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Sunday, October 10th, 1999

Ginger Lynn Show

Elastin2 writes: got there about 1:45pm to catch Ginger LYnn do her 2:00 show. When I got there i wasnt even sure if it was open or closed because few cars in the parking lot. Then I entered and there were only 5-6 patrons. The club is fairly large and very upscale..looked a bit sterile with so few people. About 3 dancers..all fairly goodlooking. But I didnt come here to get laps. I have the flu and on medication..so a woody isnt even possible. I just wanted to check out Ginger. At 2:30 she made her way on stage. Heard reports that she looked terrible for her age of 36. She was actually in very good shape..solid body, although at times a bright light would shine on her body and it did look old..but from too much sun. After she took the stage a little more patrons walked in. There were 10 of us at the stage seats. Nobody else in the club. That means we all came to see Ginger. First thing she did on stage was stick her tits to my face ala TL style. Then she continued this act with a couple other patrons. THe next set she took out a poster and rubbed it all over her pussy and said she was gonna give it to the one who yelled the loudest. we were actually a quiet group of men..so she gave it to one of the house dancers who seemed to have a crush on her. on her 3rd set she came to me again and had her pussy to close to my face while straddling me that my lips me contact with her pubic hair. i didnt stick my tongue out since i know she has VD from having sex with Ron Jeremy, Charlie Sheen, John Holmes, etc.

After her dancing she took the mic and began to talk turkey. Said she was 36 years old and not 109 like it is rumored. Then she said she was gonna auction off panties with the $ going to her 3 year old son Sterling's college fund. I know this is a sham since the boy's dad is Steve Hirsh of Vivid Video. Well..bidding began at $10...then nobody bid higher until some guy said $11. Then the guy who bid $10 went up to $20 and it was sold. She said guess my son will go to community college. She thanked us and off to the poloroid boothe. I got one with her for $20. I really didnt care for the pic i just wanted ginger to sit on my lap. the picture came out terrible though..bad lighting. seemed as though i had a blackeye and ginger's face was pale. overall..the club is nice, dancers ok..but i wont come back unless they start performing handjobs.

Vivid Video Scam

Luke, along with numerous other folks, has been scammed by Vivid Video through their website www.vividvideo.com. Luke's been periodically charged $49:99 every month for the last few months for services he never ordered.

Somehow they stole my credit card information and started billing me fraudulently, hoping I guess, that I will never check my bill. These guys are thieves. Watch out on your credit card statement for charges from "Vivtech."

In late 1997, VCA's Babenet operation, much of it fraudulently ripped off from www.cybererotica.com, refused to pay me (through some techicality over blind hits) over $1000 in traffic I sent them.

Don't get ripped off. Check out Luke's Ethics Rankings for porners.

Norm writes: For your ethics ranking section I'd like to submit a "0" stars ranking for Nici Sterling. In late 1997 I paid her for a custom video. (two actually) She claimed to have completed one in late January of 1998. I've yet to see it!!!!!!!!!!! I fully expect by now I never will. And if she can't or won't follow up with mailing a supposedly completed video, it goes without saying there's not a snowball's chance in hell of my ever getting my other paid up custom video request from her. At best she's either a totally unreliable dingbat flake, or a scumbag con artist, liar and common theif!

Kara Sousa writes: luke....ive needed to get this off my chest, i recentley had the displeasure of meeting the porn star jasmine st.clair..i am a feature dancer at a pretty big club..she was in there and was a total psycho....she ranted and raved about the whole industry...including you,saying you are gay...saying that jenna jameson is a washed up whore,who is flat broke and jealous of her,she also said she will punch the implant out of jenna's jaw,if she sees her....she also was mad because of some guy earl who was a 'stalker"and a piece of s---"...i dont even know her and she was saying these things to me.....i am interested in doing adult films,but not if everyone is like her!!she also said the reason she is hated in the industry is because most of the girls are ugly,overweight and jealous......thanks...kara s. she also said that the only good company is extreme...is she right??i want to hear it from you....

Mad Jack

KBeech Director Mad Jack talks about the latest installment of his video series. "It's going to be a really loose Mad Jack video. Mad Jack's Vegas f---fest or something like that. Because I just have a bunch of orgy s--- from the house and assorted people doing this. And Area 51 stuff. It's all so loose and gonzo that it will probably turn out pretty cool. But there's not really any structure to it. I've got some pop shots and I'm going to have to do a f---ing editing wizards job... I've got hours of footage... When we were at Area 51, we couldn't stay hard because we'd been up all night. My guy popped and didn't say anything. Then he looks at me like a little f---ing kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. I panned the camera up on his face and he's looking at me real sheepish. I pan the camera down and he's got cum on his hand."

  1. Mad Jack's find Mary Jane

  2. Mary Jane

  3. Mary Jane and Tawny Ocean

  4. Mary Jane and Tawny Ocean

  5. Mary Jane and Tawny Ocean

  6. Mary Jane

  7. Mila Madness

  8. Mila Madness

  9. Mad Jack's girlfriend Tia (after he paddled her bottom, she loved it)

  10. Keisha from Feb '99

  11. Mary Jane

I called Johnny Castano and Mad Jack.

Johnny: Mad Jack's here and we're having sex.

MJ: You cocksucker.

Johnny: His girl is sitting here with us and we're going to have a threeway.

MJ: I swear to f---ing God that if you print that, Luke, you're a dead man, because it's not happening.

Johnny: We're just s---ting you man. What happened to your site?

Luke: I got hacked or something.

MJ: Castano wants to see all this weird s---, girls with eels...

Johnny: I want to see your girlfriend...

MJ: He wants to look at all this doggie stuff. You've got him hooked now Luke.

MJ: His girl is sitting here gazing at it. She wants to see these eels f---ing girls.

