Friday, September 24th, 1999

Rolling Stone on Porno

The October 14th issue of Rolling Stone contains a long excerpt from a forthcoming Simon & Schuster book on porn by photographer Ian Gittler. His sentiments at times mirror my own:

When I began photographing porn stars in 1991, my intent - however suspect - was to glamorize and legitimize their lives and work... But as I journeyed into the surprisingly accessible "underground" world of porn...my glossy, conceptual approach gave way to one of grim resolve. I couldn't ignore the rapidly accumulating evidence of abuse and emotional disconnect.

The world of XXX had blown the lid off any remaining hopes I had of using it to validate my own ideas in support of a lifestyle with sexual adventurism as its core.

Manufacturers Unite Against Black Men

Vivid (owned by a Jew), VCA and KBeech are leading major manufacturers (with the exception of Wicked Pictures) to stop shooting scenes of black men with white women. Scenes of white men doing black women are ok. The reason for the stop? Pressure from cable companies who are hearing from irate and loud customers that they don't want to see sex scenes between black men and white women. Producers and directors for Vivid, VCA and company have heard the instructions. Is this good or bad for the Jews? Email Luke

Jenna Gossip

XXX: I heard that if you had kept digging, you were on the right track with Jenna Jameson. Serenity heard that Wicked PR gal Joy King put a stop to your investigation. You were right on the money. If you talk to her other roadie, not Dominic aka Dr. X, has some real good horror stories.

Personalporn.com

Mike South says that personalporn.com ripped him off for lots of money. "They ripped off a lot of people. They stole content and resold it. They claim in AVN that they spent a million dollars on content. They stole much of it."

Cripppled Jew Defense Lawyer Dies

I glanced at www.avn.com this afternoon (owned and operated by a Jew, Paul Fishbein) and found out that Jew defense lawyer Stanley Fleishman had died. I noticed a very Jewish train of thought in the following article which I have excerpted:

"He was a giant among giants," says Beverly Hills attorney Paul Cambria [a Jew who belong to the homo Jewish biker club that includes Ron Braverman and debated me], who first met Fleishman a quarter-century ago. "A real pioneer, if you will, in the whole First Amendment area…we should be sorry that we won't have his voice in our courtrooms anymore."

"He was a wonderful, gracious man," says Ron Braverman [a Jew who belong to the homo Jewish biker club that includes Paul Cambria], owner of the Doc Johnson adult novelty business, who was audibly shocked to learn of Fleishman's death. "And he was deeply, deeply entrenched in fighting for the rights of people. All people. American people."

[Braverman has never given Luke an interview. Luke declares Braverman a scumbag.]

Here are excerpts from the Los Angeles Times article on Fleishman:

Stanley Fleishman, an attorney physically disabled by polio from the age of 1, overcame handicaps to stand in front of the U.S. Supreme Court on crutches and win countless 1st Amendment and civil rights suits for clients ranging from the handicapped to pornographers.
     Fleishman died Thursday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center of pneumonia and complications from surgery to remove a benign tumor. His daughter Bette said he died in his sleep. Fleishman was 79.
     Barry Fisher [a Jew who works for Holocaust victims], who worked with Fleishman for 25 years in their public interest law firm Fleishman & Fisher, said Fleishman had argued a case before the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals two months ago despite deteriorating health. It "was his first from a wheelchair," Fisher said. "He still won."
     Fleishman was known for winning, and he was revered by his colleagues even if some of his clients were not. He did extensive work on behalf of the disabled, but Fleishman also earned a reputation for defending far less savory clients as a pioneering member of the "porn bar" who defended the public's right to create, buy and sell products related to sex.
     He broke legal ground for the 1st Amendment, championing such wide-ranging fare as the adult film "Deep Throat," Henry Miller's once-banned book "Tropic of Cancer" and the chain of Pussycat Theaters.
     That work earned him the Hugh M. Hefner 1st Amendment Award for lifetime achievement "for his persistent devotion and unflagging courage in extending the 1st Amendment, by means of the judicial process, to include hitherto unprotected modes of expression."
     Fleishman was invited to--and attended--such meetings as the World Pornography Conference
     A former roommate's cousin complained of a problem with the Postal Service, which had blocked delivery of a film he was marketing by mail. Fleishman, who described the product as "a plain old 8-millimeter film of a nude woman walking down a flight of steps--and I'm sure she wasn't even totally nude," argued due process. He contended that the Postal Service could not take administrative action without a fair hearing. He prolonged the case until the client sold some films--and told everybody Fleishman knew how to beat the Postal Service. Fleishman suddenly had a specialty--defending pornography.
     Not long after Congress had passed the Rehabilitation Act of 1973, he was preparing for trial on the film "Deep Throat" when he realized people in wheelchairs were being excluded from juries for not being "in possession of their faculties."
     Public funeral services will be at 12:30 p.m. Sunday at Leo Baeck Temple [a liberal Jewish synagogue], 1300 N. Sepulveda Blvd., in Brentwood. The family has asked that donations be made to the American Civil Liberties Union [which is dominated by secular non-Jewish Jews].

Charley Frey vs. Lowell Smith

Charley Frey, a Jew dance agent, says: 1...I've been in business for about 18 years now. 2...I've never been in jail 3...we book the hottest acts on the circuit... HOUSTON, JASMIN ST.CLAIR, MIMI MIYAGI, SHAYLA LEVEAUX, REBECCA WILD, SANAFEY, FARRAH, MISTY RAIN, SUNSET THOMAS, ASHLYN GERE NICO TREASURES, ANNABELLE CHONG, TIFFANY MYNX AND ABOUT 100 MORE We created stars...Jasmin, Houston, Tiffany Lords, even Janine Who has he ever created? The clubowner in Vegas...he called me. And in fact, called me again last week. He doesn't pay anything so any act that is popular, does not have to take such ridiculously cheap deals. We work hard for the acts. Ask them. We really create stars. Listen to Howard Stern, read the papers, What does he do? Hate him? I laugh at him. He's a joke and most people don't take him seriously as anything.

