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Wednesday, July 21st, 1999

Kreloff Gives Luke the Scoop

Scott Wussow, former CFO for New Frontier Media, has filed suit in Boulder [Colorado] District Court against New Frontier Media. Wussow claims in his June 4 suit that Boulder-based New Frontier Media Inc. (Nasdaq: NOOF) never gave him money, shares of stock and a monthly car allowance of $500 promised to him.

New Frontier CEO Mark Kreloff responds exclusively to Luke F-rd: "This case is a story of sour grapes," writes Kreloff. "Mr. Wussow resigned before our company was able to fully execute its business plan and now wants to participate in its success. The Company feels that this case is entirely without merit. In addition, I am seeking the return of the 10,000 shares that I gifted to Mr. Wussow from my personal holdings."

On www.geneross.com, Ross writes: "Mark Kreloff, CEO of New Frontier Media was contacted on two occasions by yours truly but did not respond with comment."

Ross's company Adult Video News has spent hundreds of dollars on attorney fees on the New Frontier struggles to reduce their chance of getting sued for libel.

Vivid Video Satirized

I hope that the www.theonion.com site does not get a lawsuit threat from Vivid after the site ran this parody. Here's an excerpt:

Actress Chasey Lain, one of the film's stars, agreed. " Ive been in 90 XXX films and 50 XersLain saidso think know the difference. no way is this material. [Co-star] Heather [Hunter] dont even use anal ripcord beads."

Lain also cited by way of precedent two of the previous movies in the Oral Arguments series. "Numbers three and five, those were just as raunchy, no question, and both were only rated X. Five especially, that was just nasty. I wouldn't have taken [fellow actress and close friend] Janine Lindemulder to see that one, and not only is she a mature adult; she's a serious f---ing slut."

Valenti remained adamant about the board's decision. "We have neither the power nor the desire to regulate what directors like Mr. Thomas can or can't do," Valenti said. "Our job is simply to let the general public know how filthy a particular piece of smut is. The board was unanimous in finding Oral Arguments 7, in its unedited state, triple-X-hilarating, triple-X-citing and triple-X-plosive."

While the MPAA could in theory grant the film a XX, that rating is rarely given and is even less desirable to filmmakers than XXX. "A XX is just wishy-washy," Thomas said. "If you try to toe the line and cater to both the casual, single-X porn-goer and the more specialized niche market of utterly depraved XXX-viewing scumbags, you're just going to wind up getting nobody off."

Thomas said he and his production company, Vivid Video, have no plans to release the "watered-down" version to movie theaters. "We're going to go straight to video with this one," said Thomas. "And the video version will be a true director's cut: Not only will I restore the material I cut for the MPAA, but I will add 10 minutes of never-before-seen footage of interracial anal, double-pussy penetration, big mamas, and triple-dildo gang-bangs. Artistry comes first."

James DiGiorgio on 8MM

Director James DiGiorgio writes: "Lukey, I rented the Joel Schumacher piece of s---, "8mm," last night and somehow managed to stay awake for about 80% of it. This really bad movie, however, did enlighten me in one way: It helped me to understand that 8mm's one-dimensional, out-of-touch, depiction of the porno trades is exactly how you yourself see the industry. Have you seen it? I'm sure you'll identify with the Nicholas Cage character as he peels off layers of the industry with the acting finesse of Dragnet's stoic Sgt. Friday (or whatever his name was) to find its evil core. If they do a sequel (Super8mm?), maybe they'll include you as a character. What could be better than a sordid look at the porno trades where intrepid reporter Luke F-rd actually manages to stumble upon some fat Italian Capo who has an ex-brother-in-law who once produced a skin flick that included a porn star who later O.D.'d on drugs. By the way, I guess I'm busted with this Buck Adams conspiracy thing. Yeah, I've played Svengali and convinced more than one porn star to off themselves. I also keyed Lil Luke's car, but only cause I thought it needed a new paint job anyway, and if you closely examine the Magruder film, you'll spot me waving to the camera from that grassy knoll. Hey, ya think there's a conncection there? The Magruder film was shot on 8mm and this realiastic drama about pornographers is called 8mm...Hmmmmm....one wonders."