Wesley writes: HEY LUKE HOW COME PLAYBOY AND SPICE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SHOW PORN MOVIES AS THEY WERE MEANT TO BE SHOWED?DONT THE COMPANIES LIKE WICKED AND VIVID CARE THEIR PRODUCT IS BEING BASTARDIZED BY PLAYBOY AND SPICE?I MEAN THE EDIT JOB ON THESE MOVIES IS HORRIBLE.

Luke: Playboy and Spice edit the movies severely to avoid scenes of penetration and ejaculation. Why? To avoid obscenity prosecution.

Metro Madness

Pezman writes on Yahoo about his frustrations with the publicly traded Metro Global Media company: "I know someone who has tried to call on about 4 different occasions. Each time the IR representative was not available because she was at lunch. I believe her name is Jennifer. Anyway, she hasn't returned any of the calls. And she seems to eat lunch at the oddest hours, ie, all freaking day. I tried to email her at jennifer@metromail.com but the email is bounced back to me. I have a bad feeling we are all going to get screwed. Has anyone had any luck contacting anyone over there?

"The stock hasn't been trading for a LONG time. I've never seen something halted for this long. It's absurd. They supposedly have people working all day and all night trying to fix this accounting problem. They must have complete idiots working there,(that's what I get for investing in a company of this sort of business). I'm sorry, but if you've been working constantly for 3 weeks, this bug should have been fixed. At least tell us why the stock isn't trading yet. I KNOW somebody from Metro is reading this since most small companies moniter these message boards. Would please address the concerns above? (Especially since this message seems like the only way to communicate with the company right now because calls never get returned and emails always get bounced back.)"

Funnymentalist: "I have talked to Jennifer twice. The last time about 10 days ago. Both times I spoke with her it was for around 10-15 minutes. I asked the questions and she answered them as best she could. When I asked when it would start trading, she could not say. I asked if would be more than a week and less then a month, she said probably, but would not commit. I don't blame her. She was very personable (it is her job, obviously). We got in a conversation and she told me she was pregnant and due any day. I do not know if this is true, but if it is, she may be out on maternity leave. I here your concerns, and I feel the same way as you. The lack of information or press releases from the company in regards to when trading will resume is disconcerting to say the least."

CHBartel: Here is a reply I received off of Silicon Investor. Not good at all. Take a look at the filings on Edgar as mentioned: We should here something from them shortly, I'm guessing. don't know why Jennifer won't return phone calls, I had no problem getting ahold of her. Of course, that was before they figured out everything out and how bad it was.

CHB To: Craig Bartels who wrote (147)
From: Walter Morton Wednesday, Oct 6 1999 5:54PM ET

10KSB filed today with SEC. You may need to go to http://www.freeedgar.com

Interesting Excerpts: When Dan H. Eberly resigned as Metro Global's President in June 1999

Mr. Eberly was President of Metro Global from October 1998 to May 1999.
Net loss $ (3,976,940) in 1999 Net loss $ (721,746) in 1998

Net Loss Per Share Basic and Diluted $ (0.77) in 1999 Net Loss Per Share Basic and Diluted $ (0.60) in 1998

During the year ended May 29, 1999, 2,175 shares of Series A preferred stock plus accrued dividends of $35,247 were converted into 982,120 shares of Metro Global's Common Stock. Metro Global recognized total dividends of $543,750 relating to the beneficial conversion feature of this stock. As of May 29, 1999 all shares have now been converted. Weighted average shares outstanding: Basic and Diluted In 1999 5,511,084 Weighted average shares outstanding: Basic and Diluted In 1998 3,662,719

Tony Montana Tests HIV Positive

Veteran male performer Tony Montana has tested HIV positive. He's well known within the industry for his bisexual capers.

Adult Industry Medicine's blood processing lab called Sharon Mitchell at one PM Thursday with the news.

John Holmes widow Laurie Holmes has been living with Montana for the last eight months and "he's been pimping her for the last eight months," says a source. "They were together at the FSC's Night of the Stars."

"Montana used to live with a drag queen," says a source.

"I know for a fact that he's bisexual," says a source. "I've seen him in action."

One of Montana's wives, a porner named Sondra Summers now possibly living in Texas, told numerous members of the porn industry years ago that Montana was bisexual.

"I hate it when people demonize bisexuality rather than discuss "apparent drug use," says Snooky. "I know plenty of gay people who are HIV negative and intend to stay that way."

Montana posed nude for homosexual magazines, including with dildos in his ass, says a source.

Adult Industry Medicine released this at 9:16 PM Thursday via fax: "I regret to inform the Industry that that for the first time in over one year we have detected H.I.V. positive results by PCR/DNA screening. The actor is our dear friend, Tony Montana. May I start by applauding Mr. Montana for his courage to come forth with his list, the many companies who helped us fill in the missing pieces of this list in particular the editors and directors at Leisure Time Entertainment, Sin City, and New Century Cinema for scanning footage so quickly, and of course my co-workers at AIM...

"The following people are on temporary quarantine: Aurora (exposed 9/16, last tested 9/22), and Sabrina Johnson (exposed 9/3, last tested 9/1/99)..."

Sabrina Johnson has been contacted at her home in Belgium and will be screened by a PCR/DNA test via Federal Express, says AIM.

"Dr. York and I feel they MAY have been directly exposed to HIV. If you have worked with any of these people and feel you are 2nd generation at risk, take adeep breath, count 21 days from when you worked with any of the above, please come in and test. In the mean time either don't work or use condoms and Chemical Barrier Protection. Be sure to notify your partners if you do elect to work.

"For any concerns of questions please call AIM. 818-981-5681. God bless you all."

By phone to Luke:

"It's been a long day," said Mitchell at 6:30 PM, PST. "Wow, wow. Thank God we're here and we have this wonderful database. And we have records to go through. People are responsible and come in right away for retesting. It couldn't have gone better. It's what AIM is set up to do and we did it today. And we whittled it down to three people on the list. This is why we do what we do here. Everybody pisses and moans all the time but today is a good example of why we're here."