Houston APPEARING AGAIN. THIS MAKES THE THE 17TH TIME THIS YEAR ON HOWARD STERN VIA LIVE CALL-IN FROM HER HOUSE - MONDAY MORNING SEP.27TH, '99 8AM EST TO TELL ALL ABOUT HER SHORT LIVED ROMANCE WITH THE 18 YEAR PROM DATE... Then, she's hosting the Nymphomaniac's Ball '99 at the hottest club on South Beach, in Miami... The Living Room (during the IA2000) Saturday, October 2nd 9pm - 1am only! Dress to Impress! They'll be about 40 other hot single centerfolds and porn starlets there too! Go to www.AmericanAdultStars.com for more details.

Sunset Thomas

Zack Adams tells : "Sin City was going to buy out Michael Raven's deal. Michael Raven breached a contract. David Sturman kept putting it off. We only got to do one movie this year because of that. There never was an official agreement with Sin City. Originally we had a four-picture deal with Michael Raven. He didn't finish paying Sunset for White Rabbit to the tune of $2,333. We tried to set things up, but Dave [Sturman] didn't come through. We gave Sin City more than enough time to come through but they dragged their heels."

Luke had this imaginary fellatious conversation with Jew David Sturman.

DavidS: I'm a bad boy, a very bad contract breaking boy. Just ask Kylie Ireland. Wait a second, I have to take a hit off my crack pipe.
Luzdedos1: I can't believe you f---ed over Sunset and Kylie? Bad Jew, you two timing bitch.
DavidS: well, old gene hit it right on the head
Luzdedos1: Damn! You are so bad. Are you mean, vicious or evil?
Luzdedos1: Sorry that I went public with our long running homo affair.
DavidS: I wanted to pick up the contract and left it up to others to schedule, but obviously, it never did.
DavidS: Fag. I can't keep all the balls in the air at one time and you know the tumult down there. Luzdedos1: bring messianic peace
DavidS: I am spiritual, but not that spiritual
Luzdedos1: oh savior, i believe in you, come into my heart.
DavidS: Kylie fell through because of the Jew Ed Powers, Sunset was basically her shiksa problems and lack of follow through. Did I tell you that I am shooting a snuff movie this weekend?

AVN - Metro's Butt Buddy

Trading was halted on Metro Global Media NASDAQ Exchange on September 14th but has yet to be reported by AVN.com or GeneRoss.com. Nor has AVN ever reported on how Metro was convicted in January of 1997 for working with the Mafia. Just in case you give these sources of information any credibility.

Metro aka Mafia Home Video sponsored AVN's disastrous Expo in July where I was assaulted. A few months before, AVN sponsored a manufacturers conference in Cancun, Mexico, where porner Eddie Wedelstedt made murderous threats against me.

Kid Vegas vs David Lace

Kid Vegas phoned at 9PM Thursday night.

Kid Vegas: "Have you ever heard of DavidLace.com? No, but I am going there right now. He's an internet content provider for adult bulls---. I got paged at his office a few minutes ago and I called over there and talked to Mara Pleasures and some other girl. They wanted a ride because they weren't working because the loser didn't have any money to pay them today. She had to go because her boss was yelling at her because she needed to talk to him about something.

"I called back a few minutes later and this guy...hangs up on me. So I called back and I asked him, what's the deal? And he's, you're not allowed to call here. We don't like you here. He's, don't worry who this is... And he hung up again."

Luke: "I love it."

Kid Vegas: "More people who hate Kid Vegas and they are going to hate me even more when my Fear and Loathing With Kid Vegas comes out because it is a really good movie. It is probably going to hit Editor's Choice at AVN.

"I'm going put somebody in my next movie Porno Cops, which we are shooting next week, and I am going to take care of him. But I am going to have to find out more about him so I can make fun of him. Maybe we'll raid his office with cameramen."

Luke hears that David Lace was thrown out of Atlanta for photographing underage girls. His real name is David Trotter. He got his studio run out of Cobb County in Atlanta.

Kid Vegas: "I quit working for John Bone after he screwed up my party. I got rid of my studio. I couldn't stay in the same building with him. He's a sick pervert and all he does is sit there and try to get girls in there and try to impress them by taking them out to lunch with Gene Ross so he can get a blowjob and f--- him when they get back. New girls in the business, John Bowen tries to get them to f--- him and suck his dick. And if he can't do it on his own, he tries to introduce them to people like Gene Ross, people who mean something... Have a magazine... Introduce them to whoever is close to them at the time, to say, see, look who I know... I can get you jobs and this and this...

"John Bowen does a three man operation with Mark Duel and David Story, his photographer. All of them do shipping, delivery and sales... It's a guarantee he should put on his box, delivered by John Bone himself!

"I would like to tell all my fans not to buy anything from Cream Entertainment. And stay away from drugs, I'll do them for you."

Luke talked to XXX about Michael Morrisson.

XXX: Yes, he was in jail for armed robbery. He punched out Lowell Smith at CES. Lowell don't want no part of Michael Morrisson. He's f---ing running his mouth. Michael is a very tough guy."

Luke: "Is Morrisson a homosexual?"

XXX: "Hell no. He's dated half the girls in the business including Stacey Valentine and J.R. Carrington..."

"Lowell would've been well served not to have shown up to CES. Lowell had made fun of his two key employees Steve and John. They are gay and live together monogamously. They're good guys. Lowell was running his mouth, said the wrong thing and pissed Michael off."

Mike South says: "Of all the companies I've dealt with in this business, Morrisson Distributing is one of the most honest. They pay their bills on time. They're people I like dealing with."

10PM Thursday

KIANNA BRADLEY S:    hey luke when u putting the interview w/ sam and jeff up?
Luzdedos1:    tomorrow probly
Luzdedos1:    transcribving is a lot of work
Luzdedos1:    :)
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    HIYA lUKE! iT'S pHYLLISHA -- tHESE GIRLS ARE GETTING YA PRETTY BUSY EH?

Luzdedos1:    yeah baby
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    KEEPING --OOPS
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    HEY ITS K B AGIN THANKS FOR ALL THE HELP
Luzdedos1:    ur welcome
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    are you still friends with Rob Spallone and Jim D?

