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Friday, September 17th, 1999

Gene Ross Screws Brandy Alexandre

According to porn gossip, Luke F-rd and Brandy Alexandre are an item. Which means that Luke was surprised to see Brandy Alexandre's recent conversation with AVN journalist Gene Ross splashed all over his website www.geneross.com.

Why didn't she give that scoop to me?

Alexandre took a five minute break from sucking my cock, to write to me:

Yeah, I was surprised to see it on Gene's site too. I'll give you one thing, Luke, at least you tell people if you're recording and ask permission to put something up on your site. I thought Gene asked me for more details on the book thing because he was interested. I've called him with gossip tidbits in the past, but this conversation was strictly business. I wanted some information I thought he might have for the book proposal and I was giving him background.

I really wouldn't mind so much if he didn't make me sound illiterate! Spelling errors aside ("awhile," "Forrest,") they still wind up being attributed to the person under discussion. I'm talking about things like... shoot...I used the phrase "take a different TACK," an idiom based on a sailing term meaning to change one's approach. He wrote "take a different TACT." Since he was recording me (without my knowledge) the error implies that I said "tact" which irks me. I would expect a "real" writer to know at least half as much as I do. ;) If a writer isn't familiar with scads of idioms, then he should at least have a few dozen reference books to look it up. I also said the new title was called "Shot on Video" because it was the battle cry when I was working *before* it CONNOTATED schlock and the cry became "Shot on Film!"

Like I said, I don't mind that he did it, I guess, I just hate to look like a moron by someone else's lack of attention to any modicum of detail. You know, like Luke F-rd. ;) I'm glad I didn't use names. That's all I need is for either agent to hear that they've been mentioned on a porno web site. I also said the previous title of my book was "Being Brandy: 2000 Days of Porn." Like anyone is going to buy a book that just says "Brandy " on it unless it's about that Moesha chick. BTW, people keep signing my guestbook thinking it's her site. Like, Hello?

Anyway, I called another knowledgeable industry person looking for the same information I was seeking from Ross, and this person said I should try Paul Fishbein. I said I already spoke to Ross and they said something to the effect of "skip Gene Ross, he's too far out of the loop for any useful purpose."

Brandy tells Luke: I still get a lot of fan mail, and they send me cash and checks all the time, twenty dollars, fifty dollars... but I just had one who works for a movie theatre company and he sent me about 20 free movie tickets! And these aren't the restricted kind, either. Now THERE is a man after my heart. :)

I have cool fans. RARELY do I ever get a letter or email that talks about what they want to do to me sexually, or how much I'd charge for a date.

Although, I did get an email yesterday from a guy who said his lifelong dream was to have a sexual encounter/date with me, and that he's handsome and healthy--all of that. I wrote back and said he had me confused with a prostitute and he should look up Bianca Trump or anyone who appears at the Bunny Ranch. The guy wrote back and said he was sorry, didn't mean to insult me, and that he wasn't looking to pay for it!

Needless to say I was a bit more testy in my response. I told him that I appreciated that he was a fan and everything, but that he wasn't even willing to pay for it was even more insulting, "Do you think I just give away sex to any Joe Blow who asks nicely?  Take a trip to the real world someday."

Janine Online

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What's a Vivid Girl you ask? Mmm, maybe you saw Janine in Blink-182's music video What's My Age Again or on the cover of Enema Of The State in a sexy nurse's thing. Maybe you caught Vivid Girls in Detroit Rock City, singing background on Marilyn Manson's, Mechanical Animals, or hanging with Ed Robertson of Barenaked Ladies.

Gene Simmons of KISS recently said in Rolling Stone Mag, "The idea of life is a simple one, either you're going to enjoy it or you're not. Life is better with Porn Stars. It's as simple as that."

Janine adds, "We get a lot of 'Where do I know you from?' Once they realize, that's when they kind of blush." But it was Kid Rock who summed it up the best, "You just gotta be in the right place at the right time."

Chat with Vivid Girl Janine as she talks about her latest movie releases, Rock Stars, and life as a Vivid Girl! Monday, September 20th, 10pET/7pPT. To participate in the chat, please log on to www.rockonline.com and follow the instructions. Don't miss out! For more information on Vivid, go to the Vivid Video Web site. For further information, please contact Richard Werner, 973-376-7113 at Rock Online Inc., or Brian S. Gross @ Vivid, 818-908-0481.

Seneca's Abortion

John Martin writes: Hello Luke, I've just read on Ross's site that Seneca is scheduled for an abortion on the 22nd. I'm wondering if you have an e-mail address for her that you might be able to share. I know that if I can talk to her and give her some basic information, the baby might be saved. If you have any means of getting in touch with her, you might direct her to this website: http://www.pregnancycenters.org.

Or, if you give me permission, I could send you an abortion procedures and fetal development scrapbook that I've put together in the form of a text file with pictures. You could perhaps print it out and give it to her or the guy who talked her into the abortion. It contains very graphic images but it's extremely effective in exposing the truth. Unfortunately, time is of the essence. Thanks for any help.

Brandy Alexandre says: Tell John Martin to mind his own business. Criminy. For one I didn't see abortion mentioned specifically on Gene Ross, but it's none of his business regardless. You have to look at it like this: If people who take advantage of their freedom of choice, which is as important as freedom of speech, are so horrible then once our species dies out the militant anti-choice people can rule the world. Until then I utter one of my most famous lines, "Sit down and shut up."

That's all some girl needs is some third-party butting in when she's already made a difficult decision. The comments that he would "like to have a kid" with someone like that is actually a bit more repugnant than an abortion. They don't have pounds and humane societies for kids when the novelty wears off.

Alicia Rio

Thursday afternoon Luke received a phone message. "This is Alicia Rio. I just wanted to bring you up to date. I am now dancing at the Star Strip at 365 N. La Cienega Blvd, Beverly Hills, CA, 90048....310-652-1741. I'm working nights and sometimes days..."

