pornography, and it is clear that you are not at peace with your inclinations and leanings. For some reason, you have adapted a religion/philosophy that is at war with who and what you are. You attack pornography, as a means of battling your central drives. It's kind of like watching Jimmy Swaggart condemn promiscuous women or women who wear short skirts, and then getting caught with a hooker. Anybody who ever watched Swaggart rant and rave could tell that he was battling his own inner demons. And here we see Luke F-rd battling his own inner demons.
Dr. Fred Freud recommends: Luke, to thine own self be true. (Hamlet.)
Well, that's it for our session for today. That will be fifty cents, please.
Luke: I love it! Your stuff is always intelligent, thought provoking, frequently funny and always correctly spelled and punctuated.
XXX says: "XXX is sleazy. She'll f--- anybody anytime... That whole Fan Fuxx series is just f---ing sleazy. I've never had any respect for her... A Canadian Hells Angel told me that XXX used to get passed around at the New York club houses. She was a f---ing biker momma and everybody used to tag her and pimp her out... We all did her every which way..."
James Wolcott appropriately and properly trashes Susan Faludi's awful book Stiffed in the latest issue of The New Republic:
When Elvis Presley died, cynics said, "Good career move." It wasn't for Jammer. His posthumous career went nowhere. Faludi notes that after the suicide of a female porn star named Savannah, who killed herself after a car accident which left her disfigu red, the porn biz rushed out compilation tapes and phony tributes to cash in. But poor Jammer's suicide failed to attract any money-grubbing vultures; and this is conclusive evidence, writes Faludi, that "women were more marketable, even in death."
Here, as in much of her book, Faludi is letting her thesis do her thinking for her. Jammer faded from the porn shelves not because he was a man in a woman's realm but because, unlike Savannah, he was a utility player, not a star. If Jammer had been as famous as John C. Holmes, one of the first major porn stars to die of aids, he might have gotten the same tacky sendoff. (Holmes, a.k.a. "Johnny Wadd" and "the human tripod," was the model for "Dirk Diggler" in Boogie Nights and is the subject of a documentary recently shown at the Toronto Film Festival.)
Faludi falls for the hype that because women are more visible in adult video, they are the ones in control. (She quotes a producer who complains about porn being infected by "the feminization of Hollywood.") It is a distinctly odd notion, that porn is an expression of female power. Yes, porn actresses are glossy "cover-box girls" who develop their own fanclub followings, but the turnover in porn starlets is rapid and brutal, while men in the business--such as Randy West, Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Ed Pow ers, even a grizzled geezer like Jamie Gillis--not only continue working long past their first paunch and prostate problem, but also front their own lines of tapes where they "break in" new girls to the business. Still others, such as John Leslie and Paul Thomas, hang up their socks and graduate to the director's chair where, through the prudent use of dry ice and flashbacks, they become "auteurs." When it comes to the men, old porn stars never die, they just chip away.
As for the younger bucks, two of the most prominent male stars today are Rocco Siffredi, a sexual swashbuckler who presides over a series of Eurotrash-orgy tapes with titles such as Never Say Never to Rocco Siffredi and Rocco: Animal Trainer, and has r eached such notoriety that he recently appeared in the very explicit art film Romance; and Max Hardcore, who dresses up porn actresses in Lolita outfits before he manhandles them. The mistreatment of women in Siffredi's and Hardcore's tapes is so raw, gag ging, and physically intrusive that even the seen-it-alls in the porn world have expressed qualms.
The upscale erotica ("X-rated versions of Victoria's Secret ads") that may have prevailed when Faludi was visiting the San Fernando Valley has been overturned by a much meaner variety. Moreover, the introduction of Viagra into the porn scene has remove d most of the existential angst of "waiting for wood" that Faludi charges with such significance. On many porn shoots today the problem isn't getting it up, the problem is getting it down so that everyone can go home. Some male performers have turned into battering rams, wearing the poor women out. No, in porn, cock remains king.
Far from mirroring the moribund status of men, the current porn scene crudely reflects the resurgence of male bravado and male prerogative in popular culture.
Pat Riley's Gorgeous Creatures Alert
LuvBooty1@webtv.net wrote: >Just watched Monque get dp'ed in Super
Freaks 2. It was okay. But no >matter how hard she tried, all I could
see was a hasbeen on the downward >slope of a career. Just wondering.
How many vids do you guys think a >girl should make before she moves
on with her life's work?
Pat Riley: Will wonders never cease! We actually agree on something. Of course twenty might be a little high for some.
