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Thursday, October 21st, 1999

Buck Adams Heartattack

Buck Adams had a serious heart attack yesterday and had to be revived from the dead.

Buck was goofing around and punching a bag and getting feisty when he suddenly dropped. The folks at Notorious Productions called 9-1-1. Buck appeared dead and had to be revived by paramedics using the equivalent of jumper cables.

"Everyone was upset," says Lynne L-patin who attended a Jim Lane directed Bukkake fest Wednesday night. "But not so upset that they couldn't do Bukkake. It was fun. A lady named Serena got all gooey and icky... All these guys pouring spunk on her face, but they gross out if a drop falls on them.

"Buck Adams does not need 300 phone calls. Let him recuperate or whatever you do after you die."

I hear that Buck is in stable condition. He had a cocaine related heart attack four years ago.

Danger Boy Video

Luke and Brad from Danger Boy Video did Nice Jewish Girl over the phone Tuesday night.

Brad to NJG: "You're just a character right? Luke made you up?"

NJG: "No I'm the real thing. What's with your Jimplasti@aol.com email address? That is so gross. It's like a used condom."

Brad: "Shut the f--- up and let me tell you what it is. Jimplastic is the name of a shoe that Airwalk made. I used to be in the shoe business. I created this material that is like a shiny plastic. So my name was Jimplastic. Then I got suspended from AOL for doing some nasty things... I'm Danger Boy Video kids, so you can imagine what I did. I just did it in the Christian rock room. We brought our friends over there and had orgies in the room. They suspended Jimplastic for 99 years. So I had to come back to AOL, and I used Jimplasti."

NJG: "I can't believe you don't use condoms. You're endangering Mila's life?"

Brad: "I don't use condoms because I'm married. For Mila, we make sure everyone is well tested. We mainly use first-time girls. Get them tested on a Monday, hold them in a quarantine until Thursday when we shoot them. Then we let them go. And we use the same two guys in our movies and they test religously."

NJG: "Are they good looking or are they dogs like all the men in porno?"

Brad: "Our guys f--- hard... Dave Hardman and Earl Slate are not beautiful but they have good hard dicks. You obviously don't understand a f---ing thing about this business..."

NJG: "What girl would want to do half the pigs in the business?"

Brad: "They're nice cleancut all-America guys. It's not about being cute. It's about you lying there and being convulsed with orgasms. You should call Stevie Hirsch... You need to come up with a line of videos with pretty guys in it... The guys who read Luke's sit and the guys who buy our movies want to see raunch."

NJG: "Do you pay Mila well?"

Brad: "Mila is a partner and she owns a percentage... Mila was raped in this business for four years. They used her and tossed her aside. She never had control over anything. We gave her full control until we realized what she wanted to do and then we had to totally cut it back. Mila is not in this for the money. She's nasty... She comes from a nice Jewish family."

NJG: "Max Hardcore is one of the ugliest guys in the business and he's really old. I only go out with supermodels."

Brad: "Did you ever meet Luke?"

NJG: "Yes. I live in San Francisco. Brad, do you have a Jewish wife?"

Brad: "Yes, I am a Jewish kid from Beverly Hills."

NJG: "I probably would never have gone out with you. You're not cute enough for me."

Brad: "In high school? If you wouldn't have let me and my friends f--- you in every hole, you wouldn't have even gotten asked out. We were tearing it up back then. You think I woke up next to my Jewish wife and said one day, 'Honey, I'm selling the f---ing shoe store and starting Danger Boy Video.' It happened, 'maybe that s--- I did in high school should've been on tape.' And that's how it evolved."

Luke: "Did you really have sex in high school?"

Brad: "Tons. I was on the wrestling team and I was the smallest guy. Weighed 100 pounds. All my friends weighed about 275. We were raging. And I had the pick of the litter because the girls liked to hang out with the athletes and they'd hang all over these big guys but they didn't want 'em... So I scooped 'em up."

"NJG, do you take pop shots on your face?"

