Monday, July 2nd, 2001

Obligations of a married orthodox Jew

Patrick Riley writes: Luke, since you're an expert on Jewish ritual and law, I thought you might be able to answer these questions which have nothing to do with pornography.

I've heard rumors that Jewish husbands are obliged to screw their wives from time to time, no matter how ugly she gets. Is this true? If so how frequently? What happens if the guy can't get it up? Would a BJ count? Is there a particular time of her cycle during which he has to do the dirty deed?

And while we're on the subject, I notice those mobile mikvah (is that the word?) trucks rumbling through the neigborhood but I've never actually seen them taking in the women for their ritual bath. Just how does this work? Do they line up in the street clad in towels? Does the JDL [Jewish Defense League] allocate some burly black-coated guys to keep gawkers like myself at bay? Isn't this a little embarrassing for the women? Even if they trundle the bathtub inside and fill it with holy water (or whatever goes on) won't all the neighbors be now aware that the woman in question has just finished her period?

Luke replies: Husbands are obliged to screw their wives, no matter how ugly she gets, at least once a week, except for the two weeks off a month due to menstruation and the week long break afterwards... BJs are problematic in jewish law. He certainly is not allowed to ejaculate anywhere but inside her vagina, possibly anus is ok. I have never heard of a mobile mikveh. I don't believe there are such. It seems against Jewish Law. There are strict laws for a mikveh and they can not be satisfied in a truck. For more on all this stuff see Jewish.com or www.613.org.

Backlash Against Norm Wilson, Gary Horn

Sid Hutchins writes: Hey there dear listeners! It's the Sidster here with another spine-tingling page-turner comin' to ya straight on the number one gossip monger's private but very public sinuendo site for all the sintastic sex-rated sleaze.

Ya know, Norm Wilson's a very public persona these days and a regular around the l-keford joint, jazzin' himself like the all-out Messiah of internet sextoy sellers and rappin' on about how he got a bum deal from old Internet Fulfillment and, frankly, the Sidster's stomach can't take much more of the boychick.

Did our dear readers happen to catch the latest impropaganda flowing from the grand ol' fat goateed one regarding the kiddie porn on his private office computer? Here's the rest of the sintillating story: Didn't you know that all the sicko wackoff slash was discovered in his deleted temporary internet files? He tried to cover his tracks, dear readers, but he wasn't smart enough to fool the gurus. He claims files were planted and that his enemies are out to snuff him. But here's a guy with rumored ties to Prog, owners of Club 17, Europe's notorious kiddie site. Hmm, ya think if Normy moves to Europe he can avoid being indicted? Doubtful, dear readers, but read on...

Would his detractors indeed stop at nothing to ruin him? How'd you like his sarcastic surprise that drugs weren't found in the IFC offices? Oh little does he know, but they were indeed! Residuals, in fact--the after effects of those all night bong-toking parties he held in his office. Unfakable traces were found the very day of April 20th when he was ousted just in time to save IFC from going under. K-9 doggies' noses don't lie, kiddo.

And how about those Player's Ball awards, where all ya need to get a trophy is a brown-nosing stutterer begging higher-ups on the phone all day? I haven't seen anything more rigged since Norm's girlfriend got a new strap-on for her birthday. Hey, you think Norm's world was rocked on April 20th? Think again, dear readers, the huskie just loves to bend over to the tune of his favorite scat flick while his old lady straddles him hard.

And guess who's behind her taking all the pictures? That's right, Gary Horn himself. We all remember what went down at X-pics. Bottom line, would you do business with a guy who ripped off your girlfriend, let alone thousands of webmasters? We need not say any more.

Is Internet Fulfillment going down because Norm Wilson's not behind the wheel? He's sure doing his darndest to make it seem that way. The old boy spends all his days and nights calling IFC affiliates and making sure they're privy to his latest impropaganda. He blames the bounced checks on the IFC Receiver! Well here's a hepcat who bounced checks to his biggest webmasters a full month before the Receivership began and blamed it on, get this, the bank! Yeah, it was the bank's fault that there was no money in the account! Well, Norm, the old Sidster ain't rich due to the bad old bank, but that bit of gossip sure is!

We here at Hush-Hush will continue to scan the digital airwaves in search of the next bit of sleaze the Wilson/Horn camp decides to put out and rest assured, we will be there to deliver the truth. Because you heard it here first, dear readers, off the record, on the Q-T, and very... Hush-Hush.

Internet Violence

Many internet pornographers are mixing it up on Netpond.

Evan Horowitz from Xpays.com writes: We have never done business with any of the haters out here today who have been jumping on the bash Evan and XPays bandwagon since day one. Our legal team is working on c&d's [Cease and Desists] for Alien/SinCity, Bernard Donothing "dig420", plus more coming which will be obvious. Further we have contacted the several national/state/local Associations regarding JohnEpp's totally racist post. Rationalize JohnEpp's racism out of the context of his original words some more please. Anybody with further racist experiences dealing with Insite or John please e-mail me or call the phone number on XPays.com

Dig420 replies to Kevin Blatt: KB I never said anything bad about you.. your message on my answering machine sounded threatening to me and I just wanted to make a point: I am NOT a violent guy but I came up the hard way and I'll die in a pool of blood in my driveway b4 I let anyone intimidate me in my own home.. I prefer to do things like a civilized human being but I can get as crazy as I need to get.

Cybererotica.com owner Ron Levi aka Fantasyman writes on Netpond: Good Morning Viet Nam!! Meat and AGA congrats on Netpond - I once again feel comfortable to post here :-)

The Player's Ball was off the hook!! Digital Underground and Snoop Doggy Dogg were fantastic. I've watched the Player's Ball as it has evolved and it's really beginning to get it's own identity outside of our industry.

After the problems we had at the door last January, this show was different, no money was required at the door and all the folks who wanted to atttend and got there on time, got in.

After reading some of the earlier negative posts, it's obvious to me that many who posted have not been to one of the last two Player's Balls. They've changed considerably, so before making assumptions and comments based on the earlier Balls you really should attend one now.

There are many folks in our industry who do not like or appreciate RAP Music and I understand that. For that reason many people do not attend the Player's Ball.

That said, the number of people from our industry that do like this type of entertainment, RAP Music, far exceeds those who don't. We had over 4,000 people attend the Player's Ball on Friday, that represents most of the folks who attended the Internext Show. Were the Players there? Well, I think so. I saw JB from CEN with his folks, Greg Dumas and Holly and their folks from IGallery, Rob Gould and his folks from Babenet, Dave from Python was in the CE Suite with me with his folks, I spoke with DragonKing, he was totally pimped out, Paul from AVN and his crew, David from Vivid and his folks, and too many others to list them all. So yes, the Players were there.

D$ did a fantastic job running this Mega-Event, it went off without a hitch. I think he should be commended on this, afterall, it was the only party that could house more than a few hundred people and the entertainment was World Class RAP!!

As far as who he picked for his awards. He has his own way of picking who he thinks is worthy of these awards, that's his business. There will always be Monday Morning QuartersBacks second guessing the outcome of any event, contest or award ceremony. Since there are only a few winners there are always more losers and I think this tends to amplify those who are the Winners and put them under the microscope. More pressure is always put on the Winners, just as they start basking in the glory of winning, they sometimes find themselves being bad rapped. It's usually from people who are ignorant, jealous and "just plain green with envy". There is nothing they can do to control this, so my advice to them is to just enjoy it and ignore the naysayers, been there, done that :-)

Gerry writes Luke: Send out a warning to anyone who uses Piczone.com They are a bunch of scam artists who steal images, break copyright laws and then blacklist you when you call them on it.

