Thursday, July 12th, 2001

Shayla LaVeaux Chat

Steph writes: We had a fantastic chat with Shayla LaVeaux last night. She was down-to-earth, honest, and a lot of fun. Below are some excerpts from the chat. You can view the whole transcript here.

Adult DVD Talk: Brandon says: Shayla, its really nice to meet you. I was wondering what is your favorite movie you've done with Jim Holliday?

Shayla LaVeaux: oh no, that's a hard one....he's someone that I just finished shooting with the day before yesterday. It's called Midnight Librarian. My favorite Jim Holliday movie and series is Sorority Sex Kitten because I was in #1 through #5. The series spans my whole career. Longevity!!!!

Adult DVD Talk: Rick says: Do you ever mutually masturbate with other woman? I remember you with Juli Ashton in one of her series

Shayla LaVeaux: I really never have in a sexual situation. It's been in more of a group sex thing... Juli masturbates all the time. She was actually got caught masturbating by a maid in a hotel in Switzerland... She was in a hotel that had an A frame structure. The bed was in the top and she had her feet on the ceiling in the peak when the maid walked in. Try explaining yourself out of that one ;)

Adult DVD Talk: just_listening says: What was your most embarassing moment in filming (do I dare ask that ?)

Shayla LaVeaux: hahah....actually it just happened. It was while doing a DP and things were a little backed up and, well, things got a little messy. s--- happens, let's leave it at that. One of the cool things about this business is that bodily functions happen. The type of thing that you might not even talk with your family about is not a problem on a set. We are all so close that we can do or talk about anything.

Adult DVD Talk: Tyyyy says: Have you ever done a scene with Ron Jeremy and what is he like?

Shayla LaVeaux: hahahah that's got to be one of the most frequently asked questions. He was a friend of mine before I worked with him. He is an AWESOME GUY. He did a speaking part in the recent Jim Holliday movie and he totally stole the show. He's lost about 40 pounds recently. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to suck his own dick again.

Adult DVD Talk: sirsassy says: did u enjoy your gang bang movie?

Shayla LaVeaux: yes I did. Actually my first video I shot through my production company was called Shayla's Gang. It was a lot of fun. I like to be in control in a scene like that. Shayla's Gang is my baby.

Lola Parts Ways With Boyfriend Mickey G

From Kevin Moore's StunningCurves.com: We talked to Lola yesterday at the Metro press conference for Taboo 2001. She said that her and Mickey G. [formerly with Missy] have parted ways. She was very upbeat and had nothing negative to say about the split. She is very excited about her role in James Avalon's latest opus.

Why Are So Many Homosexuals Into Cannibalism?

Chaim Amalek writes: The Forward, a publication written by Jews (not gentiles, not the colored, not the goyim - just jews) for other jews (born jews, like me) announces an interesting documentary film next week at Makor. This is that hoity toity establishment on the Upper West Side that was created by the Saatchi family to make secular jews feel better about being jewish. (The same family sponsored the controversial art exhibit in Brooklyn of an image of the Christian God Jesus, surrounded by animal s--- and photos of naked women.) I quote: "Tobias Schneebaum, a gay jewish writer and anthropologist, returns to the Amazon some 50 years after he lived with the Amarakaire Indians, having sexual relatiohsips with male members of the tribe and, most shoking of all, eating human flesh". Why is it that so many of our homosexuals (Tobias Schneebaum, Jeffrey Dahmer, etc.) feel the need to engage in cannibalism AND sodomy? Are there any porn flicks in which one can see simulated cannibalism? How about the real thing, say, using fingernails or placenta? (The slopes are very slippery at l-keford.com, no offense to the Chinese intended.) Luke, please share your feelings on this topic.

What Happened To Nikki Dial?

BJS writes: I'm from Erie, PA which is Nikki Dial's hometown. A friend of mine swears a co-worker of his has seen her at their rental car agency, renting cars to drive to Buffalo, Pittsburgh and Cleveland to do private parties. I haven't seen her in a film for some time. Any idea where she's been?

Luke says: I found her on the Exotica-2000.com escorting site, which reads: 5'1" 103lbs 34D-22-34

From the halls of stardom and unmatched fame comes Nikki Dial whose porn career has far surpassed all expectations of professionalism. She is the epitome of an adult entertainer and has the awards to prove it. Every performance she does is done with the greatest of gusto and she puts forth all of her sexual energy into a tiny package. At 5' 1" she is an all encompassing sweetheart with vibrant energy and an insatiable appetite for sex. Her presence on any porn set lights up the attitude of those present for everyone there knows they are in the midst of a goddess.

Her insurmountable list of adult films have been produced by the best of companies and her style is unique to her overly expressive sexuality. Among her best selling movies are "Confessions #1 & 2," by Odyssey, "Deep Inside Nikki Dial," by VCA, "Dial N For Nikki," by Pepper Productions, and "Hard to Stop," by VCA. Among other labels such as Vivid, Legend, and LBO, Nikki Dial has presented herself as a wild at heart sex fiend who never seems to get enough pleasure.

Luke Gets Mail

RPM writes: "So now Hunter's saying that his main concern was for pornographers who would brag (or, in some AVN colloquialism for lying, "blow off") about using an underage girl in their videos. How many times have you actually seen a claim like that on any Internet site? I hope that Tod's not so busy rationalizing that he's missing any important programming on Turner Classic Movies. Still, thanks for passing on my important thought."

RPM writes: "Tod Hunter has it explained to him that the Feds may read porn gossip sites, and his first concern is for pornographers who might put themselves at risk of being caught using underage girls in films. "Let's be careful out there," he warns. No wonder that sad ancient hipster is so nostalgic for the 1940s. He may not have rationalized away all of his decency back then."

Tod Hunter replies: "Tell RPM for me that the term I used was "blow off" with the implication that it wasn't true. Anybody who really shoots a d.p. with Coke bottles with an underage girl deserves to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law."

imagoddessru: your mom did the interview...did she tell you?
Luzdedos1: no imagoddessru: well she did
imagoddessru: i might have a few more follow up questions after i read this. i promise not to embarrass you ....too much:-D
Luzdedos1: i dont care about me, just be nice to her
imagoddessru: i was! damn... you must really think i'm rude
Luzdedos1: she might be able to help you with your PMS
imagoddessru: yeah, IF i had any...
Luzdedos1: don't be afraid to get help, dear
imagoddessru: LOL....i'll keep that in mind, lukey baby
Luzdedos1: Honey, I know how irrational you skirts can be
imagoddessru: after all, if you can join that masturbators anonymous, i can surely fess up to a little crankiness, i guess

David Sturman Blackballs Kenny Gallo From Jill Kelly Shoot

I hear that Sin City Video owner David Sturman blackballed porn producer Kenny Gallo from working on a shoot for Jill Kelly Productions this week at the Sin City studio.

