Monday, August 23rd, 1999
Brandy Alexandre vs Bianca Trump
Brandy says: Thought you'd like to so the TOTALLY moronic email I received from Bianca Trump, where she tries to lay claim to my name as "copyright."
Bianca Trump wrote:
To Whom it may concern,
I am the owner of brandyalexandre.com I never authorized the acknek letter for change of server. I am in NO way or ever was affiliated with Name Secure (925-377-1212). I do however have your application form to them in which you request my domain name be changed, as well as there email back to you refusing to do so due to invalid transfer due to unmatching information. This proves your intent to illegally try to take over my domain name.
I would encourage you to check with an attorney before incriminating yourself any further by trying to illegally obtain my web site. I would like to remind you that Brandy Alexandre is copyright of B.T. Productions Inc. Any use of this name in any way is an infringement of my rights. Please refer to http://www.loc.gov/copyright/title17/chapter5.pdf for a reference to my rights and the consequences for any damages.
I demand you to cease and desist any business affiliations or practices involving this name or this web site. If you refuse to do so you will leave me no choice but to pursue you legally. Sincerely, Bianca Trump (OWNER) biancatrump@biancatrump.com A copy of this letter has been forwarded to my attorney at Law Mr. Sidney Fleishman , Ft. Lauderdale, FL.
Then Brandy Wrote:
Dear Ms. Trump: If you actually had an attorney you would know that only an attorney can generate a cease and desist letter. He would also tell you that there is no such thing as a copyright on a name, and therefore no such claim as ridiculous as BT Productions having such copyright on Brandy Alexandre. In fact, he would tell you that since Brandy Alexandre has been my professional name since 1984, and I am very well-known by the name, and have filed income taxes under the name, that I have right to publicity under California Civil Code Section 3344 through which I may control anything having to do with the name.
However, I have been unable to find any record of a Sidney Fleishman registered to practice law with the Florida State Bar Association as either an active or inactive member. You, Ms. Trump, are infringing on my right to publicity through your attempt to register brandyalexandre.com as an internet domain. This has been noted by the domain name authorities.
There was nothing illegal or even underhanded in my actions with regard to a request for transfer. I followed the policies of both namesecure.com and Network Solutions. I have had numerous conversations with regard to this matter and all parties have expressed their intention to honor my clear and unfailing rights.
I embrace your desire to commence legal action so that I can expose this scam and countersue for infringement of my right to publicity, harassment, malicious prosecution, and seek recovery of any monies generated by you during the time you illegally used my name to bring customers to your web site, and punitive damages. I should also inform you that your arbitrary use of the name "BT Productions" infringes upon the trademark of BT Productions, Inc., the producers of instructional videos. If necessary, I will encourage them to join me in pursuit of reparation for your illegal activities, and any damages an association with a porn star/hooker your use of their name has caused. I will look upon this missive as yet another empty attempt to harass and annoy me. I request and suggest you stop these plainly antagonistic pranks. Brandy Alexandre
Squash Videos Decried
SIMI VALLEY, Calif., Aug. 23 (UPI) - Actor Mickey Rooney has joined lawmakers and animal rights activists to decry what are being called "crush videos," a type of pornography in which women wearing boots or open toed shoes crush small animals and insects beneath their feet. At a news conference today in Simi Valley, Calif., Rooney displayed still photos showing women in stiletto high heels squashing a mouse, rabbit and what appeared to be a guinea pig or hamster. "It's deplorable," Rooney said, adding that "the right of free speech does not include crushing small animals to death." Also at the news conference was Rep. Elton Gallegly, who has introduced a bill in Congress to impose a prison term of up to five years for sale of the videos.
