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Sunday, March 14, 1999

A friend attended the Wicked party Friday night: "I dropped by Hustler Hollywood for about 15 min. Nothing to write home about. I don't know what happens to these porn girls who have 200 vids under their belts, but man: f---ing anemic looking. Stephanie Swift looked in dire need of a blood transfusion."

Robert Sterling of www.konformist.com writes:

Dear Luke (AKA "The Matt Drudge of Porn"),

Sorry I missed out on meeting you again last weekend. If I had known Felecia was there [Hustler Hollywood], I definitely would've shown up. She remains along with Misty Rain my favorite adult "actress": unlike Misty, however, I have yet to have the pleasure to meet her.

About Dee, who was at the event last Saturday you were at: I spoke to her 2 weeks before that, as I was doing a post-gang bang interview with Houston, and quite a few of the Metro Girls were there as well (sadly, Misty was a no-show.) I was struck by Dee's exotic looks and how naturally pretty she was. She may be the first adult actress I've seen who looks better in person than she has in any pics I've seen of her. I think the problem is the self-defeating idea to doll her up with makeup to make her look better, which as about as obtuse as colorizing "Casablanca". She also proved herself to be an incredible flirt with a great smile. So did Coral Sands: I began asking legitimate questions to her, but quickly she began rubbing her butt against another girl as she stared straight in my eyes with a wicked smile, thoroughly sabotaging any ability I had to maintain any pretense of professionalism. I wasn't in a good mood that evening, but the two of them actually made me forget for a moment I was on a writing assignment and remember I was hanging around with a bunch of attractive porno babes.

As for Houston, she was in good spirits and very polite, though I could tell she was exhausted and still recuperating from the gang bang. I will have my piece done tomorrow and I'll send it to you: would've had it done last week, but the death of Stanley Kubrick put everything else on the backburner for me.

Keep up the fine work. I think the only person on the net that attracts the intense emotional response that you do (both pro and con) is Matt Drudge. You're both obviously doing something right, though he certainly lacks your writing skills. The common criticism of you is you mix innuendo and truth with a reckless abandon, but I think that's your strong point: I like the fact I'm not sure what part of your site is the truth and what part is pure bulls---. In any case, your site has been a great resource as I write my piece, and I'm shocked at how culturally illiterate I've gotten in the field of porn. Thanks for helping me get back up to par.

Take care,

Robert Sterling
Editor, The Konformist
http://www.konformist

PS - When you get the chance, check out Savannah Lee at http://www.savannahlee.com. She is The Konformist Konspiracy Girl of the Month for February, and I enjoy plugging her immensely (well, plugging her site, anyway.) At this point she is just a stripper and dancer, but it seems she is just too sexy and too photogenic to remain unnoticed by magazines as a centerfold for long. I should've mentioned her to you sooner: she is awesome, and I would really like to help her career, which no doubt she will need little help in promoting.

Also, I've been given the web address for that incredible Hispanic fluffer at the Houston 500: http://www.thatmall.com/gorgeous .

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Mad Jack (Linda Wong's ex-husband Richard Ol.) writes from Las Vegas:

"I happen to know AS A FACT that Kevin Beech DID NOT commission the "World's Biggest Anal" shoot. He was called after the shoot was IN THE CAN an asked to purchase it. Having NO idea that Marc(the forger) Wallice was involved in the shoot(a list of the male performers was not submitted along with the original screener), let alone infected, he decided to buy it. Now tell me, is this reason to try to hold him libel. I THINK NOT. I have nothing but sympathy for Brooke, as well as contempt for Mr. Wallice, but Kevin, Being unaware of the tragedy about to happen, was just doing what any businessman would have done. I've known Kevin for more than fifteen years and he's always been the willing to help those in the biz who are down on their luck. He was there for me upon my recent release from prison and considering that standard policy in this business seems to be turning your back if there's no profit to be made, I've found him to be a true friend (a rarity in this biz) and just wish everybody would leave him the f--- alone and go after the people truly responsible.