Luke: I've never seen 8mm. I don't like violent scary films. I hated Arlington Road.

Lil Luke writes: "It must have been a real slow news day if you are going to print that idiot's review of 8MM. Wow, DiGiorgio is even more vacant than I previously believed. Tell him that anyone as old as him should know that it is the "Zapruder" film. Zapruder. Not Magruder. I was born well after the Kennedy assassination, but I still know that. Oh yeah, and I never accused Jimmy D of keying my car. A trait of guilty people is to deny something that they did even before they are accused. If a single thought ever crept into DiGiorgio's fat, ugly head, it would probably die of loneliness.

"What, does he think he is some kind of intellectual film critic. 8MM explored the darker side of porn. That is implied in the movie, but James is too dense to realize and just goes based on his knee-jerk reactions because he is ashamed of what he does."

Lucky New Girl Phaedra Alexis

Phaedra Phaedra Phaedra

Porn companies are bidding for Lucky Smith's new girl Phaedra Alexis, formerly Kim Alexis who did a few scenes for Elegant Angel last December. Pleasure Productions and Sin City have offered her a contract.

Jim Gunn says Phaedra is not reliable: "She flaked on me in a heinous way on the Strap-On Sally 13 shoot. She lost a boxcover, two AVN ads and caused me some inconvenience. No big deal in the long run for me, but I don't forgive these things. It was worse than I make it sound since I caught her in a lie and I was made to reschedule things as a coutesy to her. AND she stole some clothes from Marylin Star.

"Must I do all your fact checking? Didn't you notice Matt Taylor's (Sin City) reaction on the irc chat when you mentioned Phaedra's name- he feigned ignorance, like he never heard of her. As far as Pleasure Productions, I am still very close to those guys. If they hire her after what she did to me, and by extension them, on my shoot a few months ago, I would be shocked. I know what they really think of her and it's not much. Funny I actually appeared with her recently at an event, and I was quite civil, but I expressed righteous indignation to her and Lucky on the situation. I'm sure he knows I'm right even though he represents her and has to put a nice face forward."

Luke: I heard it was AVN publisher Paul Fishbein who stole Marilyn's clothes and has been seen wearing them around the Vivid office.

Phaedra's manager Lucky Smith says: "Jim Gunn now features Phaedra in a series shot in South Florida titled,"So You Want to be a Porn Star," where she interviews prospective industry professionals. We'll be in West Palm Beach with Shayla, Juli, and Phaedra August 13-15 for the next installment. BTW, does Jim really know the meaning of the word "heinous?""

From Luke's Oxford American Dictionary - Heinous means: "very wicked, outrageous."

From Luke's past files on Phaedra Alexis aka Kim Alexus:

8/19/98: Charley Frey writes: "We just brought them another girl; a gorgeous blonde 24 years old; hardbody named "Kim Alexus" and what a sweetheart. She's shooting her first movie for Metro this week; and has already been shot for 4 different magazines (covers guarenteed). She is very professional and does not have a drug or alcohol problem...Her boyfriend is very supportive and she came to us after having already spoken to three major companies in LA, and all the other "agents" in the dance industry. She did her research and after filtering out all the BS about me; chose to come and join my company."

8/20/98: Charley Frey writes: "Kim Alexus; my newest find; is a gorgeous blonde, hardbody who is alcohol and drug free; and is gaining tremedous ground everywhere she turns...the photographers love her; she's already been confirmed for 4 different magazines and covers, Metro is shooting her today in her first hardcore scenes ever...and assuming all goes well; they have already outlined a contract to her....I'll let you know how it turns out. But, everyone should watch out for Kim Alexus; as I did with the ungratefull Jasmin St.Clair; I will put Kim on the map over the coming year; and within two; she'll be as big if not bigger (she's certainly ALOT prettier) than Jasmin ever dreamed of being."

8/25/98: Charley Frey says newcomer Kim Alexus went on Jerry Springer Monday. "She informed her up til now unaware boyfriend that she had joined the wonderful world of pornography. He was not happy about it."

