Wednesday, October 20th, 1999

Sexyblonde writes: luke.hopefully youll print this letter..i just wanna say how f---ing gross and retared your website is..ive never seen such a sick group of retarded,backstabbing,fake,no talent ,morally corrupt.losers than 99%of the people on your site..i know a lot of big porn stars and theyre gross humans..most of them are flat broke..i know that the biggest girl in porn,doesnt have 2 nickels to rub together..these whores are so two faced..theyre a bunch of dirty cunts that believe theyre stars and you give them the forum to sling their bulls--- back and forth on..the porn industry is dying,regardless of what any lying asshole publicist will tell you...companies like the mighty wicked are on the way out..smaller companies are where its at......im hoping for x mas that santa brings some aids infected blood and kills all those cunts!!!!and the scum bag owners ho produce this s---..trust me...my ex boyfriend is the owner of one of the two biggest,and aside from being a total douchebag,he also goes both ways!!!

Lynne L-patin Explores Alternatives

Porner Lynne L-patin received only community service hours for her Tuesday conviction for carrying an armed gun. Luke talked to her Tuesday afternoon as she considered life after Dave Hardman. Her alternatives include lesbianism and bestiality.

Lynne L-patin writes: Tuesday October 19, 1999, Casino Productions' adult video director and producer Lynne L-patin is expected to plead "no contest" in Los Angeles Municipal Court, San Fernando Branch, to a weapons charge resulting from a performer's breach of contract.

Adult porn stud Dave Hardman, who not only performed in "Lucky Star" but also directed several scenes, apparently decided to break his contract with Casino Productions beginning in mid-August, when he first refused to return calls from producer L-patin. After two weeks of attempts to reach Hardman by phone, L-patin tried to contact him at his home, where she'd previously been a welcomed visitor. Concerned about Hardman's recent depression and health problems since her husband's death just six weeks before, L-patin searched the house and grounds to make sure Dave was not at home alone and in trouble.

Meanwhile, refusing to acknowledge her presence, Hardman called the police reporting "an ex-girlfriend stalking," resulting in L-patin's arrest in his driveway over the .38 Smith & Wesson she carried for personal protection. Civil action against Dave Hardman is under consideration pending further assessment of L-patin's financial damages. Fortunately, through two re-writes, the movie was completed within budget following a month's delay.

"Lucky Star," with Dave Hardman and co-starring Cumisha Amado and an interracial ensemble cast, is scheduled for release in a few months in various cable formats prior to its release on videocassette. For further information contact Lynne L-patin @ (818) 769-0398 or BDWLCL@worldnet.att.net

"If a Klingon visited me and wanted to have sex," says the pansexual Lynne, "I wouldn't tell him, no, you're not human. I can't.

"I'm not speciescist. I don't discriminate on the basis of species or race..."

Luke talked to Lynne around 2PM Tuesday about her court appearance that morning.

Lynne: "I cried and cried and cried and they brought me tissues and they brought me water. And I'm a major criminal and I have a major criminal record. And I didn't do anything except put the bullets in the gun.

"I have a three year probation during which time I cannot have any contact with law enforcement. They can't book me... I have to go around and coverup graffiti for 18 days from 7AM - 3PM which will really help me earn a living. I get to erase graffiti instead of picking up trash on the freeway. And a restraining order to keep me away from David until the year 2002. Like, if I go to CES and he goes to CES, then I am supposed to leave. And I've been demonized. It hurts.

"So I'll probably take pharmaceuticals and so forth for the next few days to deal with the hurting. I have contacted Adult Video News. I want them to rereview my movie Indigo Moods (which AVN only gave two stars, perhaps because the movie features blacks).

"I'm taking a soft rough cut of my David [Hardman] movie down to cable this week. He [cable exec] told me, 'I don't see you as a pornographer. I see you as a filmmaker.' Gee, I thought my job was to make photocopies for Gabor.

"Luke, if I'm that one percent who defies all your rules about porno and sleaze... There is erotic art. From your position as a person who has trouble being touched, something that celebrates the ability to touch and to give, that's sacred too.

"My sexuality is neutral... I'm not allowed to think evil thoughts of Dave Hardman. I'm not allowed to mention that I am upset with him. I am not allowed to discuss how I feel except to my lawyer. I may not have any contact with him except through my lawyer. And I have to sue him and tell his sister all these things, and market the movie. And I am not allowed to think of how I feel about him. At least I am not allowed to express it. And if you think about all that stuff, and you don't express it, that can make you very anxious.

"I'm trying not to do too much driving because I am under the influence of too many pharmaceuticals (prescribed drugs), let alone a glass of champagne.

"The legal issues that affect my career are complicated. If David and I are both on the stage at CES for any reason, I'll be in jail for a year. My lawyer was really sweet. He said, Dave Hardman no longer exists. But what about my heart? What about late at night? How do I make him not exist? How do I do that when I'm watching footage of him? Shall I become a lesbian for a few years? Shall I leave porn all together, cancel that movie I've got in production, take that $20,000 I have left, and move to a small town in Oregon?

"My Dave movie... You can't tell if it is a real documentary about people in the porno business or if it is all fictional and we're making it up. I've set it up like a sitcom with titles... It's like The Blair Witch Project.

"Half my mind is still in gear and half my mind is so overwhelmed with emotion that it wants to take drugs. So I'm going to take drugs until I feel better, and then the half of my mind which has always remained in gear will eventually take over and get on with it if my self esteem is ok."

Luke: "I hate drugs..."

Lynne: "But doesn't it say, all things in moderation? Isn't that one of the blessings of being Jewish that there is no extreme? You've chosen one but where I came from, enjoy the poppyseed cake, just don't eat the whole cake. Enjoy a glass of wine but don't become an alcoholic. That's my Reform Judaism. Isn't that in the Bible?"

Luke: "There are statements like that, but you shouldn't be moderate in all things. You shouldn't murder moderately."

Lynne: "What if you are a member of the Israeli army?"

Luke: "There is justified killing."

Later....

Lynne: "If I listen to heavy metal, I want to drink beer and kick things. If I listen to classical music, I want to lie back on a grassy knoll."

Lynne yells to somebody: "We'll find it. Maybe we'll even go buy a CD if we don't get too smashed to drive."

Lynne: "I didn't get to see your bestiality stuff and I wanted to... I had a love affair with a rat, so I know. It was a few years ago. His name was Archie and he was in love with me."

Luke: "Did you guys ever have sex?"

Lynne: "We couldn't because the physical limitations of our two species. For the male rat, his penis is a quarter of an inch long and the experience is over in ten seconds. So for him it wasn't about sex, it was about being in love. I could tell he was in love with me and I was in love with him but there was no sexual component.

"I get all my endorphins from sex but now with this thing with Dave Hardman, I don't even want to think about it. And how can I be a pornographer and make good movies and not think about sex? When I think about sex, I think about David and I am not allowed to think about David. There's a restraining order."

