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Tuesday, August 3rd, 1999

Jenna To Get Another Boob Job?

A source: "Jenna Jameson is having yet another breast augmentation next week. This is her fifth one-she is highly unsatisfied with her last one. It's starting to worry a lot of people because the scarring is becoming more and more evident. The last time she was in the office, when told that it was completely unncessary for her to have another surgery, she threw her glass of pepsi at the wall and started shouting about how it was her body and she could do whatever she f---ing wanted to do with her f---ing body. I liked Jenna the way she started out in porn-with big tits, not scary ones."

Linda Thoren Does Luke F-rd

Sin City contract girl Linda Thoren writes on her site (in her August letter) www.swelinda.com: "Speaking of rush, I finally got to meet one of my heroes, the diehard porn journalist Luke F-rd. My boyfriend Tomas and I had been staying at director Rob Spallone’s house and I met Luke one morning at Rob’s house, by sheer chance. Here’s what happened: Tomas and I got woken up one morning by a lot of noise. Basically, Luke had visited Rob with the intention of getting into bed with porn star Kendra Jade. He found his way to her room (after entering the wrong bedroom and waking up another girl, Shelle Pearson - yeah right Luke, sure you got lost, ha-ha). When he finally found Kendra’s room he discovered that Kendra was asleep. And she was naked. So Luke took off his clothes and crept into bed with her. They had just had a fight (about what exactly, I’m still not sure) and he was going to make amends his way -- by giving her a good f---!"

Read the full scoop at www.swelinda.com. Get Luke's version of events here. Shocking Photos

Gene Ross Shreds Luke's Book

AVN's news site www.geneross.com writes today: In Luke F-rd's book, A History of X, Ford in a chapter titled "Fallen Angels" talks about Traci Lords and Alexandra Quinn being underage when they did pornos. That much we know. An eyebrow raiser is Ford's contention that Nikki Charm was "guilty of the same crime".

We asked AVN Hall of Famer Nikki about that. Charm: "I've been through these rumors before. This was well publicized and actually covered in the LA Times and all kinds of other publications. That was never the truth. I planned and prepared to come into the industry. I planned it from March, 1983 until I came into Reb's office in May of 1984. I knew I needed to be 18 because my brother's fiancee, Mercedes Perez, was working as an actress in the industry. I told her I wanted to get into it. She said, great, wait until you're 18. You can get into a lot of trouble if you don't. Not only that, but you'll make a lot of enemies. I waited, planned and prepared. I worked out two hours a day, tanned my body and came into Reb's office at 18, just about the time when Ginger was over at Vivid and they were doing the big videos. At that time Reb was really excited, 'Watch out Ginger Lynn!' He verified my age at the time. I never worked underage. Now, I can't work overage."

[www.geneross.com contains an interesting interview with Nikki Charm of which I've only quoted a few sentences.]

Gene sez: "Not to put too fine a point on it, but Luke's book does have a tendency to blow information. In a chapter titled, 'The Golden Age of Porn,' Ford tries to make a connection between Burt Reynold's character in Boogie Nights to such directors as Henri Pachard, Bob Chinn, Anthony Spinelli and Lasse Braun. Which is valid, except that Ford refers to Reynold's character as 'Jack Anderson'. It's Jack Horner. Jack Anderson was the journalistic heir to Drew Pearson, the legendary Washington D.C. muckraker. Perhaps somebody at Prometheus should have hired a fact checker?

"In another chapter titled, 'La Cosa Nostra,' Ford quotes extensively from the Gay Talese book, 'Thy Neighbor's Wife', Doubleday, the 1980 edition. Just so happens I had a copy of that book in my library and checked Lukie's footnotes. Not one of the five Talese references Luke makes match up.

