Friday, June 15th, 2001

Dennis Hof On Mila Shegol - Perhaps Hookers Don't Make Good Wives?

I spoke with Moonlight Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof Friday afternoon.

Dennis: "This is unbelievable. But we got the wedding notice. I will fax it to you."

Dennis faxed the wedding notice to me and it appeared authentic.

Dennis: "I don't know what her trip is. This guy came in here many times and spent a lot of money on her. That we know positively. I know she told me she was going to take this guy down. She said, 'I'm gonna grab this guy and hook up with him on a permanent basis. This is going to be my retirement program.' Then she disappears [in March of this year] and says she's going to rehab.

"A few weeks go by. We start searching for her [because Mila has kept a furnished room full of her stuff at the Bunny Ranch] and we can't find her. Then she shows up on a web site out of New York - Exotica-2000.com. Look that up and you'll see her name on there. She was with us for a year and a half."

From Exotica2000.com on Mila Nasty:

"This Russian-born slut stands just over five feet tall, but has a demanding way about her that makes her seem like a whirling dervish of dirty movies. In the past year, Mila capitalized on her prolapsed sphincter, making her, in our estimation, the first porn star to wear Depends diapers by the time she's 30. She's small boned with pert breasts and has spent most of her career getting crammed and poked in the most sensational and down and dirty, low budget sexvids. In movies like The Violation of Chandler, Mila shoots colored liquid from her distended bungus for a disgusting and riveting act overindulgence. Mila is one of the more guilty pleasures of porn star lusting."

Dennis Hof: "We had somebody check her place in Reno and she'd moved out. And then we got this announcement that she got married May 31st to this customer. We know he's a customer. He called me yesterday."

Luke: "And did he tell you he was married to her?"

Dennis: "No, he said it was none of my business. So we said, we know you're a customer. We know she left here with you and went many places. You spent tens of thousands on her. We know that. And so, when we get an announcement that you're married to her, that sounds reasonable. That's what she said she was going to do. She said she was going to hook you. This was the big fish she was going to hook."

Luke: "This is crazy."

Dennis: "This is Mila though. She's a handful. I don't know what game she's playing now. If she wants to work, she can work. We don't care. We have 250 girls that are licensed with us."

Luke: "Do you ever have any angry fathers come to your ranch and take away their girls from working for you?"

Dennis: "No, no. But this marriage thing happens to us about four times a year. But now it sounds like she's bad rapping Danger Boy Video also. She's good friends with them.

"We love it when our girls get hooked up and get out of the business. If somebody's happy, that's all we care about. If it's not her making the money, some other girl will.

"The only thing that we dislike is that she left here saying she was going to rehab for Xanax, trying to get off prescription Xanax, and then she didn't come back for a month. Then we started getting worred. Then someone else pointed out to us that she's on that Exotica-2000.com web site.

"Then we called her mother, saying, you've got to give us some answers. Because she still had her room here - the best room in the house. We wanted to know what was going on. If she's not going to be here, we wanted to pack her up and get her stuff out of here.

"She never called or anything. We just packed up all her stuff..."

Luke: "These chicks are crazy."

Dennis: "Many of them are. But you've got to love Mila, she's just so off the wall.

"She left here March 16. We were thrilled to death that she was going to rehab. She had been in the hospital no less than four times. Three times the paramedics were here because of her seizures. She was doing Xanax. You could help the porn world by letting them know because all these girls do Xanax. They don't realize that taking Xanax for as much as six weeks, when you go off it, you'll have seizures. It's like you're having an epileptic fit. And we just learned this from her. Something good comes from everything.

"She'd be sitting around here and all of a sudden, she'd have a seizure and they'd haul her out of here. And finally we figured out what was going on. She was having a hard time kicking this thing. So we were happy when she went to rehab. But she never came back.

"It said on Exotica-2000.com, that she was going to be in New York from April 4 to April 20. Then we called her mother and her mom said Mila was sick and still in rehab.

