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Saturday, April 17, 1998

All the Closet Poofters, Where Do They Belong?

Porner: Not in porn, that's for sure.

I've been reading your site. I'm really sorry. They get upset with you because you guess at the truth? Because you won't suck their dicks? These people are so stupid! How can you stand it?

I thought Paul Fishbein was absolutely adorable, too. Guess he got too old for Gene. Or got married, or something.

See, if it were as easy as getting someone to blow Gene to get a mention in AVN, hell, I'd be blowing Gene under the keyboard! But see below.

Poofter No. Eight -- Lenny Friedlander.

Poofter No. Seven -- XXX. Actually more of a vulcanophile -- goes for rubberized, identical Barbie Dolls

Poofter No. Six -- Paul Barresi

Poofter No. Five -- Ed Powers

Poofter No Four -- Mike Albo

Poofter No. Three -- Max Hardcore

Poofter No. Two -- John Stagliano

Poofter No. One -- Gene Ross

From the 4/13 edition of www.geneross.com: "Luke F-rd is intending to run a list of top "faggots" in the business, with Gene Ross listed as number One. Impeccable sources place Lynne L-patin as the author of this latest wave of assaults. When contacted, L-patin had this virulent message to offer: "Closeted faggot. Big difference. Need an explanation? Actually you were third on the list. I bumped you up after I read several days worth of silly back and forth between you and Luke. Whereas I had previously only read the "Luke is so cute" crap you encourage. You do want him, don't you? Regards. The born-female bitch you managed to 86 from this industry for ten years."

Gene Ross sez: "Gee, I had no idea. 1), that I'm encouraging the "Luke is so cute crap." Where is this coming from? Did I miss something? Luke is cute in the way a cobra is cute. Perhaps L-patin should go to the dictionary and look up the word, 'irony'; 2) That I "want" Luke? Does L-patin see this because I make patently absurdist comments about Ford's vanity and mythical 8 by 10 glossies? Puh-leese; and 3) that I 86-ed her from the industry for ten years? How was I supposed to have done that, and what were the means at my disposal? Considering that I have had virtually no
communication with L-patin, this is a truly remarkable turn of events. Up until now, I had given L-patin credit for some degree of intelligence. She should confine her imagination to her script writing. She'll need it."

Luke wonders why Gene's site has ads for places like www.gaymen.com. I guess his writing must attract gays. Like attracts like?

Speaking of Pansies, AVN Cries Libel

Friday afternoon, respected Adult Video News publisher Paul Fishbein snapped. Long tired of Luke F-rd's bulls--- accusations against his magazine, the porn industry veteran, I hear, called his libel attorney and prepared to file suit against the Scoop.

Here's my accusation that Paul thought stepped over the line: That in the fall of 1998, Metro Home Video, long controlled by Mafia associate Ken Guarino, threatened to pull their advertising from AVN if their girls did not get to present at the January 1999 AVN Awards in Las Vegas and if their movies did not get better ratings and rankings in the best seller and rental charts. I hear that AVN accommodated and Metro kept advertising.

From www.geneross.com: "Wanted One attorney. Libel, slander, Internet theft and copyright infringement. Open and shut no-brainer, high-profile case. The sky's the limit. E-Z terms available. Being a wrestling fan's a plus. Call Gene Ross 818-786-4286 Ext. 114"

According to the 1980 Oxford American Dictionary, the word "libel," a noun, means: "1. a published false statement that damages a person's reputation. 2. the act of publishing it, was charged with libel. 3. (informal) a statement or anything that brings discredit on a person or thing, the portrait is a libel on him."

Scoop's thinking of hiring outgoing FSC executive director Jeffrey Douglas to defend him.

I hear that John Bone is having Gene Ross's love child.

Luke's received email and phone calls confirming his accusations of corruption against AVN's Gene Ross.

Porners have known for years that the best way to get good reviews from AVN is to send Gene sexual favors in the form of hookers and porn stars.

Ross almost got fired from AVN Thursday. John Bone has told people how relieved he is that Gene was not fired.

Gene writes on his site Thursday: "Kendra Jade, calling from the airport this morning, said she told Luke F-rd, in no uncertain terms in a chat room last night that she didn't want to talk to him. Ford said something back to her about him feeling "betrayed.""

Did Gene even talk to Kendra Thursday as he implies or did Gene simply get this relayed from John Bone? I think this is a Bowen relay job. Ross implies a lie.

