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Monday, August 30th, 1999

Jim South Scandal

Sin City director Kris Kramski has made a good documentary on the porno business called Porno. He's seeking a general release.

The original cut included 1995 CES phone messages from photographer Johnny and Jim South to Las Vegas porn girl Kelly Jean, telling Kelly that she needed to go over to Jim South's room at Ballys to sexually service him. In exchange, Jim would get her lots of work.

After word of this documentary got around, director Kris Kramski received death threats about the messages. A married man with kids, Kramski deleted the messages from his movie.

First message: "Hello [Kelly] this is Johnny. Jim South called me. It's ten after one. I don't know where you are. Jim's at Ballys. Call him at his room. Bye."

Second message: "Kelly Jean, this is Jim South. It is eight minutes past one. I am in the room. The room is 2320 at Ballys. Thank you. Goodbye."

Third message: [From Johnny] "It's 1:30 in the morning. I'd appreciate please if you could call Jim South right away. You've got to take care of this guy man if you want a lot of work. And he'll be good to you. Take care of him collect. No charge. No money. Just take care of him and call him at his room."

Johnny says that Regan Senter kept a copy of the recordings and furnished them to the documentary.

Johnny told Luke at 6PM Monday: "Luke, I could've told you this a long time ago. I used to go into Jim's f---ing office... You can quote me on this. I used to go into his office and underneath his blotter, he used to show me three or four f---ing Polaroids. And I always saw three or four different girls with a dick in their mouth. And I'm saying, who's f---ing dick is that? And he just looked at me and smirked. Why Johnny, that's my dick. I have to see if the girls will do porno.

"All the girls blow him [Jim South] in the backroom. You didn't know that?"

Jim South denies the story and says that he never kept a blotter on his desk. Jim says that he is not so stupid as to take and keep pictures of himself with his dick in a girl's mouth.

Roger Pipe's Porno 101 Class

Rog writes: Porn 101 Rule #3- There will be no spitting in class. In Porn 101 as in porn films, spitting is a disgusting misuse of the oral orifice. Anyone caught spitting will be assigned two weeks of detention where you will have to assist Mila in re-inserting her colon after a hard day’s work, without using your hands, if you know what I mean.

From the sqeaky wheel gets the grease file, we get this lovely story from net-ville. Lesbian film maker extrordiaire Jim Gunn’s was apparently pissed off that his newest ‘Strap-On Sally’ movie received only two stars in a recent AVN review. Fuming in an IRC chat one evening, Jim went running to Luke F-rd to vent his frustrations. When the anti-AVN rant showed up on the web site, Gene Ross responded immediately, offering plenty of excuses. One would think that a magazine that wishes to have any credibility would stand by its writers and not respond to what was, in effect, a whining tirade. However, Ross quickly appologized on his web site and said the review was a typographical error. A correction will be made and everyone seems happy. I happen to like Jim Gunn a lot, but I am quite shocked that anyone would be happy with an extra star for making a fuss. Doesn’t it mean anything to actually earn a decent rating? I’m equally shocked that the writer isn’t more upset at having his review perverted that way. I guess it’s more important for them to like the ‘right’ movies, than to actually express honest opinions. If it were me, I would have walked out on the spot. In all of my many rants against particular films or film makers, I have never had someone actually expect me to change a rating just because they whined. (And nobody should be holding their breath, because it just won’t happen, no matter how much somebody cries.)

The Voice's Deep Throat

The latest issue of the Long Island Voice focuses on porn. Go to www.livoice.com. Linda Lovelace tells the Voice:

Until the book came out, no one knew the real story. When the book came, people in the neighborhood reacted by thanking me for my courage and my strength. The lady across the street— who I thought was really not even going to talk to me anymore— had two daughters and she said "the book really helped me with my two girls."

I really didn't think things like this happened. They got to know me first, and then they learned of the LL thing. Before Ordeal, most people thought pornography was two consenting adults and normal sex. And it opened people's eyes that it's not like that at all.

When I needed my liver transplant, they had a fundraiser. They all chipped in. And my friend Matty went to all the video stores in Mastic Beach and they removed Deep Throat and they never rented it again.

I work in user support for an investment company in Denver and I have a part-time job at night where I clean office buildings. I'm up at five o'clock every day. I have thought about auctioning off my dresses on the Internet. I live in a condo that's less than 1,000 square feet and I have a grandson and my son just got married and she has a child from a previous marriage. I'd like to have a place where they could all visit. I miss Long Island. I miss everybody there, and I miss the ocean.