"Okay, so I thought perhaps I was being a little bit picayune. Then, Luke, in a chapter titled 'Snuff Child Bestiality', quotes Jim Holliday's book, Only The Best, about the Story of Joanna. Ford cites a Holliday quote as appearing on page 77. Wrong-o. Sorry, Beulah the buzzer goes off once again. On page 77 of his book, Holliday discusses the obscure Lure of the Triangle and the Annette Haven film, Once Upon a Time. No mention in sight of Story of Joanna which is talked about on page 35 and once again on page 233, but nothing resembling the Holliday quote Ford cites.

"I just get the uneasy feeling that a student studying Luke's book for porn history runs the risk of either flunking the course, or, at the very least, the art of footnoting."

Mike Albo writes: "Gene: If anyone ever had a doubt that Luke F-rd is lazy and not-too-bright need only take a look at his posts today. Isn't it interesting how almost everytime I write something to YOU, it magically appears on Luke's site?

"Apparently Luke is nervous enough to try to imply that he'll take legal action if I carry through with my promise to break his nose. What he apparently fails to realize is that I DON'T CARE WHAT HE DOES. People who know me are well aware that I have very little regard for myself, so it stands to reason that I have even less regard for a plagiarizing, half-truth telling little bitch like Luke. Now, just for fun, let's see how long it will be before this post shows up on Luke's site.

"Oh, and by the way, to illustrate what a vindictive little punk Luke is, one need only look at his recent attacks against my friend and colleague Evan Wright. Evan, who wrote the unflattering item about Luke in Rolling Stone, is currently being painted as a rip-off artist by Luke via some complaints by photographer Johnny Castano about some (unsolicited) photos Castano sent to Evan-last year. (I won't go into the numerous horror stories involving Castano and several other editors here at LFP, Inc.)

"Once again, as in the recent Georgia Miles flap, Luke (and Castano, I might add) shows his ignorance of how professional publishing works. The standard line is that a publication is not responsible for unsolicited material. Maybe Castano should have thought about that before he sent so many photos to Evan. But that's really beside the point. What's really happening here is that Luke is angry with Evan for writing about him in less than glowing terms and because of that, he's now attempting some sort of lame character assassination. Too bad. Evan Wright is one of the most honest people with whom I've had the pleasure to work. I cannot say the same for Luke F-rd who deals in half-truths, insinuations and outright lies.

"Finally, do you think Luke will look better once I give him that free nose job?"

Gene sez: "Like the ones Darren and Marc Star got to hide their so-called incriminating pasts?"

[Luke says: Check out www.geneross.com for more scoop, I read it twice every day.]

NiceJewishGirl writes: "Just out of curiosity, if Mike Albo hates you so much how come he's reading your site daily to see if his name is there? I think Mike is suffering from brain related testosterone poisoning. It's something a lot of guys suffer from, especially since I've been reading your site. Death threats and threats of physical violence! I have news for them, hey it's only a web-site! Take it easy guys! This only confirms my view that most men are insane. I'm wondering if these threats make these guys feel more "manly"? I wonder if Mike, if he has a wife or girlfriend, threatens to beat her up too if she doesn't agree with him? He sounds really violent, I can't imagine any woman going near a guy like that."

Luke: Mike's relationships with women are generally limited to those he employs at Huster Erotic Video Guide.

Cookie writes Luke: "I never met you, I have seen your site just once. You are quite manipulative are you not. You like to play with peoples minds. Especially women who may look up to you. I know one of your admirers and you can really do a number on her. Next time think about what you are doing and to whom. Is this some sort of power play or do you enjoy hurting people?"

Luke: Why do power plays and hurting people have to be mutually exclusive? Can't I be into both at the same time?

Mike Albo phoned at 12:37 PM: "Hey Luke, this is Mike Albo. I just looked at your site and saw your response to Nice Jewish Girl. Very interesting. You know more about me than I know about myself. What women are you referring to? I suggest that you do a little f---ing research first before you start writing s--- about my personal life which you know nothing about.

