Rob Spallone's annoyed with the Sharon Mitchell article in the 10/98 AVN which gives the veteran porn star credit for lowering the prices of the PCR DNA to $85. Rob says the credit for that price belongs solely to himself.
Rob said lots of other things about Sharon which I can't repeat as it is the day after Yom Kippur and I want to keep my language (and slate of sins) clean.
In the article, Mitchell blames this web site for driving her back into the nurturing arms of nicotene. Rob told me something about Sharon sticking the magazine AVN up her "ass cunt," which I thought was an insensitive way of dealing with his anger.
My rabbi says that when feel angry with people, we should pause and dive deep inside to find the part of ourselves that feels threatened. I wonder what part of Rob Spallone feels threatened by Sharon Mitchell and her angels of mercy at AIM?
Luke spent Tuesday night and all of Wednesday in synagogue. It was Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement in the Jewish calendar. Several people told me that I seemed more grounded. In truth I'm just depressed from the well-deserved whacks I've received over the past few months.
As the rabbi spoke about purity, holiness and character development, Luke meditated on the virtues of commitment and tenacity. Meaning, as I explained to my Orthodox Jewish therapist this morning, I gained from Yom Kippur a renewed desire to keep writing on porn. At least until I have enough money to get enough therapy to straighten my life out, and get married to a nice Jewish girl.
Luke made it all the way through a break-the-fast party Wednesday night with religious friends without making any social gaffes that he's conscious of.
Pat Riley says: "All Viagra does is to stop the blood draining from your erection. It does nothing for people who can't get an erection due to low libido (testosterone may help here) nor does it affect the ejaculation (an electric probe would be the answer here if it doesn't hurt too much). So a porn star can keep it up for a long time with Viagra and have a rock-solid erection but if he can't ejaculate or just dribbles under normal circumstances, he'll do the same with Viagra.
"In Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes #23, Ed is going on with his usual inept attempts to get Allysin Chaynes to say that she loves older guys. He asks what's the oldest guy she has done and there's lots of umming and erring, but after some probing questions we find that it's Randy West in the Up And Cummers series. Not that they say the actual name but Ed gives us a nod and a wink. Then Ed asks how old she thinks he is and Allysin says she doesn't know but in a very innocent voice asks: "Are you old enough to be my Dad?" Woo, woo! That was most definitely NOT the answer Ed expected and he quickly abandoned that topic." (RAME)
Mike South says: "It is fairly common knowledge in the biz that VCA now requires all performers to be members of the Free Speech Coalition, if they aren't VCA docks their pay for the dues. My questions are: Is this practice legal? Does it jeopardize the FSC's tax exempt non-profit status?
"You know it's only a matter of time before 60 minutes or someone is gonna get a hold of a story about this biz and Gene Ross, Mark Kernes and others are gonna BEG for the day when Luke F-rd's journalism was considered a problem. If they think Luke is a problem wait till they have to deal with a real attack dog like Mike Wallace. Luke should be considered training........Go Luke....We need ya."
In late October Vivid will release the much awaited video The Return of Tori Welles. See the two page ad in the October AVN.
And there's lots of good reading in the 11/98 Hustler Erotic Video Guide (800-246-5133). Sid Deuce writes about me on page 25:
"Porn auteur Ed Powers has recently branched out of the smut trade and is in the process of reinventing himself as a radio talk-show host... His most recent show dealt with an Internet loser whose claim to fame has been the erroneous accusations that several healthy porn performers have tested positive for HIV and his revelation of performers' real names... Some people need to get their facts straight before they go spouting off about a person's health. And all this at a time when new girl Kristen is rumored to have tested positive, but no word about that on the Net. And some people have the nerve to call themselves "journalists.""
Sid also rants about Alec Metro and his girlfriend Raylene who supposedly (in Buffy Malibu's Nasty Girls 17) says: "Everybody keeps saying he's gay because he's so pretty. But he [Alec] was in full-on prison for five years and his best friend there was really masculine."
HEVG says that Rob Black's new contract girl Lizzie Borden spent eight years in a juvenile detention facility for killing her brother with an ax.