A few years ago, Buck Adams producer Kenji aka Kenny Gallo came in to Sin City with several Mafia guys, including Palm Springs mobster Jimmy Caci, and muscled David into paying him.

A porner tells Luke: David had nothing to do with banning Kenny from the Jill Kelly shoot. Maybe it was someone who worked for David.

Luke: "Who is Kenny Gallo?"

Porner: "Exactly. Who is? He talks s--- about David [Sturman] and Mark [Snyder]... Kenny knows why he couldn't go into David's building. He knows his past relationship where he f---ed up."

An inside source says: "David made a deal with Buck Adams. And Buck owed Kenny Gallo money. So Kenny took it upon himself to hire these junior Mafia guys to extort money from David because Buck owed him. Sturman bought the foreign rights to the movie. And once David got paid, David paid Buck. And then Kenny Gallo showed up at David's door.

"David could've made calls to New York but he worried about his family. So he just paid the money and that was it.

"David didn't know who these mobsters were. They were these midget Italian guys. David called Kevin and Beechum said he'd take care of these guys. David's a Jewish guy from the suburbs and is not used to this."

Vanessa Del Rio Says She Does Not Escort

Vanessa Del Rio writes in March: Hi Luke I have been getting e-mail regarding escorting! I DO NOT do Escorting! I don't know where you got that from>>>PLEASE remove escorting statement

I run my own site and will be doing Cam Appearances soon, this you can put on your site! You can keep my link and I will link back to you! But PLEASE no false advertising! Thanks Hon! Lusty Kisses! Con Fuego y Passione! Vanessa aka "Nasty Nessa!"

Big Dawg writes: After reading the letter you posted from Ms.Del Rio...I remembered recently seeing a post on BigDoggie.com from someone that had arranged escort service calls with Ms.Del Rio...I went back and checked and sure enough a lady named Sue Carson @ independantladies@yahoo.com stated that she had set Ms.Del Rio up with several calls. So is Ms.Del Rio saying she just doesn't escort anymore...Or what???

Herbert Feinberg vs Kevin Beechum

I interviewed Kevin Beechum Wednesday afternoon. First, some background.

Los Angeles Daily News 4/18/92

The two men riding in a car that exploded this week on the North Side, killing one of them, were bomb makers from a California motorcycle club who had flown to Chicago that day to blow up several adult bookstores, federal authorities alleged Friday.

Donald Mares, 28, who died in the blast, and fellow Vagos Motorcycle Club member Jay Brissette, both of Palmdale, were paid $6,000 for the job, according to a federal complaint.

Brissette, who authorities say was riding with Mares in the car and escaped, is listed as a fugitive, and was charged late Friday with plotting to transport explosives to Chicago. The purpose of the alleged plot, the complaint said, was to "intimidate individuals and unlawfully damage and destroy buildings."

Sources familiar with the case said likely suspects include West Coast pornography distributors who hope to forge new outlets and organized-crime figures seeking to extort money. Brissette is believed to have been at the wheel when the rental car, a blue Chevrolet Corsica, exploded in front of 43 W. Division St. about 8 p.m. Thursday.

That bomb, among several explosive devices found in the wreckage, detonated prematurely, officials said, probably as Mares fidgeted in the front seat with a remote-control device. The device might have been intended to trigger the Old Town bomb, authorities said.

Passers-by in the popular night-life area told police both occupants jumped from the car as the blast shattered windows. Mares staggered a few feet and collapsed. The car, moving on, hit a curb 140 feet away and burst into flames. The second passenger, dazed and bleeding, fled on foot. His clothing and hair were scorched, witnesses said.

Mares and Brissette flew to Chicago from Milwaukee on Wednesday after catching a flight there from California on Monday. They rented a car in northwest suburban Des Plaines and drove into the city, bringing bombs with them. Five bombs were accounted for, including the one that killed Mares. The fifth was found in the Chevrolet's wreckage Friday and was detonated.

"Essentially, all the devices are homemade pipe bombs (with) remote control detonation devices (and) were made by the same individual," the affidavit said.

A confidential informant described as a woman told authorities that Mares and Brissette had been paid $6,000 to bomb adult bookstores here.

On Thursday, federal agents in California searched the home and garage of Mares in Palmdale, and reported finding gunpowder, small radio-controlled devices and other explosives paraphernalia. Organized crime has used pipe bombs and motorcycle gang members to enforce demands on operators of adult bookstores and other businesses to pay extortion.

Testimony in the recent trial of Ernest Rocco Infelice, a suburban mob boss, showed how his street crew employed threats of violence and actual beatings to enforce extortion demands. Witnesses said pipe bombs were sometimes detonated as a "final warning to pay or die."

Chicago Tribune 3/31/93

Peep shows in Arizona were the first target. Next, eight adult bookstores in Chicago faced bombings. And, if necessary, similar businesses dealing in sexually explicit films would be hit in Cleveland.

An outrageous Hollywood movie scenario or the storyline of a Mafia bestseller? Not according to federal authorities.

In documents detailing an alleged true-life conspiracy of intimidation and violence, government court filings cite a bungled plot by convicted pornographer Reuben Sturman to get the attention-and money-of several national distributors of adult-oriented material.

On a chilly April night in Chicago last year, the scheme literally exploded in the faces of two alleged conspirators, killing one and igniting a nationwide investigation. Now, Sturman and companion Herbert Feinberg face trial April 26 in Chicago on charges arising from the alleged shakedown plot and its grim residue-the fatal car bombing April 15 outside 43 W. Division St.

On file in federal court here, the documents outline the prosecution's case against Sturman, charging he directed the violence against former business colleagues to enforce extortion demands for money. Among the identified victims were Paula Lawrence and her husband, Roy May, whose Chicago-based firms Capitol News Agency Co., General Video Midwest Inc., and Wednesday Co. Inc. distribute adult films and operate peep shows in the Midwest.

The couple paid tribute to Sturman, in payments up to $200,000 at a time, out of fear of economic harm or violence, the documents explained. The documents contend Sturman wouldn't take no for an answer to his extortion demands, and he made those demands because he had a huge tax bill.

Until 1991, when Sturman faced the certain prospect of prison for violating federal obscenity laws and income tax fraud, he had routinely received money from Lawrence, May and a porn dealer in Phoenix, Tamara Green, who operated Book-Cellar Inc. But the cash flow dried up as Sturman's legal appeals to avoid prison failed, and he was hit with a $4.66 million tax bill by the Internal Revenue Service.

That is when an indictment in the case said Sturman devised the extortion scheme and turned for help to Feinberg, getting him to hire muscle-recruit and pay people to create violence for a price, until he got his way. Sturman, 68, formerly of Cleveland, and Feinberg, 62, of Los Angeles, both veteran distributors of adult films, were indicted on charges of extortion and conspiracy.

According to court documents, Sturman's and Feinberg's implication in the case is based largely on testimony given to a grand jury in Chicago by Sturman's former wife, Naomi Delgado, and several California men who claim Feinberg paid them $20,000 to bomb eight Chicago adult bookstores. Another California man, Donald Mares, 28, died in the Division Street car bombing.