Sharon Mitchell provided this update Saturday afternoon: "It looks like Obsession, Dee, and Ron Jeremy are now off the quarantine list...Guy DeSilva is now off the list. The Bogas Brothers, Mark Davis, Dick Nasty, Amanda Rae, and Kyle Phillips are off the list.

"Those still on quarantine: Tice Bune, Alex Sanders, Sean Michaels, John Strong, Brandon Irons and Seymore Butts."

Becky Carols writes on RAME: "Tony Montana was one of the few guys who always gave it his all. He was the first one I ever saw lick a girl's asshole until it drove her insane. He would rub his entire face in a pussy and be covered in cunt juice. In "Hot Savannah Nights" he screwed a blonde (not Savannah) so hard, she had a real orgasm. How could I tell? She didn't do any of that oooohh, aaahh BS. She yelled out a deep gutteral growl then started yelping like a puppy. He also dated Blondie Bee, who had the most perfect athletic body in the history of porn."

From Luke's files, 5/14/98:

Uri: I might have a scene later on with Tony Montana. I'll let you know.

Luke: Tony Montana is still performing?

Reb Sawitz: They are trying to deport him. He's shooting for Mark Carriere, who's worth $150 million. Tony is bisexual, but I don't know about Mark. I've seen pictures of Tony. Johnny Castano shot him.

From 11/12/98:

Tony Montana walks in. He’s worked for Mark Carriere since 1980 and seeks talent for a four man on one woman anal gangbang.

Annabel remembers how when she first met Montana, he told her that he could crack a walnut with his cock.

Raised in Colombia, Tony moved to the US at age 14. Montana entered porn (1978) around the same time as Don Fernando. Tony has not done a scene for eight months, instead working construction to pay the mortgage on his San Fernando Valley home. Tony volunteers for Annabel’s shoot but learns that he needs to get a PCR DNA test which takes four days to process.

Tony appeared frequently in the gossip pages of AVN, particularly about his rough affair with Crystal Gold.

"How can anyone stick their hand inside anyone and pull out their ovary?" asked Tony.

Reb pipes in: "You were on TV again last week."

Tony: "Oh yeah, Jerry Springer with her [Gold in 1995]. It was fun. Lots of people have seen it.

"At the time [of an incident which supposedly sent Gold to the hospital] there was a controlled substance in between us that I tried to get her off of but she didn’t want to… A lot of people when they’re high get delusions. She also told them [AVN] that I hit her and that she was hemorrhaging for two months. Nobody can bleed that long. It was all lies.

"When we were in Las Vegas, she was telling everybody ‘he’s beating me. He’s got me locked up in a room.’ She was out there.

"I gave her the money to get out of town. She’s now a mother of a baby boy and lives in Iowa. Yeah, we were going to get married… Just one of those things. Just because you enjoy going to be with someone doesn’t mean that you should spend the rest of your life together."

Montana evidently has his immigration problems under control. "I’m still here, aren’t I?"

Tony names Borderline as one of his best roles. "I was nominated by AVN for Best Supporting Actor. And some of those good ol’ movies we used to shoot for Plum Productions like Sweat. Anthony Spinelli was always nice to me. We used to shoot for Paul Carrera (Swedish Erotica), who’s now dead. And Reuben and David Sturman."

I inform Tony that Reuben is now dead.

"The quality of the movies has changed for the worst. We used to shoot 35mm features. Now it’s digital videocameras, quick, boom, boom, goodbye. It’s still fun though. Somebody calls me, ‘I’ve got a girl for you to get laid,’ I’ll be there in two seconds. I’ve been with about 5000 women in my life. I used to be a real slut."

Luke: "Do you think that has damaged your soul?"

Tony laughs. "After all my years in this industry, I don’t think anything can make it worse. If they believe in people going to hell for f---ing, then I am going to be roasting when I die. If there is such a thing as a Lake of a 1000 Fires, baby, I’m going to burn in each one of them. And if it is true that when you die God is going to judge us for everything we’ve done, then I’m going to have a helluva court date with him just like I did with the United States of America [drug smuggling, immigration, etc]. A lengthy trial with the verdict guilty as sin. You know God. All kinds of things are all right but Cardinal Sins [a Roman Catholic belief in particularly big sins like illicit sex] are the worst. Your body is the house of God. When you violate that, you can’t get any worse. You can kill someone and be forgiven for it, you might even be forgiven by God, but Cardinal Sins are not forgiveable. That’s what I gathered from Catholic school. It obviously didn’t help much, did it? If we were going to worry about what will happen when we die, then obviously what the hell are we doing here? Obviously we don’t worry about it that much. Am I going to get into more problem because I’m doing it, or because you’re watching it or photographing it or writing about it? No matter what you’re doing, you’re part of it.

"Who am I to judge anybody? Who am I to say what is right and what is wrong? All I know is what I’ve done and what I’m doing. Would I do it tomorrow [sex]? f--- yeah."

Luke: "Have you ever sucked on a guy’s dick?"

Tony: "Never."

Luke: "Have you ever felt tempted?"

Tony: "Never… Gay guys are fine. They’re always nice to me. They ask me for my autograph. They think that I’m cool. Whatever your sex preference is, that’s ok with me."

Montana scans through a recent issue of Al Goldstein’s Screw magazine. He stares at pictures of J.R. Carrington. "That woman will suck your dick until there’s nothing left. I’d love to f--- that woman."

We talk about old timers. Tony goes through a list of names, pausing with Buck Adams. "Does he still look like a little midget? Last time I talked to him we were going to shoot a movie, but it never happened. Buck put me in a movie for HBO, Uninhibited. I played a drug lord."

Luke: "Wow, uhhh, you’re quite the actor."

Tony: "I can act… But what were you going to say? Was I real drug dealer? That’s what you were going to say."

