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Metro Home Video - A  Family Affair

Today's web site is brought to you by Metro Home Video, a family business with family values, such as bouncing checks. They bounced one on a porner a few weeks ago for several thousand dollars. They told him to wait a couple of weeks and redeposit it. Porner did so and it bounced again. But at least Ken Guarino, Metro owner, can afford a lush five million dollar vacation home in Los Angeles. And his fellow members of OPEC (Organization of Pornography Exporting Cunts) love him. "Kenny G is a family man," says VCA owner Russ Hampshire. Metro routinely refuses to pay its debts, smugly sure that their status as a Mafia protected company will intimidate people from trying to collect. And so long as they pay for their ads at AVN, they can rest assured that Gene Ross's corrupt magazine will not bother reporting on their Richichi connections.

AVN Hosts Cancun Conference

Adult Video News hosts a conference in Cancun, Mexico, starting this weekend and running through next week for leading porners (many with the Free Speech Coalition, otherwise known as OPEC - Organization of Pornography Exporting Cunts) to discuss ways of increasing profits (price-fixing?). VCA's Russ Hampshire, Kevin Beecham (who's banging a porn babe) along with AVN publisher Paul Fishbein and others will be there to conspire together to line their pockets by flattening America's soul.

"Anti-trust occurs when you get a majority of the market together," says a source. "If the federal government looked at it, and saw that they have 51% of the market at the conference, they could sue them for anti-trust violations. They're all getting together to check on supply and demand, in other words, to reduce the number of videos produced and distributed. What if they agree that there are too many movies on the market, and they should each hold back two movies a month? Is that anti-trust?

"We're in a high profile industry and we have to be cleaner than clean... This sounds suspicious. Was this open to the public? It sounds like OPEC. Did they discuss dollars and cents? Did they discuss quotas for production? Changes in price? They want to control the market, restrict the product, and make the price go back up. That's what the oil companies try to do. And we're having hearings in Sacramento about this."

From www.geneross.com: "Where Gene Ross goes, graft and corruption follow. Ross extends his boundaries of bribes, sex and solicitation to Cancun, Mexico from where he'll be posting next week. Please convert your dollars to pesos."

"I  would rather be stuck in a car for a whole day than go there," one porner told Luke. "I can't see myself there with all those people. I like Hampshire now, he has mellowed. He used to hate Jews [Hampshire denies this]. I can party with him, but the others are mostly pieces of s---."

Hampshire's sales staff is virtually all Jewish. Russ is a rare non-Jew, and non-Italian, in an industry dominated by Jews and Italians.

Various porners have complained to Luke about AVN's wholesale sale rankings. Evil Angel tends to dominate, and justly so say my sources. But the number two best selling company, according to charts over the past year, is Vivid, and many porners doubt the legitimacy of their sales claims.

Porner: "I read people saying that AVN ratings do not translate into additional sales, but this is not so. Many video store chains only buy the top 20 listed tapes so this can mean considerable additional sales, maybe 500-1000 more units.

"This AVN wholesale chart can be a skewed number because of the way they collect the data. They simply call the major distributors and they verbally give them the data. So if they call Metro, for instance, they can lie and tell them they have higher sales than they really have. I think Vivid lies about their sales."

A porn owner: "Sales normally run in a cycle. It is slow during the summer months and then it picks up around August and surges in December to February, and then gradually slows down."

f---ing For Free Speech

On the Sunday night of the Free Speech Coalition's trip to Sacramento last month to lobby the state's legislature, most of the girls on the trip, I've heard, got together in a hotel room Sunday night for an orgy. Two years ago, Ron Jeremy, Shyla Foxx, Dr. Dave Hall and other porners had an orgy in a bathroom outside the Radisson Resort Hotel. Four years ago on the FSC trip to Sacramento, FSC executive director Jeffrey Douglas spent the night with a porn star. In the summer of 1997, he had an affair with Candida Royalle. According to gossip, one of the perks of being the FSC executive director (and the VP of AVN) is your pick of porn girls. No wonder Mike Ross is running hard for the position.