Rio coughs, then continues: "Under the name of Alicia... You can put that on the website and I'll get some customers because Alicia Rio can be found dancing at the Star Strip...Ok, you can put that get a sexy, hot lapdance from her... Not just one, but two, or three or four or five or twenty... Ok, I need to make some money baby because I need to get my boobies redone... Because it's a health reason. The silicone is on the verge of breakage. I've had my boobs for 13 years and they have to be removed. So I need to make money. I no longer do movies. I no longer do escort. So I'm trying to make money the honest way. I don't sell my body for sex any longer. It's worth a billion dollars baby. Come and see me at the Star Strip, guaranteed."

Sin City

Luke spent Thursday at a Michael Raven directed 16mmm film Primal Urge at the new shooting studio at Sin City, the Deering Studio, at 9155 Deering St. in Chatsworth.

Luke could write a whole book on the office politics at Sin City.

I think they are a reflection of the complex personality of Sin City owner David Sturman, who developed the company as a hobby. His real money maker is up in San Francisco, the video distributor GVA West and the magazine recycling business Profit Pak. Sturman's lieutenant Joel Kaminsky runs David's chain of retail stores.

Sin City has long been a chaotic turbulent company constantly awash in personnel turnover. It's had several General Managers. Every few months, owner David Sturman seems to come through with a broom.

Some people, however, last, such as David's good Jewish friends, Ari and Marc Snyder, who visited David during his two years in federal prison (1993-95).

Sin City and GVA and porn in general are run by private, sensitive, emotional, secular Jews. They like to make lots of money, thumb their noses at the goyim, and keep their families employed in their family business. They also like their privacy and they don't like their names getting splashed around. So they have many negative feelings towards l-keford.com.

Poor porno. It is so far from God but so close to Israel.

David Sturman, like his father Reuben, loves characters and is not afraid to give rebels a chance. One example is the rambunctious Chuck Martino, who served for a year as head of production at Sin City. Then in June, Chuck, after breaking up with his girlfriend Shay Sweet (a Sin City contract girl) gave David an ultimatum - either Shay goes or I go. Chuck felt that David and Sin City execs were pushing Shay into doing guys (especially black guys) and Chuck did not appreciate that. Sin City stuck by its contract girl. Later, David and Chuck worked out the beginnings of an independent contractor deal for Martino, who was in a bad car accident (after a tumultous summer) in early August.

Former Sin City director James DiGiorgio writes: hey luke, i don't know what this prick, johnny castano's beef is, or why he all of a sudden called you from the Old Porno People's Home, but let me set the record straight on one thing: Bill Diehl is one good f---ing photographer! Certainly one of the best in the biz. Bill probably employs more talent (for still shoots) than anyone else. I talked to Bill tonight on a set I was shooting on and told him what this guy had to say on your site. Bill says he only met Castano once, and that Castano in no way got Bill the job with American Arts. Sounds like this Castano guy has some beef with American Arts, or Paul Wizener, or whoever, that only Castano himself knows about. Oh, by the way, you're all wet in your analysis of David Sturman. I was there a long time. I pretty much know what makes the place tick and how it works...and you ain't even close to reality. But keep digging, you might someday figure it out. And when you do, you'll probably finally understand how this whole thing works. Until then, keep scooping s---: it's at least sometimes amusing.

Johnny Castano replies: To another Wop Come Lately. THIS ASSHOLE TELLS ME THAT ASSEHOLE MORMON CAN SHOOT WHERE THE f--- DO THESE ASSHOLES COME FROM .TELL BILLs--- HEAD TO TELL ME IDID NOT GET HIM THE MOMON PRICK THE JOB ASK THE BOSS GOLDENBERG AT AMERICAN ART THAT ASSHOLE WORKS FOR 350 .00 A WEEK NEVER BEEN IN A GIRLIE PUBLICATION WHO IS THIS DEL OREO WHAT CRACK DID HE COME FROM HES GOT AMOUTH LIKE LISA LIPS BIG .ON TO BETTER THINGS LUKE SHOT CRAPS LAST NT MADE 14000.00SOME OLD WOMEN HELD THE DICE FORTY MNT/S WHEN IMAKE 10.000 I WILL MAKE A16MM FLICK AND HIRE DELOREO ITS GOING TO BE BI SEX UP HIS LINE DID YOU FIND ILLO PAUL CARRARA DROVE HIM NUTS WAY BACK WHEN THOSE WHERE THE GOOD OLD DAYS / WHAT HAPPEN TO GINNA CARARA .DO YOU REMEBER HER .KARL DANCER WAS IN LOVE WITH NINA CHERRY THE THREE OF THEM MADE A PARTY IDO YOU THING NINA EVER EVER SUCKED JIM THE PIMP SOUTH PRICK/ BIG TIME IN VAGAS THIS WEEKEND THE FIGHT

I picked up Singapore journalist Gerry Lim, who writes for Penthouse Variations among other magazines, at 10:30 AM and we arrived at Sin City by 11AM.

We walk in and see Shay Sweet, who doubles as Sin City's receptionist. She led us down the hall, past Chuck Martino, who's at Sin City most every day, doing paperwork and stuff. On the one hand, people thought Chuck had left SC, but yet he's there every day, and maintains good relations with David, Ari and Sh...

Down the hall we see the buxom beautiful and brainy Nikki Fritz of www.nikkifritz.com. You should see the luscious knockers on this babe. I don't know who needs a blow job most from this chick - David Sturman, Luke F-rd or Leif Rock.

Nikki Fritz is David Sturman's version of Lisa Love, the beautiful secretary to AVN publisher Paul Fishbein.

Leif Rock aka Jeff W. is a former AVN staff who's worked the past eight months as Sin City's PR man. He appears to have been supplanted by Nikki Fritz, who began her work in porn as Michael Raven's production manager. David Sturman saw her assets a few weeks ago and decided to have her take over all his marketing and promotion, while keeping the white haired Rock man to do the writing.

Fritz has big plans and she's blown through Sin City like a hurricane, leaving regulars dazed, bruised and disoriented in her wake.

