Friday, July 16th, 1999

Weird Buck Adams Story

Lil Luke F-rd [not l-keford.com] writes [and this is not verified]: It was in Canoga Park. A buddy and I were driving down Topanga by the park where they filmed scenes from Boyz N' the Hood. We pulled into the park to go pick up his girlfriend and her son, but when we at first couldn't find them, we started looking all around.

I heard this muttering behind me, and turned around to see (and smell) this white-haired, homeless looking guy. I say homeless-looking because although his clothes were dirty and ragged, he was wearing a Ralph Lauren shirt. I turned away at first, but then I realized he looked somewhat familiar. I didn't realize that it was (a noticeably chunky) Buck Adams, though, until he talked in that retard-sounding voice of his and said, "Hey man, do you know where a bro' like me can score some cracker? I'm havin' a tough time, here, without the rock."

I told him, sorry, but I didn't have any, and then he suddenly gets incredibly enraged and starts stomping the ground, calling me a cuntbag, and then he grabbed onto my arm and told me to give up the cracker or he was going to have "his troops" destroy me. I don't know what the hell he was talking about there. But then, worst of all, this motherf---er bit my goddamn shoulder. I was f---ing bleeding before I threw him off of me. I went to the emergency room because of this asshole. Needless to say, I am pissed and want to kick his ass. He's disgusting to look at now, too. If I were a woman, I'd rather f--- Ron Jeremy and a pack of wolves than him. Watch out for Buck-he's really f---ed up now.

Director James DiGiorgio replies: "Luke, your Buck 'f---ing' Adams story is a crock...or in this case, crack. I just saw Buck last week. Not only is he not 'chunky,' he's about as fit as I've seen him in many years. Buck bit this guy? I doubt it."

Luke: "Who cares? It's a good story, true or false."

Lil Luke: "Luke, James is just defending Buck because Buck has the scoop on him (DiGiorgio). Seems there is a little more to Cal Jammer's death than we thought. DiGiorgio always pretends he doesn't know me in public, but there are some skeletons there. TRUST me on this one with the so-called director (whom I've already warned once about grabbing my girlfriend's tits at the awards). This guy lies about what day it is.

"Rumor has it that James was trying to get Cal to take injections in his dick to make him get hard. When Cal tried it and it gave him priapism which had to be surgically altered, Jammer didn't want him to do it anymore. James told him that if he didn't keep doing it, he would keep Cal out of the business forever, and threatened to make Adrienne the lowliest hooker on the planet. Well, Randy [Cal] was so low at this point that, for this, and many other reasons, he flipped out, and well, you know. No one wants to say this because they would rather blame Jill Kelly because of all the inherent misogyny in the industry. It's easier to blame the pussy and tits. Jill can be a conniving bitch, but she is no more at fault for this than wife that has been abused by her husband."

James finds the story above hilarious. Jim says he never even met Cal Jammer and that he, DiGiorgio, did not begin directing pornos until months after Cal's death. "And if this guy wants me to keep my hands off his girlfriend's tits, tell her to keep her mouth off my dick..."

DiGiorgio: Anyway, it's been a cool day. I shot bondage till the wee hours with Jim Gunn last night for Pleasure, and armed with only a an hour or two of sleep, headed to Van Nuys Airport to shoot a scene for Melanie Stone's line in a helicopter. It was way f---ing cool! I've never been in a chopper before, and it was almost better than certain recreational drugs I've ocassionally indulged in [with Kid Vegas]. Pat Myne got to f--- totally hot newcomer Dayton Rain in the copter. We did fly-bys of the Hollywood Sign for the rug-munching, soared thru the canyons of downtown L.A. while Dayton treated Pat's cock like an all-day sucker, and then headed for the coast for the f---ing.