Pray For the Piece of Jerusalem
Jaded Jewish Girl writes: Hey Luke, are you ever going to really go to Israel? Because there's a Jewish pornographer you'd most likely come into contact with named Danny Harrari. The man is a SLEAZEBAG!!! He owns Kahol Amok (deep blue), an "S&M" studio in downtown Tel Aviv. Despite favorable press in the Jerusalem Post, however, Danny Harrari is nothing but a wanna-be male dom who lures naiive women into his studio under the guise of "bondage modeling" and then forces them to f--- all his friends on film, interspersed with his friends attempting to shove things up your ass without lube, use a signal whip on unsafe areas of the body, piss on you and all kinds of other exquisite delights. After this, he will make you visit a few other of his friends in "hotels." He will threaten to beat the living s--- out of you if you do not do this, and he is crazy enough to do it. He then justifies it by saying he will pay you a large amount of money not to say anything. If you do go to Israel, visit Tel Aviv and kick the s--- out of this guy...or at least give him the press he REALLY deserves!
Kid Vegas tells : "I was thinking of putting Luke F-rd in [new movie] if he wanted to dress up like me. I told him I'd hook him up with some Kid Vegas apparel and some better guns. A .38 doesn't do the job. He needs assault rifles like me, like an AK-47."
Luke: "I'd love to do it Kid Vegas. And maybe you could comp me some clothes."
Kendra Jade Writes
Porn star Kendra Jade has received rave reviews on her performances at the Nevada whorehouse The Bunny Ranch. She writes me Monday morning: "I was supposed to come home today, but to tell you the truth, I just don't want to deal with the stress of home. I am very happy here. So here I am still here... I may leave tomorrow or the next day I am not sure. What did the emails from Craig Vasiloff say? I like Caig a whole bunch. And tell your little cunt friend NJG that if she chooses to be childish and keep calling me names over the internet she's gonna have a big problem the next time she comes out here. I am just tired of the immature namecalling from someone who is supposedly so "worldly". Anyway, I will see you soon. And I don't really care that you don't love me anymore as you state so frequently on your site. I just wish she was not so insecure about herself that she has to always make you say that you dont love me. I mean, HELLO. TIME TO GROW THE f--- UP. Anyway, I will speak to you when I get home."
Kendra refers to my sponsor Craig Vasiloff who is trying to get her domain name www.kendrajade.com back. It is currently owned by Gary Tilden, who's regarded by many as a scam artist..
Luke replies to Kendra: "Hurry home, sweetie, I miss you. How's work?"
Kendra: "Work is great, and unlike most girls in the biz...the ones here are not catty or vicious. I have made a lot of friends here. Even the pornstars who come here have a different mentality and seem to be far nicer than most I have met."
Luke: "It's very good of you though to sacrifice your body to f--- strangers so that we can afford a nice middle class living and send our children to a nice Jewish Day School, like the North Valley Jewish Community Center.
"NJG is funny because she represents how many straight women think about porn stars. Straight women resent you because you take male affection away from them. The straight woman's sexual allure is diminished by your success. Why work so hard to see NJG's tits when you can go on the internet and see tits for free?"
Kendra: "She can be quite humorous, but it appears that much too often her insecurities are directed towards me, much like most girls i know. And yes we do get a lot of attention, but if that was the attention they wanted, then they should dedicate themselves to a career like most of us have. Meaning traveling appx. 40 weeks out of the year, (sometimes more) meanwhile doing magazine shoots, film shoots, tv shows, interviews, radio shows/interviews, making hundreds of phone calls a day, all while trying to run a fanclub, website, and (most of us) run a normal life at home. It's not easy but we bust our asses (sometimes literally) for that attention. So if NJG would like that attention, tell her to walk one f---ing day in my shoes. I feel I have made mistakes and sometimes done things I am not proud of, but overall I am a good person and i dont need people trying to put me down all the time."
Luke: "Run to me, Kendra darling. My writing is in a slump. I need some inspiration. And remember, you've had a part of me that NJG has never been able to touch."
Kendra: "what's the matter, luke???no more lawsuit threats to keep ya busy? :) "
Heather Hunter Interview
www.genegetter.com interviews Vivid girl Heather Hunter. Gene writes: "The steamiest sex scenes ever captured on adult films have to go to Heather Hunter. She has done things with her body only a gymnast could handle. She's also one of the most popular adult film stars of the 20th century as well as the most popular black adult film star in the world. She has been in the adult film industry for an ironic thirteen years, but let's call them her lucky 13. Films such as "The Look 2000," "Heather Hunted," "Torch" and "Performance" are now things of the past. She has moved from adult films to pursue more of her creative talents. Currently, Heather could be seen hosting a sexy/music video show on pay-per-view called "The Peep Show." As always, Heather has been a friendly, genuine spirit. Still, her undeniable beauty (including her signature long and curly black hair) and open sexuality disgust some people and yet, wow others, male and female. The choices she made in her life are surprisingly, respected by many."
