While www.geneross.com bothers itself with such tawdry matters as HIV positive Marc Wallice faking HIV tests, Luke got the scoop this afternoon from porn's hottest sensation - Kid Vegas. He and his buddy Johnny Toxic phoned and left messages while Luke, on his way to his therapist, got rear-ended by a big black guy. Thankfully, Luke drives an armored tank and was unhurt. The offender suffered only moderate front end damage.
Message: "Yeah Luke F-rd, this is Johnny Toxic phoning in. I'd like to say hello to all my fans. I love everybody. It's great, uhh life, being on drugs and being Johnny Toxic and everyone being jealous and calling your web site. If anybody wants to get drunk with me or do drugs... Or hang out with me and my limo... Hang on, Kid Vegas is on crack and getting excited...
"We had tons of people in the limo... We had Chuck Martino and Kid Sparkle. People love us. People want to hang around us and be near us. You can check us out at the Rainbow [on Sunset Blvd] or the limo or the Kid Vegas store in Vegas.
"I wanted to express my appreciation for being nominated for Best New Amateur director by the Cannes Film Festival. The reviews and the critics speak for itself. Again, I'm nominated at Cannes and who are you?"
Next message: "This is Kid Vegas. I'm calling from Johnny Toxic's house. I wanted to say hi to all my fans. I got 3000 letters yesterday. I hope everyone will appreciate the fine art work coming out next month [The Whoremaster]... Viva Kid Vegas. That's what everyone will be singing in March, uhh, not in March...ahh, yeah... May.
"I'm a little stoned right now and so I'm f---ed up in thinking right now with dates. This is really good weed. Thanks Luke F-rd, you're a great guy. I hope to meet you soon. Maybe I will buy you a house. Maybe we'll all move in together one day near the beach. We're going to send you some T-shirts. Later."
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At the Brussells Erotic Fair in Belgium, Rocco Siffredi won Best Actor and Kate Moore Best Actress.
AJB writes on the newsgroup rec.arts.movies.erotica:
I've been a busy beaver hunter lately, having just seen a few porn stars visiting Toronto clubs in the last month or so. This Monday March 8 I saw Victoria Paris at Deja Vu (near the Toronto airport) and today (Tuesday) I checked out Norma Jeane at a north central Toronto club called Charly T's.
----- Victoria Paris: I've never been a big big fan but she made me blow a couple loads over the years... seem to recall a good scene with Ray Victory once. Anyway, I had to see her and get a polaroid pic because she is a "legend of porn". I guess I'm just a tireless porn historian; it has nothing to do with naked babes.
There were surprisingly few people at the club but the owner tells me this is just because they are starting up their new format and have only done a little advertising. Dare I suggest that there aren't many Toronto fans of Victoria? Naw! Because there were so few people there, Victoria didn't have much crowd enthusiasm to play with but she did the best she could, tossing out pussy rubbed t-shirts, posters, porno playing card decks, etc. Victoria didn't have any kind of high energy dance show, she mainly relied on her big hooters and big jiggling buns. Some poured goo on her breasts, slowly rubbed in, gave me the first tinglings of lust but otherwise there wasn't a lot of heat there.
My most notable impression was the size of Victoria's butt. It was so big I could have used it for a table to hold my drink. I'm not saying I'm completely against that. There is something to be said for big air bag bubble buns -- depends on your mood and inclinations and general butt affinity. I like it well enough. After the show I talked to her for a few minutes and she was quite friendly and seemed to be a fairly intelligent woman. Of all things, we talked about the stock market and the Y2K problem. I really wanted her opinion on monster facials and gaping holes but, as usual, I was too shy to ask. She takes a great picture and is very pretty on film but I hardly recognize her as the same person when I see her up close. I wonder if she's a stealth pornstar who has some kind of cute shield which activates at 2 metres and beyond.
---- Norma Jeane [who reportedly has been doing the club owner and others]: lush, big knockers COMPLETELY NATURAL. During her show she wet herself down and let some of us spray her with water from a spray bottle. I shot the water right at her pussy lips and Norma squealed with delight. Norma sure does a lot of squealing, which is music to my ears. At this bar, they played Norma Jeane f--- scenes on a video monitor as she danced. There I was, seeing her thick lips suck down man meat while she got slowly naked in front of me. Her songs were in the theme of Marilyn Monroe: they played that song "I want to be loved by you, by you, and nobody else but you. Boop boopy do!"
The best moment was when she got wet and started rubbing her rubber ducky on her tits and belly. Eventually she slipped a ducky into her pussy and pretended to hump it. More squeals. After the show, she sold me a polaroid and one of her video tapes "Dr. Rear" for $30 (Canadian). I think that was a half-decent deal. Her demeanour was all business but she had a warm smile. I asked her what she did before she was in the adult business and she answered, "I was nude modelling since I was 17".
