Monday, October 11th, 1999
Tony Montana has tested HIV positive on the Western Blot as well as the PCR DNA test.
On Porn Star Trading Monday night, this shocking revelation from Diablo
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Laurie Holmes writes on RAME: I am sorry to say that Tony is indeed HIV positive. However, thanks to Sharon Mitchell and A.I.M., there is some good to be had out of this bad news. First off, because of A.I.M. and the Adult Industry Mandatory HIV testing, the early detection of the virus will work in Tony’s favor to help fight the disease. Through A.I.M., Tony is going to enter a research program with the AIDS Foundation; thus, Tony will receive the best medical attention possible. Sharon Mitchell has also offered to send Tony to school. She believes that with Tony’s experiences and dynamic personality, combined with some education, Tony will prove to be a great asset to have on staff.
At the present time, Tony is trying to remember everyone he worked with, going as far back as June of this year. Somewhere out there is a girl that gave Tony the HIV virus this summer. This brings some serious thoughts to mind where an Adult Entertainment Database is concerned. Tony worked a lot this last summer. But not everyone is tested by A.I.M. and not all companies are following the pcr/dna testing rule. Some companies are allowing the talent to only produce an Elisa test. The Elisa test is not a very conclusive and/or accurate test for such an industry as ours to rely on. Since not everyone goes to one facility for testing, creating a database is almost impossible as well. I believe that the industry as an organization should decide on only one facility to use so that a database can be better established and there would be no question of conflicting protocol.
While it is true that any medical facility is capable of HIV testing, It is my belief that to have an accurate database, the facility would have to have a thorough understanding, relationship and history in the Adult Entertainment Industry. Sharon Mitchell has all that and more. I believe that A.I.M. would best serve the industry and our talents needs. If ever such a vote should be held – A.I.M. gets my vote. As for Tony, I am so glad that this news didn’t cause Tony Montana to have the same sort of hopelessness and despair as it brought to my late husband (John C. Holmes) 14 years ago. It is such a relief for myself not to have to re-live those feelings a second time around. I think the future just might be good to Tony Montana.
Sharon Mitchell tells Gene Ross: "Mitchell says Montana, who will talk when he's ready, is taking it like a trouper despite hurtful comments. "But you remember what they did to our friend Mark?" says Mitchell. "They're all speculating about how he got it. Who the f--- cares? The man came in with pride and honor. He brought me his lists. He helped me track people down. He sat here all day, spoke with people. He never hid, never ran. He's been checking in every day. Human nature sucks sometimes."
Krash writes: Sharon Mitchell: "We're premedicating all the girls, prophylactically, all the fluffers and the star Candy, a dose of Zythromax and Levequan... It's what we would give someone if they had chlamydia and gonorrhea or any sort of STD crud that might be flying around. So by premedicating the girls, they can't give or contract any STDs. So we feel it should be very safe and fun. And AIM health care staff will be there to check tests."
Krash: Pre-medication? Talk about snake oil! Whether it was the day of the gangbang or the day before--these maniacs are practicing medicine without a licence! Not that prescribing major antibiotics to fluffers in preparation for a gang-bang exactly qualifies as medicine. Are A.I.M. and soon-to-have-his-licence-revoked Dr. York willing to take responsibility for the resistant chlamyidia, gonorrhea, syphillis and other S.T.D.'s the sexually adventurous fluffers might pass along to their next consignment of fluffees? Or in the case of those doing escort work, to non-industry sex partners? The porn "industry's" reckless disregard for human life has never been more evident--and when the Los Angeles medical establishment or the Feds get wind of Sharon Mitchell's and Dr. York's quackery--not even Herald Price Fahringer will be able to save their opportunistic asses from sharing a fate echoing Dr. Kevorkian's.
Greg Zeboray says: I am glad to see all the hoopla surrounding this "premiedication" of the gangbang participants. It is a very serious matter, and one that must not be allowed to be swept under the rug. I have one question right away: who's idea was this? Dr. York's? Sharon's? Jim Lane's? AIM has an obligation to answer that question. Also, I never read anything to indicate that the injections were given at the gangbang - I was always under the belief that they occurred prior to it.
Yaakov Adlerstein writes Luke: OK, I concede the point. Not only are you not a journalist, you do not aspire to be a journalist, either. Maybe acting is the way to go for you. Your best bet is to do something autobiographical, and pitch it to the Jews.
PS - Hymie Goldberg?
PPS - By the way,doesn't it bother you that I am able to anticipate things that are happening in your professional life that I really should not be able to know? From my initial comments on "My Struggle" just as NJG was discussing this with you, to my letter concerning the use of porn to develop antibiotic resistant strains of bacteria, fully anticipating this evening's discussions by over a week. How could this be?
Luke: The Lord has granted you the gift of prophecy. Use this talent wisely my son.
In Luke's continuing battle against filth and perversion, he has removed all the naked girl pics from his site and replaced them with pictures of himself. There's probably something symbolic there about Luke and the direction of this site...
NJG writes: I'm glad you removed the naked women from your site Luke because otherwise I'd never be able to access this site from work. I know you like those gangbang and bestiality things. I just find it all very stomach churning.
I will try to have a good week at work. I will be a good girl. I will try to eat sensibly this week. I won't eat sweets. I will ignore any person yelling at me and I will not respond. I have to make a living. I have to keep my cats in good litter and the best cat food. I will be a good girl. I will be happy this week. I will try to lose 5 more pounds by Friday. I will eat like a vegan, not a vegetarian. I will smile and put out good energy. I will put out l-o-v-e into the universe. I will let all negative energy roll off my back. I am a good and sweet person. I love myself. I am loved.
Rumdar writes: "Luke. I think your new policy of replacing the naked girls in your column with pictures of yourself is a great idea. After all, you are the real star of the show. One thing that your Houston fan club needs to know. Will you ever stop lusting after Kendra Jade and marry Nice Jewish Girl? We think she would make a great wife for you. You can both live neurotically ever after."
Christian writes: "Concerning all this noise regarding HIV and the porn industry, a querry: Why do you care? Why not just let these people sort out their issues on their own, in private? So long as the industry continutes to provide the masturbating public with top-quality entertainment, what business is it of yours, or of the public, who has which disease?"
Luke: I assure you my friend that I personally could not give a hoot who has which disease. I'm just doing this gossip mongering for the money.
Lynne: Why no mention that one way people get HIV is IV drug use? Sharon surely knows this. Actually, it's the PREVAILING cause in many ethnic/gender groups. I'd rather see a true statement from TM like, "I haven't shot up drugs in ten years" than do this Victorian dance around the subject. See what happens when something is demonized beyond discussion?
Greg Lang writes: Were testable samples [of Tony Montana] saved? If so can they be tested with alternative tests to see if the positive would have been detected earlier. After the Marc Wallice debacle you'd think that the porn testing industry would have learned. One last point: Is it just coincidence that Marc Wallice was let go from his job just before the Tony Montana news hit?
Hymie Goldberg writes: The following is not for publication, as you need to develop the habit of thinking more before publishing: OK, so the set of that gang bang was not a little Biopreparet (the Soviet agency responsible for germ warfare). It still appears to be the case that several women, in anticipation of being exposed to the bacteria of scores of random men, were given some antibiotic. Now lets pretend that the antibiotic had not been given to any women, but that it had simply been placed into the agar of a petri dish, and the petri dish then exposed to multiple strains of bacteria. This sounds like a pretty decent way of selecting for drug resistance in bacteria. It would not be acceptable, as a matter of public health, for the petri dish to then be tossed out with the trash without being sterilized at the end of the experiment; why should it be less acceptable for this experiment to be conducted on live human beings who, at the end of the experiment, obviously just get up and walk away? I still say there is a story here. You need to get in touch with some immunologists at UCLA or USC to hear what they have to say about this practice. (But FIRST determine what the practice is!)
Pookiepuss writes on RAME: Yes, but what if he is? Certainly all the other people in the industry should not have to be exposed to a person who is a carrier - albeit not 100% confirmed. Actually, I think Sharon's policy is lenient, one can make an argument that employer's be notified after one positive result. The fact is medical tests have statistical error in them. Simply put, they can have false negative and false positive results. Cheaper, less specific tests are generally used for screening, much like what was probably used on Tony. However, the odds that any given result reflects a false positive result go down sharply with two consecutive positive results. Hence, the company acted as it did. From a public health perspective, Tony should not be allowed to perform until a western blot proves he is not a carrier. I hope this explanation answers your question. Like him or hate him (I have no opinion) - a very sad situation.