"Mad Jack has signed a new deal with K-Beech to shoot a series at premiere Las Vegas swing club. The series will feature only real swingers. "My first thoughts of shooting "real" swingers were that it was going to be pretty tough to find really good looking swingers. Just pick up a copy of any swing mag and you'll know what I mean. However, I recently spent two evenings at the club and was blown away with the women. Not only were they awesome, they were willing to do ANYTHING!

"Everybody I talked with had current tests and now that we're in the process of opening an A.I.M. here at my office it will be that much easier to get PCRs done. At the current time, A.I.M Fed X's the kits and we have the blood drawn here then send them back. The whole process only takes three days and it's a hell of a lot cheaper than what they charge here. Stephanie and I have been in constant touch on the phone and hopefully, in the near future we'll be offering all of the services that A.I.M provides.

"The Swinger series came about when Jack went to take a look at the club
for a location to shoot the third in his Mad Jack series titled "It's a tough job butt..." for Midnight Film and Video, an anal theme video starring Vegas sensation Candy Roxxx, Mila, Ashley Shye, and newcomer Pamela Peaks.

"After hearing about this place I figured it would be a great location. It's huge, with lots of wild props. I have little doubt that the scene we have planned for Candy, Mila and three guys will be a shoe in for best sex scene at this year's AVN awards. Candy's heat is intense, and were going to be the first to get a DP out of her. I don't have to say anything about Mila. I'm letting her call the shots on this one and we all know how wild she can be. Since she's signed a deal to do her own thing with Danger Boy, I feel lucky that she agreed to come back and work for me. I wish her the best of luck with her new deal, and am sure it will be a winner. Ashley Shye's a petite blonde that only does videos part time, and this will be Pamela's first video appearance. I just hope they stay in the biz once Mila's done wreaking them. This vid's going to smoke. It's scheduled for release in May."

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Luke F-rd's two worlds of porno and Judaism rarely collide, but they did Friday night at synagogue. Luke ran into a friend of his who attended Yavneh Hebrew Academy (an Orthodox day school) with porn star Mila. He also gave (off-camera) Mila her first experience of anal sex.

I also saw Friday night a porn production manager who wanted to know if I was going to slander my friends in synagogue the same way I slander his friends in Porn Valley.

Saturday night I sat in on Michael Raven's shoot Principles of Lust at the Lacey Street Studios (where several shoots are taking place simultaneously, including one for Black TV). The lush production values, abundant catering and crew, and the elaborate set-ups reminded me of the Michael Ninn New Wave Hookers 5 shoot I attended at the same site in the Spring of 1996.

By the time I left at 12:30 AM, Raven had been on set for over seven hours but had yet to shoot a sex scene.

In Principles of Lust, Michael's wife Sydney Steele plays a reporter investigating an underground sex club. She starts off innocently but becomes mentally involved with club owner Donovan played by Raven. Sydney eventually gets sucked into this dark world of adultery, orgies and the auctioning of virgins.

Friday night's shoot lasted 16 hours, featuring sex scenes between Herschel Savage and Alysson Chains, Alec Metro with Sydney Steel, Anita Cannibal and Renee LaRue.

In the snack room Saturday night, I meet newcomer Kate Lee, 5'2" and her 5'7" husband Bodine who also performs on camera. A few months ago, he took pictures of her naked, looked at them, and declared, 'you're more beautiful than most of the women in these asian magazines. I'm going to submit you.' Jim South got pictures as well, and in late January, 1999, Kate jumped into porno.

Luke to Bodine: "Doesn't it bother you having other men have sex with your wife?"

Bodine, who works during the day as an accountant: "Not at all, because I know that she is coming home with me. It's all acting. She may say, 'oh, I love you," but she's thinking, 'I hate this guy. He has bad breath.' I know how finicky she is."

