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Tuesday, June 8th, 1999

Jim Powers American Bukkake

Lakeqi writes on RAME: "I just saw American Bukkake pt2. The first scene was good- the second scene with Heaven Leigh was a turnoff because of the way she spat out all of the cum as if it was arsenic. But the third scene with Candy is arguably the greatest single scene ever recorded- she takes god knows how many facials- 20?30? and load after load goes right into her mouth- she scoops it up off of her face with her fingers and just eats it, blows huge bubbles with it, wallows in it- absolutely incredible- how can a woman not only do that but do it on video? She's a goddess- generations ahead of her peers.This scene was the most depraved thing i think that ive ever seen on videotape, it touched something so deep within my soul- it was truly a spirtual experience. The only way it could have been improved was if she actually swallowed all of the cum, she tasted it over and over and over again but most of it was subtly spat- she didnt spit it as if it was poison but as if it was what we wanted to see- no candy- SWALLOW IT AND EMBRACE GODDESSHOOD. with this movie powers has definatley placed himself alongside rocco and black as the two greatest directors of all time and id say that its better than anything rocco has ever done, only blacks gangbang starlets comes close. his exorcism scene with Mila- awesome! He just needs to get some better woodsmen than hardman for instance and improve production quality."

Nice Jewish girl writes Luke: "eeewwwwwww, that is just sooooo gross about the semen and bubbles. And the spitting out, eeessssshhh. Like the old John Waters' stuff, but worse.

"Anyways, I think it's GREAT that all these people want to sue you! Just spell your name right, if you know what I mean. I mean, none of these people have a case, it is your FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT to write whatever you please (I think). Have you thought of contacting the ACLU or something? I mean, they need some good cases, and since everyone at the ACLU is our people (Jews), I would hope that they might want to defend you or something.

"Luke, I sincerely hope nothing happens to you or your site. Your really brilliant (ok, I even listened to that radio broadcast). On that radio show you were even MORE brilliant. Also, at your temple (you know, I think my dad would go to that temple and try to convince me to go. I was like no, only geeks go--guess I was wrong--sorry dear departed Daddy in Heaven!! I mean, I was a CUTE jewish girl, not like all the other jewish girls I knew --sigh, if only I knew you were going there!!!), anyways, at your temple, there are TONS of lawyers I am sure that go there. And, I'm not sure you got my other e about you and the jewish gossip postings, but I used to think, what? all jews gossip, really really gossip. I don't think there is a day that goes by in my family that they don't gossip. I don't care what those Kaballah people say, (they are completely against gossip).

"Of course I'm worried about you, but you are SO WELL KNOWN that I hope it would be a deterrent to anyone harming you in any way. Oh, and lastly, I agree with what you wrote about that book about every breakup being like a death. I mean, to be philosophical about it, I really do believe that sex and love are the same. I cannot separate the two, nor do i want to. Besides, when I really love someone that kind of sex is sooo great. It makes me psychically (sp?) connected to someone, that I know where they are at all times (when I'm really in love with them), and what their room looked like when they were growing up, and I can just hold their hand and feel everything they felt and know everything. Hence, it's really hard for me to go out with people. I am just completely overwhelmed by that stuff. I used to more, you know, test myself, but forget it now. I cannot handle it. It's like some kind of psychic door opens up in me. And the stuff between two people is soo intense and....dangerous, really. 'Cause people get hurt big time. And so, off I go into the single universe, where it doesn't hurt so much, it's easier to deal. Flirtations cool, anything else...well it's just really scary.

"I love DISH. And I guess you do too! (Great minds think alike,eh?) You're the first straight guy to admit it though. I think most guys love dish (look at the sports pages, nothing but dish dish dish, even I've read it and I'm not into sports). Anyways, read yesterdays and todays columns, glad you got the t & a off the front page, 'cause I try to log in at work and I work at a SCHOOL, and oh my god, the other day there were fake breasts on the front page and I was in the school library, ooooops! Luckily no one saw it otherwise...I don't want to think ABOUT it! Well, I feel obsessed with reading you lately. I can't get enough! I wish you would do an expose on my friggin corrupt non-democratic union. Believe me, there's definitely dish there, and of course people who sleep their way to the top (ewwwww!). Anyways, Luke, in your piccies (pictures) when you are hanging with the girl porn stars your face gets this look....I don't know, it's like I think you're cute and then I see you with those girls...and you look ....like the kind of guy I would run away from. Do other girls tell you this? Anyways, maintain a distance from 'em, that's what I say."