"Anyway, Larry Flynt Jr. and I would like to invite you out to lunch next week. Please make sure that you save the time for us because we would really like to take you out... And when we say take you out, we mean, it's on us. So give a call to my assistant. So, in the meantime, get your facts straight before you write about me. You don't know anything about me... This is the first time I've even spoken to your stupid f---ing voicemail in a year and a half, two years. And I haven't even seen you. So don't be writing that f---ing s---... I told you that I am going to break your nose. Now I am going to give you a black eye too."

Next message at 12:39 PM: "Hi, my name is Linda Phelps. I just read on your website about how Mike only dates girls within his corporation. I just want to tell you that that is not true. Because I've been seeing Mike for a long time. He's the best boyfriend I've ever had. I don't work at LFP and it is really mean that you would say such things. You are changing our love by printing such lies and I don't appreciate it. SO SCREW YOU!"

She hangs up. Next message: "Hi, this is Linda Phelps again. I want to apologize for my last message. I got a little emotional there... That's not like me. When I see the man that I love slandered, it just does something to you, you know... I just wanted to say that Mike has never beat me... He's never raised a hand to me... He's one of the sweetest, kindest souls I've ever met. [At least, when he's not on smack.]

"He's fun. He's charming. I don't know where you get all this stuff about him... Obviously you don't know him. He's amazing. We've been together for a while now... He's... I can't even tell you. Thank you. Goodbye."

Luke: Hey Mike, I heard that you had carnal relations with several of your columnists, including Sid Deuce, Wally Wharton, and Nina Suave and Marc Medoff.

From www.geneross.com:

Mike Albo writes: "Gene: Does Luke F-rd write anymore, or does he just reprint your site? (Notice how quickly my post to you went on Luke's site?)

Gene sez: "The question is, will Luke post this posting about your posting being posted?"

Mike Albo later writes: "While I've been letting a lot of what Luke F-rd says about me slide, I have to respond to this dimwit's assertion that I only date women I employ at the magazine. First, this little bitch doesn't know a thing about my personal life. Second, this is just another attempt for this jerk to try and cause trouble for me. Luke, like I told you, I'm gonna break your f---in' nose. But now I'm gonna give you a black eye too. I suggest that if you're going to continue writing untruths about me, you be man enough to walk down the street and and say whatever is on your mind to my face. Of course, sissy-boys like you never do the honorable thing."

Gene sez: "Mike, if it comes as any consolation, I will properly footnote your comments in MY history about the business."

Albo, later, in a follow-up call said that Ford called him and apologized for the "mean-spirited" and "uncouth" remarks that Ford posted on his site [about Albo dating employees]. Ford, according to Albo, also made some offer of conciliation, and Albo says he was weighing it. Unfortunately, Albo's mood for conciliatory gestures was short-lived when Ford posted additional comments that Albo was on smack, prompting Albo to write this:

Albo: "Regarding Luke's hilarious insinuation that I am "on smack." I'd like to issue to the following challenge to Mr. Ford. Luke, why don't you put your money where your mouth is. I'm willing to take a drug test right now. I'll even pay for it. However, if the test comes back negative and I am drug-free, I will then be allowed one punch in your face-with no legal repercussions. Are you man enough to accept?"

Luke: Hmm, interesting challenge. Will have to think about that one.

Favorite Porn Renting Anecdote?

Fmaster writes on RAME: "I was in a huge local porno section which happened to be in the basement of the video store. As I was perusing the latest releases, I noticed that the footsteps coming down the stairs had a familiar way to them. I peaked through the steal display wall, and saw my dad arrive at the bottom of the stairs at which time I panicked wanting to avoid confrontation. I timed it perfectly, as he went into the main section I sneakily ran up the stairs after hiding behind a display shelf. Luckily, the section was large that I was able to pull this off, but I always wondered if he recognized my footsteps also."