Married for two years, Kate (Chinese) is a mother and a fulltime college student. "I was pre-med but I can't stand the sight of blood, so now I'm majoring in computer science."

Kate's parents don't yet know about her new career while Bodine's parents are deceased.

Luke: "They're looking down at you from heaven."

Bodine: "I'm sure they are. 'Way to go, son. Hit it hard, hit it right.'"

Bodine and Kate met through the internet in 1996. On the first day they met in person (early 1997), they decided to move in together. Bodine took a month off work to cater to her every need. They married quickly.

On her internet profile, Kate said she wanted a man 24 - 27, who was at least 5'9". Bodine, who's mainly American Indian, is 32, and only 5'7".

Tall busty blonde Maya Divine, a stripper since 1992, entered porn at the 1999 CES after meeting Nic Cramer and Michael Raven.

"I want to get back into featuring because it would be fun to meet people who enjoyed my work [porn videos]... It would be great meeting people who are making me who I am..."

Luke: "And it [porn] will increase your income [from feature dancing] too."

Maya: "Definitely, and that's what I really want to do. The sooner that I can get the costumes that I need, the sooner I will be on the road. I just moved out here from Florida. It's all about time and money, trying to get things going.

"Right now I'm just looking for work. I mainly want to do high-end feature films and avoid the low-end stuff. I prefer to stick to things that are pretty. I will not do a scene with more than one man."

A dark handsome stranger walks up to Luke: "Remember me, Cameron? You're from Australia. I remember you. You were so aggressive about getting ahead in your career. It'd be a shame if you gave up acting."

It turns out that I met Cam in 1994 while I was pursuing a mainstream acting career. Cam's on set tonight with his friend Kendra, who's working as a make-up artist.

Maya: "I've had breast implants (silicone) since 1992 and I changed them in 1998. I'm going to change them again because I've had some difficulties with my last augmentation."

Divine stands 5'6 and measures 36D-24-36.

Production manager Mark Webb: "I had Maya and her husband Eric at my house for dinner. I loaned them a TV. My wife Keri is a manicurist and Keri did her nails. We've been trying to keep them on an even keel."

Luke: "Did you guys get into bed together and have an orgy?"

Maya: "No.

"When I was at the show [CES], I didn't know anybody. I went to all the booths...and I had people drag me from booth to booth all day. People I didn't want to work with, tried harder. The people I did want to work with were very polite and nice but they weren't 'ohmigod, I have to have you.' I had to work my own way in.

"I met Bruce [Sin City producer] and Michael Raven. Michael asked what I would do and not do... And he asked me to come back to LA with him.

"I happen to be married [for less than a year, but together with Eric for three years]. I kept my husband up to date as much as possible. And it was scarey because my husband was not exactly thrilled... He didn't mind the girl stuff, but he refused to accept the boy stuff [his Mrs. getting boned on camera by men]. It was a difficult transition.

"I was in LA for a week alone before my husband came over and I stayed with Michael Raven and his wife. But I have to admit that from the day that I got there, everyone that I have worked with... It's so strange, everyone is very generous, helpful and polite... The business surprised us. My husband thought it would be easier if people were rude and strung-out [to shun porn]. If I ever needed something, there was someone to help me. If I needed an advance, here, go ahead...

"I have Michael Raven to thank for everything. He introduced me to everyone. I wouldn't be where I am except for the fact that he brought me over here and took me around."

Luke: "How is your husband coming around on this?"

Maya gives a rueful laugh: "My husband, yeah... It's been difficult... We're much in love but we are not swingers. Most of the couples we've met [in porn] are swingers. He wants to protect me but there will be times [on set] when he can't be there... And that gets to him.

"My husband and I have been f---ing crazy this past week. We play role-playing games. We act like we're different people. It's sick and twisted but it's great. Wednesday night he bound me to the bed. We had sex for nine hours. We couldn't get enough of each other. I'm walking around sore. Nic Cramer told me, 'if you're going to work, could you please save yourself for me.' My husband is the best, no one can compare with him in bed.