Luke reads Lynne excerpts from the 1/20/77 Washington Post article on child porn about Lollitots magazine which featured sexually explicit photos of children down to four years of age. Lynne worked for its distributor during the 1970s, Parliament News, owned by Paul Wisner, formerly owned by Milton Luros. Parliament News has now turned into Gourmet Video and is virtually extinct.

Lynne: "I remember Lollitots. I remember a story on TV... I thought it [Lollitots] was exclusively sold in Southern California.

"I remember going by Circus of Books in Hollywood and seeing child pornography for sale in the front door.

"I joined Parliament News in 1977. Luros was not active in the sense of coming in and spending an eight hour day there. But he came in every few days. He looked at the books and picked up the receipts... He and his wife were in poor health."

Luke: Stanley Fleischman says that Parliament News was not Lollitots publisher.

Lynne: "Untrue. Actually, American Arts Enterprise was the graphic arts shop that built the magazine but Parliament News was its distributor. And American Art was owned by the same people who owned Parliament News even though they may have wives rather than husbands on the paperwork. That was my first job for Parliament News, shredding those photos [of child pornography]. Shredding all the 8x10s that were in the files because we were getting ready to move from Chatsworth to North Hollywood. And they had me shred thousands of photos. All the nudist photos [fo kids]. All the Lollitots photos. I saved a few at the time but I got rid of them by 1979."

Excerpts from the Post article:

Take the case of Lollitots magazine.The masthead leads one to believe the magazine is a
coast-to-coast operation - published by Delta Publishing Co. Inc. in Wilmington, Del., and
distributed solely by Parliament News in Sun Valley, Calif., just outside Los Angeles. But
according to Delaware authorities, Delta Publishing is a fictitious front. Parliament News, however,
is for real.

The city of Los Angeles is prosecuting Parliament News and its president, Paul Wisner, 52,
charging them with possession with intent to commercially disseminate obscene material.

Phil Wilens, chief of the Justice Department criminal division's government regulations and labor
department, said he "almost retched" when he saw Lollitots. "But the only federal statute involved
is in interstate transportation of the magazine. Posing, recruiting the girls, is all a state offense and
how do you get back to the source? I haven't any idea."

Presumably, since Lollitots is distributed solely by Parliament News in California and was available
over the counter at a 14th and H Streets NW "adult" bookstore, some interstate transportation
took place. But Wilens says, "You have to actually prove beyond a reasonable doubt that
Parliament indeed shipped that particular edition of that magazine - packaged and delivered it to a
carrier and in fact carried and delivered it to an address in a particular state." Records of such
shipments are hard to find. "We can make a case from time to time," Wilens said, "but it takes a
monumental effort, and resources are low."

In the California case, Parliament News' lawyer, Stanley Fleischman, of the Beverly Hills firm of
Fleischman, Brown, Weston & Rhode, plans to argue that Lollitots is not obscene and therefore is
covered by the First Amendment. "It is simple nudity, nothing more. For something to be obscene
[in California, unlike the District] there has to be sexual activity."

Parliament News Inc. is no stranger to pornography indictments. It is part of a conglomerate of
printing, publishing and distributing firms operating out of southern California.

A man named Milton Luros was once described by a Los Angeles district attorney as "the biggest
pornography publisher in Southern California and operator of a multi-million-dollar conglomerate."
In a 1972 lawsuit, it was alleged that Luros operated companies under the names of American Art
Enterprises (a publishing company), World News Inc., Seven Towers Inc., Academy Press, Socio
Library, London Press, OxF--d Bindery and (Lollitots') Parliament News Inc.

Although Paul Wisner is listed as president of Parliament, Luros is still active in the organization.
Today, if you call Parliament News and ask to speak to Luros, the operator refers you to
American Art Enterprises, the publishing house. The operator there informs you that "we go by
several names." If you then ask Paul Wisner, she refers you back to Parliament News.

Helgeson said there is another seperate obscenity case pending against Parliament News. Asked if
there were any convictions against Wisner, Fleischman replied, "Never one that stuck. The jury
convicted and the trial judge dismissed."

Fleischman says American Art Enterprises is not Lollitots' publisher.

When told that the publisher listed on the masthead was a fake, Fleischman repeated that
Parliament had nothing to do with the publisher. It was pointed out that any distributor has to pay
some person or company supplying the printed material, who in turn knows the publisher. "What
are you doing, hounding me?" he snapped.

Wisner, out on bail, said he did not know who published Lollitots. "It comes from overseas. It's
published overseas." Reporter: "But the masthead states that it is published by Delta Publishing in
Wilmington, Del." Wisner: "Yeah, that's who we deal with."

Reporter: "But that company does not and never did exist, according to Wilmington authorities."
Wisner: "That's who we deal with." "But if it's nonexistent, how can you deal with them?" Wisner:
"We deal with an agent." "In the United States?" Wisner: "Yes." "Then why do you say it is
published overseas?" Wisner: "I'm not interested in any interpretation of that." He would not give
the name of the agent.

Wisner was told that some people find the material in Lollitots objectionable, that they think the
children are being sexually exploited and that they would like to find the publisher and
photographers to prosecute them.

"That is not of any interest to me. I'm the distributor. If somebody's interested in that, that's their
problem. That's not my problem."

Luke: So just in case there's any doubt, here's a small list of pornographers who created and distributed child pornography: Paul Wisner, Milton Luros, Reuben Sturman, Parliament News which morphed into Gourmet Video, Circus of Books and the list goes on and on and on. And folks like the revered late Stanley Fleischman led the charge defending child pornography and obfuscating the issue of child porn.

The only reason that pornographers do not create and sell child pornography today is that they can no longer get away with it.

Lynne: "As far as I remember from the news reports on TV at the time, it [Lollitots] was all shot here in Southern California and it was definitely printed on Parliament presses and it was definitely distributed by Parliament. And today I don't think you will find anybody to cop to it.

"I was 14 when I started having sex. And if you had told me then that I shouldn't have sex, I would've been really upset. So 14 is one thing, but Lollitots was people who were five and six [years of age]. And they cannot give consent. So what was happening was that the moms were giving consent and back then $500 was a lot of money.

"Paul Wisner has located himself at what used to be Star World Modeling, Gourmet Video. They sold most of their [video] masters to Adam & Eve and all they're doing now is printing mag packs for World News [part of the former child porn distributing Parliament News]. And they don't even want any real magazines. They wouldn't take them for free. Like Russell [Hampshire]. He wouldn't take a movie for free if it didn't fit his formula. Gourmet is dead.

"A mag pack is two magazines on the outside that you might be interested in and one magazine in the middle, like an old Penny Saver. They're sold in liquor stores, three porno for $9:99."

Luke: "I bought those in my teens."

Lynne: "They're all old. They haven't run a new photo set in ten years. And Howie Wasserman's son Ronny is still there with the CD Rom business Glowing Icon, on Raymer Street. It's a dying thing. Howie lives in Las Vegas.

"Barbara Spallone is so proud of you. You don't equivocate. You say what you feel. You don't measure things by, will this upset Chris Mann or whoever..."

