Monday, October 4th, 1999
Area 51
Mad Jack phones Sunday night from Las Vegas. "We drove out to Area 51 where the federal government has the UFOs stashed. Jennifer Leigh with her boyfriend, who is one of the coolest f---ing guys I've ever met... We shot late Saturday night... Area 51 is a huge underground complex and they have signs all over saying that deadly force will be used... They don't even have f---ing fences up. It's just, if you cross this line, they'll shoot you.
"We shot some good stuff. An anal scene and a blowjob scene against the sign that says we'll use deadly force.
"You remember Roswell, New Mexico? A space ship went down there. There's been a government cover-up. Area 51 is an old nuclear testing site with 60 miles worth of tunnels and installations underground. You have to drive along a horrible dirt road to find it. They have a downed space ship there and aliens. The security is unbelievable. Jennifer Leigh put her hand two inches past the sign that says don't go by. And as we were driving out, three f---ing white government trucks were lurking in the distance, watching us... There's some top secret privy s--- in there...
"Jennifer got a bad rap by a couple of people and she is an absolute f---ing sweetheart. I'd like to see her get her due because she's a hard worker. And it's f---ed up that people put the word out that she's a drug addict and she's not. And when we talked about it, she cried. It made me feel bad."
Luke: I hear that Christy Canyon was abducted by aliens.
Kendra & Kelly Jade at ECVS
Kendra Jade phoned at 7:30 AM to talk about the East Coast Video Show which starts Tuesday.
Kendra: "What are you doing right now?"
Luke: "I'm reading a book by Lou Cannon, Official Negligence: How Rodney King and the Riots Changed Los Angeles and the LAPD."
Kendra: "Is it a Jew book?"
Luke: "Lots of Jews in it..."
Kendra: "That's some deep s--- Luke. I'm very impressed. Get into some serial killer stuff and I will be really impressed.
"I'm at Kelly's house [Kendra's stepmom who lives in Connecticut, about two hours drive from Atlantic City]. Kelly and I will be at the booth together at the East Coast Video Show. This will be her first public appearance."
Luke: "Have you guys ever had sex?"
Kendra (sounding like Rob Spallone): "No! Are you a f---ing lunatic?"
Luke: "OOOOOh, ooooooooooooooooh."
Kelly Jade: "What are you doing?"
Luke: "I'm stretching."
Kelly: "Doesn't that feel good? It's better than an orgasm."
Luke: "Have you heard from Jerry Springer lately?"
Kelly: "No, I haven't. He won't call me back."
Kendra: "Luke, your questions are really lame. Ask things that people really care about, like how big her tits are. They're small Cs and natural.
"Tell NJG that I am not asking you anymore Jew questions. I'm asking her. She was born Jewish.
"That milk and meat [prohibition] thing really confuses me. I am still very distraught, torn and conflicted over that. When I'm eating a nice juicy Cheeseburger, to drink a glass of milk."
Luke: You can because you're not Jewish."
Kendra: "You've cleared up everything for me. I am no longer distraught."
Luke: "Don't you want to become Jewish so you can't have milk and meat?"
Kendra said no, then discussed her menstrual cycle. Kendra prohibits me from providing the details as it will disturb many of her fans, including me.
Kelly yells: "I don't have periods."
Luke: "Why can't you be like her?"
Kendra: "Because she had a hysterectomy [removal of ovaries]. Some day I'm gonna have children."
Luke: "I want you to quit porno, convert to Judaism and become my brood mare."
Kendra to Kelly: "He wants me to convert to Judaism and pop out babies for him. That will be my only mission in life. To bear his spawn... the devil's children.
"Luke, I would rather shoot myself in the head than..."
Luke: "What if I raped you and you got pregnant?"
Kendra: "If you raped me, I would cut your head off and cut your dick off and shove your dick far down your throat. It would hurt a lot. I would boil your dick in a pan of hot water, cut it up into little tiny pieces and force feed you."
Luke: "You've been reading too many true crime books."
Kendra: "I need to buy some more... Can we not have my bleeding habits on your site? I don't want guys to find me not as attractive because it makes them uncomfortable. You can say that I started my period and that I am a little bit bitchy."
Luke: "What do you get like before your period?"
Kendra: "Oooh, the other day. I called you but you weren't there. I was so thinking I was losing my mind because it was so emotional. I saw the Toys R'Us commercial where they have the kids playing. Where do kids go when they dream. It made me ball my eyes out because it was so beautiful. You had this little kid and he was playing on a big huge Monopoly board. And he shook the dice and he said, 'I won again.' And I was balling."
Luke: "So you become teary, more emotional."
Kendra: "Yeah, I cry at the drop of a dime."