Dave Cummings of www.davecummings.com: "Reference your site's "f---ing for Free Speech" allegations----I've been on the last four Sacramento lobbying trips over the last three years (there was an additional "mini-trip" one year) and, unless I am blind and deaf to what's going on around me, your source is not only off base but is also nowhere's even near the ball park."

Greg Zeboray, former Insurance Commissioner for the FSC, writes: "Luke, I really think your source has led you down the wrong path on this one. Having worked for the FSC during the last four Sacramento trips - coupled with knowing most every participant, I'm quite confident this didn't happen. Regarding, Jeffrey, he was briefly dating someone in the industry who participated, so it's quite possible they spent the night together during the trip. Pick of the porn stars? Not hardly. Had you been dating someone who participated during your trip, would you have insisted on sleeping in separate rooms? I would like to close by asking you this: if an orgy had taken place between consenting adults, so what?"

Luke: "It's shocking, it's sinful. It's the news AVN doesn't want you to read."

Johnny Denim Grills Luke

> 1) What's up with this whole Gene Ross thing? I mean how did all
> of this start?

I hate corruption and unethical behavior, particularly when it is coupled with a smug, self-righteous attitude. I've always disdained trade journalism, which is basically 'I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine.' This typifies AVN, Hollywood Reporter, Daily Variety and other trade publications. Last July, I reported that I'd heard that Gene Ross had a financial interest in Cream Entertainment. Three on the record sources, Jasmine St. Clair, Jerry Garfinkle and Charley Frey, told me that John Bone planned to bring Gene Ross on board and "f--- Paul Fishbein up the ass."

> 2) Have you ever writen a script for a company and got it
> produced?

No. I made one porn movie in January 1996 with a couple of sheets of notes.

> 3) Of all of the things you have said and done on your site how
> much of this have you actually seen? (for those of us not officially
> on the inside.)

None.

> 4) How do you feel about Gene Ross counting the days until you
> are gone?

I think it is great. The industry is not big enough for both of us (if he is corrupt).

> 5) From what you have seen so far how close is Gene to being
> dumped by AVN and will he work in the industry again afterwards?

Gene is very close to being fired by AVN. He will probably work in the industry afterwards in some capacity, perhaps for John Bowen.

> 6) What really happened between you and Rob Black? You guys used
> to be really close from what I saw.

Rob Black took strong exception to my reporting in mid-January on Extreme troubles while he and Tom Byron were in Brazil. Then the more I reported on these problems, the more ticked off he got, until it came to the point where he will not talk civilly with me.

> 7) I haven't heard from Rob Spallone on your website in a while,
> what's going on with him?

He's quiet. He received orders to lower his profile.

> 8) With this print war comes a lot of revelations: How much of
> the info you have been printing have you waited for this moment to
> print? The AVN stuff seems to have been going down for a long time.

About a third I've had in the back of my head, I've waited to get additional confirmation.

> 9) What are your thoughts on the libel suits that are being
> threatened by AVN and Alex Sanders?

I am not worried about them, in fact I would welcome opportunities to depose many porners.

> 10) How do you think this print war will effect your career in
> the industry as a reporter?

It will be regarded as one of Luke's finest hours, by humiliating a scumbag (Gene Ross).

> 11) How are your current group of contacts working with you
> during this war so far and how are you positioned to survive the war?
> You know AVN has a lot of money and won't go out of buisness tomorrow.

Paul Fishbein and AVN will probably go on from success to success but this will deal them a salutory blow to hubris. If Gene Ross is corrupt, and he's been for 14 years the leading figure on the editorial side, then AVN is corrupt.

I've lost numerous sources over the past few months because of my aggressive reporting, like Rob Black, Gene Ross, Paul Fishbein, Reb Sawitz, Vivid, etc... Fine, I still have more sources than I have time to talk to.

> 12) What's the real story on Kendra Jade?

She was an integral part of the John Bowen set up of Jerry Springer. She has psychological needs which have put her where she is today, a contract girl for Bowen, and eventually she will grow stronger and wiser and leave Bowen, and, I hope, porn.