A pipe bomb detonated prematurely as Mares and his companion, Paul Mahn, traveled between bookstore bombings on the Near North Side. Three other conspirators were elsewhere in Chicago at the time, trying to bomb another bookstore. All were businesses owned by Lawrence and May.

According to court documents, Mahn, Mares and a third man began the violence in Phoenix. The trio used hammers to extensively damage peep show booths in a Tamara Green-owned bookstore on Dec. 22, 1991.

From Chicago, the indictment said, the violence was to move to Cleveland and several adult bookstores whose owner refused to meet Sturman's alleged demands for money.

Mickey Fine aka Herbert Feinberg phoned me from prison Tuesday afternoon. Seventy years old and in poor health, he's serving 40 years for arranging a bombing gone awry of a Chicago porn shop in 1992.

Herbert: "I got the conversation you had with Kevin [Beechum]. I've still got appeals pending and my lawyer is even against what I'm going to tell you now. But I can only tell you so much and you can repeat this to Kevin. You're a f---ing lying bastard. I never spoke to nobody, never. You were the one. I came up to see you in your office, you were wired up. I asked you at the end of the conversation. 'Kevin, I don't like the way you're talking. Are you wired up? Let me see. Open your shirt.'

"He wouldn't do it. I called him a prick and I walked out of his office. And that didn't come out on the tapes. That was deleted from the tapes.

"[Biker bomber] Jay Brisette is a little piece of s---. He ratted out not only me but his codefendants. How do you think they caught [Joseph] Martinez? They didn't know no Martinez. He told them. How do you think they caught [Paul] Mahn? He told them. Jay did it. They even ratted on a poor Chinaman who drove them to the airport and he got three years. They're lowlife scum.

"Never did I speak to an FBI agent or any agent? They came to my home from Chicago..."

Feinberg stumbles and swallows his breath. "Excuse me, I'm so angry. An FBI agent from Chicago, an alcohol and tobacco agent came from Chicago, and the prosecutor that tried me, Mark Prosperi. He came and sat outside in the car with the other agent, Gariola. The prosecutor came in wired up. They told me they wanted to play tapes for me. Those were the tapes that I spoke to Kevin. And he gave it to them."

Luke: "Kevin says he only did this because you wouldn't pick up the legal fees for him and Jay."

Herbert: "As far as the legal fees go. Jay called me up and said that he was broke and in a hotel. It was just to get me on the phone because he was in the hotel with the FBI agent. But still, I sent over $500 to him. Then I sent over $6000 to their lawyer. Five thousand dollars to the lawyer to retain him and $1000 to give to Jay Brisette's wife. Jay Brisette's wife never saw $1000 all at once since the day she knew that pimp.

"Next. I didn't get no money because Reuben Sturman f---ed me. As far as being a smart guy, I'm the biggest schmuck you could meet. How I got wrapped up in this. This was a complete lie. I was never told that these people [Roy and Paula May, Tamara Green] were told by Uncle Sam not to give money to Sturman no more. He didn't tell me that. He told me that they don't want to pay. And he offered me a deal that I don't want to talk about, that you can't refuse. And I did not get no money from him. That $6500 that I gave them was out of my pocket.

"Jay Brisette got $20,000 [from Sturman through Feinberg] and gave me back $1500. Jay kept most of the money. And I also gave him $10,000 for the job he did in Arizona [money from Sturman]. And he lied there. I told him just to break the video machine that goes to the peep shows. Just take a hammer and break it and walk out. That's all. Even on the testimony he says, 'Why would I want to use bombs? If you use bombs, you blow up the store. Even if you don't blow up the store, who's going to go into the store after it was bombed? So how are you going to get your money. So why use bombs? That's number one.

"Number two. If I told him to use bombs, why in the same breath did he say in court, 'Feinberg said, don't touch the registers and don't touch the employees.' But bomb the joint? Does that make sense to you? How could you bomb the joint and not hurt the employees? It's impossible. They're lying. The guy that was killed [Donald Mares]. He was the one that took over everything.

"He mentioned bomb. I said, 'Why do you want to use a bomb? Use a smoke bomb if you need it. This way you can get out and nobody will run after you. They'll be scared. Or a stink bomb.

"Jay knew that. He's full of s---. But they took the job away from him. They went to do two and they done four [bombings?]. He's a little f---ing fag.

"And Kevin is the one who set up this whole freaking thing about the law. He went to his lawyer. He held Jay for five days at his mother-in-law's house until the lawyer [Jim Henderson] flew back to Chicago and made a deal. He was a big shot lawyer from Chicago at the time. He made a deal with his buddies [in the FBI agency Henderson used to run]. And the deal was simple.

"He'll give everybody up, just cut Kevin free. Give Kevin immunity from prosecution and Kevin will go to the Grand Jury and Kevin will take the stand at the trial. That's the bottom line. And if he says otherwise, he's a f---ing liar.

"Kevin was my friend. I knew him. I never trusted him. He was always a sneaky f---. He cheated his own f---ing friends. Tell him that too. The Zane brothers. He was getting his boxes from somebody he knew that worked there. Kevin had a friend who worked for Zane who backdoored him boxes. And the Zane brothers were his friends. He used to go out and eat with them.

"Frank Barbarino is a nice man. I like him. I respect his word. I'm only sorry that there was a balance left between us two. And if you see him, just explain to him that there was nothing I could do. I've been laying in jail for eight years."

Luke: "How's your health?"

Herbert: "I'm 70 years old. I've got a bad heart. I had two open heart surgeries already. I had a tumor taken off my brain, off my pituitary gland. What am I going to do? Who lives to be 70 and don't have trouble?

"But when I read that f---ing thing [interview with Kevin Beech]. Somebody sent it to me, all 16 pages. And that got into me. Believe me, I never went to a cop. I told them to leave my house. And if you want proof of that, you can call up Roger Diamond, the attorney.

"Because I called Roger Diamond from my home. I told Roger Diamond, 'They're here. I don't want them here.' He said, 'Put them on the phone.' He told them to get out and if they want to talk, talk to him. To no longer talk to me. He was my lawyer but he couldn't stay on my case because they were going to use him as an unindicted co-conspirator. Because it was his wife that brought the money to their lawyer [Jim Henderson].

"It was Kevin's lawyer. Kevin used him to make sure that Brisette didn't get clammed and put him in.

"When I went back to Jay Brisette for the second trip, for the trip to Chicago, it was done in Kevin's office. He was sitting right there [as the plan to damage porn shops in Chicago was hashed out]. He's full of s---. And I remember the exact words he used. 'Alright, how many times are you going to tell him how to do it? I got work to do. Get out of here.' And I walked out and I took them to eat."

Luke: "Kevin says he didn't know anything about the Chicago..."

Herbert: "He's full of s---. He was right there when it took place. It was Jay Brisette, Kevin and me.