Luke: "Have you ever fooled around with Kelly's husband?"
Kendra: "No! Luke, these are not good questions."
Luke: "Have you ever had a Urinary Tract Infection or an STD?"
Kendra: "No. I did have a yeast infection."
Luke: "What is it like to get F'd in the A?"
Kendra: "I am not answering that question unless you ask it right."
Luke: "What's it like to get f---ed in the ass?"
Kendra: "It's a beautiful thing Luke. No, when I first got into the business, because I had never had it before, it hurt really really bad. Like I thought I was going to die. Then, after you do it a couple of times, it can be very good and enjoyable. I enjoy it the most when I am with somebody that I like, like Alec Metro or Brandon Irons."
Luke: "Rob Spallone?"
Kendra (in her Rob imitation): "What, are you f---ing crazy? Are you out of your mind? You've got a real mental problem asking that. He'll come and shoot you."
Nymphomaniacs Ball
Charley Frey writes: The Nymphomaniac's Ball '99 [associated with the IA2000 internet porn convention] was a tremendous success. Held at South Beach Miami's most exclusive nightclub THE LIVING ROOM. There were over 800 people by 11:00pm. Normally clubs on South Beach don't even open till Midnight. The line was insane all night and it only got longer.
By 12:30am it was an hour wait to get in. Houston was a gracious and sexy hostess. She took pictures with just about all the VIP guests...Got naked with girls all over the place including last month's Penthouse Pet and several unsuspecting models from Germany (they were wicked hot too!). Dozens of respected members of the industry attended included David Sturman and wife... As ever he was a gentlemen and Houston was thrilled to see them there. Sponsors too got a ton of exposure to fans and press alike... PornCity.net, AmericanAdultStars.com, FantasyMatch.com, and GVA's - PeXXX.com proudly hosted the biggest party of the IA2000.
Houston signed at the PeXXX booth which was logically packed the entire show. PeXXX has already re-hired her to appear at the upcoming Vegas show right after CES. Charley Frey provided models including adult video stars like Houston and Nikki Starr to most of the exhibitors at the IA2000 and needless to say, all of these girls (about 50 of them) showed up at the Nymphomaniac's Ball. The Nympho Ball has twice been done by Frey in Las Vegas (the past two CES's) successfully. And it is a tradition he intends to expand throughout the country.
Houston appeared on Howard Stern just before the party plugging it along with other of her upcoming appearances. She then got a 24 hour "Plug O Rama" on the most popular radio station in South Florida (POWER 96) after she appeared live Friday morning the day before the party. The radio station recorded much of her interview and replayed it all day. All the sponsors of the party were mentioned in the repeats. SPONSORS FOR THE UPCOMING NYMPHOMANIAC'S BALLS ARE ENCOURAGED TO CONTACT TALENT@MEDIAONE.NET now. PornCity.net wants to sponsor the next party in Vegas by themselves, giving them bigger bang for the buck. Frey says he will want at least 2 sponsors per event.
Howl Movement
Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd.: Dead poet Allen Ginsberg’s mother turned him into a chickenhawk!
According to gettingit.com’s Beat-seeking critique, “Skeletons and Closets: From the Attic of Allen Ginberg”, the poet, who died at age 70 in 1997, “was sexually traumatized at an early age by his mother...Naomi Ginsberg had been a radical and a nudist all her life...”
“Those who are dragged into sex as children tend to want sex with children -- this time with themselves in charge.”
Ginsberg’s yen for hen was legendary: “Casting himself in the mode of boy-loving poets Whitman and Verlaine, he met a steady stream of starry-eyed youth....
“He became a card-carrying member of NAMBLA (The North American Man/Boy Love Association), a network for pedophiles. He spoke on this subject in the 1994 film Chicken Hawk.”
Decrypts gettingit.com, “The roots of Ginsberg's pedophilia should be evident to anyone who's read his renowned poem 'Kaddish,'" in which the poet described his increasingly schizophrenic mother “lolling around the house exposed... One time I thought she was trying to make me come lay her [...] ---ragged long lips between her legs -- [...] seemed perhaps a good idea to try -- know the Monster of the Beginning Womb --"
Is nothing profane?
Rumors have it that Sin City is for sale. Sin City's long been considered a financial loser for David Sturman. Insiders complain that he sometimes treats it (Sin City) more like a hobby than a business. The new Sin City facilities on Deering Street in Chatsworth come complete with sound stage, duplication facility, post-production facility, and expanded art department. This kind of investment is being compared to someone who wishes to sell their home, and so, has it cosmetically enhanced: painted, re-carpeted, and re-landscaped. LFP is rumored to be a possible buyer. What prompts the LFP rumors is that LFP is getting into the video business in a bigger way of late. First, the "Jail Babes" series, and now the "Barely Legal" series. LFP also might begin producing a video line to go with their new, high-end, smut-zine, "XXX." Sources say that Sturman is partnered with Flynt in some of the Hustler stores.