Or "A Commentary on the Current Quality of the Squack in the Industry". First a couple of clarifications:
Javalia in "Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks #3" IS Tavalia
Griffin in Cumback Pussy #22 and others such as "Bimbo Bangers >From
Barcelona". Bobbie Adore who did the g/g with Dayton Rains in "Barely
Legal #1" IS Annie Bunz in "Pick Up Lines #42" and "#43" and "Please
#4". I'm still trying to track down any other appearances of Gail from
"Barely Legal #1". Not to be confused with Gayle/Freckles who appeared
in D.O.G. and did an anal in "18 And Nasty #10". I'm looking for more
of her too. I notice the name on the 2257 statement for the MDD series
has changed to Mark Krinsky. Wonder who that might be
Speaking of Ed, he seems to be headed for self-destruction. The last seven volumes of MDD are populated by the bottom of the heap females, particularly the "will work cheaply" Orientals. Does he not realize that there's a wealth of anonymous and "just as good if not better" Orientals in the Typhoon and Samurai video series? To add insult to injury, in #107 he picks his nose while introducing outtakes from prior volumes. Nose picking, eh? New fad for the raincoater, perhaps?
Randy West is very varied with far too many old scenes and already-long-gone females such as Amythiest and Mauritian Vanessa showing up in recent volumes. OTOH he has Bunny Luv's first appearance in #68 which is worth watching but she's not nearly as cute as in "18 And Nasty #10". This is a girl who has improved dramatically with the use of good makeup techniques. He also has Cherry Chase's first in #70 but more about her later.
"18 And Nasty" with TT still continues to be a quality series for the new girls and probably gives the best performances but TT has an attention span problem making it a big effort to relate the names to the other appearances. The series also seems to only come out in spurts (two months since #10).
Speaking of spurts is the Fresh Hot Babes series still running? The last there was two months ago too. All Good (Freshman Fantasies, etc) seems to be going the silly path with that old whore Tabitha Stevens having her own series, "f--- 'em All". Just why anyone would think a porn performer had any imagination I don't know. Their "Dirty Little Sex Brats" series with Henri Pachard directing does show promise although they've got to stop using the worn-out-their-welcome oldies and uglies.
Where it's at is the RSM series although Witrock's camerawork and interview style leaves a lot to be desired. The quality broads are entering here though. And then being picked up by Dane Productions/Forbidden Films in their "Nineteen", "University Co-Eds", "Panty World", "Virgin Stories" and "Ripe" series. By the time the girl has done a scene for each of the series (which are generally interchangeable) the Riley rule is starting to cut in. Not a bad marketing technique and crushes the competition.
A couple of minor players: Jake Steed in his Freaks, Whoes & Flows generally has the quality black girls, many of whom never seem to go on to anything else. I wish he'd stop with the rapping and the dialect though. He also gets some of the cutie pies in the rape series "Little White Chicks... Big Black Monster Dicks". Pity but it's a fact of life. Obviously he has good taste in women.
Matt and Mark Zane are repulsive Gen-X-ers--not as repulsive as Kid Vegas, Johnny Toxic, and that crowd, mind you--but they keep up with the quality pussy. Their scenarios and the performances are no better than the other series mentioned, though. Try their "Natural Born Nymphs" series.
Top female currently in the business ("currently" is probably two months ago due to tape delay) is Mirage. Too good for porn. Should have been a cover girl for "Seventeen". Mirage is very pretty with a nice smile, shoulder length straight gray blonde hair, lithe body, small slightly droopy tits, flat belly, tight waist, black plucked eyebrows, belly button post, stubbly pussy, sunburst tattoo on the small of her back, and a tongue pin. She says she's 20 years old, comes from Simi Valley CA (see note below) and that her first movie was "University Co-Eds #18". She's also available in "RSM #24" and "Young, Dumb & Full Of Cum" from Zane. No anals so far although her asshole did look somewhat loose in "Univ Coeds #18". Performance-wise she's like Chantay (who seems to have disappeared): not particularly animated. But that's preferable IMO to the fake oohing and aahing that impresses the gullible young guys.
Top fake ooh-ers are Maria/Carmen and Bamboo. Oh yeah, and all the Euro whores. The Mariah question: In this f---ed up industry there are currently four Mariah's all of whom are credited under just the first name most of the time.
1) A dark-skinned black girl who was in "Freaks Of The Industry" and "Freaks, Whoes...#3". Hopefully she has departed by now.
2) Mariah Kane who was the subject of a previous Gorgeous Creature Alert. She a half-black, half-Italian (according to her) cutie pie with a pretty face and very nice small/medium tits. The latest I saw her in was "D.O.G." and despite her breaking the Riley rule upper limit, she's still worth a rental.
3) Mariah Likesit. The Likesit part is from "Virgin Stories #5". She's a tall girl with long brown hair with streaks of blonde and a fringe, passable face, small tits, dark butterfly tattoo on left shoulder back, paint brush of pubic hair, lithe body, and white skin. 22 years old in 1999 and comes from Ohio. Performance wise this one sounds under the influence of some illicit substance which means she'll probably be a good candidate for the next Anabolic gang bang.
4) Mariah Wind. The "Wind" is from "Nineteen #28" but I also noticed her in "Blowjob Adventures Of Doctor Fellatio #19" (she's the girl in the towel at the top of the stairs). She has a passable face, long reddish brown hair in a pony tail, lithe body, tight waist, plucked black eyebrows, very fleshy labia, shaven pussy, slightly flabby belly and possible stretch marks, medium tits, wide shoulders, small tattoo on right shoulder back, tattoo around right bicep, and a mosquito tattoo on her right ankle. Despite the "slightly flabby" and "possible stretch marks" she has a f---able teenage body. The jury is still out on her performance.