Tony and Reb laugh. "People. What have you heard? I was acquitted of everything I was charged with. Whether I did it or not, that’s not the point. I was not guilty."

Luke: "What were you charged with?"

Tony: "All kinds of things. International trafficking. Kidnapping for ransom, you name it. In 1990, I made the pages of the Valley News."

Tony to Luke: "So how much of this interview are you going to use? I was at Reb’s office when Tony Montana walked in so I decided to probe into his hidden life. What does this guy do when he is not around? Where does he go? Who does he see?

"I live with a bunch of dogs."

Luke: "That’s not a nice way to talk about your wife."

Tony: "No, real dogs. My wife [porn girl Sondra Summers] left in June of 1997."

Luke: "Because you were buffing other women?"

Tony: "No, I wasn’t even f---ing anybody. She was."

[A source: "Sondra Summers only married Tony Montana because he paid her to so that he could become a citizen (according to her). She left him in 1996 but couldn't serve the papers until 1997 because he couldn't be found.]

Reb asks Annabel Chong’s friend Alan who does transvestite flicks as Alanina, "Do you like Jewish guys with little dicks?"

Alan: "I’ve never seen one."

Reb points at Luke. "There’s one."

Homophobic Luke cowers into the couch, trying to hide behind a backpack.

Tony: "If I had a little dick, I’d be a writer too."

Reb to Tony: "What about John Stagliano? He entered the business the same time as you. He has piles of money.""

Tony: "I made money. Five million at one time. But I blew it all. I have no regrets."

I leave Reb’s studio for his office where Dave Hardman and Amber Woods are listening to Tony Montana poke fun at me. "You’ve got to be careful of this guy [Luke]. He’ll try to make it sound like we want to suck dick or something. He asked me, ‘have you ever had the desire to suck cock?’ I’m like, what the f--- is the guy asking me? Tony Montana, the guy who loves to eat pussy. I think he’s got a fantasy. Yeah, you’re the one with the fantasy buddy?"

Dave asks for duck tape to keep himself from talking to me.

Amber Woods is back in porn ("boredom" is her reason for return) as a brunette after a three-year layoff. She stripped at TJ’s theater in Anaheim. She announces she doesn’t do anal anymore.

Tony Montana offers her $1500 for an anal scene. Amber is tempted. Tony says it is with four guys. Amber says no. She gives her regular boy-girl price as $400, then ups it to $500.

From 3/8/99:

At the XRCO show last Thursday night, male performer Tony Montana, from Colombia, told Luke with a smile: "I will break your head open if you write anything bad about me. Just like I did to Brad Gunches. He told me over the phone to f--- off. I went into Jim South's office, picked him up and threw him to the floor. I was about to thrash him when Jim South intervened. Brad's now a homeless drug addict in Venice."

Tony listed off about a dozen serious criminal charges he's faced over the past 15 years including kidnapping for ransom and drug smuggling. "My [cocaine] distributor in Chicago owed me over $2 million," explained Montana.

From Luke's bio of Blondie Bee:

With her ex-boyfriend Tony Montana, Blondi moved from nude modeling to adult videos such as Super Sluts of Wrestling, Jane Bond Meets Octopussy, Lucy Has A Ball and Reckless Passion. In an industry of lousy actresses, she particularly stood out for her ineptitude.

She never had sex on-camera with any other man aside from Tony.

Harlan Falcon is an old-time smuthound who remembers Blondie. "Cutest little kewpie doll who ever took a dump of spuzz on her button nose. An ass to eat off of. Top-shelf tits. And f---ed like a screeching, hairless monkey. The problem? Every time she showed, there was a greasy, repulsive Tony Montana and his scuzzball dick. Now, whenever I see a stacked, flaxen-haired petite slice of poon perfection, I sense Tony Montana smarming up right behind it, and my gag reflex takes over." (HEVG by Christian Shapiro)

From Luke's bio of Crystal Gold:

AVN reported that in a raunchy sex session with Montana in Las Vegas, Tony   reached deep between her legs  and pulled out something he shouldn't have, sending Crystal to the hospital.

"When she first started in the business," writes a porn observer, "she was a flawless Barbi doll. As the apparent drug use and hard living took its toll, she ended up with Tony Montana. By then she was looking pretty used up. Amazing, in two years she went from near perfection to looking like the kind of trashy woman who belongs with a low life like Tony Montana."

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Tony and Amber

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Danny, Amber and Tony

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Tony, Amber, Danny

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Tony

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Montana

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Montana and Reb's dog Reba

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Montana and Reba

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Tony kisses Reba

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Tony, Reba at PGI

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Annabel and Tony

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Dave, Domonique and Tony

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Dave, Domonique and Tony

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Dave, Domonique and Tony

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Dave, Domonique, Tony and Amber

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Dave, Domonique, Tony and Amber

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Dave, Dom, Tony and Amber

Kendra Jade

A fan writes: Quite amused by your girlfriend's interview on the other guy's site [Gene Ross]. I'd write this to him, but I think they have a "news" backlog over there. That's probably why they usually don't print what I've written to them. Anyway, I loved how she defended whoever is making her new movies for whoever is putting them out for apparently not wanting to spend any money. "People don't want all that fancy stuff.....they just want to fast-forward to the sex." My guess is that's 'Pornoeez' for, "We don't care if this s--- sucks; let's do it as cheap as possible." But I think the best comment was about "people wanting to see genuine sex," a couple of lines after stating that, in her first lesbian encounter, she's just going to lay back and let the other girls do all the work. Can't wait to rent this one!

Atlanta's Gold Club

Drat writes about the supposedly Mafia-owned Gold Club in Atlanta GA.

How do you tell if a nude club is Mafia-owned, Luke? Easy. There's a big gorilla in business suits standing guard in front.

He looks you hard in the eyes and shakes hands. First gorilla lets you in. You pay $10 cover charge. Once in,10 more big body-guard sized gorillas standing right inside the door. 10 big gorillas all wearing business suits. Each of the 10 gorillas in business suits looks you in the eye, and each personally reaches out to shake your hand one after the other in turn, "We know who you are. Don't f--- with us."