I wanted to ask her how it felt to have Sean Micheal's black tube steak crammed up her ass, but, once again, I was just too shy. When we took the polaroid, I got my hands over her lovely boobs. Very soft and smooth. A moment after the camera flash, she ground her buns into my crotch for a second and then stepped away to sign the photo. Much appreciated, Norma. Norma had trouble spelling my name and couldn't quite imagine what the accent in my French sounding name might possible be for. (She struck me as being just a little "dense" shall we say.) She asked if I had seen any of her movies and I said, "Well, there was a pool scene with Sean Micheal I was wondering about..." but I couldn't bring out the rest of the idea. (Apparently, this scene is in Dr. Rear.) Then Norma Jeane's butch-lesbo assistant led Norma out of there before I could propose a private dance. End of story.
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From www.davecummings.com:
Remember Lauryl Canyon, Mega-Superstar from the late 80’s? Well, she’s back, and is she SCORCHING HOT!! Still looking like 25 years old, she and I teamed up for her cumback scene a couple of weeks ago; it was such a great scene that I immediately stopped the editing of "Sex Fun" so I could insert her scene for the late-April release of the debut of this new series. She was so good that I filmed two scenes with her that day, and two more a few days later---they will be in future releases of "Dirty Dave, The Sugardaddy" and "Sex Fun". She and I subsequently car-pooled together from San Diego to Los Angeles for the recent XRCO (X-Rated Film Critics) Awards Show where she was readily recognized and welcomed back by the biggest names in the business. The media loves her, and she was more than willing to pose with my dick (and others) in her mouth and hands---she also posed while munching pussy. Lauryl Canyon absolutely loves having sex. She was performing oral sex on me for most of the two-hour drive back to San Diego.
On the set of "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol. 8" last week, I was fortunate to work with Laurie Holmes, the widow of John Holmes; with new starlet Donita; and, with Houston sensation Shasta (who is an extremely enjoyable porn star--especially for her "BJ" talents--the big-name studios are booking her like crazy).
This year’s XRCO Awards Show was held on March 4th and was attended by almost every important person in the Adult Industry. Wicked Films filmed the event and had Stephanie Swift and Jonathan Morgan interviewing attendees as they arrived; AVN’s Paul Fishbein, Gene Ross, Tod Hunter, and Mark Kernes were everywhere, as was Luke F-rd, and the Talking Blue gentlemen; Jim Enright and Jim Holiday expertly ran the actual show, along with Harvey Grind of Adam film World; socializing before the show were Luc Wylder, Alexandra Silk, Ed Powers, Missy and Mickey G., Nikita Ka$h, Paul Thomas, Jenna Jameson, Randy West, Stacy Valentine, Sean Michaels, Seymore Butts and Alisha Klass, Valentino, Shasta, Dick Nasty, Shane, Mr Marcus, Mila, Laurie Holmes, Donita, Sindee Coxx, Chloe, Tom Byron, Peter North, Jewel De’nyle, T.T. Boy, Mark Davis and Kobe Tai, Jim South, Randee Lee, Steve Drake, Katie Gold, Max Hardcore, Tony Montana, Scotty Schwartz, Ron Jeremy, Shayla LaVeaux, Toni Marino, Shay Sweet, J.J. Michaels, Shanna McCullough, Taylor Moore, Nikita, Misty Rain, Sydnee Steele, Nici Sterling, Wild Oscar, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, and many others!
On March 6th, Fallen Angel Entertainment held a gala opening, hosted by the Hustler-Hollywood folks, for the release of Alexandra Silk’s "Silk Ties. Wearing little more than the bra, panties, and silk ties they wore in the actual video were Felicia, Shayla LeVeaux, Melanie Stone, Dee, Doomy Moore, Inari Vachs, and Alexandra Silk. Facing the inside of the classy Hustler store, the girls signed autographs and posed for photos for the hundreds on fans inside, while hundreds of tourists outside (on Sunset Boulevard) stared in the windows and enjoyed the back sides of the beautiful adult film stars. Even the police parked their cars and stared endlessly! Various television networks, photographers, and magazines covered the event (AVN’s Tod Hunter, a very congenial, personable, intelligent, and gentlemanly individual was constantly smiling—--as was Frederic Bien of Playboy!) Besides members of the Flynt Family who stopped by, also in attendance were Luc Wylder and Gigi Appleton of Fallen Angel Entertainment, Shane Tyler, Randy West, Miss Sharon Mitchell, Ed Powers, Luke F-rd, Sasha Gabor, George Kaplan, Stacy Valentine, Julian, and others!
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Some porn fans on RAME
want to know about scenes where girls vomit while giving a BJ. Critic
Pat Riley replies: "This is known as a "rainbow shower" and can be seen
in Intimate Action #1 1983 from Intact Productions where Annie Sprinkle
vomits on Norman Jackson in the course of a BJ. Lots of luck getting
the movie but you could try Annie's website (of which I don't know the
URL before you ask). "As to it's legality, nothing except kiddie porn
is per se illegal however it's really up to an individual jury to decide
whether vomiting on a guy is considered outside of community standards.
I think most people would just find it gross. "As an aside, if vomiting
interest you, the drunk tank at the local lock up probably has a few
cases every Saturday night or you could try the emergency room. There's
also a movie with Jamie Gillis (figures) called Too Many Pieces where
the girl he's about to screw heaves her guts up. He makes her sit in
it while he screws her. And then there's the Zane wonder, Sorority Sluts
Passed Out, where some frat boys get Marki (a girl) drunk and when she
upchucks all over the floor, they push her head into it and screw her."