Sunday, June 10th, 2001

VCA's Club Sin

Sergio writes: Ashlyn Gere just finished making a movie for VCA titled Club Sin. This is what she told: "Club Sin, Is a slight dark comedy, not really that funny, but its about a group of divorced surviviors(women) who meet on a regular basis to discuss there experiences, although we don't hear to many of them because my character decides shes had enough of the BS and decides to start her own group. My characters name is Elsa, and in my mind I replace the use of the divorce group with want I believe is the ultimate powere of a woman...her pussy, of course. I choose a partner to help me run my club which is Club Sin, and the story unfolds from there. There are 7 sex scenes, all different, and I'm in 3 of those, but I'm in the entire movie. Some of the cast: Gwen Summers, Chloe, Kylie Ireland, Brook, Nick Mannning, Evan Stone, and about 10 other people. It was a four day shot, and I hope everyone enjoys it."

Would You Pay $1500 For Sex With A Porno Star?

Lazar921 writes on RAME: I would be thrilled if certian girls offered services. Unfortunately the ones I am interested in are not doing that.

Nikki Dial- told she had an attitude and drug problem and was not worth dealing with and she didn't do it anyways

Rebecca Lord (DOES ANYBODY have any idea about her??) (she does have a section on her site about photographing w her/doing a scene)I have written several times about how this would be done since I am on the east coast, and all I have goten were form leters thanking me for my request, sending a deposit and how there would be cameramen etc...it never made sense...I don't need/want a film, nor would I want a guy there filming it!

Tammi Ann (once spoke to a guy who supposedly handled her and claimed she was a real sweetheart etc but they too flaked out on getting any time /confirmations.then the # was changed

Britt Andrews- spoke to her rep/mother and they also flaked on an appt, I was to see her one afternoon before she was going to dance, I must have made 20 calls to them..call me bvack, call me back they wouldsay..then they would call back and postpone..I never understood, she is on the road in a podunk town at a hotel, what is so hard about..show up at my room at 2 pm tomorrow..end of story. I don't get it..an if they can't/dont want to, just say so from the start.

Nikki Tyler- never had even an attempt at contact..does she escort at all?? I think these girls if they are active should/could be more professional and have direct contact or someone who does, make an appointment, confirm and give a place etc..they all seem to make it difficult, have too many requirements , then they cancel or you can never get back in touch w them.

A few years ago I had contact w TRACEY ADDAMS!! but then I was told she was pushing 210 LBS and I wouldn't recognize her so I passed, also that she was really a lesbian and any her contact would definitely be less than exciting. as an aside for any TA sfb, I spoke to her and or her girlfriend a few times and every tiome there were parrots cackling like crazy in the background. so...what is the best way? to just ASK them at a show? sometimes that is difficult..in the polaroid line as you are being rushed through.."Hi, can we talk for a minute...I want to hook up w you later./..I'm serious"

I have had a few experiences w mostly aging starlets for NO fees, in dive luns when they were on the road and were happy to go out to dinner and hang out and be shown the town.Nowadays it seems there are so many bulls--- agencies, suitcase pimps and drug problems it seems hard to even deal w them so I gave up.

Jack writes: My girlfriend is a dancer and I have met and made friends with many of the touring stars over the years. Regardless of whether you have a connection like this, the best way possible to hook up is thru an intro at the club they work at. The she is more at ease having been referred to you by someone in the industry, with whom she has some degree of trust. Also acts favorably in the price if any because the broker has been taken out of the picture.

As far as first hand experience, i can offer the following;

1)Tracey Adams; She indeed is more lez than bi, but I had an EXCELLENT time with her on a couple of occasions back when she toured a lot. Once with my girlfriend on hand, once without, no difference. She was great, and a great person. We kept in touch with her, but lost track after she returned from living for a short period of time in Italy. 210 lbs would still look good on her because she is tall, and has it all in the right places for those of us who enjoy the rubenesque woman.

2)Letha Weapons; A nice girl, a bit of an airhead, but good at what she does. Saw her once on vacation in San Fran, and once in my hometown at a club.

3) Jeanna Fine; defintely much more fun if you can involve your girl ,mistress, or wife.

4) Kitten Natividad; Luke, I am aware you have visited the "kitten klub" yourself. She is meticulous about her hygene because of a certain favorite activity of which you are well aware. I myself never had a problem with it because it drove her crazy. I still keep in touch with her.

5)CC Moore/Staci Staxxx; Great person, had a great time......and we are still friends....she works at On the Border outside of Milwaukee now, had a reduction, seems much happier..... You'll note that most of these ladies are more experienced/older porners.....the new younger girls are only interested in the money, have no personalities, and a lot of them have drug/alcohol problems and are undependable....the industry is not the closed shop it once was. Some of these ladies we paid, others not, i wont get into those details, but the short answer to the "would you?" question is that it is well worth it if you are a true admirer of the industry and its' stars, but you have to be prepared to be let down as well. I have heard many bad things about many of todays' stars....Minka being one of the worst, i have not heard one good thing about her. Lovette is another, although she appears to be trying to do away with her bad press. But suffice it to say the worst thing you can do in this industry is develop an attitude....it will only hasten the end of your career.

Controversy Aboard Sopornos 3 Yacht

I arrived home from synagogue Saturday night to find two messages from Rob Spallone wanting me to call him. It sounded like his shoot aboard a 60-foot yacht on Friday was crazy.