You have to run the entire gang of gorillas and shake each gorilla's hand to go any further into the club. They direct you to the couch where you must sit. Total control of customer.

Once seated, if you stand up to stretch or move, a gorilla is there. He shakes hands. If you get up to go to bathrooms, 4 gorillas shake hands, that is, 2 on the way to the bathroom, 2 on the way back. You are surrounded by gorillas from go til you leave.

Once inside, a gorilla asks you if you want private rooms. There are 20 private rooms that go for $200-$300 an hour! (Does anybody in town know what the hell's going on inside here? This is really big business!)

Two minutes later, gorilla returns with 2 gorgeous dancers and asks would you like "a couple" of table dances. There is big, expensive, customized club-owned bus parked in front of the club painted "Gold Club." There aren't tables and chairs, like in the other clubs. There are ritzy, wall-to-wall couches only.

There are 60 dancers sitting in waiting area right inside the door waiting for a chance to dance, that is, if they are lucky. They are not allowed to approach patrons. They must wait for gorillas to escort them over to customers, and for gorillas to ask customers for them if they want table dances.

All the dancers in the club, except those doing table dances, are fully clothed, wearing non-see-through evening wear, lounging on couches and completely covered from their heads to just above knees. "If you want to see any skin here, you have to pay."

There are another 40 girls inside, down on the main floor. These other 40 girls are working the main floor, table-dancing, and going to private rooms upstairs. Out of the 100 girls in whole f---ing club, only one girl is dancing on stage! in the whole club!, and she's 100 feet away! And it's a slow strip! "If you want to see what our girls got, you have to pay."

Of course, all the other clubs in town have more than one stage and dancers stripping. Not a single one of girls in the entire club has piercings or tatoos, not even one. All the girls dance with soft nipples only. They are not allowed to touch themselves. This is the only club in town where you see girls with really gorgeous, really big boobs dancing with soft, unstimulated nipples. No grinding either. "We follow the letter of the law here. We Mafia clubs don't want any trouble!"

These girls are all way too nice looking to dance at the other clubs in town. They look like real sophisticated girls, not cheap trash or teenage punks like all the other clubs in town. Too good to work at other clubs. Probably Mafia girls. Come blow the lid off it!

Delaney Daniels says: The gold club stuff.....I've been there for 3 years, it's completely off base..'cept the part about us all being really good looking. It is owned by new york men, but not mafia... LOL it's a good story, don't want to screw it up with facts?

XXX says: Sorry to contradict Delaney but your assessment of the Gold Club is pretty much on target. Rumors of prostitution in the private rooms are rampant and not unfounded. Anyone who doesn't see mob connections there is blind.

Pornstar Trading Chat

BowWwow> LF, was wondering... back when you were doing the acting thing... were you ever in the running for a part in a film called "The 16 Pleasures" that never got made? I used to intern for the producer of that movie, and I had to go through all of the headshots and bios of potential actors. some stuck in my mind, one was a guy named Luke F-rd.

* VideoEd wonders if Stupid Girl downloaded the picture of Luke's white ass on his site

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> never saw it ;(

<VideoEd> luke i quit going to your site after i seen that pic

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> i wanna see it!!

<l-keford> lol

<VideoEd> I bet Frank Towers kept that pic

<l-keford> has anyone in here had sex with a dog or other animal?

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> LUKE!

<VideoEd> WARNING IF YOU ANSWER YES, YOU WILL GET THE TOP TOPIC ON TOMORROW'S UPDATE

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> Like we would even ADMIT That to YOU

*** Mastrick changes topic to '<l-keford> has anyone in here had sex with a dog or other animal?'

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> !

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> You'd just post it on yer site and embarrass

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> us on yer sitE!!

<l-keford> no, i am very non judgemental, hey its the 90s, everyone is doing dogs

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> luke, do you have any videos (besides Christi's)

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> of someone doing an animal?

<VideoEd> If you did a male dog then that would be fag....ewwwwwwwww

<l-keford> well, i have this video, it is awesome, about four different chicks with dogs, then chicks with horses, incredible

<JT27> I dated a girl that was kinda homely, but...

<MadisonFan> my dog took adavantage of me, just because i smeared peanut butter on my dick that doesnt give him the right to lick me to orgasm

<VideoEd> luke, you bought that video from those guys on the movie 8mm didnt you

<JT27> lol MF

<VideoEd> my cat would f--- me if I put catnip on my leg

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> LOL

<JT27> Am I in the right room? :~)

<MadisonFan> so was that christy in the vid or not? shes nasty either way imho

<MadisonFan> christi

<l-keford> Yes

<VideoEd> Kim Chambers has a cock in her mouth right now on www.kimchambers.com

<MadisonFan> Luke- you put up face pix?

<A_Stupid_Dirty_Girl> yes Ed but we arent members damn it!!!

<Aaron-> no Luke

<JT27> rub it in Ed

<VideoEd> if it makes you feel better the camera is out of focus

<MadisonFan> are we taking on bets on who the new mr hiv is?

<Mastrick> VCA did well with their recent Euro feature Face On The Cover. Prolly European footage that they purchased the rights to

<Mastrick> The Jimmy Bone series is pretty decent for VCA as well

<Mastrick> Real Sex Magazine is prolly one of my favorite am/pro-am lines

<Mastrick> The Odyssey series' Pick Up Lines and Peeping Tom are pretty good too

<Mastrick> No scenes wearing glasses and black socks

<Sultana^^> what kinda screwed up topic is that ????

<Sultana^^> luke you into animals

<MadisonFan> luke is a nitwit, no offense luke

<Sultana^^> jesus christ to ass if you did a dog or any other animal ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

* drkhorse dosent think Luke is around!