Email: "I'm going to vegas this weekend, and want to find a good escort service. I checked on the internet and found a site. Isent email to them to book some entertainment. they responded and wanted to know my full name, phone number, the hotel I'm staying at and the hotel reservation number, and a private phone number to be reached at. is this normal, or am I walking right into some vice sting operation? The site is http://www.xxxlasvegas.com which leads to www.agentlemanschoice.com."

Mike Ross Says:

I visited Syracuse, NY and Philadelphia, PA last week to meet with strip club owners. We organized a core group of members in both locations, and are dedicated to working together to help us stay one step ahead of anti-industry local governments. NY's local meeting was conducted at the Diamond Dolls Cabaret. At the meeting, Ken Rubin, a contributing writer for Exotic Dancer Magazine and owner of the club, was nominated to be "interim president."

"Because of NY's anti-industry activities, we had to start somewhere," Rubin said. "We have a goal, a name, a direction and need the help of owners all over the state and are dedicated to not letting what happened to Manhatten happen to the rest of the state." The name of the organization is the New York Cabaret Association, and they will become charter members of the National Cabaret Association.

The day before I arrived in Philadelphia, the City of Philadelphia and it's surrounding communities leaked word to the press that they were going to hold a press conference to outline a proposed anti-nudity/entertainment ordinance." Upon hearing this, the owners were "enthusiastic supporters" of creating a Pennsylvania PAC, and promptly voted to not only become the Pennsylvania Cabaret Association, but more importantly, decided to visit the press conference city leaders had scheduled and hear first hand about the "proposed regulation." As we drove to the conference, no one really knew what to expect, yet we discussed some possibilities, just to be on the safe side. Joe Cunningham, the owner of "kandy's" (the subject of the upcoming Supreme Court Case), drove 7 hours with his wife to help discuss the industry's future, and was supportive of creating an organization that would not only make sure that he was supported in his Supreme Court case, but also to ensure that the industry in PA survives.

Joe said, "my favorite quote was something Mike said "In the past, we've competed against each other but now we are competing for our survival against the government." During the conference, the press and myself asked questions. In fact, our questions apparently added "spice" to the conference and actually "riled" the presenters enough to force them to abruptly end the "show". On behalf of the NCA, I asked 3 questions, with the first being "Why are you now going through this process and spending tax payers money, when the US Supreme Court is about to review a case that will tremendous impact on the city's proposed ordinance?" Their amazing response was "we didn't know the US Supreme Court is reviewing a case dealing with this subject area."

I then asked a follow-up question: Are you happy that staff has not provided you with complete and up-to-date information about what's going on around the nation legally? With red faces and bulging eyes, city staff jumped in and asked if we can "provide sites and stats", something I said we would do, but actually don't believe we need to do. My final question caused all hell broke loose. I asked "since you don't have exact language with respect to an ordinance, what is the model that you will be using?" He said that he was using a California model, and when I asked which city, he said Sunnyvale, and I said that it was a proposed ordinance that did not pass. At that time, he abruptly ended the press conference. For the record, the press conference started at 2 PM and was slated to last until 3. The conference abruptly ended after 18 minutes. The media that covered the event ranged from FOX and CBS to the Philadelphia Inquirer. If you are interested in helping us or in attending the next meeting, please call us at: (916) 456-7311 (Michael); (215) 781-6361 (Nick) or Susann (315) 455-5936 (ET)

How do you turn the tables on a political candidate who puts your "brothers" out of business? Simple, purchase their URL Domain Names and open up a Website. And that's just what we've done. As a gift from us to the New York Cabaret Association, the following names will soon go "on-line": giuliani4senate2000.com, .net & .org, mayorgiuliani.com, .net & .org senatorgiuliani.org senatorgiuliani2000, .com, .net, .org. This is a program that we are running for Campaign 2000 and we will be adding to it in the next week. If you know of any candidates that we should include on our "buy" list, send their name our way!