Pat Collins tells HEVG: "If you look at the number of sex acts that have occurred in this business over the last 20 years, and the number of infections that have occurred, it seems that the case is four of those infections came from one individual [Marc Wallice], and the other was a bad choice made by John Stagliano in Brazil."
A source: "Metro as a whole probably has more money than any company in the business. One particular producer with Metro has a very bad habit of promising people their checks before it's possible to pay them. The pay cycle takes two weeks for every in-house production. The money comes from the east coast office every week and then has to go through payroll. There are a lot of productions each week and producers really need to stay on top of it. Some of them don't unfortunately."
Another source rejoins: "If Metro is so flush why did they bounce a very large check to Fallen Angel? That's the excuse Fallen Angel gives for not paying people."
Jimmymac80 Predicts For 1999
Max Hardcore will accept an invitation to be the keynote speaker at NOW’s convention.
Sunset Thomas will begin a goodwill tour of Somalia. She’ll tell AVN, “Many people in third world countries have never even seen an adult video. Most of them will never get to meet a porn star. When you visit these places you realize that some things shouldn’t be taken for granted--like quality escort services. This is my chance to give something to help others.”
Mike South will release a hardcore video using exclusively hand puppets. The video will be titled, The Erotic Adventures of Kukla and Ollie, and will be hailed by AVN as a new direction in erotica. Mike will tell AVN in an interview, “I did this just to show fans that I have an artistic side too. I'm hoping this will appeal to that Michael Ninn/Andrew Blake crowd as well as gonzo porn fans.” When asked if fans may be upset by the fact the video contains only puppets having sex, Mike will say, “The fact that the puppets do not use condoms will make the fantasy work for them.”
Tina Tyler will appear in a hardcore video, “Hockey Night in Tina Tyler,” with CBC commentator Don Cherry. The sequel, “Grapes Does Tina,” will not be sold in Canada.
Juli Asheton, Jeanna Fine, Jon Dough, and Randy West will all leave porn to be on an NBC Must See TV Thursday Night Comedy called The Orange Grove. It will a light hearted, sexy comedy loosely based on the Anton Chekhov’s play, The Cherry Orchard.
Eden Rae’s production company will go bankrupt. Her decision to create a line of porn tapes specifically targeted at senior citizens, Viagranoid Productions, will be a disaster.
VCA will be purchased by Turner Entertainment. Ted Turner will start a new porn channel called TMT (Turner Masturbation Television). Jane Fonda will host the Saturday night gonzo show.
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Slime Square Swan Song?
Show World’s imminent demise and the Disneyfication of 42nd Street spells d-o-o-m for Times Square’s 30-year reign as the world’s foremost semen-producing region, experts warn!
Until recently, the thousands of peepshow booths lining this once-proud constellation of commercial carnality yielded more than a million cubic centimeters of crude semen each day.
“Few of the countless consumers who stabilized their restless flesh within scumatoria were ever afforded a glimpse of the technological wonders beneath Times Square’s once-shimmering streets of shame,” says Walter Hardgraves, a noted urban anthro-apologist and dealer in transgressive artifacts.
Like microscopic salmon returning to their spawning grounds, explained Hardgraves, gazillions of plasmic polliwogs—each bearing its own little parcel of caloric energy— poured in through peepshow grates throughout the district and sluiced down Teflon spillways into a vast underground complex of heat pumps and refineries where its biothermal energy was converted into enough steam pressure to drive turbines and electric generators.
In subterranean chambers where the neon never shined, pornography’s most precious by-product was processed into its many industrial and commercial applications.
According to Jack Archer, veteran projectionist at Show World’s fabled Triple Treat Theatre, the perplexing properties and promising possibilities of semen were first discovered in 1973, when Hilario “Kotex” Mendoza, a floorman at Mickey Zaffarano’s Pink Pussycat Cinema, observed that under certain conditions, puddles of the viscuous glandular exudate could be induced to mop themselves up.