10/30/98: Charley Frey writes: "This is Kim Alexus on a bad day. She's the sultry blonde, 24 year old ...who shot for everything from Fox to Hustler to Easy Rider.... She's appeared on the Jerry Springer show and they got such High ratings on her show that they repeated it within 45 days (it just aired again last week). She does no drugs, is reliable, responsible and is an absolute sweety! In one year, she'll be one of the biggest stars out there. I did it with Tiffany Lords, Jasmin..."

12/30/98: Charley Frey says: "New porn starlet Kim Alexus (Phaedra Leary) has been diagnosed with HIV. She refuses to admit it... Some say she faked a DNA test. Watch out world." [All evidence that Luke has shows this to be a false claim, stemming out of Phaedra's decision to leave Charley Frey.]

A source tells Luke about Phaedra Alexis aka Kim Alexus: "At first she wanted to dance. Then she looked into the porn business. She met with dance agent Charley Frey. They both live in Florida. He promised her the world and said that she would never have to do anything she didn't want to do. And that he would set it up for her.

"He gave her two dance bookings that were not what they were supposed to be... Then Alexus decides she really wants to do porno so that she can feature dance. Charley promises to set her up with a big company... So he sends her [12/98] out to Los Angeles to Rob Black's Extreme Associates.

"Now Charley knows that she does not do anal. He tells her that she will be picked up at the airport by the owner of the company and that she will be staying at the Holliday Inn.

"Alexus was picked up and taken to Rob Black's house where she was supposed to do her first scene. She was supposed to have a makeup artist with a real set... And there is only one person there to shoot the scene. Alexus has just gotten off the plane after a seven hour flight and she hasn't eaten... And they want her to do an anal scene immediately.

"They hand her an enema. She didn't even know what one was. Kim said, 'whoa, I flew cross country because I am looking for a contract with a company... And nothing has been what was promised.'

"So they showed her the room where she was staying. There was nothing in her room but an air mattress and a cat litter box. No blankets. So Phaedra went to a pay phone and paged Charley Frey 911. He never returned her call. Needless to say, she called the airline and booked her flight back the next day. Phaedra told Rob, "you guys have your niche in the business. May you make a million dollars but this is not for me." And Rob went on for three hours, telling her that if she didn't do anal, she'd never be a contract girl. She replied, you may well be right. But if that is true, I don't want to be in this business.

"Phaedra heard of VCA and spoke with Jane Hamilton... Jane told her that she had a good attitude. Jane showed her a couple of letters that she'd published about Extreme Associates...

"Extreme plied Phaedra with drugs and alcohol to get her to do scenes against her will...

"Phaedra returned to Florida and laid into Charley Frey. He said ok, you have one more deal with me, an internet shoot. A soft girl-girl. He tells her that she is getting paid $400 to do the scene. And at the end, he told Phaedra, you have two more scenes. Phaedra said, fine, that will be $1200. He replied, but I paid Charley $1000 already for all three scenes.

"So Phaedra called Charley that night and called him lots of names. You screwed me. I never want to see you again...

"Phaedra did a few scenes in December for Elegant Angel. They treated her right. Paid for her to fly out... The day Phaedra lands, they ask her if she knows who Luke F-rd is. Because Charley Frey that day told Luke F-rd that Phaedra aka Kim Alexus had AIDS.

"Howard, the Elegant Angel publicist, called Phaedra into his office and told her... She reacted, that sonofabitch... Charley screwed her, then slandered her... Phaedra pulled out her test and showed Howard... Phaedra gets tested every month at AIM and they ask for ID. Charley was out to destroy her career.

"Phaedra talked to Lucky and he advised her not to do anything. Charley Frey wants you to react and create a whole mudslinging thing... Phaedra wanted to fax you her HIV negative test but Lucky advised, in good time... Just leave it alone.

"At CES, Phaedra walks along with Lucky, Shayla, Juli Ashton and the other girls, and Charley Frey comes by and pushes her... And then Charley threw a drink on her husband and they threw him out of CES."

Phaedra appears in Sodomania 28 with Alex Sanders as well as Fresh Flesh 5 and Smut 12. Elegant Angel is holding one scene until Phaedra becomes a star.