"Alexandria Quinn was coming to work here. We advertised her. But she didn't come in because somebody in the [video] industry told her she wouldn't be able to work [in porn] if she worked at the Bunny Ranch.

"These girls are going to do it anyway [prostitution], they might as well do it in a legal environment where they're safe. Rather than go to a hotel with a guy and wonder whether he's a mass murderer."

Luke: "What do you think of these internet escort sites?"

Dennis: "We get calls all the time from the police departments in these cities asking us about these things. Because they know that some of the same girls are going to both of them. I talk to the LAPD Vice, the New York Vice... They call me because I am a legal business and they know I'll talk to them. The thing I try to get across to them is that we have nothing to do with it because we're not licensed to do that.

"We don't send girls out of Nevada. These girls don't realize that if someone calls for a deal with a girl in LA to meet them in Las Vegas or Mexico... That they've committed a federal offense called 'White Slavery.' The Mann Act. And it is serious stuff. All these girls take this lightly, but when the feds grab a bunch of them someday, and they're wearing an ankle bracelet like Heidi Fleiss is right now, they're not going to be happy.

"You don't want to get a prostitution arrest and get strong-armed by some guy. You know the horror stories. And this can be a hardcore business when it is done illegally. When it is done legally, it's run like any other business. If there's a problem, we call the police. Because it is legal and they know the police will come defend us, they don't give us any problems. Where if a guy is an asshole, and he's got a girl in a hotel in New York and he wants to strongarm her, what's she going to do? Call the police and say I am a prostitute and he's beating me up?

"I have no problem with law enforcement and the IRS. I associate with them. We all go to the same functions. I'm as legitimate as the Dairy Queen owner down the street, except that I have more money."

Luke: "Do you recruit civilian girls to work at the Ranch?"

Dennis: "After 46 years [of the Ranch], you're getting second generation [working girls]. You're getting granddaughters of people that have worked here. My way of recruiting is when I go on Howard Stern or 20/20 or A&E... I got this gorgeous 19-year old girl out of Texas Jennifer Walker. She's never worked before. Her and her mom are watching Howard Stern and see me. And she sees me and says, 'Mom, if I was ever going to be in the sex industry, that's who I'd work for.' Then, a few weeks later, they saw me on Rikki Lake. So mom says, 'Why don't you call?' So she calls and comes to work.

"When Howard Stern says my toll free number, 2000 people call me. When we say our web site address, our hits to our web site goes way up.

"Good luck with this thing with Mila. If you sort it out, let me know."

Porn Star Hookers

I call the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Dennis Hof talks about two porn stars at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch who don't want to be publicized.

He refers me to www.Exotica-2000.com where I find the following porn stars listed:

It takes a special kind of woman to venture into the adult entertainment industry. In addition to her gorgeous looks, she must possess a physical and mental stamina that goes beyond the abilities of most women. In addition, she can’t be shy about showing off her prowess in front of the camera, knowing that millions of viewers will see her in intense action. Watching Summer Haze turn up the heat in Blondes Do Have More Fun or Spantaneous do her sweet thing in Honeywood exemplifies how multi-faceted these women really are.

Knowing all this, have you ever wondered what it would be like to meet these stars? Exotica-2000 offers the unique opportunity to meet some of the adult entertainment industry’s hottest actresses for elite companionship. Now you can dine with Kasorn Swan, spend a night on the town with Alexandria Quinn, or sip cocoa in front of the fire with Anne Malle. When you reach for the stars at Exotica-2000, a galaxy of famous actresses is never beyond your grasp.

Angelica Sin, Alexandra Quinn, Allison Kilgore, Anna Malle, Annie Andersin, Bianca Trump, Blake Mitchell, Brittany Andrews, Celeste Crawford, Claudia Chase, Cricket, Cumisha, J.R. Carrington, Kasorn Swan, Kathy Willets, Kiana Bradley, Kimberly Kupps, Kristina St. James, Lauryl Canyon, Leanna Foxx, Mia Smiles, Mila Nasty, Natalie Bach, Olivia, Phylisha Anne, Raquel DeVine, Regan Starr, Rosy Rocket, Ryan Conner, Sana Fey, Sofia Staks, Spantaneeus, Stacey Nichols, Summer Haze, Sunset Thomas, Taylor Wayne.