It looks like there's lots of turbulence ahead at Sin City, folks, so fasten your seatbelts and hold on for the ride.

If Luke had any conscience at all, he'd twinge at his psychoanalyzing of this company which has been nothing but good to him. Sin City has opened its arms, heart and legs to Luke, and allowed the Australian to root around in all its sweet pink and sticky goodness. And all Luke ever does in return is ram his thick Jewish cock up its ass until S.C. screams in cock drunk ecstasy.

I think David likes a chaotic turbulent company with his employees constantly at each other's throats. Then David flies down and makes peace, while making sure that there will be enough unresolved issues to insure that he will have to fly down again soon to bring peace. In short, David Sturman has a Messiah complex. I think he wants to die on the cross of l-keford.com.

Though a Jew owned and operated company, there are no mezuzot up (mezuzot are scrolls of parchment with verses of Torah written on them that a Jew is supposed to have attached on his doorposts) at Sin City. One S.C. Jew told me, "you don't put a mezuzah up on a whorehouse." Luke agrees.

I meet the famous porn cinematographer (cameraman) Jack Remy, a stocky intense energetic man with a wife and kids. He does not want his real name mentioned nor any photos taken. I looked through his scrapbook of photos of him shooting movies ranging from 1978's Easy to Nothing To Hide to Marilyn Chambers Up and Cummers...

Jack Remy got his name from the Dutch Jew Sydney Niekirk, who named him after a European actor Jack Remy. He's shot porno since 1975. He works in mainstream under his real name. Raven's gaffer is a down on his luck mainstream actor. In fact, much of Michael Raven's crew works in mainstream. Raven shares the crew with Nic Cramer. Remy's done all but one of Nic's movies. Raven's sound man worked on Orgazmo. None of them want their real names mentioned.

"The San Fernando Valley is the perfect embodiment of anonymity," Lim tells me. He has his MA in Journalism from USC, and until a couple of months ago, lived in Singapore and Hong Kong.

"You can be totally anonymous and disappear here. It is great for porn. It looks like middle America. It is totally suburban. You can hide anywhere and you can disappear and nobody knows where you are. It works metaphorically and it works in three dimensions. It's really a great place to do anything you like. Like an open book, you can write anything on it. And they are going to do that today."

And to think that perhaps the greatest porno is called Nothing To Hide. Nothing could be further from the truth when it comes to some porners.

The only naked person we saw all day, however, was Alec Metro, who was also waiting Thursday to see if exec Mark Snyder liked his video that he made with his girlfriend Raylene. If so, and if David likes it, Sin City will release the first installment of Alec's series soon.

Porners like Alec are going corporate. Metro has incorporated himself as Surf&Sand Ltd. Alec is president and Raylene vice-president. Eric Price and Michael Raven have formed Cinema West. Michael serves as president and CEO.

"It's a new wave of porn stars doing better," says Alec. "The second generation getting smart, using both heads. We can hide behind the tax stuff and lease expensive cars..."

Chuck Martino and Shay Sweet go to lunch together.

While sitting in the lounge, I meet up again with Graham and Sabrina Johnson, an English couple living in Belgium who fly to Los Angeles a couple of times a year so that Sabrina can do porno. I met them on a Chuck Martino set several months ago.

They jump back in fright when I introduce myself as Luke F-rd. They've heard many bad things about me. They have little to fear from me however as they are well-behaved, disciplined low-key folks who make no enemies.

Graham tells me about his wife: "When she crosses that line, and goes onto a porn set, she becomes Sabrina Johnson and not her personal self. That would be the same with anyone in the business. They all have a personal life. Some people don't realize that. They think Sabrina Johnson [porn star] is Sabrina Johnson all the time."

Luke: Are you guys swingers?

Graham: Not really.

Luke: Have you f---ed other porn girls?

Graham: No. We're a very private couple... She does work she enjoys... Usually, video directors are very good at accomodating me on sets. It's a different thing with still photographers. She's only done one still shoot which was just published. Pro photographers don't want boyfriends or husbands around. I don't know why that is...

Luke: What kind of husband lets his wife f--- on film?

Graham: Well, we're both very open people. And very trusting people with each other, which you've got to have in this business, if you're a couple. If you'd ask Sabrina, she'd say she can have other guys on a set but I'm the one she goes home with. And that says it in a nutshell. I know that she's not going to go off with some guy because he f---s her on a porn set.

Luke: What does the porn industry do for you guys?

Graham: It's a kick... We will go home to Belgium after this and she'll say to me, I don't want to do any for a while... Then after a few months, she'll want to do it again. This is very stressfull. You can't have a level life. You've got to have ups and downs. It's a kick. She doesn't regard herself as a big star...

Sabrina turns around from having her make-up done: "What are you saying about me?"

Luke: You wouldn't believe the shocking revelations he's given me."

Graham: I'm talking to Luke F-rd about you. Could turn out to be a big problem.

J.B. serves as Raven's production manager. It's his first time working for Sin City since the White Rabbit fiasco in December when he got into an altercation with Chuck Martino. J.B. took the case to court and won. J.B. saw Chuck today but they didn't speak much.

I talk with J.B. and Jack Remy about set design. And I gleaned some insights into the homo mafia. First these two husky guys starting moving furniture around. Then they put some flowers in place. And the next thing they knew, they wanted to suck dick.

Set design leads to homosexuality. Be afraid...

Raven writes most of his own films, including today's Primal Urge, a 16mm effort about a scientist who experiments with altered states.

I meet Marie, who serves as a dialogue coach for Raven. She's the first dialogue coach I've met in porno. She was introduced to porno by Nikki Fritz. I imagine her rehearsing Sabrina Johnson, oh, f--- me harder!

Marie and Nikki think Raven has the potential to go mainstream.

Fritz set Alec Metro up with a mainstream acting audition.

