Thursday, September 23rd, 1999

Bianca Trump vs. Kianna Bradley

Luke spoke to Bianca Trump at 11PM Wednesday night. In exchange for her giving me the dish on Kianna Bradley, the wife of Earl Slate, I have to publicize that she wants to do Julian, the contract boy for Vivid and VCA.

Bianca: "You're going to laugh... I know more about that girl than I know about myself. She's a f---ing scumbag Luke."

Luke: "What's a scumbag doing in this business?"

Bianca: "Worse than scumbag..."

Luke: "I've talked to her a few times and she seemed nice. She said that she worked for Michael J. Peters for nine years."

Kianna strongly defends herself against all of Bianca Trump's accusations. Her rebuttals are below.

Bianca: "She used to live here. But she's only 23. How could she work for him for nine years? I will tell you her date of birth. 5/10/74. [Kianna confirms this birth date.]"

Luke: "She started young."

Bianca: "It's a bulls--- story. She's from northern Florida, either Tampa or Orlando. She's married, so her marriage to Earl Slate isn't worth the paper it's written on. And she has three kids. She's a deadbeat mom and has a warrant out for her arrest for being a deabeat mom and not paying child support. One of the kids lives with the baby's father, the guy she's still married to, around Orlando... She had one kid with her husband and left him... She had another kid and dumped that kid off on her mother... She was down here stripping here at Miami Gold which isn't even a Michael J. Peters club...

"She started working for me. She was referred to me a long time ago by Randy West. She did a couple of movies for him. She worked for me as an escort. She f---ed me out of money and disappeared.

"When a girl collects from a client, they collect all the money. Then they have to drop off a percentage of that money. She didn't do that one day, she just disappeared. But there are only six or seven services here and we all know each other. I dated one of the owners of one of the services for a long time and the other is my old business partner for my website, www.biancatrump.com, the one I had a big falling out with... He's another service. I know everybody. I put the word out that she's a deadbeat.

"She went to work for my partner Mark a couple of days later. I knew from the clients that she is what we call in this business a party girl. She f---ing snorts coke because they request girls like that..."

Luke: "Why do they request girls like that?"

Trump: "Because they're partying... Those people do coke and they're all f---ed up and they don't want to be there all f---ing high by themselves... Also, they have ulterior motives... They get the girls f---ed up, and instead of paying them for multiple hours, they offer them drugs to stay... Don't tell... Scumb bag s--- typical of an escort ring. It is bound to happen.

"So she went to work with Mark. Mark did not tell her that he knew that she owed me money. So the first time she went out on a credit card call and she brought back the credit card number, he told her that she wasn't getting paid for it. He was paying me. And she was like, oh, I was going to go back there, bubababababa.

"Those girls have a schedule. They are supposed to work so many nights a week. That way people can call back and ask for them... But she would work one night and disappear two days, get f---ed up, whatever...

Trump: "Mark (Angeliques), my old partner, was dating one of the call girls who worked for him, named Samantha. Now Samantha got thrown out of her apartment. So she went to one of the phone girls Bobbi Jo. Her good friend Manny had gone to jail for selling drugs. Samantha told Bobbi she was looking for a place to stay, so Manny said, she can stay at my house and pay my bills. That way he didn't lose his apartment.

"Actually, he lost it. He's been in federal prison for a long time. He used my lawyer. He got f---ed.

"So Samantha moved in there and about a month or two later, Samantha let Kianna move in there. She had nowhere to go. She let her move in there. So, the story goes, and nobody really knows what happened, and nobody knows the truth, but... Manny's father was there somewhat later to pick up some of the valuables and put them in storage... It was a fully furnished townhouse.

Trump: "When he went over there, the electricity had been shut off, the phone had been shut off, nothing had been paid... The dog was dead outside. There was s--- all over the house on the white tiled floor and in the grout... There was s--- everywhere and most of his furnishings were white. And anything of any value was gone. So his father got the landlord to come over and lock the place up while he filed a police report...

"They show up after the police and get into a big old argument with him. They say they don't know what happened to the stuff... So they both up and disappear... At this point, Kitty [Kianna] was dating some guy who was managing a club called Tens on Oakland and Federal, across from Pure Platinum. Samantha took off and returned to New York. The police were looking for them and calling all over. They actually called Mark because they knew he was dating her [Samantha]... Nothing came of that. I don't know if there are active warrants for that or if the DA didn't do anything about that...

"Kianna disappeared, owing Mark money. About $2500. We, Mark and I, went down to Tens a couple of times. We like to hang out at Strip Clubs and party and s---. And nobody there said they knew anything about her... Then four months down the line, Mark gets a call from Kianna. She's in either Orlando or Tampa, and she's going to jail for back child support. And she wanted to borrow money from him. He told her she was out of her f---ing mind. And that she still owed him money...

"Do you know Marty Foyer (Off Broadway)? He books Blondage. He says that Kianna was dancing at Tens. She was pregnant again. They let her dance until she started showing... The owners of the club threw her out one night because they found her in the VIP Room mega pregnant, five or six months pregnant, doing f---ing lines and drinking. So they kicked her out. That night, I guess she came back with her boyfriend, when the manager was closing down, and they stole $20,000 out of the safe and left. I guess they had it all on camera. I don't know if they pursued that legally or illegally. I'm going to guess it is a strip club, they might've done that a little illegally.

"From what they understood, they didn't know if it was the boyfriend's baby. She was definitely keeping it. That's the last anybody heard from her... About a year ago...

"All the clubs heard about it... All the clubs called around and said, if this guy comes looking for a manager's position, don't hire him, he's a thief. I've heard that he was back in the area after rehab... But he wasn't with her.

"Then she shows up in California. I called Bobbi who called Samantha in New York, the girl who used to hang out with her, but Samantha wasn't too down on telling her any of her personal business. But she asked her [Sam] if she [Kianna] was still married to that guy and she [Sam] said yeah. She's a f---ing scumbag. And there's third baby somewhere..."

Kianna Bradley Slate contradicts most of Trump's assertions. Bradley Slate told : “I don’t know who she [Trump] is. I lived in Ft. Lauderdale, but I don’t know who Bianca Trump is. I never did any escorting. I did work at a Club called Tens. I’m very welcome in Florida. I have a lot of friends in Florida. I worked for Michael J. Peters for a long, long time. Many years. I did work as a model for Xcitement Magazine. I was captain of their modeling team. And at one point I was in every ad in 1997. People would buy my pictures from them and advertise them on escort pages. I remember I once showed up on a 900 ad that said, ‘Hi, my name is Sandy, let me suck your dick.’ There was one escort ad that I was on. It was two-pages. I yelled at Bob [Newman] for having me on there. That was a little too much. People were going to think I was an escort. They took it off the next month. But they’re really good guys there.”

Bob Newman of Xcitement Magazine told : “I’m pretty well-tuned to what’s going on down here, and I haven’t heard any of this. Kianna’s pictures have appeared in escort ads, but that’s way back when we shot portfolios. I speak highly of her, and she’s a very fine girl. She’s okay and a lot of people love her. I would hold judgment on this.”

Kianna: "The guy [Dennis] who owns Tens is a good friend of mine... I never dated the manager there. My mother does not have custody of my children because she has Multiple Sclerosis and she's dying. I dated a guy who managed Crazy Horse and he was a shark. I have four kids."

Luke: "She says you're a deadbeat mom."

Kianna: "I have custody of all my children. I have never done escort work.

"I talked to Bianca Trump's former partner Mark. I did do ads for him. He said that he hasn't talked to her since January and that she owes him $10,000 and that she took him to court for a website that she has that is his. He doesn't know where she is and that he thinks all this is silly.

"I was married five years ago but I got a divorce three years ago. I don't do drugs. I don't do cocaine. I've never been a big cocaine user. I was a law enforcement officer. If anybody wants to do my background check, they should call the SLED agency in South Carolina and find out that I am SLED certified. SLED is the law enforcement division that certifies you before you become a law enforcement officer."

Luke: "How could you have worked for Michael J. Peters for nine years, you must've started while you were underage?"

Kianna: "I did. I was 17 years old."

Luke: "Did you and the manager at Tens steal $20,000?"

Kianna: "No. The owner at Tens is a good friend of mine. I never dated a manager at Club Tens. When I was in Florida, I dated Kevin Trotter, who had nothing to do with Club Ten. He worked for IVG - Internet Video Group. It amazes me how everyone she says is a friend of mine.

"I can't give you my mother's phone number but I could put you on threeway with me to let you listen how she doesn't have my children and she is very sick."

Luke: "I'd feel bad doing that. I'll take your word for that."

Kianna: "Ok. But put on, if she says anything else about my mother, I am going to be very pissed off because she is dying anytime now and I don't appreciate her bringing my mother into this. I'm picking up my daughter next week [ten month old] and my kids [three boys, 8, 7, 6 yo] are in school in Florida."