Mia Smiles

Looking at this tiny Asian woman with the long, schoolgirl hair and the gleaming smile, you'd never imagine in your wildest dreams that this cutie could be one of the most prolific porn stars ever. You'd probably never believe it without seeing for yourself, but Mia and her tight little body have ignited the screen in well over 150 sweltering scenes in just the last few years. Her delicate features and thin figure don't even begin to hint at the wild, sexual woman that lies within. Mia is a take-no-prisoners temptress with no taboos to hold her back. If you haven't already, go and check out Mia's unbridled escapades in films like Dark Garden or Torn. One look at Mia in action and you'll see why this enchanting nymphet has earned so many fans and why her fans keep begging her for more.

Ron Jeremy On Opie & Anthony

From jeff in NYC: Today Ron Jeremy was on the Opie+Anthony radio show on WNEW FM-here are hilights:he felt up a 46 year old virgin(stalker patti from the show), later he made her reach into his pants where he had a pair of U2 tickets (her favorite band)then they had her reach back in for $10 which ron had under his sac,then ron had to reach into her pants for $20which she got,he said it was not easy to keep a hard on while doing the 80 year old woman he did in a vid-he had to put his mind on something else and squeeze his dick alot, he said the difference between men and women is if a woman finds 1 thing about a guy she dislikes, she won't screw him but a guy will do it with just about anyone, he told them he's had sex twice with TRACI LORDS,

More Jackasses In The Jew-Owned Viacom Family

What would Dr. William Pierce say about this?

From Inside.com: The success of Opie and Anthony's New York afternoon drive-time radio show begins with a basic conceit: that its two hosts are regular guys, not so different from their listeners, with the same problems and desires as the typical 18- to 49-year-old man stuck in traffic on the Long Island Expressway. Anthony plays a lot of computer games; Opie works out. They're endlessly fascinated by strippers. But there's one major way they're different from their mook-populated audience: they're rich radio stars, and their fans are not.

Infinity is ''intent on moving Opie and Anthony out to be a national brand.''

And that worries Michael Harrison, editor of Talkers magazine, the talk-radio trade pub -- and also, it should be pointed out, a jock on WNEW back in its progressive-rock glory days. ''This is a corporate story, not a cultural one,'' he says of the deal, proffered by the radio arm of media giant Viacom. ''It signifies that a company, a major company the size of CBS, thinks that this new style of broadcasting is big enough and significant enough to put major marketing and financial effort behind it ... The simple meaning is, 'Wow, raunch is big.' I think the bigger meaning is that stockholders and the corporate nature of media will do anything for a profit.'' Indeed, in a media world that is not only corporate but also conglomeratized, Infinity's promulgation of Opie and Anthony is in line with corporate sibling MTV's defense of Jackass and half-sibling Comedy Central's embrace of The Man Show.

Brook Lane

Rob Spallone phoned Friday around noon: "I'm waiting for my Brook girl to get here. She's the funniest thing you've ever seen. We're going to shoot her Monday and we're going to do an interview about her thing with Extreme and her thing with Metro. Somebody from Metro called last night, saying, why are we backing her up? The girl is crazy. She did this and that. I said, all right. We'll interview her and we'll send you the tape.

"I got her $5000 worth of work today. You just have to know how to talk to her."

James DiGiorgio promises: "This interview is explosive. But I promised Metro that they would get the tape first. This tape is going to blow the roof off of Metro."

Porn Stars Don't Make For Good Wives - It's All About Luke

Contrary to reports on l-keford.com this week, porn stars and hookers don't make for good wives.

Over the past week, I've talked to several company owners whose marriages and sanity is disintegrating under the strain of working in the sex industry. And while I've granted their requests to leave their personal lives out my column, I couldn't help but bring it up in my therapy this morning.