Hunter confirms that Heather Keisha Hunter is her real name. She calls the autobiographical Torch as her best film and Hawaiian Blast her worst, because she fell from a boat and hurt her knee.
Born October 1, 1969 in the South Bronx, Hunter entered porn after meeting porn star Hyapatia Lee in a strip club. Heather did her first X-rated video (Heather) on her 18th birthday.
Why did Hunter leave porno? "Because the industry has changed, a new generation. Generation X. I love the legendary crowd of the early 90s. It's all action-adventure porn now." (www.genegetter.com)
There's No Business Like Show World
From Luke F-rd Wire Services, Ltd: NEW YORK CITY: Culture is alive and well in Times Square...sort of. The once-prosperous Show World Center masturbatorium now offers “art” movies and performance to shore up its sagging finances and seedy image.
Compelled by new zoning laws to dramatically scale back its peep-show operations and eliminate nude feature-dancing altogether, Show World threw wide its doors to Gotham’s culturati this past January, as recounted in a New York Times article aptly entitled “Other Things to Do in a Sex Shop”: “...every Thursday through Sunday, Firewater Films...sets up a screening room upstairs at Show World...at Eight Avenue and 42nd Street...Half the films shown are solicited by Firewater, and the other half are submissions... Firewater began showing films on large-screen televisions and 16-millimeter projectors... Firewater plans to screen 35-millimeter films as well...Firewater modeled its deal with Show World after the traditional business relationship between cinema owners. and distributors...Firewater pays rent to Show World and splits the $5 admission price....”
Show World’s patronage of the lively arts in its former Big Top Lounge is further explored in last week’s New York Press: “...Show World was once where desperate junkies danced naked to support $200-a-day heroin habits. The downstairs is still devoted to 25-cent peep booths...but the upstairs has gone legit. On the left is a movie theatre where they show $5 kung-fu flicks. In the upstairs lobby, two-dollar-a-game pool tables sit unused. The Collapsible Giraffe is presenting a $15-a-head performance piece called “Three Virgins.”
It’s a multimedia play in which three actors scream and read from a text that sounds like it’s about denouncing elected officials for child abuse...while moving around brass rails once used by naked women [and] was probably more perverse than anything Show World had ever done.”
Show World’s mouthpiece, Herald “The Price Is Right” Fahringer, had this to say on behalf of his flagship porno client: “They could sit back and let the place sit empty, but they are trying to utilize the space, to produce some income, and not be a facade.”
“It’s all they can get”, conceded Fahringer. “They can’t get the product from the studios. They are forced into other genres of film: native films, art films or cult films.”
Fahringer’s cinematic observations for the New York Times came within a week of his humiliating refuff by the U.S. Supreme Court--which on January 11, 1999 refused to hear Fahringer’s last-ditch arguments on behalf of Show World’s Richard Basciano and other Times Square showbiz personalities.
Filmmakers or dramaturges seeking submission guidelines can contact Fahringer at Lipsitz, Green, Fahringer, Roll, Salisbury & Cambria or speak with Chittachongo the token vendor on Show World’s first floor after 10 pm.
Charley Crowe Dead?
Luke received this from Charles Pinion, the real person behind porner "Charley Crowe," says: "I'm a friend [of director Charley Crowe]. I'm a little broken up at the moment. But Charley is dead. I saw the body. I'm sure he'd appreciate your putting his obit on your site. I'm going to Florida to grieve.
Charley Crow [Charles Pinion], multi-hyphenate auteur and rising director at adult video company Extreme Associates, died sometime early Sunday morning, August 22, 1999. He was found floating face-down in a swimming pool in the San Fernando Valley. Cause of death is unknown.