As we headed back, Dayton needed to pee. We were over the Santa Monica Mountains. Dayton wanted to hang her awesome ass out the chopper's window and water the foliage, but the pilot said he'd land to let her piss. Land??? Where??? All I could see were jagged rocks and stony peaks! But the guy's a pro, and before we knew it, he found this little patch of high grass nestled in this canyon and put our bird down. Not wanting to miss a "golden" opportunity, I jumped out of the chopper to tape Dayton while she watered the flowers. We jumped back in and soared back into the sky.

We were up about two hours and heading back as we (well, not "we," but lucky Pat and Dayton) resumed the f---ing. As we descended back into the valley and were headed on our final approach to the airport, Pat shot a wad on Dayton's gorgeous face. Pat was claiming he'z now part of the Mile-High club, but the pilot corrected him saying we never made it over 2,500 feet or so. Ok, so Pat's part of the Half-Mile-High Club...he's kinda short anyway. Ok..that was my day. I'm gonna take a nap. See ya!

Brian writes: "Ok, Luke, I'm totally confused now. I've seen you interviewed on ET, stating that the porn business isn't the straightest or best of businesses to be in. From your many articles on your website, your opinion, to sum it up, is that it's corrupt with it's members, from actors, directors, to owners as pretty well druggy scumbags. In other words, your opinion of it is that the business should be exposed as being wrong for existing. Yet, last week you had pictures of you naked in a pool with a porn star, and this week, pictures of you actually acting in a porn film? What side of the fence do you stand on, Luke?"

Luke: I have a variety of reactions to the porn industry, from titillation to amusement to disgust. I am not immune to the charms of porno, particularly when it is made by Evil Angel.

Former pro baseball player and production manager for Michael Raven, Mark Webb, writes GeneRoss.com: Common sense would tell me to just stay out of this, but I must reply as I have seen Brick Majors take an undeserved bashing over this whole incident.

Regardless to whether or not Luke F-rd deserved to get clocked at the Expo, the timing and place were inappropriate. Had a serious melee broken out as this was happening a lot of people could have gotten hurt, including talent and others that just happened to be floating by. The incident took place in front of the AVN & Knob/Ryder booths.

Neither myself nor Brick called security, that was done by someone else. Brick and I did however locate Mr. Star in the food court area and question his misguided actions (or heroic actions as some of you feel). While we were talking to him, security approached us and led Mr. Star away. His badge was confiscated and I believe he was not let back into the venue.

It was I who asked him how he would feel if I just "layed him out right there" for his actions, so he would understand where we were coming from. I mean what would be the difference. I wasn't personally involved and neither was Marc Star, the whole incident involved Luke F-rd & Darren Star.

WE WERE NOT STANDING UP for Luke F-rd, I am appalled that "sucker punching" is an accepted practice in this industry and that Mr. Star was upset for his believing that we were defending Luke.

So if Mr. Star reads this, just remember what I truly said to you that day about how it is your brother that needs to defend himself against accusations and falsehoods posted by Luke. Your "family vigilantism" has no place on the floor of an industry presentation where we are all represented. I truly don't believe that anyone in this industry advocates physical violence to solve matters.

Brick and I showed restraint by not becoming physically involved at the requests of Kristen and others who so vehemently testified to your innocence. You were chased down for your actions, not your beliefs.

Luke F-rd plays with fire on a daily basis, we know this and I believe that he knows this. Everyone in this industry fuels his fire by responding to his posts, rumors and innuendo. Hell, we even respond to his truths. On a weekend when we are fundraising for the free-speech coalition, someone was attacked for their remarks and posting on the internet, which last time I checked, albeit tasteless and irresponsible at times, were still covered under free speech.

Brick, sorry we got involved, we probably aren't the most popular people right now, but I am sure that we did the right thing and I personally would do the same thing if it happened tomorrow.

David Aaron Clark writes on RAME: Ramsey, buddy, gotta disagree with your Marc Starr dissing. Lovely Luke has been publishing ANOTHER 'writer''s totally unverified character assassinations of the guy's brother concerning a very sad personal matter, with reckless disregard for the truth.