I wanted to go but I usually see my therapist Friday mornings. And I wanted to honor that commitment. So instead of Rob's yacht and 20 gorgeous naked women, I sat in my therapist's office and told her that if I had made the decision only on the basis of what I wanted to do, I'd be aboard the yacht right now.

I talked to Rob by phone Saturday night around 9:30PM, followed up by a conversation with Sopornos director James DiGiorgio.

Rob: "You missed it. Yesterday [Friday] was crazy. We never went home. We were out all night partying. I got in a big fight with the owner [Jewish couple Art and Marge] of the boat. They were the biggest scumbag people you've ever met in your life. They were rich and nasty. I kissed their ass all day and then I lost it.

"They were calling the coast guard. I cancelled the check. They wanted to keep our equipment. He put his hands on me which was his big mistake. Then we all went out to Benihana's and got blasted. And the girls were crazy. Jim had them taking their clothes off in the restaurant. We ended up partying all night and coming straight to work.

"The owners of the yacht, a husband and wife, were on the yacht with us and their two crew."

Luke: "And when did the problems start with them?"

Rob: "They started in the morning, when we got there. Their rules - no smoking on the boat... No this, no that. I said no problem. There was a little Chinese man from a magazine. The owner of the yacht grabbed him by the edge of the neck and threw him off, made him sit outside all the way back to the dock. It was freezing.

"He went through the refrigerator. The wife said to me, 'Who's that little man who keeps going through my stuff? I don't want him doing that.' I said, 'Ok, if that happens again, let me know.' Then we were sitting there talking and he opens up a drawer to look for a can opener, and she loses it. And she ran upstairs and got her husband. He was a big man with a bad temper. He came down and grabbed the little Chinese man by the back of the neck, opened up the sliding door, brought him outside and threw him out there and said, 'Don't you come back in this boat until we get back.' Then we got back to the dock, and the Chinese man ran off.

"We were going to do our last scene of the day at the dock. And the guy said, 'You can't do it on this couch because that fabric is $280 per yard... He was hosing off the boat.

"We had 29 people. We all these beautiful f---ing girls who weren't in the business.

"People were leaving. He pulls me over. He says, for about the fifth time, 'I've got to talk to you.' I say, 'What's the problem now?'

"He says, 'We've been out here ten hours, a lot of gas money, you're going to have to give me a few more hundred dollars.' I say, 'I made a deal for this price. I don't have more money.'

"So we take stuff off the boat and I'm talking to Herschel [Savage] from about 20 feet away and he comes over, and instead of saying, 'Please keep the noise down...' We're in Marina Del Rey with all these million dollar yachts and I'm bulls---ting with the girls and we're talking loud and the guy comes over and says, 'You better keep the noise down or you'll be off this boat...' And I said, 'You know something? Go f--- yourself. We're leaving now. And I'm cancelling the f---ing check.'

"So he runs up and closes the door. Wayne Crews and them were still inside. He thought he was going to keep our $40,000 worth of equipment on his boat. And I go up to the door and open it and he pushes me. And I say, 'Don't you f---ing touch me or I'll kill you, you cocksucker.'

"And the wife was saying, after he throw the chink off, that her husband was a crazy man, that he would throw everyone in the water. And his wife goes, 'Call the Coast Guard.'

"So I'm screaming now at the top of my lungs, 'Call the f---ing Coast Guard. Call them now. We're shooting f---ing pornos on the yacht.' And they don't want any noise. They don't want the neighbors or s--- to know. And his wife says, 'Give him whatever he wants. Just get him out of here please.'

"Then Rod Fontana he tries to push. Rod Fontana's the size of a wall.

"After we take the stuff off the boat, the guy who did the deal says, 'How can you cancel your check?' I reply, 'Because I didn't get to finish my movie.' 'He's going to take you to court.'

"So I say, 'Here's my card. Take me to court. I'll be there with 29 people and I'll have all these girls dressed as porno girls and we're going to walk in the courtroom and I'm going to tell the judge, 'I had no problem paying him but he didn't let us finish the movie...'

"Then the boat owner tells Jim, 'That guy don't know the people I'm connected with.' People you're connected with? He's threatening me with the Mob? I tell him, 'Make any phone call you want and see what happens when you mention my name?'

"I spent a lot of money at Benihana's. Everyone was drinking. And Jim with the girls - he had them eating each other. I had some nice normal girls on the boat and he has some temper. He's crazy.

"Rich people, 95% of them, just think they're better than everyone else. This guy thought he was God's gift. He had a million dollar boat. He had a $20,000 Rolex. His Mercedes parked at the top was $100,000.

"First of all, if you have that kind of money, you don't want people renting your boat. He charged me $2000. He used $500 worth of gasoline. I hired one kid just to pick up everything. We kept the boat spotless. The guy was just a prick.

"We didn't fit in Marina Del Rey. We emptied out Benihana's in Marina Del Rey in about ten minutes. The girls were telling the cook... Cherie got drunk and told the Chinese man cooking the thing, 'Do you eat pussy?' Cherie pulled a Kendra Jade.

"We're walking into Benny Hanna. And Cherie told me, 'I can't belive you're taking these people to Benihana's. They're used to McDonalds.' And Cherie's friend calls her a fat ass. And Cherie hears this. She throws her bags on the floor and comes charging at the chick.

"So Jim's trying to chase her and he's fat and slow. I bend down and tackle her. Rod Fontana grabs the other girl. Now they're screaming and yelling.