Snuffed Out

Veteran porner Rodger Jacobs writes in the September issue of Eye magazine (www.eyemag.com) about the reality of snuff films.

The macabre story of Ernst Dieter Korzen and Stefan Michael Mahn, both sentenced to life imprisonment in Germany for committing murder during the production of a snuff film, fell into my lap quite by accident. On the morning of Thursday, May 6, 1999, I stumbled bleary-eyed to my computer and went on-line to summon up my daily dose of porn industry gossip from Luke F-rd's website. Luke, a porno outsider, is the leading purveyor of tabloid journalism targeted at the billion dollar smut industry. His reporting is often sloppy and inaccurate and he has been rightfully accused on several occasions of running with a story before pausing to verify the facts, which is why I immediately phoned him after seeing the story on his website that morning.

"Where the hell did you get this story about the German snuff film, Luke?"

"A source sent it to me last night," Luke replied lazily in his soft Australian accent. I could hear him clacking away at the keyboard while we talked, no doubt adding more salacious chunks of gossip to his website from the modest bungalow he occupies literally in the shadow of the monolithic structure of glass and steel that houses Larry Flynt Publications in L.A.'s Wilshire District.

"I think they pulled it off a wire service."

"Is it a reputable wire service? Send me everything you have on this. I need to verify that the story isn't a hoax."

"Why?"

He seemed bored and distracted, still banging away at the keyboard, unaware or indifferent to the gravity of the story. Over the years gallons of ink have been shed in magazines and newspapers to discredit the existence of snuff films, most naysayers citing the lack of direct evidence as proof that the trade is as mythical as Hydra. No such film had ever been discovered by any police force in the world --- until now.

"I want to run with this, Luke," I said through a burst of adrenalin, that certain surge all writers get when pursuing The Big Story.

Metro Mafia Links

Luke's been posting about Metro's Mafia links on the Yahoo message board for the publicly traded company (MGMA). I received this response from esyncer: "Luke F-rd, are you dead yet? Even the American Indians didnt kill the crazy people when they masaquered a villiage. You are only here to promote your web site and book. You admit this, and I give you credit for it. Noof- New Frontier Media is your major obstacle. Is this a correct assumption? If you were eliminated in the very near future, who would you suspect? The truth of the matter is no one would bother to find out who wasted you because you deserve it. What the hell do some old (not proven to me) mob ties, have to do with a couple who wants to watch a movie and screw. Noof is paying a fair price for future content. We dont care if you have a problem with a past or present associate of MGMA. I hope what happens to you is sold on tape. GO NOOF! GO NOOFW! GO MGMA! Lukedford99 Go to HELL!!!"

On www.salon.com, Garrisson Keillor gives this good advice to a woman whose husband is addicted to internet porn: "Some men become fascinated with pornographic images, to varying degrees, and I suppose you could call it an "addiction," but the thrill of it seems rather thin, compared with real life. Your intelligent and compassionate husband has obviously gone off the deep end, if he is devoting three or four hours a day to this. So I suggest you bring a little real life into his fantasy world. Tell him you'd like to participate. Ask him to show you the pictures he especially likes and to share his fantasies about them. Take a friendly interest in his hobby. What can it hurt? And tell him that $200 a month is too much: Help him shop around for better deals."

Reckless Endangerment 90210

By Krash

From the nose on down--he is Darren Star, creator of Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place and 1999’s dual-Emmy nominee “Sex and The City.” From the mouth on up--he is ..., Jr.

This Frankensteinian by-product of cosmetic surgery and journalistic payola was the last human visage that the naked blond teenager named Leigh Zermuhlen would ever see--before dying on Oct. 25, 1995 from the speedball she ingested in Room 1610, Darren Star’s room, at Manhattan’s Mayflower Hotel on Central Park West.

Almost four years later, Darren Star’s brother, Marc Star a/k/a Charles ...--a former Melrose Place production assistant who now graces the masthead of clitically acclaimed Erotic X Film Guide --assaults journo Luke F-rd at the AVN expo, and demands that the tale of his brother’s fatal one-night stand be stricken from l-keford.com.