Luke meets Amanda Rain, in the biz only two weeks. Another Michael Raven discovery. I welcomed the opportunity to sit down with this little cutie and discuss the moral imperative to be found in the Book of Leviticus. She's my kind of girl and has no hang-ups about spreading her tawny thighs for every Jew porn CEO who antes up her day rate. I tried to boff her once and she laughed at me. f--- her. I have a feeling that her current "boyfriend" is really a shill for the mob. My proof? I don't have any. While this attitude may seem unethical to many people, I don't really care. I have the right to be satirical, don't I?

Amanda, almost 6' tall, prances around the make-up room, smelling her underarms. She dives into her bag and sprays herself with Angel perfume. She wears a purple dress that barely covers her bottom.

Amanda: "The dress is for a person 5'2"...so use your imagination..."

Luke: Do you feel like a sexual object in that dress?

Amanda: I do.

Luke: Do you feel exploited by the patriachy?

Amanda: No.

I get Gerry to kiss her feet while I take photos.

I meet photographer Larry Sultan, who's doing a book of porn star pictures. Larry went to high school with Sin City PR man Jeff W. aka Leif Rock.

An article on Sultan appears in the August 1999 issue of Arena, a high class British magazine. Here's an excerpt:

This is the flipside of Hollywood - a place populated by men with names likes Chris Anon and Erik Everhard and countless anonymous women with impossibly sculpted breasts and empty, faraway eyes. This is the world captured by San Francisco-based photographer Larry Sultan for a book to be released later in the year, a book of pictures shot in and around the San Fernando Valley near Los Angeles...

"What I was seeing down there on the set," he explains, "was the perfect fantasy of what domestic life looks like. It was their version of the suburbs that interested me, the sets and the tableaux. It seemed like their notions of domesticity were perfectly dark and kind of wonderful.

...Sultan claims that the air of cold dtachment that characterises his pictures is nothing more than a faithful portrayal of the on-set atmosphere.

"During the shoot there's a sense of being disengaged because they're really trying to act, so they're...concentrating," he says, laughing. "But the price they pay is that their work and their identity becomes so fused that their sexual identity becomes who they are. Then the question is, like all actors, how much do they put into the part and how much does the part stay with them when they leave? In a way I'd like to be somewhat tender about it because I think it's an incredible, dark side of the American psyche. Especially where the women are concerned: their breasts are all inflatable and bionic and they walk around as if it's everyone's dream and it's a total nightmare."

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Jeremy Steele

Jeremy Steel writes about his ex-girlfriend Eden Rae: The reason I'm pissed off, again, is simply that she won't pay my Dad the money she owes (other things bother me too.. but that by far is the primary reason) ... I left a message on her voice mail reminded her, and stating his address.. but she never will. I know that as much as the fact that's she's a pathological liar, an evil psycho and a whore, despite the fact of her stated policy that she doesn't hire "escorts" in her productions. I am extremely happy and relieved that she is out of my life... Anyone hiring her...ask her to provide any hardcopy of her i.d.. she can't.. she's illigitimate both as a performer and a company and both these facts are verifiable. I don't read rame, nor do I know what she is talking about..

How am I supposed to know that she has a new love.. and why should I care? What billboards?.. I haven't seen or heard of any. Steeling Eden Prods is not nor has ever been a legitimate company.. Why is my name still affiliated with it, anyway? Apparently it is she who won't let go of me, and not vice versa. And what mainstream is she f---in' talking about?.. She never did anything mainstream when I was with her.. She always bragged about things she's supposedly done and was to do.. but it never manifested. Eden Rae is evil and insane... and I'm not the only person to have said so.. Her pathological lying, games and evil behavior are only going to last her so long until it comes back to her, once and for all.

Kendra Jade's Announcement

KendraJXXX: ANNOUNCEMENT : KendraJXXX: An open invitation KendraJXXX: especially to phylishia anne, kianna and earl slate Luzdedos1: cool KendraJXXX: Anyone wishing to see jasmin st claire be publicly humiliated for 3 days straight, please attend ecvs KendraJXXX: and/or ces KendraJXXX: games will be as follows:

KendraJXXX: drinks, food,namecalling... KendraJXXX: and are not limited to just those things KendraJXXX: anyone wishing to attend or to participate KendraJXXX: should call kendra jade asap with reservations Luzdedos1: cool KendraJXXX: we may even throw in some "wrestling" let the games begin KendraJXXX: so how are you luke? Luzdedos1: good KendraJXXX: Good KendraJXXX: im bad Luzdedos1: i'm doing a threeway phone conversation with two women KendraJXXX: @ WOMEN??!! KendraJXXX: why? Luzdedos1: 2 yes, what would you like to say to them? they are fighting over me KendraJXXX: tell them to forget it... KendraJXXX: you are, after all, my leftovers

Kianna writes: HI GUYS YES ITS ME! KIANNA.I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU 4 THE SUPPORT,AND I WILL GIVE ANY ONE $100 CASH IF THEY CAN GET ME IN THE RING WITH JASMINE. JUST 4 THE RECORD, I'M. REQUESTING THE RING BECAUSE IF THIS HAPPENS IN THE STREET, WELL, JAS. WONT HAVE A VERY GOOD NEXT YEAR OR TWO!!!!!!! AT LEAST THE RING IS PADDED,HEE! ANY WAYS KENDRA, JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN AND WHERE!!!!!!! I DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS s--- LIKE SHE THINKS SHE DOES, AND I'VE HAD IT WITH HER s---!!!!! I'M DONE WITH HER!!!!! AND JASMINE ONE MORE THING YOU ARE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE BARKING YOU UGLY BITCH, I LOOK WAY BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIANNA ?

AND I DIDNT SPEND $20,000 TO GET THIS WAY. I HOPE YOU DO MEET ME IN THE RING SO WHEN WE ARE DONE YOU CAN GO SPEND ANOTHER $20,000 TO FIX YOURSELF. YOU KNOW IF YOU WERNT SUCH A BITCH PEOPLE MIGHT LIKE YOU,BUT THAT AINT GONNA HAPPEN! THANKS AGAIN,KIANNA BRADLEY SLATE (LEGALLY)

KIANNA BRADLEY S: i dont know i'm tired of it myself, she has really pissed me off now KIANNA BRADLEY S: do you think they will take the challenge? Luzdedos1: dunno KIANNA BRADLEY S: i hope so, So we can get this over with. It appears to be getting very heated. I just dont know why she's gotta lie!

