Archives - Monday, June 21st, 1999

Ginger Lynn's Torn

Monday afternoon VCA owner Russ Hampshire phoned to say hi. "Love your column, Luke," boomed Russ. "But not as much as Janey Hamilton. She thinks you're a real giggle. Most every time you make an update to your site, she dissolves into paroxyms of laughter.

"I wanted to thank you for your review on Still Insatiable. I want you to sit at my table for the Night of the Stars dinner dance coming up. I will pay for your ticket. Janey would love to see you again. You're site has been a real hoot since the makeover.

"By the way, I have this great new movie coming out starring Ginger Lynn, Torn. Directed by Jane Hamilton. It's the story of Ginger trying to collect her $20,000 a month child support payment from Vivid owner Stevie Hirsch. TT Boy will play Hollywood Hirsch. TT has been studying Misner technique and he has Stevie's mannerisms down...

"Geez, I will never forget those days in 1996... I was having an affair with Christy Canyon at the time. And we were in bed together the night Stevie Hirsch phoned up hysterical because the DNA tests had come back on Ginger's baby and they showed he was the father. Pretty funny stuff..."

Russ dissolves into laughter.

John Bones Underage Girls

Luke's aware of only two porners who've been refused membership to the Free Speech Coalition - Regan Senter and John Bone. The FSC board is well aware of John Bone's reputation for having sex with underage girls. If you want more information about this, ask FSC president Gloria Leonard, or FSC executive director Jeffrey Douglas, or former board member Russ Hampshire or AVN publisher Paul Fishbein, etc. But they probably won't tell you anything publically. They are too gutless to burn the evil out of their midst.

Roy Shaft writes to Luke F-rd and Gene Ross about Kid Vegas

Thanks for the entertaining info you present in your websites, and thanks also for printing the interesting, albeit faggy, diatribes of random idiots like "Kid Vegas." I've watched and listened to this skinny little coked-out punk badmouth everyone (including myself) for his own personal gain, only to have everyone in the industry laugh at him!

When I read Kid Vegas' comments on your website today, I just about lost my lunch...he calls himself "a big porn star?" He's only been in about four films (this can be verified by checking with AVN, Jim Powers of Notorious, or Jeff Mike at Legend), and couldn't get a hardon in any others! Says Jim Powers (for whom I work on a regular basis), "I won't hire him for any of my movies because he can't get hard."

Just ask Dave Hardman, who had to fill in for Kid Vegas in "Kelly the Coed #3" in a d.p. with J.J. Michaels and Alison Kilgore. Later that day, Dave and myself d.p.'d Alison again for "Homie in the Haystack #2," while Kid Vegas was forced to watch with his soft weenie in one hand and his bullet of cocaine in the other. Finally, Kid Vegas has been bragging about slashing one of my tires when I was shooting for Dane Productions (who also won't hire him because of the "limp sausage" problem). I thought I'd be the bigger person and let that go, but Kid Vegas is holding a grudge because I went on Springer with his ex, Priscilla Jane, and didn't bag on her like he wanted me to. No, I'm not dating her, we've simply worked together a few times. So he slashes a tire? What a bitch-boy.

So Gene, I don't really have any problem with Kid Vegas...but he obviously has some sort of vendetta against me, and has attempted to exploit that for the sake of publicity. He and I used to get along until he started this childish badmouthing; well, NOBODY'S LISTENING, KID VEGAS! Although I'm no "adult film superstar," I've been in over 40 films. The people he tried to get to "ban me from the industry" called me laughing so hard they were peeing their pants...I don't know about Kid Vegas, but I have no problem getting work.

Doesn't Scott Austin (Kid Vegas' real name) realize that the whole "Kid Vegas" concept was a joke that HE is the butt of? Everyone at Legend and Notorious is in on it but him. The only reason he's getting money for his shoots is so that he can continue to be the laughing stock of the industry. All guys in the industry (including myself) have weenie problems from time to time, but EVERY time, like Kid Vegas?? Grow a hardon, Kid Vagrant, and lay off the cocaine; better yet, try some Viagra--you definitely need it. And don't threaten me again--you weigh about 50 lbs. soaking wet, and I'll slap you with your own dirty panties, skidmark side out, and you WILL like it.

Luke talked Sunday night with Kid Vegas who shot several girls, including the obese Cherry Swells, Friday at his new studio that he shares with John Bone's Cream Entertainment.