Luzdedos1:    yes
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    Its P A I love those guys !!! I never get to see them any more, if you remember next time you talk to them please tell them hi and I'm on my way
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    inside joke he'll know
Luzdedos1:    ok
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    are you bored with all this stuff or is it still enteresting ? Wonder what theyll dig up on who next hehe
Luzdedos1:    hehehe
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I'm one that uselly tries very hard to stay out of this gossuuip circuit, but i guessed it bothered me what all jaz said. and the phone hang ups were getting reallyy old

KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I dont plane to add anymore, this is getting a little to outta hand for me. Even though if/when K B ever needs me she knows I'm there.
She's a good person, with a geood heart
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    we've only got the chance to meet a few times ah?

KIANNA BRADLEY S:    i know im boring KB went to potty break she'll be right back
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    are you quite, luke cuz you dont care for me very much or am i really that boring? hehe
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I've always heard nasty things about you. but so far you seem quite nice. Rumors are very interesting sometimes
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    i'm boring and you dont quite care for me....
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    ..smiles
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    Kb 's back
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    L U K E ???????????????
Luzdedos1:    yo
Luzdedos1:    i am on phone
Luzdedos1:    sorry
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    PHYLISHA SAID SHE THINKS YOU THINK SHE IBORING
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    SHE SAID GEE THANKS
Luzdedos1:    i am juggling 3 conversations
Luzdedos1:    i like pa,
Luzdedos1:    we've never had a chance to talk much, i would like to interview her
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    ORGY!!!!! LOVE PA
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    Earl came in and dragged KB away.......sniff...
Luzdedos1:    :)
Luzdedos1:    will you give me an interview sometime?
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    competition i suppose
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I'd love to Luke anytime
Luzdedos1:    cool, thanks, i will call you
Luzdedos1:    i will put you in my stars section
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    cool, Thank YOu
Luzdedos1:    :)
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    do i have to answer all your questions honestly or do i get to spice em up a little?

KIANNA BRADLEY S:    kidding
Luzdedos1:    what r u doing these days? dancing, f---ing?
anything you want, you have spunk. :)
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    you want me to anser now or later
Luzdedos1:    anything you want, I am your slave.
Luzdedos1:    I am going to put this talk on my website tonight
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    ooohhh now i could like that Luke! Careful!
Luzdedos1:    Tell me something controversial! :)
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I'm sighning with MARTY FORYER -- OFF BROADWAY! so I'll be featering reeal soon.
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    Yah!
Luzdedos1:    Groovy baby
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    Rob hooked me up with Bow from LgI, so my website should be up and runnig next week.
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I still do Movies I was running camera mostly now I play P.M. (prod. manager)
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I got fired from the Camera job. I suck> Oh well i tried!
Luzdedos1:    hmm, interesting
Luzdedos1:    do you still f---?
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    YYEESSS! of corse I do!
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    course
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I don't do a whole lot of movies anymore though
Luzdedos1:    Are you good?
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    At f---ing?
Luzdedos1:    yes
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    Only one way to find out...hehe
Luzdedos1:    LOL, I would not want to lose my journalistic integrity!
Luzdedos1:    I hear you can suck a pretty mean dick?
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    That's okay .. I'm in a realtionship, so if the camera isn't rolling I'm suppose to be good
Luzdedos1:    That's cool. Is that why you are easing off the movies?
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I like it that's why...everything about it
Luzdedos1:    like what?
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    I think honestly inside it is, otherwise I'm just ready to do something else ..
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    sucking a dick
KIANNA BRADLEY S:    .mean cock > as you but it

KIANNA BRADLEY S: I'm Lucky though my boyfriend is the business, so hes understanding, he has rules but no big ones, He is diffently the best!! I have a great room-mate(except they are fixing to buy a house) i don't believe ive got to many enemies .. so i suppose things with me are pretty good.

KIANNA BRADLEY S: Lets see maybe u should have this intervies when im more awake...But i let ya know a little now. I'm 27 yr old girl. I come from the middle of no where TX, but I lived in Pld. Or. for the past 6yrs. I was a virgin until I was almost 19. Before I starting this business I only had slept with 9 guys. Hit ten with a BANG! I figured i have alot of catching up to do. I started doing movies so I could feature. I've been in this business about a yr & half? Until recently I haven't been a relationship, but now I have a great relationship, with Alex Sanders. Hes big on respect and morals and I like that. Besides hes about as twisted and horny as I am! I believe in earths energy, if you wish hard enough it just might come true.

Here is a sneak peek at a few Kendra Jade images from the upcoming XXXgen Magazine issue hitting the stands in November.

Kendra Jade Kendra Kendra Kendra Kendra Kendra

Kianna's signature on an application to escort for Bianca Trump according to Trump

Polaroid of Kianna in her escort application, according to Trump

Tia (Mad Jack photo) Tia Tia

Jasmine St. Clair vs Earl Slate

Earl Slate phoned Wednesday evening.

Earl: "I just showed Jasmine's letter to Gene Ross. So Gene Ross can vouch for its validity. Let me read you what it says.

"Its title is "Admission of Guilt Statement from Jasmine St. Clair." Then it reads: This letter is to certify that I was caught without a doubt slandering and sabotaging the career of Earl Slate. I was caught redhanded calling several people in the industry while I used different names such as Allison, Jessica, Suzanne and others, stating that I was calling from different production companies telling people that Earl Slate had different STDs and that if anyone did work with him, they would not get hired by any other company. I did this as a result of my jealousy and the fact that I did not want Earl working with any other female settlement. I have agreed to a settlement with Earl for his lost wages that I was responsible for. $15,000 was paid to Earl Slate by me, Jasmine St. Clair, on 8/11/98 for damages and loss of wages as a result of my phone calls and negative statements. I also authorize Earl to fax this letter to all companies in the industry in the event that I continue to start to do this or have any part in any type of sabotage of his career again. This is an admission of my guilt. Signed Jasmine St. Clair.

"On the bottom of that, it was signed in front of a notary... On the second page is a photocopy of a check from her to me for $10,000...

"In addition to that, I no longer want to have any type of public comment... The advice of our lawyer... And Gene Ross is calling Rob [Black] to try to set up a wrestling match between Kianna and Jasmine because Kianna feels terribly disrespected and slandered..."

A call to Jasmine's voice mail Thursday evening resulted in 20 seconds of hard rock music from the band Crocus ("Screaming in the Night") with the repeated lyrics, "I'd die for you."

Jasmine phoned back at 8PM. I read her the first few sentences from the letter.