> 13) Who is going to lose this war that now includes Extreme
> Assosiates, yourself, Gene Ross, AVN, Alex Sanders, John T. Bone,
> Cream and a few others?

I hope that those filled with corruption and hubris lose big.

Gene Ross Awards "Too Hot For Porno" Spotlight Pick

In case you have any doubt about Gene Ross's corrupt dealings, check out page 175 of the September, 1998 Adult Video News. The "Spotlight Pick" goes to a movie from John Bone's Cream Entertainment, Too Hot For Porno. Reviewer Gene Ross gives the video, which he helped create, four stars. Here is Gene's review, bought and paid for by Bone:

To paraphrase Popeye the Sailor, now you can see what all the hubbub is about, bub.

Kendra Jade, a platinum blonde from the cute school, who's managed to paylay a quick ticket on the porn expressway by way of her biblical knowledge of talk show host Jerry Springer, is the subject of what amounts to an elaborately-constructed biovid.

Let's rephrase that. The Q&A with Jade and her stepmother, Kelly, is about as slick as the living room couch it's staged on and has all the emotional resonance of a court deposition, but the attendant sex scenes are what give this tape a certain raw power and passion that edge it into must-see territory.

With Brandon Iron doing a modest Springer impersonation and the editing bay working overtime to achieve a b/w film look, Kendra essays teh role of a street tart in an anal plugging that has a stylishly quaint, nicklelodeon feel to it.

Kelly Jade's comments about a sexual fantasy then prompt a threeway in which Dave Hardman plays a slobbering shock treatment patient who, with the assistance of Elena, gapes, then squat-f---s Summer Knight lookalike Elle DeVyne's luscious ass. On top of that, Hardman adds another awards-consideration performance when he gape-mouths Cassidy's butt in a scene that has a certain essence of gothic weirdness to it.

Truth be told, though, the "mother-daughter" scene which got all the hype on the Internet, a threeway with the Jades and Herschel Savage, is the tape's lead anchor. In their interview, Kelly Jade cops out due to a recent hysterectomy and is little more than a topless accomplice, while Kendra does what most married women do best: takes it on her back with hardly an emotion.

Marketing: The Springer connection. What else?

On the 4-28-99 version of www.geneross.com, Gene writes: "I received a very interesting phone call from John Bowen last night. Besides age, Bowen and I have something else in common. We've both been stalked, vilified and hounded on the Internet. The price of doing business, er porn business, you might say.

"Bowen called to offer support - literally. "What I have is yours," he said. "You're my friend. You can share my house. You can eat my food." John Bowen has been a true friend in this business, and, therein, lie some of the current problems. The man is my friend."

From the 4-29-99 version of www.geneross.com: "Bone [reads]: "Did John pay Gene for good reviews?... So I [John] was paying you [Gene] for good reviews. Where are they?"

Try the 9/98 issue of AVN, John.

I hear that AVN's policy on fraternization is an informal and obviously ineffective one.

Luke Blows His Integrity Online

Porn Star: I can't get in your site 4 some reason
Porn Star:    its all f---ed up
Porn Star:    why wont your site cum up?
Luke F-rd:    works for me
Porn Star:    not 4 me or xxx
Luke F-rd:    fly to me, and try again
Porn Star:    ok
Porn Star:    nothing
Luke F-rd:    hmm, cum blow me and you will see all
Porn Star:    hehehehe
Porn Star:    in time,
Porn Star:    patience is a virtue
Porn Star:  i need directions
Luke F-rd:    start by licking the head, then go down to the base of the penis
Porn Star:    HA HA HA

Luke's mom writes privately to him: "There might be another explanation of Luke F-rd and his sad departure from the straight and narrow and his ambivalence on the path to morality. No doubt will make you laugh but I have wondered. Have you ever thought you might be devil possessed? Of course, you don't believe in one, but that figures. Have you ever thought of going to a Catholic priest about it? Don't think the Jews believe in the devil so they are not likely to try and push him out. There are two yous and that giggly one is the one that needs to come out. Do you remember in India when you were 3 or 4 when you were convinced you saw the devil. Woke up very excited and chatted about the devil for a long time. You were a funny kid and always hyper-. Well, we were in India and there were a lot of dark men at the time, so it could have triggered a dream."