<Sultana^^> ask

<Darth_Whack> should change his name to LukeLogging

<BowWwow> Sultana, good Zoe impersonation

<Sultana^^> or luke Dogging

Mike South Dishes

Porner Mike South writes a juicy column for www.adultstarsmagazine.com. Here's an excerpt: The big question around Extreme for the last several months has been: Why is Rob Black paying money on a regular basis to his former girlfriend and company receptionist Nikki, seems Nikki has some VERY embarrassing personal info on Black and is essentially extorting money from him in exchange for keeping her mouth shut. I have a couple of leads on exactly WHAT she has so I will try and run it down for you.

Extreme is not going down the tubes, Patrick Collins [of Elegant Angel] is just upset because he cut off his nose to spite his face. When we were all at EA our numbers were more than TWICE what Patrick is shipping NOW, Patrick thought Sean Michales could be his levereage he was WRONG. Patrick has a God complex and it cost him a lot of money so he is bitter. As for Extreme they are not going broke, Extreme is well financed and while Tommy isnt doing the numbers he was at EA, Black has enough money at his disposal to keep the company afloat for quite some time.

Spice Channel BS

Techie writes: Luke, why is that Spice Channel doesnt show jack s--- while HBO will show damn near anything including BEASTIALITY??? The shows on HBO (Real Sex & That sex from around the world show) show some very graphc material like open vaginas, erect penises, women touching erect horse dicks, men masturbating & even ejaculatory fluid & urinating! I think Spice needs to grow some balls & start showing some better action... In the meantime I will keep refusing to pay for it & keep getting it for free on my BLACK BOX !!!! Cuz it's so bulls--- it isn't worth a dime!

Luke: Hugh Hefner's Playboy Corp. owns Spice.

Hugh Asked For It!

Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd.: Playboy’s dirtiest secrets air December 8 in “Hefner: Unauthorized”, the USA Network docudrama focusing on “the girl who died for playboy”--Hefner’s executive assistant Bobbie Arnstein, who committed suicide in 1975 soon after pleading guilty in a cocaine-conspiracy case. Playboy’s founder is reportedly not pleased with USA’s take on Hefner’s otherwise sumptuous myth.

In the “The True Story Behind NORML and the Politics of Marijuana”, psychedelic historian Patrick Anderson offers a truly unauthorized glimpse of Hugh Hefner’s kookie kingdom.

Check out http://www.drugtext.org/psychedelics/highinamerica8.htm

"... In the 1960s Hefner had pushed himself hard to build and expand his publishing empire... and for a time he had used amphetamines to drive himself through the round-the-clock sessions in which he wrote his "Playboy Philosophy" series and chaired the marathon editorial meetings that had helped make him the rich and powerful publisher he was. But by the 1970s Hefner's life had started to change...

"He was spending less and less time in Chicago, where his magazine was located, and more time at his new mansion in Los Angeles... ... Hefner had discovered something that had enriched, indeed revolutionized, his already prodigious sex life: marijuana...

As the seventies began, Hefner took only an occasional hit of marijuana, and did not allow marijuana use in his mansions, except by his closest friends in semiprivate situations. Still, as the decade progressed, there was more marijuana around, more talk of it; more joints were being circulated, and in time Hefner made a quite startling discovery: Smoking marijuana greatly enhanced his sexual pleasure...

....In 1971 [ founder of the National Organization for the Repeal of Marijuana Laws a/k/a NORML] Keith Stroup and Bobbie Arnstein had become lovers; by 1974 they were friends.... To Stroup, Bobbie's friendship was crucial as he struggled to get more money for NORML from the Playboy Foundation. With Bobbie's help he was able to establish a personal relationship with Hefner....

Thanks to Bobbie, Stroup had access to the mansion... He was also coming to understand what her friends at Playboy had long known, that she was a woman with serious psychological problems.... In 1963 Bobbie had fallen in love...

Tom Lownes, the younger brother of a senior Playboy executive. While they were driving to Florida, with her at the wheel, there was an accident. She suffered a broken arm; he was killed instantly. She returned to the mansion to recuperate, and she was deeply depressed.... she began to drink heavily, and she gained a great deal of weight.

Eventually she went to a health resort, lost the weight, and stopped the excessive drinking, but by the time Stroup met her, in 1971, she was well into the uppers-downers cycle—amphetamines to get up in the morning and get through the day, barbiturates to come down at night....

They liked to do drugs together—marijuana, sometimes cocaine or MDA... She increasingly spoke of suicide. She would call her women friends in the middle of the night and say she was going to kill herself....

As she entered her thirties, Bobbie had begun to date younger men. One of them was a handsome twenty-four-year-old drug dealer named Ron Scharf, and in September of 1971 she had flown to Coral Gables, Florida, with Scharf and a friend of his named Ira Sapstein. They visited a thirty-five-year-old drug dealer named George Matthews, and Scharf bought a half-pound of cocaine from Matthews. Later the three of them flew back to Chicago together.

Whether or not Bobbie knew about the cocaine purchase, and whether she or Sapstein carried the cocaine back from Florida, were questions that were later bitterly disputed. It developed that Scharf's telephone was being tapped as part of a federal drug investigation. Some of the taped calls were between him and Bobbie, and often they talked about drugs.

Early in 1972 there were rumors that Scharf was about to be indicted and that Bobbie might be indicted along with him.... It turned out that she was not indicted, although Scharf, Sapstein, and Matthews were, for conspiracy, in the cocaine sale. But for some reason the case was not prosecuted. Instead, the investigation continued.

Bobbie was repeatedly called in for questioning. Sometimes the prosecutors played her the taped conversations in which she and Scharf discussed drugs. The implication was clear: She still faced possible prosecution.

She and her lawyers began to hear reports that the prosecutors were divided, with some wanting to indict her and others insisting they had no case against her. In the fall of 1973, amid this pressure and uncertainty, Bobbie tried to kill herself with an overdose of sleeping pills. A friend found her unconscious in her apartment in the Chicago mansion, and she was rushed to a hospital and her life saved....