NJG: "Never. I don't even do that."

Brad: "You're obviously not married."

NJG: "I'm married to Luke."

Brad: "You're not married to Luke because Luke likes to give it to them on the face, sweetie. He likes to look down on them, have them pull their hair back, and have their face look up... Luke is so against porn that he has to have the dark river..."

Luke: "I don't want pornography because it is immoral and degrades women."

Brad: "Yes we all agree that pornography degrades women. But isn't it cooler that I have Mila, a woman degrading women?"

NJG: "What happens to the girls? Do they cry?"

Brad: "We had a girl who came in the first time. She was 19 and doing her first scene. We had her scheduled to do Mila and two guys. But one of the guys wasn't there yet so we took her scene from the morning to noon. Then, when the next scene started, she started crying and went in the corner by herself. I went to her and asked, what's the matter. And she said, I think I'm ugly and nobody wants to work with me.

"So we grabbed Dave Hardman and said, tell Dave what you just told me. And that was it. Dave was on his knees, put her up on the sink and started going down on her and she was a happy little camper and that was the closest we came to having an unhappy person on one of our sets.

"Mila hasn't put anybody in the hospital except herself. Max gets out of hand... Mila does stuff with rubber toys while Max uses his dick, which is harder... Mila never does anything to anybody else that she won't do to herself."

NJG: "Do you guys always do anal?"

Brad: "Nooooo. You've got it wrong. We're not like rapists. We find these young girls on the internet. We tell them upfront. I'm disgustingly blunt and ugly when I speak. We like to shoot people who've never done movies before and aren't even strippers... They just think they're bad little sluts and they have nice boyfriends who don't f--- 'em like a dog and treat 'em rude, stuff they want... If they get embarrassed while we're talking, they just click off and I'm done. I don't chase them down, they call us."

NJG: "I'm concerned that this anal thing is tearing up the girls."

Brad: "You know what Mila's ass looks like?"

NJG: "Like my room."

Brad: "She has the most torn up ass in the business because she's a little girl and they've wrecked her butt. But we're putting her in storage. She's not doing double anal anymore. Our girls only do anal if they want to, only three out of nine girls have done anal.

"Scenes start out with the girl and Mila. Mila does an intro, 'I met this girl online or on Luke F-rd...' Luke you got a thank you in one of our movies... Then they do soft girl-girl and Mila tries to get the girl off, but young girls do not always get off. Then Mila does her famous squirt thing, where she does female ejaculation. Has an orgasm and squirts out."

Luke: "That's pee."

Brad: "Oh God... Then she squirts on the girl's face... Then into the sex. We talk beforehand about what the girls want. She might say, I think my ass is big, so please don't do me doggie style with the camera behind...

"I did marketing for one company in Hollywood that did live feeds with a dildo cam... I was going to buy a live website that does that... Most of those places are so thrashed. Some girls are faking the fingering and some are really fingering and who knows what slime has crawled out onto those beds. They're on for two hour shifts and then the next chick is lying on those beds... They are so gross. I did a walkthrough in a place in Hollywood and these girls are like, 'I would never do porn. That's degrading. I make $40 an hour here.' And I'm like, 'we don't s--- on the places where we screw. This is disgusting in this room. Foul.'"

NJG: "Do you use new toys every time?"

Brad: "No, but we use some new toys every time. And thanks to Sharon Mitchell, we have free lube and cleaner for our toys."

NJG: "You should use condoms on the toys."

Brad: "We cleaned the toys in the fishpond last time..."

Luke: "NJG, don't worry. These porn girls are hos. They're not real people."

Brad: "I appreciate what they do for a living. I could not marry one.

"We only shoot girls one time. If they go run off after us and do nine scenes, I don't want to know about it."

Luke: "Ever had sex with Mila Brad?"

Brad: "Never. I just started kissing her on the cheek hello for the first time."

NJG: "He's not like you Luke. Luke's a ho."