The writer in question -- Mark Kramer -- has been hiding behind a psuedonym ("Krash") and is notorious to editors everywhere from Newsday to New York magazine to Screw for his predilection to use whatever bully pulpit he can mount to pursue personal vendettas against those he feels have slighted him. I, myself, have been a victim of this insane asshole, and when Luke informed he was going to start running Kramer's rehashed jabs against me to fill out his column, I warned him that he should check into Kramer's credentials and perhaps fact-check his story with other principals mentioned in "Porno Apocalypse." Luke, of course, did not. Instead, he eagerly awaited a response from me, in order to fill up column inches on suceeding days. And continued to run Kramer's anonymous poison-pen diatribes, in this case against Star's brother.

This is not professional or humane behavior, and does not warrant a professional or humane response. Scum such as Luke and Kramer throw out this sort of libelous, hurtful bulls--- because they're quite aware most of their targets lack the resources or time to pursue legal recourse. Since I was not there, I don't know if Star handled the situation according to Marquis of Queensbury rules, so I can't defend his exact actions. But Luke F-rd had it coming, that's for sure. The most unfortunate part of it all, though, is that someone like Luke -- or Kramer -- takes such an attack as self-aggrandizing proof that they are indeed martyrs of some sort, and Important. Which, of course, makes every rabid dog or crackhead mugger who makes his drug nut beating up other people an Important Martyr, as well.

From www.jasminesfriends.com

• Evan McGuiver writes:

  Jewel De'Nyle is one of the most awesome sights in the porn business. For anyone who has seen any of her movies, you know it instantly: gorgeous face, lovely breasts and legs and ass that are letter perfect. When people talk about bums and leave out Jewel, they are doing themselves a disservice.

  Taylor Hayes and Dee and Heather Hunter and Jenna Jameson and all of the other truly beautiful women in porn need to move over. This lovely is ready to take her place among them. Recently, Jewel checked in to give us the 411 on what's going with her and her phat website, www.jeweldeynle.com.

  "First off," she says, "I have a new feature out this month called 'Whispers' and it is a very high end movie with lots of scenes and a lot of great hardcore action."

  In the film, Jewel plays a high priced Beverly Hills call girl, who not only deals with the big Hollywood types but also makes sure all her girls are happy.

  "It's a must see," she says. Well, just about everything she does is a must see, and there's more. Jewel is doing her first ANAL scene in North Pole 10 with Peter North. She says it'll be released iin September.

  "North Pole #8 was just released this past week and I do a very hot and nasty pool side scene with Aspen Brock, Barett Moore and Peter North," Jewel says.

  "I take a Double Penetration Dildo from Aspen Brock while Barett Moore rides Peters huge cock and not only do I get it in the ass with a Dildo, I f--- Barret Moores ass with a strap-on. (And) just when you thought it couldn't get hotter I ride Peter's big cock and stick some anal beads in Aspen's ass while she munches down on Barret Moore's sweet pussy. This is an action-packed movie and one of my favorites."

  C'mon fellas, you know her description of that scene just sent the blood flow rushing south. It certainly did for us. And there's more news from this gorgeous cutie. She's a New Sensations contract girl and she just signed a five-year contract with Las Vegas novelties, a company started by Wicked's superstar Serenity.

  "I will be doing a signature pussy and ass mold for Las Vegas Novelties which will be out on the market by mid September," Jewel says. "I'm very excited about working with Serenity. She is a bright and very energetic woman and has a lot to offer to the world of adult toys. I feel since she is an adult actress she knows what products feel good and she let's girls like myself help with new ideas that we feel the public would enjoy. And being a woman who tests all the products, Serenity makes sure all her stuff is top of the line. Because of this I was very excited to do business with her."