Publisher Alan Miles responds: "Don't ever give "Linda Lovelace" any credibility or you will just make more people hate you. She is nothing more or less than a damn liar. There were no guns pointed at her while she f---ed the world.....she loved every minute of it. This Jesus, Christian thing is a put-on. She enjoyed every minute of every f--- she got. You can take that to the bank. What you can't bank on is the religious right bulls--- that she has been spouting over the years. What a worthless bitch. Wake up Luke. Your fear of the adult industry will be the downfall of you guy....you need to wake up and smell the roses. By the way, since your conversion to Judiasm, have you gotten circumcized yet? I have some really neat photos to show you right after the operation. Just call."

Luke F-rd Live

DD writes: New feature for your website: Flash a blinking underlined signal in color that says: Luke is on the Net! You are live with Luke F-rd! at the top of your daily Webpage while you are at your computer working up your daily Webpage. I believe this will have the effect of creating an on-the-net talk show. It's exciting to interact with a celeb! This will generate a larger number of hits. I'll never forget the first time you put me "live" on the air. It was exhilirating to know you were actually there! It gives a whole other meaning to "Luke the scoop", as in scooped up and raised to new heights! It is ELECTRIC.

Chuck writes: "Read your page on Tanya Foxx. My late wife ( she died in Feb.) and I enjoyed the work she did for Shadowlane. Is there any way I can e-mail her and tell her what she did for my marriage? Maybe you could relay a message to her. Thank you."

Extreme Lawsuit Update

Attorney Michael Friedman writes Luke: I wanted to give you an update on the lawsuit Tiffany Mynx and Van Damage filed against Extreme Associates, Rob Black and Tom Byron. The lawsuit was originally filed in the spring of this year. Extreme hired the law firm Lenske, Lenske & Abrams to defend. The attorney handling the case is Bita Azimi.

Van and Tiffany's first task has been to obtain Extreme's financial records in order to ascertain its reported sales and collections. Extreme's former bookkeeper, Kim, told Tiffany and Van that she had made backup copies of Extreme's books up to March 1999, when she was fired by Extreme. Although she promised to give a copy of the backups to Tiffany and Van, she never did so I served her with a subpena to produce the computer floppy disks.

Normally service of a subpena for a document production is accomplished by a registered process server. However, I had hoped that by talking to Kim, I might persuade her to give me copies of the files without the formality of responding to a subpena. Therefore, I decided to serve the subpena myself. Well, Kim lives in a large gated community in the Valley. I gained entry to the community by entering on foot through a gate that was opened by an exiting car. I went to Kim's door, heard the TV on, and knocked. No answer, but through the rear patio door, I could see some movement inside. I decided to wait outside and stake out her apartment, figuring I might catch her leaving the apartment or opening the door to let someone out. I sat there for about 3 hours playing with the cats in the complex that came by to check me out, and knocked periodically on Kim's door. Still no answer. Defeated, I left.

Two days later I gained entry to Kim's apartment complex in the same manner and found her entertaining with her front door open. I went to the door and the first person I saw was Stryc-9 smoking a cigarette. I asked if Kim was there and some fellow with a beard told me that there was no one named Kim there. I told him that Kim's name is in the directory for this unit and that I wanted to talk to her. I got the front door slammed in my face. I waited outside again and this time, after about 10 minutes, the door opened and the bearded fellow looked outside to see if the coast was clear. I popped out and he ran back inside and slammed the door. This time I knocked vigorously on the door and, through the door, was told that they were calling security on me.

I waited around and sure enough, a security guard arrived. I informed him that I was trying to serve a subpena on one of the complex's residents and that she was evading service. He checked my ID, and my State Bar card, and called back to his supervisor. To the surprise of Kim and her friends, who figured that this guard would toss me out of the compex on my ear for trespassing, he entered Kim's apartment and brought her out for me so that I could serve her with the subpena. He knew, as did I, that one can do just about anything short of breaking and entering to serve a subpena. The quickest way to get this over with was for him to bring her out.

Anyway, Kim was not in a mood to talk to me and, it turns out, she made some deal with Rob Black and now denies that she ever had the back up files on disk. Interestingly, she was also represented by Bita Azimi, who has threatened me with all sorts of criminal and state bar charges, but nothing has ever happened and I doubt it ever will.

In the meantime, because the complaint included a claim of copyright violation (for Tiffany Mynx RIP and Asswoman - The Rebirth) Bita Azimi was able to have the case transferred from the Van Nuys Superior Court to the United States District Court in Los Angeles, where the case was assigned to Judge Consuelo B. Marshall. I know Judge Marshall well and would definitely want her as a judge if I was defending an adult video producer on federal obscenity charges because she has a reputation of being a liberal, at least compared to other judges in the same court. However, I was very concerned that she would find the issues raised by the case to be rather distasteful. Interestingly, Bita Azimi, Rob Black's own lawyer, appears to be quite offended by the works of hers and my clients and even referred to your site as a porno site.