Anti-Porner: Hey Luke, a confidential telephonic communication. As you're probably aware, the smoking gun is those f---ing injections they were giving on the gangbang. The other day when I read about it, oh, we innoculated all the people on the set, there's no such thing as innoculation against VD. In fact, it was a trick used by porno stars and prostitutes who always used to dose themselves "prophylactically" with antibiotics and that's what caused the resistant bacteria. Whoever gave those injections should be put in jail. Sharon Mitchell could be put in jail. That porno company practiced reckless endangerment. The whole thing is a f---ing bonfire waiting for a spark, and the spark, my friend, is you, Luke. It's explosive. They didn't need the cops there, the medical swat team...
Luke: Sharon Mitchell phoned Monday afternoon to clarify that nobody was injected at the gangbang. Candy Apples and the fluffers were medicated and presumably injected at least a day before the gangbang, under the superversion of Dr. York. Tony Montana came in to see Sharon for counseling this morning, and aside from being upset about things written about him on this site, was were able to make lots of progress.
NOBODY AT THE GANGBANG WAS INJECTED!
An attentive Jew writes: Another message from Important Reader on the East Coast Not in Porn (or whatever I called myself).
You know, for the very first time, I came across something on your web site that has definitely got me creeped out. When I wrote up that email a week ago about using biowarfare treaties against the porn industry, I was writing (mostly) in jest, especially the bit about the government using porn to develop new germs. (In fact I am convinced that while we have no biowarfare program we SHOULD, if only to have at the ready a deterrent against biological attack, much like our nuclear forces have served as a deterrent against nuclear attack.) After all, the production of porn did not, to my knowledge, entail any affirmative act of breeding any super-pathogens.
And then came today's curious revelations, that someone associated with the porn industry, ******* (I use stars because I would want to be DEAD CERTAIN of the names of those involved before making any accusations), was injecting "everyone on the set" with something. This immediately raises a number of very serious questions that you ought to fully pursue.
1. How many people were given injections? Just the women, or 10, 30, 300 men?
2. WHO administered the injections? Was a physician present? (Get their names!)
3. HOW were the injections administered. I imagine that the scene at a gang bang is very chaotic; can one be sure none of the needles was improperly reused? (I am confident that you are well aware of the possibilities for dire contamination through bad technique at a mass-innoculation.)
4. WHAT was injected, and why? The primary, lethal microbial threat to porners is viral, not bacteriological. Think HIV, Hepatitis, etc. Aside from a few exotic drugs that I am sure were not being injected at that site, there are no drugs that one can inject prophylactically in that time frame to prevent viral infection. Antibiotics work on bacteria, not viruses. If the idea was to provide prophylaxis against bacterial infection, and truly effective antibiotics were being employed, then their misuse was truly criminal. What surer way is there of developing drug resistant strains of bacteria than to dose a hundred people with that antibiotic and then have them all have sex with the same woman? This is simply insane - as a matter of public health, this sort of thing should not be permitted to occur. These drugs were not developed to give porn people a false sense of safety while volitionally aggregating their disease pools.
Now, what you must do Luke, is first, GET THE FACTS, not in the half-assed way you sometimes do with respect to the small issues that you normally discuss on your web site, but as a real journalist would, covering a real story. CHECK EVERYTHING OUT and be certain of the truth of an assertion before publishing it. Personally interview, face-to-face and for the record (if possible), as many of the people who were present as you can, especially the doofuses who lined up for a chance at celluloid immortality. Talk to the underlings at whatever facility provided the needles and drugs. Get copies of invoices, that sort of thing. Once you are OBJECTIVELY CERTAIN of the facts, let us and the mainstream press know what really happened. (By the way, I hope that the initial reports are incorrect, and they did not really innoculate 100 men as suggested by early reports on your web site.)
Luke: I hear these conflicting stories:
1. AVN publisher Paul Fishbein personally injected everyone at the gangbang in the ass with his manmeat.
2. Vivid Video owner Steve Hirsch injected hepatitis C into everyone at the gangbang with one slightly rusty needle.
3. Tony Montana injected everyone at the gangbang.
4. Nobody at the gangbag was injected (truth).
5. Candy Apples was injected by the manmeat of 60 prison release types.
Choose whichever story you prefer.
Email: Several weeks ago, I expressed my squeamishness about having the following posted to your web site. Given recent events, the time has come to put my vanity aside for the greater good of humanity. You may publish the following, and attribute it to An Important Correspondant from the East who, while Jewish, is not in porn:
Mr. Ford, I think I know where you are headed in life.
Now, that is a pretty bold thing to say, and somewhat disconcerting to hear even from a close friend, let alone from someone whom you have never spoken to, let alone met. But I cannot help but hear fate calling you, Mr. Ford.
It is your destiny, as a Jew, to identify and root out corruption in society, particularly as it arises from jews. The particular corruption you have fixated on is porn, and you attempt to fight certain aspects of it by exposing its seamy underbelly on your web site. Unfortunately, your present efforts can have little, if any, effect, especially since you also rely on these same people for an important part of your social life. No, if an attack is to be mounted on porn, it will require other and better tools than a web site frequented mostly by hard-core wankers and industry folk.
I have discovered in the law some tools that can be employed in your struggle to free (mostly) christian girls from the diseased clutches of (mostly) swarthy jewish porners (it will work against gentile porners, too). First, a little history.
1. In 1969, while visiting Fort Detrick, President Nixon foreswore American involvement in biological warfare research and development. Within a few years, the United States and virtually all other nations had signed on to the Biological and Toxin Weapons Convention (BWC). This international treaty, which has the force of law in this country, commands that the signatories will “never in any circumstances develop, produce, stockpile, or otherwise acquire or retain any biological weapons."
2. Several decades ago, the United States permitted a number of black men who were infected with syphilis to be observed as the disease progressed, never telling them that they were infected with a curable disease (the infamous Tuskegee Study).
3. During the 1950's and 60's, the CIA, through its MK-ULTRA program, experimented with dangerous drugs (e.g. LSD) on unsuspecting American citizens. Hence, notwithstanding point (1), points 2 and 3 show that our government is capable of doing some pretty nasty things.
4. Porn starlets are not the only life forms on the planet to have sex with other species. Strains of bacteria and viruses as different from each other as women are from dogs can, if placed in physical proximity to one another, exchange genes (the process is called conjugation in bacteria). This can give rise to especially potent hybridized pathogens.
Now let's stand back and take this all in. The BWC prevents our government from mixing and matching genes from among the various diseases common to humans in an attempt to develop new strains of germs. But does not porn provide another way of doing just that, perhaps even deadlier than in vitro lab experiments, since it directly uses as its petri dishes the very species - humans - who are the final target of such work? You see, every time two human beings have sex, they exchange not just semen, but a large complement of whatever microbial life is in or on their bodies. Some of this exchange can be prevented by the use of condoms, but much of it cannot. This is not much of a problem for normal people who have few sex partners, but among those whose profession requires sex with hundreds of random partners, the possibilities for indigenous microbes to swap genes with other microbes and create a super pathogen rise exponentially.
In view of the BWC, our government presumably does not carry on biowarfare research in labs. But what if our government, in violation of the BWC, is using the sexual practices of porn people to surruptitiously develop new strains of disease? Who knows, perhaps the purveyors of porn and the industry supported VD clinics of Southern California are in on it, the former paying christian girls to submit to behavior of the type in which gene swapping can occur, and the latter acquiring cultures of these pathogens resulting from this behavior for further study by bioweaponeers -all under the banner of industry safety. I am not saying that they are or are not, just that it is an interesting idea that paranoid minds would have hit upon sooner or later anyway.
If the porners are so involved, they are in violation of the Biological Warfare Convention, which has the force of law in this country. It should be possible for someone who is connected to the industry (you) to investigate these serious matters further and, if he finds sufficient proof, to make this accusation and insist that, as a direct consequence of the terms of this treaty, porn involving the exchange of bodily fluids (at least) be banned.
You could be that someone, Luke! All the shameful things that you have done in recent years would be washed away by the cleansing power of fame. Indeed, you would become a world famous internet journalist, the very first to win a Pulitzer Prize for self-published journalism. Your parents would be proud of you, and both your income and your social prospects with powerful jews in the world of journalism and Hollywood (to say nothing of their daughters) would rise.
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HIV positive Tony Montana came in for counseling Monday morning with Sharon Mitchell at AIM. "I've referred him to AHF, Aids Healthcare Foundation... I offered him a position to go back to school and coming here to AIM to counsel. I think he'd make a great counselor, don't you?"
Luke: "I don't know him that well."
Sharon: "I think he'd make a great counselor, particularly to the hispanic population. He's so open minded and he's got a lot of energy. I told him that there will always be a place for him here to help counsel..."
Tice Bune writes Luke: "I worked with Sabrina Johnson on the 18th of September. I have a two current tests, one on the 20th of September and one on the 27th of September. I am going in today for the 21 day test. I will let you know, but let's just say I am playing by all the rules. Just wonder why all they guys aren't on the list that should be."
Porner: "It just doesn't happen in isolated instances.... I'm not a doctor...so I could be way off, but I would think that he had to get it somewhere, so if he wasn't ramming Marc Wallice, then who's the next to confess?"