Luke dedicated his book "A History of X" to "his buddies Joe, Rob and Barbara Spallone."

Joe Spallone backed Paul Wisner for years with Gourmet Video and Wisner kicked him out of the building with two days notice.

Lynne: "When I was 17, in 1972, I was a runaway hanging out in Hollywood. And you could buy kiddie porn at any of the newsstands. And the kiddie porn I am referring to is Lollitots and Moppets [distributed by Paul Wisner's Parliament News]. And there were others, and most of them were from Mexico and most of them were from India. And then a couple of years later, when I went to work for the LA Star, I got a better handle on what was out there and what was available and what the attitude was toward it. And the first thing we noticed was a story on TV that there were five year old being paid to do these magazines. And it was all over the news.

"So they [Parliament News] were probably told to cease and desist. We were approached... Mickey Leblovik (Dr. Susan Block's husband) knows this stuff intimately. He was getting busted. They came to us and said stop. But I don't remember anybody being threatened or prosecutions...

Lynne: "I have a hard time with the age of consent. I don't know if it should be 12, 13, 14, 15, 16... I don't know. Maybe it should be 35. But I have a real hard time with any case of people two or three years apart. I don't see that as child abuse. I read Lolita many times. I do see a problem with a person at the age of five not being able to consent to much of anything. I see a person at the age of 14 in a different position. I'm not sure if 14 represents a child or unspoiled womanhood. I know if when I was 14 you told me not to have sex at least once a week, I would've been really upset. But under puberty, you've really got to stay off of that, First Amendment and all the laws aside.

"I have a turtle and the turtle can't consent. The dog can consent. The dog is sentient but little children are not. We don't allow them sexuality. Think of your own situation. You weren't allowed any idea of sexuality. And that's extreme but that's more similar to most children's upbringing... Were you allowed sexual thoughts before your dad was a heretic?"

Luke: "No, you weren't supposed to do that."

Lynne: "But once your dad was a heretic, you got to go to a normal high school. Everybody had sexual thoughts and then you could too."

Luke: "I looked at a lot of pornographic magazines in my teens. I was able to buy threepacks, they put two good ones on the outside..."

Lynne: "And my job was putting them packs in them stores... In by the pallet, ship them by the pallet..."

Luke: "And I bought them and I jerked off to them."

Lynne: "Good."

Luke: "It left me permanently warped."

Lynne: "No they didn't. The religion left you permanently warped but the masturbation... You can't let anyone else touch you so at least you give yourself some touching. I get all my endorphins from being touched. And now I'm afraid, really afraid. I understand the drugs can only take it so far, and the dog... I'm just glad she's a dog."

Luke: "Have you ever had sex with a dog?"

Lynne: "I had oral sex with a male dog once. The dog had this owner and the owner was stupid. The dog was not.

"If a Klingon visited me and wanted to have sex, I wouldn't tell him, no, you're not human. I can't.

"It's just like with every human. Not every human is a potential partner. Every dog is not a potential partner. Every horse is not a potential partner. I have not had the chance to be around horses. I would love to be around horses or f---ing around horses. I had a rat and we were in love. And when we were in love and he died, I contacted some of the animal channels on the internet and I wrote a homage to Archie because Archie loved me and I loved Archie and we would've made it. But it was physiologically impossible."

Luke: "Do you still have that?"

Lynne: "No, but I can write about my disillusionment with humans and my desire to pursue animals."

Luke: "Yeah, that would be beautiful."

Lynne: "The dog [Toby] is wagging her tail. I missed that whole thing you posted about animals."

Luke: "Yeah, I had great pictures of what looked like Christy Lake doing a dog. But my sponsor made me take the pictures down... The dog was smiling."

Lynne: "Animals. We justify all sorts of things about thing to eat them or skin them. But certain animals are as sentient as we are. My dog Toby is female. Which brings up another interesting question. Is one attracted to the species? Do I remain heterosexual? I'll respond to anything but there's something about that masculinity, that approach which says, I want to take you, surrender.

"With me and the dog it is really weird because she's a female dog... If a woman comes to me this weekend and says surrender to me, you need the love, does that make me a lesbian? I say that I'm either omnisexual or pansexual. I can respond to anything. Your intellectual stimulation creates an erotic response...

"Would I like to have sex with animals? Would I like to live in Amsterdam? Would I like to live on a big farm with zillions of animals? Oh yeah, I don't like the city. I'll go to Australia and live on a ranch with six million sheep."

Luke: "Some horses are really hung."

Lynne: "Some men are really hung."

Luke: "Get a good stallion..."

Lynne: "Get a good stallion that is in love with you, that you've brought up from a child..."

Luke: "Right, that you've had a relationship with."

Lynne: "That you bonded with totally."

Luke: "That you share something in common. You can look into each other's eyes and read their soul."

Lynne: "Yeah. Oh yeah. There's a big in the Amok catalogue which talks about how you bond with an animal that transcends any acceptable relationship. I would love to write about my relationships with animals, especially if we could put them in context. I can make it, whether I should become a lesbian or whether I should get a German Shepherd or become a nun. So I can evaluate my sexuality but in a way that doesn't violate my restraining order and say anything negative about Mr. Hardman. I can't say anything that would make you want to punch him."

Email Luke your suggestions on which direction Lynne should take.

Lynne: "I can't feel out loud."

Luke: "Maybe Eddie Nash could take care of him?"

Lynne: "The reality is is that Dave Hardman is psychologically scarred beyond belief. So let's just deal with it in civil court and try to get some publicity. I can understand his psychological motivation just like when I read your column and understand where you are coming from. Yes David had a f---ed up childhood and his only reaction to being loved was to destroy it.

"Ok, it's 3PM now and my decision is whether I want to abscond to a tropical island with my bank account or make a porno movie with a bunch of black people."

Rob Black Hires Dragon Lady

Extreme Associates owner Rob Black has hired a fire breathing Persian Dragon Lady to go after his departed stars Tiffany Mynx and Van Damage.

Ferocious attorney Bita Azimi, an exotic cutie married to a doctor, has racked up so many thousands of dollars in legal bills that Black aka Robert Zicari can't even afford to buy ads in Adult Video News magazine and secure those Editors Choice awards.

Azimi has not yet released a statement on her favorite Extreme videos.

Is Extreme even releasing one tape a month these days?

Luke has long had a jones for Jewish Persian American Princesses but so far they've all rejected me (I don't make enough money). I love their dark exotic looks, long black hair, large full breasts, brooding eyes, acquisitive natures and their traditional family-oriented ways

I just want to grab the hair in the small of their back and give it to 'em good. The more hair back there the better. That'll teach 'em for rejecting me.

Extreme filed in US district court Los Angeles (at 300 N. Spring St before Judge Marshall) a cross-complaint (number cv-99-09451cbm) alleging that Van Damage and Tiffany Mynx violated Extreme's copyrights. Van and Tiff registered their copyrights in April of 1999.