Luzdedos1: i'm talking with 2 girls on the phone now :) a threeway XXXCritic: Dont let me interupt that. Just gonig to ask you a bit about Nena Cherry Luzdedos1: ok Luzdedos1: go ahead XXXCritic: What do you know about her? She has been emailing me the past few days Luzdedos1: whack job XXXCritic: She is mad at a review, but mixes religion with old grudges I didnt even have with her. XXXCritic: Didnt she test HIV +? Luzdedos1: yes XXXCritic: So she had a kid when she has HIV? Luzdedos1: i guess so XXXCritic: See, now thats just wrong XXXCritic: Oh well. Nothing like having 8 pages of Bible verses thrown at me on a daily basis to tell me what a bad person I am Luzdedos1: lol Luzdedos1: can i quote you? XXXCritic: Id rather you didnt Luzdedos1: ok XXXCritic: I dont want her to have any more reason to come after me XXXCritic: If she doesnt stop, Ill forward you the whole email :-)

XXXCritic: did you see the Ginger/Marilyn interviews? Luzdedos1: no XXXCritic: They are up on my site, you're welcome to pull anything out of there you might find interesting Luzdedos1: thanks XXXCritic: My pleasure. Did you see the Neve thing pop back up again on Talking BLue? XXXCritic: the story that just won't die XXXCritic: I was going to post a review of your book on Amazon Luzdedos1: cool XXXCritic: I have a music critic friend of mine reading it now Luzdedos1: cool XXXCritic: Are we going to have a beer at CES or will you be too busy banging porn babes Luzdedos1: i don't drink alcohol Luzdedos1: :) XXXCritic: So we can have non-acoholic drinks. I probably wont drink in Vegas either. Strictly a caffine junkie am I Luzdedos1: cool, we'll have drinks XXXCritic: unless you're too big a star to rub elbows with the low life now Luzdedos1: i'd luv to have drinks with u XXXCritic: You're kind :-) I'm supposed to interview Allison Killgore and Layla Jade, anything I need to know. Want to come to the next Extreme Wrestling thing with me :-)

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Top Ten Directors From A Female P.O.V.

Mindana writes on RAME: 1. Shane (Shane's world series) "You go girl!" (Odyssey group) 2. Seymore Butts (Tushy con Carne) "Looks like fun" (Seymore Inc.) 3. Jamie Gillis (On the prowl) "Is this real?" (???) 4. Slain Wayne (Sexual Overdrive) "Sexy and funny" (Extreme Assc.) 5. Rocco Siffredi (True anal stories) "The French are nasty" (Evil Angel) 6. Randy West (Up and cummers) "He's a ladies man" (Evil Angel) 7. Mark Archer (Barefoot confidential) "I love having my feet rubbed" (LFP) 8. Jim Lane (Sins of the Flesh) "Sex and art is a turn on" (Heatwave) 9. Micheal Zen (Babylon) "I love the costumes and sex" (Vivid) 10. Tristan Taormino (Ult. Guide to Anal sex) "the best" (Evil)

Lynne L-patin Replies

Lynne writes: Below is the complete text of my response to "Dear Gene" based on this morning's reading.

"...She set herself up to make it look like she was a stalker."

Actually, the court no longer considers me a "stalker," based on David's statement to the police that we'd never had a fight or physical altercation or previous report. My public defender, a woman about my size and shape (I'm 4'11" and down to 102 lbs.), considers it obvious that the gun was there for the reason I said it was: for my personal self protection while driving around after dark by myself.

"Before Bruce [Walker] died she was all freaking out," Hardman recalls. "Her thing is that every guy on this planet wants to f--- her. Maybe a couple of guys. When the cops took her away she said she didn't have any panties on. They probably just thought she was 5150. That's probably why they took it to that extent in court. They don't want people out there loose."

Lynne: Before Bruce died and after his death I was indeed "all freaking out." Dead husbands do that to a girl. Bruce felt that, as a new widow with notoriously bad taste in men and money to invest, I would be taken advantage of by every slimeball in the porn business. When one's ten year marriage ends in the long, tortuous death of a spouse, it can take years to get "back to normal." I am afraid of men who develop "the wrong intentions." I really don't want to f--- just anyone right now, nor do I want to be in the position of having to say that often misunderstood word, "No." Let's get this part clear:

When the cops took me away, THEY asked what I had on under my dress. They said, "Do you have shorts on under your dress?" I didn't understand the question. Why would someone wear shorts under a dress, unless they meant boxer shorts? Doesn't make any sense. I said, "I have nothing on under my dress, just bikini panties (lilac cotton ones, to be exact, though I didn't tell the cops that), and no bra." The cops then said, "Oh, we can't search you then. If you had shorts on we could ask you to pull up your dress." Nothing to do with anything other than police procedure. Nothing to do with me or my purported crazed sex drive. I don't know what a "5150" is, but in court the other day, the public defender wanted to treat "the situation" like an obvious miscommunication with unfortunate consequences. The 20 days Cal Trans/30 days in jail are at the low end of the mandatory sentencing requirements. They are taking it seriously because of the "gun problem" we have in Los Angeles County -- if the gun had been unregistered or if I had a record, they'd be asking for a year in jail, period.

There are no charges pressed against me by David, but he will probably have to attend court and tell the judge personally that a mistake was made and that there's no need to issue a permanent restraining order against me, or I'll have that on my record, too, and won't be able to attend any industry functions in which David might participate.

"Hardman says he's been preoccupied trying to get a house so he doesn't have to rent any longer. "I'm sick of moving every year. I've been living in these big houses renting them out for porno shoots. I got over that. You don't want people in your house f---ing all over the place - these anal scenes going awry." Hardman says his goal is to achieve the American dream through porno.