Jessica Jewel Retired

From BigDoggie.net: Jessica retired from the adult industry as well as escorting around Feb. of this year. She has totally isolated herself from her former occupation, and last I heard wanted to bury the name "Jessica Jewel" forever.

A Cry For Help

Porn star Melissa Hill writes on BigDoggie.net: To all members, I hope you don't mind this, but I'm asking if anyone here can help me. There is a Yahoo! Clubs member, "poonluva2000" that is posting messages like the one below on the Yahoo! Clubs Melissa Hill message board. The founders of that board do not pay attention to the club they created, so I'm asking if anyone here can help me, or deal with this guy personally if they know him. This isn't a "pissing" match to me. I'm honestly frightened and very sick to my stomach! Being that I live so close to where he works (he mentions that he works on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood), there's the possibility of me crossing paths with him in public at any time! Please, I'm not just crying boo hoo, I'm sincerely asking if anyone out there can offer some honst help...

Seth writes: Her Yahoo Club Says: It has been taken care off! I guess we all helped in getting rid of HIM!

Don writes on BigDoggie.net: Melissa, I work in a profession that comes across individuals like this from time to time. You should consider him an real threat. It would not hurt you to hire security when you do public appearances that have been advertised. This guy is a real sick-o. Also, you might want to contact local law enforcement athorities and let them track this guy through his posts. I am quiet sure, he has made some violation of California law if not federal law. In the meantime, be careful, and be aware of what is around you at all times when in public. Take care and be safe! Hope to see you in North Carolina soon!

Pat Riley's Favorites

Patrick Riley writes on RAME: Girls I'll rent a movie for almost regardless of anything else in the movie (I still won't rent g/g movies, BJ movies, or b&d movies even if they're in it)

- Venus Rising (Angela Costello) although she's probably still only doing girls.

- Karizzma but I think she's dropped out of the business

- Crave --same as Karizzma

- Violet Blue but I'm tiring and might give an Anabolic appearance a miss.

- Taylor McKay but I think she's out of the business

- Cali -- in the {Extreme Teen} series but this is not Cali Coxx

- Lacy Duvall

- Domino (but cooling fast)

- Swan Hope

- Alexia Riley

- Jassie but I passed on the Touchy Feety appearance

- Monica (the black girl)

- Brittney Blue -- perhaps shouldn't be in this list but at the moment I'm hot for her body (not face)

- Christy (in Runaways #5) if only to see if she can keep the performance level up.

********Girls who have been seen too often, or has done something to tarnish her reputation, etc

- Cashmere Delight -- not so pretty but had a nice personality. Later found out to be too tall, not interested in guys (dyke), and just going through the motions

- Molly Rome -- too many raincoater specials; she was never really on the A list but I sort of hoped

- Buffy Van Norton-- like Molly she really never got off the ground

********* Series I would almost always rent even if I didn't get any screeners and regardless of who's in it:

- Barely Legal (although I've been disappointed with the last few)

- All of Dane Productions except the BJ series although I will toss it back if the girls are both well known and not exciting

- Freaks Whoes & Flows

- Booty Talk

- Rogue Adventures

- Extreme Teen & Young Muff

- Real Sex Magazine

- The Real Naturals (Other Ed movies will only be looked at if the girl/s seem to have potential)

- Black Cheerleader Search

- 18 And Nasty

- White Trash Whore (for the comedic value)

- Bootylicious (for the same reason)

- Bring 'Um Young (only to get the ID information)

If you want to stop me watching a series, move to Europe or only employ Euro-whores such as Silvera (Please, Fashion Sluts) and John Leslie. Some of the other young movies (one Sin City series whose name escapes me) try a stealth approach listing first names only on the box. When you see a Tunde or similar it goes back on the shelf. My store gets a lot of HomeGrown but although I search the boxes most of the time the girls are woof-woofs or the description seems to indicate a masturbation only scene. Or Tim Lake is in the scene. Pity. I pine for the days of Pearl Necklace although their problem was facials.

Stuart Allen Profile

One night in 1978, Lesllie Bovee changed the life of NY bathing suit buyer Stuart Allen. "We went on one date and then she moved in with me," he recalls. "She came for an evening and stayed two years."

The 27-year old soon quit his job to produce and market porn. He became the first person in America to market X-rated films to cable TV companies. In 1980, he began producing. Bunny's Office Fantasies was his debut. Stuart made about 40 more before retiring in 1985 afraid of AIDS. "The government was predicting a literal holocaust among heterosexuals and I didn't want any part of killing somebody just to make a buck," Allen told Swank's Kent Lamar.

After the scare turned out to have little foundation, Allen sought to return to porn. It took him a while to figure out a niche. "Jamie Gillis did a bunch of films where he would just ride around in a limo with a girl and then film lher having sex with guys off the street. And that was it. That's what I wanted to do, let porn fans f--- their favorite porn stars, and make it into a video."

Stuart finally made Every Porn Fan's Ultimate Fantasy starring Shanna McCullough and Micky Lynn. Allen plays the paper-bag-over-the-head Anonymous Fan. "He's every guy who ever held up a men's magazine with one hand. Wherever guys drop quarters into peep show booths, he'll be there. Wherever guys hit slow-mo on their VCRs, he'll be there. Wherever guys stuff dollar bills into a porn star's g-string, he'll be there." (Swank 1/98)

Allen placed newspaper ads looking for volunteers. "Would you like to attend a very special party? One where real fans of the world of porn get to have 'hands on' experiences with their favorite X-rated stars?"

I interviewed Allen over the phone Sunday night.

Stuart: "I started this series in 1997 called Every Porn Fan's Ultimate Fantasy. And I'd fly girls into New York, get a bunch of fans, put them in a room, and see what happens. It didn't work out particularly. I did six here in New York. Some of the fans, the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak. Others would show up and leave at intermission before the hardcore began or not show up at all. Meantime, I'm paying for all these people's [HIV] tests and it's running into a lot of money.

"The second tape was Anna Malle, Lovette and Timber. Third tape was Alexandra Silk. One of the great bonuses of my life was meeting her.

"I was talking to my dear friend Reb Sawitz one day and he's telling me a story about this girl who's interceding in a dispute Reb's having with Jim South over who is supposed to get commission for this girl. I knew that it would be awkward for a girl to do that and that it requires a degree of character. I wanted to hire the girl and it turned out to be Alexandra Silk."

Luke: "What have you been best known for in the last five years?"

Stuart: "Failing miserably at shooting videos. Right now I have six on the shelf that I can't sell. I tried to do something different. Everybody says, 'We're tired of the same stuff. Show us something different.' I shot something different nobody wants to buy it."

Luke: "What is it?"

Stuart: "It's reality. It's not just gonzo but it's real. It's people really having a good time. I got what I wanted but it is not commercial.

"What I find most interesting about sex is reality. That's why I like gonzo as opposed to scripted tapes. I like people being themselves rather than being a character. I did some shoots where people liked the people with whom they were working and put them in a situation where they could be free and relaxed. No sharp corners or strange positions. Just let the people go. It turned out great. It's just too relaxed.

"I used Alexandra Silk, T.J. Hart... I was sleeping at Reb's [on one of Stuart's regular trips to Los Angeles where he shoots his porn] and in the front room were three brand new porn stars. I hadn't planned to use them but as long as I was staying in a house with these people... They were all out of the business within three months.