Kianna then did a threeway with Bill Martin, a manager at the Solid Gold strip club in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

Bill: "Peter Warren, from Detroit, Michigan, owns Club Tens and I've worked for him there the past two years... Kianna worked as a feature dancer. She never stole anything from the club. She was one of our best workers. And I couldn't believe it when she told me that someone had accused her of stealing $20,000 from the club."

Luke: "Did she date a manager at Tens?"

Bill: "Not that I know of."

Luke: "Did Kianna get thrown out of the VIP Room for doing lines of cocaine?"

Bill: "Not that I have ever heard of. And I was the manager there the whole time..."

Kianna: "I was the baby of that club."

Bill: "She was an excellent work and did a lot of things for us and there was never any doubt of her doing anything like that at all. Nothing stolen, nothing even mentioned. I would've been the first one to know about it if there was ever money missing or stolen from the club."

Kianna: "I never brought drugs there."

Luke: "Did she do escort work?"

Bill: "Not that I know of. She worked for us as a feature. She was a good girl and the owner liked her and still does. There were never any problems or complaints..."

Luke: "Did Kianna have drug problems?"

Bill: "Not that I was aware of."

Kianna: "And Bill, remember when I was pregnant, did I do any drinking or did I sit at the front door and take money?"

Bill: "Exactly, she was front door for us at that time."

Bianca Trump says about Kianna: "She's a drug addict and we all know that Earl is not the most sober person in the world. I experienced that personally in Las Vegas [at CES] with that f---ing Teri Starr and her husband [John West]. We were all in the motel room before the [AVN] awards. They were all in there getting f---ed up. And the next morning, all this s--- was happening with the makeup artist and Terri was crying because she and her husband had fought all night about who was going to f--- her sister first. They're all a bunch of f---ing sicko nuts.

"Do you know the beautiful black girl with the big boobs who does makeup for Annabolic? She posed for Playboy. Her husband is the white guy who runs that big gay line.

"That Saturday [at CES] when we came back from signing, we all had to get changed before going to the awards. And we had to get our hair and makeup redone... And Teri Starr and her husband's room was directly across the hall. I was in the other wing of the Rio. And Earl was there and he brought his s--- from Vince's [Vouyer] room. That was the night Vince was having a big party."

Earl Slate says he was not with Teri Star and John West at CES and was not drinking straight vodka. Earl spent his whole time with Jasmine St. Clair and the Extreme Associates crew.

"They [Terri Star, John West] were all f---ing partying. Slurpee sized cups of straight f---ing Vodka. I've been known to be a f---ing lush and get stupid drunk but at least I've consumed 20 mixed cocktails. I can not take credit for being able to down even a shot of vodka without throwing up.

'This is how pathetic they are. They called downstairs to see if they could even get liquor because the rooms they were in were not as not nice as mine and they had no minibars or nothing. I'm sure Chris [Malibu, Annabolic owner] did that intentionally. They had called downstairs to see if room service could bring up drinks. They wanted a Fifth... Room service quoted them $40 and they didn't like that... So John West went off on a mission to God knows where and came back with this Fifth of Vodka and they were just drinking it straight out of these plastic cups.

"Then in the morning, Teri Starr was all f---ed up. She was a mess. She was a crying and there was nothing the makeup artist could do. She'd been up all night. She was telling me and the makeup artist that she had been up all night... Because her sister lives there in Las Vegas.

"She says, 'you guys are going to think I'm weird...But I was up all night arguing...' Because somebody f---ed her sister first. And they were arguing about who got to f--- her first."

Luke: "Teri Starr said she had sex with her sister?"

Trump: "Yeah, she said she had been doing that for years. I told everybody in PST the next day... She even said, 'you guys think I'm sick, don't you?' And me and the makeup artist are both, yeah. You said that beforehand, that we're going to think you're weird, so you obviously know what our response is going to be. She said she'd been doing that for years. They're all real twisted.

"I guess misery loves company. Earl couldn't have ended up with a better woman. I don't know Jasmine. I've never met her. I don't know if she's a nut job... But I can guarantee you that anything that comes out of Kianna's mouth is not the truth. How long did they know each other before they got married?"

Luke: "Two weeks."

Bianca: "What the f--- is that? You can't be sober and make a decision like that. I don't care."

Hirsch Loses Weekly Blowjob

Vivid pornographer Stevie Hirsch kept a stiff upper lip on today, as he commented to on the retirement of his star Janine: "We support Janine in any decision she makes."

Luke has no evidence that Steve gets regular blowjobs from Janine, but somehow this handsome successful sphinxlike pornographer always seems deserving of abuse. So let's be honest. Half the people reading about Janine's retirement, and then reading Hirsch's comment, are going to wonder if the horny gold chain-wearing little Jew will deeply miss his mythical weekly suckoff from tall nice Christian girl Janine.

Which makes Luke wonder, will constant Los Angeles Jewish porners ravishing of innocent Christian girls cause the United Nations to tilt against Israel?

If Juli Ashton retired tomorrow, however, would people wonder about how Russ Hampshire would feel about losing a mythical blowjob. Why? Because while both Hirsch and Hampshire have been big players, Hirsch has played within his company while Russ has not. The Hirsches have long used their porn kingdom as a sexual candyland and Hampshire has not.

Not that Luke F-rd has anything against using porn girls for meaningless sex. Luke does it all the time. What else do you do with them? Take them to synagogue?

Janine, who's covered with tattoos, says she'd like to teach kindergarten. Time for fans everywhere to get in touch with their inner child.

Jews and Porn: The Goyim Will Never Find Out

Chaim Amalek writes: Luke: Will the constant ravaging of Christian girls by swarthy, often diseased, middle aged Jewish atheists turn public opinion against die Juden? Ask yourself - did the disproportionate role played by Jews (Boesky, Milliken, Levine, etc.) in the great Wall Street scams of the 80's turn the hearts of the goyim against the Jews? NO! And why not? Easy - because Jews have control over the very media that might otherwise have drawn attention to the disproportionate presence of Jews among the guilty. (CBS, Viacom, Disney, ABC, New York Times, Wall Street Journal, Washington Post, Time Warner - all headed by Jews, all disproportionately staffed by Jews). Also, Jews are smart enough, with enough group cohesion, to know that it would be a bad thing for the goyim to learn the ethnic identity of those involved. For this reason discussions of porners (and I often wish I was one - blow jobs on the job? Where do I sign up!) seldom mention that these malefactors are disproportionately Jewish, just as Jewish criminal gangs from the old USSR are usually referred to as "Russian" instead of Jewish.

Of course, maybe it is for the best that the goyim don't know. Suppose they knew - what good would come of it? Would other Jews, 99.9% of whom are not remotely involved such activity, move to exert pressure on their benighted brethren to change their ways and return to god? Maybe, but so what? Even if they did act, it would have little effect. Most Jewish criminals and sleazoids are secular and just do not give a s---. So nothing good would come of it, and quite possibly a lot that is very bad.

Luke, you know that individual Jews used their influence to get the Romans to kill Jesus Christ (believed by hundreds of millions of people to be their personal lord and savior), invented communism, Freudian philosophy, created havoc in the middle east through their meddling, and are responsible, through the actions of a few Jews, for much of the social decay in the west (as Hitler himself noted and you presently observe) as well as most bad television. Why then do you continue seek acceptance as a Jew? Why not go Mormon (Mormon chicks are REALLY hot, if somewhat clueless), or catholic or Wiccan or Scientologist?

PS - If you were a producer of porn, and chose to suffer the social marginalization that that entailed, wouldn't you seek compensation by getting laid with the paid help? (Actually, I may have described your present position in life.) The moral problem of making porn is making porn, and not in then treating women who copulate for money as though they were prostitutes. After all, aren't they?

PPS - Not that there is anything wrong with being a prostitute. In fact, I would legalize it, subject to proper regulation regarding zoning and public health.

PPPS - Have you yet located any disease-free porn chicks that you can fix me up with for a "date"? I promise we will only discuss Chomsky on our first date.

Sin City Sodomy

Shay Sweet turned 21 years of age today and was taken out to lunch by her coworkers at Sin City. Last week Shay's boyfriend, Jeff at KBeech, found out that Shay had started doing guys again on camera. She'd told him that she was only doing girls. Jeff couldn't handle the change and they broke up.

Shay and her ex-boyfriend Chuck Martino are talking again.

Now that Shay is 21 years of age, she can legally drink, which of course she could not do before because it might lead to immoral consequences.

Sin City contract girl Linda Thoren flies in to Los Angeles Friday to celebrate her 22nd birthday. She'll stay with her Swiss buddy Nic Cramer, who begins a new film for Pleasure Productions Thursday.

Note: Luke fabricated much of the following.