Luke to mom: "May I quote you?"

Mom: "Hmm! I'm not sure about quoting all that but not much I can do about it. You only think it's funny and want to turn it into a big joke. Will people think the comments re: the Indians are racist? Not intended to be. At the time, we figured you had seen so many black faces... We were in Calcutta and the number of people there is unbelievable; and you weren't used to a sea of black faces, coming from Australia, that so you dreamt about it. And then when you woke up you really thought you had seen the devil. You wouldn't stop talking about it, repeatedly and 50 miles an hour. Who made such an impression about the devil on a 3-year-old? It wasn't me. I'd only been around for two weeks.

"When I re-read the stuff about the rabbi showing you all the records of what you had done and how at times, you have had some smightings of conscience (that and when you woke up from the anesthetic); I just feel so sad about it all and wonder what on earth happened. If you did invite the devil in to take over at some point, it may be cheaper to find a priest to exorcise you than do years of therapy where you play mind games trying to convince the therapist that you are all there.

"Thanks for putting my letter up on the masthead or whatever you call it at
the top. I can tell you Luke, the stuff you write about seems written by two
people. You behave like two people. Why don't you print out some of the
stuff you've got on your website and show it to your therapist.

"Well, I'm sure you find all this amusing. We continue to pray for you.

"You have been to at least a couple of therapists who felt you had no emotional problems because you have this mature wise side that you can present at will. And I know you play mental games with people because you have done it with me. You know that game where you (meaning you)
don't have a problem, but I (meaning me) do.

"Can't remember his name in Sacto who thought he had you worked out, but it was a great secret and who knows what he thought. When you talked to Dr. F. when I was there in November, you would think there was nothing wrong with you. But the fact is there is another you that violates your own best standards and anyone else's standards of acceptable social behavior - even the crud you are in the business of judging sees the inconsistency in your soul.

"On two levels, I keep trying to talk to you even though it does no good because 1. I love you deeply; and 2. I feel a social responsibility to try to talk to you about what you do to others. You are seen by a pariah by many in your Jewish congregation and while you have occasional regrets, you keep spiralling downwards. You've got a deep burden to be everyone else's conscience when you need some work at home. It's rank hypocrisy. We are all hypocrites and all judgmental; but one's own failures should make us less judgmental of others.

"You know that constant violation of conscience makes the next steps easy. Where are you going to end up? See what happens with these kids as in Littleton. They watch violent movies, they get on the Internet and get into all that stuff about bombs, Nazism, Satanism, and guns. Not likely you'll
shoot anyone as the Fords can't stand the sight of blood. But you are into some sick stuff. It's very, very sad. You have been given great gifts which could do some good in an increasingly sick world and you have copped out and gone a sleazy, rotten route.

"Ah, but I preach yet again to the wind.

"Lots of love, Mom."

Fred: "Luke, If you can't find a rabbi in Los Angeles to perform the exorcism, my cousin Bernie is willing to do it. He's seen the Exorcist a few times, and thinks he has the ritual down. You just have to promise to not eat any pea soup prior thereto."

Steve:    So, are you possesed by the devil?
Luke :    :)
Steve:    I'll take that as a no...
Luke :    lol
Steve:    do you think that entainment tonight always does stories on porn because it is a sure fire way to get ratings?
Luke :    r u?
Luke :    yes
Steve:    No one important... just someone who likes to watch porn. :)
Luke :    r u posssesed by devil?
Steve:    Nah..
Steve:    I'm not to "religious" so the devil's already got me and he doesn't need to waist any more time with me.
Steve:    however, from time to time I do wish i could posses jenna jameson.

Porn Star: Why did u tell G about last night?
Luke F-rd: Cause he busted my balls for my f---ing For Free Speech article. How r u?
Porn Star: Oh, ok. I'm sick in the head.
Luke F-rd: Sorry, was it that love potion I squirted down your throat last night?
Porn Star: lol..yes...lol, just kiddin... ( i liked it)

Luke hears that the editor of Club magazine, Andrea, has stiffed at least one writer and one photographer for payment. The Chicago-based magazine pays Andrea but she does not pay those who write and shoot for her, I hear. The only reliable payers in the porn mag biz are AVN, Playboy, LFP, and Magna.