"Then I shot with Kate Frost and T.J. and Alex and I shot a gangbang tape with Porsche Lynn, her first gangbang. I can't give that away. I've sent out screeners to 20 companies."

Luke: "Over the course of your career, what are you best known for?"

Stuart: "Inventing adult hardcore in cable in 1979. I'm living with Lesllie Bovee and selling bathing suits to Saks Fifth Avenue. And Lesllie and I are watching an R-rated movie on cable TV and I turn to her and say, 'Honey, you make better movies than this.' A light went on over my head.

"So I went to my friend Tracy Nelson and said, 'Can we sell these things [hardcore movies] to cable?' So I went to Sam Lake of Mature Pictures, who ran the World Theater when they took the bust for Deep Throat. Had Sam not taken that bust, you would've never heard of Damiano or Deep Throat or Linda Lovelace.

"So I told Sam my idea and he laughed at me. He wanted to throw me out of his office. I said, 'Don't pay me, just give me ten percent of the gross.' A year later, I sold contracts worth a million dollars. I sold Playboy their first sex, ON TV their first sex, WHT their first sex. I created the adult cable business."

Luke: "And then it escaped from your hands."

Stuart: "Nobody really understood it. Most of these companies did not have softcore versions. They did not know how to approach these white collar companies. That was my background so I had no trouble doing that. I sold pictures that cost anywhere from $20-$100,000 to shoot except for Take Off which cost $250,000. Still the most expensive f--- film every made. The marketplace we competed with were Hollywood films that cost a million dollars and up. So when I got $25,000 for a licensing fee, that was almost the production cost.

"The companies we sold to were competing with HBO which was in its infancy. As HBO proliferated, the pay TV systems closed up. For a year or two, we made money like bandits. And then most of our accounts went under. And then I segued into a production company with Chuck Vincent. Chuck and I were partners and we made a deal with Playboy to shoot ten pictures for a million dollars. The first one was In Love starring Kelly Nichols. The movie did terribly theatrically and the cable revenues were insufficent, so that deal fell apart. But the deal got Playboy into the hardcore business."

Luke: "How do you make your living?"

Stuart: "I do porn to have something to do. I live simply. I don't have tremendous bills and I have certain family money.

"T.J. Hart and I are just friends. I've used her in most of my pictures. I can honestly say that with the exception of a couple of minutes in a parking lot, I've never been alone with her for five seconds."

Luke: "Aside from Lesllie Bovee, have you had porn star girlfriends?"

Stuart: "I had a thing with Shauna Grant for four months. I knew Bobby Hollander through Gloria Leonard. Bobby was her manager. She was coming to New York working a picture. I was involved with everything that went on in New York, be it casting, production or distribution or consulting for cable sales.

"Bobby called and asked me to pick her up at the airport. She was a nice pretty girl about 20 years old. They lost her luggage. I was impressed that she didn't get upset about that. We drove into the city and I dropped her off at her hotel and gave her my card and said, 'If you need anything in New York, give me a call. Goodbye.'

"A few days later, I get a phone call. She's finished her shoot. She's back in the city. Would I like to have dinner with her? So I take her to a nice place for dinner. We talk. We walk outside and I'm getting ready to call her a cab to go home. And she goes, 'Are you teasing me? Why haven't you made a pass at me?' For some reason, that intrigued her and we started going out.

"She was exquisite. She was every Jewish boy's dream of a beautiful blonde shiksa. She had a smile that lit up the room, like T.J. Hart."

Luke: "Did she have drug problems when you knew her?"

Stuart: "Not that I'm aware of. I read an article after her death that she contracted herpes, which I would've appreciated knowing. But I never saw her do any drugs.

"I didn't catch herpes. I'm completely clean."

Luke: "How many porn stars have you had sex with?"

Stuart: "Under a dozen."

Luke: "Do you get in front of the camera?"

Stuart: "I did a couple of scenes in my last tape. Lesllie wanted me to do a scene with her but at that time they weren't shooting gonzo. And I was partners with most of the people she worked for. When I shot my own series, I tried to do a couple of scenes and I was terrible. I would not hire me again. I realized that the secret is not to have to stay up all night and whack two times to try to go to sleep the night before a scene. I learned that and did some scenes. I was pleased with my performance and I would hire me again.

"Sandy Fox (Lyons) was the big porn agent in New York, representing Darby Lloyd Raines and that generation. I introduced Sandy to Bobby Wolf. She married him and became Sandy Fox Lyons Wolf. And Sandy introduced me to Lesllie Bovee. How else would a nice Jewish boy at Saks meet a porn star?"

Luke: "How do you reconcile being Jewish and being in pornography?"

Stuart: "I'm culturally Jewish. I'm a devout agnostic. I don't see a conflict.

"I immediately noticed [upon] entering porn a sociological skew - everyone was either Jewish or Italian. There were women running companies then, there was no glass ceiling. That was one thing I always liked about this business, if you could do your job, it didn't matter what you looked like.

"Living with Lesllie, I met all her friends. I was friends with talent before I became management. I learned from them and they'd come up to me after working for me and say, 'Gee, you really listened to what we told you.' It doesn't take a genius to figure out that if you treat people like machines, you get mechanical sex scenes.

"Bonny Atlas (distributor, shot movies with Jack Braverman) Ava Leighton, Ron Sullivan's mother in law, ran one of the major companies in New York, Bobby Sumner, president of Mature aka QualityX Video. Mature was the Rolls Royce of the industry. They produced and distributed films. We couldn't make them fast enough for QualityX. They were retailing for $99 and every week we'd put another dozen slaves in the duplication room.

"I shot the first videos in New York. I hired Ron Sullivan to direct his first video, in 1983.

"After cable, I got into video duplication. I became friends with Arthur Morowitz and Howie Farber at Distribupix. I became their house producer. I shot six features and about a dozen videos. Since 1997, I've shot another dozen or so videos. For the most part, they're boring."

Stuart Allen runs the web site StrokeBookVideo.com.

Stuart: "The people in this industry have open minds and feel free to pursue whatever their desires may be. I find that healthy. There are certainly people who've been hurt by this industry, such as Shauna Grant. Many people blame the industry for her death. She tried to kill herself in highschool, before porn. It's not an industry that attracts the most level and rational individuals. It attracts people who've stepped back from mainstream America. I tell Alexandra Silk that we should write a book together. I told her, 'It's a shame that you do not know what it's like when you're not around. There's a magic that follows her.'

Stuart writes: I am friendly with Candida Royalle, the most successful ex-x-star, and once a year we ask each other, "Have you heard from Leslie?" When last heard of, in 1990, she wrote me to tell me she had just had a baby boy. I wrote back and that was it. If I had to guess, I'd say happy, healthy and living life in Long Island.

I have dinner periodically with Candice and they who used to be Samantha Fox and Bobby Astyr. Sam looks great and is devoted to Bobby who is battling cancer for the second time. He also looks well and his spirits are high. Another friend lives near to Susan McBain and he says that time has not been kind to her and that she is unwell. Just about everyone else from the old days is either dead, vanished, or in LA> I make no comments.

Elyse Metcalf Honored

Den@Cavr.com writes: CAVR announces its first ever Special Recognition Award. Elyse Metcalf is the recepient for her outstanding efforts in standing up for her (and all of ours) First Amendment rights! Thank you for showing us the right way to do things!