Sarah giggles to Lukey: "You had to get her feedback on that one, huh? These pornographers who beat up women and cheat on their wives and patronize whores, don't always have solid marriages?"

I can think of three pornographers who over the past few years have told me that their marriages have never been stronger, that the sex industry does not affect their marriage, who are now separated or divorced.

I've never been in any line of work as the sex industry where I've encountered so many suicidal people.

Contrary to popular belief, ready access to whores does not make for stable family life. In fact, working in "adult entertainment" makes one vulnerable to Child Protection Services taking your kids away, about the biggest nightmare for many porn star hooker working moms.

Porn lobbyst Mike Ross, for instance, wrote eloquently in AVN a few years ago about how he and his wife were prevented from adopting because of his work. About 18 months later, Ross separated from his wife of 15 years.

A few months ago, Nina Hartly split from her two longtime partners - Dave and Bobby. Until now, Nina's relationship had been the longest lasting of any porn star.

One exception to this bleak trend - VCA's Marty Turkel and Mrs Turkel are about to celebrate 44 years of marriage. But down the hall from Marty, VCA owner Russell Hampshire is on his third marriage. And I believe that a year or two ago, Veronica Hart aka Jane Hamilton split from her husband. They have two teenage sons.

Vivid owner Steve Hirsch has not had this problem because he's never married. Which doesn't prevent him from impregnating women. His good friend Chris Mann, owner of Video Team and a second generation pornographer like Steve, split from his wife over a year ago. Mann has several kids.

I suspect that the Italians in this industry, like Joe and Barbara Spallone, tend to have longer lasting marriages and tighter families than the secular Jews.

XXX says: I suppose that cheating on your wives and beating up porn stars makes for a tighter family unit than secular Jews, hey Lukey?

Luke says: I believe that Jeremy Stone, editor of Adam Film World, has married and divorced three times. I think the top editors of other porn magazines have never married. Gene Ross and I have never married.

Agent Reb Sawitz has a long lasting and solid marriage. Jim South a long marriage. And his son Jim Jr works for him. And agent Regan Senter is divorced.

I believe Bill Margold has married and divorced twice. I believe he has three kids that he has no contact with.

I talked to a reporter Friday who's writing about porn star escorts for a Maxim-style magazine.

Reporter: Could you give me the lay of the land. Is escorting a common phenonemon among porn stars?

Luke: "The reality is all porn stars and nude models are hookers. They just vary in their price - from $250 to $50,000 per trick. From Playboy Playmates on down, virtually all of these girls will have sex for money. See the June issue of Philadelphia magazine which describes swindler Mark Yagalla leafing through Playboy magazine and then ordering girls through NicisGirls.com. I doubt there's a Playboy Playmate or porn star out there who wouldn't sleep with you for $50,000.

"Allmost all people, and almost all these girls, have illusions. The sex industry has tremendous hierarchies. Strippers look down on other strippers who spread their vaginal lips during an act. Generally speaking in a strip act, called "dancing" by the industry, the better looking girls perform the least explicit and the least enthusiastic routines. Porn girls who don't do anal often look down on those who do. Hookers and porn stars and strippers and nude models all look for various ways to castigate and look down on their peers.

"Escort girls who charge $10,000 a night often look down on $1000 a night hookers. Porn stars are whores without shame."

Reporter: Are there certain porn stars who are notorious in this area?

Luke: "Yes, Sunset Thomas was the first A-list porn star to work at the Bunny Ranch. She broke a barrier and many have followed her. Teri Weigel has become well known for her escorting.

"I remember when I started reporting regularly on the Porn Star Central board on BigDoggie.net, there were reports that a dozen porn stars or so had quit the hobby for fear of being exposed. Porn stars routinely lie and deny their escorting work.

"Taylor St. Claire is a typical story. She started out doing nude scenes in B movies. Then she did girl-girl scenes, beginning with Andrew Blake. She pled with me in 1998 to not write about her because she didn't consider herself a porn star. She was only in the industry temporarily because she needed money. Later, she did guys on camera, and then double penetration and the most extreme product. Now she's a famous escort.