Kid Vegas: "Hell no, I didn't have sex with Cherry Swells. I would not do anything with her. She is vulgar and I wouldn't do anything but make fun of her which is what I did. We were feeding her donuts and shoving them in her face and spanking her...

"It was the funniest thing you've ever seen in your life. I actually threw up on film. My first time on film. I poured ketchup all over this guy's dick while she was f---ing him and she sucked it all off. We told her to suck it off like she was licking a hot dog. And we called her names. And we pulled her hair. And spitting on the ground next to her. It was really funny.

"Then we had Johnny Q in a box and we were calling it Johnny in a Box, like Jack in a Box. And he was sticking his dick through the hole.

"I shot with Kendra Jade. She's a hot girl. We also used the hispanic girl Claudia Cordizone. AVN's Susie Mid-America and Marc Starr [journalists] were there.

"Johnny Q played my bodyguard and Dominic played a gimp in the bathroom. We had him [Dominic] f--- a jelly donut right into her mouth. The jelly got all over her face. I sprayed beer on her face and called her names. We told her how she liked beer and she was laughing. We were calling her latin tramp and latin whore. It's all about degrading the girls because the name of the movie is Cocksucking Skank Whores. We had AVN there and Marc Starr and they were laughing the whole time."

Luke: "I got an email from Roy Shaft. [I read it to Kid Vegas.]"

Kid Vegas: "Roy Shaft is full of s---. That Jim Powers quote is bulls---. I've been in four or five of his films alone. I did three films for my own line for Legend. And I've shot about 16 amateur films. He's a f---ing liar. Now I have my own studio and I am the biggest growing porn star around. He doesn't own s---. Noone will f---ing hire him. The only way he can get it up is if he takes Viagra. And that can be verified by Jim Powers, because Jim gave him Viagra to help him get it up for Homie in the Haystack 2 for Heatwave. Then he did an amateur shoot, with a crew of only three, and he had to take Viagra. He has the littlest f---ing dick. I don't know why he's talking s---. My dick is twice as big as his. He falls in love with every girl that he meets. And if I see that piece of s---, I'm going to sock him in the mouth for badmouthing me. And I don't care if I get arrested.

"And I don't even touch coke anymore. I haven't touched coke in a couple of weeks. I'm finished with it. I'm not touching coke.

"I did a blowjob with Allison on the ground for Homie in the Haystack 2. I'm not into slapping balls with another guy. Plus I was pretty drunk because Jim Powers had us drinking beer the whole time. My car got pretty damaged in that shoot.

"I did not slash one of Roy Shaft's tires. If I slashed one of his tires, it wouldn't be one, it would be all four of them. And I'd probably break the windshield too. I didn't touch that faggot's car, it was probably someone else he pissed off.

"I sent him on Springer because I wanted him to talk s--- about her [Priscilla Jane] and put a clip on from a movie he did with her... I got permission from Gabor... They wouldn't have put him on the show if it wasn't for me. I didn't want to go on the show because I did not want to embarrass myself on national TV because I knew what she was up to.

"For the record, he had his ass socked on the show. He got socked on the forehead and knocked down on the show by one of her friends. And she laughed about it and told me.

"Roy Shaft is banned from six companies and they will never use him. And he will never work for Hustler. Because of his mouth and the the stories he made up about me with Priscilla Jane... He was involved in that by letting her use his cell phone to talk to Gene Ross..."

Luke: "How did the Kid Vegas thing start?"

Kid Vegas: "For the first few weeks, someone else was sending out emails in my name. Then I started sending them to you after I found out about the imposter.

"It started off at the CES convention [January, 1999]. I got into Club Rio and someone thought I was Kid Sparkle. I got in there for free with my big entourage. I decided I wanted to get into the industry because I looked like Kid Sparkle. I saw a couple of his movies and I thought they were stupid. And I got money invested through my dad and a bunch of other people. I can't say who I was working with at first to send the emails. He'd get pissed off.

"Tell Roy Shaft that he's the one who needs to lay off the speed. He was doing speed with Amia More but she doesn't even hang out with him anymore because he's a speed addict. The only way he can get it up is by taking Viagra. You can tell because his dick is still hard even after he comes. He must've taken 100 mg one day because he shot six feet across the room and almost hit me.

"I went out last night and I got home about 3AM [Sunday morning]. I've been watching Dominic's place. And Buck Adams is sitting in his car in the dark and he's yelling for me. And he's all, 'I need somewhere to stay. I got kicked out by my roommate Jamie...' Because he didn't pay rent. He has no money.