Elyse Metcalf replies: Den has been wonderful throughout this "obscenity" process, in both his unswerving devotion by attending the trial daily and covering it, and remembering me when it's all said and done in PERSONALLY presenting this award to me, and I am most grateful to him for the recognition and the support. Stay tuned for the licensing case in August.

Also, I want Seymore Butts to know my thoughts are with him in his upcoming obscenity trial. There are two really wonderful books on fisting: "The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting" "Trust: The Handbook; The Sensual and Spiritual Art of Handballing." If it were me, I would be introducing those books as evidence and having the authors testify as experts, but what do I know? I spent most of my trial pissing Lou Sirkin off with all my bright ideas.

Lastly, thank you, Den, for presenting the CAVR 2001 Special Recognition award to me personally rather than Elyse's Passion. Once I turned down the plea bargains to convict Elyse's Passion, they turned it into a personal case against me Elyse personally, so I appreciate the award being given to ME!!!!

Lafn Porner writes: Dear Luke, On GeneRossExtreme.com this headline and the article on Gene's site says it all.

** Rob Black: "Adam Glasser is a -----" **

This from the twits that take pride in being assholes to talent and many others in the industy. How many people have these 'sucks' f---ed over with their brand of bulls---? Extreme Associates has proved over and over again they will take advantage of anyone to make a buck. In the end the only thing Extreme about Extreme Associates is how big a bunch of cry babies they are. They can dish it out but can't take it.

Cosa Nostra Source Deep Within Porno Sweats Bullets

John L. Smith writes for the Las Vegas Review Journal:

He still has the face of a young man, but he's been running the streets of Los Angeles for years. His eyes are getting old, like maybe they've seen too much.

First it was dope and strong-arm stuff, then he graduated to more sophisticated crime and even a few quasi-legitimate businesses. From cocaine to kink, he's made the rounds.

Eventually, he hooked up with Palm Springs, Calif., mobster Jimmy Caci. He traded on Caci's name and contacts, made a few scores and kicked back money to the aging Mafia figure. Through the years, he developed contacts in Hollywood and the pornography racket.

But by far his most important contact is with the FBI, with whom he has maintained a stormy relationship as a confidential informant on a variety of cases, but most especially the sweeping La Cosa Nostra racketeering case marked by the 1996 murder of Las Vegas mobster Herbie Blitzstein.

Now my man is nervous. Not scared, exactly, but concerned for his personal well-being in the wake of the revelations that former FBI agent Michael Levin purchased hundreds of confidential documents from the local bureau office and other sources. During the Blitzstein investigation, Levin worked as a private investigator on behalf of mob associate Dominic Spinale. Levin also worked for the defense on other sensitive FBI cases using confidential informants.

New York Swinger's Club

From NYPost.com: The ex-wife of a top John Gotti lieutenant heads a swingers' club that throws sex parties in a swanky Manhattan hotel, on yachts and at her New Jersey home, The Post has learned. Laurene Maron, former wife of Gambino mobster Joseph "Joey" Watts, runs "Angel's Couples," a wife-swapping club that asks couples to donate $80 to attend its orgies. Her most recent bash was a June 23 swingers' party at the Delmonico Hotel. It was held in the Park Avenue hostelry's 2,300-square-foot presidential suite - where there are "three large romp rooms, dance floor, living room and dining room," according to a club flier obtained by The Post.

Luke Gets Mail

Tonia Ryan writes Luke: Hi I met you at CES. I was the girl from MTV doing the interviews! My web site is www.pimpgirl.net to refresh your memory! I was at a Howard Stern Sight and I ran across you site! I am also great friends with jenna j. and Meni. All this gossip stuff has to be draining! What do you think?

Rumdar writes: 'I emailed an apology to the two rabbis at the synagogue that ejected me.' Levi, I cannot speak for the other "gents'" but this one is disappointed in you. Class clown that you are, you were to be commended for placing a tack on the Rabbi's chair. We all had a great laugh (as we should). Luke at his best. But then you go and spoil the fun by apologizing. Where is your grit Luke? I cannot but believe you would have been useless in the (so called) old days. Would Luke have been with us at the front, demonstrating against the injustices of the times or be safely ensconced somewhere (in a 1960's hovel) writing letters of encouragement to Johnson and Nixon. Perhaps praising their handling of the war and urging further bombing of Laos and Cambodia? One can only wonder.

However, kissing the Rabbi's collective a-- is nothing compared to your groveling to the Hollywood Jews. Are these phonies not partially responsible for the moral disintegration of our American youth? Then they must be held accountable for the trash which has corrupted the minuscule brains of our children. I won't go into detail but we are all aware of the filth emanating from the epicenter of sin and corrosion called Hollywood. The blood of every teacher or student cut down by a weapon held in the hands of some disgruntled, young Tinsel Town influenced s---bird could be traced back to the Hollywood Jew and his media cohorts. Yet you beg his forgiveness. Shameful.. You have ruined my evening.

Ruby writes from the Bunny Ranch: So what's been going on? They were singing Halva-nagila in our kitchen last night, I s--- you not!!! So I'm coming home on the 7th, and I suppose I could barbecue you a Portobello mushroom if you want to stop by and meet everyone involved with my company, and hang out in a casual environment. Are you going to FOXE? I was gonna barbecue before FOXE so we all had energy for the night. Let me know. I'm doing a documentary for the BBC, and just did the Matt Alan "Lighten-up" radio show, as well as Colin's Sleazy Friends, so my plate has been full. I need to introduce you to Dr. Frank, who is an expert at oriental medicine, I'll have him come over and work on everyone.

Ken the Jewish Heretic writes: Occasionally I am in a fetish mode. And I seek out Jewish Dommes. And I am surprised by the high number of Jewish Dommes. Any ideas why this is so, from either you or your Kehilla?

Rumdar replies: I know why., It is a new slant on things. They tie you up and instead of beating the s--- out of you with a whip, they whine, complain and yenta one into submission. Hey, I'd rather have the lash and salt in the wounds then be tied down and tortured by the new verbal Jewish Dominatrix.

Chaim Amalek writes: The smart sex worker is the sex worker who gets lots of money for doing very little. And when you think about it, the average dom does very little. Oh, she will kvetch and whine, but will she take it? Hell no. So you see, it is a perfect fit for the jewess seeking a job that is not the normal 9-7 gig. And I understand it pays pretty well, too. More interesting is the number of chassidic men who seek them out.

Luke says: I've never found Jewish women as kvetchy and unappealing as you guys present. I think they're terrific. I just wish one would be willing to marry me.

Chaim replies: No wait one second there, Luke. Both NJG and that other porn chick, lynne, would have married you had you pushed it like a man. you are being pretty damn picky. That you think jewish women are so great is of a piece with your groveling before your rabbis. Anyway, you used to write about all those top notch professional jewish women in your life. What became of them? It has been over a year since you started to write about them. Have any of them found a man worthy of their charms? Have any of them lowered their standards in response to said failure to find a man? Have any of them gotten better looking and more fertile since last year? Luke, stay focused. YOUNG BLONDE SHIKSAS are where it is at.

Internext Wrapup

Playa Hata writes on Netpond: Players ball sucked. Door was a clusterf---, VIPS waited over an hour in line. Woody awards were a joke. Who were half those people? Loud chrous of boos when Evan was awarded player of the year. Snoop Dogg sucked. People left after a few songs. There were 80+ brothers on the stage, what a big mess. Imagine what the sponsors had to pay just for his crew to travel. I think someone next year needs to show d$ how to throw a party, and do it the same night as the player ball.