Brad from Danger Boy Video: "That's one of the reasons that we find young, never worked before girls for our movies. We get Sharon to test them on Tuesdays...results come Wednesday, and we tell them NOT to have sex until Friday when we shoot.... After their scene, we kick them to the curb..... because who knows what they'll be f---in after were done shooting and they are broke again.
"Mila just called and said that shes shooting a condom blow job scene tomorrow.....she wants to know if she can swallow the rubber? We already told her that her body guards will douse the young fellow in pine sol and drano to insure a clean rod...
"I'm thinking the shoe business is starting to look good to me again. I never got any disease working for Nike or Reebok."
Laurie Holmes writes on the rec.arts.movies.erotica (RAME) newsgroup: MASS HYSTERIA MAY BE NEEDLESS OVER TONY MONTANA HIV POSITIVE SCARE
Yes it is true. AIM Healthcare has had two positive test come back on Tony Montana in the last couple of days. And yes, it has definitely affected what we call normal production of any given day. While I of all people can appreciate the efforts being taken by AIM, I have to wonder if they didn't issue a statement on Tony's condition too soon.
Unlike Luke F-rd, I write this piece on facts and nothing I write will ever be written without knowing that it is the truth. After all that is what responsible journalism is all about. My sources don't come from gossip-mongers either.
Tony Montana is also having a third set of test done and the results are not in until Monday afternoon. In fact, there is a chance that Tony Montana is not HIV positive, say's Sharon Mitchell, the founder of AIM. But Sharon had a certain protocol to follow when receiving the 2nd positive test of Tony's possible misfortune which warranted her faxing the news out to every porno company in the world. What people don't know is that there are other health factors that could be causing these test to come back as being HIV positive. This is why a third set of a wide range of tests is being performed on Tony's blood and at different laboratories as well. Now if this third battery of tests comes back positive - then we will know for sure. Until then, the question I have to ask is this: Although Sharon was only following protocol, shouldn't she have waited until the third set of tests were in to make sure? I mean what if Tony isn't HIV positive? Rumors are spreading through this industry like wild flowers in a manuered pasture.
Of course, people are going to talk, and it is a known fact throughout the business that I live with Mr. T (the ass master) Montana. And yes, I have been with him recently. However, I am not worried in the slightest. My test has come back negative. As you see, HIV is not as easily acquired as you might think. However, ignorance will always find a way to rear it's ugly head and since my husband died of AIDS... I of course must be a carrier of the HIV virus, thus giving it to Tony.
Fact: There is no such thing as a carrier of HIV. You either have it or you don't. I am a lot more healthy than Tony has been lately. As Tony has been suffering from other health issues lately. Tony's immune system was way down, thus making him more susceptible to other diseases such as HIV.
Fact: Tony has been tested every month for the last couple of years. Tony was last tested 30 days prior to this test, and it was negative. While it is true that you can have the HIV virus for a number of years without having any symptoms, this is only true if gone un-tested. It only takes 4-16 weeks for the HIV antibody to show up in your blood stream once your body has contracted the virus. So this means, Tony, if positive on Monday, would have got the virus sometime during the course of this summer.
Fact: Tony is not bi-sexual. He has jacked off on couple of gay sets in the past, but never received or given anal or oral sex to any other man. It is a known fact that Tony is an ass man when it comes to women and that Tony loves his women. I call Tony "The Matador of Porn", never leaving an ass un-sodomized. But to heart, Tony can be a real sweet heart. One of the dearest friends I have, he can always make you laugh when he wants to. Even today, after reading the garbage that Luke F-rd had written about Tony on his site, Tony's spirit was high as he laughed about his new production company "HIV Productions, For Positive SEX"!
Fact: It has been rumored that during his relationship with porn actress Crystal Gold, Tony beat her up repeatedly and once even ripped out her ovaries with his hands, thus causing her to bleed internally for two months. Let's get real here folks, it is an impossible act to rip out someone's ovaries by means of reaching up inside the vagina. And to bleed internally for two months? Far fetched, don't you think. The facts were that substance abuse played a part in Crystal Gold's everyday life. Tony ended up giving her money to go away and only hopes she has cleaned herself up a little bit and wishes her the best of luck in life.
It is just so un-fortunate that Tony and his family must go through this sort of ordeal, as I can truly say that I wouldn't wish AIDS on even my worst enemy. But times have changed along with medical breakthroughs, and just because you're HIV positive doesn't mean you have to die and or quit living and lusting and loving. It is unfortunate that anyone who engages in the Adult Entertainment Industry be put at such risk, but we are, and we do accept the gamble that we all knowingly take in being sexually active and entertaining all of you're fantasies. However, such instances as these should act as a reminder that there are certain safety measures we must use in the making of sex films here and abroad. Condoms are a must now, and special lubricants should be used as well.
I just want to take this opportunity to tell Tony how much I am rooting for his test to come back negative on Monday. Nothing would give me greater satisfaction then to have all the porn companies faxed back the news that he isn't HIV Positive, but if he is...don't worry, Tony will beat it one way or another. We are all rooting for you Tony! And I will always be your friend. As for Luke F-rd, well, you should have punched him out like so many others would like to do too! Because he's writing garbage about me, about my late husband, and about you too. In fact, for someone that hangs around the industry so much, you would think he would be a little kinder towards everyone and quit printing bull s---. Perhaps, there might be something we can do about this if we all stick together. Surely there must be a price to pay for writing such un-truths about people. Certainly he must be liable for his actions in his un-professional journalistic endeavors.
Laurie Holmes, President John Holmes, Incorporated
http://www.johnnywadd.com
p.s. Luke F-rd, In my opinion - you suck!
John Collins replies on RAME: The only scene I ever saw Tony in was him and a girl that was shot by Urbano for Channel 69 video. Montana sat on a couch, lifted his legs back up behind his head and had the girl lick his asshole. That to me seemed very much like a homosexual tendency, as I have never once had the urge to do that with a sex partner. And I don't think I could ever lift my legs that far toward my head. It almost looks like a position a guy would assume in getting ready to take a dick up his ass from another guy. He also obviously shaves all of his body hair completely off, also a gay tendency. Is this guy gay or bi? I have nothing against him but I would frankly like to know if he has had gay sex before, as I suspect might be true. No offense to Laurie Holmes (I have a good friend who is also a friend of Ms. Holmes) or any of Tony's family or friends. I hope for the best for Tony. God Bless him.
Peter writes on RAME: My question, why is everyone assuming this story about Tony Montana is true? I thought Luke F-rd was supposed to be scoundrel who reported only lies about everyone and everything? At least that's the impression most of the Ramers have left me.
As a matter of fact, I can't think of a time when any Ramer leapt to Lucas' defense. Now he publishes something you'd all apparently like to believe, so immediately it becomes fact with no questions asked or substantiation performed. I'm not saying that Luke's story isn't true, I'm just wondering how you can take this story as truth when you usually question and ridicule everything he does and writes. Earlier this year Christy Canyon was as good as dead and buried before someone brought to light the fact that she was still dancing. Maybe it would be smarter to confirm the Tony Montana saga before going off on a tangent. Looks like more Lost Boys. . .
Pat Riley writes on RAME: Maybe if you read his website instead of just relying on what the people here say you'd be able to form a better opinion. It's doubtless true that Ford is willing to publish lots of rubbish emanating from people in the industry who have grudges against others and also contributes his own in the form of "satire", however in this particular case he's quoting Sharon Mitchell who given her status as the blood lady is unlikely to be lying about this subject. Further, it's now a couple of days since the news has been announced and I haven't seen any indignant posts to the contrary from people who are likely to know. Although not yet to the point that it's beyond a reasonable doubt, I think it's safe to say that to a balance of probabilities standard Luke's report on this matter is factually correct.
Pokechopper writes on RAME: I know that Jordan McKnight has HIV. However, I didn't hear anything about Janet Jacme. More than a year ago, an AVN magazine reported that Jordan McKnight had HIV, but they showed Janet Jacme's picture. I guess they think all black folks look alike. Later, I got it confirmed that Jordan was the one w/ the disease.
Rob Spallone told me Sunday night: "Tomorrow we're calling the Health Department on Sharon Mitchell. She threatened to close down Jim Lane for using the Elisa test [instead of the PCR DNA]. There is no law in this business which says which test we have to use. Then she went there and was giving needles [at the gangbang]. Supposedly penicillin or something, we're going to find out tomorrow. It's against the law and we're going after Dr. York's license tomorrow. You're not allowed to pack up your clinic and move on location with it.
"Jim Lane [Powers] has been asking me for two months to get the North Hollywood Clinic to come to this set to do Elisa tests for people who don't have them. And Dr. Bonura and his partner said it is against the law, they can't do it, they will lose their license.