Shocking revelations now follow about how Luke F-rd's scathing story last week almost ended the Australian's homosexual love affair with David Sturman, a passionate relationship that began when both Luke and David were incarcerated for peddling obscenity, and how, in the dark nights of federal prison during 1994-95, the two live Jews turned to each other for comfort and love.

Sometimes, on the weekends, Mark Snyder (of Sin City Video) would join us. We'd hold hands and sing Hebrew lullabies, welcoming the Sabbath angels.

During those dark years behind prison walls, when Luke's Chronic Fatigue Syndrome would act up, he'd crawl in bed and into David's tender arms.

Sturman would read passages from the Torah in perfect Hebrew just for me. David, if you are reading this, please know that my love for you knows no limits. Make me your bitch. I need it bad.

Then we left prison and went our separate ways. David returned to his loving wife and family. He got really busy with GVA West and ProfitPak and Sin City Video... I had classes and auditions and temp jobs... We hardly talked.

I began researching porno and all the keen insights that David had given me in prison about raw male nature came flooding back. And with the rise of the internet, my sweetie and I began to communicate again (usually in Pornchat Monday nights, #6667, MIRC at irc.eskimo.com, #pornchat).

David invited me to his Michael Raven shoot last Thursday. He's got a really cool shooting studio and an accomplished director, but I found myself most interested in Sin City's hot and heavy office politics.

Sturman's hired a spitfire of a marketing director, the groovy buxom babe Nikki Fritz at Nikki Fritz.com. If I wasn't such a man of holiness, I'd lust for this girl. She's got a steady boyfriend of eight years however.

One tough chick, Nikki Fritz More Nikki Nikki

David adores Nikki even more than me but I'm not jealous. May the best queen win. She runs marketing for his many operations and he stands behind her just like he once backed me up in prison.

Anyway, my speculations about Sin City's office politics caused grievous harm and upset to the otherwise tranquil office (hee hee). It was like another holocaust. Luke F-rd had blown through like the Einzatsgruppen and left devastation in his wake. And the Sin City folks had been nothing but kind and good to me.

Who the hell invited me? Not Sin City PR man Leif Rock. No one had invited me but David Sturman and he hadn't even invited me specifically. Just spiritually. I believed that David, vacationing with family in Hawaii, would've been glad that I graced his company with my presence.

Sin City: "Well, we don't want him here anymore."

Sin City staff gathered around the computer last Friday to read the Gospel of Luke. They didn't appreciate my sense of humor though a couple of persons recognized that company owner David Sturman would get a kick out of it. Which he did.

Paul Fishbein writes: "I don't know who's the biggest Jewish queen of dish. Me, Luke F-rd or David Sturman?"

Leif Rock however was furious with the article because it described his hair as white. So look for an increasingly yellow tinge to his mop in the weeks ahead.

Luke: I walked into a hornets nest. It's not like I walked into a gentle Catholic environment. It was a bunch of volatile Jews.

I love sending Nikki Fritz.com some hits. I'll give her some hits, yessiree...

David: She's a tough chick. And she's got a great rack. But boy did she get into a big screaming match with Devon Saphire on Thursday. She kicked him out of her office and slammed the door. One tough chick.

Devon went to Eric Price and Michael Raven who took Nikki aside and asked her to lighten up.

XXX: Nikki's a moron. She doesn't know what she's doing. She sold David some pitch that he fell for but he doesn't know what she's doing. He doesn't have a clue. And it's obvious she doesn't either. David doesn't have to work with her, so he doesn't know. He can just dream about her tits.

Mark Snyder's wife J--- hails from Montreal and speaks French, in addition to being as cute as a button. Leif Rock also speaks French but he's kinda homely.

Luke: What's Chuck Martino doing at Sin City every day?

David: I don't know. I keep getting conflicting reports. Some people here say that David wants him out but others say that he has a great relationship with David, and they talk all the time, kinda like best girlfriends in eighth grade. They have an independent contractors agreement though I think Chuck would like to return to Sin City in some official capacity. He doesn't want the responsibility of heading production.

One of these days I am going to have to come down to Chatsworth, and if I can't bring messianic peace to my chaotic office, I'll have to clean house.

Las Vegas Hilton Denies Pimping Girls To Charles Barkley

An executive with the Las Vegas Hilton denies that he and his multi-billion dollar company pimp girls to black basketball star Charles Barkley.

Overall, Luke concludes that the Las Vegas Hilton is a lousy place to procure illicit sex or to shoot porno. Pornographers and fornicators should shun the place.

Barkley is very pissed off about this story, according to his rep, and his attorneys are on standbye. Full story below.

Lowell Smith Says Castano Takes It Up The Ass

I've heard gossip about strip club agent Lowell Smith, the former husband of porn star Bunny Bleu. Smith, not to be confused with Lucky Smith, used to manage Tera Heart, Farrah, and Tabitha Stevens.

"Tera...Farrah...Tabitha... were girls that I booked, but they were not exclusively with me," said Lowell Wednesday morning by phone. He's been booking strippers since 1983.

Luke: "I heard that you had a fight with Charley Frey at CES."

Smith: "Absolutely not. Charley Frey does not even talk to me. He wouldn't even come near me..."

Luke: "I heard that he punched you."

Smith: "That's because the person who told you, who undoubtedly was Johnny Castano, wouldn't know his ass from his elbow. It was Michael Morrison who owns a string of adult bookstores in Atlanta called Nine and a Half Weeks, who amongst other things, happens to be a trained boxer. He owns boxing gyms.

"Yes he knocked me out. He cold cocked me... I was walking down the aisle with a friend of mine and the next thing I know, they're scraping me off the floor. I didn't even see him. I could knock Mike Tyson out if he was just walking down the street with one of his friends and I jumped out of the alleyway and hit him square. Especially if I was a trained boxer."

Luke: "Did he get arrested?"

Lowell: "It was absolutely amazing. I tried to file a police report. I told them exactly where he was. I knew the hotel... And they wouldn't arrest him... They said, you have to come down and file a separate police report, even though I was filing one at the hospital... They took me there for precautionary measures. And they would not arrest him. They were going to wait until he left town and then they were going to give him a citation to appear in court... And if he didn't come, they were going to issue a bench warrant... They absolutely refused to arrest him, based on my complaint, while he was still in Las Vegas.

"I called him up and invited him, any time he wanted a rematch, to try actually facing me... And try that."

Luke: "I heard that you charged $30,000 worth of stuff on Bunny Bleu's credit cards?"

Smith: "Another Johnny Castano thing... The truth is, Bunny and I are very good friends. I want it understood that I will never say anything bad about her. She would be the first to admit that every credit card we had was in my name. She had no primary credit cards..."

Luke: "Are you pimping porno girls to high rollers staying at the Hilton?"

Smith: "Absolutely not. I don't pimp period. That's another Johnny Castano thing... The first thing he does when any girl comes to shoot a magazine layout, is first he tries to get them to pee in his mouth and then he tries to get them to turn tricks with people he knows at the casinos. He was the one who even suggested that idea to me. I had no concept... I wasn't even thinking of doing that kind of thing in Las Vegas and still have not actually done it... He even introduced me to a casino host who worked at the Rio who did it..."

Luke: "What's the deal with Johnny Castano and you?"

Smith: "Johnny Castano... I try to have a little sympathy for him because he's a very bitter old man who hates everybody and thinks that everybody has screwed him and that he's deserving of more than he's got... He's a person who's spent his whole life trying to wreak havoc on other people and he has nothing going for himself and he's just jealous of anyone else's success because he feels that it is due him and not anyone else.

"I tried to be friendly with him for a while because I felt sorry for him... He's in terrible physical shape. He's had many heart attacks... And with his personality, I can see that he's never going to get along with anybody. People enjoy screwing him if they possibly can because he's an asshole. It gets to the point where you can feel sorry for somebody just so much, and you say, if you want to be an asshole, fine. I'm not going to support your desire to be an asshole."

Luke: "I hear that you are a convicted felon?"

Smith: "That's true. Do you also know that Johnny Castano, along with Reb, was arrested for using a girl under the age of 18 in an X-rated movie? [Charges were later dismissed.] I may be a convicted felon but what I was convicted for was nothing compared to that.

"The technical charge was conspiracy to counterfeit even though the U.S. Government acknowledged that the first time I ever saw any counterfeit money in my life was when I was in the courtroom, on the evidence tray. I'm still befuddled after all these years how I could be convicted of something when the principle product, meaning counterfeit money, they agree I never even saw until I was in the courtroom."

Lowell Smith lived with Bunny Bleu for seven years and they were married for one year.

Luke: "I hear that you do not own either a car or a computer?"

Smith: "True. I've never been a fan of driving. I grew up in New York City where a car is a liability more than an asset. It is also true that I don't own a computer even though my brother's profession is as a trouble shooter computer expert for companies like Smith Barney and Metropolitan Life."