Kris Kramski's Documentary Porno

Kris Kramski shot a two hour psuedo-documentary on the porno industry for Sin City/GVA West which its owner is trying to sell to HBO or the equivalent.

Porno opens with Allison Kilgore playing a recent graduate of USC in Public Relations who decides to make a documentary on porno. Scene shifts to Regan Senter waking up. Phone rings.

Regan: "Hi, I'm really sorry. She met her old boyfriend but she tells me that she is on her way, so don't worry. She'll be there any minute. She is trustworthy, you have my word on this."

Later, Regan: "She's [Lindsay Rae} in and out of the business but I will try to get her for you. The first minute I see her, she has to come back and have sex with me first. Otherwise I will not market her. You think I'm kidding, don't you?"

Kilgore arrives wearing jeans. Regan, in a white bathrobe, welcomes her. "These are the executive offices of Beautiful Models International. We normally interview beautiful women, not journalists. We book talent here for 50-men gangbangs... Do you know what a gangbang is? Where you have sex with 50 men? How many men have you had sex with in your life?"

Kilgore: "I'm here to interview you..."

Regan, lighting her cigarette: "But girls who smoke are usually more free than girls who don't, do you agree?

"You say you want contacts. You say you're not in the x-rated film business. Four years from now, you break up with your husband and you leave your children, and you use my contacts to enter the business. So I'm going to ask you to sign up as talent..."

Kilgore: "I'm just here to do a documentary..."

Regan: "I understand what you're saying, and I think you're great. So you don't want to have full sex... So you won't have sex with me, but will you have sex with this?"

Senter thrusts a dildo towards her. Allison recoils and refuses the invitation.

Regan: "I had a girl yesterday who goes out with a guy she met in a strip club. Someone who's looking at her butt, and wants to f--- her... And now this is her loving boyfriend. Our first rule is no dating of clients, producers or anyone in the business... It's not my F-ing business..."

Allison: "What if a girl decides that she doesn't want to abide by your rules, and wants to leave your agency?"

Regan: "If she's already signed up with us, she's automatically a part of our agency. It is not an at-will termination. I don't take any money from my talent so my talent has no basic civil recourse of money against me.

"Loyalty is more important to me than the money... If a girl dates someone in the business, there's a $100 fine... Which I get from the producers... I've got a young lady coming over... There will probably be some sexual activity. Let me show you a video..."

Regan shows Allison a video of him having sex with his girls. It shows Regan instructing a girl. "We have a danger of HIV in this business, so we ask our girls, at least after the first or second video, to get an HIV test..."

In the fall of 1995, I first went to Regan's apartment to watch demo tapes of him f---ing girls so I could cast my first and only porno movie WHAT WOMEN WANT. I chose Kimberly Kummings as my star and she selected five other guys.

Back to the Porno video. A black girl, Tamia Mia, enters.

Regan: "I'm a performer. I've done about 92 sex scenes. See, I'm on the box cover. There are very few guys who make it on the boxcovers..."

Allison asks Tamia, "why are you doing this?"

Tamia: "I like sex but sometimes men treat me like s---. I've always done it for free. So I figured, I might as well get paid for it. Then I don't have to put up with it."

Allison: "Do you want to have sex with this man?"

Tamia shakes her head as Regan shushes Allison and guides Tamia to his cock.

Regan buffs Tamia in front of Allison. Tamia says to Regan, "I think you're the oldest guy I've been with."

Allison: "Do you think in your personal life, you'd be having sex like this?"

Regan: "Why not? I like cute sexy girls."

Allison: "Yeah, but do they like you?"

Regan: "I don't know... If they fall in love..."

Regan tells Tamia, "Honey, make some noise. We're doing an interview tape that we have to show producers. Based on this they hire you or don't hire you."

Next Allison goes to Van Nuys to meet Johnny Toxic. He shows her around Notorious Productions.