"Work is work to me. My husband is everything to me. He's come on the set a couple of times with me but he did not stay. We prefer that he not be around when we do work. He's only seen me work with one guy and he had a very difficult time. It's about him keeping himself from saying certain things... He deals with it the best he can and I deal with it the best I can and we do our best not to say anything to make each other upset."

Luke: "Is this worth jeopardizing your marriage over?"

Maya: "Nothing is worth jeopardizing our marriage over. We've had that discussion hundreds of times. It boils down to this - every individual has a choice about what they want to do in life. It's not up to anyone else to stop them. I would not stop my husband [Eric Masterson] from doing anything he wants to do, and that includes the business. He's trying to work his way in... And I expect the same. And if he had stopped me from doing what I wanted to do, which is to be the best at something, then it would build resentment and that's not healthy...

"The only person who I was told didn't like my look was [director] Brad Armstrong from Wicked."

Luke: "Have you and Eric worked together?"

Maya: "No one will let us and that upsets us. We can name five different couples in the industry who work together... I can do a much hotter scene with him than anyone. I'll be even nastier. I will only do anal with my husband. He's got good wood and a great pop.

"I get no physical pleasure from what I do [infront of the camera]. It's all about work. It's about getting it over with and done. Now I will always put forth my best to make things look good, but my real sex life is at home.

"I've never had an orgasm on camera and I don't expect to. My orgasm comes from being in love. If I do have an orgasm, it will be with a girl.

"I have no family. My stepfather killed my mother when I was 16. I met my real father a couple of years ago and we got along for about a year. He hurt my feelings at my wedding..."

Mandy Baer, followed around by her pit bull Ellie May, is the art director for the shoot. She worked as talent for six months as Mandy Frost, appearing in 22 hardcore videos (including Incognito). Then she fell in love with a long-haired man behind the scenes, Jimmy Baer, (a five year porn crew veteran).

"I had conflicts with the industry... It was fun while it lasted. Love and a good man is more important than money and fame. Jimmy's great in bed."

Jimmy got a hernia on a VCA shoot late last year. He was booked to work on Michael Raven's December White Rabbit shoot. Asked to recommend a replacement, he named his girlfriend Mandy.

Ernie works behind the scenes with meticulous cinematographer Jane Waters. Ernie's married to porn star Kelly O'Dell who spends much of her time  stripping in clubs. Ernie has worked for 25 years with Stu Segall, the pornographer turned mainstream producer (Silk Stalkings etc).

Mark Webb introduces me to Venese Kong, who was in the 1985 Playboy magazine that starred Madonna. She now works as a production manager on Playboy video shoots.

Megan Riley did her first blow job scene last night and tonight she's scheduled to do her first penetration scene. A stripper at Deja Vu for three weeks, the 21-year old appears nervous.

Raven uses a makeshift rainmaker out of PVC pipe and sprinklers to shoot a couple of pick-ups outside and some dialogue. It takes six hours. "Yes, the average jerker at home may not appreciate this," explains Raven, "but the cable market will. There is no better stroke material than a good gonzo but the cable market demands better production value."

Charmaine Star, a 5'1 Asian girl, has done 14 videos and a couple of magazines during her two months in porn.

Highlights from www.geneross.com:

3/15/99 edition

Kristen says that, "Luke F-rd tries to f--- all the porn stars. That's the only reason why he does the site. That's what Ford told me and Matt when he first started."

Rodger Jacobs is authoring a magazine piece called "The Last Days of Luke F-rd." Jacobs' contention is that Ford's site has been reduced to cut-and-paste postings with the emergence of geneross.com.

Marc Wallice: "We're getting a lawyer, and I'm going after everybody who has defamed me. This is enough. I've gone out of my way, and I've proven it that I'm not responsible for this, whatever it is. I didn't fake any tests. Luke F-rd, Ron Jeremy...get off my f---ing back. This will take some toll on the industry. I'm being told, Mark, 'They didn't care about the business. f--- them. After 17 years, man. I'm going to inform Luke F-rd of this and shove that yarmulke up his f---ing ass."