In Mike Daniel's case against Extreme Associates and Tom Byron, which was also filed in Van Nuys Superior Court, I recall that the judge in that case laughed out loud in open court at some of the titles of Tom's videos that were financed in part by Daniels. He even read some of the titles he found amusing into the court record.

On the other hand, I remember watching Larry Flynt paying his contempt fine levied by Judge Terry Hatter in pennies in the clerk's office of the United States District Court in Los Angeles back in the late 1980s. (A law school buddy and moot court partner of mine was Judge Hatter's clerk and let me into the Clerk's office to watch.) Judge Hatter, like Judge Marshall, has a reputation as a liberal judge.

It didn't help Larry Flynt and I didn't think that this case would fair well in federal court either. Therefore, after discussing the issue with several attorneys familiar with various aspects of the issue, I dismissed the lawsuit which had been transferred to federal court and refiled the same action, minus the copyright claim, back in the Van Nuys Superior Court. The complaint was served on Extreme about two weeks ago and I am again working on getting Extreme's financial records, this time directly from Extreme.

I expect that the parties will each try to obtain information from the other throughout the fall and I will update you when I have found out more.

Ginger Lynn's Torn

Paul writes on RAME: About a year or so ago, I was at a Movie convention & it was a thrill to meet Ginger Lynn, since of course, her x-rated days were a turn on. She said how much she enjoyed doing comedy(The Vice Academy series, etc.) and how she loved Blake Edwards (but was cut out of "Skin Deep"). There is nothing wrong with being an x-rated performer. They do provide entertainment, and a service. But the idea of GOING BACK to porn sort of gives me the message of "I couldn't make it. Please buy my x-rated video. This is all I can do." I'm not trying to be Mr. Sensitive here, but does anyone else understand what I mean? I don't think this will be a comeback, but a comedown. Didn't she do some action CD-Roms and stuff? Was there a lot of money thrown at her to do TORN?

Someone: That's the point I was making earlier about it being kind of sad. Desperation for money (or for even feigned freindship) is the only reason any woman does pornography. So to see someone come back to it says a lot about the downturn their life has taken.

Brandy Alexandre: If that's what you want to believe, that's sad. It is not the ONLY reason any woman does porn. Ever consider that Ginger was just offered a bunch of money and she thought, "Well, I'm known for this anyway, never hid it, why the hell not!" If you were offered an enormous chunk of change for something you have no qualms about doing, wouldn't YOU do it?"

Former AVN writer Goldmarx: Ginger did not make it in Hollywood primarily because she refused to denounce pornography the way Traci Lords has. Studio executives fear a fundamentalist-led boycott if they don't extract this "loyalty oath" from ex-porn stars. If Hollywood studios weren't run by self-hating Jews who live in fear of a Bible Belt-led anti-Semitic uprising should the Christian Coalition feel the slightest bit offended, then Annette Haven, Georgina Spelvin, Veronica Hart, Kay Parker, and Jessie St. James, for example, would have long established themselves as distinguished mainstream movie and/or TV actresses. I don't think Ginger's in that class, but she is certainly no worse than her look-alike Meg Ryan.

SNeece writes: "Finally, someone else sees what is obvious. I refer to Goldmarx and his observations.Hollywood is the poorer for the abscence of Annette Haven,Veronica Hart etc. And he is right on about spineless self-hating Jews. Notice you haven't mentioned the positive review the play "The Dyke and the Porn Star." got in the 8/27 edition of the L.A. Times.Veronica Hart (the porn star) was praised highly. Likewise you have made no mention of Curveball '99 that was a resounding success.Rayne managed to get a number of ex pro footballers and other celebs to participate. About 1,500 spectators probably 20% women, mostly with male escorts. And they weren't shy about asking porners for autographs. Self Awareness for Disabled Americans was a smash success and the afterparty at Live Bait afterwards was also great. There were no losers and nobody put on airs. Don't be surprised if a few porn star /ex-jock romances follow this.

"I think both talent and fans enjoy these informal occasions as chances to connect to the outside world.One of the more uplifting days I've had in quite a while.How about it, Luke; are Rayne,Veronica Hart and Ginger Lynn morally stunted? Rayne started this out of her own pocket and watched it grow. Veronica Hart has put her career on the line both in front of and behind the camera because she thinks sex should be loving, exuberant, orgasmic and mutually giving. Ginger Lynn said early on;"I am a good person and liking sex does not make me a bad person." She could have sent a lot of people to prison in the Traci Lords scandal but did not. And it cost her big time. She was there for Charlie Sheen. Was he there for her? I think they are all infinitely morally superior to Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart, Jerry Falwell, Pat Buchanan and their ilk. Think about it! Print it!"

DD: "Was Charlie Sheen speaking Clintonese when he let slip that he was the only GUY Ginger Lynn slept with during their 18 month affair? Well, that cinches it for me. I'm now personally convinced that her favorite radio station is WD...Y...K....E!"