Johnny: "As you can see by the clock, it's 3PM. That's tea time in the porn world, time to go out and get drunk and look for new talent. Buck Adams just ran out, he didn't want to make a cameo because he's a little f---ed up today.

"This is art."

Toxic shows off the body of Chains.  Allysin Chaynes  Toxic, Chaynes  Chaynes  Chaynes

Jim Powers stops by to direct Allyson Chaynes in the box cover shoot. "This is Blow Job Girls in Dildo Heaven."

Kilgore and company proceed to Max Hardcore's home. Max says he "bones clueless girls up the bunghole. My videos are simple. Boy meets girl (Max and Candi Cash). Boy gets his cock out. Boy inserts his cock in girl's mouth. We try to fill all the orifices after that. Our goal is to completely strip our videos of any shred of moral decency... I believe that I was put on earth for the purpose of keeping these silly cunts in line. All girls are whores."

Next Allison goes to Rob Spallone's Star World Modeling. She finds Dick Nasty boffing Sindee Williams, a 34-year old 400 pound plus female performer in porn since 1992.  She's married with a 14-year old son who knows what she does on video. Wayne Crews (on left) shoots the camera.

"Whatever you get paid for," says Nasty, 42 years of age.

Sindee after a Nasty facial.

Allison goes on a Henri Pachard (60 yo) set where white male Drew Andrews does Olivia Jone, a pre-op transsexual, tall blonde with breasts and a penis, and an old lady Kathy Jones who does masssage on the side.

Kilgore: "What would you do with a dog?"

Old lady: "Suck his cock. Make him f--- me. Make his cock get nice and hard..."

Kilgore: "Do you ever do anything with bowel movements?"

Old lady: "Yeah. Once I went over to this guy's place and took a big s--- in his bathtub. He put it on a plate and ate it right in front of me."

Pachard's still photographer Titus Moody.  Olivia

Kilgore asks Drew, "have you ever done an anal scene where things got dirty?"

Drew: "I would say that 99% of the time that I have done an anal scene, you strike gold. Things get dirty. I am the Rotor-rooter man. I will find something."

Henri Pachard   Ron Sullivan

Next Allison and company visit Jim South at his World Modeling agency.

Allison: "Do you have sex with your talent?"

Jim: "No. That's my son working over there."

Allison: "Is this like a dating service for him?"

Jim: "No, no. He's been out socially a couple of times with the girls. I don't want people in our position to us their position or clout to people work to get girls to go out with them. That's a no-no."

Alllison goes on a location with Ron Jeremy and ends up schtupping him. They meet a journalist from German TV. And Jeff Wozniak from Adult Video News, who wrote under the name "Leif Rock."

Jeff: "Adult Video News is highly regarded by people in the industry."

He seems taken aback when Allison tells him that people in the industry tell her about AVN, "it's just bulls---."

Jeff: "As far as investigative journalism and fact checking, they are very rigorous about that."

Allison's breasts  Ron kisses Allison  Ron eats Allison  Ron eats Allison Jeremy does Kilgore  Ron thrills Allison  Ron pounds Allison  Kilgore on top of Jeremy  Allison relaxes with a cigarette  Brook April and Gwen Summers  Brook and Gwen

From 4/10/99

Luke was blown away by Allison's great performance in the Kris Kramski documentary for Sin City Porno, a non-explicit two-hour black-and-white production featuring Regan Senter, Rob Spallone, Ron Sullivan, Jim South, Max Hardcore and Ron Jeremy.

Allison says the Kramski production was "fun, different and exciting."

Kilgore entered porn in July of 1998. "I only did a few scenes because I wasn't 100% into it, yet. [She resembled her character in the documentary.] I had a fiance but now I've left him. I'm now more into it than ever."

Luke: "Regan is straight forward. He doesn't hide what he wants, unlike some of his peers. I've been talking with him for ages and I've never caught him in a lie."

Allison appears in about 25 videos. "I don't know which are my best. I haven't seen them. I've read reviews in magazines."

A Las Vegas resident, Kilgore dances regularly at Crazy Horse 2.