"We come into Benihana's and Jim's telling the 40-year old woman behind the bar that we're in the porno business. I come walking in. I'm in full makeup. And the lady says, 'That guy has makeup on.' And I say, 'f--- you, you cunt.'

"It was like the Sopornos 1 wrap party.

"We've got a great movie going. We killed Wayne off in the movie. We announced that we'd already murdered Kendra. Maybe we'll kill some people Sunday. I haven't decided. I can't read the script that good.

"I'll never go on a boat again. Me being in one place all day is tough enough. And just having to kiss ass..."

Ten minutes later, my phone rings.

James DiGiorgio: "You get a report from him and you don't call me? It was f---ing awesome man. The big fight on the f---ing boat. f---ing Benihana's. I had the girls f---ing flashing their tits all over the place. At Benihana's, the guy chops the food up in front of you. We were throwing ice cubes on the grill. I was shouting Japanese cuss words.

"I was in the back of Rob's Mercedes with two girls. And Rob goes, 'Where did the other girl go?' I said, 'She's down between this one's legs. They're having full on lesbian sex.' One girl put her foot on Rob's ear and he freaked out and we almost had an accident. It was f---ing awesome man. These girls were animals. But beautiful animals."

Luke: "Did you have sex with any of them?"

Jim: "We don't do that. We're voyeurs. We don't have sex with any of them."

Rob: "Not us."

Jim: "We just sit back and watch and stroke."

Luke: "Did Rob cause all the problems on the boat?"

Jim: "No, the guy who owned the boat was a prick. He was an old f---ing miserable pathetic prick. And we were as nice as we could be all day long. He threatened to throw the makeup girl's dog into the water. They shot American Pie 2 on the boat last week.

"We're never going on boats again."

Rob: "You know what it is? We don't belong in good neighborhoods. Jim personally emptied Benihana's in 20 minutes. I get girls to do the craziest things."

Jim: "We got out of hand on Colin's Sleazy Friends. We used bad words - Jew, nigger, chink... You know how we get. You know what happens when you put me and Rob in front of a camera. I'm bad enough with just a microphone on a radio show."

Luke: "Yes, I've been victimized."

Dianna points out: Even with 2-for-1 coupons, Benihana's (not Benny Hanna's) is obviously too expensive for Luke to take his dates, even though they do have at least one vegetarian stir fry on the menu.

PornoPatrick writes, Seems like the yacht owner and the director were about to call the same person yet they thought better than to bring the strong arm in to settle their dispute. Friends in higher places? Or protection Money?

Max writes: Luke- Just read your story on the Sopranos shoot. I thought porn directors and owners were making serious cash! Whats this shnorrer doing renting a boat?

Kendra Jade's Diary

Kendra Jade writes: it is sunday morning , june 10th.it is 6 am and i am miserable.first off , im miserable cuz im awake second of all ...last night while chatting with a friend online ,he pointed out to me that a site which i have had problems with many times ( kendrajade.com) run by xxxezone (aka ron berry) , had STOLEN content from my OFFICIAL site(kendrajade.cjb.net).specifically , they stole my diary , a letter written by my mother , and my biography(all of which are exclusive and copywritten for kendrajade.cjb.net) and pictures of me and that this site which has no affiliation with me whatsoever , had posted my EXCLUSIVE COPYWRITTEN material to thier site as if it was done for them.they even changed some of what was originally written. upon looking at the site further , i noticed that they are offering things signed by me such as 8x10's and personalized letters for the fan club.THIS IS BULLs---.

i have not , nor will i ever sign anything for that site , so if you have ordered things from these people, i apologize ..it is not from me.i URGE you to chargeback on the basis that you did not get what you paid for!!!if you bought a membership from these people , i urge you to chargeback on the same basis.i promise you that nothing you will ever recieve from these people is authorized or signed by me, but instead is FAKE.the same goes for wwwkendrajade.com as many of you probably are aware , these actions from xxxezone , and any other sites using my TRADEMARKED name is ILLEGAL and UNACCEPTABLE.i have retained legal representation on this matter ,but until it is all solved in court , i urge all of you ...DO NOT GO TO THESE SITES (kendrajade.com , wwwkendrajade.com) , do NOT support this site or ANY OTHER site claiming to be mine.they are all making money off of my name.i do not see one penny of this profit nor is anything they sell authorized by me or signed by me. these sites will never EVER have any affiliation with me.

but for the real deal , you can go to www.KENDRAJADE.CJB.NET , where i will be holding weekly video chats with my new webcam!! and also providing new pictures every week and you also will recieve a polaroid of me signing EVERY ITEM you order so you know its truly from me!!!none of these other sites can offer you live phone calls , meetings , or even video chat with me or polaroids of me!! better yet , they cannot even offer new pictures unless they steal them from my site. now ,if after all this , you doubt its me writing this , you can listen to howard stern monday morning ( june 11th)and again i will tell the world the ONLY PLACE for real KENDRA JADE action and merchandise is WWW.KENDRAJADE.CJB.NET!!!!!!!!

i also went on chaunce haydens show ( www.eyada.com) on thursday to promote kendrajade.cjb.net so that all of you know that is my ONLY official site.i am also currently building another site which will be kendrajadexxx.com until i get the othe domain back. also , i urge anybody in the industry that is considering dealing with these people ...DONT DO IT!!! just ask myself , zoe, or jasmin st.claire..they also stole jasmin and zoes domain names and are squatting on them now.you will be making the biggest mistake of your life!!!!!