"Then this kid Tony Montana gets AIDS on Thursday. She sent out a memo to make her look like the queen... Thanks to her clinic. Thanks to her staff. The poor kid got HIV positive and she's pronouncing herself the queen. Who cares what clinic does what? She was also taking blood at the AVN Expo... If what she did was wrong, she's out of business. We're going to put an end to her bulls---, her phoniness..."
AIM - 818-981-5681. North Hollywood Clinic aka Family Medical Center, 12629 Riverside Dr. 818-487-1987.
On Wednesday, Sharon Mitchell told me about the gangbang: "We're premedicating all the girls, prophylactically, all the fluffers and the star Candy, a dose of Zythromax and Levequan... It's what we would give someone if they had chlamydia and gonorrhea or any sort of STD crud that might be flying around. So by premedicating the girls, they can't give or contract any STDs. So we feel it should be very safe and fun. And AIM health care staff will be there to check tests."
An anti-Mitchell source told Luke: "If these are bacteria fighting drugs, they lower the immune system. This is why the flus and colds out there are not responsive to medication, because they've been so overprescribed. Putting that s--- in people's bodies kills bad bacteria, but also good bacteria. Antibiotics are not good for you. This is treating people like cattle, shoot them up with this and that..."
Former Free Speech Coalition insurance commissioner Greg Zeboray writes: "Zythromax and Levequan (reported to be used at the Jim Lane "gangbang") are both antibiotics. Was the "premedicating" of all participants ethical? At this point, I don't know. Was it distributed to prevent a known virus from being transmitted, or to prevent the risk of an unknown virus? For instance, people who travel to various countries are premedicated for malaria because it is known to exist. So this begs the question: did AIM and York know of an std carried by one of the participants? If so, why were they on the set. If not, then should Dr. York - as a physician - prescribe medication that is known to be harmful when over used? Additionally, I think the ethical issue becomes even more vague if the participants agreed to receive this medicine - surely Dr. York maintains a chart on each of them with their medical history and willingness to receive this medication."
Brandy Alexandre: "Hearing that Sharon Mitchell was administering antibiotics "prophylactically" is totally heinous. The overuse of antibiotics is what is making deseases stronger and more aggressive. It goes back to the saying, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Same holds true for bacteria. Those it doesn't kill quickly learn to how thwart it next time around. Shooting up so many people with antibiotics was unwarranted and is more dangerous in the long run than letting people assume the hazard of the occupation and treating any anti-biotic curable disease appropriately. In a way, she's encouraging even nastier, drug-resistant bugs to emerge and converge on the population while pretending to be the good fairy.
"There was this very interesting article in Discover Magazine about drug resistance and how the anti-biotic era is almost over. Most of the original antibiotics don't work on anything anymore and it's happening to some of the newer ones now because of overuse. It mostly centered around one doctor who flat out refused to write a prescription for antibiotics for her son who had the flu. The woman found another doctor who did simply because "it made her feel better."
"It's very scary. Really. These "feelgood measures" definitely are NOT in anyone's best interest now or in the future."
Johnny Castano phoned Sunday night. "I don't know if I should talk to you because every time I talk to you, you put it in the paper.
"I'm really upset about Tony Montana. His real name is Julio Gonzales. I broke him into the porn business. He came in to me to get dance pictures, from when he was dancing like Stagliano [around 1980]. So I shot the pictures and asked him if he wanted to model. He said yes, so I shot him nude for the gay books. And then I shot him about 50 times in one year with girls. Then finally I says to him, I'm going to turn you on to Jim South. And that was the end of Julio Gonzales. He never got back to me. He f---ed me over real good. I took care of him for a f---ing year. He was working around the house. And when he got Blondie, he let every f---ing photographer in LA shoot her but Johnny Castano. He wouldn't let me go near her.
"They're on a shoot one day for Western Visuals, I was doing the stills. And he came on the shoot with Blondie and he told the producer that they wouldn't work if I shot him or Blondie. So I ended up not shooting both of them. And I broke him into porno.
"He talks about his cock. He's built like a gorilla and hung like Mickey Mouse. His cock was the smallest cock I ever shot in my life. Nobody knows more about him than I do. He used to have a wonderful grandmother in Panarama City who used to take care of him. He was a good guy when he first started..."
JSL writes on RAME: Luke F-rd, Hustler's Asshole of the Month. They did him up real good. First they put on that goofy photo, then they go into his bio! My favorite part "I'm tired of getting tawdry blowjobs from porno sluts..." This was as funny as the the Dr. Laura asshole of the month, or the Jeery Falwell, or... You gotta get the rag for nothing esle but that. I also like the article because I beleive Luke is a product of the Net. I doubt he would have even made the issues if he weren;t so present here on Rame making a name for himself. go get the issue, it's worht a laugh or too. Also for all you piss fanatics, Hustler has gone pee & penetration happy. Yep, they show the nasty, cumshots, and peeing (the last 3 or 4 issues have chicks peeing). I'm not into the yellow, but if you are, there is a rag for you, BKA Hustler.
Atomic writes: Thanks for the heads up re. the Hustler Asshole of the Month. I can't think of anyone more deserving of the title. Unfortunately, people like Ford thrive on publicity, even bad publicity. I'd like to see Luke F-rd dry up and blow away due to lack of interest but, as long as he gets an occasional bit of attention, he'll keep coming round.
Tommy: I never read Hustler because the women all have that weird plastic look. Eyes always closed, mouth open, and usually fake tits and skinny butt. Worse than the dumb Playboy airbrush crap.
Jeff writes: I like your web site, but there are a few areas in need of improvement, appearance-wise. For example, when one goes to the subject area, an image of a naked woman appears to the right of the subject area. I do not object to images of naked women while surfing the web (unless I am at work), so long as they are decent to look upon. Unfortunately, you use an image of some woman who has one of those Frankenstein boob jobs. Very unnerving. Please delete her in favor of a nice looking woman, or at least use photoshop to stick her head onto human body.
Ian Gittler's Porn Star Book
f---master writes on RAME about Rolling Stone photographer Ian Gittler's book: "I have purchased the book and I am have almost completed reading it. It attempts to portray the porn stars as sympathetic beings and to an extent it succeeds. However, it's downside is that the author comes across a little too Luke F-rdish in my opinion in the way he belittles the same industry that he is intrigued by. Also, the book was written over a span of 5 years and I would think in that time the author would have had a chance to meet a wider variety of players in the scene rather than just the standard ones e.g. Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, and Debi Diamond.
"Some of the information is questionable as well. For example, the author writes that Patrick Collins and Tianna were married before either of them got into porn, but according to another interview that I've read with Patrick Collins, he himself says that she helped get him into the business well after she was already established in it. I got this book on a 60% discount, and if I had paid the full $35 price tag I would have been a lot more disappointed. If you're looking for a porn coffee table book with a few humorous pictures, particularly of Ron Jeremy and Patrick Collins with Jon Dough and Joe Silvera, then you've found your book. Most of the info. in the book can already be found on the net or previous cheaper books about the industry like THE X FACTORY."
Luke: You might consider that the sense of depression and hopelessness that Ian and I take away from the industry has validity. Both of us came into porno hoping for justification for sexual liberation.
Smokey and the Bare
Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd.: Six New York State Police troopers plus a supervisory officer have been disciplined for ribald conduct at last summer’s Woodstock festival that included posing for photos with bare-breasted female attendees plus patronizing a topless car-wash. According to The New York Times, dated 10-9-99, “six troopers involved [in the photo incident] have accepted multiple-day suspensions without pay and formal censures; a similar punishment was meted out to the four troopers and one supervisor who paid to have two patrol cars serviced by the nubile concert-goers staffing Woodstock ‘99’s ad hoc auto laundry. Additionally, these moments of Aquarian autoeroticism cost the supervisory officer a demotion and a “significant” suspension without pay. Reported the Times: “[State Police] officials would not identify any of the troopers or supevisors involved.”
Meanwhile, there appears to be no break in the New York State Police external sex-crime investigation into Woodstock ‘99’s multiple rape and sexual assault complaints lodged by female concertgoers. Bummer.
Candy Apples Gangbang
About 40 cops arrived around 3:30 PM Saturday at the Candy Apples gangbang in downtown Los Angeles and organizers immediately shut the event down. Candy was supposedly pronged about 740 times by about 60 guys. This supposedly sets the new gangbang record.
Luke talked Monday morning to Jim "Powers" Lane.
Jim: "We got busted big time."
Luke: "Did Sharon Mitchell call the cops [as Rob Spallone alleges]?"
Jim: "I don't know what happened. Friday night I got a phone call from Bobby [Gallagher] at the Mid Valley Studios. And he told me that vice was in there looking for me. Why would they be in there the day before? Somebody was out to get the thing busted. Probably competition calling up...
"I hear that Mila was telling people that we were charging people $45 to get in to see the bands... Just ludicrous stories.