"My bodyguards smoked crack with him the other night and they took his phone as collateral for coke. I told him, 'dude, I told you not to hang out with those guys, they're bad dudes.' I use them for bodyguards, that's it. They're total prison drug addicts. That's the only reason I use them, is because they are out of their minds.

"He followed me to this girl's house. And we're hanging out and he's saying that he needs to get hardcore drugs. I said, 'nah, I'm not into doing any drugs tonight.' I just wanted to drink and smoke a little. And he was talking about getting some coke and rocking it up [with baking soda].

"This girl's girlfriend left because Buck scared her. Then her other friends came over and they are all partying. I guess someone brought some blow.

"I went to sleep for a couple of hours before I woke up... Buck Adams was standing over me. He was saying, 'dude, wake up. We need to go to Dominic's. I need to get some baking soda so I can rock this s--- up. I've got some blow.

"So I got up and drove to Dominic's. And went to sleep. And then I hear this banging. And he's banging on the window, 'Vegas, wake up.' He's screaming, 'I need my keys.' He kept banging for 45 minutes. I finally called the police because I was afraid that we was going to break something.

"I hear footsteps in the house. I grabbed my gun. And he's standing in the doorway with the window wide open. He climbed in through the window. I told him to get out of the house. Now you're breaking and entering. The police are on their way. If you don't get the f--- out of this house right now the police are going to take you to jail. He's saying, f--- you. He's yelling at me, having a psychotic episode. He was totally amped out and pacing back and forth.

"I told him that if he came back into the house, I would shoot him. And he's yelling at me to shoot him on the street... The police shown up with guns drawn. I told the 911 operator that if he broke in I was going to shoot him.

"The police talked to me...And they're looking for him. His car is still parked out front. Buck's been binging... He and his roommate came over last week looking for coke because I had given him some before. I guess he's done this before, according to Jim Powers. Boogie Nights was partly about him. He was John Holmes' sidekick."

Kid Vegas phoned Roy Shaft about the email Roy had just sent me. Kid Vegas got two angry messages back from Roy. Kid Vegas played them to me.

Roy: "I'm thinking of saving time and trouble and just calling the cops on the f---ing tire, you mother f---ing pussy. You don't want do deal with me dude, I'm way bigger than you. I'd whip your f---ing pansy ass, motherf---er. Don't ever call me again you pussy. You better get out of town."

Second message: "What's up, you f---ing faggot. I just got a call from you on my cellular phone about some email bulls---. I don't know what the problem is. I don't know if someone is f---ing with me or trying to set me up or what. I'm not afraid of you (giggle). If I see you, I'm going to beat your motherf---ing ass. You're a pussy, you're a baby and you're a coward and you're too scared to f---ing talk to me..."

Kid Vegas: "It sounds like a direct threat to me. I'm going to have to go down to the police department and let them hear this tonight."

GenXSex writes: "I am sooooooo tired of reading all this s--- about Kid Vagues! He is NOTHING! He walks around trying too hard to be a GenX Pimp of sorts. I guess the rabbit was right, "Tricks are for Kids" Speaking of rabbits, did anyone see this thumper looking wannabe at Erotica LA? Looked like he just finished shopping at "Pic and Save" and "Big 5" This kid can't make up his mind, one minute he does drugs, the next he only takes asprin, then he is bragging about selling em to "friends" I think I agree with the asprin statement, I sure need one, or four. You know Kid, we all know what you are trying to do. If you yell loud enough someone will hear ya, fortunatly, it will be people looking for the cheap verbal entertainment you provide. Hang in there clown boy, you'll grow up someday...never know, you might hit 6 foot!"

Pat Riley writes on RAME: Vivi Anne, the cute redheaded Australian girl who appeared in Freshman Fantasies #18 in the laundry scene with J.J. Michaels (voyager commented that he thought JJ had a sore on his dick) was recently sighted in Down In The Bush #2 where she does a sex scene with JJ as well. In FF #18 she has a nice lithe body with a tight waist and a flat belly but in DITB #2 she's lost the tight waist and the belly looks bulging. Her face looks pasty and ill and she looks like she's not enjoying the sex at all. She keeps putting her hand on her belly to, I suppose, keep it from moving, and they only do missionary and a modified spoon position. No doggie and no RC and you never see her standing. My guess is that she's pregnant. But JJ seems to have done the right thing. He's wearing a wedding band and she has a couple of rings on her ring finger. I can't tell if one is a wedding ring.

