Revenge of the Nerds
Pansies, Poofters Fight Back
The incestuous good ol' boys who want to be girls club that dominates porn has struck back. Check out www.geneross.com for their reply to Luke F-rd's shocking revelations about limp wrists and ineptitude at the highest levels of the Free Speech Coalition, Adult Video News, Vivid and VCA. Luke fears that porn is losing its masculine fibre, and that the ethos of the Jewish homosexuals who dominate Hollywood is infiltrating our precious industry through the back door.
Her knickers in a knot, Gloria Leonard writes to www.geneross.com (which is funneled to the internet by a server called VCA): "You might like to know that I, like so many others, have finally had it with Luke F-rd, who, you might have noticed, referred to the FSC as a bunch of "poofters and pansies" which I'm sure Board Members Mike Warner, Steve Hirsch, Steve Orenstein, Phil Berman, Bill Margold, Christian Mann, Jim South, Mark Kernes, Nina Hartley, Jane Hamilton, Mara Epstein (and yours truly) will find ever so amusing. I called him on the phone and told him "no more nice guy" me. Silly to even dignify his ungrateful foolishness."
Positive that gays have had enough fun poked their way, Carl Bernstein Ross writes: "Yesterday about 4:45 pm, Sharon Mitchell reportedly called AVN's Ken Michaels saying she and FSC were going to sue Greg Zeboray for potential damages to AIM and the FSC, in which Zeboray involves Free Speech in his alleged slander of Sharon, both in a private e-mails and on Luke F-rd's website."
Devon Shire Blows
Man: Devon Shire gave
me a blow job. She called me up out of the blue
Man: She needed a favor
Man: I asked her if I came up would she let me scam
on her...
Man: She said she would blow me if I helped her out.
I did and then she did. She charges $500 for a straight f---...Not that
I paid her...
Luzdedos1: was she good?
Man: She was alright
Luzdedos1: did you come in gallons?
Man: I blew a load on her chest as she stroked me
off...
Cass Paley's Wadd
Email: "Went to Wadd screening last night. Had a good time. If you talk to Rodger Jacobs this morning tell him yes, he did get associate producer credit, though Emerson did not acknowledge him during the Q and A.
"Surprisingly, considering all of the rain and early screening time, it was a full house. Porners in attendance: Sharon Mitchell, Al Goldstein, Bill Amerson, Mickey G.. Gloria Leonard was a no show."
Guest Columnist Rodger Jacobs Writes:
Irish playwright Brendan Behan once opined that all publicity is good, except for an obituary notice. Perhaps someone should relay this pearl of wit and wisdom to pornstress Solveig because judging from the angry missive I received from the ebony beauty last evening she is in dire need of an attitude adjustment.
Earlier in the week I wrote about Solveig in my guest column, pointing out, as Solveig herself does with much deserved pride, that she is the first woman of color in the history of adult cinema to own, produce, and direct her own line of videos. I called it an "odd twist of fate" that Solveig's cousin is the late Oscar Michaeux, the first black director in Hollywood.
"After quite a few people brought this article to my attention I went online and read what you posted," Solveig writes, "and just like I was told there were negative comments. Can you explain why?" Solveig then writes a numbered grocery list of complaints as follows:
(1) Why is being related to Oscar Micheaux such an odd twist of fate?
(2) What does the statement "B grade porn star" mean?
(3) The statement about
"what would my cousin Oscar think of that?" is
also an insulting and rude comment.
"Please do not say anything
about me," Solveig concludes, "that is not
true or of (a) sarcastic and rude nature ever."
Certainly it was never my intention to be either rude or sarcastic. Any student of life's little ironies can see the inverted Horatio Alger tale being written with the lineage of "first black director in Hollywood" to "first woman of color" to control her own product in porno. When I suggest that Solveig is a "B grade porn star" I am stating the obvious. It is a sad and undeniable fact that very few African-American women have achieved "A-list" status in this business. The reasons for this, however, are not as painfully obvious as the fact itself.
SOLVEIG'S WAY, the series that Solveig is starring in and producing, is plugged in my article, as well as the distributor Exquisite Productions. It would have been "sarcastic and rude" to write the article without publicizing the product.
I sincerely wish Solveig the best of luck and extend a hand of congratulations for her efforts (SES Productions was financed by Solveig personally, without any outside investors). To paraphrase Samuel Johnson: If they should cease to talk of you, you will starve to death. Enough said.
Jim from www.dangerboyvideo.com writes: "Hey Luke - I've got this idea and I want to post it here so everyone can be invited to participate. Aside from being an adult distributor, we have dabbled in promoting some Extreme Fighting shows. After reading the continuous feuding between companies and players, Dangerboy would like to promote (for exhibition sakes only, of course) a "cage type show". We want to pair up some of the tough guys, or gals, in the biz and have them settle their differrences in the ring. Put up or shut up. The form can be any or all of the following; MMA (which is basically anything goes, mixed martial arts), Wrestling with no strikes, Boxing with big fluffy gloves, A Joust, with marine type batons, or, if there is another suggestion...we're open. Anyway....I hate to call peoples bluff, but I've heard some challenges that provoked this article....here what we'd like to see....