After her suicide attempt, Bobbie was sent to a private psychiatric hospital.... Then she was indicted.

At noon on March 23, 1974, two years after the first indictments in Scharf's case, Bobbie stepped briefly outside the mansion, on her way from one of its wings to the other. She was wearing a pantsuit and sunglasses and carrying some papers.

A man stepped into her path and asked if she was Roberta Arnstein. When she said she was, he said he was a federal agent and she was under arrest. He produced handcuffs and snapped them onto her wrists. "But I haven't had lunch yet," she protested—a choice example of her deadpan humor, her friends thought.

Newspaper photographers, alerted by the prosecutors, snapped pictures of her arrest; it was the first indication of the media extravaganza the government would make of her case. Earlier that morning, before her arrest, new indictments had been handed down in the cocaine-conspiracy case, indictments that reflected a major change in the government's case.

At the time of his arrest, Matthews had given a long statement to the authorities. It implicated Scharf and Sapstein in the cocaine deal and mentioned Arnstein only in passing. But now, after he had been convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in prison, Matthews changed his story to say he had seen Bobbie put the cocaine in her purse.

The new indictments were brought by a Justice Department anti-crime strike force, working in cooperation with the Drug Enforcement Agency and the U.S. attorney for the Chicago district, James Thompson, a Republican who had made his name prosecuting Democratic politicians and who would in time be elected governor of Illinois and be talked about as a future presidential candidate....

Small wonder, then, that the zealots of the Nixon administration would put Hefner on their enemies list and would try to make a drug case against the publisher that at the least would make him sweat and at best might bring down his empire.

It was Bobbie Arnstein's misfortune to become an unwitting actor in this high-stakes political drama. That first afternoon, after her arrest, she was freed on bond, and she called Stroup for help. He hurried to Chicago to advise her and to help her select her lawyer. They eventually settled on a first-rate criminal-defense lawyer named Tom Sullivan....

From the first, the prosecutors made it clear to Bobbie and to her lawyers that it was really Hefner they wanted, not her. Their questions to her were invariably directed at alleged drug use by Hefner and by others at his mansion. They were obsessed with the idea that he passed around bowls of cocaine at his parties....

As the trial drew near, Bobbie's lawyers had one great problem: how to rebut George Matthews' testimony that he saw Bobbie put the cocaine in her purse. Ron Scharf, her codefendant, was not going to testify, lest he be cross-examined about the drug deals he had discussed in the taped phone calls. He told Bobbie's lawyers that if Bobbie could get a separate trial, he would swear that she knew nothing about the drug deal, but the judge denied Sullivan's motion for a separate trial.

Ira Sapstein, who had been named in the first indictments but not indicted the second time, was nowhere to be found. There remained the possibility of Bobbie's testifying in her own behalf. She wanted to. Matthews was lying, she said, and she wanted to say so. But Stroup and Sullivan were agreed that she must not take the stand.

For one thing, she would not be a witness with whom a working-class Chicago jury was likely to feel much sympathy. An even bigger problem was the tapes on which she and Scharf had discussed drugs. If she took the stand, she could be cross-examined about everything on the tapes. Stroup's fear was that under cross-examination she would either perjure herself or be forced to admit criminal acts, and that she might suffer a breakdown in the process. The trial began on October 27 and lasted three days....

The prosecution's star witness was George Matthews, the Florida drug dealer who now swore he had seen Bobbie put the cocaine in her purse. He was brought to the stand in handcuffs, for he was then serving the fifteen-year sentence on his own drug conviction.

With Bobbie not testifying, Sullivan had little defense to offer except to try to discredit Matthews and to call character witnesses, including Playboy's editor, Arthur Kretchmer. It wasn't enough. The jury found both Bobbie and Scharf guilty.

On November 26 the judge sentenced Scharf to a six-year prison term and Bobbie to a provisional fifteen-year term. She was to undergo ninety days of psychiatric testing and then be resentenced. It seemed unlikely that the judge would let stand the fifteen-year sentence. But Bobbie could not be sure of that. It was as if the judge were helping the prosecutors put one more form of pressure on her.

Within days of her sentencing, subpoenas had gone out to past and present Playboy employees in a federal-grand-jury investigation of drug use in Hefner's mansion. A federal prosecutor told reporters, "Hefner's in a hell of a lot of trouble."....

The Playboy world was kept unsettled by rumors that there would be raids on the mansion, or that narcotics agents would try to plant drugs there. Two outside members of his board of directors resigned over the controversy, a major bank threatened to cut off Playboy's credit, and advertisers quit his magazine.....

The government's best shot at Hefner still seemed to be Bobbie, if she, desperate to save herself from prison, would testify that she had supplied him with cocaine or other hard drugs.....

Then, in early December, the government played an unexpected card. U.S. Attorney James Thompson called Bobbie to his office and told her he had information from two sources that there was a contract out on her life, that someone was offering to pay to have her killed. He refused to give names or specifics, but warned that if he were in her position, he'd trust neither friend nor foe....

Throughout the trial Bobbie had remained on salary, and Hefner had paid her legal fees. He had also called her from time to time from Los Angeles to encourage her. He was in fact under pressure from his corporate advisers to put some distance between himself and Bobbie, and eventually he did take one step in that direction.....

The compromise was that she wouldn't live in the mansion. Instead she would share a house with her friend Shirley Hillman and commute to work. Thus, the Playboy empire would be spared the embarrassment of constant newspaper stories saying that a convicted cocaine conspirator was living in Hefner's mansion, as well as the risk that she would again bring drugs into the mansion. She was to fly to Los Angeles on Saturday, January 11.