"And if I told them to use bombs, why didn't they use bombs in Arizona? Why did they just go to break the machine. If I would've known that he went [to Arizona] with a baseball bat, I would never have given him the second job to do. If you're going to break a f---ing machine, why do you need a baseball bat? What did these jerkoffs think they were doing? They thought they were attacking Guadacanal?

"These f---ing morons. And Kevin even told me that his friend [Jay Brisette] was telling everybody after the second time he got in trouble [in Chicago]. I said to Kevin, 'You told me this guy is a helluva man. A good man. You know him from Bay City, Michigan. You've known him all your life. And Kevin said, 'Yeah, he's got a one-year old kid. What do you expect him to do?' Because he's got a one-year old kid, what do I expect him to do? I would love to see him die."

Luke: "Jay Brisette or Kevin?"

Herbert: "Both of them."

Luke: "Whose idea was it to use bombs?"

Herbert: "The guy [Donald Mares] who was killed in the car. He was a bomb expert. They all should've blown up in the f---ing car. Jay gave up Martinez and Mahn. How else would they have known them? They all came back together [from Chicago]. They didn't get busted. And Kevin said he had nothing to do with the second shot. He picked them up in a goddam mall and he held them for five days. You call that not knowing anything?

"Kevin's lawyer Jim Henderson went to Chicago, made a deal to cut Kevin free, and gave them up."

Luke: "And what about Russell Hampshire?"

Herbert: "Russell Hampshire was the poor bastard who was put in the middle. Reuben's wife Naomi put him in the middle."

Luke: "You know she just married Ron Braverman?"

Herbert: "Yeah, I know she just married Ron Braverman. I may be 2000 miles from there but I know everything that goes on out there. How do you think I knew about you? And she [Naomi] went to the grand jury against me too. Because I told her to tell Reuben that I can't go to see him but he shouldn't worry. Just let him take care of the legals and I will not say a word.

"And I even told the FBI, Reuben don't know nothing about bombs. It's the truth. Reuben died in the place where I am here. It's too bad that he can't come back to life again so I could watch him die again.

"One day when this is all taken care of, everything I say to you I will prove in testimonies from the courts. And Kevin and Jay know that. Be good now. I can't keep taking up the phone from these people."

I spoke to Kevin Beechum Wednesday afternoon.

Kevin: "I don't want you to print no more after you print this."

Luke: "Ok."

Kevin: "I like what this f---ing weasel is trying to weasel out on and say. Yeah right, he's got an appeal pending worth s---. He's a f---ing liar.

"It came down to us nailing him, like I told you. I called him from the house, Jay didn't call. That's how whacked this f---er is. Tell him he's getting Old Timer's Disease. I called him from my f---ing house with Jay [to ask Herbert to pay for their legal defense] and he told me he'd get back to me. And f---ing said, he wanted me to put up my house and the money for the f---ing bail and the lawyers and I said, I had nothing to do with this f---ing thing. You gave me your word you would do it [take care of everything].

"After Jay came back from Chicago and we called him. What are we going to do? We need lawyers. We need money. He gave us $5000. Think of this? Guys just got popped for a murder and a bombing case and he's saying he's sending over $5000. The case cost me out of my own pocket $150,000. My lawyer wouldn't even touch it without $50,000 down. He flat out told me there is no money, I can't get the money. You put your own house up and get the money.

"I told him to get f---ed. That's not the deal. If you're going to tell me that you're not getting it, we're f---ing you back. And that's when we f---ed him. And for him to call Jay and these guys a piece of s---, he's a big man sitting behind a f---ing jail. That's where he f---ing belongs.

"And he says I ripped off my buddy Chuck Zane. That shows how much of a bulls---ter he is. Chuck Zane will verify to you that I caught the guys stealing out of Chuck Zane's place. And he fired both of them. They were actually buddies of mine but Chuck was a bigger buddy of mine. So I f---ing told him they were back-dooring him and he fired them. They almost got killed.

"Mickey's going back so far because he's trying to cover his ass. He got money from Reuben and gave it to his wife so she could survive. I heard he got a bundle of money from Reuben. And Mickey's known for that. You can call anybody in this business and ask about Mickey Fine's name and there ain't nine out of ten who wouldn't beat his ass. Or he wasn't allowed in their buildings. He could only go into a few of us. That's because he never ripped us off. He never ripped me off. He never ripped Russ Hampshire off. He never ripped off guys he knew he'd get his ass beat by.

"But he ripped off 90% of the guys in this business by either knocking their boxes off or robbing them for money and not paying for product he'd get."

Luke: "What was his job in the industry?"

Kevin: "He was a f---ing con artist. He went around smoothing everybody and taking them for what he could. Then he'd come to guys like me for protection. He pisses me off now. He opened a f---ing can of worms. He better stay in there. Jay would love to get his hands on him for this. I'm going to print this for Jay.

"Nobody in the business trusts Mickey. If he was so trusted and liked, he'd be living like a king in that prison. Ain't nobody who will send him any money except for a couple of dudes, and they feel sorry for him because he never ripped them off. Everybody else in this business he took to the cleaners.

"I like how he writes that he never trusted me. I was the only f---ing guy he did trust and come to when he needed help."

Luke: "What sort of help did he need?"

Kevin: "When guys were after him... Somebody always wanted to beat his ass.

"When we said, f--- it, we're busting him, we went to the cops and they wired my office. We wanted to beat him but we couldn't because the feds would've gotten us. We would've killed the f---er."

Luke: "Mickey's been around a long time."

Kevin: "He's been around since the New York days with all the old timers. He used to run with Jimmy the Weasel [Fratianno]. He used to be Mickey the Weasel.

"They didn't give me nothing. They didn't give me immunity. I wasn't charged with anything. The only thing they were going to charge me on was the Arizona case but I made restitution with her [Tamara Green] so they didn't do it. I went on the stand and roasted Mickey's ass but when they asked me anything about Reuben Sturman, I knew nothing about Reuben.

"I didn't have immunity for anything. Wait, I shouldn't say that. We must've had something written for me to cooperate in setting his ass up. For me doing what I did, which was unheard of, I did it for Jay. I put myself in the middle of it.

"Mickey and I bulls---ted in my office. He buried himself. I got him to say that I had nothing to do with it. That's what got me off.

"Mickey's been playing heart problems since he was out here. He's too chicken s--- to go to a real prison.

"Mickey would kiss my ass if I pulled my pants down. He was a suck ass. If I looked wrong, he'd run. He's just a little old man. I used to like him because he was such a little hustler weasel. And he f---ed everybody.

"I liked him because he always came up with good deals from s---. But to everyone else, the way he got those deals, he just f---ed them, never paid them.

"He's such a f---ing liar. This guy's good.

"When the ATS raided and got Joe, then they came to my house looking for Jay. That was when we got out of my house, when we heard they raided Joe's house, and we went and hid at my mother-in-law's house for Easter weekend."