Jasmine interrupted me: "He took back the papers I signed for the loan [Jasmine says she loaned Earl $10,000]. I don't know if he doctored it. I don't know what I signed but I just signed whatever he gave me a long time ago. He actually gave me the pink slip to his jeep. I gave it back to him when he paid me back the money. If I were you, I'd just leave this whole thing alone. He's looking for some kind of publicity. Maybe at one time I did sign something like that but none of it is true, I can tell you that right now. Quite honestly, I have so many other things going on that I couldn't be concerned about this. We've just moved. I've got my husband to deal with now, I don't have time to deal with this. So Earl, get a life. Hopefully one day he will get sober. I did lend him $10,000 and he probably did doctor up that thing... And I don't care. He needs to move on and get a life."

A couple of minutes later, I got a phone call from Extreme Associates. I hear a man's voice. "Hi Luke, this is Jasmine's husband. I would like for Earl Slate to quit harassing her. It's getting out of hand and I am getting a little tired of it. If you could just relay that please."

Friday at 1PM, Luke took a call from Jasmine: "If Earl is concerned about his career being f---ed up, he has himself to thank for it. He used to go on sets drunk, he had a bad attitude, he did a transsexual movie which he announced on Howard Stern and publicly announced that he had a criminal record. I don't think that helps anyone, especially him."

With his face covered with shaving cream, Luke took a phone call around 6PM Thursday from Kianna and her friend Samantha, widely talked about in yesterday's update.

Samantha (in New York): "I can't even believe all this... I'm stuttering. This is ludicrous what Bianca Trump said. And if I find her, there's going to be no more Bianca Trump. I'm dead serious."

Kianna giggles in the background.

Sam: "Because she brought out my friends' name, my name and she turned it into a complete huge lie. Kianna told me to call you... What did she get out of writing this?"

Luke: "I don't know. Did you work escort for Bianca Trump?"

Samantha: "No."

Luke: "Did you ever work escort?"

Samantha: "Yes."

Luke: "Did Kianna ever work escort?"

Sam: "No."

Luke: "Were you guys ever roommates?"

Sam: "Yes, she was my roommate in my townhouse."

Luke: "Did you take over a townhouse from some guy called Manny who went to jail for drugs?"

Sam: "No. Manny was my boyfriend but I didn't take over any townhouse like that... In the fashion that she wrote everything, it was totally turned around."

Luke: "Did you ever date Mark who ran Angeliques?"

Sam: "Never. She was really good friends with him and so was I. Dating means sleeping with, from where I come from."

Luke: "So you didn't sleep with Mark?"

Sam: "No."

Luke: "Did your friend Manny go to jail for drugs?"

Sam: "No he didn't."

Luke: "Did he go to jail?"

Sam: "Yes he did but not for drugs though."

Luke: "Is Kianna married to someone else right now aside from Earl Slate?"

Sam: "No. Luke, do you know where I am calling you from? I am calling you from New York. First of all, that this girl Bianca Trump. She's a pathological liar. She lies about everything. She makes things up as she goes along. I don't know for what purpose."

Kianna: "How long have me and you been best friends Sam?"

Sam: "I'd say eight years now."

Kianna: "So she knows me better than anybody knows me."

Luke: "Samantha, does Kianna have drug problems?"

Sam: "No."

Kianna: "I used to help DARE (Drug Awareness and Resistance) children. My ex-boyfriend is a police officer. His name is Frank Cavaleno and he works in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Sam: "Do you have a drug problem? God, this is not to be believed."

Kianna: "And if you looked at Gene Ross's page today, the Alabama Sheriffs department called in and said that they hung out with me quite often and if I was anything like this chick said I was, that they wouldn't be allowed to hang out with me."

Luke: "Sam, do you have any good dirt on Kianna?"

Sam: "What? Huh? Do I have any what? That's not good humor in my book. This girl is totally blowing my mind. You should tell her that Samantha is looking for her and if she finds her, she is going to be very very sorry."

Kianna: "And that Samantha is coming to California."

Sam: "She is going to have a very big problem. We have something on Bianca Trump. She owes somebody $40,000."

Kianna: "Ooooh, yeah."

Sam: "If this rich man finds her, then you know what? I am not going to have to do anything to her because it already will be taken care of. She signed her name to an agreement to make a movie for him and put herself into it and then screwed him over for the money."

Kianna: "I can't remember his name. He was a good friend of mine. I was going to make a movie for him too. I lost my movie deal because of her. He's Chinese and lives in Jamaica."

Kianna: "About the townhouse, us breaking into it. We actually gave Manny's father all of his stuff back that the landlord was stealing. We are the one who put the police report out. And we busted him [landlord] because he stole my snake out of the townhouse. We said we'd drop everything if he'd bring my snake back and the dumb ass brought my snake to the police station."

Luke: "Did you guys live at Manny's townhouse?"

Sam: "Manny was my boyfriend. And I didn't really take it over but basically I lived there. You could say I took it over..."

Kianna: "Manny is getting out soon and will make a reply to this."

Sam: "He's getting out in October. And he didn't go in for drugs."

Luke: "What did he go in for?"

Sam: "When he does find out that she wrote that he went in for drugs..."

Kianna: "He's going to be looking for her... And Bobby Jo is very good friends with Manny and I don't think that she would appreciate her writing this about Manny."

Sam: "Manny went in for a parole violation."

Kianna: "She also wrote that I am a deadbeat mom. Tell him how spoiled my children are."

Sam: "Ok, I imagine you know all the designer names, Tommy Hilfiger... These kids, I don't want to be near them when they get older, because they are spoiled scoundrels."

Kianna: "And do they not love their mommy?"

Sam: "Absolutely."

Sound of children in the background. Sam speaks off the phone, "bring me the cigarettes, hon."

Kianna: "Mark hasn't talked to her [Bianca] since January."

Sam: "If he finds out where Bianca Trump lives, he's going to hire a private jet and jet his ass right in front of her. She's in big trouble. And she wants to talk about screwing over, ohmigod."

Kianna: "What about when Bianca Trump had those three guys beat up that guy and rob him."

Sam: "I used to be friends with her and she told me that it was true. She's a lying deceiving fat whore."

Kianna: "And Sam is the godmother of my daughter and she was with me the whole time I was pregnant. And I did not do drugs while I was pregnant nor drink."