Although Silvera irritates from time to time, I must admit some of his stuff is definitely superior to most of the porn-stud-who-found-the-record-button crap out there.

Case in point is FS #11 and especially the scene with Katie. It starts with some fat slug who you hardly see approaching a sleeping figure (actually in bed with the covers on) who looked like a young boy. Naturally Earl became all excited but slunk away when he noticed the stuffed animals and the figure turned out to be Katie June. Joey takes her on a shopping trip to buy new shoes and along the way she flashes her tits at passing bike riders and then on foot on Hollywood Blvd she flashes some pedestrians. She says that she got caught but we don't see the "catching". The shoes she buys are terrible! Clunky black, I suppose pumps, with an overdone strap arrangement. And they don't look cheap! What are these girls thinking? Given the rest of Katie's looks she should be wearing a white just above the knee full-skirted dress with white flats perhaps topped by a large buckle (Sunday school outfit) or jean shorts with a white blouse, white socks and white sneakers. No black! She's not an overweight female trying to make herself look slimmer.

Anyway fortunately we don't see much of the shoes or more of her clothed for that matter. Back at Silvera's place she joins Maren Beutte and some foreign stud for a three way during which Maren is analed but not Katie. Oh, for the raincoater it ends in a facial but the cum misses Katie--perhaps she was hit by a couple of drops. Who's the Euro-stud? It's not Chris Charming (who's anything but). He appears earlier in the tape. Is it perhaps Andrew Youngman who I understand is or was in town at the time? Some Private fan should know him by sight.

Katie demonstrates a set of chained together nipple clamps which she half-heartedly approves of and wears for some of the sex but I don't think these fit with her image. She also shows us in some detail her clit ring but not her little sparkplug. Earl pointed out that she's not really too well endowed in this area but maybe it just needs some coaching to come out of hiding. I'm sure voyager would be happy to take it on as part of his "starlet training" and while performing this vital function he could also touch up her shaving job. Perhaps she needs to upgrade her razor.

Katie also says that her legs turned to jelly as a result of the overwhelming orgasms and indeed she does look a little unsteady as she changes position. Normally this would receive the rhubarb it deserves but she's so cute and vulnerable that I'll suspend cynicism. A nice scene. Try it, you'll like it.

Also on this tape is a scene with what appears to be a Hungarian couple, Mercedes and a greasy looking foreign guy with a pony tail. Now normally these Hungarian girls are about as sexually arousing as a $10 whore but this one is different. She's young and cute with a pretty face, overbite, medium tits, hairy pussy, tight waist, and a flat belly. She plays with her tits, making her nipples hard and Silvera shows superior camerawork by giving us long lingering looks of her activities and her face. She uses one of those two-steel-eggs-on-a-wire dual vibrators but obviously has never seen one before and doesn't realize one egg goes inside. Joey (behind the camera) is frantically telling her to put one in but her English skills are deficient. You can see his hand reach out to assist but then pull back as it seems there's a no-touch rule in effect. Finally she gets it right. The Eurostud b/f then seems to get a BJ ending in a copious tit cum shot. She's holding the b/f's dick near her face but despite Joey's urging she won't touch it with her mouth. Oh, oh, the raincoaters won't like that!

According to the print message they did "f---" but it wasn't very good however the footage is available, "inquire". Wonder what that means? Outtakes for some more bucks? Don't get the tape for Jewel De' Nyle. She appears OK but just masturbates with a concrete tamper while Livia and Zoltan do a competent job of screwing (including anal) in the background/foreground. Also on the tape are Charmane Star who I don't like but the scene was amusing when she called Jon Dough a fag, another ugly Oriental, and two standard fleshy Hungarians in separate scenes.

Shirley Doe: hey lukey Luzdedos1: yo Shirley Doe: saw another wrestling tiein on your page, lol Luzdedos1: oh no :) Luzdedos1: homosexual inferences? Shirley Doe: sorry, don frye, you mentioned, the ufc guy... Shirley Doe: he works for new japan pro wrestling in japan, probably will be a big star here in 2-3 years Shirley Doe: no, homosexual references, tho you seem to see tons, lol Luzdedos1: u r in japan? Shirley Doe: nope, he is Shirley Doe: i am going over soon, hopefully, crossing fingers Luzdedos1: to wrestle? Shirley Doe: yes Shirley Doe: they have porn stars managing guys in the small offices over there! Shirley Doe: so i have to go Luzdedos1: whaddya mean porn stars managing? Shirley Doe: they manage the guys, come out to the ring as valets with them Shirley Doe: kinda like ecw, lol Luzdedos1: oh Shirley Doe: sorry nothing exciting like a business deal. Just trying to get stephanie swift to manage me, but what can i do Luzdedos1: don't suck dick, whatever you do Shirley Doe: umm...not in this business, it is homphobic to the f---ing extreme Shirley Doe: thats advertising, my other job.