  DAILY DISH INTERVIEWS KARA DAVIS

  Over at her website, www.karadavis.com, an amateur cutie is making a big name for herself. Kara got into the net biz because she saw other girls doing it and figured she could do it, too. The Los Angeles-native, of mixed parentage, is drawing huge raves because of her huge tits and has just released a video (which we'll review here in a future issue). Her webpage, designed by Mak, Inc., is a frequent stop for many Dish readers, who emailed by the dozens (literally) and asked for more of this up-and-cummer. No, Kara has not done any XXX mainstream movies yet, just an amateur video with an old boyfriend she says was made two or three years ago. But anyone possessed of such a natural body and pretty face could be a natural. Plus, Kara is just, well, a natural nymph. She loves sex and isn't afraid to talk about it. Here's what happened when she sat down to "dish it with the dish."

  DD: What made you get into the 'net biz?

  KD: I saw other girls on sites and said i can do that...

  DD: What has made you so "into" sex?

  KD: I dont know, maybe a genetic fluke but probably it's just natural..

  DD: Do you plan to do any mainstream porn movies?

  KD: I dont know.

  DD: What about feature dancing?

  KD: No.

  DD: On your video, when was it made?

  KD: The scenes were shot over the last 2 years.

  DD: Who's the guy in it with you?

  KD: My boyfriend at the time.

  DD: He looks white from the pictures and some readers have asked do you also do black guys?

  KD: Yes I have had black boyfirends and i will do people of any race, i am biracial so why would be prejudiced?

  DD: Word. When did you really start noticing your body?

  KD: Like all humans, as an infant.

  DD: (Laughing) When did others?

  KD: Early on.

  DD: When did you lose your virginity?

  KD: 19 DD: What porn stars do you like?

  KD: I really dont know any.. but i did see Angelique on the web and I thought she was beautiful with amazing tits.

  DD:. When you masturbate, how do you get off and what do you get off to?

  KD: I don't maturbate much because I always have a man to f--- me or eat my pussy twice a day or more.

  DD: (Jealous of him) Do you also do girls?

  KD: I have not yet, but I am interested..

  DD: Which porn star would you love to do?

  KD: I don't know yet.

  DD: Favorite singers, actors, other celebs?

  KD: As actors, I like Jack Wagner and Angela Bassett. I like the singer from Dru Hill (Cisco, you can see him in the new Will Smith "Wild Wild West" video on MTV or BET )

  DD: When you go to the mall, do you always dress sexy?

  KD: Oh, yes

  DD: What do you wear?

  KD: Dresses, spandex tights with no panties, low cut things, see through tops with sexy bras.

  DD: Your measurements and weight?

  KD: I don't know my weight, I just go by the mirror... my mesaurements now are about 38DD-24-34 DD: (Crossing our legs) Any brothers or sisters?

  KD: Yes but I don't talk about my family right now.

  DD: .What does your family think of your site?

  KD: they dont know.

  DD: What do you do for a living?

  KD: Besides my site? I can't say because they don't know (about what I do at my job) either.

  DD: Where do you live?

  KD: Los Angeles, California

  DD: Your future goals in the sex/entertainment biz?

  KD: To be as sexy as possible, have as much sex as possible, and make all men want me.

  DD: One question I forgot to ask: Several readers asked would you consider making custom videos, where they write a script and send it you and you act it out. If so, how much would this be?

  KD: I don't have time to do these now... If I make money from my site and videos, I will probably get into those. I don't know the price.

  MR WEB REVIEW TIZZY AT LUKE'S

  Last night, Luke F-rd posted his latest commentary at www.l-keford.com and he began with a reader, Curtis, who was upset with net movie reviewer Mr. Web Review. Here's the [partial] text:

  Luke, as a blonde-headed, blue-eyed red blooded American male, I enjoy porn as much as the next guy. But what's with this Mr. Web Review getting page after page on your site Monday? I read about the guy at rame, at excalibur, at adultvhsreviews.com, just everywhere I go for reviews. I won't tell a lie. He's good, as good as there is, but I was curious why he never reviewed white films. I don't think he likes white stars...