Others: Bunny Luv: Originally seen in "Fresh Hot Babes #18" although her first movie was probably "U&C #68" where she has dark hair. Her best appearance is in "18 & Nasty #10" as mentioned before but she does credible jobs in "Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks #3" and "Barely Legal #1". She's 18 years old in 1999, comes from Sacramento, and has a pretty face, shoulder length blonde hair (brown in early movies), medium tits with large flat areola, flat belly, lithe but verging to fleshy body, tattoo above right butt (Chinese characters), and a shaven pussy.
Cherry Chase: Also seemed to get her start in the "U&C" series in #70 but she's very nervous and it's not really a good scene. Much better is "Barely Legal #1" and best of all "Univ Coeds #18" where she looks like she's actually enjoying the sex. 18 years old in 1999 and comes from Virginia. She looks tall and has a pretty face (slight resemblance to Julie Meadows), short red (reddish-blonde in some movies) hair, white skin with freckles, poor dentition, medium tits, lithe body, tattoo between shoulder blades, butterfly tattoo on left shoulder outside, tattoo of a bird in flight in the small of her back, almost no labia majora, sparse reddish pubic hair, belly button jewel, and a tongue pin. At one stage I thought she had a speech defect but now I think it was just nervousness.
Gia Marie: Credited as just Gia most of the time, she says she's 20 years old and has short black hair with a part, passable face, medium tits, lithe body, tight waist, flat belly, trimmed pussy, little labia majora and mouth-like labia minora (nice), and no obvious tattoos or piercings. Supposedly comes from Iowa. A lovely little teenage type body and shows some enthusiasm for the sex. In "Univ Coeds #18" which, if you haven't got the idea yet, is worth picking up, she's paired with John West in a scene in a metal shop. He's obviously popped a Viagra and has a rock-hard dick but can't get off. She works very hard and eventually he cums on her deliciously shaped tits. She's also in "Young, Dumb & Full Of Cum" and I noticed her on the box of a Shane offshoot "Gia's Slumber Party". Jeanie Rivers: First appeared in "Initiations #1" and has also done "Little White Chicks...#3", "U&C #70", and "PUL #43" however in "U&C #70 she sounds very hard, well beyond her alleged age, and I had the impression of a suitcase pimp just off camera. She can't act either. Let me rephrase that. Her acting ability is well below most of the other current girls. Nice body but then again so has Brigitte Kerkove. 18 years old in 1999 and has a passable face, long blonde hair, shaven pussy, small tits, flat belly, lithe body, tight waist, and a belly button jewel. Comes from Salem, OR.
Dayton Rains: This is the girl who refused to take the facial in "Initiations #1" but unfortunately that seems to have been a dramatic twist (!) of Vince Voyeur's as she has no problems in "Ripe #5" nor in "Young, Dumb & Full Of Cum". In "Univ Coeds #17" in her little up front interview she says she really prefers girls and then they pair her with Brick Majors for a tennis court scene. Now normally the interviews in this series should be taken with a grain of salt--in one the girl said she was attending Harvard! In your dreams, sweetie!--but judging by the reaction of Don Marque, the interviewer, this sounded genuine and would explain a lot.
It's my contention that most of these girls have in their private life honed their ooh-aah-ing to produce a credible-to-the-screwer fake orgasmic experience. It fails to impress in the cold glare of the set lighting--well, in sunlight--or cynics such as myself but at least you can hear a practiced patter. Not true with Dayton. In the tennis court scene it's almost as though she's waiting for a prompt and then forgets and is prompted again. Of course it's a very awkward position and I might be reading too much into it. Her body however in a cute short skirt and blouse--and out of them--is simply adorable, though, and that's the important part. Not a traditional tennis dress though, unfortunately. Dayton = Long dark blonde hair, medium tits, near-shaven pussy, tattoo of a dragonfly on her right belly, ornate tattoo of the word "Lesa" on the small of her back, prominent mole on her right chin, pretty face, and a lithe body. 22 years old in 1999.
As you can see we're actually in pretty good shape with the teenage cheerleader types. Now if we could only get the VVWA&E crowd to fire their load of old biddies and remake "Cheerleader Academy" or a new "Debbie Does Dallas" using the above. Well, maybe not. Hirsch and Hampshire don't consider them female unless they're carrying around a few pounds of silicon and inch-thick makeup and are over 30.
Note: Chantay said she came from Simi Valley too and there were a couple of one-shot wonders in the "18 And Nasty" series. Is this a real valley? Upscale? Ethnic? Lots of trailer parks? Far from Chatsworth/Van Nuys? Any particular claim to fame?
Luke: Simi Valley is a white cop town, with middle class values.