Brad: "I'm a ho too. Luke got pictures of me sucking on a transvestite's tit at the AVN Expo. Gia Darling."

Luke: "You were sucking on his dick."

Brad: "My wife wasn't bothered."

Luke: "Do you f--- around?"

Brad: "No. We're having a baby next month."

Luke: "Your kid will be so proud. My daddy, Danger Boy Video."

Brad: "I also manufacture children's shoes."

Luke: "Do you employ Chinese slave labor?"

Brad: "No, very expensive Spanish and Italian labor... I build my design, create my shoe, and then subcontract with established factories. My dad owned 13 shoe stores."

Luke: "Are there too many Jews in the shoe business?"

NJG: "There are only Jews in the shoe business. Brad, tell him that he's not one of us. And he hates the Kennedys. He's not a Jew."

Luke: "I'm going to start investigating the shoe business. I've had enough of porn."

Brad: "I could help you tear the shoe business up. I was just saying to my wife, 'I wish there was a website like Luke's for the shoe business.'

"What Luke's missing is the heritage..."

NJG: "He has no feelings."

Luke: "Yeah, but I have a yiddishe kup [Jewish brain]."

NJG: "You just go to shul to find people to f---, Luke F-rd. He's like the welcoming committee."

Brad: "Do you tell people you are a journalist or do you cough up the truth?"

Luke: "I don't cough up the truth."

NJG: "He lies."

Brad: "Why are you ashamed dude?"

Luke: "Because I don't want to get kicked out. XXX threw me out last year."

Brad: "Elliot Segal, who owned Western Visuals, was huge in the Orthodox community. His family was all Chabad [a branch of Hasidic Judaism]. I know all the original Chabad rabbis."

Luke: "I have to run to shul. A class on Job..."

Brad: "On Tuesday night? You go to learn? You're a fanatic."

NJG: "He goes to pick up chicks."

Brad: "Luke, you never take a firearm with you when you go anywhere like that? You might think you're Jewish and self righteous and a happy gun toter, but don't ever flip back and decide that you hate Jews and you made a mistake."

NJG: "He will. He's so extreme."

Brad: "It will be like the Magnificent Seven.... He's gone and he's left his tape recorder on."

Luke is now driving to learn Torah, but with my phone off the hook and my recorder running.

NJG: "I floated on to his site because I love gossip and someone said in alt.celebrities.gossip that Luke F-rd has the dish on Jenna Jameson and Joe Montana. So I was like, really? More dish for me. So I surfed over to his site and sure enough this whole big Jenna Jameson thing is going on. And I only know Jenna Jameson because of Howard Stern. Then I started getting addicted to his site [April, 1999]."

Brad: "Kid Vegas is a doofus. I don't like people that cruise into a group, latch on to quick friends and then skidaddle as soon as things get tough."

NJG: "He's an artist."

Brad: "He was an accident. People invented him for no reason. All his movies suck... Our second movie comes out Friday. It's definitely going to freak people out. They will see things they've never seen before."

NJG: "Like what? Like girls having a real good time instead of a fake one? It seems like in all of porn the girls don't even like it and they're eyes are always open looking at the camera. Porn seems really fake."

Brad: "We take these girls who think they want to do a porno movie one time. We shock the s--- out of them. They have a story to tell for the rest of their lives. And we've got it on tape and that's the end of it. Only one of our girls [Candy Girl] is still working. She makes an incredible amount of money as a dancer in LA. About $1000 a day..."

NJG: "I'm in the wrong business."

Brad: "You don't look like that. You're cute but you're not 5'3, 100 pounds, all natural, and blonde everywhere with baby blue eyes. She's not going to make a lot of movies. Her boyfriend is a real hardcore ex-con who takes no s--- off anybody so he's not making a million friends with the guys in this business because it's hard to work with people in this business if you try to have the utmost respect and ethics from everybody. And that's what you learn in prison. And that's what you expect to be treated with and he's not getting that respect. So he's like, f--- it, she's not going to shoot.