Luke: "Who are you booking these days?"

Smith: "Ashlyn Gere, Victoria Paris, Farrah, Lisa Ann, Midori, Heather Hunter, Nikki Sinn..."

Luke: "Is it true that you take 20% of their fees instead of the customary 12%?"

Smith: "Wow, I would really like that idea. This is another Johnny Castano deal because the last time I spoke to him, when we had our big blowout, he wanted me to book Kelly Jean, one of the girls he'd been pimping for years to the casinos... Because she had flaked on so many jobs, I wanted 15% from her. My customary percentage is 12%, the industry standard (other than the superstars who pay only 10%)... I had the nerve, according to Castano, to ask for 15% from Kelly Jean because she was a complete flake and brand new and I had to do everything for her. So he chastized me for that. So I said, wait a second. You're getting on me for trying to charge a flake 3% more than the average industry girl and you pay a girl $100 and you get $1500-$2000 from the magazine? Who's gouging a girl more?

"And he said, yeah, well, I was trained for seven years and I'm a professional... I said, yeah, I just fell out of bed yesterday and decided to start booking girls..."

Luke: "Is the strip club industry dominated by the Mafia?"

Smith: "I'd say a far less percentage, if it is dominated at all, than the adult video distributorship which, as far as I can tell, is all Mafia."

Luke: "What's your relationship with Charley Frey like?"

Smith: "We absolutely hate each other... It's more than a professional deal. I don't think the word 'professional' would apply in any respect to Charley Frey... He's just a lowlife piece of s---. He knows that I feel that way. He called up a club I was booking in Las Vegas, because he was trying to get in there, and the club owner told me that he said the most unbelievably foul obscene and of course untrue things about me he possibly could... And it made us both laugh... The club owner would just call me and tell me everything he said... Whenever Charley Frey had the chance to verbally confront me in person, he'd back off. He never said a word to me. He knows better. Unless he has some big goon bodyguard with him, which he needs all the time because he pisses people off, he's a little chicken."

Luke: "Are there any booking agents you respect?"

Smith: "The Lee Network people... The owner Tony will tell you that I helped him out tremendously while he was still a Canadian agent by allowing him to book people that I was booking at the time, like Ginger Lynn, in Canada. There was another agency Bryan Entertainment that had a stranglehold on the market as far as booking American porn stars in the clubs.

"And Frank Bane from Continental... Eleanor from Universal... It's not a matter that I hate all other agents."

Luke: "Did you have an affair with Sophia Stacks?"

Smith: "I had a very good friendship with Sophia Stacks... I don't feel comfortable talking about that..."

Krash writes: "I remember that Lowell Smith, back around 1990, was a fixture in and about Show World's Triple Treat Theatre, where Bunny Bleu feature-danced on occasion. Smith was tight at the time with longtime porn impresario and veteran Times Square content-provider Ron Martin. Also on the scene was Rob Abner, who owned "Stripper" magazine--as well as publications devoted to pets of the four-legged kind--which had some degree of presence in Gotham's then-booming live-peep and topless-bar industry.

"Smith's primary racket seemed to be trafficking talent to the widely known Centerfold Stars stripper-to-go agency. I actually traveled in a limo one night in 1989 with Centerfold Stars founder Chris Lundquist, Lowell Smith, Bunny Bleu, and heavy-metal club personality Thommy Gunn to a Queens Boulevard metal club where Gunn had booked Bleu and other porners to do a monumentally explicit strip show--the kind that would be unthinkable in today's anti-porn climate--as a metal band skronked in the background. Later it was said that Lowell Smith and Centerfold Stars' Lunquist had traded blows in a violent dust-up. Smith disappeared from the New York scene soon thereafter."

Johnny Castano phoned around noon: "I heard that he [Smith] used to walk around with lipstick and pantyhose when he was still in prison."

Lowell Smith: "It goes to show you how ridiculous he's becoming because I was incarcerated at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas which is considered to be one of the country club white collar prisons without any fences or shelves... And one of the stipulations of being in that prison is that if you have any hint of homosexual activity whatsoever, you are immediately shipped to a normal prison. That's one of the provisions of being there. You can not be homosexual. You can not dress in anything but prison-issue uniforms. The whole concept is so absurd..."

Luke: "I remember when David Sturman and I were shacked up at that prison, we had to stay very in the closet or they would've torn us apart like Romeo and Juliet."

Castano: "You don't know how this guy lives... $3 comps... He lives out of the 7-11... He's always looking for a free meal... I couldn't even take him anymore."

Lowell Smith: "That is the most ridiculous thing that I've ever heard...A $3 comp? The terms are self contradictory. A comp is a free meal given to somebody by a casino. So how could it be a $3 comp?"

Luke: "Are you always looking for a free meal?"

Smith: "The only time I ever ate with Johnny Castano, he begged me to go to Balis with him where his buddy Tony Monteleone supposedly owed him a comp, and all he did was complain through the whole thing that I didn't eat enough because it was free... And that considering what he had done for Tony with girls, instead of being in the coffee shop, it should've been at the steak house or the really good restaurants..."

Castano: "Bunny Bleu says that the only way Lowell would get her a job at Wild Jay's is if she stayed at his place and slept with him. He made her stay at his f---ing place and sleep with him... Long after they got a divorce. Bunny wants nothing to do with him... She fought him all night and she did not have sex with him. And he never booked her again. The guy is still in love with her and he can't believe that she left him. Hahahaha."

Lowell Smith: "Bunny Bleu said? Bunny Bleu has not spoken to Johnny Castano since she was 19 years old and has no intention of speaking to Johnny Castano under any circumstances... She warned me the first time I brought his name up to stay away from him and have nothing to do with him... He doesn't want her to start on him...

"Haven't you come to the conclusion that Johnny comes up with unbelievable s---? It's so ridiculous and so far from the truth... Bunny and I have a very good relationship and she was very happy when she came here. I am not going to comment on whether we had sex or not... I'm not going to tell you who I've had sex with in the 17 years of this business either... Honestly, she feels better towards me now than when we were married... We have an excellent relationship where everything is cool with everybody..."

Castano: "I don't have girls pee in my mouth... It's just an expression I use... That girl is so cute she could pee in my mouth...

"Photographers make good money when they shoot a layout ($2000 plus...). But I went to f---ing photography school for three years... I said that as a joke. When you see a good looking girl, a lot of guys will say, I'd eat her out of her s---. So I'll say, I liked her so much, I let her pee in my mouth...

"Ask him why he's not got a license and is not paying any tax if he's such a big f---ing agent? I'm surprised the parole board let him do this kind of work... Who's s---ting who, man? What do all these agents do with girls?"

Luke: "Pimp them out?"

Johnny: "You're f---ing right. I introduced him to a friend of mine who was a host at the Rio for a comp... And then he [Smith] tried to make a deal with the guy [for pimping]...but it didn't work out."

Luke talked to Lowell Smith at 3:30PM.

Smith: "I have a Nevada state business license which I would be happy to show anyone... I pay taxes quarterly to the state of Nevada..."

Luke: "What sort of license do you need to be a dance agent?"

Smith: "You don't need a license to be an agent... But in Las Vegas you need a business license... And even that's under dispute... First Amendment attorneys have said that if you work from your home...that it is not required unless you are in a commercial location. Be that as it may, I did not want to argue that point...

"Since 1995 when I got out of prison, I have had a state of Nevada business license. It was required by the federal probation board for me to be able to have my own business to show them a copy of my business license for them to allow me to do my business. This guy is so far off, it's a joke... I pay a business tax quarterly... As far as federal, I can produce my returns for the last ten years...

"Parole is an incorrect term. In the federal system, since 1993, the correct term is probation. He doesn't even know his terms. Since 1996, I've been completely free of any federal restrictions... I am under no more restrictions by the federal government than you are...

Lowell Smith: "Let's get to an actual story regarding his friend at the Rio about three years ago... I suppose he's told you about his friendship with Alexandre Quinn? I introduced him to Alexandria Quinn because he bugged me at one of the CES that he needed to shoot her... He was absolutely obsessed with her... He tried to get her to live at his house. For a while he was successful. He took her to the Rio to do a prostitution job through this guy [casino host] at the Rio with another well known porno star... She came back from the party downstairs, being sick to her stomach... She threw up in the middle of the Rio... She claimed that they had given her something at the party which made her stomach upset and he had to carry her out of the Rio back to his truck...

Luke: "Why did Michael Morrison punch you?"