"At 8AM [Saturday] I had fire marshalls showing up doing spot checks. When do you ever have checks at eight in the goddam morning? They usually wait until you get going. Then, as the day progresses, we're getting more vice in there. More cops are showing up. And looking at the permit.
"When I got my permit through Rob, I gave him the address [1828 Oak St in downtown LA]. It's obviously a commercial building. And the permit department writes residential on the permit. It took them all day to finally bust this thing on a technicality that the permit says residence...
"There was a hit-and-run, or a cop was murdered or something, so a lot of the cops had to clear out for an hour. Then they came back in force. About 50 cops were massing downstairs. And as this was going on, knowing for hours that we were getting closer [to the gangbang record]... Candy wasn't getting any breaks. I was literally throwing guys on to her and giving them each two seconds to pump. You're out next, you're out next... To break the record before the cops come barging in. And I was still trying to find the damn minister to marry them on the stage. So she never got married. The cops ruined the f---ing wedding.
"Candy was supposed to get married when she got done f---ing. Her fiance was going to be the last guy f---ing her and then they were going to get married. The fiance is flipping out at me the whole time because guys are popping on her face and they weren't supposed to pop on her face. This is a politically correct gangbang but the overzealous guys are popping on her face. And he's screaming that he's going to pull her out of there."
Luke: "Strange. He didn't like seeing guys popping on his wife's face?"
Jim: "Then he's yelling at me that there is no order here, that it is chaos. Jesus Christ, there's 50 f---ing cops downstairs... My poor production manager [Johnny Thrust]. Remember Tianamen Square with the little Chinese guy standing in front of the tank about to run him over. That's my production manager standing in front of the 50 cops on the street with everyone else looking. The cops are about to come in. I'm screaming at the camera crews, get your gear and run. Meet me at the office later with the tapes. All the tapes made it out alive. We have everything. It's the gangbang that couldn't be stopped.
"The bottom line is the cops were looking for a reason to bust us. We didn't do anything illegal. We took out the permit. They tried to shut us down because we had live bands. I had a permit for live entertainment. They were telling the production manager that they were going to come in and clear it out. I don't think they were going to arrest people. My fear was that they were going to come in and take the tapes."
Luke: "How was the sex? Did a lot of guys pop on her?"
Jim: "Oh yeah, we had 40-50 pops. Constant wiping... I wanted a lot more sex and to give the guys a lot longer. The guys were rushed. But I had to hurry the thing through because I had her boyfriend freaking out that he was going to pull her out of there before she was arrested. When he saw the cops outside, he yells, that's it, she's done, and starts pulling her off the stage. Then we have Gabor running in to say, let's get the goddam tapes and let's go."
Luke: "Candy Apples is normally enthusiastic."
Jim: "Bottom line is, she was getting married and she shouldn't have had her fiance there. I think he thought he could handle it, but he couldn't. He's a great guy...but picture yourself. You're about to get married and your wife is about to establish a world record for gangbanging...
"The whole time the gangbang is going on, I'm sitting there with fire marshalls trying to shut the thing down. Everything that could be done to try to shut it down was happening that day. The whole fiasco with AIM, the battle of the clinics...
"Sharon Mitchell called back and apologized... I guess in her again at first that we were going to use the Elisa... She called up and told Ralph that unless you guys come to my clinic, I am going to have the thing shut down because she wanted to make sure that everybody had a DNA test. The two AIM people kept getting in the way... It was a nightmare. It's not like everybody didn't have a test... Everybody who penetrated her had a condom.
"We had people paced through the night. We would've had crowds in that place of three to four thousand people. We probably had a thousand people come through the building before the thing got shut down. And in porno, most people don't even wake up before noon. We would've destroyed any records if we could've kept going. We had the thing set up to go until dawn.
"We didn't want everyone to show up at once. I didn't want to get busted.
"Let me read you the citation we got, so whoever says we jumped the gun... Section 5701: Authority to revoke the permit... Note: The event self-closed at the time of receiving notice. That's when they [cops] were coming in to shut it down. Before they walked in the building, we got the cameramen out. I wasn't worried about being arrested, I was worried about them holding tapes as evidence."
Luke: "Did Tony Montana come down and participate?"
Jim: "No, he wasn't able to make it. Techicality there too."
Luke: "That AIM doesn't let anyone have any fun."
Jim: "It's not that. It's the way they come off. Of course everybody should have tests...but they come off as this politically correct part of porno. We're all a bunch of rats in a sewer is how I look at it. You know this perception out in porno, that Vivid and Video Team are classy porno. Please! You see them trying to come off this way. AIM is the watchdog of the industry. God mandated AIM so everything has to go through them."
Luke: "Are you going to pay them for their services?"
Jim: "It's not that I was being charged for them being down there. We'll pay for the tests... Basically we were having to send people there. They were paying for their own tests. So if I get a bill for the time these two idiots were down there, hell no, I won't pay that. Am I being billed for those two idiots?"
Luke: "I have no idea."
Jim: "I was just upset that she made the fluffers go through all this whole process. I don't even know what she's billing us on this stuff..."
Rob Spallone phoned Sunday morning: "Sharon Mitchell called the cops on the shoot. Because Jim Lane wasn't sending the customers to her clinic. And I told you this a week ago that she was going to do it. But you didn't print that. She's a twat and she needs the f---ing business to stay alive because she cannot pay her bills. Print that s--- Luke."
Luke has no evidence, other than Rob's say so, that Mitchell called the cops.
Rob Spallone called Luke Monday morning to say: "Sharon Mitchell called up and apologized to Jim Lane. I'm sorry. I may have said a few things I wasn't allowed to say. And he said, I have the guy sitting right here who talked to you, did she say this. And he said yes. Then Sharon apologizes, blah, blah, blah... Then she sends down a little fat guy and a little witchy lady to the shoot... What are they, the porno police? They check through every single paperwork that he was doing. It caused him nothing but a headache and time. She f---ing buried him. She had no right doing it. It's against the law for her to do what she did. She wasn't drawing no blood, no needles...
"Then she made Jim Lane send all the fluffers to her clinic for all kinds of tests. And she's going to bill Jim Lane? He just said that he will refuse to pay the bill. She had no right to make his people take any tests...
"We're going after her. It is against the law for us to ask for an AIDS test. An AIDS test is for the guy to show the girl and the girl to show the guy. If they guy and girl don't care, they don't need a test. Sharon thinks she's the porno police. She sent down two people to go through all the paper... There were hundreds of people there...
"She's only promoting herself and nothing else. A lot of companies are backing away from her. She's in trouble and now we're going to bury her."
Brad from Danger Boy Video: I heard it was more like 60 guys but they counded strokes or something? calling it like 740 guys? How can there be a raid if people conduct business in a mature and stable environment? Isnt it legal to video a porno movie? I was taking Mila there at like 6 but she called me and said its all over. Our friends bands were scheduled to play there...I have no idea how or where- but it never happened. Bummer- candy would've looked good covered in goo from head to toe.
John Douglas from Talking Blue was videotaping the event. "The cops really didn't shut it down... About 3:30, Candy was up there... All the organizers were fidgety. Getting real short with everybody. Racing guys through. And Gabor, the head of Heatwave, comes running in and says something to the guy on stage with a bullhorn. And he says, 'she broke the record, oh great. We're out of here.'
Douglas: "They literally grabbed her by the arm, she was grabbing her clothes and trying to throw them on, and they rushed her out of the way. We nearly got knocked flat.
"Somebody said, 'ohmigod, the police are here. It's a raid.' So these guys throw their clothes on. Gabor from Heatwave is running around, get out, get out, especially the video and press people. We stuck around and took a chance to film people leaving... We took a chance that the cops were going to come in.
"The cops never came in. The parking lot was filled with cop cars with about 30 cops huddled around. They were waiting and not really knowing what to do.
"Most of the people flooded out and the people who have a checkered past... The first one out the door was Buck Adams. He was just up and across the street and looking like a little angel. Buck didn't want to have any run-ins today.
"Nobody really knew why the cops came by. I asked the cops and they referred me to their Media Relations Dept. We haven't busted it up or we would be inside the building.
"The entire time they were shooting (from noon on), there were fire department people coming through, looking for any little thing to shut the entire thing down.
"All the cops had to do was just show up and look intimidating and that broke the entire thing up. The cops never came in and said anything. Only when everybody was gone, would the cops come in and look around. The production manager got a citation for a nothing thing...it could've led to inciting a riot.
"It [gangbang] was pretty disgusting. About 50-60 guys doing the f---ing. And a whole bunch of stragglers trying to come into the room to watch but they kept chasing them out. If you weren't press or if you weren't naked, you weren't allowed into the room. There were about ten press people."
Luke: "So, did they set the world record?"
Douglas: "It was typical of gangbangs... Yeah, it's just as official as any of them. If you put your dick in Candy, they counted it. You were allowed 30 seconds. At one point, Dave Cummings went up there, and he had enough time to put his dick in her mouth and slide it back and forth maybe five pumps. And then, it was next guy."