Luke: "What happened when Jay came back from the Chicago bombing?"

Kevin: "They called me up. All three of them were on the plane. I picked them up at Hughes Market in Chatsworth. The guy who drove them to the airport, the so-called Chinaman, was supposed to go to Chicago but he backed out at the airport. And Little Joe went in his place.

"This 'Chinaman' was at the Hughes Market when I got there in my truck. And he picked up Paul [Mahn]. Paul was hid up in the mountains, they couldn't catch him, for a couple of weeks.

"After I picked them up at Hughes, we called Mickey and said things had gone bad. And you've got me in the middle. You need to go to the source and get some money. He went to Reuben and got some money. When Jim [Henderson] told me how much it would cost, I told Mickey. Mickey came back to me and told me to put my house up. I told him, I'm not putting nothing up. Either you get the money or you get f---ed.

"Finally he came back to me and said, you've got to do what you've got to do, because I can't get it. We were downtown in my buddy's Jewely mart, sweating bullets, waiting for him to give us the answer. When he said do what you have to do, I said, ok, you're getting f---ed.

"When my buddy Jay called me from Hughes, what was I going to do? f--- you. I ain't gonna pick you up? I had to go f---ing get him. I got the phone call at 4AM from Jay's wife saying that Donny was blown up and dead and where was Jay?

"He says that Reuben's wife put Russ in the middle of it. Mickey went to Russ.

"When he says he can't keep taking up the phone, well, he must have no pull in there. I have five of my guys in prison. They don't get told to get off the phone. He must have no f---ing pull, the little sissy.

"Mickey gets all his info from his good buddies like Michael Warner [Great Western Litho]. Of course he knows about Ron Braverman getting married. They're all Mickey's buddies.

"We got a few phone calls on this story. Some people told Jeff [Steward], we knew Kevin was crazy but we didn't know he bombed people.

"A lot of people like Russ [Hampshire] are going to be pissed that you brought all this stuff back up. They wanted this squashed. We never even talked for a long time. I didn't snitch on Mickey, I f---ed him. There's a difference between snitching and f---ing.

"Mickey snowballed Michael and Ron and Russ, trying to play like we did this to him. Russ knew that Mickey got money [from Sturman]."

Luke: "Why didn't Reuben spring for everyone's defense?"

Kevin: "I think Reuben paid Mick a set amount to do the job. Mickey was supposed to pay. He never paid all the money in the first place and then went to get more money from Reuben.

"Mickey says Jay got $20,000 [from Sturman] and gave him back $1500. Mickey made both ends. Reuben paid him $10,000 for the job and then Mickey made Jay feel bad and give him some money. Mickey was known for making money on both ends.

"Mickey's problem was that on this, he bit off more than he could chew. He thought he could weasel out but it didn't work because he f---ed with us.

"At the end [of the story] say, I'm putting this to rest. I'm done playing bulls--- games with a weasel."

Lynne writes: Old Timers Disease. I've got it too, I'm afraid. This brings back memories. Bruce knew Mickey Fine, always spoke to him at CES. Yesterday was the anniversary of Bruce's death...two years. Oh, the stories he would have told you. Did Mickey give you an address or way to contact him?

Mrs. Bruce Walker sends her regards to Mickey Fine. Bruce, who passed away two years ago this week, often spoke of you, Mickey, and the adventures in the good old days before everyone and his third cousin bought a video camera at the Wal-Mart and became a pornographer. So much has changed -- Sturman's gone, Wisner's gone. I retired from the business myself now, and I'm sad to hear that your retirement home doesn't include a decent deli and a golf course. Maybe we can get Luke to say some prayers for your health.

Luke's Pushka

My dear readers, I am a troubled man. Until recently, I began each day in the company of my fellow Jews, engaged in communal prayer. Among the joyous rituals that this entailed was the laying of teffilin, an act that immediately served to bind me to my adopted faith and provide me with the structure in life that has otherwise been sorely lacking.

As each of you knows, I was expelled from that comfortable world for being associated with the world of pornography, even if only as a journalist famously hostile to it. Without the benefit of a trial and without being given the opportunity to explain myself, I was ejected from my temple, and my teffilin were taken away from me.

Now, like a lone piece of coal, my faith grows cold and old. I know that I must rekindle it by finding new Jews with whom to pray in the morning, but with now several Jewish temples already having taken the extremely rare step of expulsion in my case, I do not know where to go or where to turn.

But then I had an epiphany - why not communally commune with other jews and Noahidic Gentiles in prayer to God via the internet! If one of you would be so kind as to donate the necessary equipment, I shall install a daven-cam that will be turned on when I am engaged in prayer and other holy rituals. Spiritually inclined readers of l-keford.com, won't you please help me to become the good Jew that I know I could be by purchasing for me a high quality daven-cam? I cannot pay you in money for your kindness, but trust that in the hereafter, you shall be rewarded for your acts of kindness. God Bless you all.

Helpful writes: Great news! The daven cam is now operational.

JRob writes: Not being religious, there's something I've never figured out regarding your situation. Had it been me, it would have gone something like this:

"Give us the Teffilin."
"No, its mine."
"You must give us the Teffilin."
"Are you deaf? I said it is mine."
"But, we gave it to you."
"Thanks for the gift. My gift. Mine."
"Give us the Teffilin."
"What part of 'No, its mine' are you failing to understand?"
"God says you must return the Teffilin."
"When God comes for it, maybe I'll give it to him."
"Give us the Teffilin."
"You guys know where I can get a pizza around here?"
"We command you to give us the Teffilin!"
"Cuz I was thinking of taking MY Teffilin and getting a pizza."
"We command you in the name of God to give us the Teffilin!!"
"Can I get a confirmation of that order from God?"
"It IS confirmed. Give us the Teffilin, now!"
"Well, how about a burrito? Anywhere around here to get a burrito?"

Kahlil Gibran writes Luke: Your daily life is your temple and your religion.
Whenever you enter into it take with you your all.
Take the plough and the forge and mallet and the lute,
The things you have fashioned in necessity or for delight.

JMT writes: Rather than resort to grave robbing, consider skipping a few whining sessions with your rent-a-friend, and using the money saved thereby to purchase this "simple but glorified" set (?) of tefillin for only $225. Or take the bus down to Tijuana, where I bet you could pick some up real cheap, as long as you don't mind the possibly iffy Kosher certification process of the Mexican rabbinate.

But JRob, is right, you should have told them to go pound (Kosher) salt when they asked you to return the set they gave you. In fact, that was probably a test designed to gauge your true suitability for the Hebraic faith; by meekly and goyishe-ly complying, rather than demonstrating the necessary chutzpah and telling them that you were going to keep the tefillin that they gave you even though they now found you to be a disgrace to the religion, you failed, and they took their leave of you.

Blast From The Past - Remembering Luke's Tefillin 'Gift'

Here are some posts from my March 25-27 archives, from the time when my shul gave me a brank spanking new pair of tefillin.