To expand our audience, we have added over 200 URL's to our growing catalog and are themed around the first amendment, and "anticensorship" subjects. The URL's include: xxxlaw · xxxquiz · cabaretlobbyist · cabaretlobby · californiacabaret · newyorkcabarets · cabaretcolaition freespeechadvocate · freespeechlobbyist firstamendment · 1stamendment freespeechlobbying· theexoticdancernetwork thedemocraticplatform· therepublicanplatform freespeechlobby · firstamendmentlobbying Because of intense competition, we purchased the following extensions for each of those sites: .com, .net, .org and have over 25 names that we have not "mentioned" in the list. In the next week, we'll be adding to the list in an effort to not only participate effectively in Campaign 2000, but to also ensure that during the campaign voters can ask questions of their candidates that will affect the future. In total, we expect to "control" over 1,000 domain names.

New York Times 5/28/99:

Show World, a landmark strip club off Times Square that for years had eluded the twin buzz saws of Times Square redevelopment and the city's campaign against sex-oriented businesses, was closed on Thursday by the Giuliani administration.

Police officers shuttered the club on Eighth Avenue near 42d Street shortly after 2 P.M., after city lawyers successfully argued before Judge Stephen G. Crane of State Supreme Court in Manhattan that it was the site of a criminal fencing operation that dealt in hundreds of thousands of dollars in expensive electronic goods like camcorders and videocassette recorders.

At 22,000 square feet, Show World was the largest sex emporium in Times Square. The city has long argued that because it is within 500 feet of both a school and a church, it violated a recent zoning law that prohibits sex shops from operating near such places. But Show World successfully avoided closure last year by restricting its sex-oriented content to less than 40 percent of its floor space, as required under the zoning statute.

Dave Cummings Writes

Southern California, the focal point of our planet's adult film-making, is churning out videos like there's no tomorrow! New girls, some fresh out of high school, are filling up the screens with wonderful beauty and sex; and the regular girls are absolutely awesome!

Besides the torrent of filming, a lot of social events have taken place recently; and the next month or two are thankfully loaded with even more, as well as with major Industry events such as: The Adult Entertainment Expo 1999, sponsored by Adult Video News (AVN), July 8-10 at the Los Angeles Convention Center --- check out the AVN Web Site for all the details at www.avn.com (an absolutely superb site which I personally visit daily); The Free Speech Coalition's Annual Night of the Stars dinner/dance/awards show on July 10th, attended by almost all the famous stars and Industry folks; and, Curveball 99, a charity benefit scheduled for August 29th in Long Beach where the Industry's stars play softball and mingle with the fans, all for a worthy cause---check the next column for details!

While doing a sex scene for Sean Michaels Productions last week, Sean, 18-year old porn starlet Jade Marcela, and I used the newly available liquid condom from the Adult Industry Medical Clinic, which is one of the testing agencies for possible country-wide availability in the future. It seemed no different than using the lube that is a mainstay on porn sets. Incidentally, Jade is super-hot, and Sean Michaels is a top-notch gentleman and truly great American!

I had a lot of fun at the Hustler Video party for their new "Jail Babes" series. The event was loaded with beautiful Adult Industry girls and celebrities! At one point, Brooke Hunter, Don Hollywood, Jon Dough, Monique Demoan, and I walked across the street to Hustler Hollywood where Ron Jeremy and Houston were appearing and signing autographs; we all clowned around, and the girls "played" as much as they could (which was somewhat limited since they were in full view of a crowded Sunset Blvd.). Speaking of Ron Jeremy, the previous week he was in San Diego with Kelly O'Dell, Taylor Wane, and me signing autographs at DR Love's Gift Store where the line of people waiting for an autograph and polaroid with him was so long that the security folks had to run it out the store and onto the street! Ron is a good-hearted and hilarious guy!

I continue to thoroughly enjoy being the host of the Wildlife Productions series "Screw My Wife, Please". We recently filmed Vol. 9 where one young lady squirted sweet breast milk into my mouth and onto my face while we were having sex, and where a later scene had the wild and sensuous Brooke Hunter taking on Tony Tedeschi, Don Hollywood, and me. When this video is released, be sure to see the scene with Wildlife's new contract girl Layla---she's got the special look and sexual energy of someone destined to become a major star!

Had a ball at a Memorial Day cook-out party hosted by Shanna McCullough. The lovely and talented Sid Deuce was there, as well as the now-retired but still sexy Sweetie Pie. Besides always looking GREAT, Shanna is a fantastic cook! If you haven't seen a new starlet named Sierra yet, put it on your priority list---an all natural large-breasted girl, she really gets into the sex! At one point last week while filming an anal "up-and-over" position with her on the hood of my car for the upcoming release of "Sex Fun, Vol. 2", some spilled lube caused us to start sliding off the car whereupon she grabbed the radio antenna to stabilize us so we could continue with the hard pounding action she insisted on getting! I was looking around for a new pacemaker battery after the scene was completed!