Lowell: "I'm not sure since he would never actually say anything to me... I can only assume that he felt there was something that I said about him that he didn't particularly like. I used to do business with him and I probably mentioned the fact that most everybody who works for him is gay and that he also hangs them out with socially... Therefore we can draw the inference that he's gay. That, plus the fact that he was in prison for ten years for armed robbery... We all have an idea... We're not talking about a country club prison where I was... We're talking about a hardcore prison with murderers and things... And as a young good-looking boy, you can draw the inference. And I guess he did not particularly care for that..."

Luke: "I don't understand why he would take offence to that."

Smith: "He's such a scumbag that I don't take it back... My only response to Michael Morrison is that if he would only attempt to be a man and face me, we will have a rematch..."

Luke: "Have you ever gotten into a fist fight with anyone else?"

Smith: "No, I don't think so... And this wasn't really a fist fight. The funny thing was Luke, that I saw him earlier that day at the CES Show and I tried to say hello to him because I was hoping to be able to talk to him and maybe do some business again. I know that he heard me but he just ignored me, which is typical of him, and walked away. So if he had something that he wanted to confront me with, a real man would've done it at that point. But no, he waited to jump out from a whole bunch of people...

"I didn't even know it was him... I didn't know what happened to me until somebody told me...

"By the way, Johnny Castano... I just got a call from the Las Vegas Hilton. Because I am friendly with some of the people over there, not for the reason that Castano said... I have never pimped a girl to anyone, let alone the Hilton... We have talked about the idea of me bringing club owners there who are big gamblers, who may prefer other hotels like Caesars, and in return for that they might give me certain privileges like casino rates for friends of mine... They read your story. We're talking about a guy who's a very high up casino host...

"And they understand that there is a story going on your site tomorrow that Charles Barkley takes girls from the Las Vegas Hilton. They said that Charles Barkley will definitely sue bigtime if that story... I'm just telling you... I understand that they've already spoken to you..."

Luke: "Right."

Smith: "I told them that the source of the original story mentioning me [procuring girls] and the Las Vegas Hilton was Johnny Castano... And I also told them that I know who probably leaked it to him because I certainly never told him that I have anything to do with the Hilton... It had to be Tony Montaleone, a casino host who happens to be working for the Hilton who's friends with Johnny. And they are on this right now and there are people who are going to have extreme unhappy times tonight and Castano is definitely going to be one of them. The Las Vegas Hilton is not a corporation that you do that with. And if you can't substantiate what you put on a website which can be seen by millions of people, then you better expect to be sued. This is Park Place Entertainment, they're a multi-billion dollar corporation.

"I am not saying this in anyway towards you but I let them know that Castano was the source of the original story and they are going to be after him like flies on rice... He has gotten himself into a world of trouble.

"You should talk to executive casino host Douglas Stewart. He's there right now. He's on this right now. I told him about Tony Montaleone who works under him... I told him, Doug, the only person who even knows Castano who would say anything about any relationship that you and I would have, myself included, would have to be Tony Montaleone... I can't think of anyone else that Castano even speaks to... They're checking it out right now because it is a big deal for them.

"I know that he and Castano for years... Of course, Castano, like everybody, one minute he loves him and one minute he hates him and wants to kill him... In they're on again off again affair, I'm sure Tony passed a lot of information on to him and Johnny the other way around... Ever since the days of Kelly Jean, they've been working together on girls for whichever casino Tony has been working for...

"This was a big mistake. There are limits to what you can put in print and limits to what you can put on the internet... And this went way beyond the limit...considering the fact that we're not talking about an individual in the porno business who probably would not want to take this to court... It would cost a lot of money. With Park Place Entertainment, that is not even a consideration... Their image, like anybody else in the casino business let alone the biggest company in the casino business, is the most important thing they have going for them and they will defend it, even if it takes millions of dollars.

"I'm sure that you can come to some sort of understanding with them and it won't be a problem, but as far as Castano is concerned, he won't be able to. I don't think he'd even know how to talk to them."

Luke: "I'm interested how the Hilton found out about the Charles Barkley and the girls..."

Smith: "I didn't even know about it. They told me. I hear that it is going to be posted tomorrow on Luke F-rd's website. And I assure you that Charles Barkley will absolutely sue... A man who makes $15 million a year has plenty of money for lawyers."

Luke: "That blows me away that they found out about that."

Smith: "Me too, because I thought he was calling about the other thing. He didn't even know about that until I told him. I suppose that when you're a multi-billion dollar company, you have pretty good sources.

"This is 100% true and I challenge him to deny it... He claims not to be homosexual but he insists that he absolutely loves getting f---ed in the ass... And that he used to do that with Marc Wallice and Tom Byron... And he once said to me, you kidding, you've never been f---ed in the ass. You don't know how good it feels."

Have you ever been f---ed in the ass? Give Luke the Scoop.

Luke to Lowell: "Have you ever been f---ed in the ass? You don't know how good it feels."

Lowell: "Never..."

Luke: "Have you ever sucked a dick? You don't know how good it feels."

Lowell: "Never... I am the least homosexual person you'll find... I'm not anti-homosexual because I believe in live and let live... But I am unhomosexual to the point where there is nothing remotely attractive with any homosexual activity..."

Smith: "I got him a job in the summer of 1997 shooting the Michael Morrisson company party they threw at a nightclub in Atlanta... I was doing business with the company so they already had sent me a plane ticket to come down there... But they needed photographers and, they didn't know who he was, but I got Johnny a job... They didn't pay him but they let him shoot whatever he wanted and sell it, and they paid for his airfare and hotel...

"When he was already speaking to some of the employees of Michael Morrison's company, he realized by talking to them over the phone, that they were very gay... That was when he started telling me he loved to get f---ed in the ass...

"When we went down to Atlanta and he first John Frey, one of Michael's key employees who handled bookings, and realized that he was as gay as he sounded on the phone, and was proud of that, and he liked the way John looked, he said, do you think John will f--- me in the ass?

"Johnny's perversions are well documented... He doesn't hide them. The owner threw him out... He was walking around to all my girls and asking them to pee in his mouth... And Rick Bagley, publisher of French Kiss... Douglas Stewart said that the information about the Charles Barkley story, originally it was told to him that Rick Bagley gave you the story. And I said, Rick would never do that. Johnny doesn't like Rick, so it sounds like another Johnny Castano deal... But Rick has testimonials from a number of girls that he knows very well that Johnny, not only does he want girls to pee in his mouth, he wants them to s--- all over him. It's the old story. If you live in a glass house, don't throw stones. If he hadn't started up with me, we wouldn't be having this conversation. But he started it, so what am I going to do?

"I have no desire to humiliate him, but if he wants to print up obvious lies about me... I think you'll find that most people, most of the girls, have good things to say about me..."

Johnny Castano phoned at 4:30PM: "Let me tell you about Lowell Smith. He is such a bigshot... What a snake... Why did he have to call the police on Morrison? Why couldn't he take care of it in other ways? And Morrison, who smacked him, is too big for him [Smith] to f--- around with, man. I'm surprised you don't know anything about him. He's got more money than God. That shows you what a snake Lowell is. He goes to the police... Then he goes to the hospital... Trying to make some more money. Always trying to get somebody for some more money."

Luke talked to Douglas Stewart, executive casino host at the Las Vegas Hilton.

Stewart: "Thank you for returning my call. I heard you're going to run tomorrow a story about us procuring girls for Charles Barkley..."

Luke: "I heard that you guys were running some sort of prostitution operation."

Stewart: "That is totally false. Hilton corporation worldwide and Charles Barkley have the best attorneys on this planet... They're very pissed off. Charles Barkley is the last person to ever ever pay for women. Women come to him. He doesn't have to pay for anything. This is totally false. Whoever gave you the information is trying to ruin you as a service. Because Hilton Corporation, we have a lot of power..."

Luke: "Well, I heard that you were providing Charles Barkley with hookers?"

Stewart: "Charles Barkley? Please... You would be totally slandering..."

Luke: "I was also told that a Tony Montaleone was running hookers?"

Stewart: "I don't know about Tony Montaleone running any type of service but I just heard from another source that he was invovled in supplying information... But as far as myself, Charles Barkley or any other high end celebrities, none of them pay for those type of services."

Luke: "Would someone get fired if a concierge or anyone..."

Stewart: "Definitely. Anytime you mention an executive host's name even similar to something like this, yes, he would lose his job."

Luke: "Has anyone lost their job like this at the Hilton in the last year or two?"

Stewart: "No. The Hilton is extremely strict. They don't get involved in anything like that."

Luke: "Didn't Larry Flynt win a million dollars at the Hilton?"

Stewart: "Larry Flynt hasn't been here in a year. Tony Montaleone, whose name keeps coming up, and I don't understand why my name came up also? Why?"

Luke: "Do you know a Johnny Castano?"

Stewart: "I don't know him and I've never met him. I just heard his name through John Grey. Do you have dealings with John Grey [magazine publisher]?"

Luke: "Not really. I know of him. I met him once."