Kevin Blatt, a secular Jewish pornographer, says: "The Players Ball was the even of the adult business. There will never be another event that comes close to that. [Black rap artist] Snoop Doggy Dog rolled up with 75 [black] people on stage. He had 14 carat gold champagne goblets with diamonds in them that had all his 75 partners names in them. Snoop Dog was dressed in the most pimpadelic suit [this is a compliment] you've ever seen in your entire life. He spent thousands on his suit. It was the most incredible thing you've seen. Every major bigwig from adult was there in full force. It's going to be a pay per view event.

"Digital Playground opened it up. They tore the roof off. Jenna Jameson went up on stage and gave away big woodies. I had Alexa Winston and every Penthouse Pet you can imagine dancing on stage.

"I woke up yesterday morning and called my brother and said, 'I had a dream yesterday morning that we threw a party and Snoop Dog played it and it was a major hit. It was dreamlike. Snoop Dog, you don't even know who he is?"

Luke: "No."

Kevin: "He's humongous. He's probably the biggest artist out now. We gave Snoop an honorary Big Woody [a huge wooden penis]" and we handed it to him with the Bishop Don 'Magic' Juan who is the biggest pimp in the world according to that HBO special 'Pimps up, Hos down.' It was about the lives of real pimps. You're talking 75 pimps up on stage, dancing along with Snoop Dog."

Luke: "Were they all black?"

Kevin: "Of course. But then there was me and my brother [Darren] dancing alongside of them too."

Luke: "So there were schvartzes and kikes and shiksas?"

Kevin: "Hot shiksas. It was absolutely out of control."

Luke says: For pornographers like Kevin, and other social subversives, being out of control is a good thing. From a Torah perspective, being out of control is a bad thing.

Kevin: "Jenna looked incredible with the hottest looking yellow booty shorts.

"Some major celebrities showed up. [Baltimore Ravens wide receiver] Shannon Sharp showed up. The actor Michael Clark Duncan, Academy Award winning actor for The Green Mile.

"Evan made Brad Shaw stand in line at the Players Ball.

"Ron Jeremy introduced Digital Underground, the opening act. They're famous for their song, 'The Humpty Dance.' They're the rap group that housed Tupac Shakur until he went solo.

"Snoop rolls in with ten bodyguards. I hung out backstage with his agent Brent Jones, who also manages Sting. I'm in a full snakeskin suit, from head to toe. I spent about $500 on the whole outfit. Many webmasters spent over $3000. They went nuts between the jewelry and the big furry outfits [to look like pimps]. It was a hoot."

XXX says: "There was a lot of business done at Internext. You will see a lot of s--- happen in the next two weeks. Major deals. Major programs coming out. You're going to see a different way of doing business. That's how much the technology's changed. And how signups are changing and how everybody is paying out. Everybody's going to pay out lower.

"Evan Horowitz from Xpays got Pimp of the Year and gave a legendary speech.

"There was a con man at the show, Giovanni, who passed himself off as the son of the owner of Vivid Steve Hirsch. And he claimed to have ties to the Gambino crime family. He fooled a bunch of young webmasters. He was a dark looking guinea. He was claiming that the whole family was tied in with Vivid which is ridiculous because Vivid has nothing to do with organized crime.

"Brad Shaw is a dead man walking."

Luke: "What do you mean?"

XXX: "He's lucky he didn't get his ass kicked, I saw Jay was within inches of pummelling him.

"I've never seen so many rant and rave about what a great show it is to network. Not a lot of exhibitors but everyone was bragging about the deals they made. There were many new companies that exhibited that made a big splash.

"Norm Wilson's Phoenix Fulfillment threw an incredible party. They had the number one trick bar tender in the world juggling bottles on fire and pouring stacks of multi-colored martinis. Outrageous. Sushi party. It truly gave me a sense of meaning and purpose in life, and a deep feeling of ultimate fulfillment.

"Cybererotica.com's Ron Levi is on cloud nine that the Players Ball went off so well. He was a major sponsor. AVN publisher Paul Fishbein was having the time of his life. He had a big smile on his face. He loves big parties. He hung with his buddy Hal from [travel agency] Rose Tours. There was an orgy at a house. Farrell Timlake and the Homegrown clan put on an exhibition in the hot tub. Farrell's the horniest man in porn.

"RJB Telcom had KSEX radio broadcasting from their booth the whole trade show. They had video games and pinball machines in their actual booth, so it was a big stopping ground for people as many webmasters are young and immature and like to be amused.

"JoeE was out gambling every night.

"Club Utopia hosted a great party hosted by LikeWhoa.com. Norm Wilson held a nice reception cocktail party. Alec Helmy threw a nice cocktail party where the major players like Vivid, Cybererotica, came out.

"JoeE threw a party the first night at the strip club Cheetahs with SmutCash and SilverCash.

"AVN was incredible. It was the most organized trade show. It was easy to get in and get your passes.

"I saw Yishai Habari walking around."

Luke: "You realize that this is a highly destructive lifestyle."

XXX: "Have you ever had fun in your life? What do you do for fun?"

Luke: "A shabbos meal."

XXX: "What do you have that would compare to an orgasm, a high or a buzz or an adrenalin inducing event like the Players Ball?"

Luke: "Quality conversation with quality people."

XXX: "I'm realizing that the longer I am in this business [internet porn], there are so many wonderful people. If you walked around with me during this tradeshow, you'd meet quality people.

"Many mainstream companies like AT&T and Marriot Hotels walked the floor. IVD's Frank Koretsky showed.

"Flying Crocodile was at the show. FCI officials said former FCI CEO Andy Edmond was a maniac, running the corporation on ego. And that killed the company. They're taking their lumps now.

"There were a lot of hookers inflitrating the parties, passing themselves off as talent. And they'd end up charging people at the end of the night for their services. They worked the show floor handing out escort cards.

Mutt writes on Ynottoppond.com: Calling somebody a wigger isn't racist. Ask a black guy what a wigger is he will know and laugh. I used to post on a hip hop board that went out of business, freshbooty.com or something like that, all black and Latins. Snoop and the rest aren't dumb. Wiggers amuse them and as long as it means $$$ to them they don't care.

Gotta say though that rappers, in fact most of the black community in show business is majorly anti semitic. I used to have a sound file of Janet Jackson going off all about the Jew lawyer and the Jew accountant. You may think they are your pals face to face. Behind your back it's Jew that, hymie that.

Chaim Amalek replies: I am shocked, SHOCKED, to learn of this. I always thought the shvartze was our friend.

Flashman Told To Keep Lower Profile

Porn middleman Flashman says: I got a strange phone call from that little photographer that works with me for Adult Stars Magazine. That little [Dino] Don Juan. He seemed angry about some picture you put on the site. I had no idea what he was talking about. My guess would be that if you put a picture of him on the site from one of those porno shoots, I wouldn't see what the problem would be. I couldn't understand, he was yelling in the phone that he was mad at Luke F-rd about something. He can join the club.

Hugh Hefner's part is the fifth of July, then Erotica LA, the FOXE Awards and the FSC's Night of the Stars. That was where we first met.

The reason that I haven't been calling you the last eight weeks... The magazines and the Date A Porn Star services that I work for, they told me to keep a lower profile. A lot of that conversation about, 'He's a pimp with sunglasses and a fur coat'... I have several people who send me nice pay checks call me on the phone and tell me, 'Let's go a little bit easy on Gene Ross and Luke F-rd for a while.' It's a little bit too much publicity. I did get some heat from some of the magazines that I write for and send pictures in... I got heat from escort people. It isn't a good idea to advertise too much.