Luke's Hot Date
I'm going out Tuesday night with a busty blonde Jewish education snob who expects me to figure out the Shakespearian implications to this letter combination: "QnMab." Help!
Travis Bickle writes: Hi Luke, I get to read your columns with a little delay, (I access from the UK), and have long been meaning to mail you just with support. I'm presuming you'll have already found out the Shakespearian connotations of QnMab but just in case you haven't I thought I'd mail with a full bluffer's guide to impress your busty blonde Jewish education snob.
QnMab is an abbreviation for Queen Mab, conceived by the Elizabethans as one of the prime movers in the Fairy Kingdom - much like Puck in a Midsummer's Night Dream. Mab is essentially conceived of as a benign presence - classically "faerie" and is described by Mercutio in Romeo and Juliet, (this is where your big-titted jewess will have come across the concept), as riding in a fairy coach made of spiders' webs, grasshoppers' wings and general fairy stuff, but she is later seen to have a more sinister presence.
OK - how much do you really want to impress this girl? This is the deal. As Mercutio's speech goes on, Mab can be seen as representative of a much more sinister aspect; Queen Mab visits sleepers at night and to each provides an appropriate dream. Lovers will dream of love, and ladies dream of kissing, (there is an implication in this portion of the speech that the ladies of the contemporary Elizabethan court used to perfume their mouths to disguise the odour of bad hygiene - Mab is said to give these women coldsores, for cold sores read STD), whilst the soldier dreams of war.
Within the action of the play, Mercutio is here talking to his cousin Romeo, and as Mab is seen as a darker more mischievous feminine figure, (tell your busty blonde that you've always seen Mab as representing some kind of female demon coming to women in their sleep and engaging in congress with them in the manner of a lesbian succubus), bringing strife to those in love. It is then that Romeo interrupts Mercutio - dreading that he will here a prophecy of danger/bad news. OK. That's Queen Mab in Romeo and Juliet.
If you're still reading, Luke, here come the killer lines to take it further and show yourself to be just as intellectual as her.
KILLER LINE 1) In Baz Luhrmann's Romeo And Juliet, the Queen Mab speech is delivered as Mercutio offers around tabs of Ecstasy, with Queen Mab effectively being the brand name for a type of pill. Why don't you comment on how this correlation of Elizabethan perception of the derangement of love, (very Baudelaire) is mirrored in the late twentieth century by the willful derangement of the senses by love drugs. You can then suggest that you get drugged up and f--- her plump jewish tits in a deranged fashion.
KILLER LINE 2) Mention that the allusive tradition of reference to Mab didn't begin and end with Shakespeare, (she must think she's so f---ing clever, believe me - she's not), but was interestingly continued by Percy Bysshe Shelley. "Queen Mab" was Shelley's first proper poem and was subtitled "A Philosophical poem with notes." What we see in Shelley's work is a shift in symbolism towards the dark mischievous Mab representing dangerous ideas of thought rather than of impulse.
So, whereas the Shakespearian Mab would suggest derangement of the senses and covering your jewess in cum whilst indulging in drugged-up bacchanalia, Shelley's more reasoned and politicised Mab would have you defend your motivation for cumming over her tits/face by eloquently defending your view of women and the world in general. Seducing her with dark reasoning, rather than dark impulses.
Anyway, hope some of this is useful to you - thanks for writing a very entertaining column and sharing your views with people like me. If you ever need intellectual assistance to get someone into bed then drop me a line.
Here's the actual quote from Romeo and Juliet:
Mercutio.
O, then I see Queen Mab has been with you.
She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes
In shape no bigger than an agate stone
On the forefinger of an alderman,
Drawn with a team of little atomies
Over men's noses as they lie asleep;
Her wagon spokes made of long spinners' legs,
The cover, of the wings of grasshoppers;
Her traces, of the smallest spider web;
Her collars, of the moonshine's wat'ry beams;
Her whip, of cricket's bone; the lash, of film;
Her wagoner, a small grey-coated gnat,
Not half so big as a round little worm
Pricked from the lazy finger of a maid;
Her chariot is an empty hazelnut,
Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers.
And in this state she gallops night by night,
Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love;
On courtiers' knees, that dream on curtsies straight;
O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees;
O'er ladies' lips, who straight on kisses dream,
Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues,
Because their breath with sweetmeats tainted are.
Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose,
And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;
And sometime comes she with a tithe pig's tail
Tickling a parson's nose as 'a lies asleep,
Then he dreams of another benifice.
Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck,
And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades,
Of healths five fathom deep; and then anon
Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes,
And being thus frighted, swears a prayer or two
And sleeps again. [I.iv.]
Luke: Hey Travis, thanks for the tips. Dinner went great. No sex but lots of good conversation. She got a kick out of your letter. I read her excerpts, leaving out the really strong bits. She thinks I'm dangerous and bad for her. That I am smart and cocky and emotional dynamite. But not intellectual nor sophisticated. I'm really drawn to strong tough stable together successful chicks like her, with big breasts.