Raw Alex, a leading adult webmaster, writes: Luke, your Kendra Jade post is funny... She claims content is copyright to "kendrajade.cjb.net" - first off, cjb.net is a redirect service - the url that the material is copyright to is owned by a company in Canada.

So she has stated that her material is in fact copyrighted to a company in Canada - so nice of her to give copyright to another company for free.

Second, last time I checked, cjb.net does not allow adult material. Her site will surely disappear in a very short amount of time.

Finally, the actual site is on qwikpages, another free host that doesn't allow adult material. Me thinks that this isn't the real Kendra Jade site... just my opinion...

Kendra Jade writes: hello everyone , my OFFICIAL site has been moved from our free host (kendrajade.cjb.net) to our BRAND NEW DOMAIN NAME WWW.KENDRAJADEXXX.COM , i own this one so its not going anywhere.this is my permanant official site, until i get my other domains back..at which time they will al be joined.but until then , only go to kendrajadexxx.com !!!!! we are soooo pleased to bring you this new site..please remember if it doesnt say kendrajadexxx.com , then it isnt afiliated with me!!!!

Jenna Jameson Stands Up For Dr. Garth Fisher

Jenna Jameson writes: Luke, just to let you know, that email from my account wasn't me. It was my fiance' Justin. Just wanted to clarify things. I stand behind Dr. Fishers work wholeheartedly. Without a doubt he is the best surgeon in the country, at least in my eyes. Now, if this "Playboy Playmate" ended up getting bigger breasts than she wanted, she has to understand that Dr. Fisher takes into account unforeseen things that happen in the surgery. He may have had to give her bigger breasts in order to give her the shape she wanted. I f he puts small implants into a pocket that is too big, she would have sagging boobs. You have to be very perky in order to get a small breast augmentation. I hope she understands he did the best that he could, and I'm sure her boobs are incredible. But, I know that everyone has their right to their own opinion. I just hate to see someone as talented as Dr. Fisher get crapped on.

Mourning Alex DeRenzy

Mr Marcus writes: I just read the report about Alex, it prompted me to write about him. I just worked for Devils a few weeks ago, upon walking on the set I found out who the director was, Mr.DeRenzy himself. I was pleased, he had been one of the toughest, creative, assertive, most aware directors I know. I respected him highly. It had been a few years since I worked for him, he had flown me up to San Francisco a few times to work for the Rosebud line, it was my first exposure to Frisco, but not my last. I remember struggling through the scene and Alex filmed around it and allowed me to join in when I can, what was different about him than any other director I had worked for up until that time, was his skill and awareness, he was completely aware of what was going on, as far as the performers sexually and mentally. He knew who had chemistry, who to focus on, who was dominate and who was submissive all of this and he still captured only what he knew what was hot, instincts. As someone who wanted to be a director and better performer I was impressed and became a fan of his style. John Leslie, Greg Dark, Joey Silvera and Tom Byron are also from the school of DeRenzy. When I worked for him that last time, I was quick to show him how much I've changed, how much I've learned, as a performer and a person, only because of the respect I had for him, he inspired me that much. Sexually just allow it to happen, a good director knows what to do from there. I know he had a love for fishing and a love for his wife, much blessings to her.

Sergio writes: It's with great sadness that we mourn the passing of one of the few true geniuses of the Adult Business, Alex DeRenzy. We, from brazilian magazine Planet Sex, are writing a huge article about Mr. DeRenzy's life and career, and we would love to print some messages of actors, directors and producers who had the chance to work with this great man. Please, mail me at smartt@vento.com.br

A Porn Star Is Like Any Other Woman

Porn star Sinnamon writes on BigDoggie.net: If you keep in mind that a pornstar is still a regular woman, (altough made larger than life by the fantasies that being on the sexy silver screen cause,) then you'll do okay. Like all women, we all like something different. A porn star that has a website, may have a bio filled with her likes and dislikes, favorite foods, music, etc. Take these suggestions into consideration, and either find out where a hot place is to go in that genre, OR ask her in an email if there is some place she'd like to go in particular. Good luck and have fun!

Gregory Bowman vs Farrell Timlake

Gregory Bowman writes: Farrell Timlake: As far as you going Billy Jack, hes is a rest home being fed and has his pampies changed three times a day as you should be. If you read carefully I posted a letter send to me from ONE OF CHEYENNES DAUGHTERS RELATIVES who cares!

Unlike you, a foul degenerate who is in the sweatsock cumshot business. You could care less about her care and concern, you just like to see your name in print and post your website; so typical of a whore of the industy.

You should keep your principle of non violence as is will certainly avoid injury to a simp such as yourself who blabbers on like the proverbal parrot blurting out the word of the day with the inserted advertisement and has no business playing tough. Take your best shot you pathetic old obsessed man. To say I brought anything into this is mere garbage. You on the otherhand have nothing to offer other than GAS. Go berzerk, I really don't care and when you are done; step up to the plate; or go sit down with sweat sock in hand. Everyone knows WHAT you are.