Some scholars, who asked to not be identified, trace the emergent science of nanotechnology--of “smart”, sub-microscopic machines-- to a monograph Mendoza published in the June, 1973 issue of the journal “Liquid Waste Management” claiming that “the singularly self-mobile properties of this ambergris-like substance could be harnessed for such simple tasks as pulling a tiny buggy and sorting peas.” Mendoza’s application for National Science Foundation seed money was still pending when he vanished.
Adult-entertainment impressarios were not slow in rising to the challenge of erectoplasm as a means of benefiting mankind. “Kotex” Mendoza’s spirit lived on in the astonishing array of Time’s Square’s testicular technologies awaiting the eruptive offerings of modern masturbators.
By 1975, the auto-rejaculator—a “passive” flywheel technology utilizing both dribble and gravititational forces—had become the peep-show standard. Indeed, it was the prototype for the digital prostatic energy interface as we know it today. This latter device, an “active” technology, reacts not only to penile trajectory force, but to the flagellate velocity of the sperm cells themselves.
Digital rejaculation proved cost-effective as well.
According to recently declassified U.S. Department of Energy documents: “...typical Times Square semen source paid a surcharge of 25 cents per token per minute to underwrite the glandular exchange, a kind of public-private partnership that encouraged private sector investment....”
Theorizes Buddy Boothe, adjunct professor of spermodynamics at Pace College, “What, after all, are the metabolic origins of semen—if not an accelerated version of the process by which conventional fossil fuels were created, in which the work of eons is replicated in a single act of self-defilement”
By 1986, Times Square’s sperm production exceeded even that of Chechnya, where the precious substance, Boothe notes, is extracted at gunpoint.
Adds Boothe, “Semen offers all the advantages of petroleum and coal with none of their noxious, ecologically unsound emissions.
“Moreover, its dangers are as exaggerated as its reproductive uses. Even in an age when semen is increasingly not for internal use-- proper, prophylactic handling by qualified personnel ensures that such mishaps as the 1982 Show World Center meltdown are few and far between.
“Cheaper than cow manure, richer in methane than chicken droppings, and safer than bat guano—free-range semen’s cow-chicken-and-bat-friendly residue breaks down into a cruety-free emulsion of proteins, secondary metabolites, free radicals and a tofuti-like substance said to taste like halvah.”
Behind the Times Square redevelopement plan is one of the most supressed news stories ever. “Who masterminded this monstrous coverup?” hypothesizes Walter Hardgraves, the case-hardened conspiracy buff and aesthete provacateur. “You may be sure it’s the same vested interests that killed such environmentally sound alternatives as sun, wind and geothermal energy.”
Hardgraves points to the transnational petroleum and nuclear-power cartels whose lobbyists have hit savagely below the Beltway to ensure that the peacetime benefits of semen power never seen the light of day.
“Their stategy is to keep semen off the national agenda”, Hardgraves alleges, “and to “expose” pro-semen legislators as being not only pro-pornography but, even worse, as anti-Disney.”
Meanwhile, sanitized and silent, in the rodentine shadow of Mickey Mouse, there’s barely a trace of the user-friendly erotic etude that once made Times Square’s the hormonal heartland of alternative energy.
From the 9/29/98 Village Voice
"My wrist and back are killing me," laments former porn queen Mimi Miyagi. Though such a complaint might sound par for the course for someone with her experience, it's just as understandable coming from a full-time webmaster--or, in this case, webmistress. Miyagi is one of the more successful women who have left the sometimes dangerous adult-video biz to run their own sites. New Yorker Vanessa del Rio, a retired porn superstar from the '80s, will be hawking her site at the East Coast Video Convention in Atlantic City, which begins Tuesday. As both Miyagi and del Rio attest, carpal tunnel syndrome and faulty JavaScript are now the only occupational hazards they endure. And oh yeah, adds Miyagi, the internationally renowned heroine of films like Butthead Dreams and Anal Asians, "Debugging is a real pain in the ass."