Iluvpix writes on RAME: Anybody got any favorite Maxisms? My votes are: 1. ...you filthy whore 2. ..you like getting assf---ed like a slut? 3. Does your mom know you like getting assf---ed by strangers? (to Tiffany Minx) 4. ...well isn't THAT f---ing special you cunt 5. Spread your ass...spread it WIDE 6. YEAH-yeah (a la Austin Powers) 7. I love teenage whores (to Anisa)

Nakita Kash fists Temptress in the latest Hustler.

www.metal-sludge.com interviewed Kendra Jade and gave her the following names to respond to:

Jenna Jameson / cute

Jerry Springer / viagra

Howard Stern / funny

Luke F-rd / silly

Gene Ross

Nikki Sixx / hottie

Nikki Tyler / nice

Savannah / dead

Pam Anderson / sags

Tommy Lee / dumb

Notice how Kendra avoided saying anything about Gene Ross. Porners fear AVN. Some even fear Luke F-rd. I've felt at times porners being nicer to me than they wanted to be.

Rob Spallone phoned Monday night. Porner Duke is suing him for batter. Rob's buddy Mark Spiegler was subpoened last week. Next to come under subpoena, Teri Starr and Luke F-rd. Rob still has a couple of scenes left to shoot for his VCA feature The Sopornos. The movie has about seven fights in it says Rob and a heartbreaking deathbed scene with Rob's dad Joe Spallone.

I ran across LBO owner Bobby Genova in the Henry Hill book Wiseguy. From page 257: "By the time Danny Mann and the Nassau prosecutors were ready to make their arrests they had amassed so much information that in addition to arresting Henry, they also brought in thirteen other members of the ring, including Robert Ginova, a porno film producer who drove a choclate-colored Rolls..."

I received congratulations from several people for finally getting the guts to run the "Russ Hampshire hires hit man to whack Walter Gernert" story that I've been sitting on for six months.

Porner to Luke: "You came thru on the Russ hitman story. I'm proud. Of course, you're racking up lawsuits at a furious clip. You've got to believe the story just the way Fiato told it. Why would he pick one person like that in the porn biz, give his real name in one page of a 200 page book, that had nothing else to do with the porn biz and lie? How would he even know to lie if it wasn't true?"

I've talked with my therapist numerous times about the Hampshire-Gernert story. This morning I told her that I had finally decided to run it. She immediately felt concerned for my safety as did other friends.

Email: "Aren't you afraid for your well being after running that story? ...Part of being a good and unbiased journalist is reporting things how they really are. Doing this in the porn world is tricky stuff but the only way you can live with yourself is to do what you think is right. You have made tremendous inroads at what you are doing. The job clearly has many perks but downfalls as well. In my opinion, you have become so visible and high profile (via the internet) that someone would be quite foolish to do something harmful to you."

Luke will be at the Erotia LA fair Sunday. It starts Friday night but Luke will be at "Friday Night Live," a Jewish singles event at Temple Sinai in Westwood that attracts about 2000 young single Jews. For info, www.erotica-la.com.

I've just finished reading Nicholas Sparks' tearjerker Message in a Bottle. I bought it for a woman I'm dating. Thought I should read first however to make sure it is suitable for her. As People magazine predicted, the novel's "unexpected turn will put tears in your eyes." And it drove me to pondering that the end of each relationship, particularly a sexual relationship, is a mini death. When a relationship breaks up, we lose a part of ourselves, because intimate communication with others builds something greater than the sum of the individual parts.

Relationships have lives and therefore deaths. I've slept with about 40 women and had about four serious relationships. And thus my share of deaths.

To love and to lose is to die. To love is to die. To live is to die.

One of these days I will get off my soft lazy ass, and pursue serious writing. I want to explore the theme above. I want to write novels.

I want to spend the rest of my life writing. Soon I will get off my bed and write seriously. I will put aside pornography and write prose that speaks to the heart because it flows from the heart. I will enlighten and uplift.

My life is in transition. Tomorrow I may be seized by an idea that must be rendered concrete through a torrents of words that pour out of me struggling for air and light. Consider yourself warned.