As far as your misguided statements, I can just state that you know nothing about me therefore you speculate from your delusional state of obsession; get a legitimate job; then we can talk. Therefore, in noble and true and often quixotic www.homegrownvideo.com fashion, WHAT A total pile of steaming dogs---- you are the basement sale of Smut and no one takes you seriously except maybe those in object emotional and moral poverty that is your world. You have never done anything but promote your slime you call a business. Youve never lifted a finger for a cause other than your own. The realization that Homegrown is the best amateur site on the planet is like saying you are the best pile of s--- in the yard; gee, something to be proud of indeed. Anymore self induldgent binges ??? I would love how you, too, are going to bring the end to fire ants and high cost energy to California. your comments? nathans_parable@yahoo.com

Well obviously luke you sit by and let this moron advertise on your site without pointing out he has nothing but promoted his porn site over and over in his diatribe to me. If he want to Billy Jack me; pass along this reply to him-any time and any place I would be glad to step up to the plate with him for im not a coward hiding behind a pile of cum soaked rags like he. Its a shame luke that you didnt point out that I merely forwarded a letter from CHEYENNES FAMILY MEMBER voicinc concern about her own relative-Tiny tim should butt the f--- out unless he sees fit to have a steel plate in his head. I would be more than glad to forward the original unsolicited email to him if he desires IF he would be glad to discuss this face to face-so I can show him what a mouse I really am. What a coward he is.

Oh and btw what a coward you are for not indicating to him that the letter was from one of her family members, a relative of that innocent little girl! SHAME ON YOU LUKE............something to think about at shul.

Luke, I forwarded a letter from Cheyennes daughters relative after confirmation that indeed she is a relative and knows all about the situation and I get lambasted by ol tiny tim farrell about bringing her poor innocent daughter into this- I merely forward you the letter from Cheyennes own family. Indeed, her daughter is innocent in this and, in many peoples opinion, needs to be removed from the situation. ADMITTEDLY by her own family. And yet you let that smut peddling moron Farrell rant on about ME bringing her daughter into this- Well if then so be it; her daughter doesnt deserve the abuse she is getting and something should be done. Forgive me for caring.

Farrell Timlake writes: Where do I start? This loser, this Bowman freak resembling a human slug, professes that he is concerned about Cheyenne's daughter, so who does he bring the problem to? The family? No. Child Protective Services? No. He brings the problem to the tabloid press of porn. Who is he trying to fool with his transparent motives and obvious agenda. He comes off like some kind of McCarthy Era anti-commie alarmist. He pulls totally suspect "evidence" out of his hearsay ass and waves it in front of this community saying, "I have, here in my hand, evidence of bad parenting and licentious behavior." Again, who the heck does this fool think he is fooling?

In my case, I am obviously here to promote my business because Luke's site is a venue to promote the adult industry like the sin and smut of rags like the Enquirer promote Hollywood. To my credit or discredit, I try to pick issues carefully and tactfully represent my points in an entertaining fashion while promoting the manifold wonders of a site like www.homegrownvideo.com. That is my job. Luke would not print me if I just ran boring press releases hyping our obvious merits.

Now if you don't like amateur xxx, and it is just not your bag, then fine. But to say we are bottom of the rung? How could that be when we are the longest running series in the history of video. Period. Why does Vivid and the Hot Network support us and promote us and do business with us? They seem to be pretty savvy business people. What about Playboy TV too? Call Jim English and ask him how much we suck. How come we are known as one of the best converting sites on the net and why do we have a sweet deal with the number one company in the adult internet industry. I think you are very mistaken in your assessment of us, but you are entitled to your opinion which is about as dangerous as a mouse fart.

By the way, what is "object" poverty? Is that when a person does not have enough stuff to fill their garage? Look up the word "abject" and tell me if it does not have a familiar feeling to you.

By the way, how much charity work have you ever done besides giving to the Gregory Bowman Self Preservation Illicit Drug Fund Fellowship? My company raises money every year for charities ranging from AIDS support groups to Women's shelters and Alternative Schools. Do you even have a job? You certainly don't have much of a life if you like to come here and feel some sense of celebrity through your repeated demonstrations of inadequacy.

For what we do, for the audience we do it for, in the way in which we do it, I sleep very well at night knowing that we have resisted every temptation to become the evil cliché of porn that you would like to cast us in. Now I am quite happy that I have redirected your animosity from someone that is not present to defend themselves to someone that is. I laugh at you but feel great pity that you feel compelled to resort to physical threats and cannot use your brains to challenge my crap (Where is Brandy A when you need her? Perhaps you should seek her help advocating a rebuttal) If threatening to bust me up is the best you got, then excuse me if I don't spend anytime cowering in the corner. Remind me to give you directions and give you the numbers of the folks who might like to help you.

Blow-Man, Billy Jack is a fictional character. Tom Laughlin is not. Billy Jack lives forever, like the truth of the point that I am making to you. Tom does not, but he has led an interesting, successful, even occasionally heroic life, so I would not consider him a bad role model even as he is beset by the gloomy decay that comes at the end of a long life lived to its fullest.

What do you have to show for yourself, Blow-man? Around here at least, I may always be the pain in the ass commentator with a successful company and website known as the premiere provider of amateur content on the planet, but you are always going to be Cheyenne's EX. I mean Cheyenne's junkie EX. So where can you take it from there? You really are not cutting it as Luke's trusty side-kick in the morality brigade, and every attempt you make at writing creatively is like a bad rehash of a crappy freshman level creative writing course. I am just surprised you haven't told us a story about when you were ten and your best friend ruined your birthday party.

Finally, all I can say to you is...whatever. I don't need to say anything that you will not say and do yourself to prove your uselessness beyond the shadow of a doubt. This is my curse. May you grind and gnash your teeth tonight in contemplation of my contempt. May you sweat chilly beads while doubting your capacity to respond. May your brain twitch and writhe in pain bearing the burning headache that is me while I hold you accountable for every miserable thing that you say here, and may your next EX girlfriend be three times as enigmatic as Cheyenne. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the horror of being you keep you up at night.