Attorney Michael Friedman represents Van and Tiff. He's exchanged angry words with Bita Azimi (who charges Black about $200 an hour for her services) but settlement discussions are taking place. A real war includes no settlement talk.

Azimi pounds endlessly on Friedman, shoving legal dildos up his ass. For every page Michael the Jew writes, Bita writes 5-10 pages (at about $100 a page charged to Black).

Perhaps Rob is being taken to the cleaners by his own attorneys. They'll probably be able to open up a new wing based on what they are charging him, especially with their cross complaint.

Friedman (married to a fellow Jewish attorney) and Azimi spent hours together last week at Azimi's office, charging Black up the ying yang. "Since Van and Tiff are not particularly known for having much in the way of financial resources," says a source, "the longer this lasts, the more it will hurt Rob."

I hear that Rob Black loves the pregnant Bita Azimi, because she is very aggressive and writes like Rob speaks, but without the cursing.

With Azimi leading the way, Rob is suing Empire Video Distributors over $30,000.

"They must have a need for collections," says a source, "or they wouldn't waste time on such a small claim. While Bita shows how strong Rob is figuratively speaking, the fact that Rob is suing a major distributor over a small account sends out a bad message. I don't see any Extreme ads in the Sept AVN either. Van and Tiff might find the cupboard bare if they wait too long."

Rob put out one quality issue of Extreme magazine but no more.

"You should check out Rob's cross-complaint," says a legal source. "The funny thing is this: van/tiff registered their copyrights in april 1999 while Rob registered copyrights for exact same videos in sept 1999 with full knowledge of van/tiff's... FEDERAL CRIME. Imagine Dragnet theme here. Even if Rob never gets busted for obscenity, or use of Sunshine, 17 year old minor, in his Cocksmokers videos."

Luke talked to Azimi Tuesday morning but she would not say much.

Bita: "I would really rather not make any comment on this right now. Chances are there is going to be a protective order against my opponent for having apprised your site of an update. I am not in a position with all due respect to fill you in at this time however I reserve the right to be able to do that in the future."

Luke: "What is a protective order?"

Bita: "A protective order is to maintain the confidentiality of the information being disseminated."

Luke: "But I can go down to the courthouse and get it all."

Bita: "We can seal the record. I can seal anything I want in the future.

"There are a lot of heated discussions going back and forth and a lot of it is untrue and frankly, I don't want to give you legal advice, I'm sure you have your own attorney, but a lot of the stuff coming up on your website is inaccurate and could be defamatory and could exposure you to liability. I would stay away from this lawsuit as far as possible."

Im with Brad the Jew from Danger Boy Video:

Jimplasti: Well...if you bump into her...send her my way please. I'm thinkin if Rob can sue, Ill try. Nah...Just kidding....We just wanna f--- her. Jimplasti: Anyway....you catching heat about the extreme story?
Jimplasti: Im not sure who your source was that said that Extreme must be desperate to sue for only $30,000. Jimplasti: But , I'm jealous of him, being that except for maybe 4 companies out there......EVERYONE would be hurt by $30,000 bad debt.
Jimplasti: I would be crippled by that......and then wage my almighty vengence and call every favor I could to collect and destroy.
Jimplasti: In fact....there is a slimeball in dallas, Al, Fashion World, 2 stores ....burning the industry for about 200K right now, myself included. I'm now rattling cages to see whos stuck for dough that might want to take a trip with me to Dallas.
Jimplasti: I will come home with something.

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Porn Star Lesbians

Faggy writes on RAME: Here's a good litmus test to determine if a porn star is lesbian, or at the *very* least bisexual: if she's been in the business for more than three years she's almost certainly in it for the girls, and not the money. Most basically straight porno actresses drop out within the first couple of years to get married and settle down. Still it is quite a stigma for an actress to admit that she has a distinct preference for females, so there has never been an actress who has come out as exclusively gay. Remember: these girls are paid to be *only* what we -- the mostly heterosexual male audience -- want them to be, which is bisexual, so that a man can jump in at any time & put the girls through their paces. Even Felicia has a beard (thank god not literally) in the form of her husband to allay suspicion that she prefers females. As for actual statistics, Nina Hartley claims a 66% bisexual rate, which is too high if you ask me. Asia Carrera claims 90%, which is ridiculous.

Luke: Hey porn girls, prove to me you're not a lesbian by sucking my dick and loving it!

