April 24, 1999

Denver stripper agent J.R. Wolfe emails: "I saw Angela Saunders aka Dominique DeWitt on TV mourning the loss of her father. Her dad was the teacher killed during the Columbine High School Massacre in Littleton, Colorado. Although we have had our desputes in the past, and I haven't seen her or talked to her since September, our condolences go to her family."

According to www.extratv.com: "William "Dave'' Saunders, 47. A computer and business teacher for 24 years, Saunders coached girls' basketball and softball - with the basketball team posting a winning record in his first year, 1997-98 after finishing next to last the year before. He was married with at least two daughters and five grandchildren. He was shot twice in chest while directing students down the hallway to safety, and survived at least three hours until students were rescued."

Wolfe told www.geneross.com: "The high school [Columbine] is five miles from me, and one of my dancers is a senior at the high school. She turned 18 in November and started working for us in February. She was there when the shooting took place but she didn't see anyone hit with bullets."

On Monday night, 4/26, CBS anchorman Dan Rather said: ""As he lay dying, those students he saved dug into his wallet, pulled out pictures of his wife and daughters for him to see. It comforted him. 'Tell my girls,' he said, 'I love them.' Today, daughter Angela answered him."

Angela Sanders aka Domonique DeWitt: "You are the greatest daddy, husband, grandpa, teacher, coach, friend and mentor anyone could ever hope for. What you did in that school on Tuesday was an amazing act of heroism, all the way thinking of others instead of yourself. Just like always.
P.S.: The girls and I would like you to know that we love you, too. And, because of you, there are a lot more kids that will make it. Goodbye, daddy. I love you."

Luke talked to Larry Flynt Jr. Friday afternoon. I've heard that reviewers at Hustler in the past have exchanged good reviews for drugs, cash and VCRs. Larry Flynt Jr, says Larry Flynt Publications has worked hard over the past 20 plus years to develop a reputation for integrity and that if any proof were offered of such misbehavior, LFP would act swiftly. If anyone has any proof of such misbehavior on the part of LFP employees, they can call Larry Flynt Jr at 323-651-5400, ext. 7303. lflyntjr@flyntdigital.com or www.hardcorelarry.com.

On Monday at Hustler Hollywood, at 8PM, Seka and Al Goldstein put their prints in cement.

Up and Cummers 62 - Dumb Porno Girls, Ugly Old Males

Patrick Riley writes on rec.arts.movies.erotica:

Let's face it; it doesn't require too much intelligence to lie back and go "ooh, aah, uh, uh..." In fact that's the way we like them: young, dumb, and full of cum, or for the raincoater: young, dumb and covered with cum. Of course if the porno industry actually wanted to do quality plotted movies this would have to change but there's little hope the producers are going to make real movies any time soon.

So just how low can the industry go before they reach the "unable to give consent because of retardation" level? Should the 2257 regulations be amended to require an IQ test of the girls before they're allowed to do a scene? Perhaps a certificate from an independent psychologist that the girl made at least 80 on a standardized test?

Certainly listening to them on tape is not really proof of stupidity--the girl might be just camera shy--but it does give some indication. Case in point was Gina Foxxx in Up And Cummers #62 who says it's her first video and that she's a dancer at Deja Vu in Minneapolis. Every answer to Randy's questions is terminated by an annoying silly giggle giving the viewer the distinct impression that she's not 100 cents on the dollar. Any educational achievements? Don't think so. She says she went straight into dancing after high school although there was some talk about another job which was quickly passed over.

As the name implies, Gina looks like she might be Italian thus there's some surprise when she says she's half Polynesian and half black. Otherwise she has a passable face, long black hair, cantaloupes with under-breast scars and a fleshy body. That is what you see of it. She uses the cummerbund effect and the "keep panties on and just pull them aside" cheat leading one to believe that infant production was a distinct probability. Randy's belly covers most of the rest of the action.

It's not just that these old guys in porn are old, their bodies are horrible. Randy with his big belly and aged dissipated surfer/male model look; Ed, the milquetoast motor vehicle clerk with his pasty white body, pimply face, and slowly disappearing butt; Silvera, the other big belly guy and his annoying "gee whiz" attitude; and, I suppose worst of all, the ugly hedgehog. At least the parolees like Alec Metro have reasonably slim bodies. But why do we have to endure the concentration of the ugly and old in the debutante movies? Couldn't the West/Powers/Silvera group move up and do VVW movies? Then I wouldn't have to watch them at all.

Katie June is in UC #62 and she's looking and sounding very cute but the picture of grandpa West doing her is not pretty. There's a lot to be said for the girls bringing their own boyfriend or SO--at least you can believe she might actually like the guy.

The rest of the tape--Jasmine Rose, Shelly Sinn, and Venus Rising--is FF material.

DB asks: "Luke, wondering if you knew anything about the new guy doing movies at http://excaliburfilms.com named Mr. Web Review. I've long been looking for someone who was in-depth as Roger Pipe www.rogreviews.com but with a different perspective. This guy/girl only has a few reviews but he's as good or maybe better than Rog. Just wondered what was the deal, who he was, where excalibur dug him up or was he just Rog under a different name trying to get paid twice?"

It is not the same guy. Theo adds: "Luke, thanks for giving your readers, including me, the head's up on Mr. Web Review. As a black man, I rarely see credible reviews of black movies and finally here's a guy that can do it. Actually, all of his reviews are thorough and welcome."