Sam: "Absolutely not."

Kianna: "I was too scared to take even a sip of wine. I love children very much that is why I have so many. And I will have more. I'm trying to have one with Earl right now. I'm trying to talk him into it."

Sam: "Wait till I find her... Let me tell you..."

Kianna: "Sam is a bad ass bitch. Bianca ran away from me and Sam quite a few times."

Sam: "My whole family, ok, is here in New York..."

Kianna: "No, no, no, don't bring that into it."

Sam: "It is not wise to screw around with me."

Luke: "Are you Sicilian?"

Kianna: "Yes she is."

Sam: "Absolutely."

Kianna: "She is very very very well connected and her father is a very important man [inference is that he's in the Mafia]."

Sam: "It is wise for her to never ever ever bring me into her line of conversation, either out of her mouth or out of her ink."

Kianna: "And I'm his second daughter."

XXX: "Keep my name out of this. If Bianca Trump wants to announce that she runs an escort service, you might want to point out that that is pimping and pandering. Maybe that will shut her up."

Kianna: "She's a f---ing whore."

XXX: "My name is always off your page, please."

Kianna: "And you can put my name all over it if you want."

Sam: "It is not very healthy for her to put my name on there. Because I will get in touch with her Luke, and when I do, it is not going to be very healthy for her."

XXX: "The reason I said to keep my name off of it... His page, without saying anything bad, is like the gossip throughout the industry. This whole industry is one big sewer and everybody is always trying to s--- all over each other and Luke's the lucky guy who gets to hear it all."

Bianca Trump: "Tell XXX that I pimped his f---ing wife."

Sam: "I understand but everything that Kianna and I told Luke is true."

Kianna: "She keeps saying that I dated the manager of Tens. Luke, please inform her who the Sharks are and who I was dating in Florida."

Sam: "You don't want to go there. Let's put it this way, if he sees his name, he is really going to tell her."

Kianna: "And what if he sees that I was dating someone else, from Tens, while I was dating him?"

Sam: "Oh my gosh."

Kianna: "The Sharks is a gang in Florida and it is an offspring from a big biker group and from the Mafia. And they are very big in Florida."

Sam: "Very big."

Kianna: "Extremely big and anybody from South Florida knows who they are. I have his tattoo on my left ankle. And all the guys from the group's tattoo is on their left arm. I was the first girl to get the tattoo. And I was dating him through this whole thing that Bianca says was going on.

"He, Kevin Trotter, worked at Internet Video Group. And I did not have to steal anything because I rode around in limos every night. And I had a new outfit every night and I was very well taken care of by him and he loved me very much and probably still does. And it is just going to freak him out to hear her saying that I dated some guy from Tens. That would be very insulting to him."

Luke: "How long were you and Kevin together?"

Kianna: "About a year. Unfortunately, Sam, I didn't tell you. But Rusty hung himself in prison."

Sam: "What? You're kidding me."

Kianna: "They all get federal investigations because of what happened New Years Eve... We all got into a big fight. They got into a fight with a Metro Dade police officer who did not identify himself. And the Metro Dade police officer is now brain damaged."

Sam: "What? They gave Rusty a long time?"

Kianna: "Yeah, and he hung himself in prison. And the Sharks are no longer a participating group anymore. Rusty was the president of the Sharks. He was Kevin Trotter's best friend. Kevin was Vice President. Kevin is in Florida. He also runs an escort service. He's doing very well. He used to run the Miami International Airport. He's a very intelligent man. He's got several degrees. He's 37 years old. He's got a lot going for him. And he's just going to flip when he hears all this s--- going on about me. And needless to say, Alexandra is his daughter. And does she not look exactly like Kevin?"

Sam: "Oh yeah."

Luke: "What sort of tattoo do you have on your ankle?"

Kianna: "I have a shark with tribal around it on my left ankle with his initials on it. I was engaged to Kevin. All the girls in Florida who were dating Sharks had to get tattoos because everywhere we went, we were known. They had to know where we were. If I wanted to go out with Samantha, Kevin would hire a limo so that he would know where we were at all times. He would never have anything to do with anybody doing drugs. And anybody in the group who caught me doing drugs would call me immediately and I would probably be removed from the club and I would not be allowed back in."

Kianna: "I think Kevin is dating Kim, his girlfriend before me...

"I lived in Orlando while I was pregant... I was secretary to Michael J. Peters while his secretary Carol was out of town. Other than that, Sam has been my roommate for six years. We lived in Hoboken, New Jersey, Manhattan and Fort Lauderdale."

Kianna then phoned back. "This is Jeff Sporkin, who worked for Michael J. Peters for rmany years, and he manages Solid Gold in North Miami."

Sporkin proceeded to say that Kianna was drug free and a great girl. Then Angel phoned. He said he worked for the Hoboken Police Department in New Jersey and was best friends with Kianna's boyfriend who was also on the force. Angel also spoke well of Kianna.

Luke talked to Bianca Trump around 10AM Friday.

Bianca: "I am going to fax you her application and polaroid."

Luke: It came through and it looks like Kianna Bradley filled out an application to do escort work for Bianca Trump.

Bianca: "I called Video Excitement and they are going to dig up all the back issues where I advertised her and Mark advertised her [for escort work]. So that's bulls---.

"Samantha's looking for me? I've lived in the same f---ing house since either one of them knew me. My phone number is the same. My email address is the same. She can go suck a f---ing dick. They make me sick. I didn't even say anything bad about Samantha but I obviously struck a f---ing chord when I said that all that s--- disappeared from Manny's house.

"And if Samantha's saying that she was not f---ing Mark, that's a f---ing lie. Whether or not he'd admit to f---ing one of the girls who works for him is doubtful, but she's full of s---. And in fact, some dirt on her, she up and disappeared and went back to New York about that time, because she got pregnant and she didn't know whether it was Manny's baby or Mark's baby. And Mark and Manny coughed up the money together and paid for her f---ing abortion. Then she took her little sorry ass back to New York because then neither one of them wanted anything to do with her. That's how they found out about each other.

"The only thing she was doing with Mark was f---ing. He was married for Christ's sake. What else are you getting out of him? Nothing but a f--- and your rent paid. And free privileges to walk around the f---ing office with your nose stuck up in the air. And an abortion.