"Charley Frey would tell Phaedra, I'm connected. I talk to Steve Hirsch of Vivid, Steve Orenstein of Wicked, Jane Hamilton of VCA, all the time... It turns out that people in the industry do not think well of Frey... Jane wanted to call Charley and yell at him for what he did to Phaedra... Frey told Phaedra that Extreme Associates was the same type of company as Vivid and VCA. Phaedra did not do her homework, and when she arrived at Extreme, Rob Black showed her his material... Phaedra almost fell off the chair."

Charley Frey responds: One. I was never thrown out of CES.

Two. Ask Rob Black - not only did she agree to do anal scenes her suitcase pimp sat in my office and told her "what is the problem, you do it in your personal life"...and she agreed.

Three. After all the arrangements had been made...she conveniently did not return any calls or pages - evidently figuring that her suitcase leech could convince Extreme to screw me over. Like she tried to do with METRO...call and ask them. The reality was, she was completely aware of what was expected by Extreme. Ask Rob.

She and her wimp boy actually told some guy from VCA or whatever that I was mean to her...NOT. He came over acting all big and bad. The security guard came over. Told him to calm down. I laughed and he sizzled. I laughed again. I am still laughing, particularly at any video company dumb enough to book anyone as lame as her. Old, ugly and boring...no anal. Yeah, she'll be a big star. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH

From www.geneross.com: "Black takes the latest rumors about Kim Alexus all in stride. Alexus was supposed to have been the victim of squalid living conditions and forced anal scenes at the hands of Black and his minions. Black: "There is no story. I don't give a f---. Tiffany Mynx went to pick her up at the airport. We didn't know she was coming in. It was the last minute. She was going to stay at the house that night and we were going to get her a hotel room. Nobody did nuthin'.. whatever. The scenario was that she was supposed to do anal because Charley Frey said he had this girl who took it up the ass, d.p's and all that. When she showed up we found out she never did any of that stuff before. No hard feelings. The subject was so along ago. People just talk about this stuff thinking I'll talk about them and give them good play."

Luke's Book

Luke's friend Lance writes: "Haven't finished yet. Been reading it in spurts (yuk yuk). Must say.....I'm VERY impressed, and I don't impress easily. Well written, insightful, thought provoking, well researched. I think it's an important book and justifies serious attention."

www.salon.com Profiles White Collar Gay Porn Stars

The white-collar invasion is a far cry from the hardscrabble lives of the porn stars of yesteryear. Amply paid by their regular jobs, the new men of porn want for little. They will never suffer the indignities of the legendary gay performer Al Parker, who was always so low on funds he used to shuttle his old Cadillac between friends' garages to elude the repo man. Other porn stars were notorious for arriving on set strung out on drugs. Far too common were the psychologically troubled stallions, such as Steve Fox, who committed suicide in 1997, and Ryan Idol, who battled drugs and alcohol before whistling out a fourth-floor window in New York last year in an attempt to take his own life. (He survived.) Now, confident white-collar workers are arriving on set on-time, drug free and with professional attitudes, which porn producers are only too pleased to greet. Some, like Hamilton, are looking for an ego boost, others for a kind of niche fame they'll never experience in their day jobs, others just because they simply love to put out in public. "Nobody does porn for a living anymore," Hamilton says.

Why Women Oppose Porn

On www.backlash.com, Rod van Mechelen writes: Pop-feminists really oppose male pornography because it undermines the sexual power of women. A man who can see naked women any time he finds it convenient is not a man very vulnerable to the coy hint of cleavage beneath a woman's blouse. If he's seen so many naked breasts that a woman who hides hers cannot use partial concealment to arouse his interest and, thereby manipulate him, then she has less power over him.

Men obsess about women's sex because generations of women have set themselves up as sellers of scarce female sexuality. How do women commonly attract men? With their sexuality and sensuality. Take this away, and they would have to work to attract men with their personality and intelligence. This, as men well know, is a tough arena in which to compete for the attention of another. Easier by far for women to maintain their ability to employ the sexual sell by outlawing pornography for men. Pop-feminists need to oppose male pornography not because men see women as sex objects, but to increase women's value as sex objects.