NJG: You never answered my questions. #1) Who is the blonde ex-porn chick with Neve Campbell in the video? and #2) Is Janine a lesbian? and #3) Do you think it's true that any chick in porn after 5 years is a dyke, although that guy on RAME says it's 3 years?
Luzdedos1: yes, what's the address again for dyke board?
NJG: http://www.insidetheweb.com/messageboard/mbs.cgi/mb449242
NJG: Luke, answer question #1 please, who was with Neve Campbell in the vid?
NJG: OMG PLEASE BEHAVE YOURSELF IF YOU POST OVER THERE!!!!!! I MEAN IT!!! NJG: Don't you DARE go over there and ACT LIKE A f---ING JERK AGAIN!!!
Luzdedos1: dunno
NJG: ok, call John Douglas, he'll know. Call him now.
NJG: While you're doing that, do you think Janine is a lesbian?
Luzdedos1: y
NJG: yeah my les-dar on her is strong
NJG: and do you also think that any chick in porn for more than 3 years is a real dyke?
NJG: or does it have to be 5 years?
Luzdedos1: y
NJG: Is that your experience?
Luzdedos1: suck my dick and prove you're not a dike
NJG: lol, WHAT?
NJG: Prove your not a fag and eat me out on the RAG baby!!
Luzdedos1: yucjk
NJG: lol, you CAN'T top me baby! LOL
NJG: By the way Faggy has it wrong
NJG: it's not she has a "beard", it's she has a "merkin"
Luzdedos1: i'm talking to a girly
NJG: so? oy, it won't last. you're just a PLAYER
NJG: that chick from shul?
Luzdedos1: yes
NJG: lol has she visited the website yet?
Luzdedos1: did i mention her hooters?
NJG: umm, bigger than mine?
Luzdedos1: nah, but did i mention her hooters?
NJG: lol, not too many people have them bigger than mine that are not paid for, you notice? Luzdedos1: her's r natural
NJG: well good for her
Luke. I'm sure you'll be very happy with her for the 5 minutes you are with her. Isn't she a trust funder? Not working? No job?
NJG: oh I see you can't answer those questions. Embarrassed to tell me that this girl isn't working and lives off Daddy's Welfare For Poor Little Rich Girls Who Wanna Be Artists? Luzdedos1: she says f--- off
NJG: oh she isn't working?
NJG: lol
Luzdedos1: she doesn't live off her daddy
NJG: I see at 29 yet, no job, pooor baby!
NJG: oh what does she do to pay the rent?
Luzdedos1: stop asking personal questions
NJG: is that her talking? you want to phone me right now and we can 3-way?
NJG: Let's do it Lukey!
NJG: waiting
NJG: let me know
NJG: cause I gotta leave the net
NJG: come on, tell her not to be afraid of me!
Luzdedos1: she says no
NJG: what? why?
Luzdedos1: she doesn't like you, you hurt her feelings
NJG: ooh tell her I'm sorry! :)
Luzdedos1: you don't know her, you have no right to make judgements
NJG: she'll like me :)
NJG: come on...tell her that she will like me!
NJG: you know everyone likes me!
NJG: tell her that you are a s--- disturber and try to make trouble between women!
NJG: but I LIKE women!
NJG: didn't you just call me a dyke?
NJG: come on, I PROMISE her that I will be nice!
NJG: tell her I've talked to all your other chix!
NJG: and they've ALL liked me!!
NJG: waiting
NJG: convince her Lukey
NJG: I talked with Kendra, now we really LIKE each other!
Luzdedos1: she says she is not my chick
NJG: convince her to talk with me. Ask her if the wants the TRUTH about you
NJG: because I want to tell her the TRUTH, not what she percieves about you. Tell her I come from peace and friendship and girl solidarity
NJG: not negativity
NJG: and since we're both jewish, she should KNOW
NJG: Lukey, what is she saying?
NJG: should I leave the net yet?
NJG: You SHOULD call me and have a 3-way with me and her
NJG: come on!!!
Luzdedos1: she's running out the door
NJG: oh, ok, next time :)
NJG: where is she going?
Luzdedos1: film class
NJG: oh
NJG: so tell me the truth
NJG: who pays her rent?
Luzdedos1: she won't say
NJG: oh ok. It's daddy or mommy
NJG: what area she live in?
Luzdedos1: westwood
NJG: roommate?
Luzdedos1: she teaches
NJG: what does she teach?
Luzdedos1: mommy and daddy paid for her college
Luzdedos1: film
NJG: full or part time?
Luzdedos1: par ttime
NJG: oh, roommates?
Luzdedos1: no
NJG: oh then they're still payin' her way babe
NJG: parttime teaching film and living in Westwood = mommy and daddy welfare
NJG: but hey, when you're 29, why not? right?
NJG: being a working class person is JUST FOR US SLOBS!! right?
Luzdedos1: she said bye
NJG: by to her too
NJG: we'll have to 3-way
NJG: Luke you gotta put this whole thing up on your site!
NJG: this is soo good!
NJG: you gotta tell her to log on!
NJG: does she have dark hair?
NJG: wait, she didn't leave yet did she?
NJG: lol
NJG: she's just AFRAID to talk to me
Luzdedos1: gone
NJG: oh
NJG: does she have dark hair?
Luzdedos1: brown
NJG: mustache too? lol ,jes kiddin'. I'm kind of elitist since I was a blonde for most of my life! NJG: but you like those dark haired mustache chix too, eh? lol
NJG: quite a punk thing of you to like if you ask me. I'm quite proud of you really.

Luke: I was at the post office today when I ran into the rabbi who threw me out of my favorite synagogue in April of 1998 for writing on pornography. We exchanged pleasantries briefly. His unexpected presence put the fear of God into me.

Rumi writes Luke: although i can't remember exactly how i ended up at your site, it was certainly through some porn site. after becoming familiar with it over a few months time, i find myself more enamored with your own story - namely your conversion to Judaism (i'm a 30 yo Jewish guy in NYC a few years ago i was quite observant, much less so now...) and the perspective it lends to your 'beat'. i came for the sleeze, but stayed for the yiddishkeit! there's a mitzvah in there somewhere.

Not to be a pest - but how do you [halachically] reconcile your stuff with strict prohibitions against "lashon ha'rah" (potentially harmful gossip)?

Luke: I can't.

Rumdar: Luke...The only thing more disturbing tonight than the Mets loosing to the Braves is reading that Nice Jewish Girl has rubber jugs. We, your loyal Houston fan club suggest that while N.J.G may be nice she is fake. You do not have to marry her now.

NJG replies: Luke, please tell Rumdar that you met my grandmother and she was shorter than me and twice my already humongous rack! And she's skinnier than me too!

Luke, tell Rumdar you saw pix of me when I was a teen and that you know for sure these are the real deal. Luke, tell Rumdar that we hugged, and since you squished me hard you know for sure these are real. Besides why would I do that? I'm NOT in the biz, I don't need to do that, and if anything I want a REDUCTION!! Tell Rumdar that I've talked to you personally about reduction a LOT and you always try to talk me out of it. Anymore cracks like that and I'm making a appointment to get rid of them. I don't even want them. They were in the way in ballet class and every single activity I've ever done. I would rather NOT deal with them.

Janiero writes Luke: Mike Albo should shut his big f---ing mouth. I read the voicemail exchange you had with Mike Albo of Hustler. I have a bone to pick with this asshole based on some comments he made on another writer's web site regarding a friend of mine in the industry who recently had a brief stint in jail. This f---head Albo sounds like he has a big f---ing mouth that needs to be shut and I for one really don't have any problem helping him shut it. I'm sure he's a real big tough guy, at least in his own mind. I will meet the son of a bitch any god damn where he says and show him how to kick somebody's teeth out. Do you have a direct phone number for this creep so I can ask him to dance? Thanks very much. I'll call Hustler directly if you cannot or will not provide the number. This prick needs a nice old fashioned ass beating and I can give it to him. You can print this if you see fit.

Rob Nobody writes: Look up your website lately and you do provided a real cool stuff about the porno industry. I'm just a nobody who just wanted to say a "hi-cool-website" s---. It's nice to know there is a man in the entire planet who can actually say all the s---s about the porno industry. There are some porn stars that I liked and enjoyed over the years: Tracey Adams, Ginger Lynn, John Holmes, John Leslie, Christy Canyon, Janine Lindemulder, etc. etc. I already know how bad the porno industry can be at times while at its popularity. It's a dirty business, pun intended. I never did like Ron Jeremy at all. I'm sick to death of seeing him on ANY porno video. I predicted Ron would die of heart attack with a beautiful 17-years old slut sucking on his dick sometimes in the future. He would die a happy man anyway.

Janine Lindemulder...god, I love this woman. I can understand her preference to do women on video than to take a limp dick. Tell you what, I can be mistaken for a bull dyke lesbian. I got hitted on by couple butch dykes in the past because of the ways I looked. Since then, I've improvised my more masculine look. Imagine the shock on their eyes when I told them I'm actually a guy! Now, I can only fantasize if Janine Lindemulder would hit on me (as bull dyke lezzie).

I was wondering if you know a website dedicated to celeb lesbians (who's lez, who's not, gossips, stories, all true and no bulls---). I have a thing for lesbians (like Howard Stern for e.g.) and have scored couple of lesbians myself. Know any good website for celeb lesbians? (I'm shocked to learn that John F. Kennedy Jr. was bi and so was his cousin, Rory, wondered what Vanessa Vadim look like?)