March 25, 2001

"So Luke, how are you?"

It was a question from an old flame. We have not communicated for months, since the abrupt end of our fling.

With people like Flame, people I care about, I try to communicate with an open heart. By contrast, I don't care much about most people I converse with and therefore feel little internal need to share myself.

But Flame makes my heart sing and cry and I want to be real with her. So I answer, "Up and down."

How do I sum up the past six months without her?

Overall, they've been tough. My sponsor went broke, owing me $30,000. The downturn in the internet economy has dramatically cut my earnings and my earning potential.

My health, usually fragile, has been a sputtering motor beneath my engine of great ambition. Six months ago, I could do 1400 pushups in 30 minutes. Now I do nothing. It's a good day when I'm not sick.

I returned to therapy last April and I've stuck it out, two sessions a week, despite its drain on my meager finances. My commitments, such as to therapy, make me proud.

Six months ago, I swore I could never be an Orthodox Jew. But aside from my work, I've largely lived the life of an Orthodox Jew the past six months.

Upon returning from Israel in July, I began doing the morning prayers (Shacharit) and studying a page of Talmud a day (Daf Yomi). That's a two hour chunk out of my every morning, seven mornings a week, and it's dramatically changed my life.

I've stopped attending my liberal synagogue on Saturday mornings and instead worship exclusively in Orthodox shuls. I've stopped driving on the Sabbath (in accordance with orthodox Jewish Law). I don't use the phone on Shabbat. I keep the Sabbath strictly.

The greatest benefit to my renewed commitment halakhic (legal) Judaism is in my increased sense of community. I know more people. I go to their homes for meals. I have more friends. I'm more a part of religious Jewish things.

My new Orthodox shul is a father figure for me. It lays down the law. It puts a premium on behavior and practice and cares much less about my feelings and beliefs. It is formal and rigorous and on time. And within the shul, I find lots of father figures or mentors. Older men that I want to be like. Folks I can learn from. People who've combined secular success with committed religiosity and strong families.

So I watch how they talk and act and move and I imitate them. I carry myself like them and I hope to achieve similar results to them.

As Machiavelli said, "Behave like everybody else but think differently."

In my thoughts, I have grave doubts about the intellectual honesty of Orthodox Judaism but in practice I believe that it is the most successful sociological model. Reform and Conservative have not built close communities that can rival Orthodoxy.

I attend every day the least friendly shul I've ever been in in my life. I probably went there a dozen times or more before anybody said anything substantive to me. My shul is full of busy self-contained people who've known each other since childhood. They're called FFBs. Frum From Birth. "Frum" means strictly observant of Jewish Law.

That the shul does not reach out to strangers works to my advantage. I've got lots to hide - most particularly, l-keford.com. In my new shul, I go by my Hebrew name of "Levi", and shoot evil glances at anyone who happens to call me "Luke."

So I'm "Low Key Levi." I never speak out of turn. I'm low key. I've made no enemies. That's important. Because if I make one enemy at the shul, they can start gossiping about me and my web site behind my back and ruin my standing in the community. It would not take much to get me banned from the place that's become so precious.

So I have a new commitment and a new vulnerability in my life. I'm vulnerable because I care. I care about my new shul and maintaining my face there.

I don't care about porno and I don't care about who gossips about me in that world. Because I don't care, I'm not vulnerable.

The person who controls the relationship is always the one who cares the least.

But it is caring and committing to worthy things that put one in a position to lead a meaningful life.

As I said, most people at shul ignore me, which is just fine by me, because I have lots to hide. But after regular attendance at this shul since August, I've grown to know certain people. One or two even know about this site, and they love me anyway.

Even in as self-contained and self-satisfied shul as mine, inevitably some people notice you. I'm sure I give off the air of someone insecure and halting in his religiosity. Last week, a newcomer to the shul, an Israeli I think, came over to me during the prayers to notify me that my head t'fillin were tangled, which is against Jewish Law.

I've long known that my head t'fillin are tangled but never did anything about it. And nobody has ever bothered to bother me about it. But this stranger did. I felt very embarrassed as I took it off my head and he unraveled it and I put it back correctly.

This sounds petty but it is what community is all about. Looking out for the other. Letting him know when his fly is down, so to speak.

On Thursday, the stranger came up to me and asked if I'd had my t'fillin checked. My pair is probably not kosher. It is very old and cracked. According to Jewish Law, if you use non-kosher t'fillin, you don't get any credit for the mitzva [divine obligation].

I've not had my t'fillin checked because I fear they are not kosher and a new pair will cost upwards of $500. And the main reason I daven every morning is not to fulfill the mitzva, but to connect with God and goodness and with good people.

But if I get a new advertiser on LF.com, I'll buy new t'fillin.

I'm embarrassed by my present pair, so old and cracked and falling apart. Everybody around me has nice functional big kosher t'fillin.

How come nobody's noticed the obvious parallels between l-keford.com and the Talmud? Both are freeflowing chaotic discussions.

Rabbi Berel Wein, in a lecture on the Rambam's MishneTorah (perhaps the most discussed and critiqued and important book ever written) says: "Jews love chaos. The Talmud is a chaotic work. There's no beginning and no end. There's no order. It's associative memory. It's going off on tangents. It's freeflow. It's like a tape recorder was put into the yeshivas of Babylon from the year 200 to the year 550. And then it's the tape unedited. It's not in order. Why in the masechta "Gittin" [a Talmudic tractate on divorce which Luke's studying now] should there be a law about murder?"

Luke Untangles His Tefillin

March 26, 2001

What do you get when you combine the most unfriendly Orthodox synagogue in the world with porn's most notorious gossip monger?

A new pair of tefillin.

Guys, today a very beautiful thing happened... A friend from shul invited me over today. He had something to give me... It was a brand new pair of tefillin (leather straps attached to boxes of scrolls of Torah that you wrap around your head and arm) from my new unfriendly shul... This is worth about $600... My tefillin are old and probably unkosher... I was deeply touched by this sweet gift and I am determined to live up to it... My friend saw my tefillin on purim, called the shul rabbi, and arranged the gift...

Scott writes Luke: Congradulations on your Jewish strap thing(sounds kinky). More good(?)news-I managed to get sereral links to LF.com and one for Prager on The Big Doggie New Orleans board with the posts getting deleted. I decided to make this a mission-to get your link on ALL of TBD's whore boards. Several times on each at least(as you can see,the industry hasn't been making a s---load of GOOD new movies lately,so it's something to do). The Dennis Prager site must be really confusing to these moron johns with to much $$$ to waste. Maybe they will learn something. Like no matter how much you worship($pend) on them,porn stars are totally disgusted by their fans. Especially naked fans.

God Works In Mysterious Ways

March 27, 2001

Curious writes: The story of your gift of the Tefillin was truly awesome. It proves how God works in many ways. I too have a story of unexpected kindness to share. A month ago our mutual friend Goddess asked for my address and a week later I received via the US mail 4 copies of "Mike South's Southern Belles" and "The Houston 500"! Not every one prays for the same things, you know.