Prager Admits Visiting Hooker
On his radio show this morning, Dennis Prager admitted he patronized a prostitute in Europe at age 20. Was this when Prager lost his virginity? Better not gossip about this though. Dennis thinks the rich and powerful should be able to do whatever they want in their private lives, from using pornogrpahy to visiting prostitutes, so long as they "don't hurt anybody." And we shouldn't talk about it. They can flount social and Biblical and religious norms all they want, but we shouldn't gossip about it.
Prager passionately opposed Heidi Fleiss selling her little black book of customers. He thought that would be a far greater sin than the actual patronizing of prostitutes. Prager wants to save people from humiliation. He thinks the release of the black book would ruin lives, disrupt families and marriages. Prager gives this personal information tremendous power.
Prager says Fleiss promised these men to keep their names private and that breaking a promise is a serious sin.
On what basis does Prager claim that the release of the black book is a greater sin than using hookers? I don't think he has a Biblical or Judaic leg to stand on. Judaism and the Bible opposes using prostitues, in fact, all extra-marital sex, as well as gossip. Both are sins.
Fuj: I think Prager was thinking about the Jewish concept of l'shon hara (spelling?), which literally means "murder with the tongue." Though Heidi Fleiss's book is written, this concept may apply to revealing the names of the people in the book. "Murder with the tongue" means not just falsehoods, but also gossip. Murder with the tongue is very much akin to real murder in Jewish law. Prager was saying, I think, that revealing the names is worse than the actual act of procuring the services of Heidi's girls.
Fluffer on Ally McBeal
John writes on RAME: "According to a review of tonight's show in the NY Daily News, Elaine helps out John Cage in the bathroom when he's having trouble sustaining his romantic mood for his girlfriend. When caught by Georgia, Elaine says "I'm his fluffer." The reviewer notes that the writer and the character use the word in its proper context and also recognizes that he, the reviewer notes that it's used correctly as well. Another scene tonight show Ally and Ling Woo in a prolonged kiss. Sounds like David E. Kelly is one of us at heart."
Tarkus writes: Yeah... she had a bad case of lust in a car wash and got naked with a complete stranger and did the dirty there. Plot continues where she was to help the daughter of a big client who had a final fling before her upcoming nuptuals, but was caught by their minister who now refused to marry them. Ally convinces him to do the wedding, and the overjoyed bride insists Ally be a bridesmaid. There, she discovers the groom was the car wash guy. Ally then objects to the wedding much to the dismay of those in attendance (all hearing she did the groom in the car wash). Long story short is that the guy was after the bride's money and, finally realizing that to be true, the wedding was called off.
BTW, last week, to help Biscuit hear Barry White again, Elaine had a rather prolonged (guess 15-20sec) stroking his penis in the unisex bathroom. DEFINITELY a more sexy show than the past couple of years. Tonight's should be a lot of fun!
mikepaul@usit.net says... > I'll try and call VCA this week. I figure MAYBE I'll be told what > companies don't want what, so I can call THEM and ask why they don't just > ignore jerks who want BM/WF out...
Mike: Here's the 11/1/1999 update (for what it's worth.) I got through to Russ Hampshire at VCA, and we talked for a few minutes. He said that he had *not* been told anything about another demand to stop BM/WF scenes, and the *he* was they guy who'd be told.
For example, he pointed to Marilyn Chambers' project, and would he shoot that if his profits would suffer? (I'm not sure if "Still Insatiable" fits the profile of non-gonzo, but what do I know?) The "ban" (he doesn't like that wording; it implies a *written* policy, which he says never existed) was strictly business before, and he implied Luke was just dredging up s--- to cause trouble.
So let's review for a moment... From Luke's website 9/24/1999: > Vivid (owned by a Jew), VCA and KBeech are leading major manufacturers > (with the exception of Wicked Pictures) to stop shooting scenes of black > men with white women. Scenes of white men doing black women are ok. The > reason for the stop? Pressure from cable companies who are hearing from > irate and loud customers that they don't want to see sex scenes between > black men and white women. Producers and directors for Vivid, VCA and > company have heard the instructions.
Then we have this follow-up from 9/30/1999: > Mike South writes on RAME: Yes this one is true. I have heard it from too > many people for it not to be true, including some of the people who have > been told NOT to shoot those scenes. This apparently does not apply to > "gonzo" releases, only to features intended for cable TV release. ( Which > does include some gonzo) Personally I suspect that a vocal minority is > dictating via complaints to cable providers and such. Is it really Vivid > or VCA's fault if the cableco says we wont buy material that contains this > subject matter? I think the real fault should be laid at the door of those > who just accept whatever the vocal minority dishes out. If you want > interacial call your cable provider make noise same as the bigots are.
Mike: Well, problem is, I can't locate any of these cable providers who are telling studios what to do. I'd *really* like to ask them why the bigots aren't ignored, but so far, nobody tells me anything's being said about BM/WF at all. So if anyone has any more info, please let me know. (Who or what is a KBeech?) I'm trying to sort things out, and frankly don't want to call ANYONE a liar, but I get the feeling SOMEBODY is incorrect here. It's not the time or the phone bill that'd bother me; incorrectly assuming the ban didn't exist just because *I* couldn't find it would...