From www.geneross.com: "In Luke F-rd's never ending attempts to be a moron, he puts on his site that Gene Ross was David Christopher's inspiration for Nude World Order, a wrestling movie. Maybe Ford or whoever came up with that brilliant piece of logic should contact Eric Bishoff of the WCW who's idea it was to create the New World Order. When Luke F-rd attempts to talk about subjects beyond his ken, he reveals his essential ignorane."

A leading porn executive: "He [Ross] completely sidesteps the Nude World Order question. He claims not to have created the New World Order, a professional wrestling sub-group and not the Sin City movie which he, it is rumored, had authored. He says you are a moron, but this shows who is a moron and who isn't."

Gene claimed Tuesday on his site that Kendra Jade has retracted her 12/98 claims about him taking money from Bone, but a careful reading of Jade's interview with Ross shows no such retraction. Jade, appearing under pressure, simply apologizes to Gene but at no time retracts her serious accusations.

Who was Gene's date to the 1998 "Night of the Stars" FSC banquet at the Universal Sheraton? Cassidy, a Cream contract girl and sexual plaything delivered to Ross on a platter by John Bone. Cassidy, I hear, broke off with Ross at the 1999 CES. Until then, Ross gave her coverage. After that, he either ignored or dissed her in AVN.

How did Alex Sanders garner his Breakthrough Award from AVN? I hear that Alex sent Gene Ross numerous hookers along with his Body Slammin' series.

Sanders tells AVN: "I will go on record with any publication to give the right information to people to help fight this asshole [Luke F-rd]. I can't believe this guy. I don't know where he got this information, but this is the kind of thing that makes me want to kill somebody. Out in the parking lot [of the AVN office] I did say to Ken [Michaels] jokingly that I might bring a girl by with the second copy of the video. That was a joke. That was never told to anybody else. I'm aware that this guy [Ford] said I brought two hookers to your office. Obviously I never did. We both know that's bulls---. I consider this slanderous to me as well. It takes away whatever things I've gotten honestly. I don't want that to happen." www.geneross.com

AVN journalist Ken Michaels told www.geneross.com: "As fas ar Sanders' breakthrough award, let this be known. I gave him his first-ever 4A review. I gave him a 5 A for the first Bodyslammin.' I've never gotten money from him, a woman from him, and we are not lovers. We shared KFC one time and portly guys do love food. I challenge anyone in this industry to prove that I ever gave a good review based on favoritism. You [Ross] had nothing to do with Alex's breakthrough award. Everyone concurred on the quality of the Bodyslammin' tapes."

Luke's heard that Gene wrote and partially directed Too Hot For Porno 2. This is captured on the videotape masters. Ask anyone who was on the set such as Tom Chapman and Dave Hardman.

Both Chapman and Hardman deny the accusations against Ross.

Unfortunately, porners will not go on the record with their accusations about Ross and AVN because they fear their power. This fear runs from talent (like Buck Adams, Sanders) to directors (like Paul Thomas) to companies (Sin City, Metro). Porners fear that AVN and Fishbein will resent them for revealing and documenting Gene's crooked ways. Porners fear that even if they do step forward, Fishbein won't take them seriously and they will be left out on a limb, vulnerable to the most powerful magazine in the industry to destroy them.

Luke, however, knows of no instance of AVN using its power to destroy people.

Dozens of people reading this site know that Gene Ross is a crook. They know Ross is on the take, that he helps create videos that he then writes about in AVN without disclosing his creative role, that he corrupts reviews in exchange for kickbacks. Yet you who know this are gutless. You don't have the balls to stand up for what is right. You lack integrity. You do not live in truth.

Meanwhile, AVN's Ethics Ranking plunges.

"I think your Gene Ross kick is great," said a porner who insisted on anonymity. "Those guys at AVN are f---ing corrupt. I know. I was deep deep deep with XXX company and I heard all the goings on. You're right on the money. AVN is a big company and they push people around. AVN pushes the contract girls because the companies are buying ads. If you print my name on this it will ruin my career.

"They are so big and powerful. It's a shame people read their reviews as gospel when they are obviously so slanted."

A porner: "The first thing I asked was, 'how do I get a great review from AVN?' I'm going to make a great movie with wild stuff... And everybody told me, 'send Gene Ross hookers.' Really? 'Yes, send him hookers. Send him over a hooker with the tape.'

"I asked some people at the Night of the Stars dinner dance, who's that? That's Gene Ross. Who's the chick with him? That's Cassidy. That's his toy."

Another porner: "Gene and Bowen could not a conspiracy make. The money could easily have been for a hooker, or cocaine, or to pay back a loan, or money Gene is taking on the side away from Paul.