Stewart: "All I'm letting you know is that Mr. Barkley is extremely pissed off... And you're doing yourself a disservice on airing that."

Luke: "Do you have a contact number for someone who handles his publicity?"

Stewart: "I handle Charles Barkley."

Luke: "You are his man at the Hilton."

Stewart: "I am his executive. For gaming only. For about two-and-a-half years..."

Luke: "You've never seen him procuring prostitutes?"

Stewart: "A guy of his stature, or someone like Brad Pitt, these people don't have to pay for that type of service. They don't need it. It comes to them anyway. It's not like they are involved in anything like that whatsoever... It's degrading. Charles Barkley has never done anything like that at the Las Vegas Hilton."

Luke: "Ok, thank you very much sir."

Stewart: "How about the story tomorrow?"

Luke: "I'll have to go back to my sources and find out what is going on."

Stewart: "Please do and know that his attorneys are on standby."

Luke: "Right, thanks."

HOUSTON, Posted July 31, 1998 -- (AP) A woman filed a $3 million lawsuit against Charles Barkley on Friday, accusing him of throwing her against a restaurant wall last year after she complained he was smoking in a nonsmoking area.

Anna Adams said she had also complained that the Houston Rockets star was taking chairs from the table she was sitting at with her husband and guests at Regine's restaurant in Houston in April 1997. Adams claims that Barkley grabbed her and threw her against a wall when she attempted to leave, causing severe bruising on her neck and shoulders. She said her husband tried to come to her aid and he also was assaulted.

The lawsuit is just the latest complaint against Barkley. In June, he was fined and ordered to make community service visits to two children's programs to settle charges that he threw a man through a window at an Orlando, Fla., bar last October.

In August 1997, a jury rejected a $550,000 lawsuit from a man who claimed Barkley beat him up at a Cleveland nightclub. And Barkley and fellow NBA player Jayson Williams were accused of being in a bar fight in Chicago in 1992. Charges were dropped. Also in 1992, Barkley was acquitted of misdemeanor battery charges brought by a man who said the player broke his nose outside a Milwaukee bar.

XXX tells Luke: "You must have a f---ing hardon on this. This is the first I've heard of Charles Barkley's name... I know you don't give a f--- who sues you. I bet the Hilton will seriously pursue Castano. The stuff Lowell tells you is true. Johnny is a bitter motherf---er. He does like to get f---ed in the ass. A girl told me that she squatted over him and pissed in his mouth. He's a supreme f---ing pervert. He brags about f---ing guys in the ass and getting f---ed in the ass. He thinks everybody is a bisexual. You should see this guy, he looks like a little troll. He's about 5'4", hunched over, rotund... A cartoon caricature. All he wants to do is name drop and what he's done for everybody... I find it funny. I knew you would be loving this s---. A f---ing Luke F-rd exclusive."

Becca Five writes : “Hey, Gene, You've been writing this gossip a lot longer than I've been reading it, but have you noticed that it all runs on the same theme? Someone will accuse someone else of being a low down, drugged up, herpes carryin', no show alcoholic skank, and the accused is always as naive and innocent as a hayseed. "Why golly, gosh, gee whiz, no, Gene, I have no idea why they're spreading all those lies about me. I love everyone in the industry." Insert smiley face here. "By the way, have you heard the good news? The Pope called--I'm up for canonization!" “Do you have a basic grasp on who's lying and who isn't, or are you too busy giggling your ass off to care?! Becca Five.”

Gene sez: “Yeah, I’m f---in’ laughin’ all the way to the bank.”

 

Luke Threeways Kendra Jade, NJG

Kendra: I ain't doing jack s---. Just getting ready for the East Coast Video Show [in Atlantic City, Oct. 5-8].

Luke: "Wouldn't that be romantic if I came along with you?"

Kendra: "No. You tell Kianna that I will be there with bells on. You should go."

Luke: "I can't. It's the Sabbath."

Kendra: "All that Jewish stuff..."

Luke: "Do you think there are too many Jews in porno?"

Kendra: "Are there Jews in porno?"

Luke: "There are tons, Stevie Hirsch, Paul Fishbein..."

Kendra: "I think there are too many Jews period..."

Laughter...

Luke: "Why do you say that?"

Kendra: "I don't know. I'm just being a smart ass. Are you Jewish?"

Luke: "Yeah."

Kendra: "That makes too many."

Luke: "Do you think Hitler was wrong?"

Kendra: "No... I probably would've dated him. My horrible taste in men."

Luke: "You like me."

Kendra: "Point taken. No, I don't mind Jews. They just have too many holidays and stuff. I would be a Jew if it meant I could get presents eight days in a row at Christmas. But it is too much of a hassle to convert. I like going out on the weekends."

Luke: "Don't you want to settle down with me baby and make babies?"

Kendra: "No."

Luke: "Let me get Nice Jewish Girl on the phone."

We get her answer machine.

Kendra: "Yeah, I want to know why she is so f---ing catty to me, man? She doesn't even know me."

Luke: "She's jealous that you've touched a part of me that she never could."

Kendra: "I highly doubt it. We all have our regrets... Seriously, listen, call Luke back and he's going to beep me on the phone and you are going to tell me why you are always saying such mean s--- about me and you don't know me. If you know me and you want to call me a bitch, that is totally f---ing cool... But you don't, so you're wrong."

Kendra: "I don't think Luke is half the stuff he pretends to be."

NJG: "Oh no, he's totally not."

Luke: "What do I pretend to be that I am not?"

NJG: "Pathetic, just want love. No girls love you, yadayada..."

Kendra: "I think he puts on a different face for every single person that he is in the room with... Like in this business, us girls obviously we put on a different face in front of our fans... We have our own secrets and skeletons in the closet. Luke is the same way. He puts on a different face with every person he's around. With me, he's one person. With you, he's somebody else."

NJG: "How many porn stars and strippers really lesbians?"

Kendra: "I think most are just gay for pay. I'm very outspoken. I don't really give a f--- what anybody thinks. How many of these girls really love anal sex? How many girls really want three dicks in their ass at the same time? How many really love it?"

Luke: "Isn't that you, Kendra?"

NJG: "Luke, shut up. We're not talking to you."

Kendra: "Luke, if this is for your website, that's me. Yeah, I love it."

Luke: "I love to watch those movies where..."

NJG: "Because you're really sick in the head..."

Luke: "And jerk off."

Kendra: "How often do you do that?"

Luke: "About five times a week."

Kendra: "I think you're lying. About three times a day."

Luke: "You know me. I don't have that much wood. I haven't been able to get it up for the last three months."

Kendra: "Really, why?"

NJG: "Don't feel sorry for him. I'm detecting..."

Kendra: "I don't at all. I'm just curious as to his reasoning."

Luke: "I just can't find anyone who really cares about me."

Kendra: "Listen, f---ing is not about who cares about you, Luke. Are you looking for someone to f--- or someone to fall in love with?"

Luke: "Both."

NJG: "He's not looking for anything."

Kendra: "If you're looking for someone to fall in love with, you need to stop f---ing chicks. And if you're looking for someone to f---, you need to stop falling in love with them."

Luke: "It's time for me to settle down."

Kendra: "With who?"

NJG: "With the AVN magazines stacked up in his house."

Kendra: "He can settle down with his computer and make a nice happy life for himself."

NJG: "He's already settled into the life he really wants to live."

Kendra: "You make your bed and you lie in it."

NJG: "We were dishing about Marilyn Manson, so Luke, can you stay out of this conversation."

Kendra: "I have a list of 50 people that I want to have sex with. Marilyn Manson is number one. I have never had sex with him but I know people who have. They say he's really warped and stuff, that he pisses on girls..."

Luke: "Would you like that?"

Kendra: "No, I don't dig the peeing thing."

NJG: "He'd have to pay her. Really. Dignity, ok Luke? She's not going through any degradation without pay."

Kendra: "I've been through enough degradation in this business. I don't need anymore. I also have 20 bonus ones who I'd do if they were there..."

Luke: "Where am I?"

Kendra: "You didn't even make the list. The list is a bet between me and my friend. We write down the day we did the person... It's not fair because there are people that I already did who are on the list but they don't really count so I have to do them again to make them count."

Luke: "Who are the celebrities that you've done?"

Kendra: "None of your business Luke. I don't kiss and tell anymore. The people on my mailing list know. I tell them everything every day.

"I was on stage with M&M, Everlast, Dr. Drea, The Route and Blackeyed Peas... My sister is 12 years old and into teeny bopper music. So I took her to meet the Boys From Instinct... That little 19 year old boy... I told him that in two years, when he's 21, he needs to come see me. He's so f---ing cute. And I hate these little teeny boppers. Like Brittany Spears. What a little whore! She's like half naked on the cover of Rolling Stone at age 17? She has breast implants. She's gone for liposuction. She's sick."