"Becoming famous for escorting does reduce the porn star's allure. When they are on the screen and unreachable, they have higher cachet than if anyone can hire them for $1500 for an hour. That's why Jenna Jameson's coterie reacted so vehemently to that report in Philadelphia magazine."

Reporter: Why haven't NicisGirls, and AdultStarFantasy etc been busted by the cops?'

Luke: "Because, with some plausibility, they can argue they're only matchmakers. They set people up on dates, etc... Whatever happens next, is between the girl and client. For instance, stock swindler Mark Yagalla was genuinely looking for a girlfriend."

Reporter: Do you think there are any porn stars that authentically don't escort?

Luke: "No. Lying and deceit are endemic to this industry."

Reporter: On the flip side, isn't it common for these escorting sites to advertise certain porn stars as available who are not available?

luke: "That's common. It's an industry filled with deceit."

Reporter: You sound very glum about the whole thing today.

Luke: Well, I have friends and acquaintances in the industry whose lives and marriages are falling apart. Because I know of people in the escorting racket who've had nervous breakdowns. I was talking about this in therapy. I know this industry too well. I know the tremendous emotional toll this industry takes. Many people think that high end escort work and porn is glamorous, romantic and sexy but I know how twisted and suicidal and damaged these people are.

Reporter: Unfortunately, this magazine doesn't want to hear about that. They don't want to hear about suicide and nervous breakdowns.

beccafive: hey lukey baby...in your report on porn stars not making good wives, why didn't you finish it? why didn't you 'fess up as to what conclusions you and your therapist came to?

beccafive: seriously....it would have made for a more interesting report
Luzdedos1: the conclusions we came to were awful
Luzdedos1: it wasn't pretty beccafive: oh lord, how bad can it be?
beccafive: give me an example

Luzdedos1: well, i've been trying to rescue these porn stars, and get them in therapy and in synagogue and sometimes in my bed, and I realize that much of the reason for my doing this, is just my ego. I want to save them, like Christian evangelists want to save souls for Jesus. It's not so much that I deeply care about them, I just want to rack up points and feel important by "saving" fallen women. And some of the reason I go to shul and do mitzvas and give charity and do good deeds, so that my Jewish peers can respect and praise me.

beccafive: well, what reasons did you come up with why other porn people's marriages fail..that's what i'm wondering about Luzdedos1: well, that's obvious, the sex industry is a sewer
beccafive: and you needed to consult with a therapist to come up with THAT conclusion?
beccafive: hasn't that been your opinion all along?
Luzdedos1: yes, but it is interesting how my ego suffuses everything I do, even the good deeds, even the rescuing of these fallen women from the sewer. It's still all about me.
beccafive: LOL...we know, lukey baby, we know:-)
Luzdedos1: Part of the reason I want to be a rabbi, or a crusading porn journalism muckracker, anti-Mafia crusader, is so that I can prove to people that I am a good and worthy person, who should be applauded.
beccafive: btw, why are you so hung up on this whole porn/mafia possible connection?
Luzdedos1: It should get me mega points in journalism heaven, it is legitimate mainstream news, and makes me look courageous and heroic

beccafive: so basically your whole sole existence is in convincing others that you're a "worthy" person?
Luzdedos1: yes
beccafive: okay, well, good luck with THAT....shouldn't you be more worried about what YOU think of YOU?
Luzdedos1: nah, i am not worthy
beccafive: you're right;-)
Luzdedos1: pLEASE tell me, what do you really think of me? I need some narcissistic supply
Luzdedos1: do you adore me as much as lynne does?
beccafive: okay, i think you're clever and very intelligent and you use that to your advantage AND i think you have this "poor little me" act down fairly well...
beccafive: HELL NO!!