3/12

Sources say that Playboy Magazine was actually considering having Luke F-rd cover the XRCO show for them. Apparently the mag backed off when informed about Ford's over-inflated legend. "We didn't know THAT," one honch at the mag was quoted as saying, "we just knew him by reputation."

...the hottest rumor going around now links Luke F-rd [l-keford.com ] romantically with Sylvia Boots. Boots starred in Attack of the 50 Ft. Tranny.

"Run with it," says Ford although he isn't quite sure who Boots is.

Ford, according to Hustler's Mike Albo, has been "banned" from future Hustler Hollywood events. Albo said that Marc Medoff was showing him some photos of a recent Hustler event, and, lo and behold, Ford was in some of the pix.

Albo: "I'm looking threw the shots, and there's a picture of Luke dressed up like a little Australian schoolboy. I'm going, 'How the f--- has this guy even been getting in?' "

Supposedly Ford's ban has something to do with an interview he posted several days ago with Theresa Flynt that, allegedly, contained a lot of misinformation. "He's never showing up at the store again," says Albo, "and if he does, he'll be summarily ejected."

Ford wasn't aware of the ban but says it could be possible. "I got a call from Theresa Flynt who was trying to find the interview on my site. I have a very cruel critic over there in Mike Albo. It makes sense." Ford also admits his posting of an industry "ethics ratings" on his site in recent days was "one of the stupidest moves I ever made."

Ford: "That cost me a lot of sources. Actually, it was a reaction to the geneross.com site where you have most of the news now covered. I'll have to leave that kind of reporting up to you." Ford said he's going to concentrate on profiles and commentary.

3/10

Did Luke F-rd Attract Yahoo Wackos?

They have very colorful nicknames. There's raincityman 21, nastypigboy, sonofpigboy, La Jolla Dick, bigdaddydude, poopersnooper 15 and mediaexpert. And they're all apparently experts on the fates and fortunes of New Frontier Media, an adult company out of Boulder, Colorado. New Frontier Media is a publically-held company listed on NASDAQ. [NASDAQ:NOOF]

In fact, if you go to the Yahoo! Financial page and the NOOF chat room featuring commentary on New Frontier Media, http://messages.yahoo.com/?action=q&board=NOOF, you'll probably find out more about the company that you'd really care to know.

Action began heating up on the site last week when Luke F-rd posted its address. Until then, the site was calm and placid, featuring what most financial sites usually feature - highbrow chats about the stock and future growth of a company. Now it's Dodge City. What's happened in the last week has turned into a lowbrow, Three Stooges pie-throwing melee of name-calling, threats, and gypsy curses. The postings on NOOF have shot up like the company stock, leading one to suspect that any publicity is good publicity.

It all began with the filing of the J.P. Lipson lawsuit against New Frontier Media and company heads Mark Kreloff and Michael Weiner. AVN reported on the suit, and Luke F-rd reported on AVN's reporting of it. But Ford went one better. He put in the link to the Yahoo! chat site.

Call it coincidence, but things haven't been the same way since.

[Nici] Sterling disputes rumors which surfaced at the XRCO awards show
last Thursday that she's going to sue Luke F-rd. Sterling's been a
hot topic of conversation because her name's the same as an
outcall agency that's been getting a lot of play on Ford's site. [That
particular agency is run by a woman named Michelle.]

Sterling: "That's not my site, and I'm very annoyed about the things
he's [Ford] said about me. I don't know anyone else in America who
spells their name, "Nici.' We spoke about it [a lawsuit] to some
people, tongue-in-cheek. We're not planning one. If he [Ford]
continues then yeah, we might think about something. At the
moment it's the same old rubbish. I'm ignoring it and getting on. This
hasn't caused me any harm except Luke F-rd. Luke F-rd has been
nasty to a lot of people. Something should be done about him. I'm
not the person that's going to take on that responsibility. I think it
needs to be a joint decision."