Pop-feminists oppose prostitution -- "black market sex" -- not because it harms "ladies of the night" or causes men to lose respect for women, but because it undermines women's monopoly on "legitimate" sex. That is, it undercuts the monopoly price and decreases female sexual power. If a man can buy a professional's sexual services for a nominal sum, then what incentive does he have, beyond non-sexual reasons, to commit his life-time earnings to support a wife? Why should he buy the proverbial cow if he can buy the proverbial milk by the quart?

Court Dismisses Metalfest Lawsuit

From the Milwaukee Journal: Madison - A Dane County judge Monday dismissed a lawsuit that Metalfest promoter Jack Koshick filed against the state in an attempt to hold the rock concert at the State Fair Park on July 30-31 in West Allis. Gov. Tommy Thompson's top aide, Administration Secretary Mark Bugher, put the kibosh on the event, after learning bands, such as Anal Blast and Cradle of Filth, would perform and porn film stars would appear on the fair grounds just days before the annual State Fair.

Tom Byron Sucks Cock?

Luke suspects the picture is a fake. But Jim L. writes: "Wow, that is an old pic of Tom Byron. Must be the mid-eighties. Pre-pierce, pre-tattoo, and with the old Luke Skywalker hairdo. Doesn't look obviously faked, so I'll tentatively buy that it's real. I agree that Black shouldn't be so hard on gays if Byron's got this in his past. But I don't hold it against Byron as a fan, same as Peter North/Matt Ramsey. You know, Ron Jeremy did some of this shemale/Pre-Op TS/"chicks with dicks" type of stuff also. I guess they all try some bi out at some point, whatever pays their bills... I agree with the poster to your site - it's definitely a gay thing. The strap-on stuff Byron did with chicks is not gay. No guys on guys, it's not gay. But a spade's a spade, and those femme looking guys called TS or whatever - those are guys! As long as the male actors commit to just gay or just straight films it's ok with me. You gotta pick a team and stick with it for a while, you know? It's easier for us straights to deal with while watching it, and it keeps the porno girls from getting too paranoid."

Email: "There's a whole set showing Tom and that "girl" that have circulated on a lot of the T-girl websites, so they're not faked. Must have been years ago. That said, who really cares? It doesn't impact his work today."

From www.geneross.com: "Byron is claiming that a photo, courtesy of Ramsey, allegedly depicting him sucking she-male cock on another site, are doctored. Byron says he'd like to see the movie this still is supposed to be from. Byron will have more to say about that in an upcoming interview. Rob Black: "That Ramsey's the guy who f---ing goes after us all the time. We don't know who he is. We think it's somebody with Van. We're not sure. He's usually going after me all the time..I'm this...I'm that."

"These were Black's first reactions when the Tom Byron picture hit the Luke F-rd site and Black was informed about it. Black [laughing]: "Got the f--- outta here!! Does he look young? Man, Byron's going to lose his mind. There's no way it's real. Tommy's the most open motherf---er in this world. He would have said I did this years ago. This'll be good."

Email: "I have seen this picture before, as well as the rest of the series .... if you "watch" the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.transexual or the alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.transexual.action newsgroups you will see them.... (I have seen several of them in the past). Yes, it does look like Tom. The other pic are of his... uumm.... using his member on her/him..... I don't know if it was him, but, it sure looks like him. If I had to bet, I would say it was him."

Email: "These were shot early/mid 80's for Rodox Corporations "Transexual Climax" Magazine owned as you would know by Peter Theander. They are certainly not fake."

Marc Wallice - Sharon Mitchell

Luke has received phone calls and emails alleging that AIM founder Sharon Mitchell, the veteran porn star, had sex with Marc Wallice after he tested HIV positive. These same emails and calls were sent to Gene Ross of Adult Video News.

Rob Spallone and his buddy James DiGiorgio say that Marc Wallice told them he'd had sex with Mitchell after testing HIV positive.

John&Linda write: Apparently Gene is unwilling to contact anyone to attempt to confirm these allegations. I was asked to forward these two emails to your self and see if you would. Seems to me to be of a serious enough nature to at least warrant a call or two. Thanks.