Shortly thereafter, Marc Star’s terroristic attempt to abrogate Luke F-rd’s First Amendment right to report a legitimate story attracts the LAPD’s attention. The rest is history. Case history.

But first, this post-mortem preview in retrospect: ..., Jr.--a rising star in the MTM Television Distribution department, receives a promotion in summer, 1990...and disappears from the face of the earth.

Almost simultaneously, a brilliant and profilic screenwriter with the unlikely name of Darren Star materializes. He scores with the 1991 potboiler “If Looks Could Kill”. The new, improved Dean Sheu--morphed into Darren Star via surgical chin implant and an equally synthetic bio--goes on to achieve catalysmic successes with crowd-pleasers BH 90210 and Melrose Place.

It is a sweet ride until October, 1995--when ... reappears in New York City...on a police blotter re. 19-year-old Leigh Zermuhlen’s overdose.

Against this backdrop, the carefully fabricated tale of Darren Star’s Potomac, Maryland youth--the ... Brothers are in fact from Long Island-- penned in Vogue by “Sex and The City” author Candace Bushnell, reads as transparently as the post-surgical grafts visible on Darren Star’s chin in his Oct. 18, 1995 appearance on The Charlie Rose Show--only a week before cooking up Leigh Zermulen’s fatal hotshot at The Mayflower Hotel.

Bowery Bar Babble-On, when it continues, will reveal how the summer, 1998 firing of Vogue publisher Ron Galotti--”journalist” Candace Bushnell’s then-lover and the inspiration for “Sex and The City” character “Mr. Big”--is indissolubly linked to the dead blond in Darren Star’s bed. As for Rush & Molloy of The Daily News, Richard Johnson of The New York Post, Jay Stowe of The New York Observer and the various other quislings who sold out their readers to Darren Star--l-keford.com has this advice: If the ... fits....lick it.

NiceJewishGirl writes: "Darren Star is gay. A naked blonde girl would mean absolutely nothing to a gay man, no matter how beautiful or ravishing she is. She doesn't have the right equipment, period. So, maybe there's another guy involved with this thing. Couple of scenarios pop into my head. She was doing drugs with Darren, and took off all her clothes thinking he could further her career if she slept with him but she was inebriated didn't realize he was gay and not interested. Or there could be another guy that came into the room that night. Or, and this may be possible, some gay guys still like to have sex with women occasionally. And the drugs? Did she or Darren bring them into the room with them or did they call someone and that person came up to the room to deliver them?"

From www.rogreviews.com on the AVN Expo

For the second time this year, I had the pleasure of running into Luke F-rd. He was looking quite dapper, as usual. I have just started reading Luke’s book, and we talked a bit about that. It was nice for the people in the biz to see us in the same place at the same time. This should help dispel the ugly rumor that we are the same person. As I keep telling everyone, Luke is much better looking and a better dresser than I am. Luke must have still be in fight mode after his one round bout with Marc Starr. He made sure that Mila didn’t pass by without introducing us. Needless to say, the air conditioning wasn’t really necessary in the room at that time.

Luke: www.excaliburfilms.com censored from Roger Pipe's August Pipeline column his comment about my book A HISTORY OF X being on his summer reading list. Excalibur also refuses to list my book among its library of tomes on porno and sex.

British Porner Sentenced

LONDON (Reuters) - A British judge Friday postponed sentencing of the country's most prolific Internet pornography publisher who last month pleaded guilty to violating obscenity laws. The sentencing of 28-year-old Graham Waddon was postponed until September so the high court could determine exactly how much he had benefited financially from publishing extreme pornography, including images of bestiality and torture, on the Internet. Waddon gathered the material from his south England home but had a U.S. company download the images, thereby hoping to evade British law. During the trial, a judge rejected Waddon's argument that publication had occurred outside British jurisdiction. The judge ruled that pornography sites set up in the United States were subject to British law because Internet users in the United Kingdom could retrieve the images. Police hailed the ruling as a massive blow to the Internet pornography industry. Waddon charged his customers $40 a month. One Internet site alone generated up to $48,610 a week, testimony in the trial revealed.