I quote from the book WHY THE JEWS?: In nearly every society in which the [religious] Jews have lived for the past two thousand years, they have been better educated, more sober, more charitable with one another, committed far fewer violent crimes, and had a considerably more stable family life than their non-Jewish neighbors. These characteristics of Jewish life have been completely independent of Jews' affluence or poverty. As the noted Black economist Thomas Sowell has concluded: "Even when the Jews lived in slums, they were slums with a difference - lower alcoholism, homicide, accidental death rates than other slums, or even the city as a whole. Their children had lower truancy rates, lower juvenile delinquency rates, and (by the 1930s) higher IQs than other children... Despite a voluminous literature claiming that slums shape people's values, the Jews had thier own values, and they took those values into and out of the slums."

The high level of Jewish intellectual and professional achievement in the Western world is the most obvious example of Jews successfully applying to the secular world a value they acquired from Judaism. Since its inception, Judaism has made study a religious obligation for its members...

The [Jewish] family was strengthened by other Jewish laws as well. The Jewish Sabbath, for example, is observed more in the home than in the synagogue. Its central religous rituals are fulfilled in the house: the Sabbath candles, the parental blessing of the children, the kiddush over the wine, the lengthy meal and concluding grace, and the custom that a husband and wife have sexual relations on Friday night.

Judaism's effects on the Jewish family have been powerful. Sociologists have long noted that fewer Jewish families break up than do non-Jewish ones, and that among families that stay intact, the members of Jewish families generally remain closer than do members of non-Jewish families.

That Judaism has been the source of Jewish family values has been reconfirmed of late by the rates of divorce and spouse desertion among secular Jews, which are approximately the same as for the non-Jewish society. (From the book, "Why The Jews? The Reason For Antisemitism.")

Gregory Bowman writes: Luke, If this is true that porn stars do not make good wives you may as well toss in the towel because your fame and fortune has banned you from finding the good Orthodox bashert of your dreams. as you put it earlier in the week about a nice Jewish girl your heart beats for "And I stare and I see, holy hell, it is "Shanna."... "But I don't think she'd ever go out with me if she knew about l-keford.com."

Have you talked with your therapist about the inevitability that you will one day fall in love with a porn star and get hopelessly swept up in the heat of the moment, casting away your Orthodoxy for the attraction you have? I'm confident your therapist today was picturing her new sailboat or BMW with the countless billable hours you will be spending in therapy afterwards when your future porn star wife flakes realizing that Friday nights are the best night for partying, that raisin toast and cream cheese is not a food group, and the fact that you are so obsessed with paradox of Orthodox Judaism and pornography.

You may want to work out an amortization plan with your therapist; I would suggest a 30 year fixed with two point max since interest rates are low right now. Oh the humanity. Luke you are a doomed man.

Porn star Tiffany Mynx, sending along pictures of herself in white bridal gowns, writes: Hey all! Dropping you an update on what's been going on in my world. First off Pagan Pictures has finished shooting "Flaunt It" and are taking it into the editing room! The final scene we shot has me and Lee Stone doing the nasty with Chandler giving me some finger action from behind! On the web front I got some big news for you all. I have joined forces with these sites [NikitaDenise, Mila, Obsession] to create an online community for the fans.

Azlea Antistia Alive and Well

MRYYZ writes on BigDoggie.net: I heard a rumor tha she shot herself 2 weeks ago... someone can confirm?!?! I love her!!!!!

Sue replies on BigDoggie.net: Azlea was In a car wreck a couple of months ago. She Is alive and is as beautiful and as outrageous as ever!!!!! She will be In NY this coming week. See her ad on NYEXOTICS (BRUNETTES) 6/18-6/25 call 888-416-4170.

San Te writes on BigDoggie.net: I hope this is just a rumor. I exchanged emails with her a couple of months ago and even told her about this board. I sent her an email about 3 or 4 weeks ago but didn't get a reply. She had just opened up a new business. If I remember correctly it was a boutique. I know she had been bartending at the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas so they might know something.

Why So Many Porn Star Angels?

writes on RAME: >Just wondering if you know how many "Angels" are new >to the biz?

Pat Riley replies: Far too many. There's this one, a black girl, the guy you mention, and of course the ones from earlier in 2000 who might still turn up in "new" footage.