As camera man and editor, Crow worked on several features for Extreme directors Lizzy Borden and Rob Black. In his short tenure at Extreme, he contributed to such titles as ACID SEX, S.I.D.S., PORNOFLICK and many others. His credits as director include ARCHER'S LAST DAY and CORNHOLE ARMAGEDDON. His third movie, L.A. 399, was set to start shooting the end of August. A high-end feature, it was to star Jasmin St. Clair and Jamie Gillis.
Rob Black, who hired Crow "on a drug-induced whim," had no comment except to say, "The script [for L.A. 399] is good, damn good, so it's gonna get made. Charley would want me to make that happen." Crow had been depressed lately, according to friends. His workload was getting to him, and he was observed talking to himself, hitting himself in the head, and repeating the word "gangbang" over and over. He has no surviving relatives.
Luke: Charley Crowe worked with David Aaron Clark at Screw magazine in New York. He accompanied Clark to John Bone's Cream Entertainment in the Spring of 1998. They then left in the Fall and moved to Extreme Associates. Clark left Extreme in May of this year, and the above note may indicate that Crowe has now also left Extreme.
Krash writes: The necromorphic curse of dickless Joe Christ strikes again! Check this link for pic of late Charles Pinion with genitally disenfranchised "filmmaker" Joe Christ: http://members.aol.com/lgraham688/christ.htm
Another tribute to Charles Pinion from dickless Joe Christ.
http://cinemacellar.com/cinemacellar/cinemagallery.html
http://bme.freeq.com/dib/index.html
Bush writes: "Has C Pinion indeed gone room temperature? If this is indeed true, I'm saddened as we used to correspond often many years ago. In fact, I was the first (only?) person to broadcast his art film Twisted issues on my television program Brains On Film. He was teaching high school art at the time. Is it the same Pinion? It must be. Is he truly dead?
"PS. You are becoming the "CyberLandis" (tm Bushmiller) of porn. As your site is taking on a more personalzine [touch] as of late and, contrary to...um...contrary opinions, that's not bad."
From :
This is what Rob Black, full of obvious grief, had to say: "Charley Crow has died. He drowned in a pool."
G. Ross: "I find it odd that Charley sends me e-mails about his death."
Black: "He did it before he f---ing killed himself. I'm serious."
G. Ross: "Well the dead just e-mailed me about ten minutes ago with an update....what's the angle? What's going on here?"
Black: "There's no angle except for Charley Crow dying. The only angle is that he's left Extreme Associates in a kind of disarray as part of editing, directing and things like that and shooting for XPW. I have to replace Mr. Crow in the shooting of XPW and shooting a movie LA 399 that was supposed to go into production next week and was supposed to be the big summer blockbuster. But I'm going to have to find someone else to do it. I might have to do it myself, like I don't got anything else better to do, except get behind the camera and shoot somebody's f---ing movie. But this movie's good. If we get big praise for it, it'll be the long-lost movie script that got made while Charles was dying in a pool." (From )
Alicyn Sterling Dead
Paula writes on RAME: I am looking for details on Alicyn Sterling's (Carrie Bittner's) death. I have read on the Internet Movie Database (IMDb.com) that she was killed in an auto accident in Las Vegas last month. This news deeply saddens me, as I was a big fan of her's. I know she has been out of the industry for a while, but is there any good compilation videos of her? Will a studio put one out it memory of her?
David Aaron Clark's Asianatrix
Schwenko writes: This past weekend I watched both Asianatrix and Asianatrix 2. I enjoyed "2" more than the first, even though Suzi Suzuki was in the original. As was Jade Blue Eclipse, a Japanese performer from San Francisco. I happened to catch her audition performance at Chez Paree in SF in Feb 1996 as a dancer. I saw her the next day on the street in the Castro wearing a green see-through raincoat. Anyway, my question is this: She has a tattoo or branding or some sort of "adornment" on her left(?) inner thigh that seems to be a organic molecular structure (2 rings). Can anyone tell me what compund it is and WTF it means? Looking forward to Asianatrix 3.