After another long-winded diatribe where Kelly Jade, step-mother of
Kendra Jade, purports to give Luke F-rd the skinny on the Jerry
Springer scandal and John T. Bone's role in it, Kendra Jade wound
up refuting her step-mother's testimony. Bone's actually more sick of
the whole issue than appreciative of Jade's defense gesture.

Bone: "I'm annoyed that this is up at all. I'm sick to f---ing death
that every day, starting my day out, I'm denying the latest round of
rumors. Particularly when it's the same f---ing story, over and over
again. I have to deal with another idiot [Kelly Jade] telling the world
that I'm f---ing Kendra. How many times do I have to tell people that
it's absolutely true, I'm f---ing Kendra. It's all true. What's next?
Move on. 'Do you know that John's f---ing Kendra?' If you don't
you're, obviously a moron. It's posted every f---ing second day. I'm
sick of the whole issue. I openly declare, 'Yes, it's absolutely true.'
Would that be the end of it? Tomorrow I'll read another story about
somebody calling up Luke F-rd telling him, 'Do you know that John's
been f---ing Kendra?' It's noon. With any luck I'll start work within the
next hour."

3/8

Hustler editor Mike Albo called to congratulate the new geneross.com website. "It's about time somebody shut that that little Australian bastard [Luke F-rd] down," said Albo. "I think he's a cocksucker. Word has to get out that this guy's a loser, and people who don't know any better are considering him to be an expert. He's not. He doesn't know anything. He's a moron."

Luke Feels "Stung"

Luke F-rd feels like he's been bitten in the ass at least twice on
stories posted last week on the new geneross.com website. The
stories involved Nude World Order and Rodger Jacobs resigning at
New Rave magazine, presumably, because Luke was sniffing for
the job.

Ford confessed this to pal Jacobs. Jacobs, of course, conveyed the
news.

Jacobs: "Luke feels 'stung' and that's a direct quote. I talked to him
Friday morning. He's feeling so f---ing dejected. The funny part is,
when I gave Luke the story originally about me resigning from New
Rave, he knew the whole reason. He was protecting his own ass. He
just ran my statement about my quitting because the money wasn't
there, but didn't run the whole story. He said, 'well, I guess we need
to pay attention to that 'Nothing is Off the Record' header on his
[Ross'] page.' He [Ford] really sounded like he was dealing with a
direct threat."

3/5

John Bone got a call Thursday night from Hustler editor Mike Albo. Albo, in a "I told you so about Luke F-rd" manner, asked Bone to do a piece for the magazine about his so-called prolific sex life which is being chronicled by Luke F-rd.

Bone: "As much as I hate it. I still find myself supporting Luke F-rd's First Amendment rights to lie about me. I support the First Amendment, but now I'm a victim of it."

Bone said Ford's justification for posting some bogus stories about him on his site in the last day or so was the fact that Ford had a Thursday appointment with his shrink and felt compelled to get something, anything up, to beat Gene Ross to the punch. (Ford in a phone conversation with Ross admitted this.]

Bone: "He [Ford] put on his site yesterday that Rob Spallone threatened to beat me with a baseball bat. I called Rob Spallone. Rob said, 'I never did that!' I tell Ford, 'Spallone's your best f---ing friend!' You've put it up twice now. Have you ever asked him if it was true. Spallone called him and told him it wasn't true. So he [Ford] gets a call from his best friend, but he still prints twice on his site an absolute f---ing lie. I ask him why. He [Ford] says, 'I saw Gene Ross' site that morning and I had to get the story up before him.' So now it doesn't matter. You got to be up faster. It's a race to be the first on the Internet.