Mike Paul: Anyone know if Spectravision is still a Big Name in hotel porn?
Photos From Sunday
Mad Jack phoned from Las Vegas Sunday evening about the Halloween parties he attended Saturday night.
MJ: "This thing was wild. We started out by going to the Pimp and Ho Ball at the Venetian Hotel... The line was so long... All these people dressed as '60s and '70s pimps. A ton of skin. We didn't go in... The guy wanted $350 for two VIP tickets. Apparently it is a brand new club there... The Fire Department shut it down... And fine. It was snooty crowd, a bunch of rich kids taking ecstasy.
"Then we shot over to the Fetish Ball ($40 entrance). About 3000 people... They had booths and exhibits and massages and New Age stuff... Plenty of alcohol flowing... Lots of girls we're doing body paint...
"I wore a leather mask and a 14" inch dildo I wore outside my pants... But once I was there a while, I put it back in my bag... I gave everybody cards and I've got all kinds of girls to shoot next week from this thing. A bunch of beauties that want to do fetish stuff.
"I was telling everybody that I was shooting this for l-keford.com. I'm your man out here. I didn't get home until 7AM. I finally turned the phone off because 10-12 people called. What site will that be on? Is that stuff up there yet?
"They had a Prince copy band that was awesome...with gorgeous backup singers... In the middle of the place, they had this bondage setup... And whoever wanted to get up there and do their bondage thing, could do it.
"The whipping and spanking that was happening there was really light weight... You saw Tia's ass [after Mad Jack thrashed her in good fun]. I felt like saying, hey guys, hand me that whip. Let me show you how to do this.
"The girl I took with me I had met a couple of months ago and she had wanted to work. And I never hired her. She called last night, hey, do you want to go to the Fetish Ball? I'll pay. I won all this money last night. I guess I'm known as the local kinkster, that's why I'm asked to all these things.
"I went to get her a drink and she disappeared... So I said f--- it, and I ran around by myself.
"I call my voice mail at 3AM from the Fetish Ball and I've got a message from the owner of the swing club that I frequent. And he says dude, come on down.
"So I drove over to the swing club and there's the f---ing girl I brought with me to the Fetish Ball, sitting on the couch between two guys... She was trying to work them, make money."
Luke: "Was she a hooker?"
Mad Jack: "I don't know. We don't want to say that. There are a lot of girls in this town who don't want to be referred to as hookers but they make money... She disappeared... I went into the orgy room and there was a couple in there who had been down numerous times and watched me f---. The owner calls me all the time because I am the first one to get naked and say, let's go. And there are a lot of watchers, people who pay and just watch.
"So I started schmoozing this guy's wife and telling her how pretty she was and finally I just looked at her and said, you want to suck my cock, don't you? And she said yes I do, and I said, here we go.
"So I grabbed her and brought her over to the bed... Her husband was doing her from behind and she's blowing me... And to my left was a f---ing goddess... And she always wears a mask. And she's watching us while she's jacking her boyfriend off.
"I'm thinking, I've got to get this girl. Because this guy's wife was ok but she wasn't anything close to this other girl. So we get done with the wife and I am sitting there jacking off while watching this beauty with the mask... And I just dove in over there. I started to play with her tits and she pushed me away. So I grabbed her hand and put it on my cock and she started jacking me off. It didn't go much further. She blew me for a minute. Then this other guy walked in and we just played around. And I didn't even get a nut.
"I think that Seneca, KBeech contract girl, will move out here in January. We're cool again.
"I'm going to a gangbang at MGM Grand tomorrow. It's Group Las Vegas. A bunch of guys, balck and white, into getting laid. He's been doing this a couple of years. It goes in spurts... He has six women this week who want to get gangbanged.
"If he will call this girl to say he's got 15 guys lined up, she will drive from Idaho just to get gangbanged. She's a nasty girl and loves to get cum all over her.
"I was at a gangbang last week and it was the weirdest f---ing thing. This lady shows up with her aged husband... She's wearing some sexy lingerie. She goes upstairs and there are 20 f---ing dudes... And everybody is milling around, jacking off and watching... And I'm sitting back and going, this is too f---ing weird... And too weird for Mad Jack is really f---ing weird. It was just bizarre. Guys would stand around for a minute, drop their s--- and jump in. It's really hard when you've got one girl and 15 guys... I couldn't even get hard for it. I just stood and watched...
"I'm taking a non-industry girl out tonight... She's a bartender, and stone-cold gorgeous. I've been working it since I got rid of Tia. We're going to dinner. I've got some comps at Treasure Island."
Ramsey writes on RAME:
For those who didn't believe the fact that Tom Byron did a she-male
check out Luke F-rd (2/11). Great pictures of Byron and some guy with
make-up. I wish we could get a comment from Extreme because both Rob
Black and Tom Byron always said that it didn't happen after the first
exposure. I guess their policy was "deny everything". Well they can't
deny the truth now because the real damage is done! Thank God for Luke
F-rd.