I believe you are a good man doing good works for the Lord and bad works for the Devil as well. Whatever suit you fine. It's good to walk on both sides rather than taking side. I'll let you in a little secret for you: people say there are only two sides: good and evil and nothing in the middle. Wrong, there is a middle ground and it's called balance. Walk onto the middle ground.

BrandyAlx1: I'm about ready to scream. I know all language must go through evolution, and American English will not remain pure. But knowing that it is corrupted through ignorance really gets to me. If I hear one more commercial, TV show, or news personality say "regime" when they clearly should be using "regimen," I'm likely to pick up an AK47. Same goes for the misuse of "less" when it should be "fewer." "which" vs "that," "that" vs "who," I have a whole bagful of word peeves. I thought you had to be at least slightly literate to be a writer or journalist. Sheesh! Look who I'm talking to.

Rob Spallone

Rob Spallone called Luke Tuesday morning.

Rob: "What is it with you and Sharon Mitchell?"

Luke: "Sharon and I are having an affair."

Rob: "You must like taking it up the ass. I think she has a dick.

"Listen, she f---ing had some girl send blood FedEx? How do we know whose blood it is? Anybody could've had the blood drawn. How are they going to know? This girl is on the f---ing AIDS list and she had her blood shipped to Sharon Mitchell. Who the f--- is Sharon Mitchell?"

Luke: "My lover."

Rob: "Luke, I want you to print this s---. I want you to print it again and leave it up there. Rob Spallone just called me up to say that he had found out that some girl had shipped blood from Belgium to Sharon Mitchell... What happens if that girl has AIDS? She'll be killing people."

Luke: "But they're porn people, they deserve it anyway."

Rob: "That's true.

"Luke, the North Hollywood Clinic would never do anything like this... Is Sharon Mitchell our f---ing savior? She'll be a murderer if that girl lied. Print it all Lukey. I love you, goodbye."

Dangergirl writes: "While NHC may run a more professional outfit than Mitchell & Co., they really should get a better PR Officer than Rob."

Gene Ross Stories

I hear that at the AVN Expo in July, Gene Ross told Mila that her latest video would've scored a better review, even an Editors Choice Award, if it's company would've taken out an ad in AVN.

XYZ says: "XXX once sent a movie to Gene Ross, and Gene Ross is one of his best friends. And Gene dumped on it. So he called and asked, what's the deal? You're my buddy. 'Ehhhh, I wasn't feeling too good that day.' So XXX sent him a gigantic fruit basket and then he sent Gene a movie that was s---tier than the first one. And Gene Ross said this is a great movie, this is a cult movie for generations. And XXX called him up and said how come? And Gene said, well, I wasn't feeling good that day [of the first movie]. These guys at AVN are idiots. If Gene has a bad lunch, he pans your movie. You sit there and try to think out some rationale for it, blowjobs, advertising, payments, hookers, but the ultimate reality is that these AVN guys are idiots."

A New Venture

Lord Peter Christian writes: Dear Mr. Ford: After months of reading the inspirational stories of the entrepreneurial men and women whose doings you cover on your web site, I have decided to follow suit with a venture of my own. It is to be a magazine concerned with something that, like sex, is of concern to all human beings and jews. With the working title of "Coproworld" (Coproworld.com, if we can get it), it will cover all things related to excretia: how it is made, how it is stored, how it is voided, and what becomes of it later on.

Readers can look forward to enlightened discussions on all of the aforementioned topics, as well as tasteful displays of the artistic side of the subject (the Brooklyn Exhibit "Sensation" certainly demonstrates its legitimacy for discussion amongst the right people). I am writing to you because, with your carefully acquired skills as a journalist, you would make an excellent first editor for our endeavor. Indeed, some of our investors insist that you be brought on board before further funding is provided. As editor, you will be in on the ground floor of what is destined to be one of the most talked-about magazines of the millennium. And, assuming that we achieve further success, other possible ventures await you.

Already, we are investigating the following possible titles:
- The Menstrual Monthly;
- Ear Wax Times;
- Mucosa; and many others.

Please take the time to fully consider what you are being offered. We look forward to further discussing the venture with you.

Chaim Amalek writes: Luke, I forgot a few useful details. As soon as Albo starts to beat you, you should grab him, call him a fairy (under your breath, but loud enough for him to hear) and then fall to the ground in a fetal position with the yellow star of David showing to the video camera. You must then recite the Shma (the Jewish equivalent to "There is but one God and his name is Allah" of the muslims) loud enough for the camera to pick it up, and you should then loudly cry out in a weeping voice, "Why, or Lord, Why again, Why here, Why now ..... why hast thou forsaken your child?" And remember to do this where I suggested. Good luck! Just remember - Larry Flynt is a rich man, and the less money to his name, the less chance he will have to degrade America with his porn!

PS - I admire you Luke! You are really making your own opportunities in life. Now be sure to follow through!

PPS to Larry Flynt: If Luke starts causing you more trouble than you can handle, let me know and I will try to convince Luke to start a yeshiva in China or North Korea. While the price to get me to do this is high and entails more than cash, I suspect that you can meet it.

Club Love Trouble

From stranger.com: Late last month, state regulators at the Department of Labor & Industries, the agency that enforces occupational health and safety standards, got a complaint the likes of which they'd never heard before.

Workers at porn website Clublove—which is run by Seattle-based Internet Entertainment Group (IEG)—are being forced to use a dildo camera. At a Friday staff meeting about three weeks ago, Clublove's Director of Talent Mara Mehren told employees at IEG that on the following Monday, the strippers would have to use a bottom-of-the-line Slim Line vibrator. The device has a tiny camera lens inserted into the tip of its hollow body.

The women were instructed to shove the dildo cam up their vaginas for the "Bedroom" shift in the Clublove studios, which broadcasts porn over the Internet. They would each take turns using the same plastic penis. The workers, who put in eight hour shifts and are required to masturbate eight to 13 times per shift, didn't exactly take their new assignment lying down. Two women quit, and two were fired. The complaint was filed soon afterward.

The Cock Factor

Lenscap1 writes on RAME: We have always heard that we men watch XXX flicks for the women. Over the last year or so, I have noticed a trend that places emphasis on the pricks being highlighted or pricks being used as a draw for people to buy/rent a particular flick. Some series highlight the prick factor ( Lil White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks, Size Matters, to name a few) or use the prick factor in describing the action ( 12" this or 14" that or "stuffed by two HUGE black cocks"...etc ) We also hear people making reference to "little" pricks like Max Steiner, Randy West, Marc Wallice, etc. A relative new guy on the porn scene (6 months or so) Jack Napier already has a line coming out with its first volume already released. His claim to fame....a big prick. So, if we watch the movies for the girls...why is the prick so important..? Latent homosexuality..? A larger prick films better and is easier on the production end..? Fantasy...average guys 'wishing' their prick was that big screwing the porn queens...? Marketing...bigger is always better (especially in the USA )...? we see referece here of a "tattooed, pireced, lifeless skank" in a scene that was only made ok because she was " hammered by the big-dicked Lex Steele " if an 'average' prick was in the scene would it have been totally useless....judging by what I'm reading....yes.....in porn, it definitely seems that size matters.....