Mother Productions vs AVN

In the fall of 1998, I've heard, porn's trade magazine Adult Video News requested 50 free videotapes from fetish producer Mother Productions for its annual awards. AVN typically asks pornographers for their best tapes of the year to judge if any of them are worthy of AVN awards.

Around January, 1999, Mother Productions received about 40 of the tapes back, along with a request for a refund. A refund for money never paid. If my information is correct, it appears that AVN's lone warehouse manager confused the tapes for the awards show with tapes bought for AVN publisher Paul Fishbein's stores in Philadelphia.

Neither AVN nor Mother Productions would comment.

Luke has heard several similar stories to this one about Mother Productions. So porners would be wise to carefully check their receipts from AVN.

Luke has heard rumors that porners owed money by Fishbein's stores are asked to buy ads in AVN as a form of payment. AVN publisher Paul Fishbein completely denies this and Luke was once in his office when a porner phoned to ask if Paul would take product as payment for his AVN ads.

As a matter of policy, Luke runs almost any accusation he hears (and even some Luke makes up) against AVN.

CXCross: "It seems to be a common fact that most men would relish that opportunity to f--- a porn actress. If given the chance to have sex with one with no strings attached and no consequences, they'd take it. My question is, is the reverse true, would the average woman f--- a male porn star (the majority of whom aren't exactly 1st place winners in a beauty contest)? Or, a more telling question would be, how much such outside of the industry do male actors get (either from 'fans' or just on their own merits)?"

Strip Clubs Organize

From the Philadelphia Inquirer, August 26:

By Frederick Cusick

On stage in the perpetual twilight at Delilah's Cabaret, Destiny, Erin and Autumn are swaying in various stages of undress before an attentive crowd of well-dressed businessmen and middle-aged male tourists in shorts.

Upstairs in a crowded gray office, Greta Shamy, the chairman and majority stockholder of Delilah's, is holding forth on the advantages - social, economic and cultural - of exotic dancing.

"We just want to run a clean show, a clean business, pay our taxes," Shamy says of her club, located in a small shopping center at Spring Garden Street and Delaware Avenue. Eliminate the "gentleman's clubs" like Delilah's, she says, and it will hurt tourism and business travel to the city. "We're essential to those people having one good evening out a year, one good clean evening out," Shamy says.

In order to protect their industry, Shamy and the owners of four other Philadelphia-area strip clubs have banded together to create the Pennsylvania Cabaret Association. They, and the owners of 40 other clubs they have approached throughout Pennsylvania, hope to join together to lift the image of the nude-dancing industry and keep the government regulators off their backs. The club owners plan to emphasize to political leaders the number of jobs they create and to underline all the charitable work they do. They are in the process of hiring a Harrisburg lobbyist. There is also talk of setting up a political action committee, so that they, like the tobacco, liquor and gambling industries, can get the ear of politicians.

One of the reasons is fear, specifically fear of New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani, or someone like him. In the last couple of years, using local zoning and police powers, the mayor has mounted what people in the trade see as a successful purge of the adult businesses in New York. While no Philadelphia politicians have picked up the idea, the local club owners are scared that someone will. They are taking what they see as "proactive" steps to improve their image and public clout.

Albo Catches Luke Plagiarizing

From Luke F-rd Wire Service, Ltd.:

“Let’s talk about cocks” gushed foto-fetish legend Robert Mapplethorpe in an exclusive l-keford.com seance. “Not all black men have huge cocks. In the same way, not all white men have huge cocks.... People would argue it, but I have assimilated the belief that black people do have bigger cocks--not all--but generally. I think it’s a fact.”

"I want to publish a pornographic magazine,” enthused the omnisexual lensman. “I want to see how close I can come to real pornography. Play with that edge. In other words, can somebody jack-off to a photograph that, in fact, is better than pornography?”

LFP’s Mike Albo writes: “GOTCHA, s---bird!! Your supposedly “exclusive” seance with the late, great Robert Mapplethorpe was in fact PLAGIARIZED from the April ‘82 EAST VILLAGE EYE . Bobbi was a VERY close personal friend of mine, and I have forwarded your ghoulish act of copyright infringement to his foundation. Brace yourself for serious legal action, PUNK!”

What sort of man reads DEATH? Al Goldstein launched DEATH, “the world’s first publication devoted to death,” in July 1978 with the following editorial, headlined “Death Rattle”: “We hope to amuse and bemuse you. We hope to share with you our fears, sorrows, concerns and preoccupations. We hope to make the preparations for death easier, the exploration of what lies on the other side clear and, most of all in the most democratic of all experiences, to ventilate the humanness of our condition and the universality of the experience of dying.” DEATH, the magazine, sputtered and died shortly thereafter.