Luke: "You say in the Kramski tape that Max Hardcore wanted to urinate in your mouth."

Allison: "I did want to leave the industry... I was tired of the BS. You show up to a set assuming you're doing something, and the next thing you know, they want you to do ten million other things. Max Hardcore wanted to pee in my mouth. And I wouldn't let him. So he got a big plastic bag full of water and put yellow food coloring in it, and had a little tube that run right under his penis to make it look like he was peeing on me... Then he fakes his cum scenes. He cums, but because he does not cum that much, he uses White Rain to make fake cum.

"I was going to leave the industry because I wanted to be with my fiancée. But we broke up, which makes it easier [working in porn]."

Luke: "So you chose between your fiancée and the industry?"

Allison: "Yeah, that's what it came down to."

Kilgore is 25, stands 5'6", and measures 36D-24-36 with real tits. She entered porn through Las Vegas photographer Johnny Castano who shot her for Hustler's Busty Beauties.

"I've chosen to not expose myself yet to the big companies like VCA, Metro, Wicked, etc... I'm holding off. I'm waiting. I'm doing things like Rodney Moore. When I'm done with that, I'll go down there. I don't want to overload myself.

"I want to get into feature dancing. I've worked lots for Annabolic, Randy West and Jim Lane. I was supposed to be his White Trash Whore... I did two DPs for him and a regular anal. I was supposed to do Lewd Acts for him but I chose not to do some of the things he wanted me to do.

"I did Byron Long and Dave Hardman (in the ass) for one DP. Then JJ Michaels and Herschel Savage. The worst [most painful] anal scene I've ever done was with Lexington Steele [whose penis measure a foot] for Annabolic. I'll never do that again."

Kilgore's ex-fiance informed her family about her new career. "They didn't believe him but I came out... They're not mad. They support me. 'Do what you have to do, we just don't want to hear about it.' They know that I don't have a drug habit and am not crazy... I'm not easily influenced and I won't put up with BS. I quit on Max Hardcore twice.

"The first time I worked for him, I quit. I didn't want to work for him anymore. He paid me and I left. The next time I said, I don't want to work for you but I want more money. He gave me more money but I had to quit on him again. It was ridiculous the s--- he would try to do.

"I was nice, friendly girl in high school. I had a boyfriend but we just played around. We didn't have sex. I don't think either one of us knew what to do. I didn't have sex until the summer after my graduation (at age 17)."

Born and raised in Houston, Allison, like Luke F-rd, lived in Sacramento for ten years. She moved to Vegas in late 1997 to live with her boyfriend. She plans to go to school soon and feature dance on the weekends. "This business does not last forever. I don't want to last until I'm 35 or whatever age you start looking like hell, or be full of plastic surgery because I want to f--- on film forever. I don't. It's fun for now but when I get older I know that I am going to view it differently. When I start maturing, I'm going to think, 'I need to sit in an office or in a court room and be a lawyer.'"

Kilgore has told people that she entered porno to get her boyfriend's attention. She'd complain to him that he wasn't interested in her, and that if she went out and did some pornos, that would get to him.

Porn Stars at Bunny Ranch

Luke got a call from Flashman, PR guy for Dennis Hoff's Bunnyranch in Nevada (775-246-9901) which recently fired John Wayne Bobbitt.

"Dennis Hoff is trying to get as many of the best looking X-rated actresses and feature performers to the ranch," says Flashman. "Kristina St. James and Kimberly Kupps are there this week. Friday is Spontaneous Xtasy, the gangbang queen. Bunny Bleu comes in June as well as Kira as well as Rosey Rocket and Kitty Fox, the grandmother of porn. Teri Weigel will be there on the 14th of May, the Penthouse Pet of the Year. [Not true, though Teri did appear a couple of times in Playboy.] In the summer, Sunset Thomas, Kathy Willets, Porsche Lynn, Kayla Kleavage and Suzi Suzuki.

"I'm in a new movie called Flashman Does Las Vegas, where we go to all the sex parties at CES.

"The Rio Hotel hosts a large adult video convention on June 9, 10th (first time the Rio has hosted an X-rated convetion) in Las Vegas followed that weekend by the Erotica LA www.erotica-la.com convention."