Luke: "She's cute, isn't she?"
Douglas: "Candy? Not my type. She looked better than she has in the past. She's got a new tit job. It was tough to see her, there were mainly hairy asses around her face."
Luke: "Did you like that?"
John: "No."
Luke: "Have you and your Talking Blue partner, Dave Michaels, ever mixed it up?"
John: "No, believe me, when I go gay, it will be for somebody like you Luke, not for somebody like Dave. I'm going to go for somebody almost like a girl, somebody like you. Someone with a fay Australian accents that will finally push me over the edge."
Luke: "Did anyone pop?"
John: "Not while I was there. They had no time."
Luke: "What were the fluffers like?"
John: "They were not as cute as the ones Houston had and on par with the ones Jasmine had. They were bargain basement bin porno actresses. They were getting $500 to do the thing, which comes out to about a buck a prick.
"One of the girls there, she showed up and caused a stir because she wasn't scheduled to be one of the fluffers. And hadn't been innoculated by AIM. So one of the AIM people spotted her, pulled her out of there, and made her go through all sorts of paperwork and rigamarole to get back in the room. She was pleading. She needed her $500 desperately."
Luke: "How much money would you have wanted to fluff all those guys today?"
John: "Well, let's see. I don't think Fantastic pays you enough to employ me... Do you just get drunk and sit home on Saturday nights and think up these kind of questions?"
Luke: "I thought it was time I broke new ground with you. Can I quote you on this?"
John: "Yeah... Everytime I talk to you, I think, he's going to run it anyway. So remember to self-censor yourself when talking to Luke."
Luke: "What number did they get up to?"
John: "You couldn't even see the tote board because of where they had placed it... I heard they got to 775...
"Buck Adams was manning the megaphone. He was doing a sideshow carny color commentary on the affair. And calling the guys up there. While I was there, he had his clothes on the whole time."
Luke: "Was that disappointing for you?"
John: "I've seen more than enough of Buck buck naked. Of interest was that Sasha Gabor was there. He was mostly naked except for his socks. And when he pulled down his socks, he had one of those housearrest bracelets on his ankles, while he was up there f---ing. A work release program... Either that or pick up trash.
"Melrose Larry Green from the Howard Stern Show was having a fit, calling all the cops Gestapo and Jew haters... Then someone pointed out that if the cops were Gestapo, the first thing they were going to do would be stomping on the Jews, so watch out Larry the Jew. The cops were actually really cool. They weren't there to be assholes. They were just there to do their job. But Larry went off on his tirade.
"Larry is incredibly Jewish. He even outJews you. Any Jew that stands on La Brea and Melrose and waves signs and compares Stern to a Christfigure... You're almost subtle in comparison...
"Then we went to the Nic Cramer shoot for Sin City. By the time we'd arrived, they'd already shot the Linda Thoren scene. Then they were shooting a boy-boy-girl scene with Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox and a cute blonde named Bridgette. It was a rape fantasy scenario. She was running around in a miniskirt and high stockings...and Mr. Marcus and Julian St. Joix chase her around this table and force her to have sex. She's scared of them. Then it turns out it's not a real rape scene, it's part of their fantasy role playing thing."
Luke: "She loves it."
John: "I took Linda Thoren aside and interviewed her."
Luke: "Do you talk with cops a lot and trade information on porn?"
John: "Most of the time, no. But there were so many there... My favorite part of these gangbangs is that they always serve pizza. It's all these guys standing around for hours stroking themselves and eating pizza, this communal food. There's all this pizza lying around which you know that some guy that has been fiddling with his cock and touching that thing."
Luke: "Did you eat any?"
John: "No. I bought my own pizza and rubbed my own cock on it and ate it. I prefer my own cock juice to other guys. Pizza comes in many styles. There's New York style, Chicago style and Aussie style, where you have another man's cock juice all over your pizza.
"To me, the funnest part is watching these guys stand around and stroke themselves. I almost get germ phobic when I'm there figuring that anything that these guys have touched has kudies... I don't do a lot of handshaking. When you see guys that you recognize you just wave. I almost go into homophobe mode when I'm at gangbangs because of all the guys walking around naked. It'd be like your own personal Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."
Luke: "I'm as straight as they come."
John: "I don't know how many of my gay friends tell me that as well."
Luke: "I embody heterosexuality. I am the player of all players. I am the queen of all dish.
"While this whole thing was going on, there was an accident at the intersection. A woman got hit and whoever hit her sped away. So the cops were there to immediately deal with it...
slaxl667: when you see women do you think, "hmm.. she'd look nice with a bit of my load dripping from her face"? I do, but i don't think that would be a good line to use... or atleast not if it's going to happen.
Director James DiGiorgio writes Luke: just so you know, and so john knows, there's no such thing as a "nothing thing" when it comes to a citation for a filming permit violation. in fact, you might fare better getting busted for not having a permit at all! for instance, a parking violation (most permits state "no cast or crew parking on city streets") is worth one to two years probation. a second parking violation could land you in county for the remainder of the probation. that's not to say that receiving that kind of penalty is a guarantee, but it is fairly customary. regardless of the fact that shooting sex with a permit is legal (providing you abide by the rules set forth in the permit), this business doesn't have big fans in the mayor's office or in the district attorney's office. and given a chance, they'll f--- you and f--- you hard.
Fred Buccolini writes: Yesterday was a scorcher in L.A. Usually cops are busy when the heat rises along with tempers--a man only means to bitch-slap he wife; he ends up pouring Drano down her mouth. A teenager only intended to steal a six-pack of Old English, but he shoots the storekeeper dead. Seems to me, cops have their hands full on days like this. So, what gives with 30 cops hanging out at a porn shoot? Did somebody within the industry drop a dime and cry foul, or is this just dirty politics? Does somebody have to be paid off so that taxpayers don't have underwrite a porn shoot? And why does everybody at the shoot get so f---ing bent out of shape when they see a cop? Send out a god damn PA, see what's up, and buy them all coffee and doughnuts. It's called goodwill. Somebody on the set should have petty cash for God's sake.
Cindy Plenum writes: Helloooooo luke! Yep, it has been a while and lots has been going on with me. when my web site launches, i tell yua the entire world will take notice. iwill have things on it that no one has ever even thought to show! 1. Remember that last shoot, when I was on the rag and some mosquitos landed on my cootchie and started snarfing up all my ickies down there? For a moment I thought that I was guilty of some sort of animal sex (beestiality?) since, in a way, they were giving me head. Well, guess what - we redid it with a whole mess of mosquitos. They did not bite since it was all there for them to lap up and they did not have to. Congratulate me - I hold the record for mosquito gang-bang, all at no risk of hiv either! Arnt I smart? (Tibor calls the mosquitos "microlivestock")
2. Now this is sick. Shandy was in the next shoot. you know how freaky he is. Well, it was out doors when we started to be bothered by some yellow jackets. I think shandy was high, cause he starts telling us his dad was a bee keeper and that he got stung so many times as a kid that he was immune to bee venom. We all ragged on him that he was nuts, but rather than back down, he insisted that he was not and then dared to proove it to us. Now this is sick!!!! Stop reading if you are quezy! He sticks his dick into the entrance hole of the beehive, starts pumping it and all the while sings some wierd song ("Tie my kangaroo down, sport?" he kept singing it over and over and over and over again). After a minute or so he pulls out his dick, it is coverted in welts, but he is as hard as a rock and we continue with the shoot! Boy was that wild! Hey, when is my bio going up on your board???? An I wanna talk to you, Brandy, Jasmine and Chocolite in a 5 way some time. We have lots of catching up to do!
Luke, I was reading on your web site about that gangbang shoot and how the cops stormed int to brake it up and then i remembered i left out one detail of MY shoot which is a lot worse than cops storming in. We had to do it outdoors since that is where the mosquitos are of course. Towards the end of the shoot, a helicopter flies overhead spraying my neighborhhod with bug killer and dumps this insecticide stuff all over me! Tibor says it is "Malathion" or something like that. I will take a few cops over bug killer any day! And NO, for those of you who keep asking, I did NOT make the mosquitos wear condems! jeesh you guys are sick!
Waking Up With An Animal
Dr. Pinker writes Luke: The masquerade of an animal as a human is the most intimate of all relationships. What do the myths of bestial masquerade tell us about the ways in which humans have fantasized about their relationships with animals?
You wake up in the morning and discover that you have been in bed all night with an animal(or a god in the form of an animal): that is the fantasy that underlies both the folktales and the literary retellings of those tales about figures sometimes called "animal lovers." (Unfortunately, this term is often spelt with a hyphen, which produces a potential confusion with animal-lovers, people who are fond of stray cats and dogs. It is easier to distinguish between animal husbands--as the Frog Princes are usually called--from those who engage in animal husbandry. Of course, the partner of an animal lover is, in a most literal sense, even a bestial sense, an animal lover.)