  Now, the Dish contacted Mr. Web Review, who told us his home page at www.mrwebreview.com should be up and running in about a week. Said he: "Evan, thanks for writing. I didn't know that Luke had published that correspondence with a reader. While I respect Mr. Ford and what he does, I think it's not good journalism to let someone use his forum in such a way. At the very least, I would've liked for Mr. Ford to do what all good journalists do: give both sides a chance to speak. While Curtis did present the text of our conversation accurately, I didn't feel that was something that needed to be shared publically.

  "Readers have gripes of all kinds and his was of a rather aggressive nature. All I ever want to do with my reviews is steer readers/customers to good movie and weed out bad ones. Currently I am reviewing the My Baby Got Back series in its entirety after readers asked for it. They've also asked me to do SugarWalls and Black Street Hookers, which I plan to do. I will mix in other reviews shortly. When my webpage is up, you'll see all types of reviews and commentary all the time. Hopefully we can even do some interviews with porn stars.

  "I am sorry that Curtis feels so strongly. I think he has not seen my entire body of work. Take care and keep watchin'...MWR."

  Luke vs AVN

  Lt writes: At the AVN Summer Expo, where was the seminar: "How to convince the media and public that you aren't doing what you're doing". You know, a seminar where the p.r. flacks like Joy King, David Schlessinger and Brian Gross, Gene Ross and some FSC members sit and discuss how they've convinced all but Fox Files that there is no drug use (while promoting/tolerating Kid Vegas), how there's no violence (while promoting/tolerating Max Hardcore and Rob Black), how there's no coercion of performers as far as activities, how there's no coercion to get cosmetic surgery (while AVN runs an "article" that is nothing more than an advertisement for a particular cosmetic surgeon)...I missed this seminar, where was it?

  Megame writes Paul Fishbein and Gene Ross of porn's trade magazine Adult Video News:

  Dear Paul and Gene, As a frequent reader of the Luke F-rd website and that of Gene Ross, I just gotta say...get a life! Both of you!

  Are you so thin-skinned that you can't take criticism or satire aimed at you? How old are you? Grow up and understand that you are fair game as much as the next guy. You are public figures...you chose to be.

  If you honestly expect any of the writings on Luke's site to be taken as anything other than pure rumor or satire, you've lost what's left of your mind.

  The issues that Luke asserts on his site have been rumors within the industry for years. But, now that Luke has a sizable readership, and people are beginning to ask tougher questions about you and your crooked ways, you gotta try to stop the train that's bearing down on you. Unfortunately, you will not succeed. You see the train has built up a head of steam and can't be stopped now. Neither of you have any credibility. Not to say that Luke is always the most credible source for information...anyone with half a brain can see a lot of what he writes is unsubstantiated rumor and satire...But, the way you both react to it, smacks of two guys trying to cover up.

  Do you honestly think that all of Luke's readers are stupid! Do you think we don't have the ability to discern the difference between satire, rumor and fact? Perhaps, since the world that you live in is full of complete morons and trailer-trash bimbos, you assume all those who enjoy watching said bimbos get their Butts stuffed are also deficient of brain power. Well, boys, you're not only wrong, it just shows that being immersed in stupidity rubs off! Let's face facts, you guys are as dirty as your industry! The truth hurts don't it! When that truth is thrown in your faces in whatever form, those with something to hide scream the loudest. Get my point, gentlemen. And, where did you find those hacks you call attorneys! Teach them to spell, then teach them the law, then crawl back under your rocks and just go away. When you guys hire an outside company with no affiliations to the Porn industry to run the AVN Awards...then we'll see what develops. Hey, Luke... Keep it up. And, while you're at it...burn a flag or two...It'll really piss me off, but I'll fight to defend your right to do it!

  Luke: I hold the American flag as sacred but not porno and not AVN.