"Two of my personal heroes are Larry Flynt and Al Goldtsein. They were fearless in their fight for first amendment rights, thus spawning Luke's Ford right to publish unsubstantiated lies about me. Over the last two days I've been victimized as a rapist, a sexual predator, as HIV positive, and as a homosexual. All of this on the words of Brick Majors [who as yet to return calls] an actor I have refused to hire on many occasions, and Raven McCall. On Wednesday, Luke F-rd told the world that I had tried to rape Kristen. She called him and told him it wasn't true. I asked Ford to send me this stuff in the future so that I could point out the inaccuracies before he published. Thursday, Ford sent me another story full of inaccuracies but published before I could defend myself."

Is Luke F-rd Giving Up His Website for New Rave?

Did or didn't Rodger Jacobs quit his editorial post at New Rave?
Depends who you talk to. Yoram Dohan, the publisher of New Rave
says, no. Rodger Jacobs, its editor, says yes.

Luke F-rd ran a story on his site [Feb. 26] stating that Jacobs
resigned. Ford quoted Jacobs as saying, "The money simply isn't
there to hold my interest any longer."

Luke F-rd's recent conversations with New Rave Publisher Yoram
Dohan may have had a very direct bearing on editor Rodger
Jacobs' decision to leave the magazine.

Story on the street was that Ford inquired about the job and was
offered an opportunity to "audition" for it by doing a write up of New
Rave's party last week. Jacobs was supposed to have gotten wind
of the fact that Ford was getting paid more for that one assignment
than Jacobs would make the entire month [$350] for putting the mag
together. Jacobs supposedly left in a huff.

Ford: "That's about 50% true. I went to New Rave to get a pass to
their party. I had no intention of writing for them. Then Yoram hit me
up and asked if I wanted to write for them. I said, 'yeah, but you have
to pay me.' I knew what Roger was making."

Ford says he was contacted by Dohan earlier this week asking Ford
if he'd like to write a feature article for the magazine. [Dohan and
Ford are also supposed to meet on the matter of Ford taking over
the book.] Ford says he'd be interested in taking the editorial
assignment provided that he get compensated for what he'd have to
give up with his website. Ford says he was told by Dohan he'd be
given twice that.

Ford: "I relayed that to Rodger who's a friend of mine. I always like
to make him feel good."

3/4

Russ Hamsphire: "I'm Going to Ream Luke F-rd a New Asshole!"

VCA's Russ Hampshire was a little annoyed about comments attributed to porn performer Kristen about the operations of VCA during the CES. Kristen was addressing issues about porn stars who allegedly take side jobs as hookers.

Kristen is quoted in a story as saying, "You know how they have those little booths, where you can close the door. The VCA booth and stuff. Well, those porn stars would go in there with fans and take pictures and give blowjobs and stuff and people would take pictures of them to have proof and then they would pay the porn stars."

Hampshire was even more annoyed that VCA's name got dragged into an issue in which it wasn't involved.

Hampshire: "I was going to call Luke F-rd and ask him what this was. I don't know what they're talking about. That never happened at my booth. I'm going to ream him a new asshole for printing it. That does not happen at my booth."

Bone Answers "Rape" and HIV Charges; Kristen Says Luke F-rd Story is "Bulls---"

John T. Bone said that Kristen was "horrified" at a story that said Bone had sexually assaulted her. Kristen, according to Bone, was calling Luke F-rd to tell him the March 3 story appearing on his site about Bone sexually assaulting her was "bulls---." Also riled by the statement attributed to performer Brick Majors that he [Bone] refuses to take an HIV test, Bone e-mailed Ford and said he [Bone] was going to get an HIV test. That Ford was welcome to accompany Bone.

Bone said he later went on to Ford's site, only to find a Ford comment stating that Bone was going to get his "first ever" HIV test.

"I went f---ing nuts," said Bone. Bone called Ford and told him to take the comment down, that it was outrageous. Bone said Ford assured him he would do so. Bone then asked Ford if he [Ford] had talked to Kristen. According to the story Bone got from Ford, Kristen was very "uncomfortable" with Bone during the January CES show and that she offered to give Bone a backrub instead of sex.