"Hardman said L-patin always wanted to make a Dave Hardman movie. "She thought she could make a lot of money off my name," Hardman noted. "Plus she likes me and I like her."

Lynne: Because I do like David, and he does like me, I thought WE could make a lot of money off the proper exploitation of his name and abilities. I've got a good porn business background and am good at handling money and perhaps could find a way to put some aside in David's name, so that he can have his house or pay his taxes or whatever. David has little to show for all the amazing work he's done over the past few years, and he knows why.

"In retrospect, Hardman says if he shot a movie, he would never shoot with the girls included in the L-patin project. Just his personal preferences, of course. He said he would have hand-picked the women. "When I do a movie with my name, I'm generally the director," he pointed out.

Lynne: When David shoots a movie with his own money, he can be the director and can hire whoever he wants, of course. In this case, I am the director and he is only the assistant director, and this movie is a collaboration and therefore something different. This movie showcases David. The girls are almost irrelevant -- I don't want viewers focused on the girls. If they want to see David f--- young girls up the ass, they can rent a Zane Cherry Poppers. This movie is about Dave Hardman and aimed at the widest possible viewing market, so it's going to be different than the standard format hardcore porn video and I hope something very special. As to the cast, David chose both male performers, Lucky and Byron Long.

He selected and I agreed on Cumisha Amado, who not only is a fabulous comedienne, she loves f---ing David. Cumisha picked a new Asian woman, Kiyani, for a G/G ending up as a B/G. I don't know if Kiyani is eighteen, but she is young, cute and Asian, and my executive producer/partner was happy as a double clam watching the girls eat each other and David plow them both poolside in the back yard. I selected Angela D'Angelo, formerly "Sukoya" and a heroine of mine. I wanted her to play a comedy part where she pushes people around, plus I know she can meet any man more than half way during the sex. David always tells me he likes f---ing tall, athletic women, and after the scene he said she was a great f---. The two black girls were cyphers and could have been played by anyone -- David, the only white participant in the scene, is the star. Everything and everyone else is just "blackground.".

Eve Eden, the hot redhead David remembers, was a gift from heaven (or at least Regan Senter.) The part called for a bitch, and the bitch I'd hired cancelled. Eve, who's apparently already out of the business, is a stunner. David makes her squeal and moan through multiple orgasms, and her milky white, perfect skin and untrimmed natural red bush are a visual treat.

"Hardman said he thought the project would never get off the ground until L-patin told him she got the money and it was green-lighted. Hardman says the timing was extremely good because he was working on getting a house and needed the extra dough. Hardman said he was told he'd get $2000 for his work in the project. "That's pretty good for me." he says. "At first it seemed like, wow, a lot of money. But she wanted me to sit through editing. I don't mind doing a couple of hours of pick-ups, but sitting through editing isn't my bag unless I'm really into the movie. As far as doing pick-ups I don't know what she wants me to do."

One of the reasons I green-lighted the project, even after discussing it with Bruce (who was still with us at the time) and against my better fiscal judgement was that David wanted money for that house. He did get $2,000 for two days work. I'm sure once he sees the footage, which is now in rough edit, he'll be into the movie just fine. It makes him look great. We don't have to sit through massive hours of editing because we've got a great editor in Slammy, but occasionally I have to fight for what I want rather than accept "porno convention." And as far as David knowing or not knowing what I want to do....gee...why did he think I was calling him?

"She became in control of everything," Hardman continued. "They were going to tell me who to work with. I said whatever." Hardman remembers one hot redhead he worked with, then there was Cumisha Amado and Eve Eden - "She was the best one," Hardman recalls. "None of the girls were like pigs or anything, but if I'm going to shoot my own movie I'm going to get perfect little 18 year-old, brand new girls. Lynne wanted it to be real funny. I like to be funny. For those two days I put my heart and soul into that movie. They paid me. Then the house deal got postponed so I just spent the money on other things."

"Hardman said there was a stretch of time where he didn't have any peace. "It's not like that Lynne bugs me. I like her as a friend. I've enjoyed sex with her. I f--- blow-up dolls and s---. I like f---ing Lynne. It's just that she was more into it than me. I've got a job to do and she kept pushing, pushing, pushing. "

Hardman: "The whole thing with Lynne is you can't just call her up and talk to her for five minutes. It turns into a 45-minute phone conversation, then five, 45-minute phone conversations per day. I'm afraid to call her."

Lynne: There is no "they." I am in control of everything. Vertical, horizontal, white balance, static. I am the writer, director, producer, production manager, investor and a few more things besides. Now that my partner, Bruce Walker, is dead, I am Casino Productions. Pushing a movie through production takes self confidence and all sorts of unfeminine behaviors -- tremendous amounts of energy, chutzpah, and strength. Sometimes it slops over into my personal behavior, for which I'm sorry. It's hard to turn that sort of strength off and on, and I know it gets a little overbearing at times, but I have to watch out for myself these days.

Occasionally I need to be f---ed into total submission, but there aren't many men who can outf--- me and besides, now that I've experienced Dave Hardman, my standards have gotten very high. I've f---ed hundreds of guys over the past thirty years, but David is just the best, the absolute best, hands down, no contest. After having had "personal" sex with David, I find the idea of having "casual sex" with a stranger totally unappetizing. I'm just an ordinary, average, sexually over-amped mature forty-something woman, but Dave Hardman is an icon for our times.

I understand the nature of his work. I understand that sex is often the last thing he wants. I try not to ask for it, even though having sex with David is like being a kid cut loose in the biggest candy store of all time. I know that having sex with Dave is, for all intents and purposes, like having sex with every porn performer in the industry and therefore very risky. I have to be PCR-DNA tested every month, plus have regular tests for all the other STD's, just as if I were doing scenes or being promiscuous. My late husband, Bruce, loved David dearly, and Bruce was a very private man, not given to having people in the house. David was very special to Bruce. Bruce trusted David. When David and I speak with one another, it often does turn into a 45-minute conversation. He shares all his troubles with me, I share mine, etc. I sure wouldn't waste that much time on anyone else. As a professional, I can get off the phone instantly if need be, and the same with sex. I'm just as happy getting off with one minute mutually orgasmic blow job as I am with a two hour multiple orgasmic f---.