  Gene Ross says to Megame: "Aside from the fact that you write from behind a pseudonym, most of your e-mail readily concedes that Ford's stuff is rumor and satire and you use the word 'unsubstantiated'. Then you talk about 'truth' being thrown in our faces. Well, if it's satire or rumor and unsubstantiated at that, it's not really truth, is it. Even you say, and I quote: "do you think we don't have the ability to discern between satire, rumor and fact." Evidently not. You just proved it by confusing your issues. Next time work on your logic before you work up a full head of steam. Speaking of steam, we're the ones operating the locomotive, pal. I suggest you get yourself and your cow off the train tracks."

  MegaMe responds on www.geneross.com: Talk about taking things out of context and confusing the issue. WOW! You really didn't get it, did you? I like how you attempt to twist the concepts to your way of thinking...good try, but missed the mark. What I said was...MOST of what Luke writes is "unsubstantiated rumor and innuendo." Key word here is unsubstantiated, Gene.

  When I said, "Truth hurts, doesn't it?" I was referring to the way you REACT to what Luke writes. In fact, I even stated that the people with the most to hide, scream the loudest. It's the appearance of impropriety that hurts your credibility...and apparently your pride. My point was that most of Luke's readers can pretty much figure out when he's full of it, or at least doesn't have a clue if it's true. When you react the way you have, it makes people wonder if maybe Luke is telling the truth, and it is you who are attempting to cover things up with threats and mixed messages. I didn't confuse anything...you did. Sorry if I wasn't more clear.

  I will admit that I was a little miffed about the situation when I read that poorly crafted letter from the AVN attorney. As for the pseudonym, my apologies. You see, I'm not in the business, and would rather not have my name linked to it. Could hurt the career I've worked very hard to develop. I've actually had a couple of very productive and enlightening email swaps with Paul...I think you're missing the point. Perhaps we're not so far apart on this as you may think.

  Read my note again...and look just past the words and see if you can pick up the message. Sorry...no cows around here. Regards.

  Gene sez: "Oh, so you're not in the business and you would rather not have your named linked to it..well, excuuuuuuuse me. That statement alone tells me you don't know jack crap about the issues involved, so none of the comments you offer bear much insight, now, do they? You know as much about the facts-at-hand, as I do about Jose Canseco's bulging back disc."

  Luke: It is precisely this arrogant attitude that Ross displays above - that if you're not in the business you can give no insights into persons and events in the business - that is an Achilles Heel of AVN.

  From www.geneross.com

  Gene sez: "The question is, who was the gunman on the grassy knoll. If Major and Webb didn't call security, then who did. [Most likely Ford himself.] But here's where we get the conflicting stories. Majors says no, but Marc Star still claims it was Majors who took his badge, as this e-mail and a follow-up phone call to Marc attests:

  Marc Star's e-mail: "Gene: The following was sent to me by Luke F-rd. I see no point in responding to him directly so I am sending this on to you. Apparently Luke F-rd believes the burden of proof is on the innocent: [Star quotes Ford]: 'I will quit "journalism" and take down my darren star stuff if you or anyone can show me that Darren had nothing to do with leigh zermuhlen's death, was not in the hotel with her, etc... Peace..LF

  "Also, I don't want Brick Majors to be in hot water and want to retract my statement claiming that he went and flagged down security. He simply grabbed my convention pass and made off with it. (Luke F-rd actually printed on l-keford.com that Brick flagged down security. I am yet another reader suckered in by his string of false truths.) Brick had no idea what he was stepping into and is absolved in my eyes.

  Marc Star in a follow-up phone conversation:

  Star: "Brick grabbed my convention pass."

  G. Ross: "What the f--- was that all about?"

  Star: "That's what he did. I never got my pass back. That's the primary reason why I never showed up at the convention the rest of the weekend. But I don't want to get Brick in hot water. He didn't know what he was doing."

  G. Ross: "Did you go to that shoot Monday?"

  Star: "Yes."

  G. Ross: "Did Luke ever wind up showing?"

  Star: "No..I got word that he called one of the girls on the set, I don't know who, and asked if I was there. When he found out I was there he decided not to come. That's what I heard."