"But one cannot buy reviews in AVN. Poor Gabor at Heatwave has been trying to figure this one out for years. Or Marina Pacific. Yes, the AVN review story is plenty sordid and worth exposing but you aren't on to it."

Jim South's World Modeling

A veteran porner: "The lady who pointed out that the San Fernando Valley is currently within LAPD jurisdiction is forgetting that what we are talking about is 25 years ago and more. For example, parts of North Hollywood were no man's land for a long time. And which agency looked the other way when Jim registered his business? And what was/is his business registered as? Public corporation papers are all available to any investigative reporter with $7.00 and a few stamps...

"Honestly, I don't think anyone has paid anyone here in local law enforcement in any sort of organized fashion for ages, not since city fathers learned about zoning laws. I do think that if one does not pay Jim South obeisance and he knows you are shooting somewhere without a permit, he can make trouble for you.

"I met Jim South in 197X. He did not ask me to suck his dick then. I've known Jim South professionally for X years and he has never treated me with the slightest disrespect, let alone imply that sucking his dick would be valuable to my career in the adult industry. Sometimes people will push you as far as you are willing to go, sweetheart.

"Can I please go to Sacramento and suck cock for the cause! I haven't had a hard cock in my mouth for months! I've friends I can stay with and I'll suck all the congressional cock you bring me. Democrat or Republican. Hell, I'll even lick pussy! Think it will gain us influence in the legislature? Can I swallow?

"Cocksucking can't be done to get you anywhere, girls -- either love it for itself, set a price in the here and now or just say no. I don't know if one can suck cock to the top in the gay world, but I doubt it."

Annie Sprinkle Fire

The Sausalito houseboat of ex-porn star Annie Sprinkle has burned up, taking almost all her belongings and her cats. She was not on the boat at the time. Gloria Leonard told www.geneross.com: "...[M]y source tells me a carelessly placed candle was the cause of the fire, which totalled Annie's life. Everything she had was destroyed! Aside from the tragic loss of her cats, photos, memorabilia, etc., a master for her latest project was also lost in the
fire."

Donations can be sent to Annie at P.O. Box 396, Sausalito, CA 94965.

Mitchell Sends Warning

Sharon Mitchell faxed this letter to the industry:

"Attention Industry Members. We have a major problem with adherence in HIV testing. You May Be At Risk.

"Last night [Wednesday] I was visiting a dear friend of mine who is a major director in the Industry. He was shooting for a major African American company this past weekend. He all too casually mentioned to me that the star of the show wasn't going to receive his paycheck until the company received his HIV test.

"I ask you: How much more EXPENSE do the talent and companies have to come to, to assure accurate monitoring. A monitoring system does not work unless all parties participate, which means 30 DAY PCR/DNA tests, valid from the date drawn on the test!

"Let me remind you that simply because we have not had an outbreak in nearly a year is because we have had stellar compliance with PCR/DNA testing...Not because HIV is gone!

"As a concerned professional, I withheld judgment; but as a dedicated healthcare professional, I don't know which is worse - seeing that a major production company be responsible for the treatment of HIV positive talent and providing all of their medication for life because they contacted HIV on the set, or the knowledge that one of our much beloved directors is trying to sleep at night knowing that because of an oversight, he is responsible for multiple HIV exposures." (Copied from www.geneross.com )

Mitchell gave www.geneross.com an interview on this. An informed source responds: "Sharon Mitchell has no right to talk about compliance. When Tricia tested positive, Marc Wallice was on her list, and Sharon never saw to it that he get a PCR DNA test for HIV. She admitted that as time went on, that she forgot to pursue his results. If Wallice did have HIV then, and did infect Tricia, had Sharon done her job, the odds are good that the others would not have been infected. Maybe it's time people stop blaming Wallice, and blame the person who really is at fault."

Comebacks - Tiffany Lords, Keith Again, Damien Michaels

Ex-Extreme Associates shooter Keith Again is signing with Sinthetic Video and upskirt.com's Andrew Drake.

Damien Michaels has a big production deal. He's shooting Mia Ciccero's comeback (first porno in two years) today in Van Nuys, using crew taken largely from mainstream. Damien has bought a car - a mint condition 1973 Mercedes. He recently completed his first porno in his new deal - I Cream of Jeannie.