<JimGunn> Luke- all your pics are mixed up you get my note tonight?
<l-keford> yes, it is a trick
<JimGunn> A trick?
<l-keford> or treat
<JimGunn> A trick is a purposefully mislabeled caption like "Gene Ross blows Paul F.". A mix-up is when all the randomly-labeled images on a web site are mis-captioned.
<l-keford> jim, ur so literal minded
<JimGunn> Yes, Rog bur Brigete has the tiny ass of a slutlet that I like although she's a little tall...
<JimGunn> I know Luke...I take everything too seriously.
<zoexxx> cant people just leave me the f--- alone and let me get on with my life
<TheRogSays> Zoe, are you being stalked?
<zoexxx> i guess so
<l-keford> i apologize
<zoexxx> someone is pretending to be me
<zoexxx> and talking s--- to people
<TheRogSays> On AOL?
<zoexxx> that is just f---ed up
<zoexxx> yep
<TheRogSays> Hmmmm, any idea who?
<zoexxx> they said they were charly frey
<J0HNG0TTI> dance guy?
<zoexxx> but i dont think i believe that
<zoexxx> yep
<TheRogSays> why would he pretend to be you?
<zoexxx> why would they say
<zoexxx> we have had our little problems
<zoexxx> but i dont really think it is him
<TheRogSays> Someone needs to hunt down and kill Zoe's stalker, any volunteers?
<J0HNG0TTI> ignore it
<zoexxx> i try
<zoexxx> but it affects my career
<J0HNG0TTI> you dont think people like major actors have these problems and more?
<J0HNG0TTI> no it doesnt
<zoexxx> this is one of the reasons i havent been dancing
<XTacyAVS> try a restraining order?
<J0HNG0TTI> if nyone knows ya they know your cool
<zoexxx> its not that easy
<zoexxx> i try
<J0HNG0TTI> restraining orders are tough in cali
<zoexxx> it is just stressing
<zoexxx> i just want to live my life
<J0HNG0TTI> its hard to do that in the public eye
<zoexxx> why do people have to f--- with other peoples lives
<J0HNG0TTI> uhhhhhhh jealousy?
<J0HNG0TTI> boredom
<zoexxx> thats f---ed
<l-keford> i only do it for the public good
<J0HNG0TTI> thats reality
<J0HNG0TTI> ya right
<zoexxx> don't they know or care that they hurt people
<l-keford> no
<J0HNG0TTI> they dont care
<zoexxx> yeah but what about the talent
<J0HNG0TTI> they think it is their right to harass
<WarmProp> luke i'm sure you have a copyright licence to those color climax pics
<JimGunn> Your domain is www.thismaybetrueimjustajournaslist.com
<MadisonFan> www.ThisIsTrueUntilYouProveItsNot.com is lukes
<WarmProp> thanks jim
<JimGunn> www.whocaresifitstrueijustreportitandlettheplayersbattleitoutinvindictiveemailswheretheyairtheirdirtylaundryformyamusementandprofitpsitsagreattrafficgeneratortoo.com
<l-keford> wp, i do everything by the book
<JimGunn> www.yellowjournalism.com
<l-keford> i am in hysterics, that was wonderful jim...
<JimGunn> haha
<l-keford> You know jim, i really like and respecdt you
<l-keford> you are so dependable
<JimGunn> JimGunn ,at your service, Monsier
<l-keford> now blow me like you did kid vegas
<XTacyAVS> www.xxxdrudgereport.com is shorter and to the point
<MadisonFan> ha
<JimGunn> I only blow people whio can HELP my career, not wannabe's, hehe
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<jewporner> lotty dotty, i killed johngotti
<jimmyD> yu must be jesus f---ing christ, jew porner...luke has had nothing to say till you came in..i guess you can wake the dead
<jewporner> that's right and i can raise some careers,too
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<l-keford> :)
<jimmyD> you made me boss
<kosherdon> someones got to run this thing
<kosherdon> this thing of ours
<jimmyD> i tell everyone you did
<kosherdon> haha
<jewporner> i heard thins, i heard thins
<jewporner> thats my best joe peschi
<jimmyD> in fact..im the only grateful motherf---er you ever made... i dont hear it outa anyone elses mouth
<jewporner> why, thank you mr. digiorgio
<jimmyD> your welcome...sir.
<kosherdon> i wanted to get some fbi surveilance tapes of gotti in front of the gravanite and use them for comercials for vitos restaurant
<jimmyD> hey luke, we're thinking of inviting you and albo to dinner
<jimmyD> maybe some mex food in east la
<l-keford> :)
<jimmyD> why do i get the feeling luke would be there in a heartbeat...
<kosherdon> who wouldnt?