LAPD on Trail of Marc Star

I talked Monday afternoon with Los Angeles Police Department detective Feldtz. He left a message for me Friday afternoon about the July 9, 1999 incident where porn journalist Marc Star assaulted me at the AVN Expo.

Detective Feldtz would like to hear from anyone with information about the assault - 213-485-2671, Fax 213-847-2956. The reference number for the incident is 9901-168-02, and the log number is 12-7-33.

The LAPD's preliminary investigation was written up this way: "Susp and Vict became involved in an argument. Susp struck Vict with his closed R-Fist on Vict's abdominal area."

Hustler Erotic Video Guide editor Mike Albo writes www.geneross.com: "Gene, Read with interest that Jef Hickey attending the debut of Rob Black's wrestling venture. Once again, this little bitch-a guy who actually CRIES in the mistaken belief that people will pity him-is out on the town and not repaying his debts. While it's no secret that I have promised to break Luke F-rd's nose when I finally see him, I'm going to add Jef to my "hit list.""

In his column for www.adultstarsmagazine.com, Mike South wrote up the Marc Star - Luke F-rd incident this way: "Quickly now, who is the most despised person in porn? If you said Luke F-rd, you are correct, but while everyone says they hate him they also read his site, religiously. Seems Luke recently uncovered some dirt on Darren Star. Star is the director of HBO’s hot new series "Sex in the City". It seems Star is directly linked to a dead 19 year old girl in a hotel room, autopsy reports revealed illegal substances in her system. What Luke didn’t know is that Star has a brother in the porn biz, Mark Star is editor of an industry review magazine and he confronted Luke in front of the Adult Stars Magazine booth at the recent VSDA show in Los Angeles. Star then proceeded to sucker punch Luke, security was summoned, police were called and Star was ejected, Luke did not choose to press charges."

Adult Stars Magazine

A website covering the porn industry for three years has started piling on the content. Check out Adult Stars Magazine which features columns from Jill Kelly, Peter North, Dave Cummings, Harris from Paris and this essay "A Low Blow at AVN Expo."

I particularly enjoyed Al Hanan's farewell column, a satirical piece "Inside the Porno Star's Mouth," which was inspired by Chloe's remark to me at the Jill Kelly gangbang in early June. Dressed in a black suit, I took her by surprise. "You look like my dentist," said Chloe.

Fred Buccolini Writes Luke

I think I came to a burn out stage on l-keford as far as comedy material. And I took the lawsuit threats seriously, so I was unsure what direction you were going. Things seemed to be getting nasty in tone. I still read you daily. My mind has been focused on my book however. So, maybe some time in the future, I will write something for you.

I saw your picture in Rolling Stone today at the newsstand. It's a good picture. There is something very cool about being in a mainstream publication like Rolling Stone.

Regarding your comments below about not working very hard; I don't think that's true. I know you work hard. But I think my instincts were correct in that you become bored, especially around the time of the Hirsch lawsuit threat. I felt you were jeopardizing a very nice livelihood. There was a mean spiritedness of tone. I thought a lot of the criticism was valid.

Wizard of X

Luke's impressed with Linda Alexander's newly published biography of Eric Edwards, "Dorothy from Kansas Meets the Wizard of X," available from www.amazon.com.

Linda, a Christian mother, asks Tracey Adams: "Why is it that middle America can stomach sexually-insinuating R-rated material yet will not go for topnotch [hardcore] couples material?"