Tiffany Lords writes: "Luke, I have really enjoyed reading up on the porn industry on your website that I found accidentally one day while surfing the web. As you probably know, I left the porn industry after making the John Wayne Bobbit movie. I left because most of the people I met in the industry were backstabbers and I could not find any honest and decent people to help me adjust to the porn world. I was 20, going on 21 [years of age] when I did my movies. I was really naive. I had  never even seen a porno. After the John Wayne movie, I fell in love with Aaron Gordon who was John's manager. John Aaron and I featured at different clubs for about a year, during that time Aaron and I were working on getting me into some mainstream projects. We discussed soap operas, and a possible recording contract. His father Jack Gordon is married to Latoya Jackson. He said he had connections. Plus I had always wanted to be a  rockstar!

"After our one year anniversary, I got pregnant and Aaron dumped me cold turkey. His last words to me were, 'Tiffany, no matter what anybody says about you or will say about you, remember that you're very special, with a big heart and I will always love you. Those famous last words devastated me, because I never saw or heard from him after that. He didn't even pay for my abortion or call to see if I was allright. I later found out that he was married to a girl named Nicole and that he had a daughter named Megan.

"I was totally devastated so I returned to Miami and started my college education. But you know what, I miss my fans and I don't know why but I miss the business. You are the first person I have talked to in the industry since1995. I am now 25 and a lot more wiser and I think I finally know when someone is bulls---ting me. I want to make a comeback in the year 2000. I'm in training, hopefully this time I will make matured decisions and have an exciting career again. Who knows maybe I'll do a 1000 guy gang bang or f--- another tabloid celebrity like Joey Buttafuco."

Agent Regan Senter says: "I got Tiffany Lords her job at Leisure Time's [Bobbitt movie]. And I want to give her another chance if she wants to give me another chance. The whole Bobbitt thing was directed through Beautiful Models. I was introduced to Lords through Zach and Sunset Thomas. Regan says, "Tiffany, give me a call. I am still here for you. If you still look half as good, great."

Erotica USA in New York

New York's Jacob K. Javits Convention Center in midtown Manhattan hosts the four-day Erotica USA fair.

Mayor Rudolph Giuliani told the New York Times: "It was a big mistake for them to contract with something called Erotica-whatever-it-is, Erotica 99," he said. "I thought it was an inappropriate area to get involved in, for a
government-sponsored organization."

Times: "Officials at the state-run center said that Erotica USA, which is paying $39,000 for the space, met all the requirements to stage the exhibition. "This is a legal business and we cannot make moral judgments on the rental of space based on whether or not we approve of an event's
content," said Mike Eisgrau, the center's director of public affairs."

Similar sentiments were voiced to me earlier this week by California's legislators and their aides. It is BS. I doubt that legislators would meet with groups representing Nazis or skinheads or cocaine pushers. Hosting a porn fair and hosting pornographers in one's office is an obvious way of bestowing legitimacy on porn.

Teri Starr Throws Another Drug Fit

I've heard that Teri Starr threw another fit on Tuesday on a Van Nuys shoot for www.harleyfire.com. Teri's thrown vodka induced tantrums on other sets, including Metro, before getting kicked off by Metro General Manager Greg Alves.

Teri Starr was drunk all day on the set. When it came time for her to do her blowjob scene, there was confusion about who she was supposed to blow. Tony Montana was initially scheduled but by the time Teri came to, Montana had already done a BJ. So Teri was asked to blow Ron Jeremy. She threw a fit. "I don't switch-hit. I'm going to call my manager..."

So Starr calls her hubby John West. They raise hell. She's offered a $200 kill fee and told to hit the road. She wouldn't take it. Eventually to get her out of his mother's home, Harley Fire gave her her full fee of $600 and Tony Montana took her home.

Harley says Teri will redo the scene. "John called up and apologized. Said she'd been sober for a few months and was not supposed to drink. We had food and alcohol and whatever people wanted. I did not know she wasn't supposed to drink. She drank and wigged out. It got straightened out."

Together with Tony Montana and Ron Jeremy, Harley is shooting videos for the coming website www.thepornosexlounge.com.

Harley Fire has done 70 cable access talk shows called "The Harley Sex Party." Shot at Bob's Classy Lady strip joint. I hear it's an upscale version of Colin Malone's show "Colin's Sleazy Friends."

Source: "As much of a non-Colin's Sleazy Friends fan that I am, for you to call Harley Fire's (who, I have found to be a real nice person) cable access show an "upscale version of of Colin Malone's show" is pretty ludicrous. Colin was first on the air [cable access] in Los Angeles, beating Talking Blue by a few months. Harley has been smart to adapt what works from their shows."