By the way, I just saw some Greg Bowman in action with his EX in some Vivid feature. I am pleased to report that having seen him so disposed, I can only repudiate every single aspect of his bitter diatribes. I am forwarding the mail to you, Luke, not to disgust but amuse you. Forgive me if I do otherwise.

Gregory Bowman replies to Farrell: Thank you for spending the time to ramble on about me; I really appreciate knowing that you spent your sunday writing than being with your family.....haha and I love the repeated ads you place throughout. Whats more amusing is that it really doesnt bother me ask you hope it would; to see you waste your time is worth anything you could possibly say.

Farrell replies: I work at home so I am with my family more than you could possibly comprehend. Taking fifteen minutes out to spank your hypocritical ass is fun and, yes, promotional too. Luke sends me the e-mails that support my comments regarding your line of bulls---, so I guess I am not alone in thinking that you are a worthless cretin with a serious cruel streak. Besides that, you are a pudgy failure of a porn stud and should find a better way to spend your time rather than trying to engage mine. At least I get free promotion out of it. What do you get out of it besides the satisfaction of being so annoying?

Gregory Bowman writes: Again, your childlike insults lend nothing other than the fact than you have nothing credible to say; and are easily discounted as a bored lonely old man who may have the delusion of keyboard muscles and nothing more. You have reduced your argument to a third grade name calling contest. In as much, you fail miserably in that. Billy Jack you are not. The most pathetic part is you take it upon yourself in matters you know nothing about; a true coward who spouts off without basis............you really must be bored.

Farrell Timlake replies: Right, then how come even Brandy A seems to agree with me? If you think my comments are without base then you have as many problems with your reading skills as you do with your social life. Face it, say or do whatever you like, but I will still get more out of this than you. I will never get bored of promoting my company at your expense and deflecting your cutting remarks from someone herein helpless to defend herself.

I will be easy to find at the trade show in Vegas if you want to come beat me up. What am I afraid of? I use my real name to post. I've been thrown from cars, and had fights in bars, I was shot at during the riots, and earthquakes have sent brick chimneys down on top of me. I survived it all just so I could make you more miserable than you already are from your life of disappointments and failure. You call me a smut peddler like I should be offended by it, however, our positive attitude toward what we do is part of our success formula. You are a failed porn stud who now attacks the industry that rejected you like you attack the girl who rejected you. How pathetic can you possibly get.

I suggest you try to redeem yourself to the entire industry that you want so desparately to love you by making an amateur video and sending it to Homegrown Video. In the spirit of conciliation and forgiveness, I will accept it and publish it at www.homegrownvideo.com.

Gregory Bowman writes: And where do you get this idea I want to "beat you up" Please lets be adults. And as far as siding with Brandy???? you and she are at each others throats every week.......you really have no clue as to your own position on this. Try not resorting to name calling and ask yourself this question....CPS has been called, NOT BY ME, and her own family members state there is a problem.......should we sit by and let her daughter suffer? How misguided is this? tell me? Put aside the anger and the keyboard muscles for a moment and realize that you are a human being.....Im asking you as a parent...what would you do?

Farrell replies: You made a physical threat in the first place when you said you would put a steel plate in my head. I used Billy Jack as a pop cultural reference to color the point I was making and not as a physical threat. There is no way you can convince me that l-keford.com is a site that can help in this matter. Who says I side with anybody, I merely reacted to Brandy's response and suggested her as one who is unlikely to agree with me. I suggest you let Cheyenne's family and CPS work it out. You can definately be assured the matter is dropped and no further ill will gained when I see that you are not using Luke's site to demonstrate your vehemence toward a person who is not present to defend herself or her family.

BrandyAlx1: I've suddenly gotten the impression that Bowman is half cracked.

BrandyAlx1: I sent him the license info I sent you on Dr. Fisher, and I got this defensive, aggressive, preachy, nearly psychotic email back about how he has done all this work and no one will follow through.

BrandyAlx1: Started after me about how I was after the FSC and got Gloria to open the books and we turned out to be all talk. I was the one telling him everything he was wanting to know and helping him do the research he seemed obsessed about. I pretty much haven't the time to run around proving things people pretty much already know.

BrandyAlx1: I just said, "You seem to take the credit for a great many things. Why didn't YOU follow through? I told you before I didn't care about the FSC, was only aiding you in your own obsession. You're a lot of noise and no signal. I'm not surprised people are turning you down." and then he sent some whacked out retort I just trashed.

BrandyAlx1: I really don't know why he's gone off. All I've ever done is send him info on things he's appeared interested in. I didn't think I was joining some porn Greenpeace thing by talking to the guy.

BrandyAlx1: And what's with all the porn stars suddenly on the Chaunce Hayden show? After my experience, in which the universe intervened, I warn everyone to be very careful of them since Jamye Waxman, the producer, tried to set me up.

BrandyAlx1: Periodically he repeats some conversation with a porn star who apparently didn't show up and he left a message on her voice mail saying he'd never watch her movies again. Do you know who that is?

BrandyAlx1: It's usually part of the opening 5 minutes of worthless garbage intro before they start the show.

Gregory Bowman writes: With all due respect to Brandy, she doesn't quite tell the truth. She forwarded copious amounts of material on the FSC and discussed via Email ways to obtain records. I suggested she talk with Gene Ross or Mike South in which she replied "they don't like her very much". For her to say that she merely sent me information on Garth Fisher is inaccurate; and moreover; I never asked her for the information. She seems to like to throw the match on the fire and walk away without taking responsibility. Brandy, like Timlake, you thive on OTHERS lives.....heres a dollar.....go buy your own.