NJG: "She's under 18 and she's getting it all."

Kendra: "I like '80s metal bands like LA Gun."

Luke: "I used to play in an '80s metal band, Kendra."

Kendra: "No you didn't. I liked the hair bands like Poison, Skid Row..."

NJG: "I was Miss Punk Rock in the '80s."

Kendra: "I would've had so much fun if I had grown up in LA."

NJG: "I met Exene. What a skank. She was mean to me."

Kendra: "Girls have never liked me. Ever. I'm lucky if I have two girlfriends."

Luke: "I'll be your girlfriend Kendra. I'm just a big fairy."

Kendra: "I like gay people because they make good friends."

Luke: "I'm the Queen of Dish Kendra. I'll be your girlfriend."

NJG: "You steal everything from me. I called you the Queen of Dish. He steals from me every day Kendra. He takes my ideas and he rapes me."

Kendra: "I'm sweating my ass off in this tanning bed..."

Luke: "What are you wearing?"

Kendra: "None of your business."

NJG: "A clown suit."

Kendra: "I think we should talk on threeway every day and abuse Luke. He likes that."

Luke: "I do. Deeper. Harder. Oh f--- me right now. Oh yeah."

Kendra: "I wish I was there so I could cut your head off."

NJG: "Kendra, before I ever knew you, I heard you on Howard Stern. I liked you. I thought you were cool. That thing with Gange [a guy on the Howard Stern show that slept with Kendra], that pissed me off with the way he was towards you."

Kendra: "I was getting attention at the time and he wanted to get some of it. f--- it. I used Jerry Springer for his f---ing name. f--- it. He was trying to jump on the bandwagon. He lied a lot. He thought he was making good TV. And he hurt my feelings... Because at that point I was only a couple of months into the business and I didn't know how people were... I was naive and s--- like that. So when I was dating him, I figured he liked me... But he was pretty much a bulls--- artist like most men."

Luke: "Kendra, you can trust me."

NJG: "I've had one nice boyfriend in my entire life."

Kendra: "I had one great one before I moved out here. For a couple of years. A cop. And he was f---ing amazing. Incredible. We split up and I came out here to do this."

NJG: "I hate men because they're pigs."

Kendra: "From now on we will gang up on Luke and Cocksocket."

NJG: "I was shocked that she made fun of your hair."

Kendra: "No matter what I do, people have bad things to say. If I was just in the normal f---ing world, and not in this business, do you think people would put me down every day for teh way I look, because my nose isn't just right... Maybe I'm not plastic enough or too plastic or whatever... When you put yourself out there, people judge you. This business just kicks your f---ing self esteem in the head. They always make you feel too fat, too skinny, too ugly, your tits aren't right, your teeth are a little crooked, your nose is bad.

"Before I signed a contract to get into this business, they wanted me to have my nose done. Have my teeth capped, have my lips done, my boobs done, have lipo..."

NJG: "Who are the people saying that? These old ugly fat guys dangling these contracts."

Kendra: "It's hard. When you have people who are so judgemental against you every single day, you start to wonder, am I not good enough? And it really sucks. It really f---ing just hurts your feelings. Because sometimes you can let it go, but sometimes, God, if they could just take five minutes out of their time and just talk to me... They might actually like me but instead they've got to sit there and put me down. It's f---ing hard and that's why I am so f---ing tired of it.

"I'm glad I got this contract. It's f---ing great. The guy is wonderful to work with. I'm going to be making my own movies and I am going to be making money off of it... Not some f---ing scumbag who doesn't give a f--- about me."

NJG: "I hope you do really well and make lots of money."

Kendra: "We have to talk more often. You can be my new friend."

Luke: "I'll be your new friend too."

Kendra: "Shut up."

NJG: "You're not our new friend. We're going to diss you."

Kendra: "On a daily basis, we're going to abuse him."

NJG: "He is so nasty to women."

Kendra: "He was never really bad to me. This is the thing. When I first started talking to him, everybody in this industry gave me s--- about it because not a lot of people like him. There was just something there that I thought was cool about him and I thought I could relate to him 'cause he was an outcast like me. Nobody liked him. So we talked a lot. He never did anything bad to me. But I don't like his f---ing negativity. I don't like that he hurts people because he's so careless in what he writes."

NJG: "I don't like that he strings women along."

Kendra: "He never did that to me. I would never say that what we had was a serious relationship...but I felt close to him as a friend. That he could relate to me. Half the people in the industry who hate him are so f---ing hypocritical because they use him to talk to him when they have s--- they want to put on his site... And then any time other than that, he's bad news. Everybody in this business is just a f---ing hypocrite... Though I've met some really good guys, like Rob Spallone and Jim DiGiorgio...

"I don't really know that many people in the business because I really don't care to... The people at VCA are really good. Luke makes himself his enemies. He goes out of his way... He prints bulls--- without even calling to say, hey, is this true? And lately Luke, your site has been boring. What's up with you? Why are you not printing good s---?"

Luke: "I'm checking my facts and losing all my good stories..."

Kendra: "You're not checking your facts..."

Luke: "You're right, just kidding."

Kendra: "You are to this business what The Enquirer is to Hollywood. But, I don't know man, people get mad at you, Luke."

NJG: "Just print the dish, I like that..."

Kendra: "But the dish can be very harmful and hurtful to people."

NJG: "But isn't that the price of fame?"

Kendra: "I can relate... But I don't do drugs or alcohol or flake on gigs... So if he prints that I am a drug addict or an alcoholic and that I am flaking, who is going to want to hire me?"

NJG: "But you can always call him and say, that's not true."

Kendra: "Why should I have to refute something and give it that energy and time?"

NJG: "But don't you think that people will consider the source?"

Kendra: "Not really. Look at this girl Jasmine saying all this stuff about Earl. That Earl is a drug addict and his wife is this... Kianna is a sweetheart... Earl, I know for a fact that she [Jasmine] paid him that money [for hurting his career] to set him up."

NJG: "That whole thing between Jasmine and Earl has to do with what happened between them and has nothing to do with the business. That is just part of the dish. It is getting bigger and bigger because they're fighting... It's interesting to watch that stuff. If I was Jasmine or Earl, I would think that this is good publicity."

Kendra: "Call me tomorrow, because I'm driving right now..."

Luke: "Are you touching yourself right now and thinking of me?"

Kendra: "No Luke, I never touch myself and think of you. Never."

NJG: "Luke, all your friends really like me..."

Then Luke connected NJG with Fred the Lawyer, another frequent contributor to this site, who today goes by the name Dr. Fred Freud.

NJG: "If they're ugly, I hate them. If they're cute, I will be falling in love with them."

Fred: "I can tell this is a strong idealogy. If you're harassed by someone unattractive it's an outrage...By the way, you are on a couch right now..."

NJG: "Yes, I'm on my bed. Everyone hangs out on my bed with me."

Luke: "Do you have orgies in it?"

NJG: "NO, hello. My name is not Luke F-rd. Once, I had four people on my bed. My boyfriend and two girlfriends. We were watching a John Cassevetes movie on Bravo. My boyfriend, who looked like John Decker, he hated it, it's sounds just like we do. And I said, that's the point. That is why it is so great."

Fred: "How does NJG know John Decker?"

Luke: "She had someone illegally and immorally short circuit the cable TV so she gets all cable TV for free. And she watches Spice and Adam & Eve."

Fred: "Isn't that a sin, short circuiting the cable TV box?"

NJG: "Not here in San Francisco. Everybody I know does it."

Fred: "I subscribe and pay the stupid monthly fee."

Luke: "That's because you're a good Jew and you follow the Torah."

NJG: "Do you believe Fred that Luke is really a Jew. We have to diss him."

Luke: "f--- me deeper, harder."

NJG: "How does Luke know what it is like to feel our pain? And we have a lot of pain, don't we? And Luke, being the goy, and looking like a nice looking goy, how does he know what it's like to look like a Jew?"

Fred: "That's one of the attractions, isn't it?"

Hearty laughter.

NJG: "Bingo."

Fred: "Shiksas [non-Jewish women] are for practice."

NJG: "Jewish guys don't like me. The two guys that I've know who were half Jewish and half Italian, that's Jewish, treated me just like Luke. They loved me at first and then they dissed me bad."

Fred: "Is this because you started getting idealogical on them?"

NJG: "They already knew about my idealogy..."

Fred: "The intermarriage rate [among Jews] is now creeping above 50%. I wonder if it is because we don't get along with each other?"

NJG: "I get along with Jewish women, but Jewish men are like my father, and I can ride them really hard. I can give them a lot of s---. Why are you doing this? Why? I question things, like every good Jewish women should."

Fred: "Andrea Dworkin is Jewish. All the old line feminist leaders like Steinem and Betty Friedan, they're all Jews. Why?"