Tracey replies: "It's like it used to be in high school. The guys would do anything to get it. Anything. Anything to get it. Once they did you were a whore, less than a piece of s---, you lost all integrity in their eyes. They manipulated you to the point of giving it up, and once you did they didn't want anything more to do with you.

"Think about that, and then think about America as a sexually repressed continent. There's a certain evolution that hasn't happened here. America is not sexually evolved enough to accept that people f--- on film, are paid for it, are happy."

Alexander asks Edwards what stops pornography from crossing over. He says that it's the Jews.

Linda's taken aback. She knows that Hollywood has been dominated by Jews. "This has made for some of America's most wonderful contributions to filmdom. Why would the Judaism of pornography's elite create a negative trend in sexual films?"

Luke answers that porn Jews have nothing in common with Judaism, that they are non-Jewish Jews, alienated from their own tradition as well as the Christian culture. They are rootless radicals.

Eric Edwards tells Alexander: "Almost all the male actors are Jewish... It's their Jewish upbringing. Females are often subservient in that society.

"I had trouble succeeding for a long time and I felt it was because I wasn't Jewish, as if I was discriminated against. I have been accepted, but it took awhile. In the early years before my name was established, I felt like the token Goya [non-Jew]. Whenever a role came along that needed a softer touch, there weren't many in the biz that could handle that, so I'd get it." (Pg. 116 of Wizard of X)

Luke's views on Jews in porn here.

Monday Night Porn Chat

I lost most of my log from Monday night, if you have one, please email me.

I hear that the former Australian porn star Sunny McKay has been ill with high blood pressure. Still looks good. " she was pregnent..I dunno the full story but she was real sick."

Luke, only problem [with your gun] is like in all stalking, assasination scanarios- THEY know who you are, but you won't know what hit you until the shell fragments are blowing out the other side of your skull. That's just the dynamics of being the one who is being hunted.

Luke, No, Mila pretty much f---ing hates my guts oh, whooops who's this, Mila? She's a skank anyways..... I figured you wanted me to get punched too lol, no, honest mistake

No big. We might have even gotten along had I not bailed when she started taking pics

i just try to bring people together, can't help, my nature

Luke F-rd, A Man of Peace, A Man of Conciliation. That's right, i am so misunderstood

I finished your book today Luke cool rog, how was it? is your august column up rog? Interesting. I'd read most it before in the chapters you sent me. Some very good stuff, but I wanted more. Part 2 perhaps.

Not only that Luke; they've had you removed from all extant copies of your high school yearbook, Luke i thought i would see yu at the hustler party last sat. hustler has banned me from their parties, they are not as understanding as you oh, yeah, you and albo have missunderstandings.

I gotta hand it to you, luke, you got balls, f---ing with metro non-stop lol, it's real giggle i know you get off on this s--- i bought a gun, a 38 special all i know is very few jews own guns, only the really tough ones That's me, I am a toughie :) I bet eddie w is screaming after that Rolling Stone article..

hey rog, it was excalibur that censored me out? he seems a might ticked off about your take on him Ii'm arranging with paul cambria to have a debate, know any dirt on him? ... all i know about him is he rides harleys with the porno/jew gang that includes braverman and mike warner

hello greg Luke, what is this satire on your site anyway (Cambria letter) for? Matt - you get my note earlier? yes, i did greg, thanks cool cool matt, what satire greg? i have not written any lately do you have to be in porno or be a jew to be in that gang? that "letter" from Cambria?

paul cambria really wrote it to me

you're screwing with us.... jmt, yes, but they accept some converts LOL paul's secretary must be an ex-porn chick . . . no, honest to god, paul really wrote it

was that a printed letter or an e-mail? email

excalibur does not even list my book who owns excalibur? Viginia Beaver lol can i call them pansies and dress them up in women's underwear? has Brandy read your book, Luke? no

Riley gets massive play in Luke's book. I smell shill status oh yeah? does he do much with the Benobo Ape angle? lol brandy and i have become friendly it's a trap

i'm bored with porno and am heading for hollywood will start up l-keford.net soon to write on mainstream. i am no longer content writing on porno news... i have to either make the news or comment or get obnoxious or outrageous no longer have patience.

i will take the l-keford sensibility and start bashing the gay and jewish mafia

You need to uncover the racist conspiracy in porn first Luke.