David Clark, who has a weakness for asian women, replies: Jade-blue Eclipse has the chemical composition for the drug Ecstasty tattooed in white ink on her inner thigh. It was my birthday gift to her two years ago. And I look forward to Asianatrix 3, one of these days, too .. until then check out the newly refurbished Annabelle Chong in "Poison Candy," out in Sept/Oct from Heatwave.
Schwenko: The October 1999 Hustler Erotic Video Guide has some really great hardcore shots from Asiantrix (with Annabelle Chong looking pretty good with a cock in her mouth). However they rank it as one-quarter erect; at the same time they list the performers as Jade Blue, Eclipse, etc. (sic). Also some great shots of personal fave Suzi Suzuki (with some really derogatory remarks). On the other hand this weeks SCREW reviews Asiantrix 2, giving it 95 on the PeterMeter. At least they didn't have David Aaron Clark review it! As I previously posted I preferred 2 to 1, although both had some hot scenes. May Lings mini-bukkake was hot!
Dcoldman: I HATED that movie. I LOVE Suzi Suzuki, and the sound in her scene is completely gone, replaces by some weird creepy music, special effects shots that destroy the sexiness of the scene, and a stupid part where she wears a mask while f---ing. What a waste of every single thing that went into making that scene. A video with no audio. What's next, a video with audio, but no video?
Eversince Annabel has that new look in her eye, and has gone to the condom, she's just not worth watching anymore. I don't even copy her scenes to my "best of" tape.
David Clark: Wow, what makes it worth suffering the displeasures of the resolutely utilitarian-porn fanciers like D. Coldman is actually having someone besides a friend familiar with my tastes, goals and obsessions pick up on a reference: Yes, my "perfect mind pornographies" do reflect my interest in gnosticism, and certainly that scene in ASIANATRIX began as a homage to "City of Broken Dolls." (Stephanie Says, btw, is now my producer, and great at it) And D., too bad my work isn't to your taste. Everybody's entitled to holding an intelligent opinion, and you have your solid reasons of preference. Maybe something I do will eventually strike you a little better -- I don't go ultra-artsy all the time, though I do reserve the right -- that's one of the FUN parts about making these things. And ya gotta have fun in your life.
Ultradamno writes: There's a very positive review of the first one at: www.spectator.net/EDPAGES/Asianatrix.html that has some nice pictures including one of Stephanie Says that makes me wonder if DAC's got a copy of the book City Of Broken Dolls lying around, and this Perfect Mind buisness puts me in the mind (not so thunder perfect :~) of the Nag Hammadi Codices (or at least Current 93 and/or Nurse With Wound and/or God Is My Co-Pilot) not that I don't aprove, mind you, on the contrary. I just makes me feel a little, I don't know, gnostalgic. Excuse me now, I have to go get someone to slap me for making that horrible pun.
For the benefit of those confused by the admittedly obscure references in my post here's some links; for more on Gnosticism and the Nag Hammadi Codices go to: www.gnosis.org/naghamm/nhl.html www.riewe.com/astrology/gnostics For the text of the Thunder, Perfect Mind: www.gnosis.org/naghamm/thunder.html For more on photographer Romain Slocombe (City Of Broken Dolls): www.experimental.com/slocombe/ www.talent.photographie.com/portfolio/slocombe/yoko/fr/ For more on Nurse With Wound: www.brainwashed.com/nww/ www.trouserpress/com/bandpages/NURSE_WITH_WOUND.html For more on Current 93: www.longshadows.com/satya/c93 www.brainwashed.com/c93/ www.mindstorm.com/~waxy/wserpent/C93.html For more on God Is My Co-Pilot: www.southern.com/southern/band/GODIS/ www.io.com/~hise/godco/index.html
Queen of Nasty 2
Brad from Danger Boy Video writes: Where to start: Well, we wrapped up Mila Queen of Nasty #2. This one is called " The Wreckage". We did just that. Jim DiGiorgio was warned that he needed to wear protective gear when shooting up close and personal on the queen. (we'll post a shot of the haz mat outfit later).Meanwhile, I'll let Jim tell you his side himself. He rocked on camera as Mila broke in 3 new girls and she tore up Jennifer Leigh too. We shot a ton of great s---, and it looks like we're going to put out an additional movie , "Girls running wild" , which will be all of the crazy and outlandish stuff that we cant really put out in a feature. We have a ton of footage of all the girls pissing, everywhere from Rodeo drive to Sunset strip to somebody's mail box in Sunland. Flashing, fruit enemas, garden hoses, whipped cream, bubble bath, and some other s--- that slipped my tired mind.