APA and Pro-Pedophilia Propaganda

Robert Knight writes in the Washington Watch column for the April edition of the Family Research Council newsletter, an anti-pornography Christian group:

So now, child molestation is no big deal - as long as it is okay with the child. That's the conclusion of a three-author study published by the American Psychological Association.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger took an hour of her radio show on March 22 to blast the study, which says that sex between adults and children is not only less harmful than believed but might even be positive for "willing" children.

Calling the study "garbage science," Dr. Schlessinger, who has a background in medical physiology, compared the APA's action to the 1973 American Psychiatric Association decision that took homosexuality off the list of mental disorders.

When the sex is consensual, the APA article says, such terms as "child abuse," "molestation," and "victims" should be abandoned in favor of "value-free" terms such as "adult-child sex." One of the sources cited as an authority on sexual history is Vern Bullough, who is listed on the editorial board of Paidika, the Journal of Paedophilia, which advocates adult-child sex.

Temple University psychology Professor Bruce Rind, University of Pennsylvania education Professor Philip Tromovitch, and Robert Bauserman, a psychology professor at the University of Michigan, wrote "A Meta-Analytic Examination of Assumed Properties of Child Sexual Abuse Using College Samples." Bauserman also wrote an article for the Journal of Homosexuality in 1990, "Male Generational Intimacy," which questions the "taboo" against man-boy sex.

The new study was published last July in the APA's bimonthly Psychological Bulletin. It was severaly criticized in a paper, "The Problem of Pedophilia," published by the Encino, California-based National Association of Research and Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH).

Homosexual activists around the world are working to lower or abolish the age of consent laws in order to "liberate" children. At the 1999 U.N. Population Conference in the Netherlands, about 130 youths from 111 countries signed a sexual rights manifesto that calls for the "right" of children as young as 10 to have sex with anyone.

The North American Man-Boy Love Association (NAMBLA), which advocates sex between men and boys, hails the Bulltein study on its website, noting, "[S]ex does not pose the danger to minors claimed by police, prosecutors and prudes crusading against man/boy love." Note the fraudulent use of the term "love" in lieu of sex.

NAMBLA's view mirrors that of Alfred C. Kinsey, whose Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) includes data from the molestation of 317 boys, some as young as two months. Kinsey concluded that children were sexually viable from birth and that molestation was harmless unless parents exhibited "hysteria" over the incidents. The Kinsey view of child sexuality has influenced three generations of sexologists and educators.

APA spokeswoman Rhea Farberman told the Washington Times that publication of the article does not imply endorsement by the APA. "It is clear to us," she said, "that child sexual abuse is harmful." Given today's habit of linguistic hairsplitting, could it be that the APA doesn't consider "consensual" pedophilia as "abuse?"

Faberman's statement notwithstanding, the APA has a history of promoting some causes while excluding other viewpoints, says Linda Nicolosi, co-editor of the NARTH Bulletin. "They will not, for exapmle, offer aplatform to anyone who says that homosexuality is disordered."

In 1996, the American Psychiatric Association reclassified paraphilias (sexual deviancies) in its Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM-IV). Sadists, masochists, exhibitionists and voyeurs now are considered disordered only if they feel bad or anxious about what they're doing, or if their paraphilia impairs them in some way. So the well-adjusted molester is considered psychologically sound, unlike those who experience guilt.

What is especially troubling about these APA pronouncements is that they are often used as a basis for counseling, court opinions, and policy proposals that can affect all American families.

In its "Criteria for Pedophilia," the DSM-IV writes: "To make a DM-IB diagnosis, the psychiatrist assesses the individual for either clinically significant distress or clinically significant impairment. Most individuals wiht psychiatric symptoms experience a subjective sense of distress which may include feelings such as pain, anguish, dsyphoria (unpleasant mood), shame, embarrassment, or guilt."

Jerry Kirk presides over the National Coalition For The Protection of Children and Families, formerly the National Coaliton Against Pornography.

Kirk writes: In all my years of ministry, in all my years of fighting to protect children and families, I never thought I would see the day when leaders of our nation's medical community would actually embrace the sexual molestation of children.

Who could have imagined such an outrage? And yet it has happened.

The American Psychological Assocation (APA) has actually released a study which essentially says:

* If an adult has sex with your child, don't worry. It's probably no big deal.

* If you don't freak out about it, your child will be fine.

* Expecially if your child agreed to have sex with an adult, then it will probably be okay. It's only abuse if the child feels bad about it.

* First let's find out if your child liked having sex with the adult - then we'll worry about the details.

It's the most astounding, horrifying thing I have ever seen coming out of our nation's scientific community! It's ghastly!

This perverse publication sugests that a child can actually make an informed decision about whether to have sex with an adult or not. It sells the sickening lie that sexual activity could ever be appropriate for a child.