Witrock has the annoying habit of airbrushing tattoos on his website I can't confirm anything. There's an Angel who looks somewhat similar in BJ Adventures of Dr Fellatio #33 and another in Teen Tryouts Audition #5 you might check out. Try entering "Angel" as a search criteria in Jaded's website and check out each of the results.

> Why can't these people >just make up a last name?

Because they're incompetent? Because the directors and producers are incompetent? Because the agents are incompetent? I watched one the other day where the guy behind the camera asks the girl her name. She looks befuddled and then bursts into laughter and says that she's forgotten her name. You should also like Vivid where they keep taking girls like Dayton Raines (two names--good--OK) and cutting out the last name. Sounds more pretentious that way.

The Trinity of whom he speaks is 6'00" tall and built like a truck. You will notice a certain pattern here: Trinity...Sierra (black)...Kitten...not quite plumpers but b-i-g full figured women. Trinity Loren at the Bunny Ranch sounds a little morbid. For specialized tastes only, I presume.

Heather Barron Asks The Tough Questions

That whacky porn star escort Heather Barron writes: Dear Mr. Lombard & Mr. Ford, perhaps the benefit of your exposure to the adult entertainment industry, can help answer some questions for porno enthusiasts across the land...or maybe the porn girls might lend a comment here:

What is the average life span of the female porn star?

Who has or is having the longest lived career?

Does f---ing at volume change the size of texture of the clit or the inner or outer lips?

Do you know of a porn star who actually screamed or cried during anal or while being DP'd?

Are there any porn stars that made movies while pregnant?

I have had more than a few people tell me that the worst part about dealing with a porn star is coping with her attached boyfriend. Why is the boyfriend usually a problem?

Were any porn stars actually so nervous in a scene that they were shaking?

Who is the sweetest most alarmingly wholesome porn star that you have met in person...the closest to being a nun if it wasn't for her vocation?

And finally, I have a sneaking sensation that licking latex or digesting lube can dull the taste buds. If I go out to eat after 1-2 hours of cock sucking with condom, everything tastes bad. But maybe that's because, nothing tastes as good as raw cock.

Porn Star Rebecca Lord Visits Howard Stern Show

From MarksFriggin.com:

6/15/01. 9:40am This porn actress Rebecca Lord who was on the show back in 1999 came in to make a statement or something crazy like that. Howard ended up talking to her about porn. He also had her strip down while she talked to him with her annoying French accent. Her whole reason for coming in was to make a statement about how the Catholic Priests are coming down on the porn industry. Howard let her talk about that for a few seconds before trying to shut her up by telling her she was right. He said that Priests have no right telling porn stars they're doing something wrong while they're molesting young boys.

Howard had her strip down for him and he said she had a smokin' body. Her breasts are real but they're a bit small according to her. She said she doesn't want implants at this time but it's possible that when she gets older she might need them.

Gary came in and told Howard that while he was watching her on his monitor she was really hot and her accent wasn't that bad. But when he turned away and couldn't see her the accent got really annoying. By the time Howard was ready to wrap things up she'd agreed to let her spank him. She did that real quick shortly before he took a commercial break. You can check out Rebecca at WetDreamsXXX.com.

It's Just Not A Good Week For Ashley Kennedy

Sinboy writes: Just noticed that avn.com is running a huge correction of a story that Ashley Kennedy wrote in the June issue of AVN (page 189) on Larry Flynt and his lawyers. The poor girl screwed up the facts of the story really badly, something I know, you Luke, can relate to. Combined with her more recent screwing up of the whole Jenna thing, it's just a very good week for her is it? Speaking of which, I take it she's no longer in Jenna's employ. That girl just can't keep a job, can she?