I can like watch these flicks and sometimes get a boner and jackoff but i realize that in many of them im watching a humans soul being ripped to pieces.and the people who make the stuff have that intent ala Max, rob black.

In the flick i seen that candy apples woman in i can say without reservations that she was coked up and it was really sick watching that girl get turned out like that. Turned out is when you take a normal human and turn them into something they never intended.like a guy being turned into a fag in jail over a weekend.

some of these women are natural born freaks and debbie diamond is one of that type i beleive, all the rest are just submissive and stupidly trusting and with a little coke of meth in an enviroment of acceptance to that behavior and they are easly turned out

NiceJewishGirl writes: Luke, I wrote this, I signed myself as GirlyGurl. Of course I asked questions only a girl would ask another girl. And you know for a fact that I am a girl! I have no idea whether she'll answer, but don't tell people it's me. You can say you saw it there. Notice how I said I got to the site. Kid Rock in my humble opinion is none-too-bright and completely talentless, as well as that horridness of the moment Korn. Also you notice that RS picked up what I wrote weeks ago about porn stars and rock stars? Everyone is stealing from me. I have great ideas. Also, you need to take that stuff I told you for your cold. And you need to really be more spiritual, I don't care how you rationalize it. Just because you go to temple it means nothing, you only go to meet women.

Midori, I don't care that you dated Kid Rock, I hope he didn't f--- you over that's all. I know how guys are. They suck, black or white or whatever color. (Yes I am a real girl, don't ask me how I wound up here though! Through a friend, lets just say). Anways, dish the dish girl on TuPac!! What was he like? Was he a nice guy? How did he treat women? Did he have any kids? How long did you date? Did you fall in love with him or he you? Or was it just a casual thing? Anyways, good luck with your new career girl!

FRSP on porn fans and emasculation: The stripper / porn star won't date anyone they meet at "work" i.e. the strip circut, but the only way to meet these girls is precisely at those "business" related places. So, there's the rub: go to Goldfingers to meet your favorite porn queen and you can bet your reputation the only things you'll walk out of there with are a worthless polaroid and a lighter wallet. If you stay home you wont be emasculated but unfortunately your no closer to porn exctasy. It sucks doesn't it.

Alan: I know guys who think they can go to strip clubs and pick up a stripper, or go see a porn star at some appearance and ask her out on a date. Whatever. I also know gals who are strippers. I asked a couple of them, "Would you ever go out with a guy who comes in to see you dance?" "Not likely" is usually the answer. There is also the classic guy who does find a certain stripper attractive, somehow manages to get a dating thing going with her, then tells her to stop because he's jelous that other men are looking at her.

One of the gals who works at a peepshow here in Seattle told me a guy sent a video to another dancer he was infactuated with of himself putting ballbearings into his ueretha, then ejaculating them all out. On tape. Needless to say, she did not go out with him. In fact, I think she quit, at least for awhile.

Same with many of these porn >skanks, maybe they'll give you the time of day at a dance appearance, or write >you a letter, or respond to an e-mail, as long as your lining their pockets.

The fact that this guy refers to porn gals as "skanks," and yet must be a fan of porn or he wouldn't be here, says a lot.

Cant writes on RAME: I have heard at least 3 instances where a guy met a 'star' in a fan line or while dancing and they later married. Two of which are Julie Strain (granted he was a millionaire) and Rhonda Jo Petty. Respect is a different question. When Serenity posts her schedule on rame, is she doing it as an angle to grab a few extra bucks or out of respect to those who are interested? I tend to think the latter.