A lot of the porn star girls called me and said, 'Flashman, never mention my name doing any kind of adult work.' They just didn't want the publicity. Maybe their mothers look at l-keford. When I call girl's houses, and their mother answers, I have to be very low key about f--- films coming up. It's dangerous. Sometimes the mothers think they're just modeling in Los Angeles.

Brad Shaw vs Jenna Jameson's Boyfriend Jay

Webmaster Brad Shaw writes: Luke, I am must say you coverage of the IA2000 show was disappointing. I figured you would be on top of all the gossip, such as how Jay [aka Justin Sterlin], Jenna's Fiancée threaten to "get rid of me" only to be carried off by one of his cronies.

Forest writes on Netpond: Brad..i dont care what anyone says... Your cool in my book for standing up to that pussy of jenna's how far up her ass was he?

FearZeus writes: Lukey, Let me tell you the truth about the Brad Shaw incident…..Forget Jay, Jenna, and Meni for a second. I have no stake in this, so what I observed was the total truth. I was the so-called "Jay's bodyguard" that Brad Shaw is talking about. I am a close personal friend of Jay's and Jenna's. And yes I happen to be a big guy….but Jay needing a bodyguard??? For a loompa, oompa?? How f---ing hilarious is that?? Hey asshole, I was there for the whole thing!!! All Jay wanted to do was to have a civilized conversation with you. Wanted to know why would you trash him and the site for NO REASON at all??? And instead of coming up with an answer that makes sense, you reply was, "That's who I am." What Jay was trying to HELP you understand…was that in this business….the "porn" business….internet or not….that one day you will insult the wrong person with the wrong kind of people….and you will disappear!!! Not that he was threatening you!!!

He was telling you that maybe you should reconsider your business approach. It doesn't make sense pissing people off….it just might come back to biting you in the ass!!! So Jay and I are about to walk away, and this Danny Devito meatball yells out, "Don't talk s--- what you can't back up!!!" I didn't know whether to punch the s--- out of this kid or stop Jay from smacking him around!!! Now I don't know if Jay would even bother touching him but I didn't want to take the chance and I stepped in front of Jay just in case. I have to remember that anything we do is a reflection on Jenna. Later, in front of the Venetian, this asian guy who works for Brad Shaw approached US, and HE started to ask US about the incident that happened earlier. We calmly explained about Brad Shaws lack of business communication skills. This asian guy kept saying, "Why can't we get along….let's all make money together??" And I laughed and told him "How can you make business with a potential client when you are berating, and insulting them in public on the internet like that?? That's it!!! That was the extent of the conversation with that guy.

Than Brad Shaw claims later we harassed one of his workers??? Brad Shaw….you want to know who you are?? You're that fat, short kid in high school who never got laid, always had a parent's note excusing you from Gym class, and cursing the jocks, and cheerleaders under your breath. Looking in the mirror saying to yourself, "One day I'm going to make it big….and when I do, I will teach them all who is laughing now!!" You know Brad, sounds like a great ABC after school special….but what you are forgetting, is that you are living in the real world. A world that has it's good side but then it also has it's evil side. The trick to living a good, healthy, abundant life, is to spend as much time as possible on the good side of the world. But the business that you are in Brad is in a world where you never know what could be hiding, or coming around the corner. So you try to walk as straight as you can…..and be as RESPECTFUL as you can!!! Because in that side of the world……you never know what can happen!!! Jay was trying to help you understand that. Instead of listening and learning….you were hoping to be hit and cash in from a lawsuit. I wish nothing but the best of luck to you. God knows in this world…we all need it!!!!

Brad Shaw writes on Netpond: Meni, is your neck sore from the leash you were wearing all week? The one coming out of the Jenna crews ass? ;-) BTW, why does a big tough guy like Jay need to walk around with a bodyguard. I can understand why Jenna would need security, but Jay? He afraid I am going to eat him for lunch? Maybe all that bleach damaged his brain.

Suitcase Pimp writes on Netpond: latest scoop from the show jay the bleach blonde stud of jenna jaminson, tried to have a throw down with brad shaw. i had a friend in the next booth tell me the whole thing. brad stood his ground while jay back down, i guess he is not a fighter after all. who will do business with a asshole like that? anyone remember fantasyman, rb, joee ever trying to fight someone. jay = class act

Meni@ClubJenna.com writes: Luke, Jay will talk to you if you want when he gets back. This is a f---ing joke. If Brad wants to fight Jay it will be over in 2 seconds. Jay got pulled away from hitting Brad. Thats the best thing that happened to Brad the whole show. Luke you got ties to the porn biz, ask people who know, Jay, "Jusin", "Ted Fine" How much of a bad ass he is. You think Jenna will be with a pussy? How stupid is Brad?

Meni writes on Netpond: Brad, are you kidding me? Leash? I work for Clubjenna. You fire [porn star] Alana [Evans] for showing up 10 minutes AFTER Celeste did. Well Tonda fired her. Was she upset cuz little Brad in your pants went rock hard for Alana on Monday? Dude, don't date your employees, BAD. Have your ex=girlfriend work for you, might not be the best strategy. Why do you have to post all this crap AFTER the show? Jay's buddy is Clay, Clay was doing security for Jenna. Clay is the guy 6'5" 240 lbs, lean, dark hair, goatee. If anyone at the show saw him, you will remember him. Vivid booth behind Jenna. You might be thinking of Joe, from NY, who is Jay's friend who was walking around too. Jay doesn't have a bodyguard. This Brad vs Jay thing is a joke. Jay talked you, and if you want to settle it another way. Good luck. Have fun.

Meni replies: Brad you said Tonda fired them. Celeste did not get fired and she was late too. Alana was the only girl who guys recognized. Telling her to the out of her room real nice. Next time don't use a Matrix girl for Fresh Photos booth. do the math

Brad Shaw writes on Netpond: Meni, the models were fired because they were over an hour late and showed up looking like crap, obviously cracked out on something. I do not care to have people like that representing my company.

Meni, if there is one thing I hate, it is boyfriends hanging around while a girl is trying to work. It can be a distraction when a girl is trying to give a dance in my booth, or suck a guy off on a shoot. Her BF stood in front of the booth all day, talking with her half the time. I tried to explain to him I had 2 people hired for security, but he would not let her out of his sights. Typical suit case pimp bf, that is why we do not allow BF's on the sets of our shoots.

Meni, the truth is what really pissed off Jay was my accurate pointing out of he may know the video business very well, but as far as the Internet business, he might as well by the Internet Lunch Box off the infomercial. Anyone recall Jenna's first site that took half an hour to load, was all flash and was reported to convert at a whopping 1:2500 on type in traffic? Good thing they hired MikeW.

And talking about handling things, going after my employees is super pussy work. If you have a problem with me, talk to me. I am very easy to find, I hide from nobody. Then when I confront you about it at the vivid booth, you deny it.