This is being sent by me on behalf of a friend who wishes to remain anonymous at this time. I have no knowledge of how this whole industry works, though I believe I can see the pertainence of this being made known. I do not even know who I am sending this to, but I have to assume you hold a position of importance to the industry and I would urge you to look into this matter and take whatever steps are appropriate. If push comes to shove, and for some reason you need to contact the originator of this information, feel free to contact me and I will have them get in touch with you.

After wrestling with this for a few months, I've decided that the need to know outweighs the respect to privacy. Sharon Mitchell has on more then one occasion f---ed Marc Wallice after knowing he was HIV positive. Have any doubts? Call Marc, and I'm sure he will verify it. After all, he has told three people I know on separate occasions, so I can't see him denying it. This needs to be known, if we are to protect the industry from future HIV.

I am still unable to identify my friend. However we just got off the phone with Rob Spallone and Jimmy Digiorgio who will be glad to confirm this since you are unwilling to check with Marc. Both Jimmy and Rob had been told by Marc Wallice on a separate occasions. There is no doubt that this is true, and if, as I have now been lead to believe, you do indeed care about the industry's health, you will at least investigate.

Luke Breaks Heart of Nice Jewish Girl

NiceJewishGirl writes a friend about her stay in LA this weekend: "So, the family thing was fine believe it or not. Luke took some pictures of us and we had a great time on Saturday night, however, Sunday came around and we were supposed to hang out, he was supposed to call me and he didn't. When I called him in the morning he was saying he didn't feel well. I mean, the night before, we were acting like all lovey-dovey, cuddling in the theater, he's buying me movie tickets, and stuff to drink, we're laughing together, and then Sunday, nada! So I finally reached him Sun. night and me and my friend Rebecca went to his house and picked him up and we drove to the beach. I admit, I was kind of mean to him at first, I was angry that he hadn't called me, because I was going to go home the next day, so I didn't want to play waiting games with him.

"He had told me that he didn't answer the phone all day, but today (Monday), I am looking at his site, and he definitely went somewhere (some porn b.s.), but I don't understand why he felt the need to lie to me about it, it's not like I care that he goes to those things. Anyways, last night (the night after we had a Great Time), he was cold and distant to me, not really talking to me. I just thought, ok, why is he acting like this? And I asked him, and he's mumbling something about wanting to get back to his site and do some work, which is fine. But I just didn't understand the about face with him, and why he was so cold to me, when the day before we had such a good time. I thought he liked strong opinionated Jewish girls. He certainly seemed to on Saturday night. Then I think, does his work affect him in a weird way? Like, he can't leave it and he has to be cold and distant? Anyways, I know he doesn't care about my feelings but me feelings are kind of hurt by his behavior on Sunday, the coldness was kind of cruel. I mean, he was walking way ahead of us, not really talking to me, it was a total about face from the night before."

Brad the Jew from Danger Boy Video writes: "If it's a nice Jewish girl that you want.....we got tons of those running around here. In fact, the Dangerboy Headquarters is about a stones throw away from a Chassidic Dorm for High School Girls. We can hook you up luke Jimplasti: as long as you retire from porn and become a Baker, a Butcher, or a Silversmith or Rabbi."

Johnny, a non-Jew, responds: Luke: I know it's against Jewish Law to talk about people behind their backs, but it looked like Nice Jewish Girl was all over you like a cheap suit. Maybe it will all work out between you two.

I thinks this relationship is really more than just about Nice Jewish Girl wanting to meet a Nice Jewish Guy. With your background as a convert, you have the faith and the knowledge, but not the family culture and upbringing, which usually serves to bring the relationship down.

Here in New York, I can tell you that Jewish girl-WASP guy relationships almopst always work out well. But Jewish guy-WASP girl relationships never do. Why? Because in Jewish families, the boys are spoiled and in WASP families the girls are. Two spoiled people together don't work. You seem down-to-earth and most Jewish girls are usually the same. As an example, most Jewish girls almost always return phone calls right away. Unlike WASP or Catholic prima-donnas, Jewish girls are appreciative of their men. They nurture and support them.