Luke Gets Mail

TJ Hart writes: All looks great... Except the review where it says two boys do each other then the fluids go in my mouth, very untrue. They must be talking about the scene where I did Joel L and Ben E the guy I was dating at the time. They didn't touch each other and Ben was the only one who tried to cum on my face, with some protest. At the begin I did some facials but only on the straight side. As of lately I only take it in the face from a guy I will or would have a crush on, that is in the business.

Jason Stoner writes: Luke, Just checking your site and saw the interesting news about Chasey Lain. I also read your bio about her. In particular, I note the comment about her eyes. The reason they look empty, vacant is because they are "pinned" as in stoned on junk, smack. Those are heroin eyes if ever I saw 'em. Are you sure your source is sure it's meth she's using? Maybe she switched drugs.....

Also, are you aware of the song "Ballad of Chasey Lain" by the Bloodhound Gang? I have an mp3 of it. Kinda big at 3.3 MB but I can send it to you if you want. I read an interview with the Bloodhound Gang in which they said they arranged for her to "star" in their video for the song. She flaked on the shoot. Apparently, the band had waited around all day for her. Typical.

Her comments about tipping in Canadian strip joints is true. There is no tipping. Not sure if it's some liquor license thing or just a find Royal Canadian tradition reflective of our innate reserve and cheapness (most white "anglo" Canucks are in fact Scottish by heritage). It's simply not done here. I've never seen it in a Vancouver strip palace.

Tommy Nugent writes: Once again l-keford.com has caused me to recognize an ugly part of myself. Why do I feel some flicker of joy when news of a beautiful porn starlet's downfall is reported? What vicious part of me rises up to celebrate the undoing of someone who's done me no wrong? Is it unconscience hatred born of wanting a woman that I can't have? Is that why I find news of former porn superstars turning tricks particularly enjoyable? Do I think (feel), "now the bitch would f--- me, wouldn't she"? The Lain rumors probably are false or exagerated, but they have served their purpose in shining a light on my soul's darkness. I apologize to Lain and other performer's I've thought (wished?) ill of. Hopefully someday I can, in all sincerety wish them the best. Until then, I resign my position of Official Magician of Porn.

Heather Barron writes: I always hate to see someone bashed in a public venue. Has Chasey responded to the comments made about her health? Why would a video company provide work to someone who was terribly ill because of a drug problem? I would think that they would require a physical if she looked that ill. Why isn't someone contacting a family member to let them know what is happening. I also would think that an employer would have a sit down talk with an actress or actor, saying something to the effect that Brandy indicated: "We are not going to employ you, until you get clean and healthy enough to work." How do we know that any of what has been said is true?

Gregory Bowman writes: Lombard wants Chasey Lains phone number for a call........if you know anyone who has it; He has offered. Maybe he does care., maybe hes building a reputation; Ill give him the benefit of the doubt. Either way if what you report is accurate about Lain; someone needs to help the woman...If she has a child then CPS needs to be called and that will start the ball rolling. And to hell with all the pondscum who BLAME others for sounding out. They are too busy glorifying their own pathetic lives to care.

Charles writes: HOT curvy bimbos and glamorous scorching women! This is a cross cultural and proven time and again male preference which turns heads from the Indians in the Amazon rain forest to Tokyo to London to New York to Paris Luke F-rd to… I don’t know about LA though seeing as you are shooting so much of that teeny crap over there. Once again the adult business is confused. Waifs are for hanging cloths on and paedophiles and Roger Pipe and Jimm Gunn and ilk and ire of like and Loptaine too. and rattle like a box of matches, Bombastic sex BOMB bimbos are for f---ing and have the universal appeal and make me want to touch my willy. We want the big tits big time over here in Europe and America used to have the best and was a strong selling point if not one of the strongest for your products over here. Glamorous big titted babes and bimbos!!!!! But now where are they? Big tits are always in fashion there are no trends in sexuality. Natural selection is all the proof you need if that were needed.

The AVN has succeeding in confusing the Adult industry yet again with it’s politically correct contention that this decade it must be "natural breasts" (does that sound sexy???) Duh!!!! or is this better BIG TITS? This is all you need to be successful. The industry could be doing all of this extreme non erotic, UTTER, UTTER crap just to attempt to compensate for loss of sales due to the demise of the American BIG TIT? Fake or real I don’t care. Just give me them BIG anything but the scrawny little things we have been getting for the last few years. Add to that the CONDOM policy that means death! Do they really think guys are screwing up their eyes and contemplating..." are those silicone or natural?" when he sees a Big Titted Bombastic Killer BIG TITTED Babe walking down the street? No of course not!!! He immediately gets turgid and you got it, he LOOKS!!!! What does that mean? Big tits sell more tapes than small tits don’t except to paedophiles. Get back on track and give me back my American BIG TITS please.

All the AVN has done is tried to justify their existence by loony contentions of an imaginary market desire to see small scrawny shriviled udders and that condoms don’t affect sales.. HA! How is the AVN still in business?????????????? Save your advertising $$$$you mugs. You don’t need the AVN to help you loose money. Pay your tithes to synagogue instead The AVN don’t know s--- about male desire. They must be all poofs! Women reviewing Gonzo tapes???? HaHA they are MAD.