"He's met people at Hustler and they treated her like a queen. She shot for them and for us and for VCA. She's not working for people who are underpaying and abusing."

NJG: "What's good pay in this business?"

Brad: "Not much. I don't know. We don't pay good. We tell the girls if you do this scene really good, we'll give you a subway sandwich. We've had one girl do it for free. A couple of girls do it for $250 each. And the others for $300-$400. We want them to know ahead of time that if you're doing it for the money, don't even bother coming in. And we don't want someone to come in and say, it was easy work for $400, I am now going to go f--- on every set for $400. Now my movie is worth nothing because I do not have newcomers. I have torn up old hags. Now everyone's f---ed them so my movie is not special. So I like it that Mila turns their mind. Oh, I don't really want to be in the porn business. Thank you and bye. Then we've got their first and only scene."

NJG: "Mila does not go out with anybody outside the business?"

Brad: "She's not dating now. No sex [except on camera]. She's a totally cool chick. People who don't like her can't understand her because she's so anal. She's amazingly neat and compulsive about every stitch of makeup. Don't come around her without a manicure and be wearing nice clothes if you come to see her at her house. And you better call first. And you better not wear your shoes inside."

NJG: "She's Russian. Like my grandmother."

Brad: "It's Ally McBeal time. I have to go."

NJG: "None of my girlfriends like that show."

Brad: "That's because you live up in San Francisco and they all have their head up their ass and are into women's lib... Get your ass down here and blow me. I know you don't do third input, for sure."

NJG: "For sure, you couldn't even pay me for that.

"I've never even done Luke. Would he still be talking to me if I had done him?"

Thursday night Luke and Nice Jewish Girl interviewed music critic J.D. Considine.

NJG writes: "NJG and Luke thought they were both extremely brilliant, take no prisoners kind of people. Then they met JD Considine. NJG wound up feeling like a bubble gum snapping bleached blonde with lots of heavy mascara and tight black capri pants with white stiletto heels and a sleeveless midriff. Luke wound up feeling like her Suitcase Pimp, wearing a brown polyester suit, a loud brown printed polyester shirt, with long brown greasy hair tied in a ponytail. Here's the conversation."

Thirty minutes later, NJG writes: Luke, I have a headache too! It goes from temple to temple, it feels like the size and shape of a football, it's dark green with yellow patches oh god you gave it to me!! I got your headache from the phone wires!! Damn!!! I am too f---ing sensitive Luke. Not fair. P.S. Glad you liked what I wrote!! Wasn't it cool? You suitcase pimp you!! :) :) I think I hit it on the head when I wrote that though. I told Cookie. She died laughing. You know what? I think she really loves me and cares about me.. She says she only goes to your site to look for me. It's really strange to have someone, like a mom, care about you. But it's cool. She's like a mom, you know. She and I talk every single day of the week on-line and she's just there for me. It's so cool. She comes on and im's me as soon as she gets on-line. Her, my mom and dad all went to Fairfax High School at the same time. Oh and Cookie knew and tutored Sandy Kofax!! She just told me that!! I was IMPRESSED!! love you you suitcase pimp you, your girlfriend NJG.

Aghast in Modesto writes: Luke, In Peter North's advice column at www.adultstarsmagazine.com he states: "Male actors can make up to eleven -twelve thousand a month depending on how good they perform and how often they work. " This just doesn't seem to jibe with the "hand to mouth" stories I read about most porn actors on your site. Does Peter receive a premium bonus based on the high volume of his copious loads? Is he grossly exaggerating his monthly pay to impress his readers? Or is he just flashing back on his income range when he was gay superstar, Matt Ramsey? What is the realistic annual income of a known straight male porner?

Luke: Straight male performers will make $200-$500 a scene and will do up to five scenes a week. So yes, Peter North and the other leading studs like Mark Davis can earn $10,000 a month.

Luke writes on RAME: Why do Rob Spallone and James DiGiorgio always insist on using such ugly chix in their movies?