NJG: "Because Jewish women are..."

Fred: "Malcotents."

NJG: "Intelligent. Luke, was my grandmother a discontent?"

Luke: "Dunno."

NJG: "That's because you didn't really talk to her. You should've brought her flowers..."

Luke: "I wanted to get away, she was old. She didn't know much about pornography."

Fred: "You could've tried to engage her in a nice educational discussion about dirty movies?"

NJG: "Jewish women look very young for their age."

Luke: "True, your grandmother didn't look a day over 60. [She was about 80 yo.]"

Fred: "Annie Hall is the single greatest comedy ever made."

NJG: "I never saw it. It's about a shiksa. And Woody Allen is with his [step] daughter. That's disgusting."

Luke: "He's an artist."

NJG: "He had one Jewish wife. One. Every once else was not a Jew."

Luke: "That's because Jewish women whine."

NJG: "Luke, I thought you loved us."

Luke: "I do. I don't know why I said that."

Fred: "You were accidentally honest. A mistaken moment of candor. It will never happen again."

NJG: "When I was hanging out with him, you should've seen me. I was even more whiny and naggy..."

Fred: "Ok, I have it all figured out. She secretly lusts after you. The only reasonable therapy is for her to go down to Los Angeles."

Luke: "And I'll give her the high hard one."

NJG: "So he can dump me in 15 minutes? He treats women abominably. And he has a string of women. He has so many chicks. It's disgusting. The chick who can really deal with him is Cocksocket. She's much more malleable. I will never be malleable to any man."

Fred: "I think after a few more years with Luke you'll become more deferential and servile."

......

NJG: "I marry everybody I have sex with, in my mind... I only have sex with people I love."

Luke: "Well, you love me. Therefore you can blow me."

NJG: "But you don't love me."

Luke: "That's true. You have an idealogy problem. You should think less and suck more."

NJG: "Women cheat because they don't get loved enough."

Fred: "There are two sayings about women in Silicone Valley. One. "There are five men for every woman in Silicone Valley. But I don't like my five." Two. "The odds are good but the goods are odd.""

Luke: "I only have a tiny five inch Jewish penis."

NJG: "Jews don't have tiny five inch penises."

Fred: "Isn't it true that the custom of circumsicion developed because we as a group decided that nine inches was too long?"

Luke: "My rabbi never taught me that."

NJG: "Did you see the movie about cartoonist R. Crumb? He was fixated on Jewish women and their butts. He'd stare at me when he was on Market Street and drawing Jewish women."

Luke: "You guys are bad Jews because you weren't in synagogue fasting on Yom Kippur."

NJG: "Luke, we don't need religion to tell us we're Jews. We're already there."

Fred: "On Yom Kippur, you're supposed to atone for your sins. And I didn't have any sins. I kept very good track and there were no sins. Not even any impure thoughts."

NJG: "I'm with you Fred."

Luke: "I had a lot of sins."

Fred: "Do you think one day of fasting was enough for you?"

NJG: "He needs our religion. We don't need our religion because we're more perfect people."

Fred: "A light unto the nations."

NJG: "When Clinton leaves office, I think he's going to hook up with a Jewish girl. Hillary now claims that she's Jewish, that her grandmother married a Jewish guy. But when she was in Arkansas, she never claimed Jewish heritage."

Fred: "That's not the thing to do there to score points. My parents used to speak Yiddish until my sister figured out what they were saying."

NJG: "The whole time I was growing up, my grandparents would speak in Yiddish and point at me..."

Fred: "Other ethnic groups would say, I think we'll pass this language on. Jewish parents are thinking, we don't want them to know what we're talking about.

"Bill Bradley says that Jewish people admire intellectual achievement and they would kvell if they knew my grades at Princeton."

Porno's Untapped Pedagogical Value

Amalek writes: Luke, a snippet of dialogue on your web site today suggests certain business possiblities: "Luke: "Do you think Hitler was wrong?" Kendra: "No... I probably would've dated him. My horrible taste in men.""

This suggests an entire line of educational porn videos, in which porn stars have fictional meetings with various figures from history and make sweet romantic love to them (to appeal to the women), while the men lecture them on their role in history. This could be an entire new genre of porn, not involving spitting, slapping, or the like, something edgey Gen-Xers and Y-ers, ever on the lookout for the hip and the ironic, as well as the hanky crowd could appreciate as porn for Smart Hip Intelligent Trendoids (s---, for short). S.H.I.T. would really go for this stuff.

If only I had not been raised as I had been, and had more balls, I would move out to the coast and immediately begin production of this line of videos. I am certain that I could sell the entire line to all the public schools that give away condoms to their students. Hey, maybe this is the scam I need to hook up with that heretofore mythical disease-free porn queen! Can you find me one of them with intellectual pretensions equal to or greater than my own who would act in such a video? (Maybe by trolling the co-eds at UCLA?) My identity suitably hidden with masks and makeup, I might consider being the male star of some of them.

Among the possible titles:
"My Dinner with Adolf"
"Das Kapital und die Hookeiren"
"Capitalism and Freedom and Three Nymphos" (Of course, you will recognize that the subjects of two of these initial three videos are jews, but lets keep that under our yarmulkes.)

XXX writes: Luke, I note that from time-to-time you fairly taunt the Jews of Porn (JOPs, who overlap not at all with JAPs) about their yiddishkeit or lack thereof, and the possible consequences to other jews of their deeds. I seldom see any response from the JOPs. Is this because they are conveyed to you in private, or because there are no responses to pass on?

And what about the so-called intellectual JOPs, like some of those older JOPs whose names escape me, (wasn't one of them in Boogie Nights, and then there is that other one - Nina Hartley? who is a self-described communist, according to an interview she gave a few years back to Shmatte Magazine.) - do they ever address this issue? Or do they assume that the dumb goyim (DG's) will never find out, so that it need never be addressed?

Please keep up the good work of rubbing everyone's collective nose in it. (You should legally change your name to Luke Schpielberg and then give unauthorized talks on this topic in Liberal Establishment Temples throughout the LA area.)

Luke: Most of the Jews in porno are highly uncomfortable with it being pointed out that they are jews and that these jewish goyim dominate porno...They are like the jews in hollywood... Nina Hartley does discuss it articulately and some others do too at times...

Jeremy Steele Writes

It must have been an extremely interesting interracial f--- scene with Eden Raetard .. an olive skinned white supremist supporter who's vowed how she hates blacks and, because of her rape, and background, could never do a scene with them.. I'm dying to see this one.. and how it's precipretated hate mail against her.

Hey, at least give the wacko credit.. although it keeps her hyprocrite counter up real high.. She's said she would never do ron jeremy but she did alex sao paolo (a hispanic version of the same rotundness) more than once.. she said she would never do Peter North because he's bi, but reniged on that (although she never got the job, anyway).. she made it a strict point not to hire escorts in her productions.. but became a pussy provider for the upper class.

I find it fascinating to contemplate the intricate, perplexed entanglements of her logic, coupled with her fears/desires and her low sense of self-worth, made obvious by the her need to incessantly put herself on a pedestal, and others down. I guess deep, down, despite her upbringing and her experiences, she craved that big, black dick.. but then again.. It's obvious, even though I haven't seen it yet.. that she still had a few serious issues with what she was actually doing... Again, if her motorcycle brothers found about this and confronted her.. it would be quite an entertaining sight.

I'm also amused of how she presents herself as a victim... of terrorist threats and the like.. I'm sure Hitler and Stalin felt threatened too. Gee, I wonder what those threats against her have to do with? I'm sure I've lost track of all her antics by now. I've said to her a couple of times that perhaps all the violent things that have occured within her life to, from and around her have something to do with her own personality.. That caused her an enraged.. "HOw DaRre YOu?!" sort of reaction.

All I know is I've never had such a volatile relationship in my life.. With the occassional flings and girlfriends of my past that I've had... I've never had any hard feelings for any of them.. I would never wish the slightest harm... but regarding Eden Rae.. I've been to levels of evil-driven insanity to where I was ready to stop at no end.. I was ready to kill or be killed... I was ready to walk away from all my possessions and walk the streets to get out of it. Eden Rae is as evil and insane as one can be... Fortunately.. she's managed to ostracize herself from even her most out there associates.. due to how wacked she is.. otherwise she'd be even more dangerous.

I now fully understand why there was noone there for her before we met when she had surgery from which she might not have survived.. I was caught up in her cancer and it eclipsed from my eyes, for too long, what she truly was and is... I now say it is less accurate to say that she has cancer.. and more accurate to say she IS a cancer.

WebSpyGuy writes Craig Vasiloff: "My sources tell me that FANtastic! [is] in turmoil. I have learned that you seek refuge with new investors... is this true? Are you considering other employment? New Frontier Media? IEG? Can you keep FANtastic alive?"