We had 1 flake, Jack Hammer. All I can say is "Whatever". No phone call, no message, just a no show. He's probably getting bounced on somebody's knee in cell block D in County. Mad jack dropped in with his New girl Jesse, who we borrowed for an afternoon of cum swapping and face splashing. She was KILLER! Katya was, and is, an amazing girl. She did everything that Mila asked and more....and today, for the final scene, we had Katya strike revenge on Mila in the form of a Super Sawzall Pluss with an 8" dildo attached. We're talkin a super tool guys...it cuts cement! Anyway, too much to tell. WE LOVE OUR LITTLE MILA and we think we have another hit. Watch Luke F-rd for photos in a day or two. Oh yeah.....ask DiGiorgio about the lizard.....If I told you , You would think I was lying.
Oh knowledgable one: If a lizard crawls onto a table and proceeds to walk onto a girls back while she is getting f---ed on the table, is that Beastiality? I mean...the Lizard didn't f---, so is that usable footage? I can always call an attorney tomorrow, but I figured I'd call you first?
Luke: You have my blessing son, distribute in peace.
Brad: "Serious? He almost went in the ass? But the rose colon scared him away?"
Orgy's Blue Monday
Sin writes: I am just curious about Orgy's "Blue Monday" video directed by Gregory Dark, there are three women in the video, are any of these women current porners, a la Sublime's "The Wrong Way" video with Chasey Lain in it? Also, I live 10 minutes away from Devon Shire's hometown, only recognition gained by her here was during the OJ trial, the local video store set up a shrine dedicated to Jennifer Peace "Our hometown girl" is what it read, since then nothing. IF you could see Pineville, Ky you could easily understand what a dumb bitch she is. Just watch Beverly Hillbillies sometime and you have it.
Luke on Dr. Susan Block
Saturday night Luke appeared on the Dr. Susan Block Show. It will be replayed at 9PM Monday PST at www.radiosuzy1.com.
Dr. Block hubby Max writes: "Thanks for being on the show, your work reminds me very much of some of the early L.A. Stars I did, always kept people off balance, including the porn industry which in the seventies was virtually in the closet . I think you provide an important voice, and for sure an independent voice. Every major industry and government agency should have to answer to the people they serve ( or don't serve )."
Andrew Blake's Delirious
Zypher writes on RAME: Andrew Blake has said he doesn’t like ‘under the balls shots,’ or something to that effect. He obviously dislikes the look of sex, if not the idea. This film, consequently - even more than his previous ones - leaves sex to the imagination.
To start with, Dahlia Grey *tells us* she had sex with a man, and knowing Blake, we know that that’s as close as we’ll get to see her ride some man to blissdom. Following her revelation, we are treated to two hours of women almost masturbating, alone or in groups, at times touching. One might call it lesbian sex. Their slow undulations to jazzy strands of music bring snake charming to mind and that makes sense, in a Freudian kind of way. A man, Frank Gun, is paired first with Anita in an exultingly beautiful, yet heatless, scene, and later with Ursula. The ratio of sex is one part boy/girl to eleven parts girl/girl.
What story there is isn’t important to the enjoyment of this film. It is a prime example of the genre I have named ‘Aquarium Porn.’ It isn’t *meant* to be followed from beginning to end, nor to be fast forwarded through. Let it run on the TV-screen while you do your chores at home. It won’t distract you, and if you miss an hour in the middle, it does not matter - it’s the same throughout as Aquarium Porn should be. Zazel is still the best film in this genre, with more colourful fish than Delirious’s, but Delirious does what it does - or doesn’t do, if you prefer - very well, and deserves the four star rating I’ve given it.