Why get stuck on dimwits like Kendra Jade or Alison Kilgore. Women like those two hate themselves enough to screw anything that moves just to get in front of a video camera. Then they believe the illusion they are "Porn Stars." Give Nice Jewish Girl some play. You will not regret it. For example, Bill Clinton is an example of a satisfied lover of a Jewish chick. Like Monica, most Jewish girls that I know give fantastic head. What's better is that they don't even ask for much in return. Of course, I accomodate them, but it's not really necessary.

By the way, I'm Catholic, but I went to a mostly Jewish college where I experienced four years of the best sexual liaisons you could imagine. Great head and lots of anal because they were saving their vagina for amrriage. I know, it's a wacky concept, but they seem to beliece it. Please provide some details of your encounter with Nice Jewish Girl in your column. I would like to know what you two did together.

Dave Michaels of Talking Blue Responds To Misty Rain

Luke, the last few days on your site, looks like the workings of a Quinten Tarentino movie. It isn't linear and jumps all around on it's articles. I mention this out of jest, but you started to cover the events at the AVN Adult Expo, then go off on that "Star" guy, (which by the way, is VERY interesting if it is all true), then come back about me meeting Chad (Misty Rain's boyfriend) on the floor, then come back this Monday about the run in with Chad also, the same day we met up with him a full hour after meeting with you. Come on, "Pulp Fiction" wasn't this conjointed. How did you get such a long interview with Chad anyway. God, you are quick with that mini cassette recorder. ;-)

About the comments made by Chad about me, as was mentioned in an earlier entry on your site, we are fine with each other after having a responsible talk with each other. Things we're said about Misty, about behavior witnessed by others, but weren't said by either I or my associates. We were just repeating things said to us by the fellows at "Pick TV", that I guess were supposed to be for "our ears only". The statement was taken out of context and Chad understood exactly how situations arise from s--- like this. It isn't the first time people try to slag others and it won't be the last. So as of this writing, Chad and I are fine with each other.

It basically came done to one statement that I made. "We've been doing this television show for over 5 years. We will still be doing it for 5 more, and keep doing it till it isn't fun anymore. Just check our "track record", have we not always been there for the performers and companies to cover their events, and we do it because we started out as fans in this venture, and we will go out as fans. We do this for nothing and we aren't compensated by any of the companies. Just remember we were there in the beginning for Misty and we'll be there when she decides to do something else." That's it. Simple.

This goes for everyone else we have worked with over the course of half a decade we've been out there. Sure, we have had a bumpy road with the "other cable shows" but over the years we have become good friends with these same people, cause we all released it doesn't matter what others think, as long as you are good to your word and get the show out there to the fans. And we really have gotten the message out there. Since disassociating ourselves with the "Pick" people, and they deciding to try it on their own, things have fallen into place. We end our summer hiatus with all new episodes of the show that start in the Fall. Not just in our normal markets of Los Angeles and San Francisco and it's surrounding areas...we also will start airing in New York, Seattle and in an hour long format for Australia.

We also are in the works to air the show nationally with the help of www.mimi.cc (adult film superstar Mimi Miyagi), on the Time/Warner cable network as a locally broadcast show. It will be on those infomercials channels, but in an hour long format and will have commercials from the adult and local sponsors in the areas. It won't have all the nudity you all love, but we will pixel out the naughty bits and add bleeps to the language if need be. We also have been contacted by Playboy TV to create an hour long pilot, since they were impressed with our work on their "Sexcetera" series. And to top it off, we are now seen by over 1.8 million people a month on our website which now carries the Talking Blue show on the site for the world to see.