<jimmyD> could be a f---ing riot
<jewporner> sin city is still looking for a receptionist
<jewporner> referals welcome
<kosherdon> im in
<jimmyD> i think we should set this up... break some bread....break some balls..see if albo breaks your jaw
<kosherdon> lol
<jewporner> all at breakfast
<jimmyD> i thought zoe was gonna be the new receptionist
<jimmyD> i dint get a :) from luke on that last statement
<jewporner> no, she only wants to do movies and dance
<jimmyD> well shez no f---ing fun
<kosherdon> got to answer phones
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<jimmyD> kosher is moonlighting at a radio station taking the call-ins
<jimmyD> hey jimG..you talkin to those guys bak in jersey?? those b&d shows been done for weeks and i cant get anyone to tell me what to do with them...i talked to debbie and she said something about a B&d trailer...but havnet heard anyting sicne
<jimmyD> with matt, i couldnt deliver the s--- fast enough..with these guys, i cant deliver it once it's done
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<Pau|B-trick-r-treat> hola
<JimGunn> Loudness-br, not for nothing, but I don't quite agree with the ban on "teen" mentions.
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<jimmyD> i take it no one ever mentioned a trailer to you (thats sposed to be on the front...course there's no room for it)
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<jimmyD> now im gonna have to take the shows down a generation and add this trailer (if they ever get it to me), and charge them more
<JimGunn> Well to be specific there is a 8:40 sec. trailer that I developed for PP years ago that goes on most all of the tapes but whether that is what they are referring to I don;t know.
<Loudness-br> Jim: so tell other ops to change our faq
<jimmyD> i dont know either...apparently they arent speaking to me
<JimGunn> They are better off adding at the duplication process.
<JimGunn> Unless you alreday had it to begin with
<jimmyD> which is ok...since im holding..what? $25K worth of their material
<MadisonFan> teens encompass not only 18 and 19, but 13-17, too impossible to differentiate peoples intentions, hence the ban
<JimGunn> I get it Madison.
<JimGunn> Well if you are asking me e-mail or cal explain the generation loss (which is unconscionable to me) and suggest that they add any trailer later.
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<jimmyD> i agree the gen loss shouldnt happen...especially to the mellisa monet garbage which will really take a dump if it goes another generation
<Loudness-br> hey Paul
<Pau|B-trick-r-treat> 12,4 LBR
<Loudness-br> well
<Loudness-br> gotta go
<Loudness-br> later all
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<jimmyD> maybe they should pay me to edit them over
<jimmyD> that works for me
<JimGunn> It's hardly even worth doinf anyway since it makes a what four 55:00 or so minute shows go to like 63:00, i.e., like T-70 and adss another expense greater than any income derived from the lousy 300 bondage pieces they'll sell each anyeay
<jimmyD> if they only move 300 pcs... they need new salespeople
<JimGunn> Bondage...It was this kind of minutiea that made me not want to run a porn company...
<jimmyD> i know its bondage..they should still do way more than 300
<JimGunn> Ok maybe 600 if I was selling it
<JimGunn> Five years ago.
<jimmyD> with all their deals??? s---...they'll do a thousand pieces
<jimmyD> and then catalogue the s--- out of it
<jimmyD> jimmyD might shooot Lil Sinderella next week in her first appearance in a coupla years
<BongHit^> hehe didn't recognize ya Matt, why Jewporner? That could be a big chunk of the industry
<jimmyD> JewPorner *IS* the industry
<BongHit^> What I wanna know is, do ya get extrta points if you're Jewish AND Italian?
<JimGunn> Whattya expect from guys that call themselves jewporner or refer to themselves in the third person?
<jewporner> that's luke 's way of posting my posts here
<jimmyD> spallone is jewish AND italian...it dont help him much
<BongHit^> The best hardcore scenes for Chasey were Wicked As She Seems and Chasey Revealed. Both facial endings, both filmed for Steve Orenstein over at Wicked
<jimmyD> im gonna leave this biz, then come bak as an israeli and make some real money
<jewporner> jim, you would have to face all the vilification of the industry
<JonNYC> well for instance...we put every single one of Jenna Jamesons boy/girl scenes on a comp spanning 3 videos in order of production. From oldest scenes to newest and put together a facial collage with our hi tech gadgets :)
<adamjm> why the pics of you with a gun and a bullet in your mouth luke?
<BobBlec> adam: popular demand?
<adamjm> you got it all f---ed up
<adamjm> bullet should be in the gun
<adamjm> and the gun in your mouth
<Sultana^> lol
<adamjm> actually under the chin pointing up works better
<adamjm> or luke could hand me the gun and i'd just give him 2 behind the ear and 2 in the chest
<l-keford> :)
<BobBlec> adam: you'd better not piss him off; after he shoots himself, you'll be next
<adamjm> hehe bob
<adamjm> what does your mom think about your gun pics luke?
<l-keford> doesn't like em
<rollerblade> hello again, everybody
<adamjm> at least you didn't have a dick in your mouth
<adamjm> i guess she can rejoice that you're still not gay
<rollerblade> zoe, the man in the car: did the cops make him go away ?
<zoexxx> the neighbors scared him away
<zoexxx> they came home before the cops got here
<zoexxx> and he left