Meni writes: going after you employees? I was on E i wasn't mad at anyone Greg asked me what the Jay vs Brad thing was. Jay talked to Greg Greg waves to me the rest of the show. Serge, you were not there. Jay sat with Brad and talked for 10 minuts. Lectured him Jay walked away, Brad said something. Jay went up to Brad, Joe pulled Jay back. Later, someone at Brad's booth calls Jay a wimp. Again, Jay is not there. boy that real intellect. I do not tell Jay, because I don't want to see anything happen to Brad or his friends. Serge its simple, Brad insults, Jay about many things. Brad doesn't know Jay. Why is Brad talking about Jay? Cuz he thinks he'll be more webmasters signed up for SIC CASh with all his posts. Genius isn't it

Brad, do you want to have jay hit you, then you can sue him? as for his career. Over 700 movies shot, and his own company. And his phone biz. Why do you ask? Does he ask about how you make money?

Brad writes: Meni, Jay comes after me, I hit him in the wallet! He should learn how to handle things in a cival manner, rather than threatening to kill someone. If he wants to kill me, bring it on, what can I do about it.

Jeff Miller from SunupMedia writes: I understand, it is nothing personal between Brad and Jay, it is just business and of course I can respect that. I have seen it so many times before. Like the time when Pert plus shampoo came out and they started advertising that they were better than Head and Sholders shampoo. Oh man, you should have seen the CEO of Johnson and Johnson just wail on the Pert guy. I bet now he wishes he had a friend like Jay has to hold him back. Or better yet that time that Charmin came out with their new line and they showed that their rolls had 27% more paper than those cockholsters over at Northern. Its a damn good thing that the Charmin people travel with some extra rolls, they sure needed them to clean up the blood after the Northern guy showed up at their booth.

You see Meni, I don't need to hear anyones side of the story. Your friend Jay had no business showing up at Brad's booth, which Brad paid for, to start s---. It was not the time, nor the place. And the fact that Jay's friend had to hold him back from hitting Brad really adds credence to the fact that Brad is a very successful business person and Jay just appears to be a thug who got lucky and married a hot chick.

Tonda@ShawInternet.com writes on Netpond: That the girls that were fired were fired for several reasons.

- They did not were the appropriate clothing.
- They did not show up on time. As a matter of fact they did not even call to say they were running an hour and a half late.
- They had a bad attitude from the moment they arrived and honestly Brad wanted them sent home the first day but I was giving them a second chance to "redeem" themselves.

Overall the ones that were sent home after violating there contract were not serving there purpose anyways.

As far as Alana being the only one guys recognized??? Damn...I could have swore that Ryan Conner was giving some damn good dances and was by FAR the most requested. I am sure Meni will try to continue this BS as he is probably sweating the "cut" he was suppose to get from the girls that got fired after the first day...however, this is the last I am going to post about this. What was done is done and that is that.

AlienX@SinCityDollars.com writes: I think the Internext Expo really did not have that many there but I think it was one of the most intensive in side line deals ever!

Anon writes on Netpond: Anthony openly admits he makes his money by deceiving, coercing and confusing his customers, whom he doesn't even ACKNOWLEDGE as customers. He's got a lot of BAAAAAAAAAD karma, and his associate Nick has even WORSE. It always appears that the deceitful prosper, but they usually get it in the end, as the coming changes bear out. Just because a person has learned to ACT civilized, does not make him a good person.

Anthony, the former operator of Netpond, writes on Netpond: The surfer is a commodity. He has a worth to a paysite owner. He's not my friend, he's not my business partner, guess what? I don't give a f---. Yep, I'm old news... I play golf all day, while you keep building your sites, our group churns out more signups in a day then you probably could in a month. Heya Serge, got room for me in the semi-retirement group?

Luke writes Evan@Xpays.com: I was telling Kevin Blatt the other day how impressed I am with how Xpays converts traffic into signups... It pulls better than anything... Hey, Brad's been taking some shots at you on the boards, any response? How was the show?

Evan replies: Was the greatest time and business we have ever had at any tradeshow show ever- XPays.com and XThreadz (our new clothing line) received amazing feedback and offers throughout the show and my e-mail here is a treat!! Major announcements coming out on new XPays acquisitions that will benefit all XPays partners and sponsors!! Regarding Brad- beware of false prophets and consider the source of the water you drink (my only comments). XPays is truly blessed and we are growing with our partners :)

Pornographer Norm Wilson of Phoenix Fulfillment tells Luke: "We had an awesome show. The convention was smaller than usual, but it was quality traffic. The people who were there were all important. It was at a slow enough pace that you could really talk to everyone and do what you had to do. Usually you feel like you didn't get everything done. We had an oxygen bar at the booth that was popular."

Luke: "When I posted my first interview with you, I got two negative email about you. And one guy, Rick, wrote: 'Ask Norm about the nude pictures of ten year old kids on his computer.'"

Norm: "That's nothing that I know about. It's an open office. I don't know what they had on any computers. There was nothing in any active files that I'm aware of. I heard that Price Waterhouse found some affiliate files on a computer... As they said in their depositions, I was never there.

"And judging by the actions these people have taken, they would stop at nothing. They would stop at planting nothing if they could. I was surprised there were no drugs in the office. It wouldn't be beyond them to plant them there. They did just about every dirty trick in the book."

Mutt writes: Serge was going to write a book with Luke F-rd...then.......... that's Serge's story to tell or not tell. I read Luke's first book, f---ing ponderous as hell, he turned a great subject into a tedious text book about the porn business. Luke could write a killer book or screenplay about the porn business if he put his mind to it and just let it fly. I told him once in some chatroom that he should write up a treatment and take it to HBO. There's nothing in the XXX industry that hasn't been in Sex in the City or Oz.

Meni Troupakis vs Brad Shaw

Meni Troupakis, a hot headed Greek American, writes: I'm on the phone with deep throat, someone who knows something about [Brad Shaw's company Shaw Internet] SIC. Brad's ex-girlfriend onda gets jealous of the female employees and cans them - 15 employees been fired in 3 years. Brad is out of control, he thinks that Jay's friend Joe was his bodyguard. I don't want to see anyone disfigured but Jay can do it instantly.

Brad writes: Meni, do me a favor, stop feeding Luke F-rd BS info. We do not need to drag you into this, do we?

Meni69 says: Brandi had her cucumber pics bought by Brad and sent all over the net, nice guy
Meni69: Brad was nice enough to say he was going to send the pics to Brandi's mom
Meni69: I think Brandi told Brad to go f--- Tonda, and if he has to grease her up first
Meni69: Brad informs me that Brandi and him are cool now
Meni69: GREAT

Brad Shaw writes: Luke, Meni used to work for me, he was let go after two weeks. How many jobs has he had? As far as 14 people fired in 3 years, he is not even close. Maybe he thinks since I fired him, he counts 14x. As far as employees fired, I have fired 2 in the last year. I think he needs to get a clue. I am heading to the lake in a bit, maybe we can do an interview tomorrow. This Jay/Jenna thing is some pretty funny stuff.

Meni replies: Luke, I worked for Brad one month. I was VP of SIC, and made a whopping $1,000 per month. Thats a job to die for. Who else have I worked for? I do sell feeds for Videosecrets, and continue too. Thats it. I own my own agency, and have over 150 free sites. I am Director of Marketing for ClubJenna.com Luke if you want, I will have deep throat email you and tell you anything you want. Interview Brad, ask him about the fake diploma he made with Tonda to fool her parents. They bought her a Durango for graduating college. Too bad its fake. I wanna know what school she graduated from, lets call it, and see if she's reall a graduate FearZeus, said it all. Now can we just get along? hee hee and Luke I'm not hot headed, I'm a clown I love you Lukey.