Ramsey writes: I guess because they're cheap or maybe because Spallone and DiGiorgio have bad taste.

James DiGiorgio responds to Luke: Since when did you go from criticizing porn to critiquing it?

Annabel Chong Interview

David Austin writes on RAME: At http://www.documentmag.com/witness/cmp/witness_frameset.html (pull-down menu option "Annabel Chong" story) there is an interview with Chong/Quek about the recently released video documentary _Sex: The Annabel Chong Story_. She comments on her decision to do the gangbang video and discusses her future plans.

News responds on RAME: Who cares? Is anyone actually attracted to this pig?? My Christ she is the most hideous looking girl I've ever seen in a porno flick. I couldn't stand to look at or listen to her during her Stern appearance, let alone watching that nasty skank get f---ed. <<shudder>>

Ultra responds: Why I do, thanks for asking. In fact, if you'll indulge me to repost two other interesting and intelligent Annabel Chong interviews:

www.nerve.com/Goodman/chong/

www.post1.com/home/rekrap/annabel.html

I hope you enjoy them as much you enjoyed the one David posted.

Oh my, a Howard Stern fan wrote this incisive, thoughtful post. What a shock. }:~> So sorrry to hear Annabel took precious seconds away from Jenna, Janine, Stacy and whatever other overinflated Baywatch wannabe's Howard parades across his stage these days. Clearly, this is a significant and malicious slight against you that Stern would do such a thing. The man caused you to shudder in public from malingering psychological distress, for crying out loud. I suggest you boycott, or better yet, file a lawsuit.

Becky: She looks better than those old hags making comebacks or who refuse to retire. I saw an interview she did about the time her gangbang vid came out and she looked cute.

AIM Stops Taking Blood By Mail

Sharon Mitchell's Adult Industry Medicine Foundation sent out this fax Wednesday afternoon:

As of today AIM...will discontinue accepting specimens for PCR/DNA screening by mail for Adult Industry Talent only. Although this policy requires two professional signatures as opposed to one, concerns were raised regarding possible identification validation. Upon review of our policy we must take the time to honor the people we serve in the Adult Industry. We ask that talent fly in a day early and come down to AIM and get tested, or call in and we will give you the name of a facility that tests PCR/DNA outside the Los Angeles area. We will continue to do anonymous by mail for the general public, but for now we ask talent to do walk in or mobile draw eithe rhere or the facility of your choice.

Sabrina Johnson is required to retest at AIM HealthCare Foundation when she arrives to Los Angeles. Technically she is still on quarantine as per our new policy until she tests in person. Thank you for your cooperation, input and feedback.

Greg Zeboray writes: Family Medical Center (aka North Hollywood 10 minute) is now operating as a satellite office for the Maxicare Health Insurance plan available exclusively to talent. This plan, which is offered by PC Cast & Crew and Greg Zeboray, remains the only true group insurance plan for talent. No medical questions, no underwriting - nothing - enroll and it's yours! Those of you already on the Maxicare plan will now be able to drop off payments there as well. Please see Dr. Lepley to complete your paperwork. Center hours are 8:30 am to 9:30 pm Monday through Friday, 9:00 am to 8:00 pm Saturday, and 10:00 am to 7:00 pm on Sunday. While your there, ask for a tour of this state-of-the-art facility - physicians are always present, and the HIV PCR-DNA test remains $ 85.00 with a 24-hour turnaround. Family Medical Center 12629 Riverside Dr. North Hollywood (818) 487-1987

Brandy Alexandre says: I bought the Maxicare insurance. It's actually better than what I was getting from Forest Lawn. But I'm not very likely to use the "industry" clinic, even though it's just around the corner. There's too much infighting. I'm afraid I would not get fair or quality treatment for anything with them knowing I was part of *that* plan. Luckily, the medical group I was signed up with through Forest Lawn/Blue Shield was also under Maxicare.

Leanna Scott?