Ashley Kennedy writes: Dear Mister Bitter Dude, Either you have no life of your own, and must therefore reap some sort of car-wreck mentality glee from others' mistakes (there's a lot of that in this industry), or you're a former co-worker (my guess, since my name was not mentioned in the retraction, and...). Either way, you don't have the balls to use your real name, and therefore garner no respect or credibility. Regardless, allow me to point out to you that in over four years of journalism, this is only the second time, to the best of my recollection, that something I've written had to be retracted. Not a bad record. Besides, the Cambria piece was written with absolutely no feedback from Cambria or Isaacman, as they didn't return my calls before we went to press, and therefore almost all of the information came from researching the Net, which we all know is infallible (twisted smile). The part about moving to LA came from a personal friend of Cambria's, who shall remain unnamed so he may be spared this pettiness (kisses to you... you know who you are).

And actually, it's been a great week. Jenna and I are on good terms, as far as I can tell. Likewise most of the staff at AVN, although I've heard that some people in editorial were forbidden to speak to me after I left the company, which is ridiculous. I'm working, keeping busy, am loved by many people, and am happy with my life. Are you happy? Doesn't seem that way, and if you were in front of me, I'd try to cheer you up. May I suggest keeping busy and treating others as you would like to be treated? That generally improves things. However, I do appreciate your efforts to make my week better. Now, if my employment history, future, personal life, hippie trippy soul, penchant for blindfolds and spankings, or anything else concerns you enough to warrant wasting your time typing about it to Luke F-rd, please, feel free to get to know me a little better. Luke has my permission to give you my home number, and you can come by for coffee or a swim, and vent or whatever it is you feel you need to do. Otherwise, why don't you do something more useful with your time? Go save the dolphins or something. Using a public forum to point out what you perceive to be the shortcomings of others (unless it's George W. Bush) is a poor reflection on your own character. Have a nice day.

Gregory Bowman writes: Geeeez why don't I ever get invited to go swimmin??

Luke replies: Perhaps you should ponder that, Greg.

Sin Boy writes: A former co-worker? If only. Did she forget her name is at the bottom of the article she screwed up? Duh.

Devin Saphire writes: In response to sinboy, nothing could be further from the truth. Ashley Kennedy is one of the only people in the history of AVN to get it right. Reading her stories and reviews renewed my faith, albeit temporarily, in them. Anyone who has had any kind of contact with Ms. Kennedy has come out better for it. I'm sure Jenna and her people recognize this. p.s. Greg B... should learn to shut his f---ing hole...

For anyone who's been wondering what I've been up to, I just finished working on a script with Michael Raven called Mac Daddy 101, which is going to be hands down the funniest thing to come out this year. Look for it soon. You can also check out my lame resume site with the superhuge url...

Blake Mitchell Review

Blonder writes on BigDoggie.net: Saw Blake on her current US tour. Wow. When I first saw her escort ad a few months ago my heart rate shot up. Then I learned that she's more busty (they look great) and attractive in person that in any of those old magazine layouts. She was friendly (she even signed some of the magazines for me) and warm throughout our time together. It was a blast. Well worth the money.

Luke Gets Mail

From BigDoggie.net: hi. my name's noah shachtman (noahmax@inch.com). i'm a freelancer writer, working on an article for stuff magazine (www.stuffmagazine.com) on porn stars who do escort work. i'm interesting in talking to folks who've made such hires. questions i'm interested in include: how many times have you hired porn stars for escort work? which ones? how much did it cost? how did you get a hold of 'em? where did you meet, and what did you do? why did you decide to shell out the money to hire a porn star -- isn't a regular escort just as good? what's the allure? e-mail me back with answers, or to set up an interview. but do it soon -- my deadline is tuesday, june 19th.

KennyG writes Luke: I just figured out some title for video's that would combine hard-core sex, the energy crisis in California & political commentary. They all take place in the dot.com website industry

(1) The Dot.Cummers. (All about a chick named Dot)
(2) The Downloaders (Oral sex)
(3) The Uploaders (Anal)
(4) And for the Fetish crowd, The Re-Booters.
(5) And my own favorites, The Shiksa & the Shaygetz go to Cantors Deli & Jewish Sex, Doggie Style (Compilation of Jewish anal Queens).

From the born Orthodox [Jew], but now almost Apikoros [heretic], KennyG.