"She wants to promote this movie," Hardman says. "She thinks it's going to go on Comedy Central. Maybe she's got the deal. I don't know. I'm not going to get anything off that."

Lynne: David has not discussed future royalties or payments with me, and unfortunately the weapons charge will cost a lot of money which I would have preferred to spend on making movies. The dog I got to replace the gun is going to cost plenty of money, too. Then there's the $140.00 plus 22% interest Dave owes me for going on line and taking care of his delinquent domain name payments. The upcoming movie is my loving view of Dave Hardman, brilliant comic, astounding f--- of our time, intended for television and the widest possible market. Nothing would make me happier than to to be able to set up Dave with money and publicity so that he can do his own line with those cute little eighteen-year-olds, bless his heart. But ultimately, how can I solicit interest and financing for a series of projects involving Dave Hardman if he can't be counted on to participate?

Negropolyps Now!

    By Krash for Luke F-rd Wire Services Ltd:

Enigma or a nigra? You decide!
    “...the true sexual outlaw and source of power in America was not the Jew but, once more removed, the boo..”
    Thus wrote film director James Toback in his long-out-of-print hagiography “JIM: The Author’s Self-Centered Memoir on the Great Jim Brown”: “...I had been posing all along, posing as a spook, the personification of whose world I had now gone to face....”
    Twenty years later, SPY’s rib-splitting, finger-licking investigative assault, “Squirm-O-Rama: James Toback’s Guide to, uh, Casting Actresses”, dated March 1989, backgrounds the racially and sexually obsessed Hebraic hedonist as follows:
    “...Even before he became a somewhat visible tax-write off for friend and producer Warren Beatty, Toback had captured a portion of the public’s attention by writing a book...about the orgies in which he participated while hanging out at alleged girlfriend beater-football legend Jim Brown’s home. The most salient piece of advice Beatty is said to have given Toback is always to include some small part for a pretty young actress in every motion picture--and to schedule auditions for
that part late in the day...”
    Wrote Toback in his self-referentially titled tome: “...Jim, informing me that he goes to a discoteque nearly every night, no matter what city he’s in, takes me there, wearing a black dashiki with yellow-and-red embroidery, tight, sharply flared pants, and a heavy gold medallion with
a naked woman on it...
    ....Warren Beatty, sitting with twins in identical dresses, jumps up to shake hands...
    ...the next recollection I have of that evening finds me in my room with one of the girls... transported for celebration... The time quickens, hardens, into long solid clouts, thuds. Tossing, throwing, pinning her legs. Whooping. Riding...
    “Boom-Boom [Brown’s procurer] and I meet two girls from UCLA at Chicken Delight. ....we take them to Jim’s, eat, dance, make love...”
    Cluck to the future, and the New York Post, dated today, September 16, 1999, for this look at Toback’s esthetic evolution: “...his [latest movie] opens with two teenage white girls in a sexual sandwich with an African-American fellow. Later, we see a white kid in a sexual sandwich
with two African American women...”
    Does that come on whitebread? And can you hold the balls?
    According to Toback’s “Jim”: “...[Sez Boom-Boom] ‘What makes the ladies love Boom-Boom, want his mouth on their pussy, their mouth on his dick, his dick in their cunt?...It’s because of his big, fleshy, black lips, his deep, dark skin and the fat length of his big thing..’
    Just so long’s they don’t mess with Jim:     
    “....[Sez Brown] ‘I take my ladies, and then I send them off [a balcony] when the time comes....’
    “...Jim is making his rounds...Jane Fonda is there and [soon-to-be Manson Family homicide victim] Sharon Tate...I drift into an old friend, a delicate girl of angled, Nordic beauty...and embark with her on an orgy... Jim joins.
    “...as we head out, Jay Sebring [soon to perish with Sharon Tate] stops Jim... Roman [Polanski, husband of doomed Sharon Tate] wants him to stay...
    “...[Later at Brown’s Hollywood Hills house] a group of BEU [Brown’s now-defunct Black Economic Union] staff workers...have been working day and night for a week on a poverty program for the South...I see a lush mural, bodies disrobed, several hard black male forms, hers [another
white college girl Toback had earlier f---ed], seated, supine, curled, contorted. Laughter, smiles; grunts and groans of delight..”
    Additionally, this scene of orgiastic miscegnation prompted Toback to reflect on other literary moments of black/Jewish erotic angst: from Saul Bellow’s “Mr. Sammler’s Planet”--"...The black man had opened up his fly and taken out his penis. It was displayed to Mr. Sammler with great oval testicles, a large tan-and-purple uncircumsized thing...”; and from Norman Mailer’s “American Dream.”

Clearly Toback was under the spell of, among other things, 1968’s quasi-fictional masterwork ‘A Fan’s Notes’--Frederick Exley’s worshipful, alcoholic ode to famed footballer Frank Gifford, which, for all the author’s groupie-like fixation on Gifford, is cold and clinically distant when compared to the heavy-breathing interracial suckjob that is “Jim”.