Patrick Riley writes on RAME about the Elegant Angel video Dirty Old Gillis: The raincoater posts--those extolling things which I and probably you would likely classify as raincoater--are not made by the brightest pennies in the roll. That's generally speaking; of course there are exceptions. There are probably some intellectuals watching monster truck rallies but I doubt most of the attendees could name the Governor of their state. As to only people who like what I like being intellectuals (which is not quite the same as intelligent BTW) that's just not true. For example, I have yet to see a Merchant Ivory movie that wasn't incredibly boring, but I'd classify the normal audience for such movies as "intellectual".

Would Lola screw Jack Napier to humiliate Gillis in real life without payment of bucks? Sure. It's the classic "wife being impregnated by a more potent male" scenario you referred to earlier. Would Mariah toy with burglar Gillis without bucks. It would be risky because he might turn out to be a vicious psychopath but if she felt sufficiently confident, absolutely. Would Pebbles consent to be treated as a toilet? Perhaps, she's not hurt and there are women who enjoy that sort of thing. I'll give you that the whores wouldn't screw the losers in the video stores without money but it's quite clear that they're being paid. A bit different from the "I just love to have two dicks up my ass and then a cum facial from two Eurotrash" that is attempted by Private.

The humiliation is done with a different purpose. The Private movies are using abuse to reduce the girl to a slut/whore in the minds of viewers without which the viewer can't relate (no quality girl would ever have sex with me) whereas it's understood that even the lowest female in D.O.G. is better than Gillis and he's futilely trying to change that.

Back in the eighties, Oriental porn put out by people such as Ocean Shores Video showed such things as the girl removing the guy's underpants and neatly folding them beside the futon (or whatever the Japanese mattress equivalent is called) and girls who visibly allowed the male to just use their bodies. I happen to like those things and the reputation of Oriental women made them a natural for the role. I.e., it was believable. Nowadays the Oriental girls seem to have become just as pushy and hard as their Occidental sisters.

>Well, this is where we differ on a fundamental level. If I want >emotional involvement with people in a movie I'll go and rent a >Scorcese.

You're lying to yourself, lattara. You might not see it as emotional involvement but it is. Unless of course you're one of the train wreck viewer types or the juveniles who get off on the naked babe. Since when does Scorcese make movies that focus on lust as the driving force and which include explicit sex? As I've pointed out before it's hard enough to even find nudity in mainstream these days. Relate to the following paragraph as you will:

There's a PBS documentary about the civil rights activities of the fifties/sixties called "Eyes On The Prize" and in one episode they read excerpts from a diary of one of the rich white kids who went South to work on voter registration. He (or she, I forget which) describes a visit to a sharecropper's hut/house where he joined the family for a meal consisting of something like grits, collard greens, and pork fatback. He rambles on in laudatory terms about the lack of eating utensils and how everyone poked their hands into the common pot. References to how the sharecropper family had a "different but equal" lifestyle and how it was so much more convenient and family orientated to eat in that manner. I'll bet rich white kid is using a full set of silver today.

Lori Michaels Update

Lori writes: I had some fans email me about a posting on Luke F-rd's site about one of my shows at Sugars. It's almost all true, except the cum thing was actually pina colota mix. hehe Fools em every time. I actually use a wireless mic so the fans can hear me on stage. I better not say what you can hear. Just read the story at www.l-keford.com.

I have my new movie Conflict in stock now, so if you would like a signed copy just order it from my store at www.fantasytown.com .

I just talked with Vivid, and they are going to have me signing at their booth at the CES show at Las Vegas in January. They also wanted to talk to me about signing a contract to do four more movies. I'll let you know whats going on after we talk in January. They are really a good company, and to be honest the only one that I would do films for. I'll most likely be at the AVN awards show sitting at a Vivid table, so that kind of blows the idea that I had regarding the tables for my fans. If you would like to attend just go to www.avn.com. You can purchase a ticket from there.

The Shooter should be out before christmas. This should be my best film by far. I have 8 or more scenes (can't remember) in it, and they were performed the way I wanted. All natural with no interuptions. I made the camera man do all the work. I'll bet his muscles are still sore from getting in all of those wierd positions. hehe I think you'll like it.Todd, the director, said it could be up for best video of the year in his opinion. I'll start making more x-rated web cam for the vip room. Since no one can download the pics, I guess that I can now do anything I want. Yes sir, I'm going to be doing some wild things. My fans have given me some ideas and I've been writing them down. I hope my body can take it.hehe Send me your suggestions no matter how crazy they are. ok?

I've kind of missed my nude jogging, so I'll try to get out next weekend on a county road and get someone to video me. I'll see how far I can go and get away with it. I usually only have three or four cars pass in Oklahoma on the rural roads, but there is more traffic here. I usually just switch sides and go the other way if someone starts following me. I do love to do daring things. One of my chat fans dared me tonight to go out and walk around my motorhome naked. I did, and I got caught by the neighbor. I told him that someone had thrown a rock at my motorhome and I was looking for him. He just stood there looking at me and said "it wasn't me" hehe

Fear and Loathing

Dr. Susan Block writes: Saturday night, October 30, 1999, starting at 9:30 PM (PT), “The Dr. Susan Block Show” will broadcast a Halloween Eve special. In honor of the holiday, the subject will be “FEAR & SEX: The Mastery & the Mystery.” Do we fear what attracts us? Are we attracted to what we fear? What do men and women fear and desire most in each other? The evening’s special guest will be former Forest Lawn Memorial Parks & Mortuaries executive secretary and ex-adult film actress Brandy Alexandre.

For further information, reservations and revelations, please call 213.749.1330. You must call to get your name on the list, if you wish to attend this or any event at Dr. Suzy's Speakeasy in person. For Halloween Eve, we ask you to wear a mask and/or costume. Or just watch the live broadcast at www.drsusanblock.com or www.radiosuzy1.com, and wear whatever you like.

All of the evening’s festivities will be broadcast live from BlockStudios at www.drsusanblock.com, shown subsequently among archived programs in Dr. Block’s Erotic Theater of the Mind, and edited for broadcast later as a half-hour episode of Dr. Block’s weekly TV show airing on cable stations throughout the Greater LA area, as well as in various locations around the world. A crew from the National Film Board of Canada will also film the Halloween Eve show for a special documentary.

BlockStudios are located at the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts & Science’s, which also houses Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy, a private club with a 20-foot bar and stage from the building’s Prohibition Era days as a real 1920’s speak-easy, as well as the Speakeasy Gallery, featuring LA’s only permanent collection of erotic art. The Institute is located in downtown LA, just around the corner from the giant neon purple spaceship that is the new Staples Arena. See Dr. Block’s illuminating Halloween essay on “Fearsomely Hot Sex.”