BIG TITS give them back to us over here and make more money! We want Americas BIG TITS. Got that TITS not breasts!!! We don’t want your extreme stuff over here give us back your big titted bomb bimbos NOW! America we don't want your teeny crap. Give us back your Big Tits that's what you did best, and quick.

Superchachi writes: Tj Hart's post that there is no tipping in Canadian strip clubs is incorrect. Each province has it's own regulations for strip club etiquette, but in Alberta tipping is expected. It's done a little differently than in the clubs I've been to in the states. Here the girls spend their last song lying on a blanket with their legs spread and guys throw one and two dollar coins at their pussies. If you hit them right in the pussy then you get a poster. After the stripper leaves the stage, a strip club goon comes out with a broom and collects all the coins. Most girls seem to do really well. I guess the "innate reseve and cheapness" is just a Vancouver thing.

Tim writes: i am very disturbed that you posted the info on kitty yung on your site she is a friend of mine and she is very protective of her personal life i know she has had problems with fans in hte past and she is trying to leave her past where it belongs in the past if you are a fan of the the stars, like you say u are, then why do you post such personal info on them

Jasmin St. Claire's First Girl-Girl Movie

Charley Frey writes: Jasmin's First Girl-Girl Shyla Foxxx's first movie "Temptress" has just been released on Temptation Entertainment video.... It includes a girl/girl scene that Jasmin shot long before Jasmin shot the Gang Bang or anyone had ever really even heard of her. She denied (even on Howard Stern) that she did girls...here's the proof. It is also Shyla Foxxx's first adult movie ever shot. There are also several pretty blondes in the video and you get to see their first masturbation scene (first scene of any kind...and for most of them, their last) plus them in B/G, etc... It is truly interesting combination of amateur and professional footage all shot by a guy famous for "Playboy" type r-rated product.

Temptation video is Jerry Garfinkle's new line which has quite a bit of new product coming out....including a new series which stars never seen before amateur talent totally natural scenes (no crews, etc...they are totally left alone to do what they want) and each "episode" is narrated by a star... a la Grace Harlow, a stunning blonde (last seen in ZAZEL)...who herself does an amazing anal-included masturbation that alone makes the video worth buying. There is also a never-released scene of Jill Kelly. Keep an eye out for "I Love To Masturbate, the series" by Temptation Entertainment video. (lots more to cum)

Nerve Magazine flew Houston into New York City, and dressed her up in fashions by Louis Vitton, Adrienne Landau, Liza Bruce and Stephan Kelian. The talents of famed high fashion photographer Michael Williams were enlisted to capture the magic. Houston's well-proportioned curves provided life to these outfits in a way that no stick-figured runway model could. Nerve was so impressed with the results from the new fashion Diva, they devoted eight full pages to her, and included an accompanying article by Jack Murnighan. The June-July 2001 issue of nerve is on sale now. Clubowners/BookStoreOwners, etc... - Houston is available exclusively thru Florida Entertainment If you would like her to appear for you...call (954)423.4256.

Holly Landers: Law Student, Porn Star, Brothel Worker

From www.spectator.net: "It's very flattering to know that men are willing to pay good money to have sex with me. In fact, it turns me on," explains 25-year-old Holly Landers, an adult movie star, nude dancer, and legally-working brothel girl. "This type of work is very exciting for me. It's a lot of fun and it's something that I like to do."

At age 20, while she was earning her bachelor's degree in business management, Holly began stripping at gentlemen's clubs in the Los Angeles area. Three years ago, she made her porn debut and has now performed in more than 200 movies. Some of her latest efforts include work for the Playboy Channel, Hustler Video (a short sexvid titled, "The World's Luckiest Patient"), Sodomized Delinquents 5, Extreme Teen 2, Flash Flood 4, Liquid Gold , and American Bukkake 12, where she is deluged by an incredible 95 come shots.

Ageism In Porn

Rick Derris writes: Luke: Regarding the Marilyn Chambers profile you ran June 7, I just wanted to say how disappointed I was to hear that Marilyn is retiring, evidently for good this time. It's a damn shame, and I think it's a mistake for her to listen to critics who wound people without thinking.

What she doesn't hear are all the satisfied fans who are glad she's made a comeback, and who were incredibly turned on by her recent movies - not all of whom are people who were watching her in the 1970s. Example: I'm a 26-year-old weightlifter who has done some pro-am adult, and I still find Marilyn tremendously erotic. In fact, if I ever make it pro, she, Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn - all of whom have made comebacks - are among the women I'd most like to appear with, because of their tremendous contributions to the industry, talent, and raw sexuality. They are the best of the best, and appearing with them would be like acting with Jack Nicholson - something every adult actor should aspire to, in my opinion. Hell, I'd sleep with any of them if they tried to pick me up. (I should be so lucky - and so should most of the critics who slam them for continuing to do films.)

Now, admittedly, they're not 20 anymore. Who cares? Women can be beautiful, vital and sexual as they get older. Why does an industry that accepts Ron Jeremy and Dave Hardman blast women who have made the industry what it is? I don't get it. Maybe it's because a lot of the porn audience are men who look like Ron and Dave...but there is a place for Marilyn. There is a place for Amber, whom I admit I preferred when she was more gamine, and hadn't had so much plastic surgery. (I still think she's incredibly sexy, and seeing her finally do anal and take facials makes up for that.) There's a place for Ginger, who is still intensely hot. And any industry that discourages that, doesn't recognize beauty and talent. So please, Marilyn, reconsider...