Ryman writes: If you go to alt.binaries.pictures.alley-baggett and check the pictures of Leanna Scott and the alleged mpeg of her. Now I have other Leanna Scott pictures and the girl in the mpeg looks A LOT like her. They both have similiar size tits, a tatoo on the right shoulder blade, SUPER-white teeth, similiar shaped ears and multiple earing pierces. Why another Playboy model would like to go into porn amazes me, PLUS the fact that this mpeg is on the raunchy side. I would think someone like that would run to Vivid and become a Vivid girl.

Porno Permits

Fred writes: Luke, I came across the hollywood permit office website. They post daily locations. Including porno. You can find them at: www.eidc.com/

Here is a sample:

VCA LABS, INC. NIGHT OUT 10687 SOMMA WY M 19-Oct 19-Oct 07:00 22:00
VCA LABS, INC. NIGHT OUT 4406 HASKELL AV M 26-Oct 26-Oct 06:00 20:00
VCA LABS, INC. NIGHT OUT 10150 STONEHURST AV M 27-Oct 31-Oct 08:00 22:00 VCA LABS, INC. NIGHT OUT 4406 HASKELL AV M 30-Oct 30-Oct 09:00 22:00
PC CAST & CREW UNTITLED 4771 CALDERON RD M 27-Oct 27-Oct 07:00 22:00
PC CAST & CREW UNTITLED 10470 JIMENEZ ST M 27-Oct 29-Oct 07:00 22:00

VCA owner Russ Hampshire owns PC Cast & Crew with Greg Zeboray.

Sexual Revolution

Dr. Susan Block will be on “Which Way LA?” on KCRW 89.9 FM in Los Angeles this Thursday, October 21, 1999 at 1 PM (PT). Dr. Block will discuss “The Sexual Revolution” as part of a panel of experts that includes James Peterson, author of Playboy’s “Century of Sex,” Dr. Macolm Potts, a physician and evolutionist, Dr. Nicky Singh, a professor of Asian studies, and David Brooks, a writer for The Weekly Standard. The panel will be moderated by KCRW host Warren Olny. The show airs live at 1 PM (PT), and is rebroadcast at 7 PM (PT). Listen on your computer at www.kcrw.org.

IEG Scandals Widen

From Wednesday's Washington Post about IEG head Seth Warshavsky: But this week he has found himself fighting troubling accusations of current and former employees. The allegations, made in sworn statements, include overcharging thousands of customer credit cards for memberships to pornography Web sites. They also say the company's revenues are substantially less than Warshavsky has said in public statements.

The allegations were filed in connection with a suit he brought against two former executives and a company lawyer. Warshavsky accused the three--Evan Wright, Bert Reitsma and Eric Blank--of violating a non-compete clause in their employment contracts and stealing an IEG e-mail list. The three deny any wrongdoing. Warshavsky settled the lawsuit late Monday afternoon in exchange for the two former employees--Wright and Reitsma--signing a statement saying that information they provided to The Washington Post "may be incomplete and could be inaccurate."

Luke issued a wakeup call on IEG in May of this year and has always ranked Warshavsky low for ethics.

Luke: Meanwhile, it appears that Metro Global Media stock may be worthless. SFCDreamer writes on Yahoo: The SEC has stopped trading on three of my stocks this year. First, I owned 50 shares of ECTS and the SEC shut them down. I later sold them for 1 cent per share (I had paid $11 per share!).. Then UPCA said they had discovered a cure for AIDS. I bought some shares in them, and about a week later the SEC shut them down....Then I bought 1000 shares of MGMA, and the SEC has shut them down now too! Does anyone think that MGMA will resume trading? Does anyone know the status of their SEC statements? Why don't they issue a press release and let us know what is going on?

Corruptfile34 writes: It's all over except the shareholder class action suit. And you just know these guys dont have BOD E&O insurance.