Luke's two worlds of Jewish life and porno rarely collide but they did in the 6/18/99 Los Angeles Jewish Journal where Luke found out that a former synagogue president in Las Vegas, Oscar Goodman, has been elected mayor. A mob lawyer, the 59-year old played himself in the Martin Scorsese film Casino. He represented such crooks as Meyer Lansky and John Gotti advisor Natale Richichi, who worked intimately with Metro Home Video and its owner Kenny Guarino.

Also profiled in the Journal, comic Robert Schimmel, who hosted the AVN Awards. The Bronx-born son of Holocaust survivors, he recently completed an interview with Playboy. Judaicly knowledgeable, Schimmel says: "Jews are connected in a way that other people aren't... I don't blame God for bad things; I blame man." Schimmel keeps kosher and hates to work on the Sabbath. "How can you be a Jew and work on Shabbat? That's like being a vegetarian, but every Friday you'll have a cheeseburger. You can't do that."

Luke, I Want To Leave You

NiceJewishGirl writes: Luke, I am really upset. VERY upset. I think you're boinking or whatever some disease ridden porn star. And I went to your site and I never really knew how INVOLVED you are in these productions. And I started looking at these pictures. Ok, call me naive, but I really didn't know the extent that you are involved with this stuff. I mean, what about journalistic ethics?

Then, you haven't called me since Thursday, and so I just know you are involved in some b.s. with some woman. I mean, why should I put up with this? I thought you really really cared about me! I thought you believed in monogamy! Here I was feeling sorry for you and your f---ing problems, feeling sorry for you because of your intense conflicts, yeah, I just got suckered in!

You know, there's not just HIV out there. Hep. C & A can be caught WITH condoms. Believe me I know about this stuff due to my job. And oral sex, Luke, I am just so disappointed in you. I really thought we could have something here, but I was wrong again. As always, I just feel like I am always wrong about MEN. I thought you were different, but I was wrong. How stupid of me to TRUST A MAN!

My best friend won't even talk to me because she thinks you're a creep. You're already ruining my life! I have been depressed all day because of this. Here I was totally SUPPORTIVE of you. I was totally your defender, now you are nothing to me. And this is how you treat me? You obviously don't give on s--- for how I REALLY feel.

This is all because I can't go to ballet class, I know it. If I had been at class I wouldn't be on the net and I NEVER would have met you or cared about you! My life was so orderly when I was in class and I hardly had any dealings with men. I was going to be GISELLE you fool! Then, I got caught up in your f---ing sleazy life and PORN, god, if only my friends could see how low I've gone!

I've hardly had anything to do with men because of the sleaze factor and my trust issues. The only guys I trusted, besides gay men, were Alex and Scott. And I was IN LOVE with both of them, and we were just FRIENDS. But no, I meet you and you had to get me into your court and drag me into your sleazy life, and make me think awful thoughts (like on the pilates machine) and now that is published for forever. And I was soo vulnerable and HONEST with you. Do you care Luke F-rd that you have ruined my life?

BTW I have NEVER told Alex nor Scott about you, although Scott would think it was funny and amusing, but he wouldn't like me involved with you. And Alex would be shocked and offended that I had any dealings with you. Especially since last year we had a big fight about strip clubs, and how shocked I was that he had actually been in one. I couldn't believe that he would go into one and I really had a huge fight with him. He told me that he had only been in one once or twice, why, I asked did you go? He said it was a bachelor party. Yeah right! I was so pissed at him. And from last September when A. left to get his PhD to now. I didn't even call Alex back when he called me the other day!

Boy am I stupid for trusting you! But it's over Luke, and I am really really sad that you are acting like this, that you don't even care that you are ruining this ballerina's life. Btw, forget about the other e-mail I sent you. Now you'll have to deal with your conflicts without me, and how can you trust the people in the biz? You'll probably ask your readers if you should let me go! You will NEVER find a more supportive girl in your life Luke F-rd!