Rabbi Gadol writes: Levi: That's hysterical! Some pray for Tefillin, some for porno. Hey, I just realized, the people on your site are definitely going to get the impression that shul people sit around reading your site, and responding.

"So what's up with Levi/Luke today?"
"Says he needs Tefillin."
"Okay, let's get him a pair."

"What's up today?"
"Needs a mattress."
"Send a Duxiana, that's what his old Rebbe Dennis likes."

"What's up with the boychik today?"
"Says he needs a shidduch."
"Okay, find a girl."

It's the International Jewish Conspiracy....

I Married HIV Porn Star Nena Cherry

Brian Lankford writes Luke: "Sorry to bother you, I believe I married Nena on march 9th of this year. Is there anyway you can give me more info on her? Thanks for your time."

Luke says: Read my reports on Nena Cherry here.

Brian writes: "I married Dawn Anderson on march 9th of this year. She has no children, but plenty of abortions. Well I found out this April she was still married to a Patrick Tommy Ward in Katy texas. And she does have HIV, I have been tested twice so far since April and I am still neg- and hopefully stay that way. I just could not believe all the s--- she was saying on your site... She has some very very deep issues inside."

Luke: "How did you find out about my web site?"

Brian replies: "I heard her talking about you! So I did a search on her and found your web site. Nena or Dawn, She is back in Houston doing the same as always. She told a lot of lies on your site. Her real name is Dawn Marie Anderson, born 11/25/69. And yes we are still married. I thought it was against the law to marry two people at the same time? One thing I found out about her is nothing is ever her fault. I could fill your ears my friend! They could make a movie about my past year with her.

"I met Nena or Dawn in Houston, last August. She was drunk off her ass and fighting with a cab driver, I asked what was the problem and the guy took off. We were together ever since until I found out she was still married. I heard from her last night..saying she had been kidnaped by some biker gang.....right! Everything in her bio is fab, She never married a cop. But she did bankrupt one. She never had any children. But she did have an affair with her cousin and became pregnant by him, but had it aborted. It gets better. She stays pilled up and drunk 99% of the time, always saying she is going to kill herself. She works as an escort now back in Houston. Sometimes unprotected! It gets better than any movie. The thing I have learned is that Dawn Anderson aka Nena Cherry is TROUBLE!"

Nena Cherry today Nena marries Brian Nena marries Brian

Luke called Brian Lankford outside Huntsville, Alabama where it was over 100 degrees.

Brian: "We haven't divorced. We separated when I found out in March that she was married to another man. She now lives in Houston, Texas."

Luke: "When did you find out she had HIV?"

Brian: "That was before we married."

Luke: "Why did you go ahead and marry her?"

Brian: "I thought she was a different person than she is. She's not. Nothing [no sex] was done unprotected."

Luke: "It didn't freak you out that she had HIV?"

Brian: "Yeah, at first. When me and her met, we were just friends. She put out a sob story about how she was treated. She ended up going back with me and it just went from there. It's been a rollercoaster."

Luke: "How did you meet her?"

Brian: "I met her August 18th at 2AM in the Bradford Suites hotel in Houston. She was having trouble with a taxi driver. I asked what the problem was and he took off and she's been with me eversince."

Luke: "And what did she tell you about herself?"

Brian: "Nothing really. She just started talking. She asked if I had anything to smoke."

Luke: "How long until you slept with her?"

Brian: "It was probably about two months. She told me first that she had HIV."

Luke: "What attracted you to her?"

Brian: "It was pity, really. I felt sorry for her... She brings trouble onto herself. She says on your web site that she won't flash nobody. Yeah, right. That's all she wants to do. She works as an escort. She told me that she sometimes has unprotected sex."

Luke: "Were you able to help her?"

Brian: "No. Nobody's able to help her. She needs to help herself. When she was in Alabama, she had two DUIs and one Public Intoxication in one month. She's drunk about 95% of the time.

"When we split up, we were down in Florida and I was working. I'd come out at 10AM and she'd be sloppy drunk. She drank beer. She could drink me under the table. And I'm 6'1", 220 pounds.

"I do construction work, concrete. I own my own business.

"I flew out to Texas last month to see her and she's still the same. Last time I heard from her, she said she was kidnapped by some biker gang. I laughed and told her to leave me alone.

"She can change her looks quick. One day she's brunette, the next day she's blonde with hair extensions."

Luke: "Did she tell you how she believes she caught HIV?"

Brian: "Oh yeah. From the business, from porn."

Luke: "From a guy named Marc Wallice?"

Brian: "Right.

"I've been tested twice and I'm negative. They say it is real hard for a guy to catch it from a girl."

Luke: "So how long were you married? A month?"

Brian: "About that. The last night we were together, they had bloodhounds out tracking her. Out in Florida. She threatened to kill herself. She called 9-1-1. We lived on a private farm. They had called to the house to get the numbers to the gate. When I gave the numbers to the gate, she bolted through the backdoor. Didn't open the screen on it. Just went through the screen and everything. The sheriffs wouldn't leave until they found her. So they brought some bloodhounds out to track her. And they found her about five miles down the road at a bar drinking a beer.

"She gets pretty violent. When she's sober, she's the best person in the world."

Luke: "Did she ever beat on you?"

Brian: "Oh hell yeah. I'm pretty sure you've heard all this before. She has serious problems."

Luke: "Have you talked to her other husband?"

Brian: "Oh yeah. We've talked. She thought I was going out to Texas to kill him. Oh no, I ain't got nothing against him."

Luke: "What did you say when you confronted her about being married to this other man?"

Brian: "She was pissed off. She started trying to make excuses for herself. We got into a big brawl."

Luke: "Did she marry this other guy for money?"

Brian: "She told me that she married him because she was scared. She told me that she bankrupt a cop. He paid for her boobs, her lips and her nosejob. She married Patrick Tommy Ward in Katy Texas in September of 1997. But she ain't never had no kids. I asked her, why did you tell the guy you had kids? It's posted all over the internet. Well, I didn't want him to think I had HIV.

"She calls me drunk at 2AM. And I've got to work. When she tried to commit suicide here in Alabama, they checked her into a hospital but she checked herself out. That was October of last year. She hit the neighborhood butt naked. She was drunk. When they found her, she was up in a tree.

"She said she had people threatening to kill her, so we were on the run for about three months. It was Christmas Day we hit the road."

Luke: "I remember her telling me some crazy stuff about people trying to kill her."

Brian: "This Tommy Ward is a good guy. Me and him were telling each other the same thing. He said he seen her with a gun in her mouth, hammer back, loaded.

"Sober, she was the best person in the world. Was my best friend. And that's how we started out. When we first met, we sat up all night and talk."

Luke: "Isn't it illegal to marry two people?"