We are getting fans from all over the world, with email coming in from England, France, all parts of Europe, Israel, Australia & of course, areas of the good 'ol US of A! When we were at this year's Adult Expo, people kept coming up to us and thanking us for the show. They stopped our co-producer, Brittany Andrews on the floor constantly, saying how much they dug her from the show. A guy came up to us and said how much he loved the show, and we asked what station he saw it on, thinking he was going to mention a local Los Angeles one, but much to our surprise, he said he saw it in Wisconsin! WISCONSIN! We don't play in f---ing Wisconsin! He told us he has a friend with a tricked out big dish antennae and saw it on there and also had a membership to www.danni.com site. Danni Ashe is a supporter of our show and has our video feeds on her site for her fans to watch, so our fan base for the show just keeps on growing. I'm not going to get into petty stuff with our competitors, when no competition should be involved. The bottom line has always been about getting a TV show out there that the fans could love and for a forum for the performers to speak their minds. Like I said before, we'll stop making the show, when it's not fun anymore. I guess we are doing something right, cause we're still here. Much love to the performers and the adult film professionals.

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Mike, you seemed like the only guy on Luke's side in the Salon article.

Imagine that Brandy. Was simple really BA I knew what everyone else would say so I made myself stand out...I still spoke the whole truth though.

I stood out as a fence sitter

BA you got one quote...hardly standing out.... I had more than one I actually spoke to the woman for 2 hours.

I cannot agree with those guys who punched you Luke, although you kinda deserve it a little. Just not from the people who actually punched you. Brandy I spoke to her for 30 minutes I was too busy to tell her my life story she was very nice though and your life story only ran 30 min mikes ? <`^-_-^`> Mike left out the sex stuff. I can sum up my life in one word prolly <`^-_-^`> :) We were analyzing him. :)

BA: Okay, I checked. There are 4 references to me in the article. Not that it makes me special or anything, just checking facts. ;)

Well count mine Ba I got the first quote and the last sentence even.

thanks for clearing that up Brandy, now we can sleep at night

BA: But Mike, you said yourself you manipulated it. If you are the only one speaking in his defense you get all the defense quotation. ;) that is NOT what I said...I used my f---ing brsain...that aint manipulation brain even Of course that will stand out over the millions who hate his guts. ;)

I dont hate Luke...I like Luke Luke IS good for this biz I adore Luke. I just hate what he does. I like what Luke Does...mostly if people cant take a joke f--- em.

The satire stuff has *got* to go...it ain't even funny Just a few times I break his chops, for certain things i disapprove of, but otherwise a good job when he is taking this stupid biz seriously.

I laughed at Gloria Leonard being the only person there dressed like a man

BA: Fact remains, even in light of the evidence finally made available that his real names list is harmful, it's still there. Yeah, you gys want to hear something Mikita Kash told me. the real names list has not harmed anyone sure jim Not funny *far* outwieghs funny on Luke's site. That there is a site that has her id photo picture on it and lotsa other girls too. kinda stalker-ish eh? outweighs even Whatever you care to think. I know you just live to argue, so it's obviously not worth addressing just so you can get a woody Jim yes that is somewhat worse Well Mike, you don't know for sure if the real names list has hurt anynone not. Prolly not, but potential is there. *I* know for sure and that's all I need hell the potential to get hurt is there the second you step into this biz...or any other.

all the hoopla over the real names is what made Luke famous...if y'all had let it go he would still prolly be in relative obscurity...well maybe facts is facts BA

Bad Seed: C'mon you know better than that if i wanted to stalk or kill a pornstar i would start at lukes real name list, but thats just me =o)

Mike, if you're going to fall for a line spewed by Oliver go right ahead. But don't embarrass yourself by telling people. thats my 2 cents for the night f--- you wanna stalk a porn star just hang out a world modeling like the rest of em Brandy... they were public records....everyone has em.... * Bad^Seed makes a note of that

Brandy on one of the records Oliver posted the name Brandy Alexandre was on there. that shows your stupiditty Hey speaking of World Modeling, shouldn't I get some kind of award or something like most scenes ever shot without paying World Modelinga dime? I never paid em a dime either Jim That's the point Mike, everyone does not. The fact that they are called "public records" does not mean they are for the general public, nor that it is legal to disseminate the information in the manner and for the purpose Oliver said.

About Eyes Wide Shut: There is this gnarly orgy scene in this chateau that I am sure you have heard about. The women are gorgeous, and the men are rich and powerful. You need a password to get in. I would love to read any research you can dig up on such clubs.