Faced with sleazy producers and a heightened AIDS scare (four high-profile stars have tested HIV-positive this year), entrepreneurial starlets have been looking for a place where they can make money, head a business, and maybe even build self-esteem. They're finding it online. Yes, they say, it's neofeminism. "With the Net, we have full control," explains Miyagi. "We know how to program. We don't have to rely on these men anymore. We rely on the girls."
And when top stars like Miyagi and Asia Carrera--who recently quit the film industry because of the AIDS scare--leave for the Web, the old guard of porn takes notice. Adult Video News, an industry publication that sponsors an annual Oscars-inspired award show, will host its first Adult Internet Awards this month in Orlando. Paul Fishbein, publisher of AVN, says porn star sites are an inevitable part of the industry's evolution. Starlets are "always marketing themselves," he says. "They go on the road, they start fan clubs, now they have Web sites."
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Los Angeles's New Times giveaway paper in its 9/17 issue also profiled
various porn webmistresses.
Matt (murderbydeath@webtv.net) was moved by Max Extreme 2:
The third and last segment is called "Fresh Squeezed" and stars Molena and Victoria. Molena is a tall girl with pigtails( looks about 18) and is pretty cute with small to medium tits and a hairless pussy. Victoria is in her late 20's and is a pretty brunette with small tits (seen only shortly) and a nice tight ass. It starts off with Molena talking about guys to her girlfriend on the phone outside on a porch while Max is riding in his truck. Victoria (her step mother) comes out and chastises her about her phone usage and tells her to get a summer job like a lemonade stand! Yeah that sets up that schoolgirl storyline that will sure disturb some.
Max realizing his soda is all gone, he still is thirsty and while driving sees Molena's business venture for the summer. Molena sits at her stand sucking on a round lollipop, has her pigtails nicely done and has a short mini skirt.
You then here the old Cherry Popper/Hardcore Schoolgirl theme, "Pop Goes the Weasel" for about 15 seconds signifying Max is in the neighborhood!
He seems to be testing the waters a little bit at a time with bringing back that schoolgirl theme more and more which started with Hollywood Hardcore #1. I for one am glad he has the balls to bring this back. Max stops and buys some lemonade at 10 cents a cup but as she tells him 50 cents more will get him some liquor added that she has at side. Oh by the way as Max approaches the stand he sees her sign which is hanging in front of the table. It is torn right at the top and Max offers to pull it up and fix it. Of course he sneaks a peak at her panties under the table as he does this. And you thought he was being nice didn't you! He offers her a chance to make some real money as his assistant in the movie producing business, in other words be his f---hole for the day! He offers "five whole dollars" to her. She acts like that is more than her allowance for the month! She wants to get her backpack but he just tells her to leave it behind. She leaves with him but step mommy sees this and follows Max back to his house. Max admires her hairless pussy and then snaps some pictures but is inturupted by Molena's step mother at the door. Max immediately starts groping her to her delight. he then takes Victoria in living room with her step daughter. Max starts f---ing Molena's cunt while her step mother rubs her hairless coochie. Step mommy then eats her step daughter's cunt. Molena's legs are in the air with her panties hangin on. Victoria does some U.S. style fist f---ing (4 fingers) not deep at all to Molena. Max now f---s Molena in that same position and then RAC style while Victoria rubs her cunt again. He then f---s her face a little and saliva runs down her body. Max then breaks anal ground with the mother while molena puts some jelly like sex toy up her own snatch. You then have some A2m action from mother to daughter. Victoria then sticks the round lollipop up Molena's ass then to Molena's mouth. I loved that! She sucks on the lollipop for the remainder of the scene. Max does Molena in the ass then shoots his wad on her face the she makes some cum bubbles. she also drools it into her step mother's mouth but Victoria seems to not like it and pulls her face up fast.
Victoria then tells her step daughter, "We better get home before daddy does". Molena was not very enthusiastic but she wasn't reluctant at all. She just seemed amazed about the whole thing. A couple of so called disturbing points: Max never does ask Molena how old she is (which isn't necessary anyway IMO because at the beginning of video it states all over 18), he included step incest, and he played up the little girl theme a lot with props and that great "Pop goes the Weasell" song.