Taksan writes: The really sad sad thing about Andrew Blake is he has excellent technical ability and original ideas. Unfortunately he seems to make his films for a target audience of Lesbian Viola players attending art school. I also firmly belive that Dalia is FAT and would be better off spending her time in a gym then a porn set. I've never seen anyone shoot a better quality porn movie technically then Blake but I also agree with your assertion that is "Fish Tank " porn and just like those real fish tank videos, it's not the same as the real thing.
David Clark writes: I thought Andrew Blake was straight and Ninn was gay. But I've never met either, so I don't claim to really know. Blake's work looks straight to me; he's just a romanticist, and prefers softcore, and the yearning of heavy suggestion. His camera certainly does worship the girls -- especially Dahlia. Ninn's camera, on the other hand, shows absolutely no erotic interest in the girls whatsoever, and by his own admission his sex scenes are shot with deliberate formula and as insertable/detachable modules between his fancy-schmancy storytelling. Just looking at their work, that would be my assessment: Blake straight, Ninn a fag. (RAME)
Blowjobs and Other Bruises
How much do talent get paid for blowjob scenes? Typically, the woman gets about $200 and the guy $100, says Jim Gunn.
A female porner writes Luke: Tomorrow morning I'm supposed to go to see the Marilyn Monroe exhibit at Christie's Auction house. Ten pair of Ferragamo stiletto pumps. The Shroud of Turin for a shoe freak like myself. Wednesday I'm supposed to go camping at Elysium. Evenings are the worst. Loneliest, horniest, most paranoid. No more shopping -- I need NOTHING. I now weigh 104 and measure a perfect 35-25-35. I've resumed my working out and will add weights toward the end of the week. I am a beautiful, intelligent woman with one fatal flaw -- I like sex. Women find that offensive; men find it an excuse to exploit me. And maybe that's why many women prefer NOT to like sex. Yesterday I spent four hours at the tattoo shop. It does help sublimate the sexual cravings. After I've pumped out all that adrenaline to deal with the pain I'm sorta post-coital, calm and happy. I had a Popeye triptych added to the Jeep I had done in Arkansas.
This NJG (Nasty Jewish Girl) will fellate you anytime you bring your dick within sucking distance. Today, for instance. Also, having had a tubal ligation, no worries about contraception. Humans are infallible; humans sin. That's why we have Yom Kippur. I've had four abortions. The first at 15 when the man slipped off his condom before he entered me. The second at 18 when my then boyfriend insisted on sex even though I'd gone off the pill and he refused to use other forms of contraception. The third at 23 when I relied on the rhythm method with a nice Catholic boy who dumped me instantly. The fourth at 25 after a "date rape" by a college administrator who volunteered to take me home the day I quit student government and got too drunk to get home safely (obviously). Then I had my daughter. Got pregnant with an IUD in place, miscarried, realized I could never have another abortion and had a nice Navy woman doctor OBLITERATE my fallopian tubes.
So you gonna let me get down on my knees for a little phallic worship?
Montana Gunn Out of Tampa Show
Dirty Bob writes on RAME: "Enough is enough! Ignore all previous Montana Gunn posts - she is OUT of the line-up for the Tampa Show in September and I'll be damned if I will put her back in after all the BS I have gone through to contact her and confirm her - only to have her drop out AGAIN since some dude she knows thinks that she shouldn't be hanging around people in the biz 'cause, well...apparently he doesn't like us video folks (bad influence? HAH!), so she is OUT of the show. For good. She was gonna bring Sindee Coxx with her but Sindee is out as well as she apparently does whatever Montana wants."
Male Sex Workers
Shane Luitjens writes: I am a former sex worker that runs a publication a bit different than yours on the same theme... The pub I run is called HOOK (http://www.torquere.com/hook) and it is a non-profit program for men in the sex industry...it is completely free, no advertising, and written by, about, and for male sex workers of all types (porn, strippers, escorts, massage, etc) from across the world... This is not a porn product. Its audience isn't commercial and that's why it depends on men who are vocal in the sex industry to share it to new guys in the business in hopes they can become proud and safe sex workers, and try combatting the disturbingly high rates of suicide, HIV seroconversion, and drug and alcohol addiction that make up sigificant numbers of the sex worker population...