"Somebody gave me $40,000 to make a movie for them? Wow, that must be nice. Considering that we get $155 for a personal masturbation video. Someone will pay me $40K? Get a grip.

"The only people I owe money to are hospital bills.

"I know that she was involved in taking that money from Tens... I will get to the bottom of that one...

"I have her application right here...to do escort work. Because I have to file taxes on them... When they do credit card calls. Because I have to process those cards. I am not paying their f---ing fees and taxes... Cash is under the table obviously."

Luke: I looked at the application that Bianca sent. Three pages. Top: "Applicatoin For Independent Free Agent." It lists Kianna's real name as K---- P---- and her social security number and her address as 1251 N.E. 108 St., Apt. 119, Miami, 33161. Her phone, 305-893-2083. Her last place of employment, Bever Hills Talent Mng (four years). Her measurements, 36D-24-35. Dated November 30, 1996.

The application states: In order to express certain minimum standards of the agency, the following activities are prohibited: Prostitution, Lewdness, Lascivious Acts, use of controlled substances or drugs.

Rules and Regulations

Professional escorting is serious business and should be treated as such. This service has an established mode of operation with outlined rules and regulations, which is designed to protect you to the extent that we are able to give by guidelines that will help you to function.

Be charming and friendly. Be a good listener. Discuss general topics, but not your own personal life, nor inquire about clients. Do not mention personal friends or the names of other clients. You never know who your next date may be.

You are not allowed to give a client your personal phone number or address. Use the company numbers only. Under no condition should you become involved with a client outside of a given assignment. Any infringement of this rule means an immediate termination. All assignments are strictly business. We are not a dating service and we do not provide meaningful relationships.

Decline any offer of drugs. You are not allowed to use drugs or any controlled substances in this service. Drink in moderation. Do not overstay for any reason. Leave as soon as your time is up.

Luke: "Do you know for sure that Kianna did drugs?"

Bianca: "I know for positive that Kianna did drugs. How do I prove it? Pull out her f---ing hair and have it tested. She was known for having drug problems. She was a f---ing junkie, a cokehead, a party girl..."

Bianca put me in touch with another person working in the escort business who said that Kianna had worked as an escort and used drugs.

Bianca: "I will call my lawyer. Manny used my attorney. And my attorney had to deal with Manny's father about all this stuff being stolen...

"Go to Mark's site and you will find her pictures from having escorted for him... www.angeliquesesc.com. I used to do that site so I know that she's in it. I scanned the f---ing chromes myself."

Luke checked out the site and found that it offered the sexual services of Alex Dane. Kianna has her own site at www.kiannaonline.com.

Bianca: "They're trying to blow off that robbery at Tens as though I am crazy... Whoever it was that was working there, nobody is talking about him. For all I know, the guy is in a river somewhere with a rock tied to his leg. You know how they handle s--- down here at strip clubs? The many f---ing bottles that I walked out with each night with corks in them illegally. They don't do nothing legally.

"Samantha and Kianna threatened Bobby Jo... Samantha is 5'6" and barely 100 pounds. Bobby is a 5'11 former runway model who's put on a lot of weight. I wouldn't f--- with her. They were threatening to do all kinds of s--- to Bobby. That they would tell the police that she was selling Manny's drugs for him while he was in jail.

"Samantha ain't Sicilian. She's white. No Mafia don is going to allow his daughter to whore herself. If my dad was in the Mafia, he'd have something better for me to do, or nothing for me to do, then have me out f---ing pimping and prostituting and getting abortions.

Trump: "The Sharks are a group of amateur boxers. Many of them work in strip clubs. They're not Mafia. Just regular white guys. I always see them down at the Fort Lauderdale beach during the day. They do amateur boxing shows and the proceeds go to charities."

Luke: "You're Sicilian. Are you in the Mafia?"

Bianca: "Yes I am Sicilian but I am not tied to any Mafia.

"I did run an escort service. And I was licensed for it. And it is legal in Florida. And I do make the girls sign a contract that says they won't prostitute, so I think that null and voids any pimping charges. Kianna says she doesn't know me and then she says I am a fat f---ing whore. And if I am a whore, hello, look in mirror. And tell XXX that I pimped his f---ing wife, how does he like that?

"Manny went in for parole violations? That's bulls---. He did violate his parole by selling drugs again. It's not like this isn't a part of public f---ing record."

Marty Foyer, Janine Lindemulder's manager agent, phoned Luke Friday morning. He talked about what nice and beautiful girls Janine, Kianna and Bianca Trump all were and that he had never known a dancer to take drugs and that he puts no stock in hearsay. Uncle Marty said he received about 60 phone calls from club owners on Thursday when they heard that Janine was quitting.

Curated X?

Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd.: Dian Hanson, Leg Show magazine’s bodaciously bosomed, cellulite-stippled editorial icon, appeared in a leggy portrait by German fetish-fashion photog Helmut Newton that ran in Variety, dated September 20-26---a full-page plug for 76-year-old Newton’s latest and biggest skin-drenched collection yet: “SUMO,” 460 pages of stylish sleaze and sleazy stylishness price-tagged at a scrotum-tightening $1500. The increasingly visible Dian Hanson, who was romantically involved with underground cartoonist Robert Crumb---and was interviewed on-camera in the eponymously titled documentary “Crumb”---can also be seen and heard at length in the more recent film “Rest in Pieces,” a disquieting portrait of apocalyptic artist and former Screw illustrator Joe Coleman, with whom Hanson was also intimately involved. Shtupwardly mobile Hanson continues to work the day shift at Mavety Media, the lower Broadway porno factory also known for gay publications including the anatomically emphatic Inches.

Slime Capsule

Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd.: Forty-second Street, that once-shimmering street of shame known as The Deuce, will be the site this Saturday nite of a quixotic, and possibly fun, attempt to summon the ghost of yesteryear’s tenderloin... in an art event entitled “Make 42nd Street Dirty Again.” A confab of artists and sex workers promises installations and presentations celebrating the now-Disneyfied thoroughfare’s vanished culture of commercial carnality. Only this week, New York’s Republican mayor threatened to defund the Brooklyn Museum because of an upcoming exhibit featuring controversial, scatalogical works by bad-boy Brit artists Damien Hirst and Chris Ofilli. How will Gotham’s smut-busting administration react to Saturday nite’s attempt to “Make 42nd Street Dirty Again”? Find out on September 25, 9 p.m.- 2 a.m., 111 West 42nd between Sixth and Seventh Avenues. Five bucks.