It tells us that the only serious problem a child will have after "consensual" sex with an adult is the negative reaction of his or her parents or other grown ups!

This report opens the door for the "normalization" of pedophilia...child molestation...in exactly the same way that homosexuality has become "normalized" in this country. (That process began with a statement by the American Psychological Association too - some 20 years ago.)

And perhaps most dangerous of all - in the long term, anyway - this report paves the way for child molestors to stand up in court and claim that authorities have no right to detain them in the first place...because what they did didn't really hurt the child!

The American medical and educaiton communities look to the APA for direction. The American judicial system looks to the APA for guidance. Lawyers turn to the APA reports and guidelines when they sit down to build their cases for their clients. Judges are swayed by APA statements and positions.

Stopp Sex Ed

WASHINGTON, Aug. 30 /PRNewswire/ -- "Once again Planned Parenthood has forced its brand of sex education on parents and children," said STOPP International director Jim Sedlak. Sedlak was reacting to the news that the governor of California has signed a new law creating new sex education standards for California's schools.

The new standards were championed by Planned Parenthood in California. Previously, schools that opt to teach sex education were required to emphasize abstinence as the only 100% effective prevention method against pregnancy, sexually transmitted disease and HIV/AIDS.

Planned Parenthood objected to that old law. "Planned Parenthood-style sex education is nothing short of pornography," said Sedlak. "One need only look at Planned Parenthood's teen Web site (www.teenwire.org) or one of the books it is pushing 'It's Perfectly Normal' by Robie Harris to understand how perverted the organization is."

"Parents should note," Sedlak continued, "that the new law does not require schools to teach sex education. It only requires certain course content if the school opts to teach sex education. We hope that all parents will now protect their children and insist that their schools opt out of sex education altogether."

STOPP offers a book to assist parents in ending sex education in their schools. The book is titled PARENT POWER!! and is available on-line (http://www.all.org/resource/pp15.htm) or can be ordered from STOPP's resource department at 540-659-4171. STOPP is a project of the American Life League, the nation's largest pro-life educational organization with more than 300,000 supporters.

Hollywood's Homosexual Mafia

Unconfirmed gossip from the He-She Gay Page.

Mike writes: A book called, " Hollywood Confidential ", by Coral Amende had these blind items here are my thoughts.

1. Ms. Funny Leading lady has both sets of genetalia? Ellen Degenres

2. Ageless once hot star of soap- was once a hotter hooker? Diedre Hall

3. Mrs. Megastar through a fit when her hubby made advances to a male member of catering staff. Last straw came when she caught him in bed with her aspiring actor brother? I would say the Arquette family

4. Movie stud who dates the lovely who loves " big " men enrages same sex partners for receiving over giving? Brad Pitt

5. Messers. x,y and z trot out wives and kiddies for the public but lead separate lives of same sex orgies? John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and Alec Baldwin ( back in ye olden days I would have said Paul Newman )

6. Occasional thespian who is admired in both circles for his ability to auto fellate? Antonio Sabato Jr. Book also tells story of naken George Clooney and naked roomate running around frantically during 1994 earthquake. Coincidence? I think not.

Joze: Why do gay celebrities like Ricky Martin go on and on in magazine articles about wanting a wife and kids? Ten years from now, when he is still single and childless, what's he gonna say? He hasn't found the right woman? Why not be like Goeoge Clooney and say you're not into being a husband/father? It hasn't hurt his career.

PeeWee: Refresh my memory: how is George's movie career going?

Cat: Explain to me: How would George's career be helped by the wife-and-kids? They couldn't teach him how to act.

Charlie: Maybe he does sincerely and genuinely want a wife and kids, with boys on side (which is the same category I put Oscar de la Hoya in). The Kinsey-6, separatist gay sexual identity is an invention of the late 20th century western culture; it should not be automatically extended into other cultures, especially Latin culture. I think Latinos like Ricky Martin and Oscar are speaking the truth when they talk about wives and (especially) children. That doesn't make them any less boy-hungry. It's kinda Clintonesque: what you say is the truth, it's just that the truth you are saying is not the whole story.

Roger: Ricky Martin gay? Not possible. Haven't you seen both of his videos? He is with women in them. Besides he is a singer/actor it's not like he is in some sort of obviously gay career like say an NFL QB.

Nice Jewish Girl Phones

Nice Jewish Girl phoned Sunday evening for the first time in ten days.

NJG: "You're suffering heavy karmic consequences for messing with me."

Luke: "When did I mess with you baby?"

NJG: "Mentally, we mess with each other all the time. And you're all messed up. And your site has been dull without me. But I wanted to punish you."

Luke: "For?"