Site Sucks
Email: "Hey Luke, I've always been a big fan of yours, and will continue to be, BUT lately your site has really SUCKED! I occasionally read Gene Ross, and to be honest, lately he has been kicking your ass as far as your columns go. It seems like anymore all you write about is you, you, you, you, & more you!! I thought you were GREAT when I first started reading your site, You had rumors, gossip, who's-doing-who, some real good stuff on the stars! NOW all yo do is give half your colum to NJG (nice jewish girl), and the rest of the article is about you, you, you!! I can't remember last time I read something about some of the stars of porn on your site. I've also talked with about 20 other porn fans via chatrooms and e-mail, and they also think your site has lost it's spark. I belong to an e-mail group that trades adult movies, and they seem to have more info on the stars than you do! and they're just regular fans like me. Now I don't expect you to print this on your site, BUT at least take a look back over your last year, and you'll notice how your site has took a nose-dive to hell!!! THANKS from your fan, TGUMM"
Luke's sponsor Craig Vasiloff responds: I just read the TGUMM posting on your site today and it does relate a great deal of TRUTH! I have never stepped in and exercised any control over your postings but he has made a very valuable point. Gene Ross is doing your old column, period. Instead of maintaining the battle - you changes the battlefield. I think combining what you are doing now - with what you did then would be the best way to go - the same 'THUNDER' would be there - you could tell the Luke F-rd story while still keeping the pon fans interest. No more interviews with Pon Stars - no more behind the scenes gossip - what about the Hollywood column? Is it going to be a gossip column or a Luke F-rd in Mainstream Hollywood piece?
Luke suspects that his phone is tapped. How would I find out?
Veloacr writes: You probably already know but this month's issue of HUSTLER - the one currently on the stands has a nice article entitled PORN STREET USA. About PORN making its way into mainstream america. GOOD READING.
ALSO: Why not make an industry standard practice of identifying actresses both before and after the film? INSTEAD of just a cast list ? This way most average fans will know a particular starlet's name ALSO what is the middle name of Russ J. Hampshire? of VCA fame?
Luke: James.
Peter Anthony Holder
In early July, Luke appeared on the Peter Anthony Holder Show on the Montreal radio station CJAD 800 AM. Holder maintains a website at http://www.PubNIX.net/~peterh/
Luke borrowed this excerpt from an article Holder has on the site. All of Peter's recommendations Luke has unfortunately violated, which probably accounts for Luke's inability to get married.
Peter writes:
When it comes to dating, a lot of the pressure is on the male once he has made up his mind to impress the object of his affections. Women bring out their magnifying glasses to scrutinize potential Romeos, and first impressions are very important. Most men seem to understand this. That is why they're on their best behaviour on the first few dates. They eat with the right fork, listen attentively to their date's conversations, reply with witty remarks and facial reactions that were long practiced in the mirror and most importantly, they keep all of their bodily functions in check and under control. Where men seem to fail is when they bring a woman home to their apartment for the first time. Cars are an extension of what a man thinks his personality is like. Apartments, however, tell the truth. This is the reason why Home Dating Etiquette is so important. A few rules to live by:
1. Except In Frat Houses, Carpets And Clothing Are Not Interchangeable:
Men have a tendency of dropping their clothing on the floor to mark the spot where they originally took it off. This habit usually results in a trail of slightly soiled garments that take on the characteristics of a multicolored throw rug....not a pretty sight. Likewise, the half hearted attempt to stuff all of the refuse in one location at the last minute is almost guaranteed to backfire. Don't forget guys, the lady probably won't go to the extreme of wearing white gloves, but she is checking you out. She's going to open doors and closets, and if she picks the wrong one, you'll need a winch to get her from underneath last month's laundry.
2. If Mom Wouldn't Like Your Magazine And Tape Collection, Chances Are Your Date Won't Either!:
From the time you have met the "soul mate of your dreams," you have been trying to show her that you're a sophisticated, sensitive, modern man who treats women as equals, not sex objects. You enjoy her company, and you love her mind. This image will go out the window if she finds Miss January hanging in the linen closet, and "Snow White Enjoys The Seven Dwarfs" sitting on top of your VCR.