Instead she stayed in Chicago, called Stroup for a chat in the afternoon, had dinner with Shirley Hillman, went to a late movie, returned to the mansion at 1:30 A.M., then walked five blocks to the Hotel Maryland, where Lenny Bruce used to stay when he was in Chicago. She checked into a room on the seventeenth floor, then took enough sleeping pills and tranquilizers to kill herself several times....

A cleaning woman found her body the next day, and the news of her death caused a great sensation. .... The prosecutors had set out to use her to get Hefner, and they had failed. She had quit the game ... And they hadn't got Hefner, either. Some months later the Justice Department announced it had closed the investigation into his world, for lack of evidence.” And there the matter would rest. Until now.

Brooklyn Museum Dispute

From J.J. Goldberg's column in the Jewish Journal:

http://www.jewishjournal.com/jjgoldberg.10.8.9.htm:

On one side, [Catholics] Mayor Giuliani, Cardinal John O'Connor and Catholic League President William Donohue. On the other side, [Jews] Brooklyn Museum Director Arnold Lehman, board Chairman Robert S. Rubin, famed free-speech lawyer Floyd Abrams and New York ACLU Director Norman Siegel. Not to mention the collection's owner, Charles Saatchi, British ad mogul and leading Jewish philanthropist. It looks pretty ethnic.

The Union of Orthodox Jewish Congregations of America takes the mayor's side, opposing government funding of "cultural pollution." Others stop just short of that. Rabbi Eric Yoffie, head of the Reform movement, condemns the painting as anti-religious, but he doesn't back the mayor's sanctions. Neither does the cardinal, he notes.

Most divided are the traditional Jewish defense agencies, the Anti-Defamation League, the American Jewish Committee and the American Jewish Congress. Sources said members and donors in the three agencies were pressing last week for a public defense of the First Amendment, but staffers were balking. The ADL's Abraham Foxman wrote a letter of sympathy to the cardinal that didn't endorse any action.

The donors' view seemed to reflect widespread Jewish belief that protecting free expression is the best defense of Jewish rights. Agency staffers, by contrast, were wary of creating a Catholic-Jewish blowup. They were also reluctant to condemn a tactic -- silencing bigots -- that they themselves had perfected. Hypersensitivity to insult has been a staple of Jewish self-defense for decades.

Chaim Amalek adds: One of the more controversial things happening in NY of late is an exhibit at the Brooklyn Academy of Art (a publicly funded museum) entitled "Sensation." This collection of British Gentile art includes the usual (for New York) severed cow's heads, sectioned animal parts, buzzing flies (literally true) and such.

But what really has the goat of the Christ worshipping bigots of New York is that one of the works is a representation of the Virgin Mary, covered in elephant dung, and decorated with pornographic photos of naked women. While some jews (e.g., the editorial board of the Jewish Forward, a must-read for you) have condemed the exhibit (which our gentile mayor has tried to shut down), most of the noisy, secular cultural elites of New York have come to its defense. All of this has been amply reported in the press. Also reported, to a lesser degree, is the fact that the collection in question is owned by the Satchi's of London (not sure of the spelling).

The Satchi's are, I believe, two jewish brothers who have made a mint in advertising, using images of beautiful shiksas to sell goods of marginal worth mostly to dumb goyim. The Saatchi's are also concerned with jewish "continuity", and forked out big bucks to establish a "hip, edgy" place in London for precious 20-30 something jews and jewesses to meet, network, exchange business cards and otherwise engage in jewish mating rituals.

As it happens, just last week, as the controversy over the Saatchi's anti-catholic exhibit was peaking in New York, a new Center for Jewish life opened on west 67th street on the heavily jewish upper west side. This place is part night club, performance space, coffee shop etc. for jews and jews ONLY. Again, the idea is to provide Chosen people in their 20's and 30's with the chance to mingle in the hope that they will actually marry and have jewish kids. Needless to say, the Jewish faith is treated with the utmost respect in this space. And who paid for it? Yup, the Saatchi family.

I wonder, Luke, suppose that instead of smearing s--- and pasting dirty pictures of naked ladies onto a depiction of the Virgin Mary, someone had thought to do this to a page taken from a torah scroll. The reaction of jews would be deafening, would it not? Tens of thousands of hassidim would take to the streets and storm any museum that dared to show such antisemitic filth. And the press as a whole would back them up and permit no contrary point of view to be heard, since it is controlled by jews, either directly, or through their control over advertising revenue. (Most of the big retailers in NY are in jewish hands, and it is they who, through their advertising budgets, constitute the economic backbone of the press.)

Or let us take it one step further. Suppose instead of desecrating a page of the torah, the "artists" had chosen to smear s--- onto a page of the Holy Koran. Result? Blood in the streets.

I mention all of this simply to illustrate a few things that you can see with your own eyes that the press chooses not to connect. Here is a jewish family, using some of its money to insult one religion (Christianity) in one part of town, and using some more money to build cohesion among jews and respect for another religion - judaism - in another.

Now as a jew, I am glad that the goyim are a dumb, passive lot, capable neither of understanding the insult nor of reacting in an intelligent, disciplined manner to it. If it were up to me and if I were Catholic, I would instantly agitate among christian believers for a few thousand of us to gather in front of that place on west 67th street with plackards, calling upon jews to join us in condeming the Saatchi family for having insulted the world's most popular religion. (Antisemitic slogans would NOT be permited!) But as I said, the goyim are too dumb to do this.

I wonder, could it be that goyim are genetically predisposed to do whatever we jews tell them to do? Consider the record. They make this jew jesus into a god the son of god, who they nonetheless insist is One God0, which is ridiculous on its face. Then millions of them believed all that crap the jew Marx told them. They meekly permit some of us to defile their daughters in the manufacture pornography, which we sell right back to them! And, of course, they eagerly give their money to Hollywood and Madison Avenue. Is there no limit to their stupidity?

PS - Perhaps in your next career you can become the next Jewish Messiah that the goyim follow, freeing the dumb goyim from the clutches of the jews. "FOLLOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"