Bobbitt Bitten

Luke reported on this story last week. Wednesday Page Six gossip column in the New York Post says: JOHN Wayne Bobbitt has been knifed again - this time in the back. Bobbitt's erstwhile spokesman, Robert Yates, says he set up his client with a 19-year-old stripper, secretly video-taped the liaison from a closet, and will soon be selling the home movie to the highest bidder. "John just found out about it last Friday," he tells PAGE SIX's Ian Spiegelman, "and he's been leaving threats on my answering machine ever since. He says stuff like, 'I'm gonna kick your ass,' but I'm hoping John will realize that this will make a lot of money for him." Yates says he doesn't understand Bobbitt's reluctance to follow up his two previous porn roles: "What else can the most famous penis in America do? He tried stand-up comedy and bombed. Now he wants to be an actor but he can't act." Yates says he's already received offers in the "mid-six-figure range" but feels his work is worth a lot more. "Some people are calling it the 'Blair Witch' of porn, but I don't really want to be associated with that movie." And he isn't worried about possible legal ramifications, because he paid the stripper "only for her film work." Besides, he says, "I'm only 20, so there's not much you can take from me." Bobbitt could not be reached.

Writes Yates: The only thing is John does not know about it yet. How you ask? Well, let me give you the scoop. It isn't actually a porn film but more of a home movie, in the way I set John up. With help from a girl and plenty of hidden cameras I caught John in the act on tape. I was hoping to get a half hour of film I ended up getting 6. I have enough to edit and make a great movie out of it. This will really answer some questions about John that everyone has asked him in every interview ever. Let me give you the details. As you may or may not know, I Robert R. Yates, have been working with John Wayne Bobbitt for quite some time. In this time I have given John many opportunities to make something of himself, again. For example, John's comedy career. The week before John's first booking he had gotten stage fright. Then refused to talk to me for about 2 weeks, after he already missed 4 gigs, including Comedywood in Toronto. After that I got an offer for a big movie contract that would have John in the staring role. Well, John had taken the contact number without my knowledge, and tried to do some negotiating himself saying that he was his own manager. He blew that deal. After that John came back to me and asked what I could do. John says he wants to become famous.

The entire time I have been working with John, the only thing people seemed to care about is if he is going to make another porn. After all he has the World's Most Famous Penis. John refuses the idea of doing another adult film. He says he has already shown the world what they needed to see. But no one has ever seen John in the state he is now. His penis is deformed it got all bent up and out of whack after the enlargement surgery, which made his penis huge!!! I never seen anything like it. It is the size of a beer can, Just longer. John wants to be famous again well I am going to make his wish come true. The way I set it up is, I got a pretty 19 year old girl, my age by the way, and a friend of mine, Ray. We had set up a room with camera's hidden all throughout it. I had my friend hide in one room and I hid in the closet. I had told John that I was having a party for him and let him know that I had arranged for some girls to meet him and told to him to be ready for a good time. Apparently he had a great time we were stuck there for over 6 hours. I ended up with enough footage for an entire movie. Which I plan to packaged and sell worldwide with or without John. Any distributors interested can contact me at 716-297-9006 or 716-297-3076 or e-mail at Bobbitsrep@aol.com.

This movie will answer a lot of question his penis is about 3 times the size it was in "Uncut." We had got some great footage. The girl, Victoria, was great. She really knew how to get John to work the camera. I even had her ask John A few question about his disfigured penis. It is going to be great. John has no idea that he was being taped. Oh and by the way I have gotten the first queeve ever caught on tape!

Porner: Has the requirement for releases from models been done away with in porn? How can that little loser punk sell a Bobbitt sex tape without his permission? It's a valid question. The Pamela Lee tape, this alleged Bobbitt tape. I thought the industry was totally anal (no pun intended) about model releases. How can the tape be distributed without Bobbitt's okay? I have to wonder if the tape exists, and if so, if Bobbitt is actually in on it, using you for the negative publicity. Any press is good press.

Luke talked to Robert Yates at 11:30 AM.

Luke: "Surely John has heard about this by now?"