Freud's Family Romance (in which the child's parents turn out to be other, better people than his ap-parent parents) often involves animals, for the changeling child may be raised by or among animals, so that the animal is a maternal surrogate, like a wet-nurse, impersonating a mother; or the child may be sent out to be killed, whereupon the compassionate killer relents and kills an animal instead, taking back it's heart(or tongue) as proof of the murder, so that the animal is a sacrificial surrogate, impersonating the sacrificial victim.
The Freud Family Romance presents two very complimentary animal themes: often, lowly people are assimilated to the lower class people who adopt a royal child; as animals are below humans, so lower classes are regarded as naturally below higher classes. But, on the other hand, animals may be assimilated to gods and regarded as the high parents of children who appear to be lower--merely mortal.
Even in folktales which lack such an explicit religious agenda like these, the union of a human and animal has theological implications. Christ was born of a virgin and a dove; Christianity too is founded on bestiality...Bestiality is the very cradle of Christianity. Bestial tendencies can be discerned not only in the Christ child himself, but in the gathering around the crib. The assembled animals are evidence not so much of the bestial parentage of the Christ child, but of his place in the mythology of Freud's Family Romance.
For Jesus, following the pattern of the birth of the hero already established by Oedipus and later continued in Tarzan, is taken from his noble parents of lower birth. Like the children of mythological swans, Jesus is at the same time the product of bestiality (man x animal) and of theogamy (god x man)....human beings, so to speak, marrying both beneath and above their station.
The donkey has special meaning in Christian mythology...whether God is a Lamb with bloodily pierced feet or a one-year-old, mousey grey donkey, which allows itself to be possessed by me at length three times in succession in its Secret Opening, what difference does it make as long as He takes away the sins of the world, and has pity on us all?....I shall put bandages around His holy hooves, so that I shall not receive too many grazes when He thrashes about at the moment of orgasm. Here we may be reminded of the pornographic novel of the man who turned into a golden ass...
To cross the boundary from one group to another, from animal to human or from divine to human, is, in a sense, to masquerade, to "pass." Thus, we are punished (or, if you prefer, unmasked) by the mutilation of our feet when we masquerade as human instead of animals or gods, and animals or demons suffer mutilated and/or inhuman feet, too, when they masquerade as humans. Cuckolders are cockoos; the word "cuckold" comes from "cuckoo" by the obvious analogy....
For myths may express not only human observations of animals but the animal parts of ourselves, the parts that our bodies remember and that our minds---our superegos, formalized by society--may suppress. This realization will help us to understand some of the unconscious levels of symbolism in our myth, some of the ways in which the mythmakers think, without being aware of it, simply because they too are animals. Animals want to do all the same things that we want to do, but they lack the language and self-reflection to tell stories about them. They share our sexuality but not our stories of sexuality.
For every being, intercourse surpasses its biological function. It is a TRIUMPH over animality. Sexuality is the only gate to heaven, for animals and humans. A bull is bigger than a rabbit in all cultures, whatever you think" big" means, even though in India it is much smaller than an elephant and in Ireland much bigger than just about anything else they have.
Let us conclude with a consideration of the use of sexual deception by animals, not in myths, but in real life. Telling animals apart is an important part of our making sense of the world. Thus, our anthropocentrism drives us to use as the key to our own ability to tell animals apart the animals' ability to tell one another apart in what we now regard(superceding the rule of the foot) as the defining situation of reality(sex): if two animals do not intermate, they are of different species.
It is particularly important for animals to recognize this, for sex is the one breach in the otherwise nigh impenetrable curtain of their xenophobia, the one moment when they allow a strange animal to get close. Only in sexual matters, then, do they have to tell the difference: In nature tooth and claw, every other animal is a potential danger. Even animals that live in herds, swarms, or packs usually keep some distance from each other. At mating time, however, this distance can be reduced to zero. For this reason, there are all kinds of rituals, which in the case of human beings have resulted in the discotheque, and in the case of animals in display, sniffing, spawing, and chorusing.
Yet we know animals can be fooled. We also know that animals can lie. THE AUDUBON SOCIETY FIELD GUIDE TO NORTH AMERICAN BIRDS tells us that a mother quail will run out of cover, faking a broken wing, to protect her young lying safe in their nest. This is, in the broadest sense, a sexual lie. But animals also lie in the course of their mating game, a game whose rules were designed to be broken. And they can fool one another with their lives. They are capable of both perpetrating and detecting sexual masquerades.
Certain species have a particularly hard time of it. Homophobes often argue that homosexuality, transvestism, and most of all, transsexuality are unnatural, but these patterns of behavior occur in nature all the time, especially among insects....The bluegill sunfish engages in an intriguing form of such gender bending. Apparently, the male victim wastes his sperm on the "sneaker" male or mimic, who can then fertilize the female. This is a heightened form of the fakery of the cuckoo, the avine cuckolder. The cuckoo fakes its species---a blow against racism---while the bluegill fakes its gender---a blow against sexism. Grouper fish have a kind of mid-life crisis, in which, unlike humans, they change their own sex rather than their sexual partners.
Here is a different sort of snake in the grass: In 16 percent of red garter snake mating balls, the snake being courted by the males was in fact a disguised male, what we call a she-male. Is the mating ball like the great balls held in Europe where young women came to find their suitors? Where Cinderella met her prince? Do red-garter snakes lie about, like Alice, waiting for a frog-footman to bring them "an invitation to the mating ball". The mind boggles. Sometimes animals mistake us for their mates. In the case of animals, it thinks it must be like us, and upon sexual maturity, tries to mate with us. Animals, too, have their sexual illusions. Thus, they provide us with both basic data and basic metaphors with which to formulate our own sexual masquerades. For we, too, are subject to the magic, when we use animals as mirrors in the construction of our own self-deceptive self-images, although most of us personally experience wild animals only through cultural lenses, such as nature shows on television.
Metro publicist Susan Yanetti writes Gene Ross:
Hi Gene! Just thought I'd give you an update on things that have been going on around here lately since we've moved. "As you most likely already know, last week Metro moved to a new location in Chatsworth. The past few weeks have been hectic, but things are rolling along smoothly now. It's great to be in brand new offices and all in the same building [as opposed to three different buildings like we were before].
In January 1997, Guarino and Natale Richichi plead guilty to charges of conspiracy to defraud the government. Had the case proceeded to trial, the government said in the Memoranda of Plea Agreement that it would have presented evidence that Richichi is a "capo in the Gambino crime family of Cosa Nostra" and that Guarino made "tribute payments" to Richichi for protection of his multi-million dollar pornography empire against extortion attempts by other factions of the Mafia. By signing the agreements, Guarino and Richichi acknowledged that "each understood the factual basis for his plea.
"Unlike most [captains] who can only deal with the boss of their family through an adviser, and who would not be in a position to advise higher ranking members of other La Cosa Nostra families, Richichi has dealt directly with John Gotti…
"…He has also been intercepted providing extensive advice to Frank Salemme Jr., the boss of the New England La Cosa Nostra family. Richichi is also known to be highly respected by other La Cosa Nostra families and (captains) of various La Cosa Nostra families who reside in the Las Vegas area appear to give Richichi deference as well."
Mike Ross writes Gene Ross:
"Adult Entertainment Star XXX has agreed to work with the NCA in an effort to help promote Voter Registration, education and participation in the cabaret industry.
"The nationally known feature and XXX Star has been politically involved in the past and has focused on supporting First Amendment rights.
"'I like the idea of educating owners, entertainers and fans and getting them involved, and registered to vote,' Christi said. 'If you support adult entertainment, cabarets, nudity or sex you need to register to vote.'
"Christi will be helping us promote Voter Registration during Campaign 2000, and will do it with a series of national 'third week' fund-raisers. Once a month, during the third week of every month, the NCA will host a special educational fund-raiser at pre-selected cabarets. The fund-raiser, now available for booking, will feature several adult entertainment performers, complete with free give a-ways.
"Christi will also be making a passionate case for animal rights."
Porn Chat
<l-keford> i'm walking for aids
<WarmProp> i recall very early into your site you were frustrated because everyone in the was just joking when you talked to them, no one was serious
<WarmProp> and you hated it
<l-keford> then i will rap for the clap
<WarmProp> you've become exactly what you hated
<GoSox> HJAHAHAHAH!!!
<WarmProp> insightful, no?
<l-keford> i don't remember that, when did i hate it that no one was serious?
<l-keford> on rame?
<WarmProp> no after someone put a dead fish on your doormat or something
<WarmProp> this was like ages ago
<l-keford> i don't remember, i never got a dead fish
<l-keford> i probably did not find death threats humorous,
<l-keford> but i will think about it, wp you usually make good points
<WarmProp> i think it was that there was a note then. anyway, it involved fish
<WarmProp> i do? why thank you
<Taksan> here I sit
<Taksan> fish?