And although Exley would expire of multiple alcohol-related diseases--almost 30 years later, an astonishingly Tobackian scenario would unfold as Frank Gifford found himself entrapped by The Globe tabloid with his hand in the nookie jar--followed asynchronistically by Norman Mailer’s son’s betrothal to Donald Trump’s former mistress in what the New York Post, dated April 8, 1999, summarized thusly: “...Marla Maples has a new man in her life... Michael Mailer, [wife-stabbing] author Norman Mailer's filmmaker son. The pair met a few months ago when Marla was shooting James Toback's ‘Black & White,' which Michael Mailer is co-producing. Since then they've been nearly inseparable, and can frequently be seen canoodling....”
    And when it comes to canoodling, Toback wrote the book: “...Jim ...leads us [Toback and a “date”] all into his room. Jim comes in with a girl he’s met dancing...a dark low room, a wide low long bed, all of us on it, naked. Mixed doubles. Mounting, I serve first...The bed sways, swings, bounces...Two become one, four become two, then four one; blending, melding. Black and white...”
    Fade to Spy: “Toback can frequently be spotted casting future motion pictures in the Fairway market at Broadway and 74th Street whiling away entire afternoons importuning females asa they shop for fresh fruits and cheeses....Many... were offered.. parts in major motion pictures to be
directed by James Toback...
    “Toback offered us no movie roles... he became agitated. ‘I am going to be dangerous--I don’t care what the consequences are,’ he told an editor, adding unnecessarily, ‘I am not a normal human being...’
    “...He went on grimly, ‘If you print this piece, I promise it will be the single thing you regret most in your life.’ When pressed for details, he said, ‘Think of your very worst nightmare...’”
    “... ‘Two Girls and a Guy’ [stars] Robert Downey Jr. in a performance that should get as much notice as his off-screen antics... ...Warren Beatty, best friend of the movie's director, James Toback, is one of the hosts of the April 22 screening ... Another of the evening's hosts is [wife-stabbing novelist] Norman Mailer, whose son Michael is an executive producer.. Then there's Harvey Keitel, also one of Toback's bosom buddies [who stars as a multiple rapist in Toback’s 1978 ‘Fingers’
--also starring Jim Brown as a glamorous, woman-beating pimp]...Downey... apparently needs his probation officer's permission to attend... [April 6, 1998: New York Post ]    
    "‘All addicted people— be it drugs, alcohol, gambling — are drawn to each other because of a kindred spirit, a love not so much of self-destruction as a need for turmoil,’ says Toback.” [February 2, 1997: Daily News:]    
    "‘Hi, honey,’ Toback says to Downey.
    ‘Hi, sweetie,’ Downey says, the two of them joshing their way into Downey's character as Shields' gay husband.
    ...Downey had been sent to the clink by a Los Angeles judge after admitting he used drugs while on probation. But tonight he looks healthy, handsome and as sober as the judge who sentenced him.... [November 11, 1998: Daily News]
    “[Convicted rapist] Tyson, portraying himself, has agreed to appear in the film as a guru-like figure who's there to lend a hand — I didn't say fist.” [September 18, 1998, Daily News   
    “...Tyson nearly strangles a homosexual (played by Robert Downey Jr.) who starts hitting on him. "Please, please, friend, I'm on parole," Tyson says, as he backs up against a window before exploding into violence. [New York Post, September 16, 1999]
    “It's Back Behind Bars for Downey” [August 6, 1999: Daily News hed]
    “... Tyson has been incarcerated for assaulting two motorists..." Aug. 31 [Daily News, March 14, 1999]
    More from the Jim playbook: “...What, moreover, is the psychological and significance of the triangular relation of pimp, hooker and john in contemporary America if not the realization of black revenge? The white prostitute, f---ed, and so won, possessed, by the black man, will allure, nail, white men....”
    Claudia Schiffer and Mike Tyson... were shooting for ‘Black & White’.... In the scene, Schiffer and Tyson were having a drink, and Schiffer was musing on how, during paleolithic times, people thought that women became pregnant without the help of men. "They believed that women were everything," said Schiffer... "They still are, baby," said Tyson... [October 20, 1998, Daily News ]
    “William Lee Scott may have trouble getting work in Hollywood again after what he said about his co-stars -- including Mike Tyson ...and Claudia Schiffer in her acting debut....'Claudia does not have the brains to actually figure out a way to sleep with that many people. She looked like she could barely get herself from here to the door, man.....’ [Scott] knows just how big a pain in the ass Mike can be..." [February 3, 1999 New York Post]
    “....Brooke Shields says Mike Tyson came on to her when he played himself in a scene for their new movie, ‘Black and White.’....Shields...described her improvised on-camera exchange with Tyson as ‘one of the most interesting, devastating experiences I've had in film. ‘Every emotion was tapped into, and they never cut the camera,’ she says. ‘Mike came on to me. I tried to nurture him out of his anger [from a previous scene] and he got insulted by that. Then I tried to seduce him slightly because that was where I thought I had him most.’ The moment the scene ended, Shields says the ex-champ became furious and shouted that she was crazy.” [May 10, 1999: Daily News]    

Concluded Toback, according to the New York Post, dated September 28, 1998, "This is the most original movie ever made.” Either that--or an egregious instance of Jim Crow. Is the jig up for Toback? Stay tuned.

The Oyster Is Her World

She’s back in the stirrups again!

The triumphal return of post-porn modernist Annie Sprinkle in today’s gettingit.com Q&A chronicles the blaze that consumed Sprinkle’s Sausalito houseboat home last spring: “...I was out of town... My house sitter left a candle on for ten minutes when she went to the laundrymat... email about it that went all around the world. There were these huge benefits. People were donating orgasms, people were doing all kinds of auctions... people were incredibly generous. ... I've done four HBO Real Sex segments over the years... They sent me a huge donation... they took up a collection and sent me a really sizable donation!

"Susie Bright was very generous, the Guerrilla Girls were very generous, various SM groups were very generous. Tristan Taormino sent me money she got because she offered her bottom for spanking at some party. Toys in Babeland made a painting where people could stick their heads and have a Polaroid taken as a mermaid or a Tom of Finland... in San Francisco, there was a big benefit where 150 people.”

Talk about organized labia! Sprinkle also sounds off on drugs: ...”I always say that drugs are the lazy person's sex, and you can get to those places through sex, but sometimes to have [such] intense experiences activated through plants -- goddess-given plants -- can really be interesting. I'm just coming out and talking about that, because there's a huge stigma about sex and drugs and porn and drugs.”

Inna-gadda-da-vulva? Read her lips.