NJG: "I don't know. Venus is retrograding... And I hate you right now. I think it's all the girls. I'm just getting sick of all the f---ing girls. And I'm jealous. I can't handle it. By the way, Dr. Susan Block is sweet. I feel really bad. Tell her that NJG is a Jewish American Princess. You have to explain me to people, that I am just a JAP. You know I am. She is nicer than my mother was.

"Wasn't I screaming at you about the way you drive. Didn't I yell bloody murder at you? I was like, stop, you're going to give me a panic attack. The way you drive. Stop it. You were so silent. You were thinking, this f---ing bitch. She's yelling at me about the way I'm driving."

Luke: "I remember. And you were right and I was wrong."

NJG: He is confessing. You must be depressed.

Luke: The truth compels me to speak. Isn't it nice that Dr. Block is giving you three hours of free therapy to talk about your grandfather's incest?"

NJG: "As long as we can go as a couple. We have to go as a married couple."

Luke: "To talk about your incest."

NJG: Issues. You have to go with me... You need help too. Why do you think we like each other? You're just as f---ed up or worse... So, have you missed me?

"Dr. Block is a sweetie. I'm glad she loves her husband and her husband loves her. Luke, do you think we could ever be like that one day after we get married and everything?"

Silence.

NJG: Luke!

Silence.

Luke: No, I don't think we could be just like that.

NJG: But I wouldn't dress scanty in front of other people, like she does... And flirt... I'd be totally devoted to you.

Lukey, I'm losing weight. When you see me in December, I'll be really thin. I've lost ten pounds.

Luke: Really? Where did you lose it?

NJG: Everywhere, Lukey. Even in the place you like... My bras are big on me. Are you glad? But you love me anyway.

Luke: You're always beautiful to me.

NJG: I'm going through withdrawal. Sex in the City is not going to be on tonight... Sarah Jessica Parker acts just like me. She's totally a wing nut.

None of these women that you are going out with meaning anything to you.

Luke: No, I'm going to marry one of these chicks...

NJG: I hope so, for your sake. But I doubt it. You're a player.

Luke: That's the old Luke. I'm past that.

NJG: The old Luke? A week ago?

Luke: I'm waiting for some woman to look past my poverty and porno...

NJG: I will. I'd be willing to torture you into the millenium. It would be really fun.

Luke: What about my f---ing JFK story?

NJG: I'm not sure that I believe that. I've sent that on the gay boards forever. Then I was all pissed off at you. I felt like you raped me. You went over there [to the He-She Gay Page], took s--- from my friends. I was so mad at you. You're just a f---ing rapist. That pissed me off so bad.

You don't even like gay people. Yet you're raping their stories.

Luke: Well, if I can get good dish.

NJG: Where do you think great dish originates from? Straight men like you? I think not.

Luke: From homosexuals. Poofters.

NJG: JFK's wife looked really cold, as though she had ice water through her veins. She looked monsterous. He did not set off my gaydar. Did not ping.

Luke: I'm beginning to think that I might be gay.

NJG: I've been thinking that too. I think that really you're not but I think that there is a whole male bonding thing. That you don't respect women very much. So you're like gay guys who don't like women. I've been on your case since I've known you, so that even if you do get married, you will still be a major player.

Luke: Only when my wife is unclean.

NJG: What does unclean mean?

Luke: When she's menstruating.

NJG: You don't do women when they're menstruating?

Luke: No, it's against the Torah.

NJG: Before you studied the Torah, did you ever do women when they were menstruating?

Luke: Yeah, it was disgusting.

NJG: Oh, get over yourself. You are sick. That's gay. Right there. If you can't go to the store and get tampons, that's gay.

Luke: Maybe I can find a woman who's had a hysterectomy or talk her into getting one... So she won't bleed.

NJG: Lynne seems to be heavily coming onto you but you've told her no way.

Luke: I don't want to be a slut.

NJG: But you are already. This is just a little Luke phase, you'll return to abusing women soon. You're going out with three chicks.

Luke: More.

NJG: That's abuse of women. See, you're a player. A player equals a guy who goes out with a lot of women.

Luke: Well, I do like to play. I'm just a kid at heart.

NJG: You know what's gross to me? Sleeping with all those chicks...

Luke: It feels good at the time.

NJG: I told you how I felt, waking up in the morning... Echh...

Luke: I don't let them sleep with me. I f--- 'em and throw them out.

NJG: Unless they're having their period.

Luke: Yeah, then don't even bother coming by.

Luke: Do you think that is insensistive?

NJG: DO I THINK THAT IS INSENSITIVE?

Luke, sometimes the best sex you can have is when a woman is menstruating.

Luke: That's disgusting.

NJG: That's disgusting but gangbangs and porn s--- aren't disgusting?

Luke: But that's disgusting in a cool way.

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Luke: I do. I'd rather die than swallow sperm.