  Brick Majors called yesterday afternoon to say that he'd been in contact with Rob Black about Black's comments.

  Majors: "I didn't even know who Luke F-rd was before this thing happened including Marc Star. I never saw security, I never called security. I guess he's [Rob Black] already had somebody call you to get whatever statement he made about me withdrawn from your website. I talked to Rob's secretary or his assistant, whatever it is. On top of it, when security came back to me after the fact and asked me what I saw I said, buddy, I didn't see a thing.

  "Did you get a letter from Mark Webb? Because Mark Webb's the one who asked me to go over there with him. He goes I'm going to find that guy. I said who are you looking for? The guy that just hit him [Ford]. I said what did he look like. Did you see him? He said, yeah, I don't even know who he is. I followed him over there. I said is that the dude. He said yeah. Mark Webb gets in his face. Mark Webb's the one who called me. He's the one who said here comes security. I'm looking at the guy's [Star's] badge. He pulled it out of his back packet. I take the badge, look at his name. It says whatever it says. Then here comes security. Then everybody went their own way. I never saw security.

  "Mark Webb calls me and says Brick you're taking the heat for all this. I better step in and clear things up. After the incident happened, Mark Webb had me go with him, when we came back, I never saw Luke F-rd again. Luke F-rd can't say I did anything. He was the one at the front door telling security, supposedly making a police report. And they came back over and asked me if I saw anything. I was with Dayton Rain, and Dayton sat there and both of us said no, sorry, we didn't see a thing.

  "I didn't want to get anyone in trouble. I don't know either one of these guys. I don't know what the beef is. I have nothing to do with it. I guess Rob Black's comments are going upon what he's reading from everyone else. If he's going to bring my name up he should talk to me first before he starts shooting his mouth off about it. This is ridiculous. [The Star incident occured Friday afternoon. Black was interviewed Saturday morning on a whole other issue when he brought Majors' name up as the "rat" in the wood pile.]

  Rob Black: "The guy's [Major] been calling. He can't get work now. Marc Star called me up, he was like thanks for the support, but I don't want to be the guy who gets this guy black listed. So, finally Brick Majors called me like eight times Thursday. I'm like fuhgedaboudit...I don't know..Brick Majors is a wonderful guy..everybody should use him. There's the retraction. Everybody should use him, and pay him more than what his rate is, and he's not a f---ing rat." (www.geneross.com)

  Fishbein's Foiled Love For Ford

  Stanford literature professor and porn star Kid Vegas writes about yesterday's Paul Fishbein story: "Notice how Fishbein, the narrator, thrice denied Luke F-rd... The parallels between this story and Jesus Christ are eery. Luke is definitely a Christ figure who's persecuted by the Pharisees at AVN and the FSC.

  "Ford is like a revolving light... Everything is lit by him... Luke shines outward. You can't know him but all is illuminated by him. Through Ford we see porno and the world. Luke spawns reality.

  "Fishbein is a devious narrator because he's not equipped to understand Ford. Luke simply outruns him. But Paul's lack of understanding makes the story all the more powerful."

  Dr. Harold Bloom writes from Yale: "This story is really an odd tale of attraction between Ford and Fishbein. A foiled love story. Change Luke's name to Lucy and change him into a her, and you'd have a familiar story. See Luke F-rd as a woman who enters the AVN office. The boss Fishbein is attracted by her, then enraged and infuriated... And he's still reflecting and meditating on her. He's been caught by her. She still occupies him long after she's left... Notice how Paul told Salon that Luke F-rd had screwed him... One does not need to be a Freudian analyst to see this as a classic case of projection and wish fulfillment. He wants Luke to f--- him. And thus he teases Luke with all these stupid law suit threats. This story is about two people drawn to each other but the conventions of the work situation prevent true love."

  Paul Fishbein replies: "Luke, I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. Why do I have to file suit just to get your attention, you big meanie."