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From www.theonion.com: "LOS ANGELES--Detachment and boredom were very nearly concealed Monday when 1.5 ounces of semen were ejaculated into the face of adult-film star Brittany Silk, 20, on the set of Butt-f--- Sluts Go Nuts Vol. 31, forthcoming from Mustang Entertainment. "Brittany really did a great job with that scene," director Rodney Campos said. "She practically made it look like she loved having [co-star] Rick [Steed] shoot his hot, steaming load all over her face."

wolcott@mindspring.com writes about Jon King: "There is still a great deal of interest in this deceased porn star - who died in Santa Fe, New Mexico at the tender age of 32 years in March, 1995. I have created a club on yahoo!clubs for Jon King and as of now, I have 23 members mostly young people, which really surprises me because Jon was a porn star beginning in the early 1980s.

"Is it possible somehow to meet people through your forum who knew Jon
and could express their feelings/thoughts about him? I must tell you - of all the thousands of porn stars, Jon King really seemed to stand out not just in body, face, and dick, but in personality as well... One person who did meet Jon said that he was such a sweet fellow with a southern accent, it was hard to believe he was in porn.

"If this will help, Jon's real name was John Nelson Gaines and he was
born in Jacksonville, Florida. Chi Chi LaRue worked with him... One person had written that Jon was tense - but I'm not sure what he meant by that."

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Dana writes on the rec.arts.movies.erotica (RAME) newsgroup:

First of all, how come whenever a mainstream Hollywood star winds up bouncing in and out of rehab (Charlie Sheen, Robert Downey Jr.) his or her fans say, "Everyone makes mistakes" or "We all have bad times in our lives". However when a porno star (usually female) OD's some people say stuff like "You see, another pretty young girl who went into porn gets made into a junkie by that evil industry" or "Who cares, aren't all porno stars drug addicts?".

Second, I would like to thank Wicked Pictures and Vivid Video for bringing out my bi side I never knew existed. To date me and my husband have had five 3-ways with a female friend of mine from work. I wouldn't say that I'm an even 50/50 though. You could say that I'm a 70/30 in favor of males.

Third, after watching The Voyeur #2 (a must see according to Patrick Riley) I became curious as to what a facial feels like. I requested one and have enjoyed them ever since. However there are rules. Don't get it in my eyes or hair, and you must wipe or lick it off a minute or two after you are empty. My husband likes the taste of his own cum just as much as I do. According to Gallery magazine cum is not only a good source of natural protien, but it also has sucrose in it which is a form of natural sugar. In the current issue of Playboy magazine there is a report on oral sex. The question is does oral sex end at the alter? Me and my husband got married in a court room over 3 years ago and we both still love giving and recieving oral sex. It's so nice to give my man a blowjob and swallow every last drop, and then have him go down on me and give me 3 blended clitoral/G spot orgasms. In the process of going down on me he becomes fully erect again and after lubing up it's time for intercourse.

Fourth, I would like to thank the many actresses who have done DP's on film to spark my own DP fantasy. To date I have been DP'ed twice by my husband and a mutual friend of ours. I started doing anal in my late teens. I have yet to do a DPP though. I must point out that I prefer watching normal porno movies and the only violent porno movie I have ever watched is Waterpower. I did not find the movie erotic and when it comes to sex my husband likes it when the woman is in charge. After watching Waterpower I told my husband to get a little rough with me for once. What he did was tie my wrists to my ankles blindfold me and f--- me doggy style on the living room floor. Now we can easily take turns as to who is submissive and who is dominant.

Finally, years ago the only women who liked porn were the women that were in porn. Thank god times have changed, and thank god there are men out there who have the courage to ask their partners if they would like to watch a porno movie with them. The moral of the story is, if a female porn star can do it, a female who isn't a porn star can do it too.