Luke Too Many Jews

Shivon Tuoni at Larry Flynt Publications writes Luke: Are there too many Jews on porn? As far as I can tell, there’s just one too many—and, truth be told, that person isn’t even a real Jew. Know who I’m talking about? It’s you, you pathetic excuse for a human being. So do yourself a favor and take your girlie little pistol ( a real man would choose a Glock 9mm. or a Colt .45 and not the pathetic snubnose .38 you’ve chosen), load the chamber, stick the barrel in your mouth or up your ass (two orifices which I’m sure have received other long, hard objects) and pull the f---in’ trigger. With any luck, you’ll be dead by morning.

Anonymous writes: Dear Mr. Ford: There are a few themes which appear repeatedly on your web page that I'd like to comment on.

1. You are preoccupied with Jewish pornographers who have sex with the actresses. You, yourself, do exactly the same thing. Specifically, you have sex with the actresses when they make themselves available to you. How are you any different from the people you excoriate on your web page? The only difference seems to be that you get on a soap box and tell people you abhor pornography. Yet your conduct is not different, in any meaningful way, from those whom you criticize. Is that not so? [Luke: True.]

2. You allege that Jews dominate the pornography industry. Even if this were true, there can't be more than 200 pornographers out of a Jewish U.S. population of 5,000,000. Thus, your reporting creates a twisted image of a people.

I receive newsletters from the Southern Poverty Law Foundation. Their newsletters track racist neo-nazi groups, and describe the racist propaganda published by these groups. They encourage wackos who then go out and shoot up Jewish community centers and the like. Why do you do their propagandizing work for them? Don't you think that's a tad bit irresponsible?

One could argue that Jews dominate certain fields, for example, comedy (e.g. Charlie Chaplain, the Three Stooges, Henny Youngman, the Marx Brothers, Woodie Allen, Seinfeld, Mel Brooks, Milton Berle, etc.) Are we an ethnic group of stand-up comics? Are we an ethnic group of physicists (Einstein, Curie, Bohr, Feynman, Teller)? Classical musicians (Itzhak Perlman, Isaac Stern, Philip Glass, Leonard Bernstein, etc.)? What a bizarre picture of an ethnic group you could paint. You paint an unfair, dangerous and irresponsible picture, sir.

Luke Threeways Kendra, NJG

I set up Kendra Jade with Nice Jewish Girl over the phone Wednesday night.

NJG: "I don't want him and I don't think you do. The last person who said something mean about you was that girl Cocksocket. And I said, no, Kendra is ok.

"I'm feeling glorious because the other secretary wasn't a major bitch to me today..."

Luke: "I used to work temp in offices before I became big and famous."

NJG: "You make the same money as me. And I don't have to deal with porno."

Luke: "Now make your nice apology to Kendra and then say what a scumbag I am, for the way I use and abuse women."

NJG: "She will agree with me. We will gang up."

Luke: "Oh, I will love that. I will bend over and take it up the ass."

NJG: "Oh, you will. We're going to have strap-ons."

Luke: "I'm such a queen. I'm the dish queen. f--- me harder and deeper."

NJG: "I will baby. You know I always do. Nobody f---s you over like I do."

Luke: "I'm such a little queer I deserve it. I'm the biggest pansy in Los Angeles. I just want to get f---ed. Walk all over me and treat me like the bitch I am. I'm a little Diva. I want to be like you."

I dial Kendra.

Kendra: "Hold on. Wait until I get to the bottom of the hill. I'm breaking up."

Luke: "Ok, are you bottoming out now? Oh baby."

Kendra: "Hold on, I can't f---ing hear you man."

NJG: "Kendra, I just want to apologize. I am so sorry."

Kendra: "It's cool. I just don't get it. Everytime... Every f---ing time I look at his site somebody has some kind of bad thing to say about me. And I just don't get it."

NJG: "I was talking to his latest ho Cocksocket... I don't think you're a bad person... I like people who everybody hates... So if everybody hates you, that's cool with me."

Kendra's cell phone breaks up. We call back.

NJG: "If you look back at my last conversation with that girl who calls herself Cocksocket..."

Kendra: "Who the f--- is that cunt?"

NJG: "I wish I had straight hair. You're lucky."

Kendra: "I don't get it. Every single f---ing time man somebody has something bad to say... I don't go out of my way to hurt people."

NJG: "I know. It's Luke's fault. Because Luke reels chicks in and lies and says he wants to get married to you..."

Kendra: "Who? Luke wants to marry me?"

Luke: "Yeah."

NJG: "He says that to any chick, to me, to Cocksocket..."

Kendra: "What's your problem man?"

NJG: "That's his hook. That's how he reels them in. He wants to get married... And then you find out that he's dealing with five million other chicks... He's saying all this stuff and you really get hurt and you lash out at the other chicks, when it is really all Luke's fault. I apologize totally."

Kendra: "All the time I say Luke, what the f---? Everytime they get mad, they say Kendra is this and Kendra is that... I don't go out of my way to be bitchy to anybody except Jasmine St. Clair..."

NJG: "What is with that?"

Kendra: "She is a cunt."

NJG: "Why can't you guys get along like you and I?"

Kendra: "Because she's a psychopath... I hate her because her big mouth gets her into trouble all the time..."

NJG: "She has really intense boundaries. Don't f--- with me. Just ignore her. I kinda respect her because she's so strong."

Kendra: "You've got the exact opposite take on her to what she really is. She's an insecure little child who is so afraid of everybody that she needs to put them down so that she can feel better about herself. She can't have friends. She's very insecure and competitive."

NJG: "I don't like girls who can't have girl friends."

Kendra: "I never did growing up because I always got along better with guys."

NJG: "Guys were just smarmy. They would eat my food at my mother's house. They would come on to my mother."

Kendra: "That sounds like my mother."

NJG: "They would try to f--- my mother. They would try to f--- me."

Kendra: "Is your mother hot? Watch out, Luke might try it."

NJG: "Luke would die for my mother."

Luke: "I would."