Can Alisha Klass Make It In Mainstream?

BCGHR opines on RAME: I've been a fan of this genre for some 20 years. I can still remember going to REAL movie theaters to see REAL film. My heart skipped a beat when I first saw Veronica Hart; I saw WATERPOWER many times in its uncensored form; I totally got off on all of the pee and masturbation secenes in DEEP INSIDE ANNIE SPRINKLES. The list is endless....

But dear Alisha really does it all. I love the squirt bit. Is it pee? who
cares! I've ABSOLUTELY been with a couple of women who were just as squirty. My only question to them about that feat was "when can we do it again?"

BUT...c'mon guys (n' gals). We ALL know, that despite all of her good
intentions and genuine desire to do so - and rightly or wrongly - the film
industry will NOT take Alisha seriously. EVER.

As another astute RAMEr pointed out (and that's for your support) all of the
porn babes who have tries to cross-over still wind up playing hookers and/or nudes: Annette Haven in "10"; Jenna Jameson in "Private Parts"; Alisha in the excised-from-the-feature-but-to-be-included-in-the-DVD version of "Cruel Intentions"; Ginger Lynn in that recent Metallica video...

The list goes on. No one holds a gun to these ladies' heads: they know DAMNED well what they are doing. They have an amazing body, they look great, and they may very well get off doing the scenes and other extreme acts. The money is great, and if they can escape the undertow of drugs and abuse, some of them might very well make a bundle and then move on. But they cannot honestly think that sucking dick on VHS = a role in a major motion picture. It's not like they are staring in a sitcom or soap opera. Hell...dear Veronica Hart is still a gorgeous and sexy woman....BUT...she is STILL In the adult business! Not a crime. Not a condemnation. Simply a statement of fact.

Alisha has an amazing talent. She should play to her strengths. While she may have gotten "mainstream" publicity by the piece, Entertainment Tonight was the big winner. It's hype, plain and simple. And frankly, Alisha may be sweet and cute and natural while Mr. Butt's camera is following her around, but she came across as VERY ditzy and insincere. LA is littered with people who DON'T do f--- films who cannot act even though they come out here hoping to land the BIG role. Her glorious rectum does not necessarily give her an edge.

So if you ask me to sit there and REALLY think that Alisha will be taken seriously by a director who more likely than not has the entire Seymore collection....c'mon! Get real. A fist clenched inside Chloe will never become a fist clenched around an Oscar.

Edew replies: Rules are meant to be broken. At one time, if you were black, you had no place in Hollywood, or if you were gay, or whatever. The marketplace will decide whether a porn star can transition (if there is a desire to do so) to Hollywood movies, and vice-versa. As we note now, there has been more and more, er, exposure, of porn stars on TV news stories, which is basically one huge marketing platform. It may be that by making that exposure and announcing roles in hollywood movies, people might be tempted to see such movies, if only for the curiosity factor.

By seeing said movies, thereby generating revenue for said movies, the marketability of said porn star goes up (all this is hypothetical for now, of course), and demand goes up.

Hollywood, like any other business, follows just one religion, and that's the one with the $$ sign in it. If a porn star can make a movie, that porn star (and others) will get roles.

Now, whether Alisha specifically can do well in a hollywood movie is a different point altogether. I don't think she will do well in Hollywood movies, and certainly not in any art movie. I think her lot in life is porn, and I think she should milk that to the max, financially and emotionally.

Look, if you're 6'7", 250 lbs, can run 40 yds in 4 seconds, vertical height on a jump of 3', there's no reason why you should go into rocket science as a career when pro football would earn you much more money and fame and enjoyment. On the flip side, if you're 5'7", 140 lbs, can't run, can't
jump, but can innately learn perl, html, C, C++, whatever programming language people can throw at you, there's really no point trying to walk on the Dallas Cowboys team during training practice (unless you can score coke and girls for all the other guys).

Alisha is built, physically and mentally, for porn. She, and we, should accept that with joy and not with denigrating comments, and enjoy the fruits of her output