David Lace
Kid Vegas phoned at 9PM Thursday night, 9/23/99.
Kid Vegas: "Have you ever heard of DavidLace.com? He's an internet content provider for adult bulls---. I got paged at his office a few minutes ago and I called over there and talked to Mara Pleasures and some other girl. They wanted a ride because they weren't working because the loser didn't have any money to pay them today. She had to go because her boss was yelling at her because she needed to talk to him about something.
"I called back a few minutes later and this guy...hangs up on me. So I called back and I asked him, what's the deal? And he's, you're not allowed to call here. We don't like you here. He's, don't worry who this is... And he hung up again."
Luke: "I love it."
Kid Vegas: "More people who hate Kid Vegas and they are going to hate me even more when my Fear and Loathing With Kid Vegas comes out because it is a really good movie. It is probably going to hit Editor's Choice at AVN.
"I'm going put somebody in my next movie Porno Cops, which we are shooting next week, and I am going to take care of him. But I am going to have to find out more about him so I can make fun of him. Maybe we'll raid his office with cameramen."
Luke hears that David Lace was thrown out of Atlanta for photographing underage girls. His real name is Joseph David Trotter. He got his studio run out of Cobb County in Atlanta.
A female source phoned Luke Sunday afternoon.
XXX says: "I shared office space with him until the middle of July. The reason that I moved out is that he would get drunk in the middle of the night and bring over girls and tell them that they were 'modeling.' And he'd tell them that they couldn't get paid unless they gave him and all of his friends blowjobs."
Luke: "How many friends did he have?"
XXX: "He'd have five friends there... He had Culver City police there. He had a Culver City parking guy there who got blowjobs all the time. David Lace is crazy. Oh gosh, I hate David. He's just yucky."
Luke: "Give me everything on him."
XXX: "I moved out of there because he was such a big slimeball. He would get drunk in the middle of a photoshoot and pass off the camera to me. And he'd refuse to pay me and other people. He'd get drunk and go around molesting everybody on the photo set. His assistant quit on him. She told me stories about how he, in the middle of the night, would bring girls over and videotape them.
"These girls would come over and they would start with, I don't want to do toys. I don't want to do this... And he would get them all drunk, and pressure them to drink... And the next thing you know, they're totally doing him and his five friends all hanging out in the studio. This is the most disgusting place and this guy is so manipulative. He seems really businesslike at first... He would make me shoot for no money. He would try to charge us rent for our studio and then he would cancell photoshoots on me and tell me that I couldn't shoot. The guy is a certifiable sociopath. He messes with people's lives just to do it.
"He told his assistant's boyfriend, the maintenance guy, that she was out doing guys behind his back, just to f--- with her because she quit because she was so disgusted by him. David is so scary. He hires people to beat people up.
"It's really scarey for these girls who go over there. They don't want to do things at first. They just want to model nude. The next thing you know they're prostitutes."
David's former assistant comes on the phone. She says: "He's doing videos at night with either prostitutes or models who do not know what they are doing. And having four or five guys jump in and getting the girl lit out of her mind. This little girl, barely 18, came in. And when she was sober, she was like, no insertions, no boy-girl, no nothing. And by the end of the night, she was drunk and doing DP and everything else. It sounds like more than drunk to me but I am not going to assume that is other drugs...
"He tried to rip me off every day. I had to keep exact track of everything or else he would've ripped me off... I worked for him for eight months. He lives up in his studio (8841 Exposition Blvd, in Culver City, with cross streets Venice and Washington Blvds) with about eight other people. He says he has cop friends. The local parking guy Mike is getting blowjobs, on the clock, off the clock, I don't know.
"He treated me different from the other talent. He was nice. Pretty much anything I wanted... He tried to get me to do too much work for my rate. I'm a professional. I don't need to mop up dogs--- from the basement downstairs. I don't need him to tell me that because I am now salary, I have to clean.
"The people who work for him. They're all good, until something happens, and then they never speak to him again.
"He sells content to adult webmasters...as well as custom order private videos..."
My first source comes back on the phone. "All the utilities in the studio were turned on in my companies name. And when I moved out of there, I gave him a week to change them into his name. But he didn't do it or pay them either. So I turned them all off. Now he's trying to call Pacific Bell and tell them that he owns my company."
Luke wants to contact David Lace for his side, but can't find him.