Kendra: "Luke is sick in the head."

NJG: "That is an established fact."

Kendra: "I am about to walk into my tanning place... I will call you back in an hour. Luke, you better answer your f---ing phone."

Luke: "Ok Kendra sweetheart. Think of me when you are in the tanning salon. You know I only think of you."

Five minutes later, Kendra phones back.

NJG: "I thought you were tanning? Oh, you're calling from the tanning..."

Kendra: "Yeah, I'm in the bed."

Luke: "What are you wearing?"

NJG: "Don't tell him Kendra. You don't have to indulge him. What does he do for us?"

Kendra: "Not a thing."

NJG: "Except cause s---. He's a s--- disturber."

Luke: "I just try to smooth over differences and uplift people. Are you naked Kendra?"

Kendra: "No."

Luke: "What are you wearing?"

Kendra: "None of your business."

NJG: "She's wearing a clown suit. It's big and silver with big puffy pink things."

Luke: "That's not very erotic. Do you girls mind if I jerk off while we do this?"

Kendra: "Yes. Luke, do you have mental problems? What happened to you?"

NJG: "I don't know. His life wasn't even as hard as mine."

Kendra: "I think he was raped and abused and beaten and locked in the closet for months."

NJG: "Kendra, it was because he was cute. You know the whole cute guy equals psycho?"

Kendra: "I see nice looking people with ugly people... I was telling Luke earlier that there are too many Jewish people. I feel that way about ugly people too."

NJG: "I totally agree."

Kendra: "Ever notice how the ugliest people make the cutest children?"

Luke: "Kendra and I make a cute couple."

Kendra: "No we don't."

NJG: "Luke, Kendra and I agree that we would be hard pressed to think of anyone who would make a cute couple with you. It's because of your mental state. And you know? He isn't that cute. He's cute in pictures but in real life he's not that cute. He pretends to be pathetic... He uses it as a chick magnet."

Kendra: "Girls like to save guys... A maternal instinct. We want to take care of our man."

Luke: "I just want someone to love me..."

NJG: "We're going to play a viollin for you Luke..."

Luke: "Can I jerk off while you do it?"

Kendra: "No. Luke says he hates porn. He doesn't. He makes it his life. His total existence. He's obsessed. Luke, are you one of the stalker guys?"

Luke: "I'm like the preacher in Crimes of Passion who was stalking Kathleen Turner, a hooker..."

NJG: "Kendra, it was before your time."

Kendra: "Luke's getting grey hairs..."

Luke: "Only since I met you."

Kendra: "What about me?"

Luke:"I worry about you. I don't want you doing other guys. It was when you went to the Bunny Ranch that I started sprouting grey hairs."

Kendra: "No, you were masturbating every day thinking about it."

Luke: "Yeah, I was. I only want someone to love me and blow me."

BrandyAlx1: If I can find a guy that can give me my fantasy library I'd marry him and give him a blowjob every night... right after I finish these few pages.

Lynne L-patin Dave Hardman Drama

Lynne writes: Lynne L-patin, producer for Casino Productions, says that shooting on her Dave Hardman movie finally wrapped today, with Dave's participation in some informal interviewing over a few games of pool.

Lynne says, "I have one more interview to shoot sometime in the next week with Dave's sister and fellow porn performer, Darcy McDaniels. Darcy, a great big girl also known as Mistress Mercy when she's in her dominant mood, has made several adult movies and done some mainstream plus-size modeling. At this point our next goal is to be in and out of editing as quickly as possible. This movie, which will go out as a Dianna Roth Production, is untitled as of yet. Lynne, Diana's alter ego, is starting to think about marketing, so don't be surprised if something unusual happens, like making the unexpurgated explicit version of this tape available only on davehardman.com. I'll keep you posted.

By the way, Dianna Roth performed at Dr. Susan Block's Foot Fetish Salon II, and there should be some photos on Dr. Block's site. Anyone interested in shoes, feet, and coming on feet might want to check it out.

Luke: So did Dave f--- you today?

Lynne: No, but it wasn't part of this movie. He played pool and we asked him some questions. And we did a fake cum shot against a piece of paneling.

I got out of the car and sat down on the ground, as small as I could get, like a dog, and I apologized. I never never ever meant to hurt you.

He said something very astute. He said, you're the one who's smart, with a big IQ... And I'm stupid. And you can take anything I say and you can twist it around and you can use it against me. I have no defenses against that.

And I said, yeah, you're right. That's true. I have to curb my tongue. That's not fair fighting. That's like one person fighting with boxing gloves and the other not.

He said, I want to be healthy. I don't want to do anymore drugs. I want to be clean. I want to be healthy. He drinks green stuff out of a jar. I've f---ed up my life this far, now I just want to make money. That is what is important to me. Not a relationship, just green stuff with pictures of guys like Ben Franklin on it.

I said, Dave, that is important to me too. The whole idea is to take your big cock and my big brain and make lots of green stuff.

So I said, do I have your permission to make lots of money for you? He said, yeah, you can do that.

I give Gene [Ross] the factual part, the money, the move, the ladeeda stuff, and your part ends up the emotional part. Because you seem to understand. You look at yourself.

My heart feels better. My anxiety feels better. My sense of betrayal is easing.

Howard the Dyke?

Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd.: Howard Stern was a lesbian--in a former life! According to getting.it.com’s cyber-gossip Melissa T., the shock-and-schlock jock was diagnosed as a former “lesbian madam for a pharoh’s harem” by recent Howard Stern show guest Bruce Goldberg, author of ten books on past lives: “... Stern's fascination with lesbians can be attributed to his former profession; unlike the rest of the male population, whose fascination with lesbians can be attributed to the increased breast count in lesbian sex.” No word yet on whether Goldberg’s hypothesis also explains Stern’s clit-sized penis.

Anagrams for Luke Carey Ford: O Rarely f---ed. De Royal f---er. Lucky or feared. OK declare fury.

NJG: "You are so contradictory. Sometimes you'll say, you're not the Jewish girl of my dreams. And then you scare me half to death by saying, I love you, like you mean it. I'm going to have a panic attack right here. I can say I mean it to you but I am not sure that you can you mean it to me. Because if you ever really meant it, we would be in trouble. We're like Sid and Nancy or Glen Campbell and Tanya Tucker..."