Coming Soon to Dr. Suzy’s Speakeasy and to www.drsusanblock.com… Saturday night, November 6, 1999: “The Bonobo Imperative” featuring Dr. Tony Rose, director of the Bushmeat Project. Learn about our kissin’ cousins, the amazing bonobo chimpanzees, who use sex to reduce violence in their communities, and how you can help to save them from imminent extinction.

In the Final Fall of the Old Millennium: Erotic Art of the Apocalypse. Opening night, November 13, 1999 (8 PM Until the End of the World) will feature an Old-Time Sexual Revival with the Irreverend Doctor Susan Block, and a spectacular show of new apocalyptic erotica in all media by some of the finest artists in Southern California (plus a few from out-of-town). Coming Soon to www.drsusanblock.com and to a video store near you: “INNER SPACE: An Amazing Vaginal Voyage”…a new addition to Dr. Susan Block’s Video Encyclopedia of Sex & Fetishes.

Nice Jewish Girl Sick

Nice Jewish Girl writes: So I went to the dr. today and she said off work till at least Wednesday, because I have a respiratory infection and sinus infection. She gave me a prescription for antibiotics, but you know I will never take that stuff. I was really tired after I went to the dr., but I feel better now.

For some reason the gorgeous waiter at the jewish deli I went to and had a half a bagel with cream cheese (well I shouldn't be having dairy, esp. now, but I was gonna pass out with hunger) was flirting with me. He was really cute. Tall, blonde, thin, probably a million years younger than me. I couldn't eat the whole thing but I had the requisite cream soda with it. And I sat at the counter.

So I posted the link about Lesbian Celebs to my girlfriends at the dyke board and they loved it . Of course some of them already knew about it. They said the site hasn't been updated in a year though. And under lesbian/bi's in porn they didn't mention Janine. Isn't Janine a lesbian? On another thread (thank god you missed it because you are crude and rude), someone posted that the litmus test for being a true lesbian in porn is if they had been in porn for 5 years. Then they are a true dyke. Interesting eh? Then, they named names. All the names were plausible to me.

And I have another question for you or John Douglas at talkingblue.com, who is the retired blonde porn actress in the Neve Campbell six video? Some of the girls said it was Ginger Lynn, but I am sure it's just speculation. Who is it Luke?

In response to Amalek (I liked his idea btw - you know, after I let Mike beat you up for a while, then when I DECIDE you've had enough, then I CALL the cops!), I like that idea. What do you think I should wear while videotaping? A dress? Or casual? Because how one dresses is important.

I called work today and talked with Mrs. Bitch. She was not thrilled that I am out till Wednesday, and didn't even ask me how I was and that I should get better! Sniff! Heartless superiors!! J.D. Considine, jeez Luke you didn't even get it right! What I said was that I thought he was extremely intelligent, but normal. His taste in music is NORMAL and mainstream, he doesn't have the emotional connection to music that I do. And I'd like to talk with him, 3-way of course, with my boyfriend/future husband Luke being there, even though Lukey knows zilch about music.

Also, I have been surfing the net all the time and found some cool curly hair sites out there, in case there's any curly heads that are interested. www.naturallycurly.com is great, product reviews, etc., and www.blackhaircare.com also for those with 4a/4b hair. Both sites are great and have message boards for posting, and I've made some cool new curly haired girlfriends. :) I know you don't understand, you just have mildly curly hair. Life is harder for us curly haired gurls. Thank you to all my friends that wished me a happy b-day! :)

Done writes: NJG should take her medicine. There is nothing worse than someone who doesnt take her medicine when a doctor gave it to her. What is the f---ing purpose of going to the doctor if you arent gonna take your medicine? This lady prides herself on being smart and witty, but that is plain dumb. Drippy snotnose chicks are not sexy. Especially when they have the cure sitting on the dresser at their pad. Jesus.

NJG replies: Done, the reason I don't want to take Erythromicin for this thing are for several reasons. #1) All anti-biotics make me totally sick to my stomach, in addition, they can damage the lining of your stomach, I have a very delicate stomach and tend towards IBD (Kurt Cobain's disease). Unless I was deathly ill, or had an STD I would stay away from them. I am neither one of those things at this point. #2) I actually believe in natural remedies more and have cured many people and myself of many different ailments because I have a great knowledge of herbs and supplements and also food healing. At one point I considered going to school for it, but due to financial considerations was unable to go. I do have at my disposal in my apt. bookshelves upon bookshelves of natural healing remedies, i.e., herbs/supplements/homeopathy/etc. The reason I go to the doctor at all is because after 5 days work requires a note from the doctor. And the doctor can diagnose what my problem is better than I can. But mainly I go because of the work requirement. Also, my mother Mommy-Dearest is a natural healer and I have lived on health food all my life, she is a paid consultant to the biggest health food store in Las Vegas, and used to have her own radio talk show on the subject. She has graduated from several herb/naturalist/etc. schools. And I know just about as much as she does. In fact, I have told her some things.

Wee writes Luke: I wanted to tell you how impressed I am by what you write. I have been posting in rame since March with the handle Basementchild. My tastes are a bit eccentric, I'll admit. But it has been fun seeing my stuff posted. It's kind of like being published, and as close as I've ever come, except for patents and papers in chemical periodicals. There isn't any blood in that kind of publishing. I'm sorry that the porn industry, per se, doesn't interest me more than it does, because I would like your stuff even more than I do. Feeding my fetish comes first for me.

Mainstream porn is pretty hokey to me. It's as stylized as Kabuki. However, I am rapidly reaching the point of burn out when it comes to posting stuff. More than half of my submissions haven't been getting through lately. One thing was about 4 or 5 pages long, but it must have been over the line in terms of nastiness. That can be very discouraging! I also post in about three other forums that are devoted to menstrual stuff, like Bianca's, and one whose name can't even be mentioned, like the real name of god! Ha! There was a time when I didn't know anything about you, of course, and then there was a period when your site was down all the time. You really have created something unique for its brilliance, forget what you are writing about. You are something special, that's for sure.

From estroclick: "I have heard that the average guy thinks about something sexual every 8 seconds, so what's that? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, SEX?" --CamUvas, Guys:

What goes on in their heads? I'm a girl,I know what girls think about,but what do guys think about?When u say I love you,do you mean it?What goes on in your little heads?Tell me,I want to know! -rickyloverAngel

i a girl but i always thought a guys head was filled w/ air going in a circle and thats why they fart and burp all the time cause they have so much excess air -UFLYERS

I talked to a few guys and asked them if sex was always on their mind and you were right KID,they don't ALWAYS think about it,because just like you said they do think about other things,except for this one horney guy I asked he answered yes,what a dork -rickyloverAngel

Personally I dont want to know what goes on in their heads. Thats all I got to say about that one. -Adrock's Love

Wedn, 9:30 AM: NJG writes: Dear Luke, Last night at 3:00 a.m. I woke up with the WORST coughing fit. I guess I'm still not better :( So I called the dr. just now and I can't even get an appt with her till Friday :) and the receptionist told me they'll give me a note. Still sick :( but out till Monday :) love, NJG your sicky-sick girl.