Kid Sparkle vs. Kid
Vegas
Rob Black vs. Tony Eveready
John T. Bone vs. ( the list is long)
Jasmine St. Clair vs. ??????
Mila vs. ????
Dangerboy vs. anyone at Mondo ( in defense of Mila's honor) Anyway,
anyone want to see this come together? Email us at Jimplasti@dangerboyvideo.com.
And Luke....don't worry...we
won't accept any challenges that involve your
participation. We don't have that much time.
Bianca Trump replies
that she'd like to take on Brandy Alexandre. "Now I know that there
is a s--- load or RAME, PST, and ACME posters and Lurkers that would
pay whether it be on video, E network, payperview, spice hot, etc....to
see me beat the f--- out of that over educated, worn out,
old, ugly,used up, wanna be porn star, secretary. She is nothing but
a big mouth that hides behind the net airing her flaming way. It is
sad that she is so pathetically unhappy with her lifes turn out that
she stoops to such a level. I would have done it in CES. Swore I was
going to actually. But the pussy ass Brandy snuck around all week. Making
sure she never craossed my path. I'll get her back for Holly Rider,
Brian Kurshner,Tiffany Million, Bill Margold,Nina Cherry, William Hart,Diablo,
of course you Luke, and the list could go on and on and on..... Hell
I'll even help organize the damn fight. Give me a job title and I'll
make time to do it.
As you stated on your site someone said:
"Name calling is a part
of who Brandy is as a person. She doesn't have any
other way of communicating with people. Just as you and I have normal
conversations with people, Brandy lashes out as a form of communication.
You can't take what she says personally, because she's off-center. You
take
her power away when you ignore her."
I say f--- that...give
her some gloves and let me open a can of woop ass on
her.
Craig Whyel: "Couple of items regarding Dangerboyvideo's idea of people settling their differences in the ring.
First: porn is about
one thing-f---ing. No one hires these vapid whores
(male and female) to see what way they air out their creative and personal
differences. It is paradoxical to even consider the idea. Many adult
video
performers are barely entertaining in their chosen vocation of fornicatory
endeavors.
I doubt seriously these
persons could and would be able to pull off the
various exponents of martial endeavors. Regardless of the groundswell
of
opinions-there is a reason pro wrestling ppv buy rates and video sales
are
at an all-time high-because the people involved know what-the-f--- they're
doing and they're entertaining doing it. Mixed-martial arts; shootfighting;
boxing; ultimate fighting all pull up way in the rear when it comes
to the fight business.
Second; Many of these porners, and you know it Luke, are using your website as a forum for trying to create cheap heat for whatever they're pimping. I'd be surprised if most of the so-called resentment between these persons doesn't amount to the cursory "f----you" in public or so caddy, icy stare downs. s--- talking is endemic to all creatures in the echosphere, man. Let the dogs bark.
Finally, the promotion of such a showdown...which would be for money... why else?...would involve the Gestapo like organizations such like the "state athletic" commission, which would become essentially a fourth-party pimp in the scenario thus reducing the idea to something akin to Jello Wrestling and that don't pay all that well. Ask Victoria Paris. Trust me on this point though, the fight people involved in the state athletic commissions would fit right in with the porn crowd. These f---ers are bottom-dwellers who have their nose cartilage transplanted to their peckers just so it makes them talk tougher. No one wants to get involved with those freaks man. To wit, Dangerboy video would be taking a Woodstock idea and turn it into an Altmont reality-and you can't get no satisfaction outta that jack.
Bianca Trump vs. www.nicisgirls.com
Bianca Trump says www.nicisgirls.com, which advertises that you can purchase the sexual services of porn girls, is a scam.
Bianca says that such
girls advertised as herself, Bianca Trump, Jordan Lee,
Tiffany Million, Sydney, Nici Sterling, Brittany O'Connell, and Missy
do NOT work for the escort service.
Trump, who does do escort work (try www.biancatrump.com), posts to alt.sex.prostitution:
On Fri, 26 Mar 1999 06:20:43 GMT, nici@nicigirls.com wrote:
>Bianca,
>
>You are sadly mistaken. Why don't you e-mail Nici Sterling and
>ask her if she works with me?
Luke F-rd did that and she knew nothing of it or you or your site.
>Missy and I have known one>another a long time and the only reason she denies rumors is to >protect her contract with Wicked,
Luke F-rd did that and she completely denies it!
> Brittany O'Connell gave me permission and has worked for me.
Has is the operative word there. She no longer does. So why not take her down now that she wants nothing to do with you?
>I have NEVER advertised>anyone that didn't work with me.
Just posting what people
are saying...YOUR CLIENTS...don't shoot the
messanger.But I see you have an exscuse for everything! People see you
scam Nici. Why not just be honest and take the girls off that don't
work?
>I also did talk to you over a year ago. I was put in touch with >you through Jack/Johnny and I also contacted you through >your site when you were still booking through Angelique's. >You gave me your direct number. You know what I don't know>why I am even arguing with you.
You never spoke to me
directly....Jack doesn't even and never has had a
number for me the whole time I've lived in Florida so that is TOTAL
bulls---.
>
>You shouldn't believe everything you read!
True you should only
believe the emails from clients who have tried to
see people!