Brian: "It's a felony in the state of Florida. I don't know about Texas. We married in Florida. I asked her about it and she said it didn't matter as she was in Texas. I've got my own business and I don't need nothing coming back on me. Her [Houston] apartment is in my last name, Lankford.

"She threatened suicide about every other day."

Luke: "Does she have family? Do they care about her?"

Brian: "I called her mom [in April] and said she's on her way back out there [Texas]. And she said she didn't want her out there [Houston]. I was asking about her and she said, 'Dawn, Dawn, and always will be Dawn.' Dawn thinks about herself only.

"When I met her, I was making about $60,000 a year. It's not big money but it's comfortable. My boss, me and him were best friends. He said, 'Man, when you get rid of her, you can come back to work.'"

Luke: "Your boss fired you because of her?"

Brian: "Yeah. Then I moved out to Florida and started my own company."

Luke: "How did Dawn affect your boss?"

Brian: "She kept me from work. I'd go out on the road and she'd call me, 'I need you home. I need you home.' Calling me all the time. On one trip, I used 500 minutes on one trip on my cell phone. I gave up my family and everything I had [for Nena Cherry] when we hit the road to go to Florida.

"I have a 16-year old daughter. And Dawn would cuss her out when I was on the road. Dawn would get drunk and mad and cuss at her.

"I get along with Dawn when she's sober. But I can't straighten myself out with her calling me every day."

Luke: "Have you been able to reconcile with your family now that you're rid of her?"

Brian: "Yes. It's been hard but we done it. I was alienated for a long time."

Luke: "So what have you learned from this horrible nightmare?"

Brian: "I don't mess with no woman with fake tits.

"First thing I ask a woman now is if they take Xanax, Valium or have a drinking problem."

Luke: "Did she talk about her porn star years?"

Brian: "Yeah. Hell, she likes sex. Hell, the first time I met her, I heard about you. She said you were trashing her.

"I've never seen any of her movies."

Luke: "How did you feel about being married to an ex-porn star?"

Brian: "That didn't bother me. As long as she was straight with me from that day forward. But she can't be straight with anybody. Everything's a lie to her. She lives in some fantasy world.

Jack Napier - A Black Man That White Guys Can Love

From JadedVideo.com's review of Something About Jack 14: "Jack Napier is one of those white black guys that the rest of us white guys like. He acts like us, dresses like us and doesn't make us feel threatened. He's the perfect guy for an interracial movie. But Jack's demeanor is only one small part of this excellent flick. The fact that Jack nails four of the hottest sexstresses I've seen in a long time makes this movie a must have."

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Jews, Porno Aplenty In Budapest

chrisenglish1: I even set a star of David on my living room table to bless the gang bang
chrisenglish1: Lot of Jews in Budapest
chrisenglish1: Has the largest Synagogue in Europe, the second largest in the world
chrisenglish1: Do you think it is a coincidence this is the world's second porn production centre?
chrisenglish1: I live right smack bang in the middle of the old Jewish quartre of the City. There is a historic Schule just a couple of streets away from me
chrisenglish1: The bloke who found my flat for me was Jewish too.
chrisenglish1: I suspect that this chick might be too
chrisenglish1: Okay that's it! I'm going to talk to David about a blow job series and call it The Oral Law!

Rob Spallone vs Sharon Mitchell

Rob Spallone left me these messages while I was in therapy today: "Print that I haven't bothered Sharon Mitchell in over a year. I haven't dealt with her. She started it. She wants no competition? She wants to be the only [porn] clinic? Chloe had nothing to do with it. I never mentioned Chloe's name. You put her name in there [yesterday's article]. Ed and Bill at VCA are witnesses that I never mentioned Chloe's name. Chloe heard something. Sharon must've put her up to it. I will straighten this all out this weekend.

"Please ask Sharon Mitchell for a list of everyone who's licensed to draw blood at the clinic. Also find out if she has a clear certificate from the state. Because I called the Health Department. She's f---ed now."

Third message. "Luke, it's Rob. call me the minute you get in the door."

"Take Chloe's name off. Rob has no problem with Chloe. You put her name in. I never mentioned her name to you Tuesday."

Rob called at 5PM: "I got a call. Erotica LA is giving the North Hollywood Clinic a booth. You got me in so much trouble by putting in Chloe's name."

Luke: "You talked about porn girls who are drawing blood at AIM and I immediately thought of Chloe."

Rob: "Well, she got very upset. And she thinks that I did it and she's called all these people. Why am I starting with her? She's a VCA contract girl. I didn't say her name at all. And thank God, when I called you, I was at VCA and two sales people know I did not mention her name. I left a message on Chloe's machine today. 'I'm sorry what happened. I had nothing to do with it. It was Luke F-rd.' I didn't even know she worked there.

"Sharon Mitchell should've never started with me. She's getting a free booth at Erotica LA, why should she care that someone else is getting a free booth? Why does she care who's there? Now she's crying and all pissed off and nervous that I'm going to abuse her. I'm going to abuse her to no f---ing end. One wrong thing at that booth and they'll be out of that show. She made a big mistake and now she's freaking. And she's called everybody. But she only tells her side of the story. She doesn't mention that she called Bill Lyon at the Free Speech Coalition to say, the North Hollywood Clinic is not a non-profit organization, they shouldn't have a free booth.

"The North Hollywood Clinic is opening a branch right underneath Jim South's office and Rob is making a deal with Jim South to get all the new girls from his office down to the new clinic."

Scotty Fox Shoots Richard Mailer's Movies?

From GeneRossExtreme.com: Charlie Schipcock writes: "Scotty Fox is the man, beer keg swilling or not, who has been surreptitiously directing and shooting all of Dick Miller's movies. AKA. Richard Mailer, Fishbein buddy, whom Fishbein also allows or had allowed to write his very own reviews of the movies [in AVN]."

Luke says: Richard Mailer is Paul Fishbein's buddy. I don't believe that any filmmaker, let alone Mailer, gets to write his own AVN reviews. I do believe that Mailer wrote an on-the-set piece for AVN. He did a first-person account of shooting a big Wicked movie in Prague.

XXX Porner writes: Charlie is right on the money about Dick Miller getting to write his own AVN reviews. It is known in some circles that Dick was allowed to re-wright a review for a Cherry Poppers that he shot. This I know from the most credible sources possible.

Goddess Whines About Mike South

Goddess writes in a whiney, pre-menstrual way: (I added that for ya, Luke, so ya wouldn't have to do it yourself. Ain't I sweet?! And yet, Jim Gunn STILL won't let me interview him!) I want to officially go on record as saying I TOTALLY OBJECT TO MIKE SOUTH'S NEW VIDEO SERIES, ENTITLED "CONFEDERATE CUTIES"!! I'm tired of him discriminating against us Northern girls!! I am soooooo expressing my outrage to Gigi....just as soon as I can get South to cough up her email addy. For some strange reason, he seems reluctant to give it to me.