<WarmProp> i was just curios wether this change happened overnight or was it gradual?
* WarmProp gestures like a fish
<Taksan> He doesn't know Warm he's got at least another 50 visits to his therapist before he can offer an opinion
<l-keford> lol
<l-keford> gradual
<l-keford> I appreciate the feedback, i am fascinated by myself
* Taksan ask's luke the loaded question.."So Lukey when exactly did you discover that your a fruit cake?"
<WarmProp> oh another thing i forgot to ask... what was the remedy that your homeopath prescribed you?
<l-keford> I dunno, she did not tell me yet, but I am feeling good.
<WarmProp> i'm curious. ask.
<l-keford> I returned to acting class last week, i am working out...did 80 pushups today
<GoSox> WP...don't say homeopath around Luke...it makes him nervous :-)
<Taksan> i am fascinated by myself
<Taksan> i am fascinated by myself
<Taksan> i am fascinated by myself
<l-keford> homeopathic mafia
<WarmProp> that is so self centered tak
<GoSox> Damn....a picture of Charlie is going for $41.00 US on eBay...
<Taksan> you seen the Soporno's yet?
<l-keford> no
<l-keford> don't watch telle unless dallas cowboys are playing
<Taksan> <l-keford> I appreciate the feedback, i am fascinated by myself
<WarmProp> charlie who?
<Taksan> Rob plays a great john gotti
<WarmProp> i know i know
<Taksan> Charlie windsor?
<GoSox> Charlie the pornstar....looks like Chasey Lain, sorta
<WarmProp> ah
<Taksan> Charlie the Junkee monkey
<WarmProp> charlie manson autographed photo
<Taksan> LOL
<WarmProp> "for luke"
<Taksan> they should let him out and send him to Rob black as a contract director
<WarmProp> "yours, charlie"
<WarmProp> "xxx ooo"
<Taksan> for Lukey thanks for the great ideas ...Love Charles
<l-keford> :)
<Taksan> hows your Girlfriend lukey?
<l-keford> which one?
<WarmProp> the imaginary one, cocksocket
<l-keford> hey matt, is sin city up for sale?
<l-keford> CS has not returned my call for four days
<WarmProp> well damn.
<Porner> you got a spare 2mil
<l-keford> The Gifts of the Jews
<Taksan> I'd buy sin city just to get the right to hassel Axis
<Taksan> 2 mil is cheap to hassel Axis
<l-keford> Larry FLynt does, wink, wink, nod, nod
<Porner> axis is australia
<Taksan> I know mate
<Porner> no, he offered only 1mil
<l-keford> I did a nexis lexis search today for "matt taylor" and i found out he has aids
<Taksan> LOL
<Porner> too bad for him
<WarmProp> it's "nudge, nudge" not "nod, nod" luke
<l-keford> But I will walk for him
<l-keford> Has anyone in here had sex with Tony montana or a dog?
<Taksan> ask Michelle Pieffer
<Porner> don't talk about rover like that , luke
<WarmProp> you know if montana is negative, that mitchell broad is in deep sheet
<Alain-> i had sex with a dog actually
<Taksan> she's been in deep s--- for years
<WarmProp> don't talk about your wife like that alain
<l-keford> Mike Ross reports: "Adult Entertainment Star XXX has
<l-keford> agreed to work with the NCA in an effort to help promote Voter
<l-keford> Registration, education and participation in the cabaret industry.
<l-keford> "The nationally known feature and XXX Star has been politically
<l-keford> involved in the past and has focused on supporting First
<l-keford> Amendment rights.
<Taksan> I've had sex with many dogs...but you know the more you drink the better they look
<Taksan> how much do TEN pay?
<Porner> taksan, axis just declared bankrupcy for the umpteenth time
<Taksan> How much do they owe you?
<Taksan> I'm sick of their bulls---
<Porner> what makes you think they owe me money
<Taksan> rumours
<Porner> oh
<Porner> Luke F-rd type rumors
<Porner> or real rumors
<Taksan> no real rumours
<Taksan> they owe me plenty
<Porner> no, they have been paying me weekly
<Taksan> and they are ripping my tapes off
<Porner> all ausies are pirates
<Taksan> hehehe
<Porner> no, seriously, every company there does it
<Taksan> well its kinda hard when you gotta shift em under the counter in 6 out of 7 states
<Porner> exactly, it is still illegal in many of the states
<Taksan> I don't
<Taksan> Milcap do their own dupeing
<Porner> want to buy some rights
<Taksan> not for US stuff mate
<Taksan> I carn't make money if theirs no fisting,pissing,dogs etc hehehehe
<Taksan> or a celebrity
<Porner> i talked with the guy from barbarella in miami, he is putting together a public internet company
<Taksan> many have tried
<WarmProp> did you provide luke with the k9 material, tak?
<Porner> well, you know the stories the ausies can tell
<Taksan> the problem with getting really big in Adult internet is that eventualy your merchent account must go
<Taksan> Nope Warm
<Porner> luke is just taking tall tales to a new level
<WarmProp> k
<Taksan> but I've got plenty on my site and we do ship to the US with no problems
<Porner> you ship ntsc or apl
<Porner> pal
<Taksan> all
<Taksan> ntsc,pal,secam
<WarmProp> isn't oz a pal country?
<Taksan> yep
<Taksan> we don't ship from Oz
<Taksan> we ship out of Europe
<WarmProp> ah
<Taksan> my partners are German
<Porner> how would you like to have an american company to ship your american orders
<Porner> i know people
<Taksan> i know
<WarmProp> now that's country to go if you like anything weird
<l-keford> are you saying that you are connected matt?
<l-keford> tight family connections, you know people, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more
<Porner> i heard thin's
<Taksan> David is well known is australia
<Porner> as evidenced on luke's site
<Taksan> David would no doubt know my friends over here
<Porner> i know all the crooks, er, pornographers over there
<Taksan> crooks
<l-keford> know them biblically?
<Porner> there you go luke, always with the dirty mind
<l-keford> lol
<l-keford> I just bought nexis lexis for a week, for $44, who should i research?
<Taksan> Lukey your a aussie and you don't even know the names of the biggest porn distributors in Oz
<WarmProp> so when i larry sultan's book coming out anyone know?
<Porner> luke, you have touched on most, if not all the people worth checking out
<Taksan> If there is anyone who should be in the Mafia its Rob
<Taksan> he has indeed touched on many people who are innocent
<WarmProp> the interest in arts is minimal i see :]
<Taksan> so whats the gossips
<Porner> taksan seems to know many people, must be a big luke reader
<l-keford> i hear shay sweet is retiring, sin city is forcing her to f--- black guys, and she only wants to be with her sweetie jeff
<Taksan> hehehehe
<Porner> luke, she has not been with jeff for ages
<Porner> and she likes black guys
<Taksan> anytime you preface a question with "I hear" its a sure sign you have made it up
<Porner> hehe
<Taksan> because if someone did tell you something you would print their name to stir up troble
<Porner> luke, sin city has been shooting for the past week, no invites
<Porner> i know you like linda thoren
<Taksan> mind you there is nothing wrong with stirring up trouble
<Porner> stirring up trouble is luke middle name
<Taksan> well a Swede in need is a Swede indeed
<Porner> a swede in me ....
<Taksan> well ship him back here and he can work at Club X as a booth cleaner
<WarmProp> i IM'd cramer last nite hoping thoren was in. am I a cyber-stalker?
<Porner> no, warm, just a horn dog
<l-keford> Hey matt, Sin City has been shooting for the past week, and I have not been invited to the set. What's up? A zionist conspiracy?
<WarmProp> i was bored.
<Taksan> Luke F-rd > Jewish Nazi
<Porner> no, they just don't like you
<l-keford> Was it something I wrote? I don't understand.
<l-keford> Matt, if I were you, I'd sell the f---ing company, those SC Jews have no sense of humor.
<Porner> i know, luke, l know
<Porner> anyway, i am a cleve fan, go tribe
<l-keford> Did you make lots of $$ at ECVS Matt?
<Porner> chief wahoo rules
<l-keford> did you and stuart stay in the same room?
<l-keford> same bed?
<Porner> you know i was with my wife, luke
<Porner> i saw your roving reporter, mike, almost every day , though
<Porner> both in miami and in ac
<l-keford> imlikgod, omnipresent
<Porner> easy, ego boy
<l-keford> Hey, I'm THE ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH!
<Porner> congratulations
<l-keford> Good thing I don't thrive on attention.
* GoSox pats l-keford on the back
<Porner> you made it to the big time now
<GoSox> way to go,buddy!
<Porner> well, its dinner time, ta ta
<l-keford> LFP must be antisemitc
<WarmProp> l-keford: you should start using that like a model would use "pet of the month"