NJG: Sperm is ugly, gross, icky, it's totally disgusting...

Luke: Sure is... You're not going to catch me sucking on a dick.

NJG: Well, why do you make girls do it?

Luke: Because I like receiving it. I don't like to do any work. I just like to lie back and be serviced. I like to be fellated.

NJG: I know that already. You don't like putting any energy into anyone.

Luke: I just want them to take care of me.

NJG: That's your problem.

Luke: How much can I get out of this?

NJG: You think that one of these three girls is going to marry you but then you're sleeping with all these other chicks... Do you think your marriage material? You are so deluded. My cat agrees with me, you are deluded!

Luke: Chicks dig guys that other chicks dig. All these chicks are descending on me.

NJG: That's because you've got the player vibe...

Luke: I do like cricket.

NJG: That's a game. We're not talking about those kind of games. We're talking about the head trips you put on women.

Luke: I like to mess with their minds, bring out their mothering, nurturing instinct...

NJG: So they can save you like I thought I could save you.

Luke: Have them give to me day and night.

NJG: Like I was giving to you day and night. If you get married, I have to see it.

Luke: You can cover it for l-keford.com. I'll give you a press pass.

NJG: I'll be skinnier by then. By the time you're married, I will have wasted away. I'll be dead.

Luke: I want to deflower you before then.

NJG: Do you think I trust you?

Luke: Have you had sex since you've turned XX?

NJG: You better not put how old I am on your website. Umm, no, I haven't. I haven't had sex in several years.

Luke: I haven't had sex for...

NJG: An hour.

Luke: A few hours.

NJG: Spiritual people do not go out with ten different women... They're not as egotistical. They don't abuse women like you do. If they do have sex with women, it is meaningful. Can you say yes to any of those questions?

Luke: No. You're right. I'm a fallen creature.

NJG: Do not even go there. You just want people to feel sorry for you. I'm going to tell your fans, do not feel sorry for this creature because he pretends to be torn and conflicted. He pretends, oh yes, I'm human. I'm not a god, I'm human. It's your schtick.

Luke: I'm a wounded young god and I just need someone to put my pieces back together and inspire me...

NJG: No nice Jewish chick will like you... Luke, you only love games.

Luke: I do have a fondness for cricket and for mindf---ing vulnerable chicks.

NJG: Do you think I am a vulnerable chick? You are so wrong. I just know how to play your game.

Luke: You like cricket too.

NJG: My mars is in Gemini so I am going to be attracted to Geminis like you. And my moon is in Sag...

Luke: Your moon is in vag?

NJG: Gutterhead... So anyway, turn the tape off and talk to me.

Luke turns the tape off. Then he turns it back on.

Luke: I went to this beach bonfire thing Saturday night. Jewish Active Singles.

NJG: I've done that a million times. Did people get naked around the fire like we used to?

Luke: No.

NJG: Did anyone say they missed me last week?

Luke: No.

NJG: What a drag. We thought we were so good.

Luke: But I did get a letter from the boss. He's disappointed with the direction of the website.

NJG: I saw that. Was that directed at me?

Luke: Dunno.

NJG: I'll be back in December. We'll go out. Can you help me with the ticket?

Laughter.

BrandyAlx1: Did you ever think that you're just an inattentive driver and it was not divine providence? ;) Luzdedos1: good point BrandyAlx1: Just teasing. :) Luzdedos1: how ru? Luzdedos1: i went out with this terrific chick today but she discovered my website tonight and is all concerned BrandyAlx1: What is she concerned about? Assassins, impotence,... Reckless driving? BrandyAlx1: My life sucks Luzdedos1: sorry Luzdedos1: I dunno. I told her that I found porn viscerally disturbing but then she saw my site and did not believe me. I think I need to rail harder against the sin of porno. Will anyone ever marry me?

BrandyAlx1: I think you'd have more luck using example than proving further obsession, quite frankly, Luke. Well, she probably doesn't believe you because you're so passionate about it. It would look like one of those "doth protest too much" kind of things. BrandyAlx1: Rather than escalate the "sin of porn" approach, continue as always, but show her that it's just a job. You're normal (sort of). BrandyAlx1: As far as anyone marrying you, you have to prove yourself marriageable. That's one of VERY few places in life where women have the advantage. We can be losers and some reasonable decent men will still take us. (The other thing is that it's more acceptable for women to be homosexual).

LA: i have taken a vow of compassion LA: everything changed from last week LA: you should learn about breathing...indeed. LA: in a funny way, I think that which brings us together is a combination of true spitirual quest tempered with a disturbing penchant for the lurid and sublime.

Ron Sullivan writes: "Marriage life is good. My vegetables grow well in the garden and my sons are doing well. Nathan is married now, living in big ol' f---ing house. I'm hoping one day soon to be a grandfather. No news of that yet."