Rob: "Oh yeah. John heard about it on Friday when I did the Wireless Flash News Service. Since then I've been getting messages on my machine from 'I'm going to kick your ass when I see you,' to 'I'm going to kill you when I see you,' to 'you better run,' to 'I'm going to have my lawyer take care of you.' But I'm thinking that once money starts rolling in, I'll be able to give John a cut of it and hopefully have him come back. I'd love to shoot some more films with him."

Luke: "Is he a good performer?"

Rob: "He was amazing. I haven't gotten along with John in the past, but I have to give credit where credit is due. He could really perform. I don't know if you've seen his first two [porn movies]... Uncut was his reattachment surgery. One thing John doesn't like to talk about, and will usually deny it, but when John had his reattachment, he lost about four inches of his penis. That's why in Uncut it is only about three inches along when erect. Frankenpenis is the enlargement surgery and there really aren't any sex scenes [featuring John's penis]. It was just a week after surgery and they just wanted to show what it looks like... It's all freshly scarred and stitches... He wasn't supposed to wear any tight clothing for a year after that. But a month later he was trying to do a modeling gig and was wearing tight jeans and it deformed his penis.

"Right now the public has never seen what John's penis looks like now. It's about the width of a beer can and goes about the length of a beer can and a half. It'll go straight, bends to the left, straightens out, and bends to the right, then straightens out again. It is pretty crazy looking. The reason is because of the fat. They took fat cells from his ass and they wrapped them around his penis. It looks like a regular penis but wrapped around in fat. That's what gives it its girth.

'This [the secret filming last month] was the first time I've seen John get an actual erection. He's taken photo shoots before but he's never come up with a real hardon. I was amazed. It took him about 30-45 minutes to finally get aroused, but once he did he put on quite the show."

Luke: "And he did not know you were taping?"

Rob: "He had no clue whatsoever. There are scenes where John is doing her doggie style and he starts flexing his mucles and doing different poses. He says some crude stuff to the girl. She does a lot of queefs, where she expels air from her vagina. John makes comments that are offensive. That she's full of hot air, that she's having a farting good time.

"I think I have the first queef ever caught on camera. I've never seen one before. I have surveillance cameras placed around the room and there's this one part where John gets up on top of her and there's this closeup on her vagina, and then it just puffs out and the lips expand and come back.

"Another time she's lying on her back and she puts her legs on top of her head and John goes to insert his penis and she farts right on him. John pushes her back and says, what the hell is that?

"I taped this last month. John had to go back to Nevada for family business. I told him that I was having a going away party for him. And I had a friend's hotel. He gave me a couple of rooms. And in one room I set up all these cameras. And in the next room was the monitors and other equipment."

Luke: "How smart is John?"

Rob: "Whew, I don't know if you've ever talked to John but not very smart at all. He's got limited intelligence. Loraina [Bobbitt] cut off his penis and he's still trying to go back out with her. He's still trying to talk to her. On the anniversary [would've been their ten year wedding anniversary], John was calling her up at her nail salon, trying to get back together with her and smooth things out. That's the mentality John's got. I'd be wanting revenge... He just wants to settle down with her.

"I've known John since before his penis got cut off. He used to hang out at my father's bar. And then about a year ago, John called me up. I was studying computers at school. And he wanted me to put up a website for him. But he had no representation at the time. I told him that I'd rather take over for you and start managing you."

Luke: "Isn't John a reverend now?"

Rob: "No, that was just a scam."

Luke: "He is able to get it up?"

Rob: "Yes, I hoped to get 30 minutes of footage and I got seven hours total. They take breaks all the time... And every time he'd lose his erection and the girl would have to suck him off.

"One time she's giving John a cube job, a blowjob with an ice cube in her mouth, and John goes, man, I've gotten cold cocked before."

Luke: "You gotten any good offers yet?"

Rob: "I've gotten some offers in the mid six figure range but I'm waiting to see what will happen in the next week or two. I've got a few months."