Brad Shaw Reviews Internext

Brad Shaw writes on Ynnottopond.com:

The Convention floor itself:

Well that was pretty lame. Mostly other exhibitors walking around trying to sell to one another. Traffic was very slow. Maybe this was because who wants to go to vegas in the summer, or maybe because the smaller webmasters can not afford to attend. Had a few good meetings, but nothing I could not do from my office.

Noticed several large companies chose not to exhibit as the cost of doing so is getting ridiculous. January may be the final show for many from what I am hearing. I think the future is these smaller shows, my favorite one to this point being Vancouver. I can say I did more business there, then in Vegas and it cost me MUCH less.

Must have had 20 people come ask me for jobs, companies must be making cuts to stay profitable.

The parties:

Looks like companies were cutting back on blowing $100k on parties, once again a sign of the times. Players Ball was decent, but I can do without waiting in line to get in a place. And the awards were well, a JOKE. Will not be attending another players ball in the future. Had enough of the wiggerness and promotion of illegal drugs in a public forum. Casts our business in a very poor public light in front of national press coverage. Must say Evan, your speech was a classic, your momma must be proud of her son and his public promotion of illegal drugs. I had to have my translator decode your speech though, I do not understand wiggerspeak very well.

Smaller, more intimate parties/dinners are the way to go. Dinner held by Oculus and WEG was first class.

I heard from Billy that the Gay webmaster events sponsored by CCBILL were great. Especially the wiener roast. His full report on the Gay webmaster side of things will be coming tomorrow.

As far as people wanting to kick my ass:

Well first there is Jay who is living off of his brothers fortune or off Jenna's name, I can not decide. Is it true he used to be a hairdresser? He and his bodyguard came over to talk some smack. I basically told him I am the way I am, and he nor anyone else will change it. He continued to tell me he can make me disappear in 5 minutes with a snap of his fingers. As he came at me to possibly throw a punch, his bodyguard grabbed him and escorted him away. My conclusion is that he is a puss and it was all staged with his bodyguard.

In closing about Jay, looks like he is upset because he has no clue about the Internet business and was looking for someone to take his frustrations out on me. I am sure Jenna Cash, paying $30 per $30 sign-up will be huge. We all know surfers hate trials and would rather pay $30 per month upfront, haha right.

There is Tom Blanchard. This guy needs some serious mental help. He came by to kick my ass, but out of respect for Tonda, he said he would wait a few weeks then come to Dallas to do so. Tom, one word, Prozac! Are you planning on doing this before or after you shoot Anthony? Who the heck paid for this guy to come out to Vegas anyways. I heard JoeE did? Anyone else want to get in line? Overall the show was eventful but left me wondering one thing. Why do all these people have bodyguards? Should I not be the one with bodyguards?

Shawna Edwards Alive and Kicking

Chris@SplitInfinity.com writes on Netpond: I got ONE question though.... what the hell is up with all the hookers in that damn hotel showing up at all of our parties and acting like bitches. Drink our booze, party with our fun crowd and get bitchy with people because WE don't need to pay for it? LOL! Who invited them anyway! Ack! Anyone got some great Hooker-Gone-Bitch stories? OH!!!!

And does anyone have any news on that girl [Shawna Edwards] who was either passed out or "no longer with us"? That made me sad to see her laying on the floor like that while exiting the show. ER crews were trying to help her, does anyone know who she was or her status? Crossing my fingers that she's ok.

Dig420 writes on Netpond: Chris, I don't know who she was [Shawna Edwards] but I know who she was with and I won't say here because it just doesn't look good.. she had a big bottle of Jack in her little bag and I stuck around until the hotel medical staff got there, I think she's alright. I didn't know that EMT's showed up though.

Hooker-gone-bitch: I met a local stripper, HOTASS little native american girl who looked like Hyapatia Lee in the 70's at the Lace party. She calls up about 2am wanting to come up to the room. Ok definitely cool. She brings her two very very chubby friends. Not so cool. After not drinking all night I proceed to get s---faced with this chick, and you should NEVER, I repeat NEVER try to keep up with a drunk Indian - hope that's not to politically incorrect. Ennyhow, after drinking about a case between us of that great $12.00/bottle Corona the Venetian sells, she starts talking about cash.. I just went to bed LOL There should be some kind of rule that hookers have to state their identity at the BEGINNING of the evening, imho, but what the f---, I got drunk and got a little free slap and tickle, it was worth it ;)

I had to sit next to one of the show girls [Shawna Edwards] who was nearly comatose outside the front door of the show so she wouldn't hit the floor.. she had a nearly empty bottle of Jack Daniels in her little bag but I think she had a little horse in her system too, either that or three or four straight days with that white s--- was starting to catch up with her.

Speaking of the white s---, why are so many webmasters still digging coke so much? I try and TRY to stay away from that s---, one snort and the whole night is ruined because all you're going to do search for more the entire evening.. was smoking weed up in my room with some of the ST crew, I guess it's not news that they don't miss Andy [Edmond] very much over there hehehe

A Jew Talks About The Schwartzes

"Even among blacks there are different colors. There is dark black, and there is mocca. The mocca type are cleverer, usually the darker color come from the street .... The darker blacks are stupid, they will do whatever you tell them, like slaves."

Maccabi Tel Aviv basketball coach Pini Gershon, in remarks made in a lecture several months ago and reported on a web site and then in the press. He later apologised to anyone who may have been hurt and said the words had not been quoted in the context in which he said them. (Jerusalem Report)

Helpful writes: Please forward this to Mr. Marcus for comment.

Chaim Amalek writes: Hmmm.... so that explains certain voting patterns. How will god punish the jews for this racism?

Luke Talks About Himself

Shane tells Luke: "I'm sorry you have to experience another loss. I imagine that you're feeling that, once again, you were denied the unconditional love/acceptance/home that you thought you might find. It seems an unusually painful pattern to keep repeating, but then again, it's difficult to make comparisons among people suffering. In any event, in my experience, it's not the pain that drives someone to break the pattern, but the sheer boredom/frustration associated with repetition. Viewed in this way, there is cause for hope: because you will only have the opportunity to replay this particular drama a finite number of times in your life, you've taken care of another one and you have fewer left to do (or even zero - if you're finally feeling tired of this pattern!)

"So what have you learned from the loss?"

Luke: "I shouldn't have gone to the shul every day and so closely integrated myself. I should've kept more distance."

Shane: "I think what will make the difference is being straight with people. I don't know how you will put your work together with your religion. The problem was that these people felt betrayed. They felt you had not been straight with them. People can't tolerate being intimate with someone who is not honest with them.

"I know that psychologically you need to work through this and get yourself kicked out again and again. Are you going to replay this until the end of your life or do things differently? I believe you have the intelligence and the courage to do something other than what you've been doing."

Luke: "I'm having nightmares that my ban will spread throughout other orthodox shuls in the community."

Shane: "You can't betray such a large group in the future because you will be more known."

Luke: "I don't know that a large group feels betrayed. A few people feel betrayed. I abided by the norms of the community while in the community, then wrote my bloody web site."

Shane: "If l-keford.com becomes widely known, you will be known and there will be no more double life. Will you still fight yourself? Will you seek out other ways to go undercover and then kicked out?"

Luke: "I enjoy going undercover and exploring things."

Shane: "The people to whom you're undercover will inevitably feel betrayed. There's a standard of honesty that is more than just not lying. There's a standard of being straight with people, and not allowing them to think what isn't so. People you profess to care about and admire will inevitably get angry with you if you're not straight with them."